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Kursi Hindi movie

By Jagadish

Scene 1

Chunaav ane wale Hain kuch hi mahino main

Shahrukh khan: congress I Ki Kya ghoshna patra hain ane wale chunaav ko lekar

Aishwarya rai ; sir bihar aur jharkand mein congress I very backward

Shahrukh khan : meaning , elections mein harne wale hain waha par

Aishwarya rai : polls say we have 50 50 chance to defeat BJP

Shahrukh khan : umeedwaro ki list

Aishwarya rai : aapke desk pe de di gayi hain

Shahrukh khan : thanks

Aishwarya rai : aur ek sir , Kerala mein jo baad ayi hain , uska humne koi ghoshna patra nahi ki

Shahrukh khan : aaj ki press meet mein ho jayegi , aage

Aishwarya rai : sir , kum se kum pachees tees honest politicians are not available

Shahrukh khan : kyon

Aishwarya rai : who kerala ke representative hain aur doosre states se elections ladte a rahe hain

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!!

Shahrukh khan : bjp ki press meet kab hain aur unke umeedwaro ki list meri file mein pahunchi

Aishwarya rai : har elections ki tarah , press meet of BJP is after congress

Shahrukh khan : to ummedwar ki list hamari umeedwaro ko parakh kar ki jayegi

Aishwarya rai : yes sir , right now central government unke bal bute par chal rahi hain

Shahrukh khan : malum hain , hum oppositon mein hain aur we sarkar chala rahe hain

Aishwarya rai : paisa party workers ko milna bhi bekar hain , BJP covers up 74% of state elections win

Shahrukh khan : they came prepare last elections time , hum corruption badate hain aur we mitate hain
Aishwarya rai : isme a team ki galti hi nahi hain , logo ko istemal karna mushkil ka kaam hain

Shahrukh khan : wo to sahi hain

Aishwarya rai : barah states mein to hum nahi kaam karte , umeedwaro ko khada karna mushkil ka kaam
hian

Shahrukh khan : baki states bhi hamari nahi hain , local politics mein batwara hua hain

aishwarya rai : strategy kya hain , phir se centre mein kaam karne ke liye without states support

Shahrukh khan : political management science philosophy mysticism mythology alienship sports food

Aishwarya rai : wow that was a long shot at power politics

Shahrukh khan : team ke saath baith ke discuss karenge , make arrangement with top leaders of the
party

Aishwarya rai : yes sir

Scene 2

Media panel discussion with shahrukh khan and youth of congress I

Kangana ranaut : sir , last time elections harne ke baad , aap kya karne wale hain is elections mein

Anupam kher : is baar ki elections mein party president ki haisiyat se , we will introduce youth

Kangana ranaut : kya youth safe option hain , jab ki aap ki party bas 70 seats hasil kar saki

Anupam kher : party has youth jo last elections mein contribute kar saki par novice in approach

Kangana ranaut : to is baar ki chunaav mein youth is experienced

Anupam kher : we think so unless put them in action we cant predict

Kangana ranaut : abhishek bachan sir , aap youth ke leader hain , kya aap bata sakte hain ki youth is
experienced to handle coming elections

Abhishek bachan : mamla gambhir hain par last elections were different , now it is not same

Kangana ranaut : kya difference hain last time elections mein aur ab ke

Abhishek bachan : over a period of 5 years we have garnered enough support of youth

Kangana ranaut : khul ke batayiye


Abhishek bachan : purane party team has been substituted with their children as helm of affairs

Kanganan ranaut : par hame gyat hain kl inexperience team hain aapki yeh youth

Abhishek bachan : give them time , they would show results , har samay bujurg nahi rehte party has to
move ahead

Kangana ranaut : thank you

Vidya balan : ajay devgan ji , aap party mein naye aye hain , aap batayiye party ka bartav kaisa hain

Ajay devgan : party abhi fresh hain , naye khayalat lane ke liye management ka upyog karna abhi baki
hain

Vidya balan : are you saying that party would be run with post graduates

Ajay devgan : yes madam , nayi soch, nayi vichardhara and lots of work

Vidya balan : kaam karne ka tareeka

Ajay devgan : management models

Vidya balan : aap ka matlab pustako ki bhasha se aap elections jeet sakte hain

Ajay devgan : hamari nayi peedi ka yehi soch hain , follow the western civilization and be part of
community of forwards

Vidya balan : kis shetra mein models lane ki soch hain , any guessess

Ajay devgan : nayi peedi , human resource management mein jyada vishwas rakhti hain

Vidya balan : meaning networking in people management

Ajay devgan : yes madam

Vidya balan : thank you

Bomman irani : sir , akshay kumar ji , management model mein aapne hr hi kyon socha

Akshay kumar : isliye kyonki bina logo ke kaam adhura reh jata hain , people are strength which we
believe in

Bomman irani : coming elections mein networking kya bhed khol sakti hain

Akshay kumar : humare anusar youth follow youth principles so using youth we can tap anyone

Bomman irani : experienced politicians ka aap kya karne wale hain


Akshay kumar : humari youth ka vichar hain ki aath saal ke baad , change the regime structure

Bomman irani : wo kyon

Akshay kumar : centre is precious and knowledge is dangerous, give more insight to public through
biogrpahies

Bomman irani : kya aap vishwas rakhte hain ki aath saal tak chalne wali government kaam kar sakegi

Akshay kumar : beshak , garibi mitani chahiye jisse desh age bad sake , par garibi tabhi ghategi jab logo
ke paas paisa hoga jo hamari nayi peedi ka vishwas hain

Bomman irani : wo kaise

Akshay kumar : humari soch yeh hain , ki politicians lose money because they work too excess, kaam
jyada karne ki wajah se they stay longer than required losing money

Bomman irani : so

Akshay kumar : to humne socha ki agar knowledge bator de politicians ke aane se to they can shift to
entrepreneurship with money earned gaining in further on knowledge through experience of
networking gained as politicians

Bomman irani : to aapka irada hain ki networking is gained through political set up and continued
through business set ups to give employment to student who are coming out

Akshay kumar : yes sir

Scene 3

Party office of congress I

Shahrukh khan : party ke saare sadasya maujood

Abhishek bachan : yes sir

Shahrukh khan : to pehla case

Abhishek bachan : naye sadasya youth kaise le

Shahrukh khan : any advice

Abhishek bachan : grass root politics father son can be used


Shahrukh khan : le to sakte hain per english language

Abhishek bachan : saara bharat gaave se bhara hua hain to english ka kya mol

Shahrukh khan : party cant run on illiterates

Abhishek bachan : to jo illiterates IIM mein kaam kar rahe hain unhe le lete hain

Shahrukh khan : jinke paas gaav ki bhi knowledge hain aur city bred also

Abhishek bachan : yes sir

Ajay devgan : sir pustako ki duniya mein gaav ke sadasya , humko bura laga

Shahurkh khan : wo kaise

Ajay devgan : sir , knowledge of western is far advanced than IIM

Abhishek bachan : waha par ek hi bhasha boli jati hain , knowledge chahe gaave ka ladka ho ya city

Ajay devgan : sir , city mein pade likhe ki sankhya bad rahi hain

Shahrukh khan : gaav ko town mein convert karna bhi padta hain baad mein

Ajay devgan : sir , I agree par pehle city dwell student , then gaav

Shahrukh khan : any other takers on the topic

Akshay kumar : sir , networking ki duniya mein gaav peeche hain , city dwell is more networked

Ajay devgan : meri bhi yahi soch hain , sir, networking with companies require specialized english

Abhishek bachan : sir , knowledge is same whether city or village

Shahrukh khan : capabilities and understanding

Abhishek bachan : aap recruitment ki criticism kar rahe hain

Ajay devgan : recruitment , waha par compulsory village is included , not on merit

Akshay kumar : sir , merit is seen in villages through background checking and commitment

Shahrukh khan : grass root politics ke bare mein batayeye janab sahib

Ajay devgan : sir , centre doesn’t at all bothered about grass root , it is state politics

Abhishek bachan : yes sir , centre and state are different , yaha par monitoring , state functionality

Shahrukh khan : to aapka matlab , country to country talks mein grass root doesn’t function
Akshay kumar : it does but networking require talks

Shahrukh khan : gaav wale pad nahi sakte country to country policies

Abhishek bachan : yes sir, we require dedicated individuals at top specially centre politics

Ajay devgan : books are english oriented and no chances to let off this time city bred no village

Abhishek bachan : as you wish

Akshay kumar : phir to networking mein hindustani language ko hata ke english correspondence
mandatory from now on in centre when it comes to congress I political policy relating to centre

Shahrukh khan : fine , all agreed

All : yes sir

Scene 4

BJP prime minister inteview

Anil kapoor : honorable prime minister sir , paanch saal beetne ko hain aur bahumat jo aapko milne wali
hain polling ke hisaab se 50 50 sharing with congress I aisa kyon

Amir khan : jo kaam karte hain unke liye musibat ki seema bad jati hain

Anil kapoor : aakde yahi batate hain ki paanch saal wasn’t smooth sail to BJP

Amir khan : musibate thi , nikalte samay time lagi , bachav apna khud kar nahi sake

Anil kapoor : aap ki confidence ka raaj kya hain

Amir khan : kaam karo , ungli waise bhi uthegi jab kaam karna aya to

Anil kapoor : aap ke politicians bhi kum corruption nahi kar sake , kuch pakde bhi gaye

Amir khan : jab desh bada ho to choti si galtiyan nahi pakadte

Anil kapoor : congress I ka bhi yahi dava tha

Amir khan : jab rashtra ke politics vibhajit ho to galtiyan sabse hoti hain

Anil kapoor : aapke itihas mein one sided politics happened only once why is it so?

Amir khan : dobara itihas banane ke liye pehli dohrayi jati hain
Anil kapoor : to aane wali elections mein aap jeetne ka anuman kitna laga sakte hain

Amir khan : mombati galne tak koi bata hi nahi sakta ki andhyara toota ya foota

Anil kapoor : harne ka matlab

Amir khan : pehli rekha par ho to anuman laga sakte hain , par jab kaam bada ho to chunauti kaam ki
cheez hain

Anil kapoor : hume malum tha ki jab aapne sarkar banayi to corruption was at helm or top position ,
kitna aap saaf kar chuke usko mitane ke liye

Amir khan : mitti bahut pyari cheez hoti hain , jitna bhi lep hatao , association is compulsory with body

Anil kapoor : bahumat phir se lene ke liye aap kis ka haath lena pasand karenge

Amir khan : akele bahut achi cheez hain , logo ka saath lena har waqt burayi lene ke samaan hain

Anil kapoor : to aap elections akele jitna chahte hain , without support from local states

Amir khan : jab disaster is huge , work is plenty , knowledge sharing is important

Anil kapoor : to who is that winner

Amir khan : baat karna abhi munasib nahi hain iske bare mein kyonki , waqt apne paas kum hain

Anil kapoor : Bjp never had work experience as much as congress I

Amir khan : duniyadari kaam seekhne se milti hain , behas karne se nahi

Anil kapoor : is congress I better than bjp

Amir khan : logo ka bartaav har chunav ka natija hota hain , bolne se jyaada , dekhna mujhe pasand hain

Anil kapoor : logo ka vishwaas aap par kuch mahino se kam hain , un logo ko aap kya sandesh dena
chahenge

Amir khan : history making ek ke bal bute par nahi chalti , aneko ka samarthan chahiye chahe we log ho
ya politicians or parties

Anil kapoor : to aap is elections ko lekar kitna khush hain , while determining BJP performance

Amir khan : logo ke beech mein kaam karne ka jo saubhagya BJP ko mila , hum usi ko bada maan lete
hain

Anil kapoor : agar aapko phir se pradhan mantri banaya to aap kya badlav lana chahenge
Amir khan : musibate paida karne ke liye samaj mein kaam karte hain , only those who make it less win

Anil kapoor : musibate ka matlab

Amir khan : running an industry , company , country

Anil kapoor : so bharat desh chalana mushkil ka kaam hain

Amir khan : jab logo ka uddesh ek samaan nahi milta to haa it is tough to govern the country

Anil kapoor : thank you prime minister ji

Amir khan : thank you for the interview

Scene 5

Amir khan : kaisi di apni interview

Priyanka chopra : as usual bakwas, aapko answer karna nahi aata

Amir khan : answers dete baithoo to chaan been shuru ho jati hain

Priyanka chopra : wise bhi aapki biography ko lekar bahut charche hain

Amir khan : ek paanch saal kafi nahi hain biography puri mante chaloo to

Priyanka chopra : wo to bahar logo ko malum hain hi nahi

Amir khan : isliye avgat karana padta hain

Priyanka chopra : desh itna bada hain , apne chalaya kaise

Amir khan : chalana ,. race ka ghoda hain kabhi first to kabhi last

Priyanka chopra : aapke isi answer ki wajah se bjp is never In power

Amir khan : sorry to hear that ,

Priyanka chopra : any advice to future government

Amir khan : wo to hum hi to hain

Priyanka chopra : sir , kabhi to serious bane , bjp never one even a single election to date more than
once

Amir khan : isliye bharat desh surakshit hain , hum aye to tehelka macha ke jate hain
Priyanka chopra : sir BJP is not dangerous , you are

Amir khan : agar congress I ko desh chalana aata hota to meri jaroorat hi nahi padti thi

Priyanka chopra : agar dono taraf se bharat desh langda hain to desh ka bhaar

Amir khan : koi naya yuvak

Priyanka chopra : aapka irada salman khan to nahi

Amir khan : bilkul , tandrust, fit , healthy , hard working , sincere

Priyanka chopra : we na bjp ka sadasya hain , na congress I to dava kya karenge we

Amir khan : dekhte jao duniya badi choti hain , log aa hi jate hain , bus nimantran dena hain unhe

Priyanka chopra : aap khud jayenge kya

Amir khan : hume malum hain ki aisi chaal shahrukh khan pehle karte the , ab nahi , ab meri bari

Priyanka chopra : khuddari kut kut kar hain , unme

Amir khan : hum wo aag ki dariya hain jo pani ko bujha jate hain

Priyanka chopra : ulti kahawat hain

Amir khan : to aaapko rakha hi isliye , correct karne ke liye

Priyanka chopra : chaar saal se correct kar rahi hoon , mistakes after mistakes

Amir khan : meri secretary hain hi isliye

Priyanka chopra : governance aapka kaam hain , mera nahi

Amir khan : decentralization isliye kiya hain , ki log kaam par dhyaan kar sake

Priyanka chopra : thank you , aage

Amir khan : aage , kaha na , salman khan se mulakat

Priyanka chopra : yes sir

Scene 6

Amitabh bachan : salman khan sir , aap pehli baar public show mein aye hain , kaisa lag raha hain

Salman khan : khush hoo, public ka pyaar hain aur aap jaise logo ka support , happy

Amitabh bachan : ab aage chalte hain , pehla question


Salman khan : puchiye ,

Amitabh bachan : kya ladkiyon ki shaadi foreigner se honi chahiye ya nahi

Salman khan : humare bharat mein ladko ki bhasha boli jati hain , ladkiyon ki nahi so by nature ladka aur

ladki ki shaadi hindustani hi honi chahiye

Amitabh bachan : knowledge is playing a crucial role , to ladke automatically rejecting indian girls
kyonkiwe kam pade likhe hain , foreigner jyaada , iska aapke paas kya tarkeeb hain jisse ladka ladki
hindustani Nikle

Salman khan : bharat ka khaan paan ki charcha hindustani bahut kam istemal karte hain , agar ladko ko
pata chale ki bharat ki sabhyata ko barkarar rakhne ki wajah , bhartiya hindustani ladkiyon ki wajah aur
unke khaan paan ki religious idealism has been sustained through girls patience ladka ladki hindustani
nikal sakte hain

Amitabh bachan : kya bharat desh ke nagrik jo foreign settled hain , wapas ana chahiye ya nahi

Salman khan : ane to chahiye parantu they speak english , aur hamare watan mein yeh abhi tak rashtra
bhasha nahi bani hain

Amitabh bachan : tirupathi aur aneko jagaho par yeh dekha gaya hain ki pani milna hindustaniyon ke liye
amrit jaisa ban gaya hain , pani aap kaise layenge , pyaasi janta ke liye

Salman khan : substitute water with liquid diet of milk, fruits , buttermilk and trees leaves

Amitabh bachan : hamare bharat desh mein jan sankhya to badti jaa rahi hain parantu literacy jobs are
less , illiteracy is also increasing simultaneously , iska aapke paas kya samadhan hain

Salman khan : make everyone depend on each other

Amitabh bachan : wo kaise

Salman khan : internet bahut mashhoor hain , agar aap kisi bhi aadmi ko internet products sell karne ko
kahiye by being freelance to aam janta bhi khush or government reduced unemployment

Amitabh bachan : aapka matlab , internet jobs through internet networking through internet experience

Salman khan : yes sir

Amitabh bachan : aap ka matlab aap aam admi ko internet products bech kar aam aadmin ka kaam aam
aadmi ko saump denge to be independent through mutual support by selling internet products to
common man through common man

Salman khan : aisi hi vichardhaara hain , isko management se parkha jaye to customer to customer
marketing kehte hain
Amitabh bachan : recession to aapne sun rakha hoga , films are flops and nobody knows why , iska aap
kya anuman laga sakte hain

Salman khan : script likhiye aur circulate in public through social networking and see which is hit and
which is flop by getting time to see what public reaction is towards script

Amitabh bachan : kya entrepreneurship integral part of country

Salman khan : agar univerisites of bharat accept kare as their responsibility to groom up
entrepreneurship , it is integral part of countries groom up

Amitabh bachan : ek soch hain ki merger and acquisition se desh ko barbaad kiya ja sakta hain , isme
aapki kya bhumika ho sakti hain , agar government aapki ho to

Salman khan : politicians ka kaam hain ki logo ko bataye ki jan sankya unka nahi desh ka bhaar hain jo
we nahi balki ane wali pidi ko bhi uthani padegi taki vikasit ho sake bharat desh , yeh avgat karna padega
ki jobs are less and students are more than required to fight for jobs

Amitabh bachan : to aapka sujhav

Salman khan : risk taking should be groomed up by universities and colleges and make them
autonomous 100%

Amitabh bachan : aapka matlab survival of fittest

Salman khan : nature calls it entropy , never say die spirit , always vigilant and satark

Amitabh bachan : thank you salman khan ji , bahut bahut badhayi ho aapke is chunnav mein ane se
chaar chand lag gaye

Salman khan : aisi meri bhi akanksha hain , thank you

Amitabh bachan : yes sir

Scene 7

Amir khan : good morning

Salman khan : good morning

Amir khan : kal ki interview suni hain

Salman khan : it was all facts and figures

Amir khan : isliye aap mujhe ache lagte hain


Salman khan : thank you

Amir khan : bujurgo ki duniya aapko achi lagti hain ya nahi

Salman khan : respect

Amir khan : aapko waise bhi pata hain ki chunaav ane wale hain

Salman khan : haa malum hain

Amir khan : aaki madad chahiye thi

Salman khan : any specific benefits

Amir khan : aap ki report padi thi to pata chala ki aapke umeedwar kam se kam pachas ho sakte hain jo
jeet kar hume neecha dikha sakte hain

Salman khan : to meri madad chahiye , to continue kursi

Amir khan : yes

Salman khan : BJP hasn’t won elections more than once at any given point of time

Amir khan : itihas baniyi bhi ja sakti hain barkhurdar

Salman khan : aapke elections mein sab bujurg hi nazar a rahe hain , no youth

Amir khan : they work at the backdrop

Salman khan : aur nayi peedi ko kaise sambhalenge bina youth being represented

Amir khan : economic men are bujurg , they arent youth to be bothered about by BJP

Salman khan : oh !!!!

Amir khan : agar nayi peedi ko koi direction de sakne ki shamta hain wo bjp hain

Salman khan : wo kaise

Amir khan : bujurg ki insight is through their own representation

Salman khan : aur youth chod di

Amir khan : nahi , unki uddesh unke mata pita se seekh

Salman khan : purane zamane ke khayalat hain

Amir khan : aap ki rai


Salman khan : technology boom is not associated with economic men

Amir khan : aap companies ko doshi mante hain

Salman khan : they are backward because economic men are lethargic to adopt technology

Amir khan : to desh ubar kar nahi aya because of current economic men arent capable

Salman khan : yes , isliye main congress par vishwas rakhta hoon , aap par nahi

Amir khan : oh !!!! Sorry

Salman khan : thank you

Amir khan : thank you for giving me time

Salman khan : its my pleasure

Amir khan : phir milenge

Salman khan : fine

Amir khan : yes sir

Scene 8

Priyanka chopra : kaisi rahi baatcheet with the famous personality

Amir khan : kuch acha nahi laga, banda mast tha but we are missing something

Priyanka chopra : what is that

Amir khan : har ek intellectual party politics mein job mangte chale ja rahe hain

Priyanka chopra : to

Amir khan : I have a hunch feeling , yeh banda bhi finance ministry position puchega

Priyanka chopra : par apne to kaha ki wo congress I join hone wala hain

Amir khan : sab makhan chor hote hain , dikhte ache hain par sab matlabi

Priyanka chopra : to aap kya karenge salman khan ke bare mein

Amir khan : shahrukh khan se baat karna padega


Priyanka chopra : kyon

Amir khan : party is growing because of lack lustre attitude of congress and not bjp

Priyanka chopra : it is congress which isincreasing intellectual tinge in the society of country

Amir khan : har koi agar party politics jane laga to desh mein taraki kaise hogi

Priyanka chopra : to iska hal ab shahrukh khan ke paas hai

Amir khan : the most famous personality of the country with zero balance account

Priyanka chopra : bina paise ka hero of nation

Amir khan : nahi meri pehchaaan , I also created the party out of congress

Priyanka chopra : oh !!!! Now you don’t want repetition of it

Amir khan : yes , I don’t like losing money

Priyanka chopra : I would let shahrukh khan know you are interested in him talking to salman khan

Amir khan : thank you

Priyanka chopra : yes sir

Scene 9

Aishwarya rai : priyanka chopra ka phone aya tha aaj

Shahrukh khan : in my office

Aishwarya rai : yes sir

Shahrukh khan : kya khabar hain

Aishwarya rai : they want you to have a word with salman khan

Shahrukh khan : main doosro ke ghar nahi jana pasand karta

Aishwarya rai : sushmita sen says it is urgent

Shahrukh khan : what ??? Urgent now what is bjp cooking

Aishwarya rai : jaoge to pata chalega


Shahrukh khan : is umr mein , maine bata diya hain desh wasiyo ko ki youth has taken over the reigns

Aishwarya rai : amir khan knows it , he sent a special letter , read it

Dear shahrukh khan sir

Subject : change of guard

Sir ,

Aapko malum hona chahiye ki aapki vajah se mujhe kitna jhelna padta hain is kursi ko saambhalne
ke liye , agar aap nahi hote to main yeh desh chala bhi nahi sakta , aapka jyada time waste na karke
seedha point mein aata hoon

Aap ke vyavhar jo congress I aur ek baar vibhajit hone wali hain , agar aapne aaj ke chunaav ke nateeje
dekhe hote , I don’t want any disintegration of congress, aap please ja kar ek baar salman khan se baat
keejiyega , mera manna hain ki aapke is paropkar se desh pragathi par a sakti hain

Thanking you

Your friend

Amir khan

Shahrukh khan : son of a bitch , never leaves in peace

Aishwarya rai : to aap chalenge

Shahrukh khan : chalna to padega , appointment fix kariye salman khan ke saath

Aishwarya rai : yes sir,


Scene 10

Shahurkh khan : good evening

Salman khan : good evening

Shahrukh khan : morning ana tha , ab jaan bujh ke evening aya , sorry

Salman khan : oh !!!!

Shahrukh khan : reason nahi puchoge

Salman khan : aap ki party ka fan who , aap puchne ko bolenge to jarror puchunga , kyon

Shahrukh khan : time is essential for those who know how to use it , critical positions of discussion mein
main shaam ko aata hoon taki raat ka samay sochne pe majboor kar doo opossite party ke liye

Salman khan : or morning kyon

Shahrukh khan : jab discussion mujhe pura samay chahiye to main morning choose karta hoon

Salman khan : to yeh samay aapke liye mehtvapurna nahi hain jo aap shyaam ka samay choose karne
lage

Shahrukh khan : haan , logo ki apni vichar dhaara hoti hain , kya bane or kya thukraye

Salman khan : main samjha nahi

Shahrukh khan : intellectuals hamare desh mein kam hain or jo bhi bante hain foreigners get inquisitive
kyonki jab banate hain to pura desh naach gaan karta hain , jaise ki apke taste buds mein payi gayi hain

Salman khan : thank you

Shahrukh khan : hum to bujurg hain , desh chalate chalate itna gyaan ho gaya ki politics is gutter

Salman khan : politics is pulse of nation

Shahrukh khan : naye aye ho isliye aise baat kar rahe ho , bujurg ban kar dekiye , politics has always
created muscle power in our country , intellectuals yaha par kaam hi nahi kar sakte , sara desh party
workers chalate hain jo muscle power or construction industry ya manufacturing industry se jude rehte
hain

Salman khan : oh !!!! To aapka yah aana

Shahrukh khan : dekh raha hoon ki nayi peedi is also copy cat of olden days , kuch naya soch , ya nayi
disha batayegi maine socha tha parantu wahi tol matol youth , wohi alag na banne ki jaldbaji , no
analysis wing set , wohi influcence of old on youth , fear of risk taking public , no knowledge of youth
Salman khan : apke politics ke pattern ko agar maine gaur se dekha or pada hain to aajkal politics se
jyaada desh ko entrepreneurs ki kami mehsoos hoti hain jab jan sankhya badti hain aur desh chalana
mushkil pad jata hain aur aamdani choti rakm ban jati hain to desh vikasit nahi ho sakta , right sir

Shahrukh khan : jaisa suna tha , waise hi ho , parantu tumme wo shamta hain ya nahi , doosro ko na
dekhkar , apna rasta khud tay karne ki

Salman khan : hain sir

Shahrukh khan : to mera ek kaam kariye

Salman khan : wo kya

Shahrukh khan : pachas se sau log jo aapke party mein tayar ho rahe hain is chunaav mein jeetne ki
ghoshna patra jo jaari hua hain , use badal kar entrepreneurship mein badal daliye

Salman khan : jaisi apki marji

Shahrukh khan : aap janna nahi jante ki maine apko is raste mein kyon jane ko bola

Salman khan : aap hi bata dijiye , dil ko tasali milegi

Shahrukhan : party runs on entrepreneurship money , it is not independent as companies are , politics is
temporary phase for few years or tol matol , par chalane ke liye desh aap jaise honhar log
entrepreneurship kare to desh mein paisa aur jobs sambhalne ke liye hum bane hain

In short , entrepreneurship is pulse of nation, politics is bystander giving it stability , aur jab stability is
dependent on pulse , pulse ko groom karna desh ke liye badi si baat hain , sab politics mein aye to paise
bhi kam milta hain aur kaam badta jata hain , desh tabhi vikasit is bharat desh mein hoga jab yaha par
kaam karne wale ki tagad badegi jo entrepreneurship mein payi jati hain , politics mein nahi

Salman khan : oh!!!! Kisi ne bataya nahi

Shahrukh khan : barkhurdar is duniya mein sab bewkoof log paida hone chahiye , sab amir ban gaye to
desh chalana mushkil pad jata hain

Salman khan : wo kaise

Shahrukh khan : economics mein use kehte hain demand ,supply of goods

Salman khan : oh!!! Jyada paisa aya to taraki ho jati hain aur desh age chalkar gdp growth rate increases
more than sufficient causing huge profits resulting in mismanagement of funds and work which has to
be completed in 50 years time span is completed within 10 years because of overflow of income in
excess than required

Shahrukh khan : dheemi aanch se chalne wali mombati jyada samay tak prakash ki andhyari mitati hain ,
jo fast paced aanch ho wo jal jati hain aur samay nigal kar chaurahe par bhukhmari ke sapne dikhati hain
Country which runs on need and which runs slowly is victorious

Country which runs on fast paced action sequence will fall down to low levels unable to arise

Work is taken up only when it is needed , if it is huge it is spreaded across decades for public to survive

Money is earned less and not more for fear of goods losing their substance under hyper inflation

Samjhe jo dheemi ho use badava chahiye , jo raftar se chale use kabhi badava nahi dena chahiye

Desh tabhi age badega jab all public are intelligent and detached

Salman khan : thank you sir , setting up entrepreneurship for desh ke liye aur aapke liye

Shahrukh khan : wise

Salman khan : yes sir

Scene 11

Anushka sharma : how do you like your job

Amir khan : mushkil ka kaam hain desh chalana aaj kal ke demands of public is huge

Anushka sharma : employment badti kyon nahi hain

Amir khan : entrepreneurs aajkal university is not producing them

Anushka sharma : may I know why

Amir khan : kyonki humi ne unko information de rakhi hain ki only 5% of entrepreneurs succeed

Agar nahi batate to yeh badti thi entrepreneurship , statistics mistakes also in giving information to
public

Anushka sharma : ane wali government kya takdili la sakti hain

Amir khan : making public believe in themselves, confidence jab low ho to kuch bhi sambhav nahi hain

Anushka sharma : aur is confidence ko badayenge kaise

Amir khan : by letting empowerment set in into the mass


Anushka sharma : congress bhi empowerment ki baat kar chuke hain , unki aur aap ki sarkar mein
difference

Amir khan : kaam karne ka tareeka , hum experience par vishwas karte hain , we naujwano par

Anushka sharma : aane wali peedi ko aap kya batana chahenge , desh ki unnati ke bare mein

Amir khan : jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya , jo ghaav leta hain wo paisa kamata hain , jo musibat se bhaag
jata hain , we har waqt doosro par lanchan dalte hain , jo samajhdar hote hain , we apni disha badal kar
chunnauti jo unke kadmo par chod chuki hain use sudharne ka prayas karte hain aur chunnauti se
samjhauta karke aage badne ke raste khojna shuru karte hain , jise rasta mila us par aml karke rasta
khud bana ke doosro ka marg darshan ban baithte hain

Are you a winner in life or are you a loser in life is the only question to be posed by students to
themselves jab we apne desh ko dekhe

Anushka sharma : thank you for your time, jai hind

Amir khan : jai hind

Anushka sharma : ab mein vida leti hoon , par yeh chunnav mein jo koi bhi jeete chahe congrees I ya bjp
ek baat to saaf hain ki aaj ki duniya mein naukri pana utna aasaan nahi hain , aur jo naukri pa leta hain
use nibhana aur bhi mushkil , life is a game of dice kabhi chauka maro ya kabhi chakka , wohi sikander
kehlata hain jo asli zindagi mein apni khud ki pehchaan banata hain aur netratva ka dayatva jigar rakhkar
nibhata hain

Salutations to all the citizens who are face in the crowd

JAI HIND BHARAT

END OF KURSI HINDI MOVIE

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