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Kursi Hindi Movie
Kursi Hindi Movie
By Jagadish
Scene 1
Shahrukh khan: congress I Ki Kya ghoshna patra hain ane wale chunaav ko lekar
Aishwarya rai ; sir bihar aur jharkand mein congress I very backward
Shahrukh khan : meaning , elections mein harne wale hain waha par
Aishwarya rai : aur ek sir , Kerala mein jo baad ayi hain , uska humne koi ghoshna patra nahi ki
Aishwarya rai : sir , kum se kum pachees tees honest politicians are not available
Aishwarya rai : who kerala ke representative hain aur doosre states se elections ladte a rahe hain
Shahrukh khan : bjp ki press meet kab hain aur unke umeedwaro ki list meri file mein pahunchi
Aishwarya rai : har elections ki tarah , press meet of BJP is after congress
Aishwarya rai : yes sir , right now central government unke bal bute par chal rahi hain
Shahrukh khan : malum hain , hum oppositon mein hain aur we sarkar chala rahe hain
Aishwarya rai : paisa party workers ko milna bhi bekar hain , BJP covers up 74% of state elections win
Shahrukh khan : they came prepare last elections time , hum corruption badate hain aur we mitate hain
Aishwarya rai : isme a team ki galti hi nahi hain , logo ko istemal karna mushkil ka kaam hain
Aishwarya rai : barah states mein to hum nahi kaam karte , umeedwaro ko khada karna mushkil ka kaam
hian
Shahrukh khan : baki states bhi hamari nahi hain , local politics mein batwara hua hain
aishwarya rai : strategy kya hain , phir se centre mein kaam karne ke liye without states support
Shahrukh khan : political management science philosophy mysticism mythology alienship sports food
Shahrukh khan : team ke saath baith ke discuss karenge , make arrangement with top leaders of the
party
Scene 2
Kangana ranaut : sir , last time elections harne ke baad , aap kya karne wale hain is elections mein
Anupam kher : is baar ki elections mein party president ki haisiyat se , we will introduce youth
Kangana ranaut : kya youth safe option hain , jab ki aap ki party bas 70 seats hasil kar saki
Anupam kher : party has youth jo last elections mein contribute kar saki par novice in approach
Kangana ranaut : abhishek bachan sir , aap youth ke leader hain , kya aap bata sakte hain ki youth is
experienced to handle coming elections
Abhishek bachan : mamla gambhir hain par last elections were different , now it is not same
Kangana ranaut : kya difference hain last time elections mein aur ab ke
Abhishek bachan : over a period of 5 years we have garnered enough support of youth
Kanganan ranaut : par hame gyat hain kl inexperience team hain aapki yeh youth
Abhishek bachan : give them time , they would show results , har samay bujurg nahi rehte party has to
move ahead
Vidya balan : ajay devgan ji , aap party mein naye aye hain , aap batayiye party ka bartav kaisa hain
Ajay devgan : party abhi fresh hain , naye khayalat lane ke liye management ka upyog karna abhi baki
hain
Vidya balan : are you saying that party would be run with post graduates
Ajay devgan : yes madam , nayi soch, nayi vichardhara and lots of work
Vidya balan : aap ka matlab pustako ki bhasha se aap elections jeet sakte hain
Ajay devgan : hamari nayi peedi ka yehi soch hain , follow the western civilization and be part of
community of forwards
Vidya balan : kis shetra mein models lane ki soch hain , any guessess
Ajay devgan : nayi peedi , human resource management mein jyada vishwas rakhti hain
Bomman irani : sir , akshay kumar ji , management model mein aapne hr hi kyon socha
Akshay kumar : isliye kyonki bina logo ke kaam adhura reh jata hain , people are strength which we
believe in
Bomman irani : coming elections mein networking kya bhed khol sakti hain
Akshay kumar : humare anusar youth follow youth principles so using youth we can tap anyone
Akshay kumar : centre is precious and knowledge is dangerous, give more insight to public through
biogrpahies
Bomman irani : kya aap vishwas rakhte hain ki aath saal tak chalne wali government kaam kar sakegi
Akshay kumar : beshak , garibi mitani chahiye jisse desh age bad sake , par garibi tabhi ghategi jab logo
ke paas paisa hoga jo hamari nayi peedi ka vishwas hain
Akshay kumar : humari soch yeh hain , ki politicians lose money because they work too excess, kaam
jyada karne ki wajah se they stay longer than required losing money
Bomman irani : so
Akshay kumar : to humne socha ki agar knowledge bator de politicians ke aane se to they can shift to
entrepreneurship with money earned gaining in further on knowledge through experience of
networking gained as politicians
Bomman irani : to aapka irada hain ki networking is gained through political set up and continued
through business set ups to give employment to student who are coming out
Scene 3
Abhishek bachan : saara bharat gaave se bhara hua hain to english ka kya mol
Abhishek bachan : to jo illiterates IIM mein kaam kar rahe hain unhe le lete hain
Shahrukh khan : jinke paas gaav ki bhi knowledge hain aur city bred also
Ajay devgan : sir pustako ki duniya mein gaav ke sadasya , humko bura laga
Abhishek bachan : waha par ek hi bhasha boli jati hain , knowledge chahe gaave ka ladka ho ya city
Ajay devgan : sir , city mein pade likhe ki sankhya bad rahi hain
Shahrukh khan : gaav ko town mein convert karna bhi padta hain baad mein
Ajay devgan : sir , I agree par pehle city dwell student , then gaav
Akshay kumar : sir , networking ki duniya mein gaav peeche hain , city dwell is more networked
Ajay devgan : meri bhi yahi soch hain , sir, networking with companies require specialized english
Ajay devgan : recruitment , waha par compulsory village is included , not on merit
Akshay kumar : sir , merit is seen in villages through background checking and commitment
Shahrukh khan : grass root politics ke bare mein batayeye janab sahib
Ajay devgan : sir , centre doesn’t at all bothered about grass root , it is state politics
Abhishek bachan : yes sir , centre and state are different , yaha par monitoring , state functionality
Shahrukh khan : to aapka matlab , country to country talks mein grass root doesn’t function
Akshay kumar : it does but networking require talks
Shahrukh khan : gaav wale pad nahi sakte country to country policies
Abhishek bachan : yes sir, we require dedicated individuals at top specially centre politics
Ajay devgan : books are english oriented and no chances to let off this time city bred no village
Akshay kumar : phir to networking mein hindustani language ko hata ke english correspondence
mandatory from now on in centre when it comes to congress I political policy relating to centre
Scene 4
Anil kapoor : honorable prime minister sir , paanch saal beetne ko hain aur bahumat jo aapko milne wali
hain polling ke hisaab se 50 50 sharing with congress I aisa kyon
Amir khan : jo kaam karte hain unke liye musibat ki seema bad jati hain
Anil kapoor : aakde yahi batate hain ki paanch saal wasn’t smooth sail to BJP
Amir khan : musibate thi , nikalte samay time lagi , bachav apna khud kar nahi sake
Amir khan : kaam karo , ungli waise bhi uthegi jab kaam karna aya to
Anil kapoor : aap ke politicians bhi kum corruption nahi kar sake , kuch pakde bhi gaye
Amir khan : jab rashtra ke politics vibhajit ho to galtiyan sabse hoti hain
Anil kapoor : aapke itihas mein one sided politics happened only once why is it so?
Amir khan : dobara itihas banane ke liye pehli dohrayi jati hain
Anil kapoor : to aane wali elections mein aap jeetne ka anuman kitna laga sakte hain
Amir khan : mombati galne tak koi bata hi nahi sakta ki andhyara toota ya foota
Amir khan : pehli rekha par ho to anuman laga sakte hain , par jab kaam bada ho to chunauti kaam ki
cheez hain
Anil kapoor : hume malum tha ki jab aapne sarkar banayi to corruption was at helm or top position ,
kitna aap saaf kar chuke usko mitane ke liye
Amir khan : mitti bahut pyari cheez hoti hain , jitna bhi lep hatao , association is compulsory with body
Anil kapoor : bahumat phir se lene ke liye aap kis ka haath lena pasand karenge
Amir khan : akele bahut achi cheez hain , logo ka saath lena har waqt burayi lene ke samaan hain
Anil kapoor : to aap elections akele jitna chahte hain , without support from local states
Amir khan : jab disaster is huge , work is plenty , knowledge sharing is important
Amir khan : baat karna abhi munasib nahi hain iske bare mein kyonki , waqt apne paas kum hain
Amir khan : duniyadari kaam seekhne se milti hain , behas karne se nahi
Amir khan : logo ka bartaav har chunav ka natija hota hain , bolne se jyaada , dekhna mujhe pasand hain
Anil kapoor : logo ka vishwaas aap par kuch mahino se kam hain , un logo ko aap kya sandesh dena
chahenge
Amir khan : history making ek ke bal bute par nahi chalti , aneko ka samarthan chahiye chahe we log ho
ya politicians or parties
Anil kapoor : to aap is elections ko lekar kitna khush hain , while determining BJP performance
Amir khan : logo ke beech mein kaam karne ka jo saubhagya BJP ko mila , hum usi ko bada maan lete
hain
Anil kapoor : agar aapko phir se pradhan mantri banaya to aap kya badlav lana chahenge
Amir khan : musibate paida karne ke liye samaj mein kaam karte hain , only those who make it less win
Amir khan : jab logo ka uddesh ek samaan nahi milta to haa it is tough to govern the country
Scene 5
Amir khan : answers dete baithoo to chaan been shuru ho jati hain
Priyanka chopra : wise bhi aapki biography ko lekar bahut charche hain
Amir khan : ek paanch saal kafi nahi hain biography puri mante chaloo to
Amir khan : chalana ,. race ka ghoda hain kabhi first to kabhi last
Priyanka chopra : sir , kabhi to serious bane , bjp never one even a single election to date more than
once
Amir khan : isliye bharat desh surakshit hain , hum aye to tehelka macha ke jate hain
Priyanka chopra : sir BJP is not dangerous , you are
Amir khan : agar congress I ko desh chalana aata hota to meri jaroorat hi nahi padti thi
Priyanka chopra : agar dono taraf se bharat desh langda hain to desh ka bhaar
Amir khan : dekhte jao duniya badi choti hain , log aa hi jate hain , bus nimantran dena hain unhe
Amir khan : hume malum hain ki aisi chaal shahrukh khan pehle karte the , ab nahi , ab meri bari
Amir khan : hum wo aag ki dariya hain jo pani ko bujha jate hain
Priyanka chopra : chaar saal se correct kar rahi hoon , mistakes after mistakes
Amir khan : decentralization isliye kiya hain , ki log kaam par dhyaan kar sake
Scene 6
Amitabh bachan : salman khan sir , aap pehli baar public show mein aye hain , kaisa lag raha hain
Salman khan : khush hoo, public ka pyaar hain aur aap jaise logo ka support , happy
Salman khan : humare bharat mein ladko ki bhasha boli jati hain , ladkiyon ki nahi so by nature ladka aur
Amitabh bachan : knowledge is playing a crucial role , to ladke automatically rejecting indian girls
kyonkiwe kam pade likhe hain , foreigner jyaada , iska aapke paas kya tarkeeb hain jisse ladka ladki
hindustani Nikle
Salman khan : bharat ka khaan paan ki charcha hindustani bahut kam istemal karte hain , agar ladko ko
pata chale ki bharat ki sabhyata ko barkarar rakhne ki wajah , bhartiya hindustani ladkiyon ki wajah aur
unke khaan paan ki religious idealism has been sustained through girls patience ladka ladki hindustani
nikal sakte hain
Amitabh bachan : kya bharat desh ke nagrik jo foreign settled hain , wapas ana chahiye ya nahi
Salman khan : ane to chahiye parantu they speak english , aur hamare watan mein yeh abhi tak rashtra
bhasha nahi bani hain
Amitabh bachan : tirupathi aur aneko jagaho par yeh dekha gaya hain ki pani milna hindustaniyon ke liye
amrit jaisa ban gaya hain , pani aap kaise layenge , pyaasi janta ke liye
Salman khan : substitute water with liquid diet of milk, fruits , buttermilk and trees leaves
Amitabh bachan : hamare bharat desh mein jan sankhya to badti jaa rahi hain parantu literacy jobs are
less , illiteracy is also increasing simultaneously , iska aapke paas kya samadhan hain
Salman khan : internet bahut mashhoor hain , agar aap kisi bhi aadmi ko internet products sell karne ko
kahiye by being freelance to aam janta bhi khush or government reduced unemployment
Amitabh bachan : aapka matlab , internet jobs through internet networking through internet experience
Amitabh bachan : aap ka matlab aap aam admi ko internet products bech kar aam aadmin ka kaam aam
aadmi ko saump denge to be independent through mutual support by selling internet products to
common man through common man
Salman khan : aisi hi vichardhaara hain , isko management se parkha jaye to customer to customer
marketing kehte hain
Amitabh bachan : recession to aapne sun rakha hoga , films are flops and nobody knows why , iska aap
kya anuman laga sakte hain
Salman khan : script likhiye aur circulate in public through social networking and see which is hit and
which is flop by getting time to see what public reaction is towards script
Salman khan : agar univerisites of bharat accept kare as their responsibility to groom up
entrepreneurship , it is integral part of countries groom up
Amitabh bachan : ek soch hain ki merger and acquisition se desh ko barbaad kiya ja sakta hain , isme
aapki kya bhumika ho sakti hain , agar government aapki ho to
Salman khan : politicians ka kaam hain ki logo ko bataye ki jan sankya unka nahi desh ka bhaar hain jo
we nahi balki ane wali pidi ko bhi uthani padegi taki vikasit ho sake bharat desh , yeh avgat karna padega
ki jobs are less and students are more than required to fight for jobs
Salman khan : risk taking should be groomed up by universities and colleges and make them
autonomous 100%
Salman khan : nature calls it entropy , never say die spirit , always vigilant and satark
Amitabh bachan : thank you salman khan ji , bahut bahut badhayi ho aapke is chunnav mein ane se
chaar chand lag gaye
Scene 7
Amir khan : aapko waise bhi pata hain ki chunaav ane wale hain
Amir khan : aap ki report padi thi to pata chala ki aapke umeedwar kam se kam pachas ho sakte hain jo
jeet kar hume neecha dikha sakte hain
Salman khan : BJP hasn’t won elections more than once at any given point of time
Salman khan : aapke elections mein sab bujurg hi nazar a rahe hain , no youth
Salman khan : aur nayi peedi ko kaise sambhalenge bina youth being represented
Amir khan : economic men are bujurg , they arent youth to be bothered about by BJP
Amir khan : agar nayi peedi ko koi direction de sakne ki shamta hain wo bjp hain
Salman khan : they are backward because economic men are lethargic to adopt technology
Amir khan : to desh ubar kar nahi aya because of current economic men arent capable
Salman khan : yes , isliye main congress par vishwas rakhta hoon , aap par nahi
Scene 8
Amir khan : kuch acha nahi laga, banda mast tha but we are missing something
Amir khan : har ek intellectual party politics mein job mangte chale ja rahe hain
Priyanka chopra : to
Amir khan : I have a hunch feeling , yeh banda bhi finance ministry position puchega
Priyanka chopra : par apne to kaha ki wo congress I join hone wala hain
Amir khan : sab makhan chor hote hain , dikhte ache hain par sab matlabi
Amir khan : party is growing because of lack lustre attitude of congress and not bjp
Priyanka chopra : it is congress which isincreasing intellectual tinge in the society of country
Amir khan : har koi agar party politics jane laga to desh mein taraki kaise hogi
Amir khan : the most famous personality of the country with zero balance account
Amir khan : nahi meri pehchaaan , I also created the party out of congress
Priyanka chopra : I would let shahrukh khan know you are interested in him talking to salman khan
Scene 9
Aishwarya rai : they want you to have a word with salman khan
Sir ,
Aapko malum hona chahiye ki aapki vajah se mujhe kitna jhelna padta hain is kursi ko saambhalne
ke liye , agar aap nahi hote to main yeh desh chala bhi nahi sakta , aapka jyada time waste na karke
seedha point mein aata hoon
Aap ke vyavhar jo congress I aur ek baar vibhajit hone wali hain , agar aapne aaj ke chunaav ke nateeje
dekhe hote , I don’t want any disintegration of congress, aap please ja kar ek baar salman khan se baat
keejiyega , mera manna hain ki aapke is paropkar se desh pragathi par a sakti hain
Thanking you
Your friend
Amir khan
Shahrukh khan : chalna to padega , appointment fix kariye salman khan ke saath
Shahrukh khan : morning ana tha , ab jaan bujh ke evening aya , sorry
Salman khan : aap ki party ka fan who , aap puchne ko bolenge to jarror puchunga , kyon
Shahrukh khan : time is essential for those who know how to use it , critical positions of discussion mein
main shaam ko aata hoon taki raat ka samay sochne pe majboor kar doo opossite party ke liye
Shahrukh khan : jab discussion mujhe pura samay chahiye to main morning choose karta hoon
Salman khan : to yeh samay aapke liye mehtvapurna nahi hain jo aap shyaam ka samay choose karne
lage
Shahrukh khan : haan , logo ki apni vichar dhaara hoti hain , kya bane or kya thukraye
Shahrukh khan : intellectuals hamare desh mein kam hain or jo bhi bante hain foreigners get inquisitive
kyonki jab banate hain to pura desh naach gaan karta hain , jaise ki apke taste buds mein payi gayi hain
Shahrukh khan : hum to bujurg hain , desh chalate chalate itna gyaan ho gaya ki politics is gutter
Shahrukh khan : naye aye ho isliye aise baat kar rahe ho , bujurg ban kar dekiye , politics has always
created muscle power in our country , intellectuals yaha par kaam hi nahi kar sakte , sara desh party
workers chalate hain jo muscle power or construction industry ya manufacturing industry se jude rehte
hain
Shahrukh khan : dekh raha hoon ki nayi peedi is also copy cat of olden days , kuch naya soch , ya nayi
disha batayegi maine socha tha parantu wahi tol matol youth , wohi alag na banne ki jaldbaji , no
analysis wing set , wohi influcence of old on youth , fear of risk taking public , no knowledge of youth
Salman khan : apke politics ke pattern ko agar maine gaur se dekha or pada hain to aajkal politics se
jyaada desh ko entrepreneurs ki kami mehsoos hoti hain jab jan sankhya badti hain aur desh chalana
mushkil pad jata hain aur aamdani choti rakm ban jati hain to desh vikasit nahi ho sakta , right sir
Shahrukh khan : jaisa suna tha , waise hi ho , parantu tumme wo shamta hain ya nahi , doosro ko na
dekhkar , apna rasta khud tay karne ki
Shahrukh khan : pachas se sau log jo aapke party mein tayar ho rahe hain is chunaav mein jeetne ki
ghoshna patra jo jaari hua hain , use badal kar entrepreneurship mein badal daliye
Shahrukh khan : aap janna nahi jante ki maine apko is raste mein kyon jane ko bola
Shahrukhan : party runs on entrepreneurship money , it is not independent as companies are , politics is
temporary phase for few years or tol matol , par chalane ke liye desh aap jaise honhar log
entrepreneurship kare to desh mein paisa aur jobs sambhalne ke liye hum bane hain
In short , entrepreneurship is pulse of nation, politics is bystander giving it stability , aur jab stability is
dependent on pulse , pulse ko groom karna desh ke liye badi si baat hain , sab politics mein aye to paise
bhi kam milta hain aur kaam badta jata hain , desh tabhi vikasit is bharat desh mein hoga jab yaha par
kaam karne wale ki tagad badegi jo entrepreneurship mein payi jati hain , politics mein nahi
Shahrukh khan : barkhurdar is duniya mein sab bewkoof log paida hone chahiye , sab amir ban gaye to
desh chalana mushkil pad jata hain
Shahrukh khan : economics mein use kehte hain demand ,supply of goods
Salman khan : oh!!! Jyada paisa aya to taraki ho jati hain aur desh age chalkar gdp growth rate increases
more than sufficient causing huge profits resulting in mismanagement of funds and work which has to
be completed in 50 years time span is completed within 10 years because of overflow of income in
excess than required
Shahrukh khan : dheemi aanch se chalne wali mombati jyada samay tak prakash ki andhyari mitati hain ,
jo fast paced aanch ho wo jal jati hain aur samay nigal kar chaurahe par bhukhmari ke sapne dikhati hain
Country which runs on need and which runs slowly is victorious
Country which runs on fast paced action sequence will fall down to low levels unable to arise
Work is taken up only when it is needed , if it is huge it is spreaded across decades for public to survive
Money is earned less and not more for fear of goods losing their substance under hyper inflation
Samjhe jo dheemi ho use badava chahiye , jo raftar se chale use kabhi badava nahi dena chahiye
Desh tabhi age badega jab all public are intelligent and detached
Salman khan : thank you sir , setting up entrepreneurship for desh ke liye aur aapke liye
Scene 11
Amir khan : mushkil ka kaam hain desh chalana aaj kal ke demands of public is huge
Amir khan : kyonki humi ne unko information de rakhi hain ki only 5% of entrepreneurs succeed
Agar nahi batate to yeh badti thi entrepreneurship , statistics mistakes also in giving information to
public
Amir khan : making public believe in themselves, confidence jab low ho to kuch bhi sambhav nahi hain
Amir khan : kaam karne ka tareeka , hum experience par vishwas karte hain , we naujwano par
Anushka sharma : aane wali peedi ko aap kya batana chahenge , desh ki unnati ke bare mein
Amir khan : jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya , jo ghaav leta hain wo paisa kamata hain , jo musibat se bhaag
jata hain , we har waqt doosro par lanchan dalte hain , jo samajhdar hote hain , we apni disha badal kar
chunnauti jo unke kadmo par chod chuki hain use sudharne ka prayas karte hain aur chunnauti se
samjhauta karke aage badne ke raste khojna shuru karte hain , jise rasta mila us par aml karke rasta
khud bana ke doosro ka marg darshan ban baithte hain
Are you a winner in life or are you a loser in life is the only question to be posed by students to
themselves jab we apne desh ko dekhe
Anushka sharma : ab mein vida leti hoon , par yeh chunnav mein jo koi bhi jeete chahe congrees I ya bjp
ek baat to saaf hain ki aaj ki duniya mein naukri pana utna aasaan nahi hain , aur jo naukri pa leta hain
use nibhana aur bhi mushkil , life is a game of dice kabhi chauka maro ya kabhi chakka , wohi sikander
kehlata hain jo asli zindagi mein apni khud ki pehchaan banata hain aur netratva ka dayatva jigar rakhkar
nibhata hain