After a long time am sending you belly blast jokes....

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Balakrishna went to cloth market
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plane lo chupinch mantara .
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu
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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant ?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answ
er ..
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Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1st year salary is Rs19000 and ne
xt year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year ..
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Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera .
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu
Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora .?
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After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why ?
Because
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach .
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Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda ?
Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram .
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling ?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu
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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura ?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu
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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
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Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu ?
Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..
Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai ?
Balaya: Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna .
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Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want Lift ?
Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..
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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi ?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi ?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali ?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali
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SPIDER MAN remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
SEEMALO SALEPURUGU
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu
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BALAYYA ROCKING AGAIN.........!
One more wonderful Joke:
Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakunda raavali... sarena?
Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada???
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Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...
Do you know why???
Why??
Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries marks....
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Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMS PAMPARU...
" em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....????
Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri...

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Idi keka
One more New Joke:
Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani... a
a last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...
Doctor: Stupid, ela dorukuthundi... adi naa signature ra JAFFA....
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A friend of Balayya asks him a question:
Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?
Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....
Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada???
Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi
nundi vellipothadu...
Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:
Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..
Jr.NTR:10
Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...
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Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...
Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani cheppukovataniki
chala chala thanks....
Doctor fainted
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Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answer
ing the first question itself...
you know what was the question?
Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network
and the answer was an amazing one.....
Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......
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Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya: Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper: 110Rs
Balayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.
Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada?
mari emi free ledu antaave????
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Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandi
shopkeeper:stock ledu
ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku