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Deadpool 2 Subtitles
Deadpool 2 Subtitles
(LIGHTER CLICKS)
(SNIFFING)
(BOTTLES CLATTERING)
<i>What a dick.</i>
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DEADPOOL:
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<i>unspeakable monsters.</i>
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Except me.</i>
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DEADPOOL:
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(SPEAKING CANTONESE)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(GUNS COCKING)
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I am so sorry.
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(GUNS FIRING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GASPS)
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(SHUSHING)
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(MEN LAUGHING)
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Don't worry.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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I'm merely
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(MEN GROANING)
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(MEN CHEERING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Too exotic?
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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I don't bargain.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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Fuck.
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I like it.
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<i>True story.</i>
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- (ALARM RINGING)
- (GUNSHOT)
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<i>Ugh. So gross.</i>
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- (WATCH BEEPING)
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It's my anniversary.
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(GUNS COCKING)
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(LAUGHS)
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DEADPOOL:
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Dopinder!
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(SCREAMS)
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Shoot him!
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- Whoo!
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00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,733
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DOPINDER:
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At least domestically.
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- Pockets?
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- (HORN HONKS)
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- Dopinder...
- Hmm?
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as soon as possible.
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We're here.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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(GROANS)
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Me neither.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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at the office.
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In the sky.
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DEADPOOL:
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Kristen? Kirsten?
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- Uh-uh.
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You're right.
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- No.
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Try again.
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Diarrhea?
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Traffic?
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Hmm?
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(VANESSA MOANS)
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Skee-Ball token.
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Yup.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Open yours.
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Oh...
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My IUD.
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A bomb?
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Oh, my God!
(BOX CLATTERS)
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- (VANESSA LAUGHS)
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Or a little girl!
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Yes, I do.
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Let's do that.
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(SINGING) <i>Papa...</i>
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May.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So weird.
(LAUGHS)
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Besides...
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(TIMER TICKING)
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Uh, Earl!
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No.
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Get down.
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What?
(GUN FIRES)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(GUN FIRING)
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Baby? Baby?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I'm okay.
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- (BOTH PANTING)
- (GASPS)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(MOUTHING) Please.
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Please. Please.
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No!
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(DINGS)
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(PANTING)
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(HORN BLARING)
(GRUNTS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(ENGINE STALLING)
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(YELLS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(HORN BLARES)
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(WOMAN SINGING)
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(SINGING)
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from <i>Frozen...</i>
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from <i>Yentl</i>?
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(SNIFFLES)
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(SINGING)
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00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,647
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I love <i>Frozen.</i>
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I loved her.
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An ocean is water.
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We do.
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I'm sorry.
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- Is he pissing?
- I'm on it!
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I get it.
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Go home, Wade.
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I'm fine.
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According to the...
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- Kübler-Ross.
- Yeah.
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(LAUGHING)
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- JACK: <i>Huh?</i>
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JACK: <i>Match?</i>
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This is a stick-up.</i>
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- JACK: <i>What?</i>
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(SNIFFS)
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Motherfuck!
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Fuck!
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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The wall?
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The refrigerator?
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Knowing you.
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It was my fault.
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She's gone.
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Thank you...
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Wade?
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- Wade?
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(COUGHS)
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DEADPOOL:
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Whoa!
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Fucking A, sweetie.
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(KIDS SCREAMING)
(ANIMAL GROWLING)
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Trademark Fox.
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(OVERLAPPING VOICES)
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VANESSA:
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(VOICES ECHOING)
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(GASPS)
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WADE: Ness?
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Ness?
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Ness.
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(STAMMERS)
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(TIMER DINGS)
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You're broken.
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DEADPOOL:
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COLOSSUS:
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We must talk.
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(GROANS)
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Such a glare.
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Wade, Yukio.
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Yukio, Wade.
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Bye, Wade!
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No killing...
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Rule two:
Wade?
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Wade?
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- Wade!
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(OBJECTS SHATTERING)
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Enough!
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(DOORS CLOSE)
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First off...
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(STRAINING) Wait.
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(GRUNTS)
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It was me.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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COLOSSUS: Wade...
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Vanessa is gone.
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About my heart?
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(EXHALES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(SCREAMING)
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Toilet paper.
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Does it really
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Do you go to a bathroom
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Right?
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But, then...
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The fuck?
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Year.
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What?
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(SIRENS APPROACHING)
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Masking tape.
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Velcro.
Color-coded, efficient,
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environmentally friendly.
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Don't be mean.
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Look at me.
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A lot.
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I like me.
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- I never apologized.
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Sorry, X-Person.
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It's fine.
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Bye, Wade!
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- (MOUTHING) Fuck.
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HEADMASTER:
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and treatment.
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Your abilities...
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(CRYING)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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COLOSSUS: <i>Wade.</i>
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Wade!
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Come in!
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We have mission.
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- I'm not.
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I can do thirty.
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- Now.
- I can do now.
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Final offer.
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REPORTER:
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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DEADPOOL: Scatter!
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REPORTER:
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So, respect.
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At ease, Officer.
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My job!
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OFFICER: Hey!
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Not in prison.
I assure you...
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- Daniel.
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I'm so nervous!
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(LAUGHS)
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Hi, there!
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(RUSSELL GRUNTS)
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- Firefist.
- Firefist.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
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Look, Fire...
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm so sorry!
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oh, shit!
That fucking does it!
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- Do not escalate!
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COLOSSUS:
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Fuck! Fine!
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- Trainee!
- Shut it!
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Alone.
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(GRUNTS)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Or don't. I didn't.
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(THUDS)
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Trainee.
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Fuck it!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)
- (GASPS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GROANS)
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Trainee!
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DEADPOOL: Trainee!
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(DEVICE WHIRRS)
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Power-dampening collar.
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Who?
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Both of 'em?
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I'm sorry?
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(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
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A few moments...
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(GROANS)
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No!
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- Colossus, no!
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PRISONERS SHOUTING)
(WHISTLING)
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(GATE BUZZING)
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(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTS)
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Hey, baby!
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Yeah!
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(MOUTHS) Hi.
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on my Airbnb reservation.
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- (TASER CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
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(CONTINUES GROANING)
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(VOMITING)
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RUSSELL:
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Fuck!
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I wanted to be a superhero.
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a plus-sized superhero?
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Never.
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Fuck superheroes.
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My whole life.
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(RUMBLING)
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(WADE COUGHS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Look.
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(COUGHS)
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Vanessa awaits.
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Good listening.
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(RUSSELL EXHALES)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
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REPORTER:
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(COUGHS)
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Psst!
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(COUGHS)
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Oh, my God.
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(MAN WHISTLING)
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(WADE COUGHS)
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- Oh.
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00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,938
Have we met?
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Cultural appropriation?
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You're supposed to be
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(GROANS)
(INMATES EXCLAIM)
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(GROANS)
(INMATES EXCLAIM)
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No, I didn't!
He's my friend!
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(INMATES CHEERING)
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- (INMATES SHOUTING)
- (COUGHS)
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(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(COUGHING)
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(WADE COUGHS)
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(GUARDS GROANING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(ALARM BLARING)
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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(GUARDS GROANING)
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<i>System malfunctioning.</i>
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Get in there!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
<i>Cells 1, 3, 7, 8.</i>
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(BEEPING)
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<i>Cell 04 located.</i>
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(PRISONER GROANS)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:25,812
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Hello, Russell.
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(COCKS GUN)
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(GROANS)
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(WADE GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
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(GROANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GUARDS GROANING)
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(GROANING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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I don't bargain.
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(GROANS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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I'm Batman.
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(GASPS)
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Ooh!
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(GRUNTS)
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Talk!
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Oh!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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- (SHOUTING)
- (CHOKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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You're so dark!
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I love dubstep!
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- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,321
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(GROANING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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GUARD:
(GROANING)
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WADE: <i>Rock...</i>
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<i>meet bottom.</i>
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VANESSA:
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Ness?
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Hey, Ness!
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Please! Please.
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Jesus.
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(SIGHS)
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(TIMER TICKING)
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01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,379
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Is it the kid?
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The kid!
(TIMER DINGS)
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(GASPING)
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(WHEEZING)
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I need to be selfless.
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Jesus Christ.
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Okay, look.
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DOPINDER:
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- Courage.
- That's adorable.
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Yes, sir.
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(EXHALES)
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(CHILD SINGING)
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- (GRUNTS)
- (PRISONERS CLAMORING)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Hello?
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(RHYTHMIC BANGING)
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We're a team.
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01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:46,766
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DEADPOOL: Yeah.
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I like that.
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Meet Bedlam.
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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pain.
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I'm Zeitgeist.
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(STAMMERS) No.
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(SNIFFS)
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- Oh.
- Do you want me
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- DEADPOOL: No!
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But...
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Vanisher!
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(LAUGHS)
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01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,152
- Nice!
- Right?
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- "Rusty" is terrible.
- Toughie.
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- Bad name.
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- WEASEL: Meet...
- Domino.
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- I'm lucky.
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- Yeah, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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- Yeah, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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- Yeah, it is.
- Really isn't.
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- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.
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Told you.
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1234
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01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:41,547
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Everything usually
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Lucky me.
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Peter.
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PETER: No.
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01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,615
No superpowers at all?
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Ow! Oh!
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Right?
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Yeah.
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01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:19,835
You're in.
1257
- Yeah.
- Fuck!
1258
1259
1260
GUARD:
1261
1262
CABLE:
1264
1265
Okay.
1266
1267
1268
1269
1271
1272
A bee sting.
1273
Oh, yeah.
1274
1275
1276
1278
1279
1280
1281
Together.
1282
1283
1284
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,175
1285
1286
1287
1288
1289
1290
1291
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:05,817
1292
Don't look.
1293
1294
1295
1296
1297
1298
01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,075
1299
DEADPOOL:
1300
1301
1302
1303
1304
1305
1306
1307
1308
1309
WEASEL:
1310
(WIND HOWLING)
1312
1313
1314
1315
1316
1317
As a former X-Man...
1318
- Trainee.
1319
1320
1321
X-Men! Men!
1322
1323
Gender neutral.
1324
X-Force.
1326
1327
1328
1329
1330
1331
1333
ALL: Yeah!
1334
(ALL WHOOPING)
1335
1336
1337
1338
1340
1341
Ah, shit.
1342
(SNIFFLES)
1343
1344
1345
- Gary.
- My name's Peter.
1347
1348
1349
- I think he did.
1350
1351
1352
1353
1354
1355
1356
1357
1358
1359
1360
(ALARM BLARING)
("THUNDERSTRUCK" PLAYING)
1361
1362
(MAN SINGING)
1363
1364
Whoo!
1365
Oh, yeah!
1366
On my command!
1367
1368
Whoa!
1369
1370
(GROANS)
1371
1372
1373
1374
Oh, yeah!
1375
(BEDLAM GRUNTS)
(ALL GASP)
1376
(GASPING DRAMATICALLY)
1377
1378
Shatterstar.
1379
Left!
1380
1381
1382
(GASPS)
1383
1384
1385
Vanisher.
1386
(GRUNTING)
1388
Oh! Really?
1389
1390
Sugarbear.
1391
1392
1393
1395
1396
X-Force!
1397
X-Force.
1398
(SCREAMING)
1399
1400
- (GASPS)
- Oh!
1401
(EXHALES)
1402
Peter.
1403
1404
1405
1406
Look at me.
1407
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,331
- We're X-Force.
1408
Oh, my God!
1409
- (SCREAMS)
1410
(WHIRRING)
1411
1412
(EXHALES)
1413
1415
1416
1417
1418
1419
1420
DOMINO: <i>Peter!</i>
1421
1422
1423
1424
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
1425
DOMINO:
1426
1427
01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:03,458
1428
1429
1430
1431
1432
1433
1434
1435
1436
DOMINO: <i>Whatever.</i>
1437
1438
DEADPOOL:
1439
We are so fucked!</i>
1440
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1442
DEADPOOL:
1443
1444
1445
<i>And certainly
1446
1447
01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:01,182
1448
1449
1450
1451
1452
1453
- I'm in.
1454
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,880
1455
<i>I'm in.</i>
1456
1457
Oh, shit.
1458
1459
DEADPOOL: <i>Okay.</i>
1460
1461
1462
1463
1464
(GRUNTS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1465
1466
DOMINO:
1467
1468
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,088
1469
1470
1471
1472
DEADPOOL:
1473
1474
1475
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:22,972
1476
Shit!
1477
(PRISONER SCREAMING)
1478
(GRUNTS)
1479
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
1480
DEADPOOL:
1481
1482
01:17:57,256 --> 01:17:58,257
<i>Showtime, mama!</i>
1483
1484
(GUN CLICKS)
1485
(GROANS)
1486
(HORNS HONKING)
1487
(DOMINO GRUNTING)
1488
1489
01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:41,680
1490
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1491
1492
1493
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1494
(GUNSHOT)
1495
1496
- X-Force.
1497
1498
("BANGARANG" PLAYING)
1499
Whoo!
1500
(LAUGHING)
1501
1502
(DEADPOOL GASPS)
1503
1504
(GROWLS)
1505
That's unfortunate.
1506
We got no brakes!
1507
(STRAINING)
Figure it out!
1508
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1509
1510
01:19:58,419 --> 01:20:00,922
1511
1512
1513
(PANTING)
1514
1515
Here we go.
1516
1517
1518
(HORN HONKING)
1519
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1520
(HONKING)
1521
1522
That's my boy.
1523
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1524
Holy...
1525
(GRUNTS)
1526
1527
(YELLING)
1528
DEADPOOL:
1529
1530
1531
1533
1534
1535
1536
1537
1538
1539
(SIGHS)
1540
(GROANS)
1541
1542
Oh.
(NECK SNAPS)
1543
(GROANS)
1544
1545
1546
(GROANING)
1547
Russell.
1548
Russell!
1549
1550
1551
Oh, my God!
1552
1553
(GASPS)
1554
1555
1556
1557
1558
1559
1560
1561
1562
1563
1564
1565
(DEADPOOL SCREAMING)
1566
1567
I can't feel...
1568
1569
Got 'em.
God, Russell.
1570
I have a mission.
1571
To get my revenge.
1572
1573
01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,644
1574
1575
1576
1577
1578
So I did.
1579
(GRUNTS)
1580
01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:55,159
1581
1582
1583
1584
1585
1586
- Legs!
- Still hurts to hear out loud!
1587
What is that?
1588
(SIRENS WAILING)
1589
Doms!
1590
1591
1592
1593
01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,739
1594
1595
DEADPOOL: X-Force.
1596
BLIND AL:
1597
1598
1599
(WADE SIGHS)
1601
1602
1603
1604
1605
(BLIND AL SIGHS)
1606
What in the...
1607
1608
1609
1610
- (DOOR OPENS)
1611
1612
(GASPS)
1613
(WEASEL RETCHES)
1614
1615
1616
Look at you.
1617
1618
toddler-style.
1619
Oh, yeah.
1620
Describe it.
1621
if I were you.
1622
- Here we go.
1623
1624
1625
1626
Happy?
1628
1629
1630
(DOOR OPENS)
1631
1632
DOPINDER:
1633
1635
(DOPINDER RETCHING)
1636
(DOOR OPENS)
1637
1638
1639
Oh. Wow!
1640
1641
1642
1643
- Jesus Christ!
1644
1645
1646
1648
1649
1650
1651
1652
1653
1655
WADE: No!
1656
1657
The Juggernaut
1658
- Fair enough.
1659
1660
1661
1662
1663
1664
1665
I'm flowing.
1666
1667
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:09,982
1668
1669
1670
1671
1672
1673
(COCKS GUN)
1674
1675
1676
1677
1678
1679
1680
1682
1683
1684
1685
Good call.
1686
1687
1688
01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:02,869
Fuck!
1689
1690
1691
1692
1693
1694
1695
1696
So here we are.
1697
1698
1699
Even if we were...
1700
1701
1702
1703
1704
1705
1706
1707
1708
1709
1710
1711
Well.
1712
1713
1714
1715
1716
Like 10-year-old
1717
So he keeps killing...
1718
1719
and killing.
(GUNS COCKING)
1720
1721
My people.
1722
Relax.
1723
1724
1725
1726
1727
1728
I'm sorry.
1729
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,244
1730
1731
1732
1733
1734
1735
1737
1738
("TOMORROW" PLAYING)
1739
1740
1741
1742
OLDER RUSSELL:
1744
1745
1746
Sound familiar?
1747
- I'm sorry.
- Uh-huh.
1748
1749
1750
1751
1752
1753
splash of diabetes...
1754
1755
1756
1757
No.
1758
1759
1760
1761
1762
1763
1764
1765
1766
1767
1768
1769
- What?
- You said...
1770
01:31:16,596 --> 01:31:18,189
1771
1772
1773
1774
Define "chance."
1775
I don't know.
1776
That's not...
1777
1778
- What? No!
1779
1780
- (CABLE GROANS)
1781
1782
(RETCHES)
There he goes.
1783
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,925
1784
1785
Ugh.
1786
WEASEL:
1787
1788
My beautiful, hairless,
1789
DOMINO: Christ!
1790
That's disturbing.
1791
30 seconds.
1792
- Deal.
- Deal.
1793
(FARTING)
1794
1795
1796
1797
1798
1799
DEADPOOL:
1800
to a prostate-assisted orgasm.
1801
1802
DEADPOOL:
1803
01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:42,728
We need backup.
1804
1805
1806
1807
1808
in an Indian accent?
1809
- I'm sorry?
- Apology accepted.
1810
1811
Let me guess,
1812
1813
1814
1815
I am so sorry.
It gets better.
1816
1817
1818
1819
1820
1821
1822
That's rich.
1823
01:33:20,386 --> 01:33:21,763
1824
DEADPOOL:
1825
1826
1827
1828
Special Forces.
1829
1831
1832
1833
Spoiler alert.
1834
(SNICKERS)
1835
(SIGHS) Planets.
1836
1838
1839
1840
DEADPOOL:
1841
1842
1843
1844
1845
1846
1847
1848
1849
1850
1851
1852
- I am in the back.
1853
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1854
1855
(GROANS)
1856
1857
1858
1859
1860
in an airport bathroom.
1861
1862
1863
Trainee!
1865
(MUSIC STOPS)
1866
1867
1868
Hi, Wade!
1869
Please don't.
1870
Right. Quick.
1872
1873
1874
1875
1876
1877
1879
1880
1881
1882
1883
1884
1885
1886
1887
1888
1889
to me if I helped you?
1890
I would be disgraced.
1891
01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,236
1892
1893
1894
1895
1896
1897
1898
01:35:56,417 --> 01:35:59,512
1899
1900
1901
(ENGINE STARTS)
1902
1903
1904
JUGGERNAUT:
1906
1907
1908
1909
1910
1911
Watch my back.
I've got the old man.
1912
Amen, brother.
1913
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1914
1915
30 seconds.
1916
1917
1918
1919
1920
- Shall we?
1921
DEADPOOL: Yeah!
1922
1923
1924
1925
01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:17,290
1926
Give me some.
1927
1928
1929
1930
1931
We missed you.
1932
Russell!
1933
Let's talk!
1934
1935
(YELLING)
1936
That's why!
1937
1938
(GROANS)
JUGGERNAUT: Hey!
1940
1941
1942
1943
1944
1945
1946
1947
1948
1949
(GRUNTS)
1950
1951
I believe him!
1952
01:38:52,009 --> 01:38:53,101
Gotcha!
1953
1954
1955
1956
(SCREAMING)
1957
(JUGGERNAUT LAUGHS)
1958
1959
1960
1961
1962
(DEADPOOL GROANS)
1963
(MUMBLES)
1964
1965
1966
1968
1969
1970
1971
1972
1973
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1975
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1976
(GRUNTS)
1977
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BONE CRACKS)
1978
(SCREAMS)
1979
1980
- Russell.
- DEADPOOL: Bingo!
1982
(GROANING)
1983
1984
1985
(METAL CLANGS)
1986
(GROANS)
1987
That's right!
I'm fighting dirty!
1988
Oh, great!
1989
Those freaks!
1990
DEADPOOL:
1991
1992
- No.
- That's fine.
1993
mutant scum!
1994
1995
Maximum effort.
1996
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1997
1998
(ALL GRUNTING)
1999
(SCREAMS)
CHILDREN: Oh!
2000
CHILDREN: Yeah!
2001
Say it.
2002
2003
Say it!
2004
2005
2006
2007
2008
(YELLS)
2009
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2010
2011
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
2012
(SPITS)
2013
(YELLS)
2014
(GROANS)
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
2020
2021
(GASPS)
2022
2023
Orphans.
2024
Oh, geez.
2025
2026
2027
(RUSSELL GRUNTS)
2028
Russell! Wait!
2029
DEADPOOL: Oh!
2030
2031
2032
2033
2034
(COLOSSUS GROANS)
2035
(GRUNTS)
2037
(GROWLS)
2038
(GRUNTS)
2039
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(GROANING)
2040
- Come on!
2041
Listen to me!
2042
2043
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2044
(GRUNTS)
2045
COLOSSUS: (SCOFFS)
That's how we do it
2046
in Mother Russia.
2047
(GROANS)
2048
2049
2050
(GROWLS)
2051
2052
Go home, Wade!
2053
2054
2055
2056
2057
2058
2059
2060
2061
2062
2063
2064
- Russell!
2065
2066
2067
2068
2069
2070
01:47:01,707 --> 01:47:05,211
2071
2072
2073
2074
2075
2076
2077
01:47:16,722 --> 01:47:18,474
2078
2079
2080
2081
2082
2083
Don't do it.
2084
01:47:37,785 --> 01:47:40,163
2085
2086
2087
2088
(GROANING)
2089
Wonderful kid.
2090
2091
2092
2093
2094
2095
2096
2097
2098
2100
2101
("TOMORROW" PLAYING)
2102
(GIRL SINGING)
2103
(GROANS)
2104
2105
(DEADPOOL COUGHING)
2106
2107
No, sir.
2108
2109
Yeah.
2110
2111
(COUGHING)
2112
2113
01:50:05,474 --> 01:50:07,226
2114
Hey.
2115
The bear.
2116
It worked.
2117
Because of you.
2118
2119
2120
2121
2122
2123
2124
(GROANS, COUGHS)
2125
2126
2127
2128
2129
2130
2131
WADE:
2132
2133
Papa.
2134
01:51:03,782 --> 01:51:05,750
(SINGING)
2135
2136
2137
2138
Domino.
2139
2140
(WADE COUGHING)
2141
2142
Thank you.
2143
2144
2145
2146
- Hi, Yukio.
- Hi, Wade!
2147
(CHUCKLES)
2148
And you...
2149
Chrome Bone.
2150
2151
2152
So thank you.
2153
2154
2155
01:52:22,444 --> 01:52:24,037
we'll do it together.
2156
2157
Fuck.
2158
(CHUCKLES)
2159
2160
2161
2162
2163
2164
2165
- Jesus.
- WADE: R-Dog?
2166
2167
2168
01:52:57,437 --> 01:53:00,407
2169
2170
2171
2172
2173
But, hey.
2174
Look.
2175
01:53:11,285 --> 01:53:13,913
2176
All right?
2177
2178
2179
2180
2181
(SIGHS)
2182
2183
(WHINES)
2184
2185
So, so much.
2186
Mmm.
2187
2188
2189
2190
2191
2192
There it is.
2193
2194
2195
2196
(EXHALES)
2197
Woodpecker.
2198
Gingivitis.
2199
Codswallop.
2200
2201
2202
2203
of handicapable children
2205
- No.
- No.
2206
- Yeah.
2207
2208
- Ugh.
2209
Is this heaven?
2210
It is now.
2211
I am so sorry.
2212
2213
2214
2215
2216
2217
01:56:54,299 --> 01:56:55,801
2218
2219
I'm staying.
2220
It's okay.
2221
2222
- Who?
2223
2224
WADE: Why?
2225
2226
2227
2228
2229
2230
It is heaven.
2231
I love you.
2232
2233
Now, go.
2234
2235
Go.
2236
Hey!
2237
2239
2240
- I'm sorry?
2241
(SCREAMING)
2242
2243
30 seconds.
2244
2246
2247
2248
DEADPOOL: Well...
2249
2250
2251
(FAST-FORWARDING)
2252
01:58:50,624 --> 01:58:51,750
(GROANS)
2253
2254
(DEADPOOL GROANS)
2255
2256
2257
Huh?
2258
2259
2260
2261
2262
2263
2264
2265
2266
2267
2268
2269
No, I didn't.
2270
- You did.
- I really didn't.
2271
2272
2273
01:59:44,469 --> 01:59:47,188
2274
2275
Say it again.
2276
- CABLE: Jesus.
2277
2278
2279
2280
I have an idea.
2281
2282
Let's just...
2283
2284
(COLLAR BUZZING)
2285
2287
2288
2289
2290
(DEADPOOL GROANS)
2291
2292
2294
- No.
- Yes.
2295
2296
Come on.
2297
Pelvis to pelvis.
2298
2299
There we go.
(KNIFE UNSHEATHES)
2301
2302
2303
- Yeah, yeah.
2304
2305
2306
2307
2308
2309
2310
2311
2312
No more bloodshed!
2313
02:01:10,221 --> 02:01:11,768
2314
2315
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2316
(CRASHING)
2317
He seemed great.
2318
Whoo!
2319
Courage, motherfuckers!
2320
02:01:29,240 --> 02:01:30,492
2321
2322
2323
2324
2325
2326
Good call.
2328
2329
2330
You're X-hausting.
2331
Puns.
2332
2333
2335
2336
- Bye, Wade!
- Bye, Yukio!
2337
2338
2339
2340
2342
2343
2344
<i>and a wheelbarrow
2345
<i>Answer: a family.</i>
2346
2347
2348
2349
to belong to someone.</i>
2350
2351
2352
2353
2354
02:04:34,300 --> 02:04:35,472
2355
2356
2357
2358
2359
Bye, Wade!
2360
Bye, Yukio!
2361
2362
2363
2364
I hope we sharpened
2365
(BOTH PANTING)
(GASPS)
2366
2367
2368
02:05:29,147 --> 02:05:30,148
Whoo!
2369
DEADPOOL: Peter!
2370
Whoo! X-Force!
2371
2372
2373
2374
2375
02:05:42,827 --> 02:05:44,500
2376
It doesn't exist.
2377
2378
2379
2380
2381
2382
2383
2384
(GUNSHOT)
2385
Don't scratch!
2386
2387
2388
2389
02:06:31,709 --> 02:06:32,710
Huh?
2390
2391
2392
2393
Oh, right.
(GUNSHOTS)
2394
2395
(GUNSHOT)
2397
2398
Boy howdy.
2399
(BABY CRYING)
2400
Yeesh.
2401
2402
2403
Jesus Christ!
2404
2405
2406
(CLICKS TONGUE)
2407
2408
All right.
2409
(SIGHS)
2410
Maximum effort.
2411
2412
2413
(CHOIR SINGING)
2414
That's okay.
2415
Oh, God.
2416
2417
2418
2419
2420
2421
2422
2424
2425