Wild Wild West

Newsletter Jan 8
Volume 1, Issue 3

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 Saturday Class

 MLK DAY
Mediocre, You-Know-It: the C-4 IM Soccer Team
They may not have won “We definitely had some was picked up by the drill
Our Question: Brigade, like Wrestling big moral victories at the team in the late stages of
and Ultimate Frisbee. end of the season,” CPL free agency.
Who is the WORST
They may not have done and team-manager John
“Morale was destroyed
roommate in your class? work in at the Reg level, Yeo said. “We covered the
when we missed out on
like the Scrappy Bananas spread a couple of times
Pena. But I feel like we’re
or Bi team. They may not and we’re excited for next
on our way to a
Your Answers: have been anywhere near year.”
breakthrough season. I
a winning record. But one
Firstie: Beebe mean, we can’t get much
C-4 team is working Hopes for a better season
worse,” Yeo said.
Cow: Beal extremely hard to one day were crushed this fall
be at a somewhat when C-4 lost out on the
Yuk: Finan
respectable level. recruiting trail. CDT PVT
Plebe: Weigand Armando Pena, a
C-4’s soccer team went
potential addition from the
an abysmal 3-9-2 this
Mexican National team,
Kabiri’s Kallout: of season.
the Week:
“Hey PVT Fabi. You look

Cowboy of the Week: Lt. Brown

like you’re pregnant.” CDT PVT Tubbs struggled as the
C-4 goalie after winning a less-
than-inspired battle with CPL RUS

Cowboy With the end of first proudly holds the role of

In the end, C-4 was out in
Double Take: semester coinciding with 2010’s first Cowboy-of-
the woods searching for
the New Year, the Wild the-Week, this UTT was a
points that didn’t exist
HEY YOU GUYS!… West Times chose to look total train-wreck.
while in the rain.
back on the fall semester.
First off, it was pouring
With ups and downs Land-Nav is pretty
rain outside.
throughout our last few miserable. And it’s even
months, it was very tough “It came hard and it came worse when the points
to pick one single fast,” CDT SGT Melville you are searching for
memory. said. “I got really wet. don’t exist.
But after some reflection, To make matters worse, “It was maybe the worst
one special day of UTT, C-4’s fearless leader of experience of my life. Bar
along with one special the day was also in none,” Cadet PVT Dugan
SGT Mulligan cadet-leader, stands out charge of plotting points said.
the most. for the company. And he
Thanks, Joe.
did so. Incorrectly.
On dreary day early on in
the academic year, C-4 “No one knows how it
had Land Navigation for happened,” a memo from
UTT. But this was no the training staff later I
ordinary exercise. Lead by stated. “Joe may have had
CDT Lt. Joe Brown, who the protractor upside-
Sloth
(“The Goonies”) down. We’re not sure.”
Lt. Joe Brown