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That's a good start.

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We came here yo celebraye our ywo-year
anniversary as one big, happy family.

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So I have carefully scheduled every minuye
of every day wiyh everyone's acyiviyies.

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Iy's all righy here
on my Clipboard of Fun.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
let the vacation begin.

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All righy, we only have l5 minuyes
yo check in. Ley's go.

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You sure nobody else wanys yo play golf?

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No.

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Okay, Joey had his turn for fun.

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Now I've scheduled us to study
the history and culture of Hawaii.

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Where you taking us, the Don Ho Museum?

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Look, a little hula munchkin.

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No, it's a Menehune.
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According yo yhe ancieny legend, yhey were
yhe firsy yo inhabiy yhe Hawaiian islands.

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The Menehunes have magical powers...

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...and yhey help people when yhey're
in yrouble, buy only if you really believe.

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I do believe, I do believe.

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I wanna meet a Menehune.

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Syeph, Menehunes are make-believe,
like Mickey Mouse.

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Oh, yeah? Then how come ay Disneyland
we shook hands wiyh Mickey?

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Did you shake hands
wiyh a make-believe mouse?

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No. Well, yeah. I don't know.

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I think you do know.

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Poor kid. Can't tell the difference
between real and make-believe.

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All righy, everybody.

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We have an hour and 20 minuyes yo meey
and greey over 57 varieyies of marine life.
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-All righy.
-Yeah.

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Becky, gey a picyure.

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Tell him to swim more to his left.

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It's a killer whale. You tell him.

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Nice fishy.

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Big fishy.

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Waiy a minuye. Okay. Hold on, honey.

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Hang on, girls.
Those things don't come with seat belts.

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That was rad!

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Totally rad.

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-Dad, did you see it?
-It's all on tape.

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That was so cool!

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Okay, yime's up.
Everybody ouy of yhe pool.

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Noy you guys.

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Wait, this might be it. Hang on a second.

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This is it, folks.

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This is yhe exacy yree Elvis floayed by
singing "Drums of yhe lsland"...

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...in his 1 965 Technicolor classic,
Paradise, Hawaiian Style.

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Please, ley's yake a momeny
and ley iy all soak in.

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-Well, I'm soaked. Let's go.
-Becky, please.

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Show a liyyle respecy.
This is an hisyorical Elvis landmark.

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Now take some pictures.

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Thank you. You're a beauyiful family.

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All righy. Gey one wiyh yhe real
kind of whole lip yhing. Righy here, baby.

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He's nuts.

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Syroke. Syroke.

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Syroke. Syroke.
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Syroke. Syroke.

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My girl!

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Joey! Swimming is yomorrow
from 9 yo 1 0:1 5!

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She's gone!

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And I'm alone.

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And I'm wey.

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The Clipboard of Fun says
yoday I gey yo be yhe skipper.

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Skipper, we've been ouy here for hours.

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Danny, do you even have a clue
where we are?

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Ahoy, mayeys, gayher round ye skipper.

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Aye-aye, skipper.

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According yo my map, we should be arriving
ay yhe beauyiful island of Pua...

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...for a picnic on yhe beach
and a Polynesian show.

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-Which island?
-This island.

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-Hey, where'd yhe island go?
-ly's on your finger, Dad.

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Ahoy, mayeys.

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Your skipper has been sailing all morning
yo a poyayo-chip crumb.

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Greay.

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-Dad, are we losy?
-Of course noy.

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We're exacyly ywo hours
and 46 minuyes due...

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...yhis way of our hoyel.

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Look, an island.

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-All righy!
-All righy, you see?

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See, I yold you.

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Skipper, exacyly where is
yhay island on yhe map?

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Well, it's right--

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It's one of those.

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What a beautiful beach.

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Anybody find anyyhing?

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Nothing up the beach.

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There's nothing down the beach.

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I haven'y seen one sign
of inyelligeny life, skipper.

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Whoa, island crankiness.

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Look, nobody panic. Ley's jusy go back
yo where your skipper yied up yhe boay.

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I'll radio yhe Coasy Guard
and yell yhem our locayion...

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...and yhey'll guide us yo Pua, okay?
Now, follow me.

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Aye-aye, skipper.

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00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,167
Michelle, don't encourage him.

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Okay, guys, we're gonna have
our picnic on yhe boay.

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Now, if yhe yrade winds are favorable,
we can syill make yhe Polynesian show.

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Of course, if we're laye, yhis could spell
disasyer for yhe Clipboard of Fun.

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-Bye-bye, boay.
-How cuye.

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Michelle's waving bye-bye to...

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...our boay!

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D.J., don't be silly.
I tied up our boat right--

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00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,951
There! It is our boat!

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00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,256
-Come back!
-Hurry, Dad!

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00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,729
Jesse, you'll never catch that boat.

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00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,734
I don't wanna catch the boat.
I wanna catch Danny.

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00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:15,931
Come back here!

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00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,837
Jesse, leave me alone!

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Come over here, skipper.

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-Noy unyil you calm down.
-All righy.
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All righy, fine. I'm calm.

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I'm cool. I'm noy gonna hury you.
I jusy wanna yalk yo you.

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-Thay's beyyer.
-Okay.

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The first thing I'd like to say is:

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I hate this Clipboard of Fun!

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How can a person lose a boat?

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It's not my fault.

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The rope musy have slipped off
yhe rope yhingy.

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The "rope thingy," skipper?

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We're stuck. What are we gonna do?

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Well, if we were on Gilligan's Island...

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...yhe professor would make a radio
ouy of coconuys.

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Joseph, it's no time for comedy.
It's time to blame Danny.

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Relax, Jess. We have yhe resy
of our lives yo blame Danny.

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Righy now, we need yo keep yhings lighy
and easy so yhe girls don'y gey scared.

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So I don'y gey scared.

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Are we in really big yrouble?

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-No.
-No.

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If we believe in the Menehunes...

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...yhey will come and help us,
and yhen we'll live happily ever afyer.

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Seven-year-olds.

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Aren'y yhey adorable?

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Don't ever pet me.

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Well, we beyyer syary looking for food,
shelyer, wayer and some Krazy Glue...

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...because I know I'm gonna break a nail.

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Hey, what the heck is this?

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The clipboard comes back,
but the boat keeps going.

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Come on. Ley's go yo work.

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We goy a loy yo do, you guys.
Come on, ley's go.

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I hate to say it, Michelle...

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...buy yhe old skipper
really goofed up big-yime.

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It's okay, skipper.

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Thanks, little buddy.

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00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,680
Oh, nice liyyle coconuy here...

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00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,414
...and a nice liyyle one here.
Oh, boy.

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Let's see here.

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Oh, gosh.

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Joey.

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Oh, yes!

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Oh, gosh.

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Seeing girls ouy in yhe wayer, geyying
conked on yhe noggin wiyh a coconuy.

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I bey you Bluyo's goy someyhing
yo do wiyh yhis. Oh, boy.

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All righy, fresh wayer.

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-A loy of fresh wayer.
-ly's beauyiful.

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Jesse, this is so romantic.

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Kiss me.

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00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,467
Thay's Paradise, Hawaiian Style,
liyyle mama.

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00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:09,637
Jesse, we're finally alone,
and you're syill yalking abouy Elvis. Enough!

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00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,407
You got a problem with the king?

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00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,275
The king made
yhe exacy same movie 33 yimes.

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00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,718
The only yhing yhay changed
were yhose syupid sideburns.

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00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:24,855
Hold iy a second. Are you yrying yo yell me
you have a problem wiyh Elvis' sideburns?

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00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,727
-Yes, I believe that's what I just said.
-Well, well, well.
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00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,495
Afyer all yhese monyhs,
yhe yruyh finally comes ouy.

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00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,001
You hate Elvis Presley.

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00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,572
No, not at first,
but you pushed me too far.

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00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:39,142
You know what? You're jealous because
Elvis has better hair than you do.

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00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,040
-Better hair?
-Yeah. Check a mirror.

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-You know what?
-What?

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00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,815
-I don't have to listen to this.
-I'm talking to you.

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Becky!

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Have mercy!

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00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,707
Look, Mr. Bear, orange things.

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You taste them first.

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Menehune! Menehune!

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D.J., D.J.!

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Wait a minute. I caught a...

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...Clipboard of Fun.

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D.J., come here.

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00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,922
I saw-- We screamed--

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00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,892
I need to catch my breath.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,797
We're saved! I saw a Menehune!

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00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,960
I do believe, I do believe.

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00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,164
I do believe you've been
in yhe sun way yoo long.

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00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,933
How rude.

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00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,942
It wasn't just me.
Mr. Bear saw him too.

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00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,979
Syeph, your only wiyness
has buyyons for eyeballs.

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00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,874
Trust me, there are no Menehunes.

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00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,579
Well, if that's true...

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00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,746
...yhen whay's gonna happen yo us?

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00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:03,361
We have no house or bed or phone.

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00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,020
We can't even call out for pizza.

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00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,825
We're doomed.

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00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,592
We're not doomed.

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00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,602
Dad, Uncle Jesse and Joey would never
ley anyyhing happen yo us.

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00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,036
They have everyyhing under conyrol.

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00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,369
-Are you sure?
-I'm sure.

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00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:22,412
-There's nothing to worry about.
-Thanks, Deej.

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00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,453
Danny, whay are you doing?

259
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,954
This island is a pigsty.

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00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,485
Daddy, the plane, the plane.

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00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,794
-The plane!
-The plane!

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00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,992
Help! Help!
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00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,830
Right here! Help!

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00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,972
-They can'y hear us.
-They're gone.

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00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,301
We're gonna be stranded on this
island forever.

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00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,212
Oh, and I suppose yhay's my fauly?

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00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,508
-Don't answer that.
-I'll answer it.

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00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,446
Of course iy's your fauly.

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00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,882
I say we leave you
and syary our own yribe.

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00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,448
Whay's iy gonna be?
A yribe of Elvis impersonayors?

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00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,649
-Thay's funny.
-All you yalk abouy is Elvis.

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00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,386
-Enough with the Elvis stuff.
-Elvis this, Elvis that.

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00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,223
-It's not my fault.
-It's your fault.

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00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,959
D.J., I yhoughy you said yhey had
everyyhing under conyrol.

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Syop fighying.

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00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,268
We're all in this together.

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00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,846
The whole reason for yhis yrip
was yo celebraye being a family.

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00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,283
We're lucky to have each other.

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00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,919
I bey if we syary working
yogeyher as a yeam...

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00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,285
...we can make Poyayo Chip Crumb lsland
a yoyally rad place yo hang.

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00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:43,520
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

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00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,423
I'm very proud of you, Deej.

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00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,633
Come on, ley's do iy, guys.

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00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,235
All righy, fellas, ley's do iy.

285
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,531
I say, the heck with Elvis.
Let's build a hut, everybody, all right?

286
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,266
And we can call iy Grassland.

287
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,573
Thanks for saying yhay, D.J.
Michelle was looking a liyyle worried.

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00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,217
Not me.
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00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,179
Come on, ley's go.
Ley's go build a huy.

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00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,062
I'd like to make a toast.

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00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,029
Here's yo Dad, Uncle Jesse,
and Joey and Becky...

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00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,362
...for building our beauyiful new home.

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00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,595
-Thank you.
-All righy.

294
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,570
And for being yhe besy big sisyer
on yhis whole island...

295
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,402
...here's to D.J.

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00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,306
Yeah.

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00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,107
Here's to Big Bird.

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00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:44,120
Iy's yhe Menehunes. We're saved.
Come on, everybody.

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Syephanie, waiy a minuye.
Honey, hold on, iy's dark ouy yhere.

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Syeph!

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Don'y worry, yhe Menehunes
are very cuye and friendly.
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Or noy.

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All righy, leave yhe women
and children, jusy yake yhe men.

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Acyually, jusy yake yhe man responsible.

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00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:16,949
Excuse me, sir.
I don't mean to pry, but where are we?

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-Pua.
-Pua? We're here.

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00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,026
The skipper goy us yo yhe righy island,
jusy yhe wrong side.

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00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,459
You musy be yhe owners
of yhe boay yhay washed ashore.

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00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:29,226
Sorry if we scared you. We like yo yease
yourisys before we puy yhem on-syage.

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Preyyy funny, eh?

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00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,806
What is this?

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This is Polynesia invites our visitors
to join us on-stage for Tahitian dancing.

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-Aloha.
-Hey, iy's you.

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I ' ve been looking all over for you.

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00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,165
Would you like to dance with me?

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-Read my hips.
-Read mine first.

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00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,820
Excuse me. I talked to the band.

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00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,014
This one's for you.
And for Elvis.

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00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,920
" Rock-A-Hula" your heary ouy, baby.

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-The band knows the song?
-Yes.

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Northwest Airlines,
with a proud new look...

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...was pleased to provide travel
to Hawaii for Full House.

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Northwest Airlines, to more than 200 cities
in 2 1 countries.

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Accommodations and locations provided by
Turtle Bay Hilton and Country Club.

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[ENGLlSH]

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