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• Hum Drum
• Restless
• Sympathetic Resonance
• Bacon Raincheck
• Fire Bug
• Fall
• Deirdre
This issue is, of course, issue zero because it's only the
shape of things to come. Issue zero was really just an intel-
lectual game of chicken which forced us to get off our
duffs; we created for ourselves a ridiculously short deadline
so that we could, once again, anger our ancestors and bring
dishonor to our families.
Amber
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A Special Kind of Double
By Sonia Singh
“A sister can be seen as someone few years. We're actually friends now!
who is both ourselves and very What a concept. I always loved them, but
much not ourselves - a special I'm not sure I ever knew you could love
kind of double.” siblings for a reason other than "because I
- Toni Morrison have to." It's not like we just get along
and can deal with family dinners either.
Hum Drum
By Velma Craig
I don't have hum drum poems of yellow-flowered
wallpaper or opera whistling trains. Just hum drum stories
of my grandmother spin spin spinning wool into yarn, tap
tap tapping strands into hum drum stories of her own. I
don't have hum drum stories of alcoholic uncles hitchhik-
ing to the State Finals. I don't have hum drum prayers to
Mother Earth and Father Sky. Only hum drum tales of
yellow-dusted pools of hum drum lifeblood hum drum
blood hum drum uranium-contaminated water. Oases,
formed overnight, hum drum God-sent, tucked away so
only hum drum Navajo sheep can drink hum drum Navajo
crops can quench hum drum Navajo unborn can choke.
Hum drum stillborn hum drum still hum drum good little
babies who never cry. I only have hum drum fiction of a
Navajo auntie and her hum drum standoff against a hum
drum Sithe Global tractor. Hum drum wars waged only on
hum drum faith. An entire people armed only with hum
drum certainty that people, even 24-room duplex Park
Avenue people, are hum drum good hum drum love hum
drum feel something other than hum drum money.
Sympathetic Resonance
By Garret Brennan Stewart
Separately,
We ring out as a single note,
Shimmering to forestall silence
Together,
We are as a chord pulsing,
Declaring our presence thusly
As individuals,
We are but a single letter
(Oncemore) Shimmering to forestall silence
Together,
We are as a word
Seeking to be placed along side other words,
To form the perfect stanza, sentence, or slogan
This is my blood
(my tears)
shed for you.
This is my body,
(my heart)
broken for you.
Smiling,
taking that dripping wafer
between those lips that I...
By Summer Amber
Fire Bug
By Penelope Padmore
The first time, it was an accident,
I t wakes me in the middle of
the night, whispering across
my dreams again. It needs me to be free.
I didn’t mean to burn down the old shed
behind our house. Cold waves of fear
I've learned how not to wake Maggy, and shame broke over me as I watched
my wife as I slip out of bed. While she it collapse, the flames easing the walls
is asleep, her eyes aren't glittering at me and roof to the ground, the ticker tape
in the light from the window. He mouth party of sparks winding up into the air.
doesn't produce accusations like “Where But it was so exciting to watch them
have you been?” or “Why are you on fight the fire. That’s when I decided that
probation at work again?” I, too, would be a fire fighter. I denied
doing it, but the smell was all over me.
Outside, the air closes around me Of course, they knew it was me, and I
with a warm, damp grip. My ears ring in was put into an intervention program.
the absence of the air conditioner's hum. We sat around and talked about feelings.
The night speaks to me, the quiet of They pronounced me cured. I am a
those who lie sleeping, the cool, fresh channel for fire, or maybe I'm a log in
lawns, and the smell of grease in the the channel of some burning river. A
heavy summer air, from the places burn cleans, renews.
where arterial clogs are manufactured:
donuts and fried chicken. I feel the heat There's a cry outside. Maggy stirs,
on my skin, and I know the only way to gets up and goes to the window, looking
make it leave me alone. I stand in the out. “Oh my God!!”
garage, and look at its tools. I am its tool
as well, although I am stored in the “What is it?” I ask in my best
house instead. drowsy voice.
Matches snap and flower, like the “The building across the street is
tiny plants hidden in seeds. Seeds on fire!” She calls 911. I run to the win-
planted, gasoline to fertilize. Like a dow.
farmer, I have sweat rolling down on my
face. I only stand long enough to make “I'll go bang on doors!” I tell her. I
sure the fire has taken root. I hurry race out again, retracing my steps.
back to the garage, my heart and feet
flying, like waiting for thrown firecrack- Three years ago my elemental
ers to snap. I peel off the gloves, do a made the news. Maggy had left me to go
smell check, no gasoline on me. I get back to her mother. I found solace in
upstairs, back in bed, and watch the the forest. At night, I built a campfire,
ceiling for the first blush of light, like although it was against the rules. A
dawn. It's an elemental that I've let free. campfire has a comforting smell. It was
I know it wants to breathe, and march only meant to be a little fire, a meager
straight up to the sky, unfurling its cave-man-driving-back-the night-
black clouds of smoke. comfort, but it was so hungry, and it
kept me company. So I kept feeding it.
Then the clearing became its temple, a
palace of heat and light surrounded by the
black of night, making the darkness darker
whenever I looked away to cool my face. I
was uplifted in its roaring glory. My heart
got caught up in the leap frogging
flames, twisting among each other, climb-
ing up out of the clearing, roaring off into
the night, like trains, like supermen. It was
a carnival of colors and sounds. The flam-
ing pines exploded, sending sparks out
that birthed light from the darkness. The
dark sky like the blank map of old, and I
claimed it in the name of fire and light.
Like in Vietnam, the jungles laid bare, this
was my jungle. In the early morning, a
grey misty light bathed the newly seeded
land. Fires are a natural part of the forest's
cycle. Some trees can’t seed unless they are
exposed to fire.
full of splinters.
Every bit of his body had been in Wagner had paused then, stepping
tune with the walls around him, the forward to stare into Ludwig's eyes, and
floor beneath him. He had heard the after a moment that had felt like a life-
rumble of the horse's hooves in his time to the young king, he replied, in
heart, felt every footstep that brought something like a whisper, like a prayer.
his idol closer to him in his own feet. "Then let us talk business."
The entire residence seemed to be buzz-
ing with the words he's here, he's here, ——–-—————————————-
as though the whole of history had been
waiting, paused in anticipation, for this Never had keener eyes been more
moment. He stood as the door to his aware of the invisible tensions that went
study opened, and though he heard the largely unnoticed by the more ignorant
sounds of voices making proper intro- members of society- from his seat,
ductions, all he noticed was the man Ludwig could feel the waves of distrust
standing before him and the sound of and anger that weaved their way from
his own steady heartbeat in his ear- the stage and through the seats of his
drums. He had imagined, in that mo- country men, crashing against his side,
ment, that their hearts where beating in where his idol sat. As Von Bülow took
time, two players in the greater opera of up his baton, the conductor turned to
his life. Here was the father he had look at the box that was currently occu-
never before seen, here was the dark pied by the King, his eyes ghosting over
figure that he had long since dreamt of, the hand of the composer, over the be-
kept after in the deepest places in his trayal of his wife that Ludwig was ig-
heart. noring and the rest of the country
couldn't stop whispering about.
"Not quite the entrance you had
expected, your majesty?" He could feel the eyes that were
looking in their direction, but they were
Wagner spoke with a coolness in not pointed at him, and uncertainly, he
his voice that he had not expected, and glanced next to him to Wagner and to
Ludwig had felt the flush of his cheeks Cosima, who had her finger's snaked
as he stepped forward and bowed before through those of her lover, her eyes
the man he had idolized since he was a upon her husband. His own fingers
boy of fifteen listening to the magic of wrapped around the edge of his chair,
the opera for the first time. eyes snapping forward as Von Bülow led
the first note of the prelude, and he
"I would be lying if I said that I blanched at the foreign feeling that was
had not expected you to appear from the taking hold of his innards, something
lake as Lohengrin appeared to Elsa." that he had heard whispered of but
never experienced himself, but recog-
Wagner's laughter filled the empty nized suddenly as jealousy.
space of the large room. "Do you wish
for me to be your Knight, your high- "I never dreamt that this premiere,
your premiere, would be upstaged by "Look at me, dear knight."
the minor details of the heart, your maj-
esty, and for that, I am terribly sorry." "Yes, my prince?"
"It is not my premiere, but yours, They have made this exchange
dear knight, and soon they will remem- before, many times before, more than
ber only the story, only Tristan and his Ludwig could ever count, could have
Isolde." ever dreamt of, yet there was a tone, a
blade, in Wagner's words that had the
The first time he watched Tristan King searching for his chair as he sank
and Isolde, he only remembered this- beneath the sudden ice in this moment
Clutching his own hand and feeling that used to bring him nothing but joy.
something like hatred for a woman who His idol's eyes met his and there was
had done no more than what he had- something he had never seen there,
loved and wished and coveted. Closing something that looked like anger.
notes. Applause. And his knight, his
master...disappearing into the night with "What is this in your eyes?"
someone the King could never be, the
woman who had torn his dreams apart. "This is the look of a man who is
being thrown into exile again, your maj-
——–-—————————————- esty, and it is the look of a man who is
not pleased by it."
Wagner let himself into the study
with an ease of familiarity that tore at They sat in silence for longer than
the King, a guard not far behind him. the King could stand; he felt as though
Here was the ghost of the moment he he was losing his father, his idol, his
had long remembered with something god. He felt the Phoenix settling back
akin to the devotion a man gives to his down into the ash, the music that he
god, a perversion of the day that every- had wrapped himself in for so long sink-
thing in his life had changed. The mem- ing into dead silence.
ory of their first meeting fresh in his
mind, he rose unsteadily, his fingers "I will go with you."
nervously balling into fists at his side.
Wagner walked no further than was "I am not sure what you mean."
necessary and stood silent as he was
announced, their eyes never meeting. "I will leave this all behind- this
The door shut with a sound like a gun- wretched life, this existence, if only to
shot, and the King was the one who felt be by your side."
the sting of the bullet in his heart.
"You cannot do that. Bavaria needs
"I do not really have to tell you you, your people need you."
why I have called you here, do I?"
"I care not of the people or the
Wagner was staring unabashedly country. I am your prince, not their
at his own reflection in the mirror. "No, king."
there is no need to put it into words."
"But without their king....there
will be no more music. I cannot do this never-ending prayer and worship. As the
without you. I need you. I need my cold wrapped itself around him, he won-
prince. And Bavaria, its king." dered what there was left for him now-
a king without a kingdom, a prince
Later, left alone in the silence, he without his knight. He remembered the
watched everything he had wrapped his look in his idol's eyes, heard the whisper
happiness into leaving the castle, and he of a ghost saying 'this is the look of a
wept that night as he lay in bed and man being thrown into exile' and he
played every moment over and over knew that he had that look in his own
again till sleep took him unwillingly, eyes as he approached the lake. But to
into dreams of a magic carpet and days hear the works just one more, to sur-
spent on the shores of the lake with round himself in the temple he had
Wagner by his side. made for himself, what more could he
hope for, wish for, dream of?
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In his last moment, all he could
They had told him three times, yet think of was Gottfried rising from the
the words would not find their way into waters, and he imagined himself a swan,
his recognition- he saw only the move- a dove, Elsa reaching out for death and
ment of lips and heard only the sound of for her Lohengrin.
something inside him breaking, scream-
ing. ❷❸❹❺❻❼❽❾❿➀➁➂
"Let me be alone!"
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