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THE BEST
ADVICE
I EVER GOT
From SOLDIERS, PREACHERS, READERS,
AND A FEW CELEBRITIES ... 51
THE SALUTE
CUTEST TO A YOUNG
PATRIOT
PETS
ON THE
From CBS NEWS ... 11
GET READY
FOR SUMMER
PLANET STORMS
OUR PHOTO CONTEST By MICHELLE
WINNERS ... 70 CROUCH ... 116
Leisure
84 SECRETS YOUR MENU P. | 51
WON’T TELL YOU
Discover the tricks your
PHOTOGRAP H BY THE VOORHES
Who Knew?
88 8 ALMOST STATES
If some independence-minded
citizens had gotten their way, our
flag would have a few more stars.
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Volume 192 | Issue 1142
JULY/AUGUST 2018
116
J IM AX E LR O D
P. | FROM CBS NEWS
11 Planting Patriotism
STEVE HARTMAN
FROM CBS NEWS
Department of Wit
13 Why I’ve Decided Not to
Write My Memoirs
A grandmother and lifelong
writer gets her chance to shine.
A R LE N E A IK I NS
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ART OF LIVING
Money
36 Why I Stopped Worrying
About My Credit Score
HOLLY JOH NS ON FROM
THESIMPLEDOLLAR.COM
Food
42 Error-Free Ways to Use
These Kitchen Appliances
MARISSA LALIBERTE
Health
44 4 Cancer Screenings You
May or May Not Need WHO KNEW?
L AUREN CAH N
116 13 Things You
ILLUSTRATION
BY MARK MATCHO Didn’t Know About
Thunderstorms
M IC HE LLE CR O U CH
The Spider
JACOB D U B É FROM
MOTHERBOARD.VICE.COM
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Dear Readers
10 things you did not ask me about
my dog but that I’ll tell you anyway:
1) Her name is Steph Curry. Long story.
Don’t ask.
2) Well, now that you’ve asked, my teen-
age son fell in love with her as a puppy in
a classmate’s litter. We didn’t need a dog,
but he said, “I promise I’ll take care of
her.” And his favorite athlete’s name is …
3) How hard are you laughing at us
right now? Our 16-year-old told us
“I promise,” and so we said yes?
4) When she was a few months old, she Steph Curry, at two, having just raced
ate a squirrel. Cost in vet bills to extract like the real Steph Curry up Mount
said squirrel from her stomach: $3,000. Eisenhower in New Hampshire.
5) The squirrel was a toy squirrel (though
pretty much life-size when seen in outline on an X-ray).
6) After that, plus the infamous “Turkish carpet incident,” I decided that
was it. We needed to find her another home.
7) Of course, by then I would have rather gone into bankruptcy than let
her go. What can you say about a dog this beautiful who runs through the
forest like a golden-brown leopard, stretches out in bed
with us exactly like our former teenagers used to, and snaps
her epic tongue at you in love?
8) Because I love my good girl, I am entering her in our Pet
Photo Contest, which you can see on page 70.
9) It has come to my attention that as an employee,
I’m not allowed to enter the contest.
10) If I had been allowed, guess who would have won?
Bruce Kelley,
editor-in-chief
Write to me at
letters@rd.com.
INSTANT JOINT PAIN RELIEF
FROM THE LEADER IN
JOINT SUPPLEMENTS!
Chris Evert
Professional Tennis Player &
Osteo Bi-Flex® Spokesperson
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hearing aids. I took an opportunity
to go up in a hot-air balloon and
was equally amazed at the absence
of noise. The higher we went, the
quieter it became. We mortals don’t YOUR AHA! MOMENTS
realize how much noise surrounds us
every day on terra firma until we get “How to Create an Aha! Moment”
a chance to soar with the birds. sparked many of you to share
your own.
SHERRIE FACCHINE, Ju p i t e r, F l o r i d a
Driving to my third day on a
13 Things You Didn’t Know Houston jury, I realized I was truly
About Mother’s Day looking forward to it and wishing
I didn’t have to return to work.
I recently told my granddaughter
That night I decided I would quit
how we celebrated Mother’s Day my bank job, get a PhD (previ-
(and Father’s Day) when I was little. ously only a passing fancy), and
My parents, my sister, and I would become a professor. And so I did.
dress up for church, wearing roses MARGARET LANGFORD,
Ne w B ra u n f e l s , Te x a s
pinned to our dresses, or in the case
of our father, his suit. A red rose sym- Whenever I can’t think of some-
bolized that your mother or father thing, I try for a while, then leave
was still alive; a white one meant he it to my unconscious mind. I’m
or she had died. Mother, my sister, 89 years old and figure I have a lot
of debris in the attic of my brain,
and I always wore red, but Daddy al-
so it takes time to go through all
ways wore white, his parents having those years of accumulation.
died years before. I have noticed that Sure enough, maybe a day later,
not many people seem to follow this the name will just pop into my
custom. Perhaps we should revive it. head. That keeps me from think-
JEAN GUICE, D e n h a m S p r i n g s , L o u i s i a n a ing I’m getting Alzheimer’s.
RUTH CEIKE MEIER,
Me l b o u r n e , F l o r i d a
So You’re Going to the
Royal Wedding!
Suggesting conversation starters for SHARE YOUR
chatting up the queen, author Andy GLORY STORY
Are you a champion WINN
Simmons asked, “When is a piece
fox-trotter? A blue-
WANTERS
of wood like a queen?” To which ED!
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EVERYDAY
HEROES
When his homeless patients can’t get to
a physician, he goes to them
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Preston Sharp doing
what he does every
week—adding flags
to the graves
of veterans
Planting Patriotism
BY STE VE H ARTM AN FR O M C BS N E WS
him, “Son, if you’re going to com- land said. “What he’s doing brings
plain about something, you have to them out because they can’t believe
do something about it or let it go.” a young man in this country is doing
Next thing April knew, Preston was what he does.”
taking on odd jobs and soliciting It is a movement of young and
donations to buy flags and flowers old, of those who served and those
for every veteran in his grandpa’s who are so grateful they did, all
cemetery. And when that cemetery led by a proud grandson who saw
was covered, he moved on to an injustice and decided to do
another, and then another. something about it.
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VOICES VIEWS
Department of Wit
Why I’ve
Decided
Not to
Write My
Memoirs
BY A R LEN E A I KI N S
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READER’S DIGEST
and they thought it was good. I’m my rest. And frankly, I think your
not changing it.” dad misses me watching those great
We are encouraged to be original, PBS shows and National Geographic
so instead of writing “I remember,” specials on TV with him. He says he’s
I said something like “The long- lonesome. Enjoy the ones I’ve written
dormant brain cells were activated because I’ve decided not to write any
again,” and he said, “That’s corny. more memoirs.
Why don’t you say ‘sweet memories’?” Love, Mom
To which I replied,
“We’re supposed to EPILOGUE
be original. ‘Sweet When Grandma gave
memories’—that’s so me those stacks of
everyday.” Later I handwritten stories
decided it sounded in the magic lavender
ridiculous. But the box, many of which
right expression I’d never read, on
came—during the top was a letter ad-
night. Naturally I dressed to “Editor
jumped up and got of Reader’s Digest.”
it written just the Grandma explained
way I wanted. that she had written
It’s all sort of an Two generations of writers: that letter a hundred
STEPHANI E BLETZACKER/COURTESY ALLIS ON A RLEN E HANSEN
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WORDS OF LASTING INTEREST
The Gift of
Forgiveness
BY JA MIE Q UAT R O F R OM O, T H E O P RA H MAG A Z I N E
Sewanee: The
University of through, putting the fries on the seat between us to share.
the South. Her “Let’s ride around awhile,” I said. It was a clear night, oven-
first novel, Fire warm, full moon slung low over the desert. Taking a curve too
Sermon, is fast, I hit a patch of dirt and fishtailed. I then plowed through
available now. a neighbor’s landscape wall and drove into a full-grown palm.
The front wheels came to rest halfway up the tree trunk.
French fries on the floor, the dash, and my lap. An impossi-
ble amount of blood on Hannah’s face, flaps of skin hanging
into her eyes. They took us in separate ambulances. In the
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ER, my parents spoke quietly: Best rest is window dressing.” I started
plastic surgeon in the city. End of her to protest, and Sharon stopped me.
modeling career. “I forgive you. Hannah will too.”
We’d been wearing lap belts, but Sharon’s forgiveness allowed Han-
the car didn’t have shoulder har- nah and me to get back in the car
nesses. I’d cracked my cheekbone together that summer, to stay friends
on the steering wheel; Hannah’s throughout high school and college,
forehead had split wide open on the to be in each other’s weddings, and
dash. What would I say to her? to watch my four teenagers fawn over
When her mother, Sharon, came her three younger children. I think
into my hospital room, I started to of her gift of forgiveness every time
cry, bracing myself for her anger. I’m tempted to resent someone for
She sat beside me and took my hand. a perceived wrong. And whenever
P ESHKOVA/SHUTTERSTOCK
“I rear-ended my best friend when I see Hannah. The scars are so faded
I was your age,” she said. “I totaled no one else would notice, but in
her car and mine.” the sunlight I can still see the faint
“I’m so sorry,” I said. shimmer just below her hairline—
“You’re both alive,” she said. “The for me, an imprint of grace.
THIS ARTICLE WAS ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN THE DECEMBER 2016 ISSUE OF O, THE OPRAH MAGAZINE.
COPYRIGHT © 2016 BY JAMIE QUATRO.
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FINISH THIS SENTENCE
A small
Swiss Army Aloe.
knife. My husband
always gets
I broke the knife blade
sunburned.
off so it would pass
ROBYN GAYLORD
through airport security,
A can but I’ve used the other
tools on it many times.
of smoked SUSAN FLADAGER
oysters Kearney, NE
A container of
Clorox wipes.
Los Angeles, CA Prescott, AZ Hotel rooms (especially TV
remotes) can be nasty!
MELISSA PRESSER
My acrostic
puzzles. Toe tape for
They keep my mind dancers.
occupied and let me A blister from walking
relax at the same time. can ruin everything.
LIZ BRIGGS PAMELA MARTIN
on vacation without is …
My lavender
essential oil.
It helps me relax and fall asleep
when I’m away from home.
MARCIA LEE
Bail money.
MARY VENIS
St. Paul, MN
Neenah, WI
New York, NY
Huntley, IL Streetsboro, OH
Windsor Mill, MD
Cash.
A corkscrew. I keep a
There’s nothing worse $20 bill under the
than having a nice insoles of both
bottle of wine on my shoes.
vacation with no way
of pulling the cork.
I could be stranded
somewhere
My
MICHAEL FAHEY without any of Imodıum
my things, but at
least I’d have
tablets.
some money. Better safe
KATHERINE LORENCZ than sorry!
DENISE ODEN
New Orleans, LA
P acific Northwest
beaches occasion-
ally have unusual
don’t worry, because
if anything happens to
my sister, our mother
quantities of sea- will kill me.” People
foam, which forms applauded. It was the
because of large algal best flight ever.
blooms, storms, and LANEY WILKINS,
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funny, and sometimes
they’re outrageous.
Sometimes you can’t
comprehend them,
and sometimes they’re
painful ... But the more
you get hit, the more fun
it’s going to be. NICK NOLTE,
a c t o r, in Men’s Journal
ONE OF THE BEST feelings is when WE SCIENTISTS have found that doing
you know that luck didn’t play a role a kindness produces the single most
in your success. Doing work reliable momentary increase in well-
eliminates the need for luck. I’m being of any exercise we have tested.
not lucky; I just took the stairs.
MARTIN SELIGMAN,
LILLY SINGH, psychologist, in his book Flourish
Yo u Tu b e p e r f o r m e r,
in her book, How to Be a Bawse
THERE WILL ALWAYS be folks hard-
M ATT SAYLES /AP/SHUTTERSTOCK
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Life
IN THESE UNITED STATES
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1+
2+
The Best
Family
Vacatıon
Ever
A mother learns to
forget the snags and
snipes. The journey
is as memorable as
the destination.
BY H E I D I ST E V E N S
FROM THE C HIC AG O TRIBU N E
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T H E B E S T F A M I LY VA C A T I O N E V E R
P REVIOUS S PREA D, FROM TOP : M NSTUDI O/S HUTTERSTOCK. GH ISLAI N & MARIE DAVID D E LOSS/OFFSE T. RAW PIXE L .COM/SH U T T E R STOCK
in the moment and 10 percent vow- January.
ing to never again leave your house. We would have nothing to com-
I have an uncanny ability to forget plain about! We would be leaving
this as soon as we return home from behind school and work for a hotel
a trip and I’ve finished washing our pool and Texas-shaped waffles and
74 loads of laundry (guys, did we bring wall-to-wall fun!
home other people’s And yet—we found
suitcases too?) and things to complain
we’ve settled back into about. And by we, I
a routine and looked We made our mean two of us. And by
through our vacation memories at the two of us, I mean the
photos and started other two.
feeling nostalgic for tail end of a The pool was bigger
the place we just left. very long day, in in that other hotel!
Family travel is like
childbirth, I suppose.
a tiny pool near That’s not how you play
Uno! Why do you get to
Painful, loud, messy, a Texas airport. shower first? They call
sort of awful, actually, this coffee?!? (That last
but also spectacular. And one may have been me.)
you remember only the spectacular— Luckily, I’d packed my metaphori-
until you’re back on a plane bound cal coat of armor. I’ve learned to
for someplace new and your kids are put it on as soon as we land some-
fighting over who gets the aisle seat where, and it forces complaints to
while irate passengers bore actual bounce off me and land in a pile
holes in your clothing with their eyes, at my feet. I shrug. I grin. I’m like
which is fine because you could use the shruggie emoji.
the ventilation since you’re sweating For three days, genuine fun was
from shouldering all six carry-ons. had, frivolous complaints were lodged
Then you remember the bad stuff. and ignored, and more genuine fun
Or maybe that’s just me? was had. Until it was time to return
It was me last weekend when the car, hop a plane, and fly home.
my kids and I flew to Texas for my Except our flight was canceled.
daughter’s trampoline and tumbling And so was the flight after that. (Fog
competition, plus a couple of side in Chicago.) And once that airline
trips. We would tour the Dallas resumed flying, there would be no
Cowboys’ stadium. We would visit room on any of its flights for another
Waco’s Magnolia Market, made 21 hours.
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our already-
finding a hotel room.
family travel is all those things I said memories are where you make them,
before, but it’s also a lot more. not where you find them. My kids
It’s taking your kids to parts of made them at the tail end of a very
the world that will open their eyes long day, in a tiny pool near a Texas
and their minds and finding that, airport. So I did too.
CHICAGO TRIBUNE (JANUARY 26, 2018), COPYRIGHT © 2018 BY CHICAGO TRIBUNE, CHICAGOTRIBUNE.COM.
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TECHNOLOGY
Car-Care Myths
F R O M TH E FA M ILY HA NDYM A N
NOTE: Ads were removed from this edition. Please continue to page 36. PHOTOGRAPH BY MATTHEW COHEN
POWER
379
family-friendly
dishes!
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED
STRAWBERRY MERINGUE ROSES THAI-STYLE PORK TURKEY & VEGETABLE BARLEY SOUP
Why I Stopped
Worrying
About My
Credit Score
BY H OL LY JO H N S O N
FROM THES IM P L ED OL L AR .CO M
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to nurture your credit scores by using 820 for a while. But when we paid off
credit responsibly, your FICO credit one of our rental properties in 2017,
score may not be the same as what we both saw our credit scores fall by
VantageScore reports, and lenders 20 or more points. The sudden drop
may use a different one entirely, took place because we completed a
so obsessing over one score can be 15-year loan and reduced the average
a fruitless exercise. length of our credit history tremen-
More important, as financial re- dously. In other words, because we
porter Dave Ramsey notes on his blog paid off and closed a line of credit,
(daveramsey.com), your credit score our scores took a hit.
is not a measure of your overall finan- That’s a racket if I’ve ever heard
cial health. “All it tells you is whether one. I would rather be debt-free than
you are good at borrowing money and have a perfect credit score.
paying it back. That’s it,” he writes. I do track my score and new ac-
FICO, the most popular credit- counts opened on creditkarma.com—
scoring agency, uses which is free—but that’s
several weighted factors mostly just to prevent fraud
to determine your credit and identity theft, not to
score, including payment judge my score.
history (35 percent), Your credit score is
amounts owed (30 per- certainly important when
cent), length of credit you’re starting out and likely
history (15 percent), new to borrow money for a down
credit (10 percent), and payment on a home or some
HOLLY JOHNSON
credit mix (10 percent). Be- other big purchase. But once
is an award-
lieve it or not, these criteria winning per-
you’re fairly established
allow you to be penalized sonal finance financially, it’s much easier
for becoming debt-free! writer and the to see it for what it really is:
My husband and I enjoyed author of Zero a measure of how well you
steady credit scores above Down Your Debt. borrow money.
ILLUSTRATION BY JOE M CKENDRY
His Bridge
Over Troubled Water
BY PAU L H O ND FR O M CO LU MBI A MAGA ZIN E
ONE DAY during his freshman talked about girls and sports, but
year at Columbia University, Sanford Garfunkel wanted to talk about ... a
“Sandy” Greenberg, class of 1962, patch of grass!
stood on campus by a grassy plot with Was there a luckier guy on campus
his classmate Arthur Garfunkel. “San- than Greenberg? Here he was, a poor
JEFF ERY SAKS
ford, look at that patch of grass. You kid from Buffalo, New York, on full
see the colors? The shapes? The way scholarship, taking classes from
the blades bend?” Garfunkel asked. superstars such as anthropologist
Greenberg was smitten. Other guys Margaret Mead, physicist Leon
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Lederman, historian James Shenton, glaucoma. That winter, doctors
and poet Mark Van Doren. And he operated on Greenberg’s eyes. The
had a great new pal, a brainy kid from surgery didn’t work. Greenberg was
New York City with a pure tenor voice. going blind. He was so depressed
But in the summer of 1960, just that he refused to see anyone from
before junior year, Greenberg’s college.
fortune changed. He was in Buffalo, But Garfunkel went up to Buffalo
playing baseball, when anyway.
his vision “steamed “I don’t want to
up.” He had to lie talk,” Greenberg said.
down on the grass “Sanford,” said
until the clouds went Garfunkel. “You must
away. The doctor talk.”
said it was allergic Garfunkel per-
conjunctivitis. suaded Greenberg to
Back at school that go back to Columbia
fall, Greenberg had and offered to be his
more episodes, but reader.
he didn’t tell anyone. In September 1961,
He didn’t believe it Greenberg returned
was anything serious. to campus. Garfun-
Still, his roommates— kel, Speyer, and a
Garfunkel and Jerry third friend read text-
The two friends during their
Speyer—saw that he books to him, taking
COURTESY A RT GA RFUNKEL A ND SANFORD GREENBERG
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LIFE WELL LIVED
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FOOD
Blender
When your blender stalls every
few seconds, there’s a reason—
the placement of your ingredients.
Start with the liquid base (or yo-
gurt, for a smoothie), then layer in-
gredients from smallest to largest,
keeping ice and other tough pieces at
the top. The blades will run smoothly
through the liquid while the hard in-
gredients get incorporated gradually.
Mixer
The beaters in a stand mixer can
become misaligned over time. There
should be as little space as possible
between the beater and bowl—just
enough to reach all the ingredients
without hitting and scratching the
sides. To fix most units, first locate
the adjustment screw on the neck by
lifting the head or lowering the bowl
(depending on your model). Then
turn the screw to the left to raise
the beater or to the right to lower it.
Consult your mixer’s manual to
find more detailed directions.
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HEALTH
4 Cancer Screenings
You May or May Not Need
BY LAUREN C AH N
Breast Lung
1 The American Cancer 3 Unless you smoke or
Society recommends that quit less than 15 years ago
women get mammograms and you are between the
every year, but not until ages of 55 and 80, you
age 45. You may need to 3 likely don’t need a lung
start screenings earlier if 1 cancer screening.
you have a family history
of breast cancer or
4 Prostate
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Leave You Alone In a two-year study of more than
Forgot your insect repellent while 230,000 patients ages 62 to 82, those
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A study published in Current Biology ity of care (meaning that they usually
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BY T R I S H A CO BURN
I
grew up in a small town in the
foothills of the Appalachian
Mountains, Anniston, Alabama.
Much of the town worked at the
cotton mill, the Fort McClellan
Army base, or the Monsanto chemical
plant. The town stank like rotten eggs.
It was a poor town where girls got
married at 14. They were usually preg-
nant by 15. My mama had five kids by
the age of 22, and six of her eight hus-
bands came from Fort McClellan.
My siblings and I grew up in a hous-
ing project. At school, we had to eat
last because we were the welfare kids.
By the time I was eight years old, I was
cleaning houses and babysitting. But
you know, I didn’t mind. I felt safer
working than being at home with
Mama and all those strange men com-
ing and going all the time.
When I turned 12 years old, I got my
dream job, working the concession at and says, “You ain’t goin’ down there.
the movie theater. I got a chance to It’s a whorehouse!” She throws the
see how people outside the projects card down on the floor. Now I’m re-
behaved and how they dressed. ally confused, but I knew I had to do
One day, the tallest woman I’d ever something. So when Mama wasn’t
seen walked in. She had on a big pink looking, I picked up that card and I
hat. She was wearing a pink dress. She went to a neighbor’s and I called Miss
was carrying a pink pocketbook and Macy and told her Mama won’t let me
wearing white gloves. She walked up to come to her school. Miss Macy said,
the counter and said, “I’ll have a large “Don’t you worry about that, honey.
popcorn, a large RC Cola, and a large I’ll handle it.”
Hershey bar with almonds.” I thought, Now, Miss Macy knew a little bit
She must be rich. Nobody orders large. about my family because her husband
So she looked at me and said, was the town judge, and he had sen-
“What’s your name?” And I said, “Tri- tenced one of my stepfathers to prison
sha Mitchell.” She said, “How old are a couple of times. So Miss Macy told
you?” And I’m thinking, Why is she Mama I could come to her school free
asking me all these questions? I an- and I might even be in the newspaper
swered, “Twelve.” She said, “How tall one day and that could make Mama
are ya, honey?” I said, “I don’t know, look real important. Mama let me go.
ma’am.” And she said, “Well, stand After work Miss Macy would teach me
against that RC Cola machine. I’m how to walk up and down stairs like a
gonna measure your height.” lady. She taught me how to sit properly
She pulls out a pink measuring tape. in a chair and even how to exit a room.
She said, “My, you are tall for your And she encouraged me to enter
age.” And she opens up her bag and every beauty contest that came to Ala-
gives me a pink card. She said, “I am bama, like Miss Talladega 500 Race-
Olma Macy Harwell. I run Miss Macy’s way. Some of them I won, including
Charm School down on Tenth and Miss Cotton Crop and Miss Escalator.
Noble. Have your mama call me.” It was the first escalator the town had
Well, after work I’m clutching that ever seen.
pink card, and I run home. Mom was One day at the charm school, she’s
sitting at the kitchen table, paintin’ waving this Glamour magazine above
her fingernails red and drinkin’ a her head. She said, “We are going to
glass of gin. I go, “Look, Mama! Miss a modeling competition at the Wal-
Macy wants me to come to her charm dorf Astoria in New York City!” Now, I
school.” Mama looks at the school didn’t know whether to start crying or
get excited. I’d never thought in a mil- walked into the Waldorf Astoria hotel.
lion years I’d go to New York City. The When the competition started, I was
trip was expensive, but I had a year, so immediately intimidated. I thought for
I started working three jobs. sure I did not belong there, with my
One day I’m walking down the striped hair and my white go-go boots.
street and this little old lady comes And I didn’t see one girl walk on the
up to me, and she says, “Honey, I just runway the way Miss Macy had taught
got my welfare check, but I’m gonna me, by tiltin’ and tuckin’ and keeping
give you $5 to help you leave to go her chin up. They’re walking all fanci-
up north.” I said, “Ma’am, how’d you fied and flippin’ their hair over their
know I need any money?” She said, shoulder. I pretended to be confident,
“Well, Miss Macy went on the radio but I was really scared people were
this morning and told the whole town gonna find out who I really was, this
that we gotta help you leave.” poor white girl from the projects. But
And the town did help. JCPenney Miss Macy, she never stopped encour-
gave me a madras miniskirt with a aging me. When it was my turn to walk
matching jacket. The shoe department the runway, she said, “You get on out
gave me a pair of white patent leather there. Those judges need to know how
go-go boots. The jewelry store gave we show clothes in Alabama.”
me an alarm clock. And the beauty The competition was judged by two
parlor frosted my hair. I walked in a top model agents, Wilhelmina and
brunette, and I walked out a striped Ford, and by the editors of Glamour
platinum blonde. They even peroxided and Mademoiselle. And when it was
my eyebrows. over, I didn’t win anything, and Miss
A few days before leaving to go to Macy, oh, she was just fit to be tied.
New York, an envelope arrived at the It’s a Sunday afternoon. We were
charm school with my name on it. In- going back to Alabama the next day.
side was $2,000 and a note that read, “I Miss Macy’s frantically pacing our
want to help you leave to become suc- hotel room, drinking Drambuie. She
cessful.” I still don’t know who sent it. said, “I am not prepared to take you
back to Alabama tomorrow. There is
n May of 1971, I was 18 years nothing there for you.” She picked up
“Today is the youngest you will ever be. Live like it.” MARK CUBAN
READER’S DIGEST
believe it. I said, “Miss Macy, that ain’t back to Alabama tomorrow. She is
true.” When I look back on that, I re- staying in New York City and becom-
alize that Miss Macy had a far better ing a model with your agency.”
understanding of how destitute my I didn’t know whether Wilhelmina
life was in Alabama. And she just kind was gonna burst out laughing or, you
of ignored my protesting and ordered know, applaud Miss Macy. So Wil-
me to get dressed. We were gonna go helmina said, “Well, where is she?”
down to the bar in the hotel lobby. Miss Macy snapped her fingers. I am
So I put on my madras miniskirt sweating so much behind that palm
and my go-go boots, tree that my white pat-
and she puts on her ent leather go-go boots
big hat and her white “I AM NOT are all stuck together.
gloves. Right when I’m PREPARED When I manage to
reaching for the door, TO TAKE YOU unstick them, I go stand
she picks up the tele- next to Miss Macy, and
phone and calls Gov- BACK ... THERE Wilhelmina says, “Well,
ernor George Wallace. IS NOTHING do you have a name?”
“George? This is Olma THERE I go, “Yes, ma’am. My
Macy Harwell calling name’s Trisha Mitchell.”
you from the Waldorf FOR YOU.” She says, “So tell me,
Astoria in New York Trisha Mitchell, what’s
City. Our Alabaman girl, she just got so special about you? Why would I
signed with the world’s most famous wanna hire you as one of my models?”
model agency. That’s right, Governor. God, my heart was pounding at
We’re putting Alabama on the map.” that moment. I didn’t know the right
Well, at that point, I just grabbed that thing to say, but this one word popped
bottle of Drambuie and I am chugging into my head. It was the word that
it. Miss Macy grabbed my arm and we Miss Macy had always told me about
head down to the Palm Bar. We walk myself. And I said, “Determination,
in, and there sat Wilhelmina in an en- ma’am.” She said, “Well, why don’t
tourage of people and a swirl of ciga- you and Miss Macy come to my office
rette smoke. Miss Macy walks right up tomorrow morning?”
to her. I hide behind a palm tree. The next day, Wilhelmina handed
Miss Macy says, “Wilhelmina, I am me a contract. She said, “I’d like to see
Olma Macy Harwell from Anniston, what you can do with that determina-
Alabama, and I have a young lady tion. But first, we have to do some-
with me that I am not prepared to take thing about your hair.”
“You have a choice in life. You can either put your stuff in your
READER’S DIGEST
1. Make it your goal to live at peace 4. Never repay evil with evil. Evil is
with others. Is it possible to do this sin; it’s a deadly cancer that has in-
with everyone in our lives? Unfortu- vaded our souls. It isn’t just an illusion
nately, no; even our best efforts may or an absence of good. Ultimately, all
not change another person’s attitude. evil comes from Satan, according to
The key is to ask God if we’re at fault, the Bible. Satan is real, and he is ab-
and if so, to confess it and seek his solutely opposed to God. Still, we are
help to overcome it. Life is temporary responsible for our own actions. Why
and fleeting. We’re here for just a short some people repeatedly choose to do
time. We shouldn’t waste our days but evil instead of good is a puzzle to me,
live them for God’s glory. because evil eventually destroys those
who practice it. Only God can replace
2. Avoid revenge. Don’t be a captive the evil and sin in our hearts with love
of the past. If someone has harmed us and kindness.
by breaking the law, we have the right
to bring that person to justice, both 5. Treat others as you’d want them
for our good and the good of society. to treat you. This simple but pro-
But hurting someone only because found principle—the Golden Rule—
they have hurt us is another matter. comes from Jesus’s Sermon on the
We can’t change the past; we can only Mount. How different our lives would
seek God’s forgiveness for whatever it be if we actually practiced this! The
is we did wrong. Bible also tells us, “With humility
comes wisdom.” Every day I realize
3. Guard your tongue. Use it for good I’m just a sinner like everyone else,
instead of evil. How many marriages and I have been forgiven only because
and friendships have been destroyed of God’s grace.
because of criticism that has spun out
of control? But the tongue can also 6. Practice the power of forgive-
be used for good; that should be our ness. I adhere to the philosophy of
goal. When people ask me for advice hating the sin but loving the sinner.
about their personal problems, which The key is to realize that this is the
they often do, I always try to give them way God sees us. When we sin, it’s
an answer based on the Bible. “Do not as if we’re shaking our fists in God’s
let any unwholesome talk come out of face, telling him we know better than
your mouths, but only what is helpful he does how to run our lives. But God
for building others up according to also hates sin because he loves us, and
their needs.” he knows what sin does to us.
pockets and take it to your grave, or you can help someone.” HODA KOTB
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FROM RD READERS Today Is the First Day
Of Your Future
“An old actor said to me once, ‘Learn how to nap.’ ” LIAM NEESON
READER’S DIGEST
Michelle Kwan
“I started figure skating at the age
of five, and the first thing my coach
taught me was how to fall. I remem-
ber gazing up with a puzzled expres-
sion, thinking, Shouldn’t I be
learning to skate? Looking back, I
realize that my coach was very smart.
She knew I was bound to fall many
times throughout my career and that
I’d need to learn how to handle it.”
Michael Jordan
“I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in
my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games.
Twenty-six times, I’ve been trusted
to take the game-winning shot and
missed. I’ve failed over and over
and over again in my life. And that
is why I succeed.”
Laura Linney
move on to the next thing. The “As the late great Jack Lemmon
amount of time people waste dwell- once said, ‘Failure seldom stops you.
ing on failures rather than putting What stops you is the fear of failure.’
that energy into another project al- You will never achieve a deeper
ways amazes me.” understanding of your work, or
learn the tough lessons, if you are
George Clooney liked or comfortable all the time.”
“The best advice I got from my aunt,
the great singer Rosemary Clooney, Wynton Marsalis
and from my dad, who was a game “My father, a great musician whom
show host and news anchor, was: I had seen killing himself to make
Don’t wake up at 70 years old sighing barely enough to take care of his
over what you should have tried. Just family, said, ‘Make sure you don’t
do it, be willing to fail, and at least have anything to fall back on,
you gave it a shot.” because you will.’”
LEARN TO STAY
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BY M A R K D I V I N E F R OM TH E BO O K T H E WAY OF T H E S E AL
I
n the pitch black, the sound of Chris’s canopy. Something was wrong.
the helicopter’s rotor blades was I took a closer look—yep, he was com-
deafening. The jumpmaster gave ing toward me. Standard operating
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turned green. I leaped out into the sions is for both jumpers to pull their
dark. The static line did its job and right toggles, thereby moving them
pulled my main chute from its rig. I away from each other. I turned right.
counted one thousand one, one thou- Chris turned left and collided with me.
sand two, one thousand three, and My canopy collapsed into a wob-
looked up to check the canopy. Whew. bly sheet. I began plummeting to
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Ahead in the darkness, I could see about eight seconds remaining in my
the vague outline of my teammate 26-year-old life.
“You can tell a guy to go to hell today. Keep your mouth shut
READER’S DIGEST
and see if you feel the same way tomorrow.” WARREN BUFFETT
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Gilman, PhD, states that have legal-
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can get hooked, but in taxes for 2017. A re-
about one of every six cent study projected
teens who smoke marijuana will be- that if marijuana were legal in all
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One of Dr. Levy’s patients was an in federal sales tax revenue and more
18-year-old who started smoking pot than one million jobs by 2025.
several times a day in tenth grade. She Last year, teen marijuana use went
THIS PAGE: ILLUSTRATION BY JOE MCKENDRY
dropped out of high school, was fired up significantly for the first time in
from several jobs, and stole money seven years, according to a large an-
from her parents. “She and her family nual study conducted by the Univer-
were at their wits’ end trying to find sity of Michigan. The latest National
appropriate treatment in a health-care Survey on Drug Use and Health,
completed in 2016, also showed an
increase, while tobacco and alcohol
SUSHRUT JANGI, MD, is an
use continued to decrease.
internist and instructor in
medicine at Beth Israel
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in Boston. ful? Is alcohol harmful?’ every kid
raises their hand,” Gilman says. “But
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READER’S DIGEST
if I ask, ‘Is marijuana harmful?’ not a by the Food and Drug Administration.
hand goes up.” In fact, more than half Of course, now we know that tobacco
of 10th and 12th graders say they be- causes cancer, heart disease, and other
lieve pot isn’t dangerous, according to health problems, and cigarette packag-
a report from the RAND Corporation, ing carries mandatory warnings.
a nonpartisan research organization. To bring balance to a narrative
“That is an unintended consequence driven by pro-legalization campaigns,
of legalization,” Pam Luna, a RAND Gilman and others are interested in
consultant, told NPR. Or maybe it is leveraging data to show pot’s real
intended. Pot proponents often argue effects. In 2014, Gilman published
that one reason to legalize the drug research on 18-to-25-year-olds that
is so its dosage and potency can be showed differences in the brain’s re-
regulated. ward system between users and non-
COURTE SY JOD I G IL MAN, PHD
You might compare public percep- users. Teens who smoked marijuana
tion now to the way people used to feel had significant abnormalities in the
about tobacco. In the 1950s, nearly half areas of the brain linked to emotion,
of Americans smoked tobacco. Mean- motivation, and decision making (see
while, the big tobacco companies ag- sidebar below). “I got a lot of hate
gressively used their lobbying power mail after that,” she says.
to deceive the public about the harms In another study, Gilman found
of smoking and to forestall regulation that teens who smoked marijuana
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T H E M E D I C A L C AS E AG A I N ST K I DS S M O K I N G P OT
daily showed long-term memory loss in crashes (often combined with alco-
in adulthood—even years after they’d hol). Numerous studies have shown
stopped. Heavy use can result in a loss that its use impairs driving and in-
of six IQ points, about the same dip creases the risk of a crash. Since the
that lead poisoning causes, according drug was legalized in Colorado, re-
to the American Psychological Asso- lated visits to emergency rooms and
ciation. In other studies, the brains of urgent care centers have increased
young adult pot smok- almost threefold among
ers have shown deterio- those under 21.
ration in the language It’s worth bearing in
areas, with more verbal Teens who mind that it was sci-
memory decline among ence that eventually
those who started at the frequently curtailed the power of
youngest ages. smoked pot Big Tobacco and pre-
The key ingredient vented nearly 800,000
in marijuana, tetra- were less likely cancer deaths in the
hydrocannabinol (THC), to hold United States between
attaches to brain re- 1975 and 2000. As mari-
ceptors that modulate
full-time jobs juana marches toward
healthy behaviors such as adults. the same legal status
as eating, learning, and as cigarettes, its poten-
forming relationships. tial hazards will require
Over time, THC rewires this whole equal attention by science. (The Na-
cognitive system, throwing off its tional Institutes of Health is begin-
finely tuned balance. Early evidence ning a ten-year study of the effects of
in mice has shown that repeated ex- alcohol and drugs, as well as screen
posure to THC causes these receptors time, nutrition, and exercise, on the
to disappear altogether. adolescent brain. So far, more than
The results can be lasting and detri- 7,600 adolescents have enrolled.)
mental. Teens who frequently smoked The argument here isn’t whether
pot, especially young men, were less marijuana should be legal. There are
likely to hold full-time jobs as adults, champions on either side of that de-
get married, or finish their education, bate. Instead, should the drug become
a University of Connecticut study widely available, it’s to our detriment
found. Young adults are three times to blindly consider legalization a vic-
more likely than others to drive un- tory. We must be cautious when soci-
der the influence of cannabis, which etal shifts can affect health, especially
is the illicit drug most often detected among our most vulnerable.
BOSTON GLOBE (OCTOBER 8, 2015), COPYRIGHT © 2015 BY SUSHRUT JANGI, BOSTONGLOBE.COM.
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That’s Outrageous!
THIS IS NOT THE SMARTEST WAY TO ...
SECRETS
YOUR
MENU
WON’T TELL YOU
BY ANDY S IM M O NS
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appetize s
Crispy Fried Mozzarella Sticks ..........................12
THE FINE PRINT For some consumers, the dollar sign ap-
parently screams, “Watch your wallet!” A Cornell University
study found that guests at one restaurant, “given the
numeral-only menu, spent significantly more than those
who received a menu with prices showing a dollar sign.”
AU N T LO U I S E ’ S FAM O US
House Salad ..... 3.95
Mac & Cheese…...12 THE FINE PRINT
THE FINE PRINT A box around When dining, “healthy” is
the name of a dish gives the a synonym for “Where’s the
impression that the item is flavor?” So restaurants often
THE NOUN P ROJECT
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ain c u ses
Tangy Plump Baby Back Spare Ribs .......19
THE FINE PRINT People notice bold listings 42 percent
more than plain type when they read, one study showed.
As for the words tangy and plump, a different study,
authored by Cornell professor Brian Wansink, found that
the artful use of adjectives increased sales by up to
27 percent. His study showed that “those who ate foods
with evocative, descriptive menu names rated [them] as
more appealing, tasty, and caloric than their regularly
named counterparts.”
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The Golden Twice-Fried Platter ..................... 45
THE FINE PRINT The most desired piece of real estate
on the menu is at the top right because that’s the spot on
the page where our eyes tend to be drawn first—so that’s
where the restaurant’s most profitable dish will likely be
found.
C H E F ’ S R E CO M M E N DAT I O N
Baked Chicken ............................................................. 16
THE FINE PRINT Phrases like chef’s recommendation are a
way of telling you, “Order this!” Restaurants use them to sell
their more profitable items and draw you away from your
go-to dishes, which may not make them as much money.
esse ts
Sweet Georgia Peach Cobbler .....................5.95
THE FINE PRINT Restaurants use regional names to entice
customers into ordering a particular dish, says Wansink.
Want a good peach tart? Well, then, the peaches have to
be from Georgia.
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WHO KNEW?
8
Almost
States
If some independence-
minded citizens had gotten
their way, we would have
a few more stars on our flag
BY T H E E D I TO R S O F REA D ER’S D IGEST
R
EBE L S FIGHTING for their freedom created our country, so it’s
not surprising that that spirit has bubbled up over the decades on a
smaller scale. From coast to coast and for a wide variety of reasons,
factions of citizens have proposed seceding from their parent states.
Obviously they didn’t get their way, or the United States would include more
than 50 members today. But some came close, drafting constitutions, electing
governors, and dreaming up names. Although they’ve mostly been forgotten
to history, the stories of these eight states that almost were are still fascinating.
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8 A L M O S T S TAT E S
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8 A L M O S T S TAT E S
County, in rugged eastern Tennes- took Scott’s charter papers with them,
see, opted to break away from the destroying any real evidence of its ex-
rest of the state. Its citizens were istence. After the war, the tiny state
hardy mountain people, not planta- of Scott was mostly forgotten until
tion owners or slaveholders. They Tennessee’s 125th anniversary, when
distrusted the “planter class” and the it opted to join the celebration by re-
“cotton oligarchs” and had no interest questing readmittance.
in joining them in the slavery-bound
Confederacy. In fact, when the rest SEQUOYAH
of the state voted to leave the Union, Seeking to claim a part of the United
95 percent of area residents voted to States as their own, Native Ameri-
stay, declaring themselves the Free cans conceived the state of Sequoyah
and Independent State of Scott. The in 1905. Named after the Cherokee
Tennessee state government largely leader who invented the tribe’s writ-
ignored them, but the Confederacy ten language, Sequoyah was based
dispatched troops to demand loyalty. on a tract of land in what was then
The soldiers were quickly run out of called Indian Territory and what is
the mountains, and legend says they now eastern Oklahoma, where Native
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DRAMA IN REAL LIFE
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Jason Storie
peering through
a tight passage
in a cave called
Cascade
N O W AY O U T
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Jason (far right) at
Double Trouble on a
later expedition
A
and climb 30 feet down a rickety alu- BOUT 45 minutes in, Adam
minum ladder into the black, each of announces he can’t go any
them anchored with carabiners to a farther; his back, injured a
rope. The last one in locks the door few weeks earlier, is twing-
behind him and ties the key to the ing. The constant hunching over has
bottom of the ladder. It is damp and taken its toll. Matt escorts him to the
P REVIOUS S PREA D AND THIS PAGE: AN DREW M UNOZ
chilly, about 41 degrees. With their entrance to let him out. He closes and
way illuminated by headlamps, they locks it again, and then rejoins his
walk down a narrow passage studded four waiting friends.
with jagged boulders. The silence For the next 90 minutes, they are ex-
is broken by a drip-drip-drip from plorers, taking their time as they crawl,
above. Soon the drip turns into a light stride, and slide through the cave’s two
but steady flow, and they are wading very different environments: either
in water up to their ankles, then to pipelike passages barely big enough
their shins. to fit a grown man or chambers that
“Everyone OK?” Andrew, the de facto are like the nave of a church, big but
leader of the group, calls out. not overwhelming. Wherever they go,
“Yeah,” comes the reply. they try to stay within a hundred feet
“Yup.” from the first person to the last, con-
“Me too.” gregating in the chambers between the
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INSIDE CASCADE
With its narrow passages, flowing streams,
and chambers studded with stalagmites and
stalactites, Cascade is a caver’s dream. But for the
novice spelunker, it can turn into a nightmare.
Entrance
50 feet
Room
100 feet
The Tight
Squeeze
(20 feet long)
150 feet
Bastard’s
Crawl
200 feet
total, twists
and turns Where Jason
for another got stuck
Andrew (in front) and quarter mile.
Jason re-creating their Double
16-hour ordeal at the base Trouble
250 feet of Bastard’s Crawl
READER’S DIGEST
more challenging crawls and climbs. and chicken stew with rice. After their
Jason is in awe of his surroundings. 20-minute lunch, the five head out
Andrew once told him, “There are again, sliding and crawling their way
over a thousand caves and tunnels on down toward the cave’s end, less than
Vancouver Island, and it’s never the a quarter mile away. But they get only
same.” Cascade is like nothing he’s 300 feet when Zac begins shivering
seen before. violently. Although the temperature
Soon they approach one of the fea- hasn’t changed, the cold inside a cave
tures that make the cave unique: a nar- can hit unexpectedly. The five decide
row passage not big enough to stand up to turn back together.
in that leads into a short, tight down- They start to retrace their route.
hill. This has a name: Bastard’s Crawl. First Matt goes, then Arthur, then Ja-
Four streams meet here, and indeed, son, Zac, and Andrew. The sound of
the water is flowing more quickly. rushing water grows louder. There is
“Crab-walk!” Andrew calls. more mud than there was on the way
Once they emerge from
Ba s t a rd’s C rawl , t h e y IF HE DOESN'T MOVE FAST, THE
approach the top of a SURGING WATER WILL POP HIM
waterfall called Double OUT ONTO THE ROCKS BELOW.
Trouble—so named be-
cause a jutting rock splits the stream down a few hours earlier, and it sticks
in two. They set up their ropes to rap- heavily to their heels. Plus, they are
pel 50 feet. Boots and gloved hands now climbing up, so it’s taking much
claw for leverage on slippery ledges. longer to return than it did to come
ILLUSTRATION BY JOSÉ DE LA ROSA. ANDREW MUNOZ
The water gushes on either side of the down. “Careful!” one of the cavers up
rock formation, landing at the bottom front yells to those behind.
in a spray of bubbles. There’s a reason As it nears 2:15 p.m., the cavers ap-
this cave is called Cascade. proach Double Trouble. The sound of
As Jason descends, his heart is beat- the water has turned into a roar. What
ing so hard, it feels as if it will jump had before been a gushing but man-
out of his chest. You wanted a harder ageable flow is now a churning, angry
challenge, he thinks. You got it. white froth. How could this happen
so quickly? Jason wonders. Is it runoff
F E W M I N U T E S beyond from the rain?
A Double Trouble, they stop Matt hooks the rope that was left at-
for a quick bite. It’s just tached at the top of Double Trouble to
before 1 p.m., and they’ve his harness and starts hauling himself
been in the cave for three hours. An- up. The journey is not long, maybe
drew fires up the Jetboil to make beef 50 feet, but it’s tough, precise work:
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N O W AY O U T
hoisting one leg to find a tiny, wet It feels like forever. Images of his family
shelf in the rock wall; then a gloved flash before him, like a mental photo
hand; then the other leg. Once he has album he tries to hold on to: Caro-
climbed to the top, he throws the rope line, whom he has been married to
down, and Arthur follows suit, then for 16 years and who had warned him
Jason. At the top, Jason gets on his to be careful that morning; Jack, five,
stomach to pull himself up the incline who loves airplanes; and three-year-
of Bastard’s Crawl. The water, deeper old Poppy, his princess.
than before, smashes into his face as Zac, having followed Jason up, is
he powers through it. God, it’s cold! now atop Double Trouble. He shouts
Finally emerging through the open- down to Andrew, “Jason’s in trouble!”
ing and into the next tight passage, he Andrew clambers up behind Zac
pauses, puzzled, because it splits into and goes to the bottom of the crawl.
two. He can’t see the two cavers ahead “Head up, Jase,” he yells to his friend.
He can barely see his friend’s
JASON TRIES TO CALL FOR face through all the water.
HELP, BUT INSTEAD HE GASPS Jason is only a couple of feet
away, but he’s in such a pre-
FRANTICALLY FOR AIR. carious position and in such
of him and is nervous about waiting a tight space, Andrew can’t easily pull
at the top because there is really only him out. “Keep on coming, dude. To-
room in this spot for one person at a ward me! Head up!” Jason is flailing.
time. I’ll just go back down and ask, “Place your feet against me! Lift your
he decides. butt up and float. C’mon, Jase!”
He carefully crab-walks about 15 feet Jason’s gloved hands emerge from
when the streaming water suddenly the water, then his wet face. He is
sweeps him onto his back, submerg- gulping air as if he has hiccups. “My
ing him. He feels the pressure of more leg’s caught.” Jason doesn’t recognize
water building up behind him. If he his own voice because it comes out so
doesn’t get out of the crawl fast, the slurred and slow, as if he’d suffered a
merciless surge of water will pop him stroke. He tries to dislodge his boot. It
out like a champagne cork, over Dou- won’t budge.
ble Trouble and onto the rocks below. “It’s OK, dude,” Andrew says, reach-
But he can’t move—his boot is stuck ing into the rushing water and fishing
between two rock shelves. around for the stuck boot. He grasps
Lying on his back with the water something solid. “Is this it?”
rushing over him, he tries to call for “Yeah.”
help, but instead he gasps frantically “Well, we got ourselves in a jam.
for air. It has been about five minutes. OK, we’ll do this together.”
before we try to get out,” he says. “If we and the ceiling, not enough for them
don’t catch up to you in 30 minutes, to keep their heads up to breathe.
notify Search and Rescue.” “It’s too high!” Andrew calls. “Turn
Unspoken is Andrew’s fear that back!”
C
Jason spots a ledge; although the ONSERVING THE batteries
wall is at an awkward 45-degree an- in their headlamps, they sit
gle, there is room enough for the two mostly in the dark, which
of them. Andrew perches in front of makes them forget what
Jason to take the brunt of the spray a tight space they are in.
from the water, his legs uncomfortably Jason draws on his theatrical train-
braced against a ledge on the other ing, forcing his breathing to slow
side of the waterfall. down and move through his dia-
The water keeps rising, almost to phragm and up to the tip of his skull.
the ledge, and its sheer force and fury Trying to warm his face, he pulls his
cause a wind to come up. Both men sweatshirt up over his nose. He thinks
know that caves have their own micro- about his family and wonders how
climates, and with nowhere to go, the much life insurance coverage he has.
wind whistles and keens. It is 6 p.m. Andrew silently recites a mantra
They are about 200 feet underground based on a passage from the science
at this point. Zac left them three hours fiction novel Dune: Fear is the mind
ROB CAMP BELL
ago. They huddle together under a killer. Fear is the little black death that
blanket. The Jetboil is out of fuel. brings total oblivion. I will let the fear
“If we don’t get out of here, our pass through me, and when the fear is
wives will kill us!” Jason says drily. gone, only I will remain.
There is no sign of rescuers. Did the An hour later, the water level has
other three even make it out? Maybe gone down enough that they can
they’re lying on the other side of keep their heads above water and try
Bastard’s Crawl, blocked by water and an escape. Stiff from sitting in one
injured. Or dead. position for 12 hours, they slowly
What the two men don’t know is unfold their bodies. Jason screams
that their friends did make it out. They in pain. A muscle in his groin is
called for help, and at around 9 p.m., strained, but he is determined not to
members of the Ground and Cave let it stop him.
Search and Rescue squads arrived on Getting on all fours and through
the scene and entered the cave. But Bastard’s Crawl, nothing else mat-
the water level, as well as its ferocity, ters but that. Still, each time Jason
forced them to retreat. They would moves a leg, he cries out. “You can
have to try again later. do this,” Andrew exhorts. Then they
are through.
HE HOURS PASS. Jason and Over the next 90 minutes, they
My Neighborhood
Wild
BY RYA N BRAD LEY
FROM TH E N E W YO RK T I ME S MAG AZ I N E
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MY NEIGHBORHOOD GONE WILD
L
AST YE AR , I RE CEIVED
an e-mail from my dad, the camera and into the darkness.
under a mildly worrisome Watching it again, I noticed that the
subject line: “Mystery crit- driveway looked oddly familiar. It was
ter???” There was no body my childhood home.
text, but attached was a ten-second There were soon more e-mails
video clip, shot in the eerie grays of with more videos attached. The
infrared night vision. It showed a furry next had a fox—or the back half of a
creature, about the size of a Pomera- fox—making a rapid exit offscreen.
nian, charging away from the camera The one after that showed a possum
and down a driveway. plodding into and through some
Midway through the video, the hedges. By the time my dad moved
animal stops abruptly, turns slightly, the cameras to the backyard, he had
and stares back—if not directly at the captured another possum, or maybe
camera, near enough that its retinas the same possum, plus more foxes, a
catch the light and, for a moment, rabbit, and a pair of coyotes. He had
Growth rate
of homes in
the WUI from <0
1990 to 2010 0-25 0 150 300
by county 25-75
(in percent)
Nature is obviously a in the WUI is almost cer- impact of the WUI, take a
beautiful neighbor, as tainly wildfires and the look at the points below:
the increasing number of possibility that humans QLas Vegas had a
Americans moving closer there accidentally start 500 percent growth
to the great outdoors one; forest or brush fires in WUI over the past
can attest. But it’s also a are obviously more likely 20 years, the most of any
tricky neighbor. The to threaten lives when major metropolitan area.
wildland-urban interface there are homes nearby. QIn Connecticut, 60 per-
(WUI) is the technical But fires aren’t the only cent of land is in the WUI.
term for areas where WUI complication, as QAt least 2,000 coyotes
homes are intertwined anyone who has cleaned live in and around Chi-
with undeveloped wild- up the garbage after a cago, including a large
land vegetation. As of raccoon visit or worried pack in a residential area
2010, after 20 years about Lyme disease can near O’Hare International.
during which 13 million tell you. For the record, QThere were more
homes joined the WUI, the most dangerous wild alligators removed from
99 million people quali- animal in America is now Orlando (235) than from
fied as WUIers. That’s the deer. Deer cause any other Florida city in
one third of Americans. approximately 1.5 million 2016. The average size of
As you can see from the car accidents every year, the gators: 6.7 feet.
map to the left, there is according to the Insur- QTexas has the most
WUI in every state—even ance Institute for Highway fatal car crashes involving
in some very big cities. Safety. But that’s just one wildlife: 187 in the past
The big side effect of life statistic. For a sense of the ten years.
This sort of terrain, between the set- barren patch of hill where he had no-
tled and the unsettled land, is known ticed a particular pile of scat, which
as the wildland-urban interface, or always appeared in the same spot.
WUI . Each decade, the interface is After leaving the cameras on only one
carefully mapped by the Forest Ser- night, he checked. Most of the time,
vice as part of its fire-safety precau- they misfire, capturing more mun-
tions. The last effort was in 2010, and dane but still ghostly movement—
it found that almost one in three peo- usually branches bobbing in a silent
ple in the United States lived in the wind. But this first night, right in
WUI and that it was the front of a bench where
fastest-growing residen- he’d attached one cam-
tial region in the coun- era, a fox arrived. It
try. Covering 10 percent In 2010, almost trotted precisely to the
of the map, the WUI runs one in three center of the sight line
through the fringes of Americans and squatted, briefly, in
suburbs and exurbs and the exact scat spot. “Can
in the gaps they never
lived within you believe it?” he said,
quite fill, but it also the wildland- queuing up the video to
creeps into our metrop- urban play for me again.
olises. In Los Angeles, interface. I could not, yet there it
where I live, I can see it was, plain to see. For me,
from my apartment in the pleasure in watch-
two different spots: right in the mid- ing these videos was that they would
dle of the city where the Santa Monica never be entirely believable, that
Mountains run, and again to the east the images would always appear to
along the San Gabriels. be on the brink of the imaginary.
Rather than making the world more
BOUT A YEAR AGO, an ac- knowable, they seem to make it
Now ...
While
There’s
Time
A father learns to embrace the chaos
of his daughter’s toddler years
BY ED BARTLE Y
A R E ADE R ’ S DI GE ST C LASS I C
tion was to make clear to her that she tiently for ideas to come to me, exam
hadn’t done her job: defend my desk questions on Herman Melville for a
against the aggressor. test I will give my English students
incessantly and leap back and forth on know the pattern. First the shoes and
the lawn just outside our apartment socks. Then the stroller. And pretty
window. Meghan is absorbed, but soon we’re in the park. She’ll want
as I watch them, I wonder whether I me to pick her a dandelion or a leaf
parked the car under a tree last night. from a tree. And she’ll clutch that leaf
Suddenly she bolts from the room or dandelion the way she always does
(she seldom walks), and I hear her na- when we walk to the park. Oh, yes, I
ked feet slapping against the wooden know the pattern.
floor outside. She re- She rests her head on
turns with Dumpty. my leg, just as she did
She holds him up to I see her when she first learned
the window, stretching to walk. She used to
him out by his two pa- standing bring her plastic comb
thetic, triangular arms quietly near or her hairbrush and
and whispering into the sofa, tears rest her head on my
his nonexistent ear, leg while I combed her
“Bib-bibs, Hindy, bib- running down hair. That ritual, how-
bibs!” Dumpty smiles. her cheeks. ever, ended after only a
It’s a much wider smile few months—much too
than it used to be. soon for me.
I leave them in conversation and Finally she leaves, and I watch her
return to my desk. Within five minutes frustration as she sits on the floor and
she appears before me, wearing her tries for several minutes to put on
mother’s shoes. She reaches up to the one of her socks. The art proves too
typewriter keys and depresses four of elusive. In years to come, she’ll put
them simultaneously. on stockings or leotards with the ease
“No, thank you, Meghan. Daddy’s and grace of a ballerina. But today, a
seen your work. He’ll do it himself.” tiny pair of socks defeats her.
She backs off. Out of the corner of She sees me looking! Back to work.
my eye, I can see her in the kitchen (“What is the significance of the motto
watching the grop swim around in his carved on the bow of Benito Cereno’s
circular world. I can see that the water ship?”)
in his bowl needs to be changed. She pats the wicker chair, the com-
Back to the test. Determined. (“Dis- fortable one we sit in together to
cuss illusion and reality in Benito watch TV or to read, and she hastily
Cereno.”) gathers her books: The Poky Little
“Don’t even ask, Meghan. Not to- Puppy, The Magic Bus, The Cat in the
day.” She stands in front of me with Hat, even that ancient copy of Na-
her shoes and socks in her hands. I tional Geographic with the penguin
on the cover … Good Lord, she’s got Dumpty will vanish from the life
them all. With her free hand, she tugs of a little girl who has outgrown him.
at my sleeve. I resent Dumpty for an instant. He’s
“No, Meghan,” I snap irritably. “Not consoling my girl, and that is my job.
now. Go away and leave me alone. She and I have few enough days like
And take your library with you.” this to share. So the paper slips gently
into the top drawer; the hood slides
HAT DOES IT; she leaves. She over the typewriter. The test will get
T makes no fur-
ther attempt
to bother me. I
can finish the test easily
now without interfer-
Suddenly, I see
things as
done somehow. Tests
always get done.
“Meghan, I feel like
taking a walk down to
the park. I was wonder-
ence. No one trying to God must—in ing if you and Edward
climb onto my lap; no perspective, would care to join me.
extra fingers helping I thought you might
me type. with all the like to go on the swings
I see her standing pieces fitting. for a while. Bring
quietly with her back Dumpty—and your red
against the sofa, tears sweater too. It might be
running down her cheeks. She has two windy down there.”
fingers of her right hand in her mouth. At the word park, the fingers leave
She holds the tragic Dumpty in her the mouth. She laughs excitedly and
left. She watches me type and slowly begins the frantic search for her socks.
brushes the tip of Dumpty’s anemic Melville will have to wait, but he
arm across her nose for comfort. won’t mind. He waited most of his life
At this moment, only for a moment, for someone to discover the miracle of
I see things as God must—in perspec- Moby-Dick—and died 30 years before
tive, with all the pieces fitting. I see a anyone did. No, he won’t mind.
little girl cry because I haven’t time Besides, he’d understand why I
for her. Imagine ever being that im- must go right now—while bib-bibs
portant to another human being! I see still spark wonder and before dande-
the day when it won’t mean so much lions become weeds and while a little
to a tiny soul to have me sit next to her girl thinks that a leaf from her father is
and read a story, one that means little a gift beyond measure.
to either of us, realizing somehow
that it is the sitting next to each other This story originally appeared in the
December 1969 issue of Reader’s Digest.
that means everything. And I see the It was the winner of the Reader’s Digest
day when the frail, loyal, and lovable First Person award.
Yes, it really can rain frogs, fish, It is a bad idea to take a shower
3 and other decidedly odd things.
It’s a rare meteorological event, but
5 during a thunderstorm. If light-
ning hits your house, it can travel
scientists say strong winds from a through your plumbing and shock
tornado or from a storm can be anyone who comes into contact
powerful enough to propel animals with water flowing through it.
and objects high into the air, and People have been shocked or killed
they have to come down eventually. while bathing, washing dishes, and
A small Australian town reported doing laundry. (This is also why
hundreds of fish falling from the sky indoor pools often close during
in 2010. storms.)
decades since a U.S. airliner has promoted this idea long ago, before
crashed as a result of a lightning they realized that taping does noth-
strike. ing to strengthen windows and may
even increase the potential for harm.
Every day, twice a day, (Picture giant taped-together shards
10 weather trackers simultane-
ously launch giant balloons from
of glass flying at you.) Covering your
windows with storm shutters or ply-
almost 900 locations worldwide wood is the only way to prevent them
(including 92 released by the from breaking.
National Weather Service in the
United States and its territories). And nothing is going to
The balloons measure aboveground
weather data such as temperature,
13 save you if you get caught in
the hailstorm from you-know-
humidity, and wind speed, and where. Ice particles form when wa-
they provide vital information that ter droplets reach cold temperatures
meteorologists use to make forecasts in a thunderstorm, but they achieve
and predict storms. a measurable size only when a
storm’s updraft is strong enough to
Lightning can strike the same hold the ice aloft as more water
11 place twice—and it often
does, especially objects that are tall,
droplets freeze onto the initial crys-
tal. The largest hailstone ever re-
pointy, and isolated. The Empire corded in the United States was
State Building, for example, is hit found in July 2010 in Vivian, South
almost 100 times a year, according to Dakota. It was almost 19 inches
the CDC. around and weighed almost
two pounds. Ouch.
Covering your windows with
12 tape will not protect them
from wind or flying objects. Experts
Sources: Ron Holle, an expert on lightning data; the National
Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration; and Warren
Faidley, an extreme-weather photographer, a survival expert,
and a tactical EMT
Since Billboard magazine first published its “Hot 100” chart in 1958,
16 different songs titled “Hold On” have made the list
(most recently in 2013, courtesy of the Alabama Shakes). In that
sense, “Hold On” is the most popular song in American music history.
Source: billboard.com
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FOR YEARS, people have been Scientists, too, are constantly nam-
naming their pets—and their kids, ing newly discovered species
in some cases—after pop icons they after celebs. But these names might
love. In 2016, 370 people in the carry a little bit more weight: While a
United States named their baby girls baby named Khaleesi can get older
Khaleesi in honor of a Game of and decide to legally change her
Thrones character. name, scientific names go down in
Agnarsson says some species are make them a bit more relatable.
named this way because scientists “We’re always trying to find ways
have trouble getting the public inter- of calling attention to major issues in
ested in their studies. Identifying conservation,” Agnarsson says. “This
them with a recognizable person is way, the general public will hear
a way to raise awareness and provide about it.” Some real (but obscure)
an opportunity to learn about the is- Latin words won’t get many head-
sues surrounding nature and con- lines, but the Neopalpa donald-
servation. It also allows scientists trumpi moth and the Spintharus
to highlight some humanlike traits berniesandersi spider managed to get
in these animals and ultimately people talking.
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its head
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Cochlear implants work differently than by Medicare?
hearing aids. Rather than amplifying sound, Yes, Medicare and most private insurance
they use sophisticated software and state- plans routinely cover cochlear implants.
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Q How do implants differ from There are two primary components of the
hearing aids? Cochlear™ Nucleus® System – the implant
Hearing aids help many people by making that is surgically placed underneath the
the sounds they hear louder. Unfortunately skin and the external sound processor.
as hearing loss progresses, sounds need not Cochlear offers two wearing options for the
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Word Power
Before you splash in a pool, bask on a beach, or putter in
your garden, master this list of summertime words. You won’t find
a lemonade stand on the next page, but you will find answers.
BY EM ILY COX & H E NRY RATH VO N
Answers
1. torrid—[B] scorching. This has 9. alfresco—[B] outdoors. “Whose
been the most torrid August I can idea was it to dine alfresco?” Ira grum-
remember! bled, flicking an ant off his sandwich.
2. deluge—[A] heavy downpour. 10. hibachi—[B] charcoal griller.
Tatiana threw on her black slicker Come on over—I’m going to throw
and headed out into the deluge. some burgers on the hibachi tonight.
3. verdant—[B] green. Vermont is 11. pergola—[B] trellis. Legend has it
famous for its verdant mountain that couples who kiss under this per-
ranges. gola will live happily ever after.
4. tack—[C] change direction when 12. glamping—[B] glamorous
sailing. The catamaran had to tack camping. Hayden goes glamping
quickly to avoid the floating debris. with every amenity, then tells
everyone he “roughed it.”
5. pyrotechnics—[B] fireworks.
Every Fourth of July, my neighbors 13. plage—[C] beach at a resort.
set off pyrotechnics in their yard I never hit the plage until I’m com-
until three a.m. pletely slathered in sunscreen.
6. chigger—[B] biting mite. 14. espadrilles—[A] rope-soled
Miranda doused herself in bug shoes. Melissa used to live in flip-
spray before her flops every sum-
hike to ward off mer, but now she
chiggers. THE IDIOMS OF SUMMER prefers espadrilles.
When it comes to coining
7. estivate—[C] notable phrases, baseball is 15. horticulture—
spend the summer. in a league of its own. If you [C] science of
After hockey think that claim is off base, growing plants.
season ends, the we’ll list the evidence right The coveted
off the bat. Consider in the Horticulture Award
Myers family
ballpark, throw a curveball,
estivates by the is a statuette of a
pinch-hit, and every shop-
ocean. green thumb.
per’s favorite: rain check.
Still think we haven’t cov-
8. pattypan—[C]
ered our bases? Then step VOCABULARY
summer squash. up to the plate and name RATINGS
Has that pesky rab- another sport that has hit 9 & below: warm
bit been nibbling more syntactical home runs. 10–12: hot
my pattypan again? 13–15: blazing
to 300 of his personnel addressed to test it by walking in and out the front
“Dear Sirs and Ma’ams.” It was re- door. After several laps, I began look-
ceived as “Dear Sirs and Mamas.” ing around for the sensor. By the side
PHYLLIS HOWARD, L i n c o l n , Mi s s o u r i of the building, instead of a sensor, I
saw a very confused gardener, his
AS MY SUPERVISOR and I left the hand on a water faucet. Source: gcfl.net
FROM TOP : M ATT BARON. ISOP IX. M ATTEO P RANDON I/BFA. A LL S HUTTERSTOCK
WHEN I SAY “MY If you have three
HUSBAND,” I FEEL people in your life
that you can trust,
LIKE I’M DOING you can consider
THE IMPRESSION yourself the
OF A MARRIED luckiest person in
PERSON. the whole world.
JA M I E LE E , c o m e d i a n S E LE N A G O M E Z , s i n g e r
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