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29 AUG 2018
Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un- also a relative newcomer to the sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-
derdog Johnson was soon showing her wrestling scene, but with his 210lb ing my daughter’s car to the end of
worth with stamina and agility easily frame he was expected to fare well the road and back whenever I felt my
matching last year’s winner. Lutti’s against Johnson who weighs in at arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy
experience paid off initially as he took only 90lb. However Johnson’s lithe added "I always knew she could do
the first two rounds, but as John- and slender, some would say scrawny, it. She’s my grandma.". The young-
son became more confident her su- figure belies her agility and strength ster is also her manager and has re-
perior strength came to the fore and which she demonstrated by holding portedly arranged sponsorship deals
she clawed back two rounds to take Thompson above her head several which will dwarf her one million dol-
the contest into a decider. By this times during the bout and throwing lar prize fund. Her new contract with
time Lutti’s body language indicated him into the crowd once. With the headband designer Nike alone is set
that he already felt overawed by the scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the to earn her fourteen billion dollars
pretender to his crown, and the new- contest went to a panel of judges to be over the next year. She will also be
comer took advantage of this to en- assessed. They awarded Thompson a promoting Tupperware, Halliburton,
gage a mutual headlock which she C grade whilst Johnson received an the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala
held for three hours until the Vat- A, becoming the first grandmother to Bingo. Her continued participation in
ican man retired from exhaustion. ever win the title. the sport is not assured as she wants
The next seven matches were barely The new champion explained her to spend more time on her bungee-
a contest as the news of Johnson’s success as the result of a strict train- jumping business, and knitting. Ev-
supremacy overawed all her oppo- ing regimen instituted by her coach eryone here at the World Champi-
nents who became too indimidated to and grandson five-year-old Sammy onships, however, hopes for her re-
fight properly. Johnson. "I’ve been drinking ten turn.
Nigerian Tommy Thompson is raw eggs for breakfast every morning,