An In-depth Analysis of ‘Ambrose’’s Troublesome, Wackiest and

most Amusing Weird Quirks.

A Fraterculian Study by Dr F. Akenom Phd. (Hons).

Table of Contents:

1. Introduction p. 2
2. Methodology p. 4
3. Space Filling p. 5 - 23
4. Hypothesis p. 24

Chapter 1: Yellow Birth, Much Mirth p. 25

Chapter 2: Why Does the Child do That? p. 44
Chapter 3: My God, I Hope He Stops Twitching p. 61
Chapter 4: Is his Shoulder Lower on That Side? p. 72
Chapter 5: The Strange Fondness for Bad Plants p. 88
Chapter 6: How Many Books can you Buy & Not Read? p. 91
Chapter 7: Opinions on Space Travel p. 102
Chapter 8: Dialogue and Attempted Humour p. 105
Chapter 9: Let’s Discuss the Music p. 110
Chapter 10: Did he Really Chose that Team? p. 125
Chapter 11: Did he Really Chose that Food? p. 144
Chapter 12: Did he Really Chose to Make This? p. 156
Chapter 13: How he Regrets Committing To This p. 160
Chapter 14: Does he Always Talk that Quietly? p. 167
Chapter 15: Surely he Can Catch Better Than That p. 177
Chapter 16: Why Have You Actually Read This Far? p. 182

Conclusion p. 190
Further Publications by the Author p. 198