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2 Broke Girls
2 Broke Girls
2 Broke Girls
Written by
Ethan Banville
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 1.
(C.O.)
COLD OPEN
MAX
CUSTOMER #1
MAX
CUSTOMER #1
meal.
MAX
MAX (CONT'D)
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 2.
(I/A)
ACT ONE
SCENE A
MAX HEADS FOR THE KITCHEN AND FINDS CAROLINE SITTING AT THE
COUNTER, READING A NEWSPAPER.
MAX
with Oleg.
OLEG
to you my penis.
MAX
CAROLINE
life is over.
MAX
CAROLINE
me waiting on them.
MAX
work.
LEE
MAX
LEE
violation.
MAX
OLEG
scent.
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 4.
(I/A)
MAX
LEE
LEE (CONT'D)
LEE (CONT’D)
CAROLINE
MAX
LEE
MAX
LEE
MAX
LEE
MAX
LEE
CAROLINE
MAX
LEE
HE EXITS.
CAROLINE
MAX
Kardashians.
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 7.
(I/B)
SCENE B
CUSTOMER #2
Chinese food?
MAX
LEE
MAX
empty chairs.
MAX (CONT’D)
EARL
LEE
impress mother.
MAX
EARL
child support.
MAX
LEE
CAROLINE
Guess what?
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 9.
(I/B)
MAX
punch you.
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
business.
MAX
my ex-boyfriend.
CAROLINE
MAX
customers.
CAROLINE
chocolate.
MAX
CAROLINE
cupcakes.
MAX
people.
CAROLINE
account.
MAX
CAROLINE
Really?
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 11.
(I/B)
MAX
lucky, my bra.
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
my breasts.
CAROLINE
company.
CAROLINE (CONT'D)
investment.
MAX
CAROLINE
right investor.
OLEG
deposits.
MAX
OLEG
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 13.
(I/C)
SCENE C
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
Tons of it.
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
breathing.
MAX
CAROLINE
business opportunity.
ROGER
CAROLINE
ROGER
ROGER (CONT’D)
MAX LAUGHS.
MAX
MAX (CONT’D)
CAROLINE
ROGER
MAX
CAROLINE
cost a grand.
MAX
CAROLINE
Negotiating.
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 16.
(I/C)
ROGER
CAROLINE
Done.
MAX
CAROLINE
ROGER HANDS THEM A WAD OF CASH. THE OTHER MEN HAND HER CASH
AS WELL AND SNATCH UP THE REST OF THE CUPCAKES.
CAROLINE (CONT’D)
MAX
CAROLINE
CAROLINE (CONT’D)
MAX
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT ONE
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 17.
(II/D)
ACT TWO
SCENE D
MAX
CAROLINE
go along.
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
way.
MAX
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 19.
(II/E)
SCENE E
MAX
CAROLINE
so I got us this.
MAX
Bake Oven?
CAROLINE
Yep.
MAX
lady busy.
CAROLINE
MAX
MAX PULLS OUT SOME SMALL BOTTLES AND MIXES THEM IN GLASSES.
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
Let’s do this!
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 21.
(II/H)
SCENE H
MAX AND CAROLINE ENTER, HURRIED, NOT DRESSED FOR WORK AND
CARRYING ONLY FOUR BOXES OF CUPCAKES. CAROLINE’S PHONE BEEPS.
MAX
formula?
EARL
MAX
Yes.
EARL
LEE
OLEG ENTERS.
OLEG
LEE
OLEG
So it’s my sausage.
LEE
MAX
Oleg’s sausage.
CAROLINE
it yourself.
LEE
to go big or go home.
CAROLINE
LEE EXITS.
MAX
Really?
CAROLINE
It works.
MAX
ROGER
CAROLINE
ROGER
MAX
ourselves.
CAROLINE
cupcakes tomorrow.
ROGER
CAROLINE
ROGER
MAX
just chill.
CAROLINE INTERVENES.
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 24.
(II/H)
CAROLINE
ROGER
CAROLINE
ROGER
these cupcakes.
MAX
ROGER
ROGER (CONT’D)
Winner!
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT TWO
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 25.
(III/J)
ACT THREE
SCENE J
CAROLINE
CAROLINE (CONT’D)
investor group.
CAROLINE (CONT’D)
group.
CAROLINE (CONT’D)
MAX
CAROLINE
No, why?
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 26.
(III/J)
MAX
CAROLINE
into my father.
MAX
other day.
CAROLINE
going to jail.
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
search.
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
You think?
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 28.
(III/K)
SCENE K
MAX
LEE
MAX
job on them.
LEE
CAROLINE
Highness.
(MORE)
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 29.
(III/K)
CAROLINE (CONT'D)
MAX
futures.
MAX (CONT’D)
ROGER
CAROLINE
MAX
LEE
you.
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 30.
(III/K)
HE CROSSES OFF.
ROGER
MAX
ROGER
torso.
MAX
ROGER
An eating competition?
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
collar way.
(MORE)
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 31.
(III/K)
MAX (CONT'D)
CAROLINE
MAX
RESET TO:
CAROLINE
I can’t do this.
MAX
OLEG
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
whale?!
MAX
OLEG
CAROLINE
menus.
MAX
CAROLINE
rhymed?
MAX
parenting thing.
(MORE)
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 33.
(III/K)
MAX (CONT'D)
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
Thanks, Max.
MAX
MAX SLAPS HER IN THE FACE LIKE A BOXER AND GIVES HER A CHEST
BUMP. CAROLINE EXITS, PUMPED. OLEG APPROACHES.
OLEG
my mind.
HE EXITS.
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2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 34.
(III/L)
SCENE L
OLEG
MAX
EARL
MAX
LEE
MAX
LEE
LEE’S MOTHER
Han?
LEE
Mother!
LEE’S MOTHER
LEE
LEE (CONT’D)
MAX
wins.
LEE
MAX
more in you?
OLEG
MAX
dog!
EARL
meaning in Florida.
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
ROGER
killed me!
MAX
ROGER AND HIS CREW EXIT. HE STOPS BY LEE AND HANDS HIM SOME
CASH.
ROGER
save me.
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 37.
(III/L)
LEE
ROGER
LEE’S MOTHER
MAX
LEE’S MOTHER
about extraordinary.
CAROLINE
I’m pregnant!
MAX/LEE/EARL/OLEG
that.
CAROLINE
MAX/LEE/EARL/OLEG
that.
LEE’S MOTHER
good as you.
LEE
MAX
CAROLINE
LEE
this.
CAROLINE
LEE
sister.
2 Broke Girls "And the Big White Wale" E. Banville 3/29/12 39.
(III/L)
HE EXITS.
MAX
homies...
CAROLINE
Thank you.
MAX
water.
CAROLINE
tacos.
MAX
behind?
CAROLINE
MAX
CAROLINE
MAX
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