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JORDAN PETERSON
Tim Lott meets the
puritanical professor
ANTI SOCIAL
John Harris and Jaron
Lanier fight the power
ZEN AND THE
ART OF DOING
NOTHING
Master loafers of Japan
OUT TO LUNCH
Making the most of
midday meanders
PLUS
A trip to Zürich
Jonnie Bayfield’s musical adventures
Tweeds by Gustav Temple
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the art of living · september – october 2018
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IDLE PURSUITS
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Contributors: Rob Kilner, Virginia Ironside, Andrew Smart, Annabel Sampson, Charlotte
Brook, Andrew McMillan, Tim Lott, Harry Mount, John Harris, Matthew Bilski, Gustav
Temple, Tim Richardson, David Collard, Jonnie Bayfield, Alastair Hendy, Robert Katz,
Geraldine Coates, Rowley Leigh, Graham Burnett, Bill Anderson, Alex Johnson, Robert
Wringham, Evil Gordon, Cameron Murray
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Idler No.62, September – October 2018
Dear Idlers,
A couple of years ago the author Tim Lott told me about a Canadian
psychologist he’d discovered, and whose work he loved, called Jordan
Peterson. This man was liberal in outlook but was questioning the way
liberalism was turning into a new form of authoritarianism. I didn’t think
much of it at the time but then, lo and behold, Jordan P. appeared on
Channel 4 News earlier this year talking about lobsters and became a star.
His book Twelve Rules for Life went to number one in the UK and the US,
and he started filling bigger and venues with his live appearances.
Whatever you think of him, and I am not sure whether or not he is Idler-
friendly, as the rules seem to involve a lot of hard work, he has clearly made
a terrific impact. It is perhaps because he radiates certainty in a very
confusing world. Anyway, when Tim offered us an interview, we said “yes”,
and the conversation between the two can be found in this issue. I would
love to hear your views on the piece.
Elsewhere we present the transcript of a lovely evening we held with
Silicon Valley critic and spokesman for what we might call the “digital
Reformation” for indeed, Lanier is the new Luther, nailing (or gaffa taping)
his theses to the doors of the Googleplex.
And there is a reflective piece on the partly
forgotten tradition of idling in Japan.
Peace and love,
Tom x
Floyd]
[Photo: Chris
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Photo: Victoria Hull
W e were shocked and saddened by the news that Lucy Birley had died.
Regular readers will know that she was the Idler’s fashion editor for a
year and produced really lovely pieces. She always supported our efforts
and was generous to a fault. She was an outstanding person – a true free
spirit, original, witty, stylish and always excellent company. She has left four
fantastic sons – our thoughts are with them. Thank you Lucy.
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Readers’ Letters
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Sleeping Rabbits
This is Bacardi
(rabbits sleep with their eyes open!)
Owner: Kate Soothill
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readers’ letters
Sleeping Dogs
This is Louis
(asleep on deck)
Owner: Tim Layton
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“Bloody clickbait.”
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Idler’s diary
Turn on, tune in, chill out and put on a weekend of dancing,
“Balmy, magical atmosphere,” said singing, music, weaving, calligraphy
that honourable friend to the Idler, and many talks and recitals. There
Michael Palin, of our first festival was anarchy from David Graeber,
at Fenton House in Hampstead. sex from Rowan Pelling and a
We brought our three-legged fascinating talk on the latest
syllabus of philosophy, husbandry research into psychedelics from
and merriment to this gorgeous old Dr Robin Carhart-Harris of
walled enclave in north London Imperial College.
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How I live
Rob Kilner
Lunch-time loafer
Rob is a Leeds office worker who becomes a flâneur for an hour a day
Don’t be sheepish: Rob makes friends at the Meanwood Valley Urban Farm
Lunchtime brings freedom. Running, cycling and driving
In Sweden some workers have clearly extend the boundaries.
volunteered to be chipped, like a One day I made it to York by train,
pet. “I want to be part of the before having to sprint to jump
future,” said one. The implants on the return journey to Leeds.
mean they can open doors, use the I gatecrashed a canoe training
photocopier, and buy smoothies session down at Leeds Docks
without the need for a key fob or one lunchtime, and taking an
swipe card. Tech experts call this extra hour had a trot around the
“Augmented Humanity”. excellent and ancient Middleton
I decided to augment my Park on a horse and came back
humanity by going out to lunch. to work smelling like a stable –
I call it #workerslunchtime. In but rejuvenated.
the early days of my lunch-hour One of the most memorable
excursions, I would walk for lunchtimes was a walk as part of the
half-an-hour before turning back, Terminalia Festival, an annual
to see how far I could get. I plotted psychogeographic shindig. Artist
a circular lunchtime range on a Phill Harding led a group silently
map, which revealed an area the around the city centre, at speed,
size of a small country (the based on his real-life algorithm
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(straight on for two roads, left one, woods and parks. At the right time
right one, repeat), which meant of year, you might even see salmon
that even he didn’t know where or sea trout leaping downriver at
we were going, or would end up. Knostrop Weir.
It was strangely meditative, and felt The beauty of lunchtime is its
like being inside a piece of music. compactness: it is sandwiched
Some days I go out looking for between two thick morning and
animals. Leeds was, historically, a afternoon slabs. It’s an efficient use
market town. The tracks and roads of time. I joined the Bingo Hall and
were used for centuries by horse- spent 30 minutes playing bingo one
drawn carts and carriages, and lunch, just because my grandad
pigs and cattle would be driven in used to work there when it was
from local farms to be sold on the Pilkington’s Glass and I wanted to
Headrow, our main thoroughfare, see what it looked like now. I spent
or at various markets. Animals three minutes on a sunbed in an
were everywhere. Amusement Arcade to see if I felt
These days it is harder to spot like I was on a beach (I didn’t),
fauna. But not impossible, by any took piano lessons in a stranger’s
means. On my lunchtime rambles basement at the fabulous Basement
I have spotted a man carrying a Arts Project, a contemporary gallery
bearded dragon, a woman with a in a terraced, brick family house.
cat on a lead and a bloke taking his In my lunch hour I have also test
ferret for a walk – all within 10 driven a Tesla, listened to drunk
minutes of the office. Karaoke, seen a pagan wedding,
There’s Meanwood Valley Urban listened to a choir, had my
Farm which is just three miles from fortune told by a gypsy, joined
the office, and houses pigs, sheep, unprofessional philosophers in the
cows, horses, llamas and a fine café, pub, played chess and table tennis,
The Barn, that does exceptional been on guided tours, talks and
coffee and a hearty full English. lectures, visited libraries and
There’s even wildlife, if you know exhibitions, dined with the Chinese
where to look. Elderly Associations, or at a Langar
One lunchtime I went looking – communal kitchen – at the Sikh
for rabbits and found a family of Temple. Take off your shoes and
healthy looking foxes in an make a donation.
abandoned churchyard. Within Recently I’ve attempted to bring
cycling distance there are also adventure to my morning
peregrines, deer, rabbits, marsh commute. I decided that it would
harriers and buzzards, in wasteland, be nice to travel to work by the
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Off the map: Rob sets off for another adventure far from the madding crowd
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Problems
Virginia Ironside
Our agony aunt tells it straight. Send your issues to us at mail@idler.co.uk
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sits at the big table without making feel left out – but not as left out as
those at the small tables feel those not asked. Drop the idea and
second-class citizens? And finally, if your home is too small, then find
what do I say to the people I can’t a friend with a big enough room to
ask? I know they’ll be hurt if they accommodate all your friends. Ask
find out. them for drinks only – and pay for
Stella, by email the booze and nibbles – and put
NO PRESENTS on the invitation.
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Modern Toss
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Idler News
By Andrew Smart
Living dolls
What is the role and ethics of robots in the future of the sex industry?
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It is widely known that the of sex robots? What will the advent
majority of Internet traffic is of truly autonomous, difficult-to-
sex-related. And the majority of tell-from-human sex robots mean
this sex traffic is men looking for for biological sexual relationships?
porn. The robotics and AI industry, The myriad fetishes and sexual
as well as the academic robotics interests, subcultures and identities
world (the line between which is surrounding sex could be greatly
increasingly being blurred) consists enhanced by sex robots – indeed,
of a majority of white men. If we sex with robots is already its own
contemplate the future of sex and fetish subculture. How will
robots, the technology will largely sex technology becoming
cater to men because sex robots will more commonplace affect
be designed for and by men. our still-troubled gender and
What are the social implications sex relationships?
of widespread commercial adoption
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The Good Stuff
Annabel Sampson and Charlotte Brook are consciously consuming
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Crock of gold:
Emma Louise Payne ceramics
Emma Payne has done what Park that were covered in her
city-sick 30-year-olds yearn to do. bamboo-coloured tiles, which
She’s flown back to the family nest reflected the meadowy, overgrown
on a sprawling farm with goats, garden outside. She also makes
ponies and hens in the sleepy pristine, sculptural plates and mugs
parish of Henley-on-Thames. as well as the odd ceramic handrail
Previously, she’d been much further – an impressive technological
afield, most recently in accomplishment, it has bubbles left
Copenhagen, where she did her over from the baking that serve as a
MA in Ceramic Design. tactile enhancement to lead you up
The Good Stuff caught wind of the stairs. No commission seems to
Emma’s ceramics before we were be too much for Emma – who is
acquainted, on the walls of a south also amazingly nice.
London kitchen near Brockwell emmalouisepayne.com
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the good stuff
Modern Toss
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Slow tech
Stylish dumbphone. Review by Tom Hodgkinson
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Poem
paternus
by Andrew McMillan
it feels voyeuristic
seeing it here on the street
wind-tossed nest small down lingering
between the fingers of the twigs
seeming somehow dense but light
like a gathering of private
hair shorn off in preparation
for the letting go of someone
I am thinking of my mother
of my sister who is pregnant
for the second time of all
the empty rooms in the city
of patience of waiting for a birth
of these tiny eggs at my feet
of this being one less time the shell
will crack life will shudder out hungry
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Interview
Canadian idol
His 12 Rules of Life has dominated the bestseller lists all year, infuriating
as many people as it enlightens. Is he an alt-right bogeyman or a realist
with a steadfast grip on the complexities of life? Tim Lott tackles
the enigma that is Jordan Peterson
V ery few, if any, public intellectuals in living memory have made the
impact of Jordan Peterson. The Canadian psychology professor’s book,
12 Rules for Life has been at the top of the bestseller lists in most of the
Anglophone world since it was published in January.
His video lectures on the psychological meaning of the Bible have
captured huge audiences for such an esoteric subject, and his talks in front
of a class of 30-or-so bemused looking students wandering in and out of
a shabby classroom at the University of Toronto have been watched by
millions. Those lectures, on the meaning and structure of belief, are
similarly obscure.
So why is Jordan Peterson so famous? Or as some pundits would have it,
infamous, since he has become the scourge of the PC brigade, the anti-
Christ of social justice warriors and the hammer of feminism.
It’s hard to say. On one hand, he has certainly touched a nerve, by
challenging a fair number of liberal orthodoxies – although only to the
extent of stating baldly what would have been a consensus view 20 or even
ten years ago.
He believes women are fundamentally, biologically different in their
psychological make-up to men. He thinks the “rule of the white male patri-
archy” is a dangerous myth. He believes the universities have been infiltrated
by far-left ideologues so that most liberal arts teaching is corrupted. And
above all, he believes that what he calls the “masculine spirit” has been
allowed to decay into weakness and self-hatred. As a result he is seen as a
misogynist, anti-feminist, conservative demagogic member of the alt-right by
his opponents. This is very far from being the truth.
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J or d a n B Peterson is an unlikely
pin-up for millions of millennials.
A saturnine 56-year-old Canadian
they are not trained, disciplined and
properly encouraged”.
The funny thing is, this old-fashioned
professor of psychology at the University instruction to millennials and their
of Toronto, he talks in a low, flat tone, lily-livered parents has gone down a
with little expression on his haunted, treat with the people he’s telling off.
hollow-cheeked face. Peterson’s lectures have become huge
His references are deeply YouTube hits.
unfashionable, with his thought rooted He rocketed to fame in Britain earlier
in Bible studies. And his teachings – to this year when he tore apart the badly
his many enemies – are trapped prepared, right-on questions from
somewhere in the 1950s. Channel 4 News presenter Cathy
No, it’s not OK for men to be weak Newman. The clip has now been
and unmanly, he says. Women want watched more than 10 million times on
real men; strong men. Clever women YouTube.
want their husbands to be even brighter Newman tried to take down Peterson
than them. And men are different for his stance against transgender rights.
from women. When Newman said his reaction was
In a famous passage in his offensive, Peterson said: “You’re
international bestseller, 12 Rules for exercising your freedom of speech to
Life, Peterson compares men to certainly risk offending me. And that’s
lobsters. The alpha male lobsters live in fine! I think more power to you, as far
the best place in the sea, eat the best as I’m concerned.”
seafood and get to mate with the most Newman’s attack collapsed, she
attractive, healthiest female lobsters. admitting, “You have got me.”
And so it is among humans. Work So, is Peterson a prophet of
hard, behave responsibly and don’t give freedom or does he merely teach
in to self-indulgence – booze, drugs or servility? Surely he’s kryptonite to the
self-help therapy – and you’ll be top Idler philosophy?
dog, or top lobster. Go the other way He certainly hasn’t got any time for
– give into all those temptations – and hungover layabouts smoking their way
you’ll come tumbling down the through the day in squalid man-caves.
crustacean ladder, and end up in But his thinking does align with the
self-induced misery and helplessness. high-minded side of idling life and the
The same applies to bringing up Idler’s motto, Libertas per cultum
children, says Peterson. Thirty years of – Freedom through Culture. Only with
child-centred rearing theory have a trained, educated, disciplined mind
produced a generation of narcissistic can you find the real freedom to enjoy a
cry-babies, incapable of grappling with fully-expanded, fully-lived, liberated
the mammoth problems of grown-up life. All the best idlers will agree.
life. As he puts it, children “are much – harry mount
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tim lott The last time I went to the Hammersmith Apollo was to see Bob
Marley and the Wailers and now it’s Jordan Peterson. It’s surreal beyond
belief. What is it doing to you? It must be hard to hold on to reality. For you,
it must be like being taken into the desert with Satan and being offered all
these treasures.
From being a relatively obscure Toronto academic, you went to being the
toast of the town across the world. What’s it doing to you? Are you immune?
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tl I’m just wondering why people are particularly attracted to you. You’ve
become this creature that’s called Jordan Peterson who, in a short amount of
time, has become really important. I could feel that last night. It’s not really
being noticed. The mainstream media don’t seem quite to know what to do
with it.
jp Everything the mainstream media looks at is political. This doesn’t work. It’s
not political. It doesn’t fit into that narrative.
tl Let me ask you this, since it appears you are fully aware of the temptations
that may lie in front of you …
jp The funny thing about the temptations is that they’re not that useful to me.
What would I want?
tl The temptations of the ego are enormous. The temptation of putting your-
self above other human beings, of putting yourself in a place where you’ll be
viewed as a guru figure. The temptation would be to elevate yourself.
jp Yes, but I also think it through. One of the things you can do if you’re tempt-
ed by – for instance – a relationship outside your marriage, you can fall prey
to the temptation or you can think it through. You can think through the
months and the years, not the days and the weeks, and you can ask yourself:
“Do I really want that much trouble?” Do you really want a ten-year divorce
with custody battles for your kids? Do you really want economic ruin? Do
you want to bring misery to that many people? Is that worth it? That de-
creases the glamour. So when I see a situation like this, I also think it through.
What is there of benefit to me in this? You asked me how I was dealing with
this. The answer to that is, fundamentally, by truncating my time. Mostly I
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concentrate on today, the next hour. My schedule is so busy that that’s the
proper level of analysis. My daughter is working as my assistant. She tracks
things on a weekly and monthly basis. I travel with my wife. She figures out
what I’m doing next. I concentrate on what I’m doing now. Mostly I concen-
trate on today, the next hour. There’s no point in thinking far ahead now.
tl But it’s one of the things you prescribe – to aim at the future.
jp Sometimes you can’t. When things are changing, there’s no sense planning
for a future you can’t control. Sometimes you’re in a situation like that,
where the ground underneath your feet is moving sufficiently rapidly so your
prognostications are likely to be wrong. Or you can’t handle that much
complexity. I keep thinking this will peak and decline. We’re in uncharted
technological water here. The YouTube videos and podcasts are way more
significant than people think. YouTube is going to kill TV. Stone dead.
There’s nothing TV can do that YouTube can’t do. There’s endless number
of things that YouTube can do that television can’t do.
tl How would you sum up the importance of what you are doing?
jp I’m making a case for the restoral of the metaphysical substrate of Western
culture. I think that the idea that the collective element of a person’s identity
is paramount is wrong. It makes people ill. It reduces us to the tribal. The
Western idea that the individual is sovereign is correct. We can’t lose that.
tl I’ve struggled my whole life to try and work out how I should behave and
how to be good. You’re the only person who has really approached that.
jp That’s crucial. In the audience there are often rough guys. They’re happy to
come talk to me afterward. It’s a relief. They needed a reason.
tl It’s a tough argument to beat. Why should you be good? It’s a very subtle
argument to present. To reiterate, you think the people who are coming to
your talks, given that most people probably don’t have my good fortune to sit
around and watch Jordan Peterson videos, have penetrated these ideas?
jp I think casual browsers are relatively uncommon. Lots of people come and
say they’ve watched all the videos.
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Jung’s statement that it’s essentially about ethical misbehaviour, that feeds
into a sense of sinfulness and self-hatred.
jp I think there are two problems there. One problem is to not take enough
responsibility for your actions, and another is to take too much. Depressives
tend towards that extreme. That’s where small moral transgressions can be
magnified to the point that they devour you entirely.
tl That’s what you said about being a Christian, that it’s an impossible burden
to bear because your responsibility seems to be crushing you. Do you agree
with Jung, and if you do, isn’t that seductive and dangerous for someone with
a depressive cast of mind?
jp The answer to both those questions is yes. My clinical observations have
shown that people make ethical mistakes. They lie to themselves, essentially.
That contributes greatly to their unnecessary suffering. Or they’ve been lied
to by other people and deceived seriously. So it doesn’t necessarily have to be
a moral transgression on your part, but it certainly can be. I do think as well
it is possible. Often when I’m counselling people who are depressed, partly
what I’m doing is lightening their moral burden. “You’re taking that too
seriously. You’re not parameterising that properly.”
tl That’s as if you’re suggesting there is a proper moral burden to bear.
jp Yes, it isn’t one that crushes you. It isn’t helpful to be crushed.
tl Isn’t it odd how people who do terrible things are often oblivious?
jp They’re sporadically crushed by them. You see that with narcissistic collapse.
Narcissists seem immune to their transgressions but now and then they
collapse and they’re at high risk of suicide. It’s very unlikely that they’ll let
the doubt in but once they let it in, then look the hell out. It’s like all the
doubts they didn’t have aggregate.
tl They can’t keep them at bay any more. That’s an extreme version of what
we’re perhaps doing all the time, which is lying to ourselves and being in
denial about the nature of reality and the nature of ourselves. That’s that writ
large in the psychopath. It’s something that’s perpetual in all of us, that we
have to fight against to speak the truth to ourselves. One thing I’ve started
doing since I’ve come across your work, when I’m writing an email or a
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message to someone, is to ask myself whether I could defend what I’m saying
to them. There’s no end to how much more truthful you can get.
jp It’s an interesting thing to discover. We don’t know the upper limit to the
force of carefully constructed words.
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confront and solve it. Confront and solve. Confront and solve. And that
works. Does that work in an ultimate sense? Well, your courageous stance in
the face of death is better than a cowardly stance in the face of death. Neither
of those might be good.
tl Well indeed, one might be absolutely terrifying. It certainly felt that way as
most of us discovered death around the age of 13. It hits you like a hurricane.
jp There’s something I wrote about in 12 Rules which I think might be right too,
which is that it’s conceivable that if you lived your life, you’d be able to let go
of it without regret. I wanted to have kids but I wouldn’t do it again. I already
did that. I think it’s easier for people to regret the things they haven’t done.
That’s the unlived life. I wrote about that in relationship to Socrates because
when Socrates was sentenced to death, he decided he would accept the
hemlock. Partly, the reason he decided he would accept it is because he
realised he’d actually lived his life and maybe the gods were offering him an
easy way out. So it’s possible that that if you exhaust yourself in your life, then
you’re done and it’s OK. But if you don’t exhaust yourself, you won’t know if
it’s true.
One of the things I learned when I was a student was Biblical lectures,
with the Abraham story in particular. It’s not like it’s a bed of roses. He goes
from a secure environment to a tyrannical catastrophe. He risks his wife and
starvation. But it doesn’t matter because the response to the call to adven-
ture, the proper response to the call to adventure is to go and have the
adventure. Not to judge the adventure as a consequence of its outcome. You
are called to exhaust yourself in the service of life. If you’re in the process of
exhausting yourself, even if you’re miserable, you can say: “I’ve done what I
can do.”
tl It’s OK. It’s lack of peace that’s terrible. Grief is all right. But to be without
peace is hell.
jp That’s right. And I think people know that. If you tell people that, they know
it.
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TEN ARGUMENTS FOR DELETING
YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS
RIGHT NOW
1. You are losing your free will
2. Quitting social media is the most
finely-targeted way to resist the insanity
of our times
3. Social media is making you into an
arsehole
4. Social media is undermining truth
5. Social media is making what you say
meaningless
6. Social media is destroying your capacity
for empathy
7. Social media is making you unhappy
8. Social media doesn’t want you to have
economic dignity
9. Social media is making politics
impossible
10. Social media hates your soul
Interview: Jaron Lanier
Tom Hodgkinson and John Harris quiz the unusual tech reformer at
an Idler event at the Marx Memorial Library in London and discuss
how Silicon Valley became the new priesthood
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though obscenely wealthy, they are not interested in money. Not only that,
but they are now promising us eternal life.
In 1517, Luther wrote a document called The 95 Theses which argued that
the practice of indulgences – or selling access to heaven to poor people for
cash sums – was wrong. The story goes that he nailed these theses to the door
of the church. Most scholars reckon that didn’t actually happen, but it’s a
nice image.
Here is a sample:
Why does not the Pope, whose wealth today is greater than the wealth of
the richest Crassus, build the basilica of St Peter with his own money
rather than with the money of poor believers?
In the same way, Jaron Lanier has nailed his Ten Arguments to the door
of Google. Well, he couldn’t possibly nail them on to the door, as it is made
of glass. Maybe he could Blu Tack them. But his aim is the same: to get the
digital priesthood off their perch and effect a revolution. Let’s just hope
the Digital Reformation turns out better than the original Reformation
which led to the banning of merry-making and fun stuff like Christmas in
the 17th century.
We were joined at the library by Guardian journalist John Harris, author
of a series of attacks on Amazon, Facebook and other Silicon Valley giants.
Jaron opened proceedings by playing a strange flute-like instrument.
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work on algorithms of when you give these changes and experiences, with
what timing and so forth, until you find a formula that will cause behaviour
change, or behaviour pattern change, in a predictable manner. The scien-
tists, by the way, sometimes had a sort of perverse or cruel bent to them, and
achieved celebrity through their arrogance and creepiness. The thing is, in
order to find yourself being manipulated in this way, you have to be in a
rather special circumstance.
th You’d have to be behind a glass screen?
jl Behind a glass screen – or in a special cult. There have been many examples
of near-universal surveillance: the Stasi achieved it in the former East
German state, the North Koreans achieve it now. But the coupling of
near-total surveillance with these behaviourist feedback techniques has
never been achieved before. This is something entirely new in the world and
distinct from any previous advertising, or policing, or statecraft. It’s impor-
tant to understand that it’s not generally dramatic. It is once in a while, when
an election is thrown, such as the Trump election. But, generally it’s very
slow-moving, a little like climate change, where someone says, “It’s just
another storm,” and there is no way to prove that any particular individual
has been changed. But the thing is, it has a cumulative effect, sort of
like compound interest. The types of effects that are easiest to bring about
are to make people cranky and paranoid and irritable, and so, very
gradually, the whole society has become more so. So, what I think is a very
reasonable thing to say is that, when you come under the influence of a
behaviourist regime, you’re losing your free will, because your actions
become predictable.
john harris I was very, very reluctant to go on Twitter. I just couldn’t under-
stand it. It made clever people sound trite at best, and stupid at worst. But
then I was told at work to go on it – it was a professional obligation, because
under your by-line they were going to run your Twitter handle. So, I did, and
I got addicted to it. Just lately I went on holiday for a week and found I’d lost
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the ability to read books. I mean, I sort of tried. There is now this mountain
of books around the so-called “tech lash”, and as you’ve said, Jaron is among
the most eloquent, and certainly the most witty. There was one I read, I
probably read 9% of it, but it was the right 9%. It was talking about Skinner’s
behaviourist psychology, and the notion of variable rewards. Now, one of
Skinner’s great insights, if you want to call it that, was that, initially, the rat
pulled the lever and got a food pellet, and that made the rat quite keen on
pulling the lever. The next experiment was to abandon the correlation
between pulling the lever and the food pellets, so they came out randomly.
And lo and behold, the rat became even more frenzied about getting the
food, because it didn’t know when it was going to get the food pellet, it just
pulled the lever like crazy. All of these addictive platforms do the same thing
– they all have this central facet of variable rewards. So, when you post on
Twitter, you might get six likes and four replies, or nine retweets, or it might
go viral and be the greatest thing that’s happened all day. I was getting
dopamine rushes, definitely. If something went viral, if I called Donald
Trump an idiot, or something similarly Oscar Wildean, it was going off the
scale, right?
th So, what we’re saying is, the medium is the message, in the sense that these
things control your behaviour. Did the inventors of this idea, and more
importantly perhaps the investors, know all this at the beginning?
jl There were many warnings in advance. We could mention EM Forster’s
short story from 1907, ‘The Machine Stops’, which approximately warns of
this. More technically, we could mention Norbert Wiener’s The Human Use
of Human Beings, written in the late 1940s. We could mention many others.
I had written a great many things in more modern idiom, starting around ’92,
warning about all this stuff, pretty precisely.
I think back to the last century and the rise of fascist parties in Europe, and
I feel it’s unlikely they would have achieved the degree of evil they did had
they not leveraged what was then the new technology of the time: cinema,
mass-access to radio and then television. The Nazis pioneered television
broadcast. The analogy isn’t perfect, but at that time, the worst people were
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able to get the most mileage out of the latest media technology, when it was
the most novel and the most potent.
th The social media companies sold themselves by doing the opposite. They
said to people: “You now have the power to broadcast.”
jl So did the Nazis. The Fascia were these distributed groups, the same as the
Soviets. You know, everybody who centralises power in the worst way, always
sells some form of power-sharing with everybody. There’s no exception to
that. That early rhetoric of: “We’re all going to share,” is one of those things
that really bothered me because it was so similar of the early rhetoric of some
of the worst movements, and it really struck me that we might be falling into
the same old traps.
th Number two: Quitting social media is the most finely-targeted way to resist
the insanity of our times.
jl One of the things that often happens is people say: “We will use Facebook to
fix Facebook. We will start a campaign. We will use Facebook and Twitter
to undo Trump. We will use Facebook and Twitter to …” whatever it is. The
problem with that is that it always fails, because the system itself is inher-
ently biased to support the worst people and the worst impulses in better
people, and make everything turn to shit. So, working within that system to
try and effect change is absolutely hopeless. You start with the Arab Spring
and you get ISIS. You start with Black Lives Matter, and you get a resurge in
Ku Klux Klan, every single time.
th We’re on number three now: Social media is making you into an arsehole.
jl Asshole.
jl Ass.
jh Arse.
jl I think the American pronunciation is more, how shall I say it? Presidential.
jh I think they’re conceptually different. I think an arsehole has a slightly more
lovable quality than an asshole.
jl I would agree with you.
jl The wonderful writer on these things, Sherry Turkle, read my manuscript,
and she said, “This book is fantastic, but it just has too much tush,” because
there’s all these, sort of, ass-related things.
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that can get reliably through when there’s no context is the most bratty,
acidic, little tweet. Anything that’s a little more subtle will be destroyed.
jh Like most people, my favourite form of humour is sarcastic, right? And bleak.
And, you just can’t do that. Even the most, blank, banal examples prove to
be impossible on Twitter. If you write, “That was really clever, what David
Cameron said,” people will reply with, “No, it’s not!” For Heaven’s sake!
Imagine John Lennon saying, “We’re bigger than Jesus,” on Twitter.
jl Well, certain wealthy celebrities get to live the future in advance. I think
John Lennon was, in a sense, living a Twitter life in an earlier time. So, yeah,
it was a precedent, and he ended up getting killed. It’s not a pretty picture. I
want to say one thing about preserving the sense of cynicism, sarcasm, irony
– these things that are lost because of the loss of context. My opponents
say, “How did you become so pessimistic?” And, this really pisses me off,
because, to me, things have gotten better in the course of history precisely
because people weren’t satisfied and made things better. The reason to be
pessimistic is the rise of complacency.
th So, number six: Social media is destroying your capacity for empathy.
jl So, there’s a back history to this, which is, I’m afraid, it was me that brought
the term “empathy” into high-tech marketing, and it was connected with my
enthusiasm for virtual reality in the 1980s. This was the notion that by having
more and more dimensions to the ways we communicate, we might start
to try and understand each other better. Interestingly, the term “empathy”
was coined by psychologists in Germany, who were trying to imagine a state
of being in which you could place yourself into non-human circumstances
in the world, where you could feel what it would be like to be a leaf or a
mountain, in other words, to become an exotic avatar.
th Number seven: Social media is making you unhappy.
jl This is empirical. You use it, you get less happy. Facebook once bragged:
“Hey, we’ve proven that we’re making masses of people unhappy without
them knowing.” That was a published scientific paper. They were trying to
prove to the people who actually pay them – their customers – that they can
influence the population. It’s their macho display. Now, what is the mecha-
nism by which they make you unhappy? The addictive cycle is associated
with anhedonia [losing interest in life], so that’s a partial explanation. A fur-
ther explanation is that the manipulations are for the sake of a third party, not
for you, and it’s very unlikely that you’ll have interests in common with that
third party, so you’re probably doing things that aren’t in your own interests,
and inevitably that will make you unhappy. Occasionally somebody will get
happier using the tools, and I absolutely acknowledge that. I think the exam-
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jl Social media doesn’t want you to have economic dignity. If you talk to the
key executives and the top scientists in the big companies, like Google and
Facebook, they say: “The reason we’re grabbing all your data, in the long
term, is not to run our so-called ‘advertising scheme’,” – which I insist on
calling a “behaviour modification empire”. What really matters is: “We’re
gathering data to run our artificial intelligences that will inherit the Earth,
there will be super beings that will be so powerful, you’ll be able to upload
your consciousness to them and experience eternal life.” This is official
Google communication from their chief engineer, Ray Kurzweil. All right,
so, this AI thing is a little screwy economically, because what it’s saying is:
“We need your data in order to turn it around as an algorithm that then
will make you obsolete.” Now, here’s the issue. If this thing could really
make the people obsolete, why does it need the people’s data? So, you’re
saying: “We need to steal from you, but then we won’t need you and you’ll
be going on the dole, you’ll be on basic income or something, because only
we get paid, we’re the ones that matter, you don’t.” It’s dishonest, it’s cruel,
it’s stupid.
The truth is that AI is very data-intensive and data doesn’t come from
angels or aliens, it comes from people. So, intrinsically, the more this model
moves along, the less economic dignity people have. And we see that in the
gradual rise of the geeky economy, which could be a better thing than it is,
but it’s been so influenced with the Silicon Valley idea that you let everybody
else take your risks for you, and you’re in the centre, benefiting. People self-
finance their YouTube movies, they self-finance their Uber careers, and you
don’t care what happens to them – you win either way, like a casino owner.
The business model of “everything’s free, but we’ll have manipulators from
the side” gradually has to make more and more stuff free, or make more and
more people’s jobs cheap. And this especially undermines the economic
dignity of other people, in order to solidify more and more power and wealth
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in Silicon Valley, to the point where these companies, that don’t really do
anything, are the biggest ones in the world and in history.
jh In the later developments of Marxism in the 20th century there are works
that take on a very prophetic ring. The Frankfurt School talk about the idea
of one’s existence being taken from you and objectively presented as a kind
of alien entity. That’s very resonant in the midst of all this, right? In Guy
Debord’s The Society of the Spectacle, there are whole swathes where he talks
about the tyranny of the gadget, and life as a social relation between people
mediated through images, which is his definition of the spectacle.
jl Marx was a brilliant critic, and the idea of alienation was, so far as I can tell,
new to the world, but he was a terrible inventor. The structures he proposed
to replace the things he so eloquently criticised were awful and have been
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repeatedly awful. After the revolution, he says, people will be able to lounge
about on beautiful sofas, beautiful lawns, and practice archery and read the
classics. There’s a complete lack of empathy for people who might have a
completely different culture. Das Kapital is a weirdly bourgeois book.
th Number nine: Social media is making politics impossible.
jl Do I have to say anything about that? Essentially, politics is driven mad
because the most cranky and ridiculous people are given the greatest
volume, and the stupidest, most unironic, “gotcha” communication is given
the greatest volume. Any consideration or serious conversation is destroyed.
People form themselves into competing packs and hate each other.
th So, we’ve come to number ten, which is the last one.
jl Oh, thank God. And Martin Luther had 85 of these fucking things.
th 95. They were a lot shorter – each one was only one or two lines.
jl According to historians, he used to write elaborate recollections of his faeces,
and was obsessed with them.
jh He was terribly constipated.
jl Yeah, and this horrible constipation – I guess he shared with Immanuel
Kant, right? I do not have a constipation issue, I’m very happy to report.
Yeah, anyway, please go ahead.
th Finally: Social media hates your soul.
jl There’s a whole metaphysics here that says: computers and people aren’t
all that different, the universe is information, the universe is a giant pro-
gramme, people and computers are just different sub-programmes, they’re
gradually building the bigger programme that will subsume everything, the
better soul. There’s this whole bizarre metaphysics and it actually has all
the trappings of traditional religion, and particularly the Catholic religion.
You can get an eternal life if you buy into the system, because you can
upload your brain. There are bizarre punishments for people who don’t
believe. Even if you think, well, I can use the tools without buying into the
pseudo-religion of the techies, the truth is you cannot, because it’s built-in.
If you try to get more hits or more followers, you have bought into their idea
of truth, that virality is truth. You’ve essentially undergone a transformation
of how you think about the world. One of Facebook’s new corporate slogans
is to make every life in the world meaningful, which, if you think about it, is
the most profoundly creepy thing a corporation could say. It’s a religious
mission. And there are many other examples of this, but the thing is, it is
turning into a religion that’s subsuming both modern atheism or agnosti-
cism, as well as traditional religions. And it’s vastly stupider than either. It’s
really a dumb religion.
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of the 1330s) gradually making the world worse, he yearns for an earlier gold-
en era, marvelling at how “superb the phrasing used to be”. He is maddened
by the “deplorable corruption” of youngsters’ truncated speech; where it was
once proper to say “raise the carriage shafts” or “trim the lamp wick”, he
hears instead the appalling youth-speak of “raise it!” or “trim it!”
These “Essays in Idleness” are just as “naturally censorious” as Johnson’s:
Kenko’s latent pessimism hones his distinctive worldview: if “your opinions
do not differ in the least from [others], you might just as well be alone”.
Solitude was of little concern; he would proudly spend “whole days before
the inkstone, with nothing better to do, jotting down at random whatever
nonsensical thoughts enter the head”. Like Johnson, Kenko too draws on the
ancients to support his cause – Chinese literature in his case – arguing that
“the pleasantest of all diversions is to sit alone under the lamp, a book spread
out before you, and to make friends with people of a distant past you have
never known”.
Kenko wittily presents thoughts that sometimes read like observational
comedy: “If I fail to say what lies on my mind it gives me a feeling of flatu-
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lence; I shall therefore give my brush free rein”. The secrecy and assumed
irrelevance he attributed to his writing afforded considerable creative
licence: “Mine is a foolish diversion, but these pages are meant to be torn up,
and no one is likely to see them”. This helped him develop a meditative
stream-of-consciousness style (in Japanese, zuihitsu – “to follow the brush”)
that engenders an honest appraisal of daily events. It was respected at the
time for being more truthful than pure fictional narrative. This calligraphic
wandering drew him towards traditional Japanese aesthetics of beauty and
sadness found in impermanence, imperfections and perishability. “The most
precious thing in life is its uncertainty.”
We learn from Kenko that idling is by no means a new phenomenon,
but inherent to any era, as evidenced from timeless truths such as “all is
unreality. Nothing is worth discussing, worth desiring”. Such views were
probably forged from his Buddhist vocation, but unlike other monks of
his day, Kenko engaged with his surrounding world as a monastic flâneur.
He embraced what we today call mindfulness, reducing commentary of
perceived events into nihilistic scepticism: “Emptiness accommodates every-
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Previous spread:
Tacita Dean working on The Montafon Letter, Los Angeles, 2017.
Photo: Fredrik Nilsen Studio. Artwork: © Courtesy the artist; Glenstone Museum, Potomac,
Maryland; Frith Street Gallery, London and Marian Goodman Gallery, New York and Paris.
Opposite, above:
Tacita Dean, Antigone, 2018.
2 synchronised 35mm anamorphic colour films, optical sound, with a running time of exactly
one hour. Film still (detail). © Courtesy the artist, Frith Street Gallery, London and Marian
Goodman Gallery, New York/Paris.
Opposite, below
Tacita Dean, Antigone, 2018.
2 synchronised 35mm anamorphic colour films, optical sound, with a running time of exactly
one hour. Film still (detail). © Courtesy the artist, Frith Street Gallery, London and Marian
Goodman Gallery, New York/Paris.
Below
Tacita Dean, Majesty, 2006.
Gouache on photograph mounted on paper, 300 ×420cm. Tate, London, 2017 © Courtesy the
artist; Frith Street Gallery, London and Marian Goodman Gallery, New York/Paris
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Edward Bawden, Brighton Pier, 1958, Linocut on paper, Trustees of the Cecil Higgins Art
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Edward Bawden, London Back Garden, 1927, Copperplate engraving. Private Collection,
Photo: Mark Heathcote, © Estate of Edward Bawden
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been fashionable for some time, with videos and so on, but this one
after a period in the doldrums, and seems perfectly weighted, consisting
is reflected in the most successful simply of fine examples of Morris’s
exhibition yet to be staged at the work placed on the walls and
Garden Museum, which is situated well-captioned. There were plenty
in a former church next to of Morris’s euphoric still-lives of
Lambeth Palace on the South flowers in vases – especially the
Bank. The subject is Cedric Morris, irises which he loved above all, and
an artist who cut his teeth in Paris bred for show – but even more
in the 1920s before returning to interesting were such formal
Suffolk and setting up an compositions placed against a
unconventional art school at his landscape backdrop, or rather
home at Benton End. Here such juxtaposed with it. The centrepiece
luminaries as Maggi Hambling and of the exhibition was an
Lucian Freud learned their trade, extraordinary 1959 work entitled
painting flowers in the garden just Heralding which consisted of
as he did, while the cook Elizabeth yellow and blue irises and purple
David, the illustrator Kathleen Hale alliums in a blue-and-white vase,
and the recently-deceased gardener set against a Suffolk landscape of
Beth Chatto were also disciples. fields and streams. The vase seems
Morris lived in an openly gay to be hovering in mid air, lending
relationship with his fiery partner the composition a transcendent
“Lett” Haines, which can only have atmosphere and confirming that
added to the feeling that Bohemia Morris should not be described
had come at last to East Anglia. merely as a provincial flower
The Garden Museum’s painter but as an artist of
exhibition space is small, and the international stature who had early
tendency thus far has been to on chosen flowers and gardens as
overstuff it with ambitious and his life’s theme.
over-designed exhibitions replete
Opposite: Floreat, 1933, Cedric Morris, Cyfarthea Castle Museum and Art Gallery
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David Collard on how the little guys are fighting back against the
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Jonnie’s picks
Then …
George Harrison, All Things Must
Pass (Apple, 1970). Underrated
Beatle’s finest hour, full of love, riffs
and eastern mysticism.
Now…
Homeboy Sandman & Edan
#Neverusetheinternetagain (Stone’s
Throw) Inspired and original hip
hop that doesn’t talk exclusively
about picking up girls in clubs or
buying stuff.
CornerShop, When I was Born For
The 7th Time (Wiiija, 1997) The
indie starlets of the 1990s and “Brim
Full Of Asha” icons’ complex,
varied and sitar-greased masterwork.
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kind of work would perhaps ever what it is they have just heard. For
normally reach? us it’s just a case of being true to the
il: I don’t know. There are disparate musical realities that exist
definitely a lot of people who are inside ourselves.
into our music coming from jb: It seems that you are some kind
disparate musical backgrounds and of folk music Indiana Jones
who wouldn’t necessarily be into character – uncovering lost songs,
folk or traditional music. But there and piecing together mysterious
are also a lot of folk heads coming ancient sounds from the annals of
to our gigs who wouldn’t normally history. Can you tell me a little bit
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behind the process of how you are of us writes the beginnings of a song
finding and reworking some of that we all like, we’ll try to come up
these traditional Irish folk songs? with a suitable arrangement and
And can you also tell me if you start to work on it, i.e. argue over it
have ever entered a cave which for months and months, until we
holds the holy grail, bumped into finally have something we are
an immortal happy to let see
knight, then “Most of the the light of day. I
watched as traditional material did have a few
Julian Glover, experiences
consumed by comes from songs we similar to the one
avarice, slowly have heard from you describe, most
melts into a other singers in real of which involve
skeletal version me entering a
of Christopher life, which is veritable cave of
Lloyd from Back arguably the only lost treasure, i.e.
to the Future? way to truly ‘hear’ a small bar in
il: Indiana Jones. Donegal, before
Yeah, I like that! a song – sitting face my own face melts
If only those to face with the off after a weekend
pervy Nazi person singing it” of 24-hour
doctor types non-stop singing,
would stop trying to scupper my Guinness and whisky.
good work … I have spent a good jb: The atmosphere on Between The
many hours in various archives Earth and Sky is pretty magnificent.
poring over old manuscripts, Tell me about the process of
forgotten songbooks and scratchy recording and constructing
old recordings in search for the the album.
Holy Grail, but on our latest album il: Creating an effective
most of the traditional material atmosphere within which the songs
comes from songs we have head can live is a big part of what we do
from other singers in real life, musically and I am pretty happy
which is arguably the only way to with the job that we did on Between
truly “hear” a song – sitting face to The Earth and Sky. We recorded
face with the person singing it. about 16 songs in a great analogue
Nothing in my opinion can really studio (Analogue Catalogue), in
replicate this. With regards to Co Down in Northern Ireland.
arrangements, after we figure out a These were then mixed over the
song that we all want to do, or one course of six months down in
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with some drone tracks being I was growing up and I’m sure their
played into one end of an old sound has seeped into a good bit of
church and then recorded back what we do. I particularly love the
down at the other end of the singing of Luke Kelly, but sadly it
church. This was a technique seemed that he moved away from
worked to ridiculous levels on the singing of the bigger ballads as
tracks like “Déanta”, which had he was wont to do in his younger
about ten tracks of just uilleann days (check out the recording of
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him singing “The Brown and the think their amicable and easy-going
Yellow Ale” unaccompanied on nature would be a credit to the both
Youtube for example) to singing of them and a boon to their
the more maybe populist songs that continuing relationship. I also
The Dubliners would be better happen to know that Cormac loves
known for. a good slow air played on the banjo.
I think bands like The Dubliners jb: What’s next for Lankum?
may have been banned from some il: We are currently working on
of our members’ family households, material for a new album, which
but I definitely have a big soft should be recorded by the end of
spot for them. As for the least the year. I personally love writing
traumatising coupling, I would new songs and getting new stuff
definitely have to say Cormac and together a lot more than playing
Barney McKenna, not least because gigs and touring, so I’m really
the first thing that popped into my enjoying it. We’re also working on
mind was an old faded photograph branching out and playing gigs
of the two of them proudly holding further afield than what we have
a little baby and beaming from their done so far, so it’s definitely an
twinkly eyes. Two true musicians, I exciting time to be us.
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belong to any period – I have underfloor heating in the kitchen),
reinvented and reinterpreted the lighting, baths etc, along with a hot
past to suit the bones of the house. water shower outside. So it’s totally
Some might say it’s modern rustic functional as a modern home.
– but then that’s a little trite. We’ve had some funny comments,
Rawness and honesty with the yes: one visitor, after viewing every
interior reflects the humble floor (of which there are four),
character of the house. asked “When is the restoration
going to start?” Another instructed
It is fairly austere – what sort of her friend with: “It’s been ‘done-up’
comments have you had? but not ‘done-up’”. Generally
People tend to love it and say they people are bowled over by it all and
want to move in, but then suggest are silenced as soon as they step
they’d like a few more comforts, through the small door – the
such as a TV. However, it has ambience, the atmosphere and the
everything from heating (and unworldliness of it all is quite
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overpowering, for it’s like stepping What are your tips for anyone who
into a Grimm’s fairy tale. They love would like to recreate “the look”
all the attention to detail, and many so to speak?
make repeat visits when the house Patience and determination is
is open to the public, as it is on required, and having a singular
certain days in the year. It’s an vision. Attention to detail is all, as is
escape from everything they’ve seen following a limited colour palette,
and know, for it doesn’t follow the and then paying close attention to
conventions of a restored interior, textures. And don’t be tempted to
and neither does it follow the add clutter – where there are good
current trends found in many bones, keep them showing, nothing
interiors. It’s a completely cathartic else is needed. Above all, keep it
breath of fresh air and “magical”, simple and follow what your home
many say. tells you.
Alastair opens the house to the public
from time to time. Details are on the
website, aghendy.com
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Astronomy
Autumn almanac
Robert Katz looks out for a celestial equestrian traveller who heralds the
seasonal changes in the sky
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from almost anywhere if you know Andromeda is 2.5 million light years
where to look, but against a dark sky away and hurtling towards us at
it is obviously not a star, it’s a 110km per second. In cosmic terms,
condensation of light. it’s really quite close. Even so, it
won’t collide with our Milky Way
The Andromeda galaxy is the only galaxy for another four billion years.
galaxy you can see with your naked So that’s all right.
eye from the northern hemisphere. Following Pegasus and
We can see our own galaxy, the Andromeda to the east, and
Milky Way, of course, but we’re in reaching a very satisfactory height
it, or more accurately out on one of above the horizon as the night
its spiral arms. The one in wears on, is the planet Uranus.
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I look out for it and its more distant side, with his poles horizontal.
neighbour Neptune, every autumn German born musician-
and winter because it moves so astronomer William Herschel
slowly that it’s never far away from “discovered” him in 1871 using an
the place it was the year before. It’s incredibly fine telescope he had
worth trying to find it with a pair of made himself (although the planet
binoculars or small telescope, for had almost certainly been spotted
no other reason than its obscurity as since antiquity but mistaken for a
a planet: just so you can say you’ve star) and for many years the English
seen it. called Uranus Georgium Sidus,
But how do you pronounce George’s Star, in a thoroughly
Uranus? Οὐρανός (Oúranós) is the Brexity way, in honour of our
Greek name for the father of Saturn barking mad king. The French
and, unusually for a planet, we use couldn’t stand that of course and
the Roman borrowing of the Greek doggedly called the green gas giant
name rather than the Roman name Herschel until the celebrated
itself: Caelus. The Romans German astronomer Johann Elert
pronounced Uranus Oo-rá-noos Bode solved the Anglo-French spat
very much like the Greek word but and came up with Uranus, which
with the accent on the penult. maybe he really did intend to be
Nearly everyone else, including pronounced your anus.
those who should know better – to
avoid speaking of an arse part – has O tempora, o mores.
gone for Yóu-ra-nus, which is
barbaric. I’d settle for You-rá-noos,
but only just.
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Uranus through a telescope, Robert Katz
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In the swim: lounging at
the Seebad Utoquai on the
banks of Lake Zürich
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Travel
Banker heaven
Tom Hodgkinson visits the Swiss financial centre Zürich, where the living is
easy but the ale is very expensive
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Promenading: the wooden decks are satisfyingly Edwardian, even if the fashions aren’t
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THE
QUINTESSENCE of
FAMILY LIFE
ESSE’s beautifully handcrafted cast iron range cookers are more
than just appliances, to us they become part of the family.
With impressive fuel efficiency and ease of control, home cooking
can become the quintessence of family life.
The It drink
Geraldine Coates offers a masterclass on mixing the perfect Negroni
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Recipe
T he “Chartreuse” of partridge
has artful origins. A Lenten diet
of cabbage soup, the odd turnip and
in among the cabbage as it cooked
and very possibly bury it under the
cabbage on the plate.
shard of salt cod must have been The story has some charm and
trying for even the most devout a degree of plausibility, even if it
monk, especially for those raises a few questions, such as, how
Carthusians who found were the partridges caught, and by
themselves with a glut of whom? Again, who were they
partridges that had hiding the birds from – an
survived the winter. exceedingly gullible abbot or an
It was more than all-seeing God? Idlers, who like
tempting – or so monks, contemplate existence and
the story goes indulge in crafts such as cider-
– to pop a making and bee-keeping, perhaps
partridge need hide nothing from anybody
but I think they would appreciate
the playful nature of this recipe
and its unhurried preparation.
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Preheat the oven to 230ºc/210º and there are no gaps. Leave a good
fan/Gas mark 8. Roast the seasoned overlap all the way around the sides
and well-buttered partridges in a of the dish and reserve one big leaf
roasting tray in a hot oven for for the final assembly.
eight-to-ten minutes. Leave to rest Remove the stalks from the
for 15 minutes. Turn down the heat braised cabbage hearts and separate
to 200ºc/180º fan/Gas mark 6. the leaves a little. Place half across
Carefully remove the dark green the base. Place the partridges on
leaves from the cabbages, top. Slice the bacon thickly and
discarding any wilted or torn ones. place over the birds. Cover with the
Wash them well and then blanch remainder of the cabbage and tamp
them in plenty of boiling salted down the whole assembly very well.
water for two-to-three minutes. Place the reserved leaf on top and
Drain these leaves and then drop then bring up the overhanging
them in a basin of very cold water. leaves so that the whole dish is
Drain them again and then dry well enclosed.
them on some paper towels. Turn up the oven to 220ºc/
Colour the bacon in the roasting 200º fan/Gas mark 7.
tray. Cut the cabbage hearts into Cook the Chartreuse
quarters and when the bacon has for a further 30
browned nicely, add them to the minutes: it should
bacon. Colour the cabbage well be very hot in the middle.
and then add the carrots and Turn the Chartreuse out on
enough water to cover the carrots to a large plate and take to the
but for the cabbages to be half table with some gravy and some
exposed. Place the tray back in the plain boiled potatoes.
slightly cooler oven and let braise
for one hour. A Long and Messy Business
Take a deep, round, straight-sided (Unbound) by Rowley Leigh, a
oven-proof dish and grease the collection of the great chef’s recipes
inside of the dish with butter. from his Financial Times column,
is out now.
Take the green outer leaves of the
cabbage, trimming the stalks as
much as possible while keeping
the leaves perfectly intact. Lay the
biggest and best leaf, outer side
down, on the bottom of the dish.
Line the dish with the rest of the
leaves, making sure they all overlap
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Gardening
O ne of my favourite
Permaculture principles states
that “the Problem is the Solution”.
petrol-powered lawnmowers
produce 11 times as much pollution
as a new car, are net contributors to
In other words, it is often how we atmospheric carbon and make a
look at a situation that determines bloody awful noise. So even with
whether or not we can turn it to our modest use they aren’t really a good
advantage. Sometimes a simple advert for the environmentally-
change of perspective can help us friendly philosophies we want the
to see that what appears be a community garden to promote.
challenge can in fact be a gift once Bearing this in mind, we decided
we employ a little lateral thinking. to see our break-in as an
A few weeks ago the tool shed at opportunity to go low-tech and old
the community wildlife garden school with our grass management
where I work part-time as Volunteer methods by looking into scything.
Coordinator was broken into, and We invited our good friend and
our petrol lawnmower stolen. As local community orchard manager
might be expected, our initial Ron to come down to the garden
reactions were about how we would and give us a tutorial in the use of
[Illustration by Graham Burnett]
find the money to replace it, and, his Austrian scythe – and what a
more to the point, would we be revelation. This wonderful tool has
able to securely store it to prevent it been hand manufactured at a small
simply being pinched again? factory in Rossleithen, Austria for
Basically, we couldn’t do either over 500 years, and consists of a
without simply wasting our time high-quality, forged-steel blade
and efforts. A complete strategic attached to a curved wooden
rethink was in order. Hour-for-hour, “snath” or shaft, with handles
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adjustable to the user’s height and afford a course (have a look at those
build. Set up properly, this is a real by Canadian scyther Peter Vido),
joy to use, much more pleasurable but as with any craft, improvement
than the smoke-generating, clunky comes with practice and lifetimes
old mower ever was. can be spent achieving perfection.
There is, of course, an art to both Although the scythe is a
wielding and maintaining a scythe. centuries-old technology, the art of
Correct usage is more about scything has been all but lost in the
allowing the blade to glide in an arc British Isles. Simon Fairlie, editor
across the surface of the ground of The Land Magazine and the
with a gentle Tai Chi-like upper- leading importer of Austrian
body swing motion, rather than Scythes into this country is
hacking at the grass and simply dedicated to reviving their use,
exhausting yourself and your subscribing to Ivan Illich’s aim of
enthusiasm. Scything is to do with retooling society with convivial
elegant efficiency rather than tools that “allow men to achieve
mechanical force, and choosing the purposes with energy fully under
right blade for the job. their own control”.
These range from the basic Our first lesson with Ron back in
Austrian Grass Blade, for cutting June taught us that using a scythe to
lawn grass and light weeds through cut the very overgrown meadow
to a Ditch Blade, more suited to area at the community wildlife
tough grass and the coarse weeds garden is a lot more labour-
like the dock, thistle and nettles intensive and slower than the petrol
that we often find ourselves dealing mower that was stolen; on the other
with. Whatever your choice of hand, in terms of control, it’s much
blade, the secret of good scything is more wildlife-friendly. Hundreds of
to keep it honed every few minutes tiny, thumbnail-sized frogs and
with a sharpening whetstone when toads were jumping out of the grass
in use, as well as occasional as we were cutting it, and we also
“peening”, which involves reforging observed a good number of slow
the cold steel blade by beating it worms. The slower pace of scything
with a special hammer and small work gives them a chance to escape
anvil after around ten or so hours of and seek shelter while the
use to bring it back to a good point. unforgiving blades of the petrol
The basic techniques of scything mower would have slaughtered
can be learned fairly quickly and them by the score and we wouldn’t
there are plenty of instructional even have been aware of what we
videos on Youtube if you can’t had done.
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We’ll be making our next cut to For more information about the art
the meadow in September as part of of scything see The Scythe Book by
our strategy of reducing fertility to David Tresemer and The Scything
encourage the growth of more Handbook by Ian Miller. To find
wildflowers as well as developing out about a course near you in the
and improving our skills. We’ve still UK, check out the Scythe
got a lot to learn but scythes are Association’s website:
definitely the way forward. scytheassociation.org/courses
Austrian scythes can be obtained
Graham Burnett is a permaculture
via Simon Fairley thescytheshop. activist and teacher, and the author of
co.uk or via Permaculture Permaculture A Beginners Guide and
Magazine shop.permaculture.co. The Vegan Book of Permaculture. For
uk/basic-scythe-set.html. Simon more information on courses and
also offers scything training courses. publications see spiralseed.co.uk
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Snooker
Table dancing
Alex Johnson learns how your stance at the snooker table can affect
the way you play – and suggests some refinements to the rules
W hy am I not better at
snooker? I keep my head
fairly still while playing shots,
because they’re so ludicrously
unlikely with a 2% success rate.
No, potting is not the problem.
cultivate a decent stance (though Position is the problem.
perhaps a little more Len Ganley This year, members of the
than Mark Williams), and never Wednesday Night Snooker Club on
drink more than two pints of their annual jaunt to Sheffield
London Pride in a session. Maybe watched Ding Junhui destroy
some of that hilariously expensive Anthony McGill in the first session
new chalk would help. Or better of their match in the world snooker
still, a massive change in the rules. championships. The score of 8–0
It is not as if the rules were set in doesn’t do justice to the size of the
stone. The “foul and a miss” ruling annihilation – by the end of the
is relatively recent as is the “shoot morning, McGill had scratched his
out” version. The World way up to 68 points, while Ding
Professional Snooker and Billiards had amassed 806. A major reason
Association even allows for a was that his positional play was
simplified game – only six reds – inch-perfect, moving the white
in its official rule book. around the table faultlessly in a
Most half-decent snooker players way that, frankly, I cannot.
can pot anything. Not as My positional play isn’t bad, but
consistently as the professionals, it’s certainly not flawless and there’s
obviously, but there’s no shot that nothing more annoying than
Kyren Wilson can pull off that I playing an almost ideal shot round
couldn’t also make. In fact, I pot a couple of cushions and the full
some that the Warrior from length of the table to then find
Kettering wouldn’t even attempt yourself snookered by 2mm. To fall
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Escape
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possible and getting it all safely into consumer you’d have wasted your
the outbox. time and money. You could have
Worship of The Hot New Thing been enjoying the very best of 2009
would have the world in a state of instead and, five years later,
perpetual dissatisfaction. Even as watching Nightcrawler and
it’s happening, what professed to be Birdman for 50p from a Glasgow
The Hot New Thing is congealing Cancer Research shop, bypassing
and The All-New Hot New Thing Maleficent, whatever that might
is on its way. In the cinema, they have been, entirely.
show trailers for movies due for And that’s just the five-year filter.
release in a month’s time or “next I recently saw Network (1976) and
summer” or “in the autumn,” and Some Like it Hot (1962) for the first
you think “Jesus, I’ve only just sat time. I read Patrick Hamilton’s
down to watch this one.” The film Hangover Square (1941) – as
industry wants you excited for recommended by John Newlands
dinner before you’ve even had in the Idler letter pages – and
your breakfast. Orwell’s Keep the Aspidistra Flying
The cultural filter that comes (1936). These were joyful and surely
when you escape The Hot New among the finer fruits of the 20th
Thing is remarkable. When you century, and yet cost not a penny
live perpetually five years behind thanks to the public library and a
everyone else, only the finest things little patience. Good things remain
reach you because history has fresh almost forever or are, better
already had its way. This week I yet, timeless. A Beano from five
watched two good movies – years ago (10p on eBay or free in a
Birdman and Nightcrawler – dentist’s waiting room) is basically
because their reputation as films the same thing as this week’s Beano
worth watching has remained intact (£2.75). Good things come (there’s
for five years, not through my auntie again) to those who wait.
marketing but through evolution. Older books or films or records
The most popular films of the same are too often seen as landfill or
year were called Transformers: Age yesterday’s news. Worse still,
of Extinction, The Hobbit: The anything with a whiff of “classic”
Battle of the Five Armies, and about it might be consumed as
Maleficent. Who cares about any of some sort of wholesome moral
that lot now? And yet at the time, roughage – that terrible feeling of
they were The Hot New Thing. If “I really should have read Of Mice
you’d gone to see Maleficent on its and Men by now.” Something old
opening weekend like a good little and whose reputation has survived
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Harry Mount, the Editor of The Oldie, says...
The Oldie is the perfect escape from the modern world – every piece is
interesting or funny: the only criteria laid down by its founding father,
Richard Ingrams, and his successor the late Alexander Chancellor.
Turn on, tune in and drop out with our regulars: Giles Wood, Gyles
Brandreth, Matthew Norman, Anne Robinson and Raymond Briggs
Closing date: 1st December 2018
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Sheds
Sheddy boys
Alex Johnson hears from an expert in the art of making a shed a home
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A birthday present: outside Sonia Walker's “Mini Manor”
[Photo: Cuprinol/Shed of the Year]
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Your shed could look like this: inside the “Mini Manor”
[Photo: Cuprinol/Shed of the Year]
wood burner. Sally got a small 3kW work better or wall mounted
wood burner for her shed and says directional lights? If you want to
it’s super efficient. relax in the shed, think about the
In terms of lighting, Sally uses a accent lighting, the table lamps,
desk lamp and a standard lamp in the sparkly lights, the outdoor string
her shed because she wanted lights. Lighting often works best if
relaxed, low-level light, and then you can vary the heights of the light
bought some outdoor festoon lights source – mix up low, table-height
for the summer evenings. The light lighting (i.e. table lamps), with
from the wood burner also provides wall lighting and then some kind
a pleasant feel. of overhead or task lighting.”
“A great shed can be ruined with A final word of advice.
poor lighting,” she quite rightly “Make sure you’ve got enough
says. “It’s worth spending a bit of plug sockets.”
time making a lighting plan and Alex Johnson runs Shedworking
working out which kinds of (shedworking.co.uk) and is a former
illumination you need. Do you judge of Shed of the Year. He is the
need task lighting for desk work or a author of A Book of Book Lists,
workbench? Would overhead spots published by The British Library.
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Eating out
Freshly laundered
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Coin Laundry interior
The name London Spa was used The milks and creams are from
until 2002, when it was turned into the Estate Dairy, cheeses by The
a Caribbean restaurant. A few years Cheese Merchant, oils and olives
later it became Coin Laundry. The from Greg & Paulina on Broadway
owners have kept a wall of gorgeous Market and eggs are laid by free
turquoise and amber tiles and range chickens at Rodley Court
followed their colour scheme Farm in Gloucestershire. The
through. Retro vinyl chairs and 19th menu specialises in light roasts,
century tables give it cool and its which we’ll be trying at our Idler
huge pub windows look out at Spa Dinners and the good news for
Fields and trendy Exmouth Market. editor Tom is that they have their
Coin Laundry use local suppliers own lager and home brewed beers.
for meat, fish and veg. Nothing The good news for me is that they
needs to be complicated if have a great selection of classic and
ingredients are as good as this. more off beat wines.
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Beer
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The Cowboy Rex Attitude
After sour, the next challenge is If this is all a bit to easy
smoked beers. I’ve seen 40-a for you, then try Rex
day-unfiltered Gitane-smokers look Attitude by antipodean
aghast when they’ve tried a sensations the Yeastie
Rauchbier by Bamberg’s Boys. This is possibly the
Schlenkerla brewpub. Just how world’s first heavily-
smoky is it? Let’s just say that last peated single malt ale
time I tried, one my wife was and it is definitely very
convinced I’d taken up smoking. smoky. Drinking this
At the tender age of 42. beer has been described
Historically, the smoke comes as “like tonguing your
from the way in which the malts are grandad”. We had a
dried over an open flame. Prior to bottle at BeerBods HQ,
the introduction of kiln drying shared it out amongst us and no
malts in the 18th century, all our one could finish what little of it
beers would have probably tasted a they had. You have been warned.
bit smoky. I see your Shoreditch
hipster trend for smoked beers Cloudwater Ardbeg BA
and tell you that there is nothing Imperial Stout
new here. And what about that
So how do you prepare yourself Cloudwater Ardbeg BA
for this acquired taste? Well, you Imperial Stout? How
can start with something that did that turn out? I am
combines the sort of nuances of a pleased to report that it
smoked beer with, say, the was gorgeous. Despite
refreshing elements of a good lager. my trepidation, the
Step forward The Cowboy by Evil strength of the beer was
Twin Brewing. Because the founder enough to handle the
of Evil Twin, Jeppe Jarnit-Bjergso, peaty notes from the
doesn’t actually have a brewery, this whisky barrels. I shared it with close
smoked pilsner is brewed by Two friends, quite early one evening as
Roads Brewing in Connecticut. I ending with an 11% beer is rarely a
don’t know what beer a cowboy good idea. Would I drink it again?
would drink but I am guessing that Yes, in fact I was left wondering
the Marlboro Man would like this. what I was worried about.
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Ukulele
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[Photo: Hazel Thompson]
Idler questionnaire
Amma Asante
BAFTA-award winning Amma Asante is a former actress who turned her
hand to directing and screenwriting with A Way of Life (2004), Belle (2013)
A United Kingdom (2016) and her latest, Where Hands Touch
Tell us about your new film. What are your three greatest
It’s set in 1944, and is based on pleasures?
the history of the biracial children who A popular brown fizzy drink,
were born between the two world wars sleep, and spending time with
in Germany. It explores the struggle for my husband.
identity in a world gone mad.
Do you believe in the nap?
What are you reading? Indeed, I do!
A book that I’ve been asked to adapt
What did you dream about
into a screenplay.
last night?
What was your worst ever job? That I was laying upside down on
Telephone market research in a staircase and couldn’t work out
Wimbledon, South London, when I how to turn myself around so I could
was 17.
stand up.
How many hours do you work each What would the current you say
day? to the teenage you?
Twenty-five. Just joking, just feels like You’ve got more to offer than
it. Probably around 14 hours a day.
you know.
Town mouse or country mouse? How important is idleness in
Town, for sure.
your life?
Very. Doing nothing is my fourth
Does love bring happiness or
greatest pleasure in life. It allows my
unhappiness?
brain to recuperate and prepare for the
Depends whether you love yourself
next creative outpouring.
or not.
Digital or analogue? Where Hands Touch is scheduled for
Digital. release later this year
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