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Script Beyond The Pines - Pilot
Script Beyond The Pines - Pilot
Script Beyond The Pines - Pilot
Matthew B. Morrell
Episode 01 - "Whirled Away"
Morrell.10907@gmail.com
EXT. TRILLION PINES YOUTH CAMP - FIELD - TWILIGHT
Surrounding a wide open soccer field covered in patches of
mist, tall pine trees rustle and shift ominously in the
wind. Suddenly a BLACK SWIRLING MASS darts across the field
and into the woods. A GHOST WHITE GIRL (Nora N. Woods, 14)
in violet pajamas runs after the mass.
NORA
Come back! Come back with my little
sister!
MABEL
(Mock whisper)
Dipper! Are you awake?!
Sliding open the window with one hand, Dipper’s head slowly
rises to meet his SISTER (Mabel Pines, 22).
MASON
No, Mabel, I am not awake.
MABEL
’Kay, great. So the Tiny Cousins
are missing because ghosts. Kind of
an emergency. Could ya help a
sister out? PLEASE?
Dipper digests the information, then adjusts his cap.
MASON
Tiny Cousins missing. Ghosts. Fine.
Now I’m awake.
Dipper leaps through the window and the Mystery Twins take
off running toward the dark, haunted field.
- ROLL OPENING CREDITS -
FADE IN:
2.
KAT
’Kay.
MABEL (O.S.)
Look at ’em all; so tiny, so
precious...
MABEL
...So much teen angst ready to be
analyzed and studied. This was a
great post-grad idea, Bro-Bro Cop!
3.
MASON
Hey, Mabel?
MABEL
Yeah, Dip?
MASON
You feel bad about making our
cousins take the bus?
MABEL
The Teeny-Tiny Cousins are fine,
Dipper. The bus ride up to camp is
all part of the grand experience.
EXT./INT. 91 FREEWAY - BUS - SAME
KAT
Nora, look, it’s like a bouncy
castle, ON WHEELS!
Nora’s eye twitches.
KAT
It’s perfect!
NORA
It’s prison.
KAT
Prisons don’t have all these trees,
or lack of bars, No-Fun-Nora.
Nora growls, but Kat sprints away.
KAT
Detective Mason!
Mason catches Kat as she launches herself towards him.
5.
MASON
Whoa, easy there Kit-Kat. How was
the ride up?
NORA
AMAZING! We sang songs SO loud!
Mabel extends the black/duct-tape duffel bag out to Nora and
reads the expression on the younger teen’s face.
MABEL
I’m afraid to ask.
NORA
(Dry as toast)
They sang songs SO loud.
The crowd CHEERS. Mason and Nora roll their eyes; Dipper
slightly more bemused than annoyed. Kat, now sitting on
Mabel’s shoulders, cheers wildly.
TAG
Here to help us with the rules, the
camp mascot, Trillion Ton Bear!
Out from the wings of the stage, a guy in a FAT BEAR SUIT
lumbers on stage to APPLAUSE and CHEERS.
TRILLION
Listen up ya rascals; shut yer
mouths an’ open yer ear holes.
As Trillion explains the rules, a slide show plays beside
him of a camper breaking the rules, followed by that camper
getting mauled by Trillion.
TRILLION (V.O.)
Rule One, respect all camp leaders,
staff, and fellow campers. Two,
stay within the camp boundaries.
Three, no going out after curfew
bell. Four, no swimming after dark.
Five, guys stay out of the girl
cabins and vice-versa. Six, no
rough housing... except for in the
Rough House. Finally, rule seven,
same as the first, obey camp staff
at all times.
NORA
They had to put that in twice?
CAMPER #2
Whoa, I heard she beat up a unicorn
with her bare fists.
CAMPER #1
They say that guy actually murdered
a ghost.
Nora raises a skeptical eyebrow toward Mason.
MASON
I might have helped a ghost die?
KAT
But you said--
MABEL
That was a whole other place, a
long time ago. Don’t worry your
scruffy little head about it. Race
you for the best bunk!
8.
Mabel and Kat run off towards the Hitchcock Dormitory. Mason
looks to Nora.
MASON
What ya got there?
TAG (V.O.)
Attention, Attention; all camp
councilors, staff meeting in five
minutes. Mandatory, mandatory
meeting, WOO! Be there! I am so
CAFFEINATED right now! WOO!
KAT
Bags can wait, bird funeral first.
9.
TAG
--which is my favorite program here
at camp; Fun and Order.
Mabel spies Dipper across the room and squeezes her way
through the crowd. Having reached Mason, Mabel whispers-
MABEL
I thought we were gonna ditch and
go swim?
Mason shrugs and leans back against the wall with Mabel.
INT. HITCHCOCK DORM - SAME
Inside the rustic dorms, large bunk beds fill the room with
space to spare; four rows of two bunk columns. Nora lies
face up on the furthest bunk from the door.
She’s reading her list.
NORA
Seven rules to break. Seven days of
camp. I like those odds.
A commotion out the window catches Nora’s eye. She GROANS
and frowns at the sight.
KAT
Some knew him as Reynard the Raven,
but there are those birds of the
mountain who called him, ’friend.’
LANA (O.S.)
What are you doing Fresh-meat?
The woodland creatures scatter as Kat confronts THREE
OBVIOUS BULLIES (LANA 16, SHIRLEY 17, and MONA 15).
10.
KAT
Did you gals come to pay your
respects?
SHIRLY
Respects?
MONA
It’s just a stupid bird.
Kat covers the ears of the dead crow and gasps.
KAT
He wasn’t stupid. They were just
really clean windows, it could have
happened to any bird.
LANA
Oh, well, if you’re trying to have
a bird funeral, you’re doing it all
wrong.
Mona and Shirley give Lana a confused look. She winks.
LANA
It’s against camp rules to bury
birds out in the open. You have to
flush them.
LANA
Yeah, well it’s the rules. Come on
ladies, let’s show her the right
place to dispose of the remains...
sorry, the departed.
KAT
Oh, thanks!
Kat trails after Lana, while the other two girls snicker
following close behind.
TAG
It’s a circle of trust AND
discipline. Remember to always
circle back to discipline.
MASON
You think the girls are okay?
MABEL
They’re definitely having more fun
than we are right now.
EXT. THE HAUNTED BATHROOM - LATER
Kat stands in front of a dilapidated bathroom in the middle
of the woods. The Three Bullies stand close behind her.
LANA
Well, go on in.
KAT
In there?
Kat gulps and looks back at the girls, then timidly walks
into the bathroom. As she disappears into the loathsome
lavatory, the Bullies burst into laughter.
INSIDE - Kat cautiously steps over puddles, splintered wood,
and what are most definitely animal carcasses.
KAT
Someone definitely forgot to give a
courtesy flush. You poor deer.
TAG
EXCUSE ME! Did you have something
to add, Mister...?
MASON
Pines. Mason Pines.
A MURMUR spreads around the shack among the other STAFF.
MASON
Yeah, last time I was here, kids
could roam freely in the woods.
What’s with all the extra rules?
13.
TAG
Well, Mason, we in the modern age
actually care about our campers
safety first. That okay with you?
MABEL
No! It’s actually SUPER boring.
(Beat)
So, when’s dinner?
NORA (O.S.)
Hey!
Standing behind the bullies, Nora is wrapping up her
knuckles with duct tape. She uses her teeth to cut the
excess tape off and spits it out on the ground.
NORA
Rule six: only fighting at camp
happens in the Rough House.
LANA
Who are you?
NORA
Someone who’s way too impatient to
take Y’all to the Rough House, so I
figure we’ll all throw down right
here. Or, you let my little sister
out of that dank bathroom.
Lana yawns and motions for the tall and lanky Shirly to take
care of Nora.
NORA
Who’s next; Prada or panda bear?
LANA
Bored now. Come ladies.
Lana leads the girls away. Nora walks over to the bathroom
and opens the door to a sobbing Kat.
14.
NORA
Come on, up ya go.
KAT
Nora? It’s like a really angry Pet
Cemetary in there.
NORA
Whatever, let’s get you back to
camp.
Kat climbs on Nora’s back and the two hike up the trail.
From back in the campground, the dinner bell RINGS.
INT. DINNING HALL - NIGHT
CAMPERS file through the buffet line. At the end of the
line, past a few round wooden tables, sits Mabel, Dipper,
Nora, and Kat.
MABEL
So, how was free play?
NORA
Sucked.
KAT
Sucked.
MASON
Sucked.
MABEL
Yeah. Same. It’s like the new
staffers are vampires of fun, they
sucked it all right out of our
camp.
MASON
Things change, Mabel.
CAMPER #2
I heard it was like six bears.
CAMPER #1
No, stupid, it was one bear with
six heads.
15.
MASON
We used to go on adventures an’
stuff. Same as everyone.
MABEL
Um, we did kinda save the universe
though. So there’s that.
MASON
We helped a small town in Oregon.
But you know, everyone’s gotta grow
up eventually.
KAT
Is that why you became a forensic
detective instead of a ghost
hunter?
NORA
Ghost hunter?
DIPPER
Turns out, a lot more people get
hurt by real people than anything
supernatural. Seemed like a better
fit.
Mabel frowns and slouches in her chair.
KAT
But what if ghosts come after us at
camp? Specifically, dead woodland
creatures whose souls are eternally
trapped in a nasty bathroom?
TAG
You better be keeping an eye on
your students, Mason, or I’ll send
you packing. Clear?
MASON
(Snorts)
Crystal.
EXT./INT. HITCHCOCK DORM - SAME
MABEL
Everything okay upstairs in the big
brain of yours?
MASON
Just thought maybe going back to
our roots would bring back...
something? Something good.
MABEL
Like what?
MASON
I dunno. I kinda miss it,
sometimes, ya know? The weirdness?
OUTSIDE - Three crows crash into the side of the dorm. Then
Two. Then Five: One. Two. Three. Four. Five more crows, one
by one.
INT. HITCHCOCK DORM - LATER
Across from Mabel, Kat is on the bottom bunk under Nora. Her
eyes are wide open. She hears the THUMP, THUMP, THUMP on the
cabin wall outside.
Slowly, Kat swivels out of bed and tiptoes to the window.
Cupping her hands over the glass to see, Kat’s eyes grow
wide in horror. There’s an ever-growing sound of CAWING
outside.
She backs up from the window only to have it burst inward; a
great black swirling mass surrounds her. Other GIRLS in the
cabin scream in terror.
By the time Nora turns on the lights, Kat is gone.
Without hesitation, Nora runs towards the window, grabs
Mabel’s grappling hook from under the bunk, and rappels out
the window.
MABEL
Nora! Kat!
(Panicked)
DIPPER!
EXT. SOCCER FIELD - LATER
Nora runs after the black mass. Dipper, wearing his
signature blue vest, and Mabel follow close behind.
18.
Before Nora can scream a pair of hands pull her back behind
the brush. The hands belong to Dipper and Mabel who calm a
freaked out Nora.
NORA
What even is that, that--
MABEL
Whatdya got, Dip?
Out from his vest, Dipper pulls out HIS JOURNAL with a
golden pine tree emblem on the cover. He thumbs through
carefully tabbed pages and stops on--
"--Spirits, Ghosts, and the Undead."
MASON
Angry horde, tied to a specific
place; standard poltergeist.
NORA
Standard?!
KAT (O.S.)
HELP! I don’t wanna get flushed!
MABEL
It’s got Kat. What’s the plan?
MASON
No, but you can punch that wood
beam real hard, right?
Panicked, Nora looks to Mabel.
MABEL
I get it, this is SUPER intense.
But, this used to be like a normal
Monday for us and we turned out
just fine. You can do this.
Mabel takes her grappling gun from Nora gives a finger gun
and wink, and charges toward the bathroom.
MASON
On three... two...
Mason runs forward and grabs the cinder block. Nora watches
from the brush petrified.
INSIDE - Mabel kicks in the rusted door off it’s hinges. She
gulps as a murder of crows swirls about and suspends Kat in
mid-air above the toilet.
KAT
Mabel! I’m sorry. I don’t wanna die
by swirly.
MABEL
Hand over my Tiny Cousin, ya dank
bathroom ghouls!
From the multitude of undead birds, a terrifying legion of
voices cry out-
BATHROOM GHOUL
You, mortals, have flushed our
remains down this filthy abyss for
the last time.
KAT
But the girls said I had to flush
the bird; it was the rules.
BATHROOM GHOUL
THEY LIED! Tonight, foul, smelly
vengeance shall be ours!
OUTSIDE - Mason runs with the cinderblock toward the pipe,
but stops as the seven foot tall floating rabbit lands with
a thump in front of him. It laughs a demented, taunting
laugh.
20.
Before the rabbit bites Dipper’s head off, the flash goes
off stunning the spirit beast.
As the photo develops out from the camera, the massive
rabbit disappears before Dipper.
INSIDE - Kat screams as she’s lowered toward the toilet.
Mabel withdraws her grappling hook, aims, then quickly
readjust and fires!
BATHROOM GHOUL
NO! The mortal girl must be
sacrificed.
MABEL
I am way too grossed out to deliver
a suitable pun.
With a final yank, Mabel pulls the pipe apart which sprays
water over the poltergeist.
OUTSIDE - Mason is hammering away at the pipe. He looks over
to the support beam, then to Nora still standing in the
woods.
MASON
Nora!
MASON
Nora, NOW!
Screaming, Nora runs towards the bathroom, toward the
support pillar.
MASON
Come on Kit-Kat; we’re gathered
here tonight to...
KAT
...dearly departed forest critters,
we’re here to honor Renard the
Raven. And with a final farewell,
wish him an endless sky to soar far
from this nasty bathroom. Amen.
NORA
Yeah. I guess. Whatever.
TAG (O.S.)
Well if it ain’t Mason Clever-
nickname-for-troublemaker Pines!
MASON
Good luck never sleeping again. Say
goodnight to Tag, girls.
NORA, KAT, MABEL
G’Night, Tag.
The Four enter the Hitchcock dorm. The door swings shut
behind them.
CUT TO BLACK:
THE END