invasions, where the suspect is popular vampire slayer 20 years breaking into homes and consuming ago, woke up from her coma this all of the homeowner’s food. It also morning to find Rick Grimes, the destroyer of zombies, standing in her room. Quick conversation was had about the worlds situation today and Buffy offered her skills as assistance right away. A confused Rick looked at her and asked, “Didn’t you hear what I said? No one cares about vampires appears that Arnold has now teamed anymore, up with 19-year-old, Brick Heck! The we’re two have been spotted invading fighting homes together. Heck has been seen zombies on camera footage, whispering to lady! I’m himself. Everyone should be on the only in lookout for this team of home your room to gather supplies.” invaders. They do not appear to be dangerous, but they are hungry! ___Reported by Savannah Kennedy ___Reported by Allison Warrick
evin Arnold, one of TV’s
ne bright sunny California day,
most well-known teenagers from Dwayne Johnson was taking a casual
the past, has recently become one walk on Hollywood Blvd, he was of the main suspects in a new swarmed by some of his fans and some paparazzi, while signing some veryone remembers the overly
amazing Disney group THE CHEETAH
GIRLS! It was a very sad time for all of us Cheetah Girls fans when we were told our favorite girl group were autographs and posing for pic with splitting up. Some of us had no hope fans, he all of a sudden started feeling weird. Mr. Johnson then disappeared. Everyone was confused where he went. One of his fans looked down and Mr. Johnson turned into a rock!!!! ___Reported by Dana Pfannkuchen
they would make their way back to
each other, but THE TIME HAS etty White has come out from FINALLY COME. Our favorite 4 girl group are returning to us with an epic the “closet”. Betty White was born tour. It is said the 4 cheetahlicious girl during 1922 a time where liking the will be starting off their reunion tour opposite gender was considered with the only and only Beyoncé. This inappropriate. Betty White is tour is set be scheduled for the considered America’s sweetheart so upcoming year with many different coming out special guests. It is also said the girl would have group will be coming out with a new been a major album to debut before their tour tragedy for begins, while hitting up with some many classics! Tickets are going up for Americans, presale by the end of this summer, so but recently everyone grab their cards and get Betty has ready for the most epic concert of gotten tired of 2019! hiding herself for Americans. “I lived my life hiding ___Reported by Adamarys Hernandez and I pretended to be someone I was not, I am now going to live my life as I wish with my girlfriend, Veronica.” Betty has lived her life living up to America’s standards so at the age of teve Urkel, the eccentric nerdy 96, Betty has the right to live as she pleases and with whoever she wants. teenager from Family Matters, finally ___Reported by Betsy Reyna decided to pack his bags and move away. He decided to rent an the Star! We have found both sea apartment in the big city in hopes of creatures alive and well living in an achieving his scientific goals. Upon oversized aquarium owned by Scooby entering his new home, he was Doo himself. Last week both Mr. delighted to find out that the Square Pants and Mr. Star were neighbors are the physics geniuses reported missing and presumed dead Leonard and Sheldon from the “Big after they had been swept away by a Bang Theory”. Steve was happy to hurricane. It now appears to be a hoax finally be intended to regain popularity for the with people long-forgotten cartoon Scooby Doo almost as and Friends. awkward as ___Reported by Dennis Young him, and as smart as him. The connection between the trio was atdog has been found! Catdog immediate and resulted has been missing for the last thirteen in a years after their last episode combined 7 shooting in 2005. Catdog was Nobel prizes, discovered in this week’s episode of many discoveries that are bound to Naked & Afraid. This episode’s duo, change the world for better, and Fat Albert and Scarlett Johansson, are countless romantic failures. set on an Sometimes neighbors can be a island nightmare, but in Urkel’s case, they way out were a dream come true. in the ___Reported by Ashley Abada Atlantic Ocean and as like every episode his are completely nude. Everyone thought week SMG this episode would be popular because news has of the gorgeous Fat Albert, but HEY uncovered HEY HEY, they found Catdog! Scarlett shocking found the beloved strange half cat and details about half dog creature stuck in a giant what really Black Widow’s web while she was happened to scavenging for food in the forest. Sponge Bob Scarlett knew she had to avenge them. Square Pants During the time, Fat Albert was and Patrick laying in their camp dreaming of his friends back in Philadelphia after he was knocked out cold by a coconut. Find out why Catdog was on this .T. was found at Area 51! Our island in next week’s newspaper! ___Reported by Andrew Minear beloved alien from the 80's is REAL. We all believed that the last time we'd say goodbye to E.T. was 36 years ago. He was being held captive right under our noses. Unfortunately, my source esterday has asked to remain anonymous just for the sake of his life. What my evening two of cartoon most notorious cartoon
characters got into a huge blowout. source revealed to me was that he
Dexter from Dexter’s laboratory and came across this facility in Area 51 Buttercup from the Power Puff Girls and he heard a familiar voice, he got into a pretty big situation. Bubbles couldn't believe his ears. From what was walking down the street and he described to me, E.T. was being bumped into a girl named Dee Dee. questioned and terrorized by these When they saw each other, they men. Stay tuned for more on this started giggling about their blonde developing story.... pigtails. Then buttercup came flying ___ Reported by Daniela Herrera down and started roasting them on how dumb they sound. Not to long after bubbles started crying and Dee Dee lasered buttercup right in the eye. Dexter was speed walking down the street with a very annoyed look on his face. “DEE DEE DID YOU STEAL MY LASER!!!” Dexter screamed as he quickly walked towards her. Dee Dee took off and has been missing for 2 days. ___Reported by Acacia Magee