001) Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

002) Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

003) Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
004) Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
005) We live in an expanding Universe. All of it is trying to get away from Raj
inikanth.
006) Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
007) Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
008) Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.
009) The movie 300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was or
iginally named 1'.
010) Rajnikanth doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
011) Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
012) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Che
nnai.
013) Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. He can also miss a received call
014) Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an ac
tion, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction
.
015) Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world
.
016) If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
017) Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
018) Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of she
er terror.
019) When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
020) Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
021) Man proposes; Rajinikanth disposes.And disposes fast.
022) What colour is Rajinikanth s blood? Haha! Trick question! Rajinikanth never
bleeds!!
023) There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to diffe
rent shades of black and blue.
024) Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result, small pox was er
adicated.
025) When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing
the earth down.
026) There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Ra
jinikanth allowed to live.
027) Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
028) Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
029) Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
030) Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
031) Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
032) Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today cal
led giraffes.
033) Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
034) Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
035) The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kick
ed one of the corners off.
036) Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
037) Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
038) Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
039) Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the e
lement of surprise.
040) Rajinikanth can watch a 60 minute show in 20.
041) Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
042) Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
043) Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
044) Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
045) Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a
dish best served cold.
046) Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed o
f Rajinikanth.
047) Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
048) Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
049) Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinika
nth finds you.
050) Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
051) Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mot
her Teresa.
052) Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
053) Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
054) Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
055) Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
056) Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
057) Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
058) Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
059) Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
060) Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajanikanth.
061) Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his
own rage.
062) The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The
other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
063) Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
064) Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in th
e back of the head.
065) Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
066) Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blin
k.
067) Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
068) Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
069) When you say "no one is perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a personal insu
lt
070) In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to
kill you, including the room itself.
071) Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dicti
onary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
072) The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth
. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
073) When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the b
ullet and directs it the day he finds out.
074) Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
075) Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
076) Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
077) Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami
occurred in the Indian ocean.
078) As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphab
et.
079) Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the t
allest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

080) Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.

081) Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
082) To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
083) The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
084) Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there i
s no other way.
085) Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other
nine faint out of fear.
086) Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year
1236. It defined "victim as" "one who has encountered Rajinikant".
087) There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so
brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
088) Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide f
rom Rajinikanth.
089) Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that
Rajinikanth is on.
090) Rajnikanth knows the last digit of PI.
091) Rajnikanth don't have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and
he's already following you.
092) There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed becau
se nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
093) When taking the GRE or CAT write Rajinikanth for every answer. You will scor
e over 8000.
094) Rajinikanth uses pepper spray as eye drops.
095) Rajinikanth can kill a 100 villains at a time just with his dialogues.
096) The Chennai Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast
as it could but failed to catch him.
097) Rajnikanth taught Chuck Norris how to deliver roundhouse kicks.
098) Rajinikant can shoot Chuck Norris with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"'
099) Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first
he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
100) Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visib
le light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
101) Rajnikanth doesn t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of
fear.
102) Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified th
at it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its deced
ents now have white hair.
103) Rajinikanth doesn't turn the lights ON.. He turns the dark OFF.
104) If a tiger had sex with a tornado and then their tiger-nado baby got marrie
d to an earthquake, their offspring would be Rajinikanth
105) The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he go
t what he deserved.
106) Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
107) Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
there.
108) Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
109) Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
110) Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
111) Matrix was originally planned in Tamil as ????? ?????????? with Rajinikanth
as Rajinikanth. But the bullets were so shit scared that they pissed in the bar
rels and refused to come out of the guns in his presence.
112) Now, there's a new email ID. It's gmail@rajinikanth.com
113) Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.
114) Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
115) Rajanikanth does not know where you live, But he knows where you will die.
116) Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
117) Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
118) Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on
the internet.
119) Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
120) Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
121) Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was th
e result of a morning jog.
122) Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
.
123) Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.
124) Rajnikanth chewed off a piece from the Apple logo.
125) Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his u
nderwear over his pants.