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The Essays o F Elia by Charles Lamp
The Essays o F Elia by Charles Lamp
The Essays o F Elia by Charles Lamp
AND ELIA NA
C HARLES LAMB
LO ND O N
19 1 3
NO TI CE
THE “
Essays of Elia,
ost o f wh ich were c ontribute d to the
m
Lon d on Maga zi n e w e re fi rst published in bo ok form in 18 23 and
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p ass a ges ho w
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ever were , evi dently w ithdrawn fo r purely personal
D eta h ed Th o ugh ts (as they really are) have been restored som e
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Babs on in
CO NTEN T S
A B I O GR A P H I C AL ESS AY ON E LIA .
THE E SSAYS OF E L I A
THE S OUTH H OU S E
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S EA
O X F OR D I N T H E V A C A T I O N
CHRI ST S H O S PITA L F I VE AN D TH I RT Y Y EA RS
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A GO
T HE T wo R A C E S OF ME N
N E w Y E AR S E V E
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MRS B ATT LE S O P I N I ON S O N W H I ST
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A C H A PT E R ON EA R S
ALL F o o L s D A Y
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A QU AKE R S MEETI N G ’
T HE O LD AND T H E N E W S CH OO L M AS T ER
I M P E RF ECT S Y M P A TH I ES
WI T C H ES AN D O TH E R N IG HT F E A R S
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VALE NTIN E S D A Y ’
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MY R ELA TI O N S
M ACKE RY E N D I N H E RTF R DS H I RE
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MY F IR S T P LA Y
M ODE RN G A LL A NTR Y
TH E OLD B E N CH ERS O F T HE I N N E R T E M P LE .
G RA CE BE F O R E M EA T
D R EA M CH I L DR E N ; A R E vE RI E
DIS T A NT CO RR ES P ON DE N T S
v iii CO N T E N T S
TH E P R AI S E O F CHI MN E Y S WEE PE RS
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PO L I S
A D I S SE RT A T IO N UPO N RO AS T PIG
A B A C H EL O S CO M PLA INT O F TH E B E H AV I O U R OF MA RRI ED
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P E OP LE
O N S OM E O F TH E O LD A CT O R S
O N TH E A RTI FI C I AL COM ED Y O F THE LAS T CE NT U RY
O N T HE A CT I N G O F MU N DE N
THE LAST E S S AY S O F E L I A
PR E FA C E
B LAK ES MO OR I N H SH I RE
POO R ELA T IO N S
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D E TA CH ED T HOUG HT S O N BOO K S A N D R E AD I N G
ST A G E I LL USION
T O TH E S H ADE O F ELL I S TO N
E L L I S T ON I A N A
TH E OL M A R G A T E HO Y
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TH E C O N VALESC E NT
S A N IT Y O F T R U E G E N I U S
C A PT A I N J A CK SON
T H E S U P E R A NN U A T ED M A N
TH E G E NT EEL S T Y LE I N W R I T I N G
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BA RB A R A S
TH E T O MB S I N T HE A BB EY
A M I CU S R ED IV I V US
S O M E SONN ET S O F S I R P H I LI P S Y D N E Y
N E WS PA PE R S TH I RT Y F I VE Y EA S A O
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B A RR E NN E S S OF TH E I M AGI N AT I VE F A C U LT Y I N TH E PRO
D U CT I ON S O F M O DE RN A RT
THE W DD I N GE
C O N T EN T S
O LD CH I NA
T HE CH I LD A N G EL ; A D R EA M
III TH A T A M AN MU S T NOT L A U G H AT HI S OW N
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J ES I
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Iv . TH A T S U CH A O N E S Ho ws H I S BR E E I N
D G —TH A T I T
IS EAS Y T o P E RC E I VE H E I s N o G E NT LE
M AN
v . T HA T T HE P OO R CO P Y THE VI OES OF T H E R I C H
VI . TH A T E NOU G H I S AS G OO D A S A FE AS T
VI I . O F T WO D I S P UT AN T S TH E WA RM EST I S G EN ER ALL Y
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I N TH E W RON G
VI II . T H A T VE RB AL ALL U S I O N S A R E NO T WI T B E CA U SE
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T HE Y WI LL N OT B E A R A TR A NSLA T I ON
IX . TH A T TH E WO R S T P U N S A R E TH E B ES T
X . TH A T H A N D SO M E I S TH A T H A N DSO M E D OE S
XI . TH A T WE M US T NOT L OO K A GI FT HO RSE I N T HE
M OUTH
X II . TH A T HOME I S HOM E T HOUG H I T I S N EVE R SO
H O M EL Y .
X II I . TH A T Y OU M U ST LO VE M E A N D L O V E M Y D OG
XI V . TH A T W E S HOULD R I SE WI TH TH E LA R K
XV . TH A T WE S HOU LD L I E DOW N WIT H TH E L AMB ,
X VI . T H A T A S U L KY T E M E R I S A M I S F O RT U N E
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E LI ANA
TH E R E Y N OLDS G ALLE R Y
CO NT EN T S
P AG E
G U Y FA U X
A VI SI ON OF HO R N S
T H E GOO D C L ER K,
A CH A R A CT E R
R EM IN I S C E NC E O F SI R J E FF E R Y D U NS I N
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O N A P ASS AG E I N T H E T E M P ES T
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T H E MONTH S
B IO GR A PH I CA L M E MOI R O F MR L I S TON
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A U T OB IOG R A P H Y O F MR MU N DEN
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T H E I LL U S TR I OU S DE F U NCT
TH E A SS
I N RE S Q U I RR EL S
POS T S CR I P T T o T HE CHA P T E R ON EA R S
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EL IA T o HI S CORRES PO N DE NT S
U N I T A R I A N P R OT EST S
ON THE C U S T O M O F H I SS I N G A T T H E TH EA T RES
C A P T A I N S T A R K EY
A POPU LA R F ALLA C Y TH A T A DE F ORM ED P E R S O N I S A
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LOR D
LE TTE R T O A N O LD G E N T LE MA N W H OSE E D U CA T IO N H AS
BEE N N EG LE CT ED
O N T H E A MB IG U I T I ES A R I S I N G F RO M P R O P E R N A M ES
TH E LAS T P EA C H
R E F LE CT IO NS I N TH E PI LL O R Y
C U PI D S R EVE NG E
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T H E DE F EA T O F T I M E ; O R A T ALE OF THE F A I R I ES
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A DEA TH B ED
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A PPEND I X
A BI O G RAPH I CAL E S SAY O N EL I A
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NE the great char m s o f the E ssays o f E l ia is
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does this per sona l element enter into Lamb s w ri tings that ’
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The d ifii c u l ty is to k now what to receive as fact Chaules .
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accurac y .
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o n his mind He was a lonely ch ild he tells us an d
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moth eaten f urn i t ure o r lay drea min g in the stat ely gar
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O n so m e O f t h e o l d B e nch ers
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Lo ve}, of th e E s say , &c .
t B l ak es m o o r i n H s l l i re .
A B I O G RA P HI C AL E SSAY O N EL I A x iii
h abits , an d oste r his early taste fo r quiet an d stu d i o u s
to f .
his fr ame tended to separate him still more from the other
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with a more tha n boy ish aff ection An d it was not merely .
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smo k y p u b l i c h ou s e called the Salutation and Cat in “
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Sm i th fi e l d
, beguiling the cares o f life with poesy Th eir
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know little o f the history Of his l ove H e speaks f requently .
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aff air
. My mind ran upon you in my madness he ,
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else to do than regret H e saw that i f his father w as t o .
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Share the heavy burden which was thus cast upon him .
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was unanswerable and I set to afresh , .
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cient for these eme r gen cies He watched over his sister s .
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health with pain ful care and through life bore t h e hear t
breaking anxiety occasioned by her precarious state an d
f re quent relapses—
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sen s ibili ty must have been S O much more terrible than the
presence Of any actual mis fo r tune —i f not without a murm ur
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Charles Lloyd once met the brother and sister in the fields
near Hoxton both we eping bitterly walking hand in han d
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E ss ays o f Elia on which alone Lamb s c l ai m t o a
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E l i a s E ngl i s h
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To imitate it would be mere m im icry
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TH E SOU T H SE A H O US E
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a desolation someth i ng li k e Bal
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I p assed b y th e wall s of t
Bal cl u h a , an d t h e y were d e so l ate .
OSS I AN
2 E SSAY S O F EL I A
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once lay an unsunned heap fo r Mammon to have solaced
hi s soli t ary heart with al —long since di s sipated o r scat
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to red into air at the blast O f the break ing o f that f amou s
BUBB LE .
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picture still h angs tak en a little bef ore his death by desire
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r elat on
i t l d a d new London t h e S ite o f Old theatr es
churches streets gone t o decay—where Rosamond s pond
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th e w rath of L ouis t h e
F ou r teenth and h i s dragoons k ep t ,
o f Ho
g L ane and t h e vicinity o f the S even D ials !
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s cu ri t
y o f your station ! This was to y o u instead o f riches ,
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los — double basses —and clarionets —who ate his cold mutton
and dran k h i s punch and praised his ear H e sat li k e L ord .
o f thi ngs
( as th ey called them in the city ) in his beloved
house or did not sigh fo r a retur n o f the o l d stirring days
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I h ave si nce b e en i n form e d , th a th e p r e sen t en an o f th e m i s a t t
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Mr Lam b , a gen l em an wh o i s h ap p y i n th e p osses si on o f s o me c h o i c c
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p i c t u t
res , an d am o n g h e m a r ar e p or rai of t t
i l to n , wh ich I m ea n t o do M
mysel f t h e p l easu re of go i ng to s e e , an d at th e sam e i me t o refresh my . t
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m em o ry w i h th e sig h o f o l d scenes t
Mr Lamb has . .
the t h e racter of a
rig h t co u rte ou s an d c ommuni ca i ve coll ec o r ] t t .
T HE SO U T H SEA -
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l if e w as fo rm al Hi s actions s eemed r uled with a ruler
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u ard with a tenac ity like the grasp o f the dying hand that
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comme n ded their i n terests to his protect ion W ith all this .
th u in an o ffi ce
o without som e quirk that lef t a sting !
Thy gibes and thy jokes are n o w extinct o r survive but in ,
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( his reputed author ) had been a rake in his days and visited ,
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i n G eorge the Second s days and was the same who was
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and still stranger inimitable , ,
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over me i t is proper to have done with t his solemn
mock ery .
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while it rea d s seems
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as though it read not ) never ,
to your book s
“ i i a 9 f f t
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impression o f sonnets epigra m s es sa ys s o that the , ,
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i ts promotion .
scension .
an d d o m
g away with-
altogether o f those
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s t i e s and sprinklings o f f reedom through the f our seasons
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poses dead l etter days There was Paul and Ste phen an d
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Barnabas
A n dr e w an d J h n m n famo us i n o l d ti m e s o , e
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were used to keep all their days holy as long ba
we ck as ,
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W hen I w as at scho ol a t Christ s I remember their e fli g e s
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p e rceived and
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pay a devoir to some F ounder o r noble or ,
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longed to new coat him in r u ssia and assign him his place
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c aputs and heads o f coll eges care less than anybody els e
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ab o u t these question s —
C o n te n ted to su ck th e m il ky foun
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EL I A
tains th e ir Alma Mate rs without in quiring into the
of ,
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their good glebe l ands i n m ama and care not m uch to rak e
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short sighted n ess ( the e ff ect
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o f late studies an d
watchings at t h e midnight o il ) D is the most absent o f .
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r egret Some two o r three hours af ter his wal k ing des ti
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rigorously
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thee he pass es
, re on o r bei n
with g s t
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pp e
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is o n Mount Tabor o r Par nassus —o r féo s phered w i th
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would take no immediate no tice but
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keep Thy s ervants above all things fro m the heinous sin , ,
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because their char act er is unobtr u sive like his o w n , ,
par ting from friends houses ; and from all the inns o f ’
versa t ion
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C H RI ST S ’
H OSPI TAL
F I VE A ND TH I RT Y Y EARS AGO .
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was e n deared t o
his palat e with a lump o f d ouble r efi n e d and a smack O f -
eo nSc i o u s n e s s .
13 E SSAY S O F EL I A
I was a poor frien dles s bo y My parent s and those wh o .
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O t h e cruelty Of sep arating a poor lad f rom his early
homestead The yearnings which I u sed to have towards
it in those u n fl e dge d years ! Ho w in m y dreams w ould my , ,
t rees ,
and f aces H o w I wo u ld wak e weeping an d in the ,
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game went o n fo r better than a week till the foo lish beast
not able to fare well but he must cry roast meat—happier
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o f L s admired Perry
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gou l e an d held
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i n e q ual detestatio n su ff ere d u n d m .
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He ate stran ge fle h s .
C H R I ST S H O SP I T AL
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and in an especial ,
away and secretly stow in the settle that s t ood at his bed
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o u t t o be the parents of an h onest couple come to
decay wh om th is seasonable supply had in all p roba
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This was the punishment fo r the first off enc e —As a novice
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without sight o f any but the porter who brought him his
bread and water — who mi ght not sp eak to him O r Of the ,
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beadle who came twice a week to call him o u t to receive
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O ne o t wo i n tance s o f l
r y r ttem p te d su i c i d e acco d in gl y
s . u n ac ,
o a , r ,
at l e gth c o n vi n c e d th
n gov n o s f th e i m p o l i e
y o f th i s p a t
er f t h e r o c r O
s n te ce a d t h e m i d n i gh t to t
e n ,
n e t o th e Sp i i ts was di p ens d wi th r ur r s e .
t O f Ho war d b i n
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e d u e to H ol y Pa l ) m eth i nk s I co ul d
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or wh i h (s i g t h
c reav n e r e ve nc u
wi ll i ngl y s p i t u
po n h is S t at u e .
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watchet weeds carefully e if ac e d he was exposed i h ,
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re nce f t h steward to be seen f o r the las t ti m e of
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all that we had learned about them There was now and .
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G reece o r haughty R ome that passed current among u s
Peter Wilkins —the Adventures o f the Ho n Captain R obert
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Boyle the F ortunate Blue coat Boy—and the lik e O r w e
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s lumbers an d work like play and i nn o c en t i d l en ess and
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vul tu o r i n sp i cer e i n p a ti nas o f Te r e n c e
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t h i n jests which ,
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powdered b e t ok e n i n g a m il d day Th e o t h er ; an o l d di s
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th e for m e r w as d ig gi n g h i s b r ai n s fo r c ru de an t h e m s, w orth a
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W ou l d b e r e c r e a i n g h i s gen t l e m an l y fan c y i n t h d mo re
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fl o we ry w al k s o f th e u se s M
A l i tl e d ram at i c e ff u s io n o f h is , u n de r th e
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n am e o f Ve r t
u m n u s an d Po mo n a is
fo rg o te n b y th e ch r o ni c l e rs
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not y et t
of th t of l i te r a t t
I t was acc e p e d b y G ar r ic k , b u t th e o wn di d t
ti n —
at so r u re .
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th at i t w s t a oo cl a s si ca l f o r r ep r es enta t i on .
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their pro fession and when in advanced age one f o u nd 1 t
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mitre high in India where the r egni n ovi tas ( I dare say )
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with a reverence for home institu tions and the church which ,
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Coleridge L ogician Metaphysician Bard, Ho w have I ,
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seen the casual passer through the Cloisters s tan d still ,
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Pindar echoed
to the accents o f the i nsp i r e d c hari ty boy
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war : Master Co te r i dge like the f ormer was built far higher , ,
invention .
Allen with the cordial smile and still more cordial laugh
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and F who
impelled the former by a roving temper the latter by too
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G sanguine volatile sweet natured ; F , dogged ,
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TH E TWO R AC E S OF MEN .
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a ges A lcibiades F a l s t afl S i r R ichard S teele our late
incomparabl e Brin sley—what a family lik eness in al l ,
four !
What a careless even deportment hath your borrower
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tha t thou los e not in the end with thy worldly penny the , ,
i n gl y as it we re half way
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Co me a han dsom e sacrifice -
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noble enemy .
To sl ac k en vi r tue , an d ab at e
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h er e d ge ,
Th an p ro m p h er to d o t a ug h t m ay m e ri t p ra i se.
3 2 ESS A Y S O F EL I A
he se t tb r th , l i ke s o m e Al ex an de r , u p on h i s gr e at ente 1 prise ,
. bo rr o wing an d t o borr o w !
I n his pe r ieges is , o r tr iumph a n t progress throughout thi s
i s land , it h as been c alculate d that he laid a ty the part o f t h e
i nhabita n ts under contribution I reject this estimate as
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plies became necessary the first person that had the felicity
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in h is depredations !
That foul gap in the bottom shel f f acing you like a great
eye tooth knocked o u t —
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powers o f understand i ng and appreciating the s ame .
s helves is sa f e ?
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The slight vacuum i n t h e left hand case two shelve s -
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eye a los
of er—was w hi l om
the commodiou s sti g place re n -
s ons when the F ates bor rowed H ector H ere stood the
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Melancholy in sober state There loitered
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with eyes closed mourns his ravished mate ,
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all sound all bells (bells the music nighest border
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should have pined away seven o f m y goldenest years, when
I was thrall to the f air hair and f airer eyes of Alice
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o f fi v e and f ort -
as i f it had been a child o f some other
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smal l pox at five , and rougher medicam ents I can lay its
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poor fevered head upon the sick pillow at Christ s and wake ’
how imaginative ,
len i f the chil d I
myself —
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f o u t o f ; an n n o o fi :
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character not lik ely to let slip the sacred observance of any
o l d institution ; and the ringing o u t o f the Ol d Y ear was
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town and country ; the u ns peakab le rural Soli t udes and the ,
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o f be i ng s taggers me
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jui ces o f meats and fishes and society and the cheerful '
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li ght and fireside conversations and i n
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go o u t with life
“Can a ghost laugh or shake his gau n t sides when you
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P osi ti ve
Those antidotes prescribed against the f ear o f thee are
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c heerf ul Mr Cotton . .
T H E N E W YE AR .
HARE , th e co c k c r o ws
yo u b ri gh t s tar , an d
Te l l s u s th e d ay h i msel f s n o t far ;
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He g i l ds th e wes te r n h i l l s wi h li gh ? t t !
N EW YEAR S E VE
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With h i m o l d J an u s do h ap p ear, t
Peep i ng i n o th e fu ure year ,
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Wi h suc h a l o ok as seems to say
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Th e p ros p ec i s n o t o o d h a way
g t t .
Th u s do we ri se i ll s 1gh ts to see ,
An d gai n st o u rs e l ve s t o p ro p h es y
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Wh en th e p rep h e ti c fear o f h in gs t
A m o re torm en ti n g mi s ch i ef b ri ng s,
M or e f u l l o f sou l o r m en i n g gal l
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Th an d i re s m i sch i e f s c an b e fal l .
Hi s reve rs d fac e m ay sh o w di s as e ,
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An d f rown u p o n th e il l s ar e p ast
t t t
B u t h a whi c h h i s way l oo ks i s c l ear,
An d smil e s u p o n th e N e w b o r n Y e ar -
He l o ok s too fr om a p l ac e so h i gh ,
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Th e yea l i e s op e n to hi s e ye
An d al l th e m om e n s o p en are t
x t
To t h e e ac d i sco erer v .
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Yet m o e and m o re h e s mi l e s p on u
Th e h ap p y revol u io n t .
Wh y sh ou l d we h en sus pec or fe ar t t .
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Th e i n uen c es o f a y ear ,
So sm i l e s u p o n u s th e r s m o rn, fi t
An d sp e ak s u s g o o d so s o o n as bo rn ?
Pl ague on t ! th e l ast was i l l en ou gh
’
Th i s cann ot b u t m ak e b e e r p ro o f tt
t
O r , at th e w o r s , as w e b i u sh d th rou gh
’
Th e l ast , wh y s o w e m ay h i s to o ; t
An d th en th e n e xt
i n reas on sh ou d
’
x
B e su pe re cel l en l y goo d : t
For th e wor s t 1l l s (we d ail y se e)
Hva e n o m o re p e r p e u i y t t
Th an t h e b e st fo r u n e s t h a d o fal l t t
Wh i ch al so b ri ng u s w h er e wi h al t
t
Lo n ger h ei r b ei n g to su p p o r , t
t
Th an h o se d o o f t h e o h e so r t r t
An d wh o h as o n e goo d y ear in h r ee , t
An d yet rep ines at d e s i ny , t
Ap p ears u n gra e f ul in h e case, t t
'
t
And m eri s no t th e goo d h e h as .
Th en l et u s w e l co m e th e Ne w G u e s t
Wi h l u s y b ri mmers of th e b e st
t t
M i rth al way s sh oul d Good Fo tun e mee t r
An d ren d er s e en D is as e r s w e et :
’
t
An d h ou gh t h e P i n ce ss tu rn h e r b ac k ,
t r
Le t us bu t l i n e o ursel ves wi th s ack ,
We be e r s h al l b y far h o l d ou t
tt ,
t
Till th e n ex y ea r s h e fac e a b o u t .
42 E SSAY S O F EL I A
Ho w say y o u reader — ,
d o n o t t hese verses smack o f t h e
at playing at them .
T h i s was b e fo r e th e in t oduc ti on
r o f r u g s , reader. You m ust re
t
mem b e r th e i n o l era b l e c rash of th e u n s we p t c ind e rs be t xt
wi y o ur foo t
an d th e marb l e ]
[
J
r A s i f a sp o r s mt
an s h o u l d t
'
e ll you h e l i k ed to kil l a fo xo ne d ay an d
l o s e h i m th e n e xtf l
44 E SSAY S O F EL I A .
persons The uncertai nty and quick shi f ting o f par tners
.
, ,
, ,
as s ort ment o f the court car d s the pretty antic habits like
-
- -
“
All these might be dispe n se d w ith ; and with their
nak ed names up on the drab pasteboard t h e game might g o ,
”
a sl at e !
The Ol d lady with a smile con fessed the soundness o f
, ,
—
.
o f sel f denial -
Sarah Battle was a gentlewoman born
. .
s quare S h e would
. a 1 gue thus Cards are warfare : the
ends are gain with glory But cards are war in dis ,
.
,
.
,
, ,
But I n square games (s he meant whi st) all that 18 pos sible to ,
o r even
‘
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no th i ng
—
.
, ,
p y o r .
,
4 8 E SSAY S OF EL I A
—
th ey w e re a m ere
ys te m of o ve r reac hing Pl ay ed fo r
s -
.
,
against anothe r s ;
-
’
-
.
— .
a n d h u m b l e y ou a re gl ad to put up w ith an in fe ri o r
,
s pring o f action .
A C HA P T E R ON EAR S 49
whis t
I grant it i s not the h ighes t style o f man—I deprecate
.
the manes o f —
Sarah Battle she lives n o t alas to whom I ,
should apologise .
,
I love to get a tierce
o r a quatorze though they mean nothing
,
I am subdue d .
me .
'
That last game I had with my sweet cousin ( I capotte d
ner) —(dare I tell thee how f oolish I am — I wished it ,
—
H AVE no e ar .
envy the mul e f o r his plenty o r the mole fo r her exactn ess
in those ingenious laby rinthine inlet s—those indispensabl e
, ,
side intelligencers
-
—
D ef oe that hideo us disfigurement which constraine d h i m
, ,
E l ss n h igh t d
ar e b h d D e fo e
o DW M J s oo . u na as e , .
“
’
50 E SSAY S O F EL I A
ease upon that ar ti cl e I was never I thank my s tars
at .
, ,
”
strangely So does I n i nf ancy
.
But they were u s e d t o
“
.
F a nny V e a t h e r
V
al o f the Te m ple w h o had power to thr ill
the soul o f E lia s m all imp as he was even i n his long
, ,
, o n his return h e ,
“
, ,
—
fro m a superio r refinement soon convinced him
,
that so m e
being technically perhaps deficient but h i gh e I in formed
—
,
v at e d
) enth usiasm coul d never
,
have elicited fro m th em I .
ar ty in p arl ou r
a
All si l e n t , an d al l DAMNED .
—
, ,
ri en c e d something
g rove ,
bet w ixt wood and water by some brook si d e and , ,
, ,
g r ati ss i mu s er r or A most
. incomparable delight to build
castles in the ai r t o go smil ing to themsel ves actin g an
,
“
, ,
”
cannot resist .
into a chapel his week days into Sundays and thes e latter
-
,
‘
, ,
( whether
it be that in w h i ch t h e Psalmist weary o f the persecutions
—
, ,
\
, ,
rap t ab o ve e arth ,
A n d p oss ss j y s no t p r m i se d t m y b i th
'
e o o a r .
1 h v e be n th and sti ll w ul d g
’
a
T is lik e
e
a
er e,
l i ttl e h e aven b l w — e o
o
. DR
o
. WA ma ' ‘
.
54 E SSAY S or EL I A
laid a soul prostrate goes o n in his power to infl ict more
— , , ,
'
I ,
my wits end —
,
—
, ,‘
her toil s —
p , , g e ,
, ,
, at once m a ll ens h er e
1 am Marcion Eb i o n and Ce r i n th u s
—G o g and Magog—what not —till the coming in o f the
, ,
A LL F O O LS ’
D AY .
'
.
wise acre I can tell him Stul tus sum Tr an slate me that
-
,
. .
,
—
—
wise melancholy politic por this day and let us troll
—
no t o n
th e catch o f Amiens—du c a d me
, ,
du e ad me h o w goes it
He e sh ll h e see r a
Gr o s s fo ol s as he .
.
,
— Th e cr az y o l d c h ur c h cl o c k ,
,
‘
j
“ ’
, o
Lt He wh o to enjoy
Pl to E l y siu m l eap d i nto t h e sea—I
,
’ ’
a s ,
[ 1 Th e b il d xt f Bab e l o n th e p l ai n
—l
u e rs n e o
O f Se nna
56 E SSAY S OE EL I A
d ot u s o rect ly at ei ght hundr ed mi ll ion t oises or there
c r , ,
—
.
W a h t the magnanimous
, A l exander 1 n t ears 9 cry baby , ,
Mister A dams ,
correct that e r r or .
-
.
, ,
m and —
ou
y .
,
, .
— ,
th y .
la s t patron is fl own ,
.
Pan di on
'
Ki n g h e i s d ead ,
,
Al l th y fr i e n d s are l ap t i n l ead .
FO O LS D AY
’
A LL 57
M l v
now to the o ther with that a o an smile as i f Cerl,
i
vantes not G ay had written it f o r his hero ; and as i f
, ,
'
thousands o f perio ds must revolve bef ore the mirro r o f
-
"
,
damsel s .
i t
i n sober verity
’
that simple architect that b uilt his house upon the sand , ,
I fe lt a
,
— ,
any that had not some tin cture o f the absurd in their
char acters I venerate an h onest obliquity o f understand
.
dot
te r e l s —
, ,
’
, .
, ,
S til l -
r b o n S i l ence th ou th at t
ar
F l oo d gate of th e d e ep er h ear t !
-
O ff sp ri ng o f a h eaven l y ki n d !
F rost o th e m o u th , and th aw o th e mi nd !
’ ’
S ecre cy s co n dan t , an d h e
’
fi
Wh o mak es r eli g i o n m ys ter y !
t
Ad mi r a i on s sp eak ing s t o n gu e !
’ ’
t
L e ave th y d e se r t sh ad e s am on g
, .
Re vere n d h er m i t s h al l o w d c e l l s ,
’ ’
Wh ere r e ir ed d e vo i o n d wel l s !
t t
Wi th th y e n h u si as ms com e , t
S e i z e our t ong ues an d s rik e us d u m b ! ‘
t
would st thou k n ow what true peace and quiet
E AD E R ,
’
Fro m “
Poe m s o f al l so r ts ,
”
by Ric h a rd Fl eck no 16 53 .
60 E SSAY S O F EL I A
pace alone in the cloisters or side aisles
To of so me
cathedral time stricken ;
,
-
O r un d e r h an gi n g m o u n ai n s , t
O r b y t h e fal l o f f ou n a in s t
is but a vul gar lux ury com pared with that wh i ch those
enjoy w h o come together f o r the purposes o f mo r e c omplete ,
Q ua k ers Meeting
’
H ere are n o tombs no inscriptions
.
, .
—
S an d s, t
i gnobl e h i ngs ,
t
D r o p fro m th e m i n e d s i d e s o f k i ng s
Ho w r e ver e n d 1s th e vi ew o f th e se h u sh e d h ead s ,
L o ok in g t an qui l li ty !
r
,
-
as haply it
will wander—yet my spirit hath gravely felt the wisdom
-
I
have witnessed that which brought be fore my eyes you r
heroic tran quillity in fl exi ble to the r u de jests and serious
,
presbytery I have seen the reel ing sea r u flian who had
.
- -
re ce i x e a mom
in ent a new heart and presently sit amon g ,
,
’
o f the beautif ullest humility yet keep his first grounds and
t i z e ap os tati ze all and think they can never get far enough
, ,
'
from the society o f their f ormer errors even to the renun ,
ale
vanity was m ixed up where the tones were s o full o f ten
,
Th e striving s .
”
theirs H e had been a WI T in his youth he told us with
.
“
, ,
—
fi
h ave "
been in the milder c av e r n s o f Tr o p h o n i u s ; 01 as i n '
'
—
lain tied u p and captive Yo u have ba thed w ith stillness . .
,
'7
the gentle Quak ers !
Their garb and stillness conj oin ed present auni formity
'
, ,
li ke o n e .
’
p olis from all parts of the United Kingdom they show like
, ,
NE W
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64 E SSAY S OF EL I A
respondence with a very dear friend in the fi rs t named o f -
the widest conjectur e s con cer ning Egypt and her shepherd ,
-
f o r 1 shou ld have brought the same i n
obser vant s pir it into the world with me had I fi rst seen it
o n D evo n s l eaf y s hores
’
— and am no less at a loss among
,
’
,
,
T HE O L D AN D N EW SC HO O L M A ST E R 65
man , t h at d oe s n ot kn ow me I lat e ly go t m t o a di l em ma .
of t hi s s ort .
n either his clerk his son nor his servant but s omething
, , ,
w as just come f resh from the sight and doubtless had hoped ,
.
,
" U rn B u r i al
f ,
68 E SSAY S OF EL I A
f oreseeing the i n q o nv en i e n ce and favourably providing the ,
noun !
The fine dream is fading away fast ; and t h e least con
cern o f a teacher in the present day is to inculcate gram
mar r u les-
.
s ay omniscient
,
H e i s to know something Of pneumatics
.
Mr Har t l i b
—
these things these o r the desire o f them—h e is
. .
A l l ,
th e
ti m e o f the day—a passing clou d — a rainbow— a waggon o f
, ,
—
which he is doome d to read te dious homilies to distasting
schoolb oys Vacations themselves are none to him he is
.
,
,
, ,
, .
”
E ven a chi ld that plaything for an hour
.
, ,
—
They seem to modulate my periods They o u ght at least to .
.
,
which your thou ghts are cast must be your own Intellect , .
, .
friends .
,
.
and she kept her word What wonders will not woman s
—
’
.
.
,
app e ars other than the m aster 3 wif e and she looks u p to me ’
,
Bridget .
I MPE RF E CT SY MP A T H IE S .
I am o f a co n s ti t ti
u th at i t con so rts and sym p athis eth
on so gen eral ,
t
wi h al l thi ng I h n
s t or rath er i di osyn crasy in n yth i ng
av e o an ti pa h y , a .
T h ose n t
j
u d i ce t
a ura
h e F
l ep g r ciu d o n ot to u h m n o do I b eh ol d w ith p e
e n ch I t l i n S p an
r ,
n an
a a
es
r d or D u tch
, R l
iai gi o Medi ci
,
c e,
—
r
e
r
activiti es
Stan ding o n earth not rap t above th e sk y , ,
cannot like me —
.
:
fi
I wo ul d b e u n d er s to o d as con ni n g m y sel f to th e s u b ec o f i mp erf ect j t
sy mp a th i es To n ati on s or c l as se s o f m e n th ere c an b e n o d i rec an i p a h y
. t t t .
v
Th ere m ay b e i ndi id ual s bo rn an d co n s el l a ed so o pp osi te to ano h er t t t
t t t
i n di vi d u al na u r e , h a t h e sam e sp h e re c ann o t h ol d h e m I h a e met t . v
wi th m y m oral anti p o des an d can b e l ie e th e s ory o f t wo p ersons mee t
, v t
i ng ( wh o n e ve r saw o n e an oth er b efor e i n th eir l i ves ) an d i ns tantl y
fi tgh i ng.
We
b y p ro o f fi n d h e re sh o ul d be t
T wi x t m an an d man s u c h an an t i pat h y,
’
t
Th at h ou gh h e c an Sh o w n o u st reas o n Wh y j
Fo r an y for m er wro n g o r i n u ry , j
Can n e i th er fi nd a b l e m i s h i n h i s fam e ,
t
N o r au gh i n fac e or feat ure us tl y b l am e , j
Can c h al l e n ge o r ac c u se h i m o f n o e vi l
’
j fi t
o i n s a c uri o u s s to ry i n co n rm a i o n, o f a S p an i ar d w h o a te m p e d t o t t
assass i nate a k i n g Fer d in an d o f S p ai n , an d b ei n g p u t t o t h e r ac k c oul d
t
give no o h er re as o n fo r th e d e ad b u t an i nve e rat e an ip a h y whi c h h e t t t ‘
t fi t
h ad ak e n to t h e r s s i gh o f th e ki ng t .
Th e c aus e t t ac t comp el l d h im
w h i ch to h a
’
Was , he n e er
’
l o ved hi m s inc e h e first beh el d h i m .
"
74 E SSA YS O F EL I A
wardrobe ( to con f ess fairly) has fe w whole pieces in it .
The light that lights them is not steady and polar but .
,
gree n ear They deli ght to impar their def ective discoveries
. .
t
, , ,
, , ,
'
,
”
that was impossible because he was dead An i m p r ac
, .
, ,
r al i t
y that necessarily confines the passage t o the margin ? “
'
are a piece o f stubborn antiquity c ompar ed With which ,
inte rco urse with any o f that nation I conf ess that I have .
‘
s e l ve s, an d
en t t i n th e i comp n y w ith el ati ng f ts f no use
er a r a , r ac o co ~
q u n ce
e n t t ,l l ot f t h
a e ro d
a f souh mm o
o n i n i d e n t h a
p pen o uc co c s as a
ev y d
er y ; a n d th i
a I h ve b e ved m s f q n tl y am n g t h e S
a o s ts r o re re ue o co
r
c i c u m st an c es o f t im e or p l ac e ; w h i c h k i n d di sco ur se i f i t were
of . no t
li t t l e r e l i e v ed b y th e u n c o ut h t erm s a n d p h ra s e s , a s w e l l as a c c e n t an d
—
a
g e st u r e , p e c u l i ar to th at c o u n t r y ,
'
w o u l d b e h ar d l y t ol e ra bl e . Hm t a
t o w a r d s an Es s ay on Con/ver s a t i on .
I M P ER FE C T SY M P A T H I E S 77
—
Lincol n Centuries o f injury contempt and hate o n th e
.
, , ,
the other between our and their f athers must and ought
,
‘
to aff ect the blood o f the chi ldren I cann ot believe it can .
’
,
all are beauties in the dark I boldly con fess that I do not .
“
The Children o f Israel pass ed through the R ed Se a ! ”
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.
,
7 8 E SSAY S o r E LI A
ursuit o f gain sharpen a m an s visage n ever heard
'
of
’
p ,
I .
—
-
.
f emale physiognomy
-
I admire i t
. b u t with trembling
Jael had those f ull dark inscrutable eyes .
lightening the air and tak ing o ff a load from the bosom
,
‘
But I cannot lik e the Quak ers (as D esde mona would say
.
, , ,
, ,
To i t a guest wi th D n i el t h i s p l se
'
s a a u
,
‘
without the vulgar assum ption that they are more given ,
. .
'
a peculiar character to keep up o n this head They .
o
.
i n g t o an oath i n e x tr em e cases s an c t ifi e d as it is by al
l ,
80 E SSAY S O F E LI A
may be retorted the Quaker The astonishing composure
, .
were used on the part o f the Quak ers f o r which the heated ,
.
,
o u sl
y pronounced became a f ter a time inaudible and n,
o w
my conscience which the whimsical scene had fo r a while ,
v el r
y the oaks o f the f orest —o r that S pit s and kettles only
o f the earth
—
should lay preposterous siege to the weak
,
82 E SSA Y S OF E LI A
'
niversal belief that these wretches were in league with
u
, , ,
o n the passage
,
Hi s acquiesce n ce i s i n exact analogy to
.
, .
upper shelf I have not met with the work from that time
.
1
the s ol uti on o f the objection regul arly tac k ed
to t hat The obj ecti on was a summary o f wh atever di di
.
'
never laid my head o n my pill ow I s u p p ose f r o m th e
f ourth to the seventh o r eighth year o f my li fe —s o f ar as
, ,
.
,
a sure
)
true I durst not even in the day light once ente r the
.
,
-
never met with the picture the fears wo uld have c ome ,
FEAR S 85
cies and fro m his little m idnight pillow this nurse chil d ,
-
g , ;
, , .
. or .
N me s
a , w h o se sen se we s e e n o t,
Fray us wi th t h in gs h at b e t no t ?
.
, ,
,
e , , ,
l
ple idea o f a spiri t une m
,
on t h t on a l on e m e road
e a so
D oth w l k n fe r an d d ead a 1 a r ,
A d h vi n g ce turn 1 o n d wal k s on
’
n a on ,
( r u ,
A n d t ur n s n o m or e h i s h e ad ;
B e c au se h e k no ws a fn g h t f ul
'
fi en d
D oth cl os e b e h i n d h im tr e ad * .
existence .
Mr s Co l e ri dge ’
s A nc i e n t Mari ner .
' '
86 1
i i E SSAY S O F E LI A
' "
My igh t n long cea sed t o be afll i c t i v e I .
—
, , , ,
, , , ,
‘
, ,
I have f ormerly
travelled amon g the Westmoreland f ells—m y highest Alps
.
,
—
,
p ov e rty o f m d r e am s m o r t ifi e s me
‘
There is Coleridge
at h i s w
. .
and caverns ,
Wh er e Al p h '
,
th e sacre d r i ver , m s,
to solac e t —
his nigh solitudes when I cannot muster a
fi ddle Barry Cornwall has his tritons and his nereids gam
.
—
boling before him in nocturnal visions an d proclaiming ,
B ru sh d wi th th e h i ss ustl i ng win gs
’
of r .
Singing Cupids are thy choristers and thy precentors ; and '
thee .
'
tortured into more allegories and afl e c tat i o n s than an opera
h at . What authority we have in history or mythology fo r ,
”
gives a very echo to the throne where hope is seated .
, , ,
”
days ; y ou will say That is not the post I am sure
Visions o f L ove o f Cupids o f H ymens l—delightf ul eternal
.
.
, ,
, ,
—
,
‘
and heartless allegory but all t h e prettiest stories of love ,
f orgot n o H ero ‘
a d L ea der and swans more t h an s an g
' ’
r,
n n ,
. .
, ,
,
.
. .
operations
Male aunts as somebody calls them I had none—to r e
.
’
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, ,
—
.
, ,
,
-
. .
~
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'
dean lights and shades which make u p h i s story I mu st , l
.
. ,
,
M Y RELA T I O N S 93
r down of everything that has not s to o d t h e test o f age
experiment V i th a hundred fine notions chasing o n e
.
V '
at either t h at I c an dis ,
«
94
in a v ery obstructing manner at the f oot o f Joh n Mur ray s
—
‘ ’
,
“
,
better than we are thu s s i tting thus consul ting pre fers
fo r his part a state o f rest to locomotion —
, , ,
”
with an eye ~
, ,
'
He has some speculat ive no ti o ns against l aughter, and will
maintain that laughing is not natural to h i m—when p e r -
z
i t t th i k h t th fi i ngenu ou s l ads i n f ew
"
a p y o n t a es e ne a
'
year s
wi l l all be changed i nto f ri vol ous Member s of P ar l i ament !
Hi s youth was fiery glowin g tempestuous —acn d i n age
'
, ,
. It , . . .
, .
- -
( -
) y
—
,
the rest f rom his pillo w f o r days and nights With the , .
”
yoke f ellow with Time t o have e ff ected as much fo r the
-
,
p giv e y o u somse
are not already sur
t h e hand , i f y ou are
to go with us o n an e x c u r s i o n which we made a
,
'
'‘
MACKE RY END ,
I N HE RI F ORD S HI RE .
“
,
than ex pressed ; an d
n my voice more kind
cou sin burst into tears and complained ,
, ,
—
, , .
v
,
,
‘
ex
p l o1 e .
, ,
B u t th ou t t d i d st p p ea so f ir , ha a r a
To fo d i m gin ti n n a a o ,
D st i v l i n th e l i gh t o f d ay
o r a
H er d l i t ti n ! e ca e cr e a o
e asily remembered
,
M A C KERY E N D I N HERT FO RD SHI RE ,
. 101
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Chri stian names S o Christians should call o n e another
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old e ff aced
images o f more than half f orgotten names and circum -
MY F I R ST P L AY .
the north end o f Cross court there yet stands a por tal
A
T
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I ran to announce it .
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S light keys and insignificant to outward s ight bu t openi ng
, ,
r idge i n H e i t f o r d Sh i r e
, When I j o u i n e y e d down t o tak e
.
with o n e o f these we ‘
I
chase a bill o f the chase p ro chuse But when we
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a ho
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candy y e t to my i ai s e d imaginati on divested o f its
homelier qual ities it appeared a glorified candy The
,
,
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orchestra lights at length rose those fair Auroras Once ,
,
M Y F I R ST P LA Y 105
H arlequin s invasion .
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The next play to which I was tak en was the Lady o f the
Manor o f which with the exception o f some scenery very
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al l wondered all
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L othbury .
equally .
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title .
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tenderly escorting a market woman w hom -
de fend them The roses that had lon g faded thence still
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a li ttle be f ore
woman who had not brought h ome his cravats quite to the
,
o n e ( nami ng th e mi l li ner
) and had f ailed o f bringing home
p l i e
”
an d title to them .
way of think ing in this rebuk e which she gave her lover ;
,
, ,
right Oppo site the stately stream which washes the garden ,
foot with her yet scarcely trade polluted waters and seems -
, ,
arrests o f S leep
Ah ! y t d oth b eauty l ik e a d ial h n d
e a
S t al f o m hi s fig e an d o p ac e p erc ei ved 1
e r ur , n
W h at wo n d r o u s l i fe i s th i s I l e ad !
Ri p e ap p l e s dr o p ab o u t m y h e ad .
Th e l u s c i ou s c l us ter s o f th e vi n e
Up o n t
m y m ou h d o c u sh h ei r w i n e r t .
Th e t
n e c ar i n e , an d c u r i o u s p eac h ,
In o t m y h an d s t h em sel ve s d o r e ac h .
t
S u m b l i ng on m e l on s , as 1 p ass ,
I n sn ar e d wi th o w e rs , fl I fal l on gr ass .
M ean wh i l e th e m i n d f ro m p l eas u r e l e s s
Wi h draws i n o i ts h ap p i n e ss
t t .
T h e m i n d th t oce n wh e e e h k i nd
, a a ,
r ac
Doe st i gh t i ts o wn r ese m b l n
s ra fi nd a ce
Y e t i t c e te s tr an s c en di g th e
r a , n se ,
F ar o th e wo l d s an d oth
r seas ;
r er
A nn ih il ti n g l l th t s m ade
’
a a a
T a g e n th gh t i n a g een sh ade
o r e ou r .
He t th e f u nt i n s li di ng f t
’
re a o a s oo ,
m e f u i t tre s m o sy ro t
’
O at
r so r -
e s o ,
C ti ng th e bo dy s v st asi de
’
as e ,
My o l i nto t h e bo gh s do es gli d e
s u u
Th er e l ik e a bi d i t si ts nd s i ng
, r , a s,
Th n w h ets an d c l p s i ts il e wi n gs
e a S v r ,
A n d ti l l p ep are d fo l o n g
, r fl igh t r er ,
W ve i n i ts p l mes th e v i u l i gh t
a s u ar o s
Ho w c ou l d su ch s we e t an d w h o l e s o m e h o urs
fl
B e r e ck o n e d b u t w i t h h e rb s an d o we rs ? ‘
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m y first hint o f al legory ! They
must account to me fo r these things which I miss s o ,
greatly .
F m py f v sesroti tl d Th G d n
a co o er en e e ar e .
1 16 E SSAY S O F EL I A
fe w instru ctions to his m an L ovel w h o was a quick little
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day and added
,
Miss Blandy must be hanged by this
time I suppose
,
Instances of this sort are perpetual
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person but wan ted metho ght the spirit that should have
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who at the , ,
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B E N C HE R S O F T HE I N NER T E M P LE 1 1
7
u n accompanied wetting the pavement o f B
,
d Ro w with -
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as he s aid the maids drawing water all day long
,
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1 20 -
ESS A Y S O F EL I A “
him was old Barton —a jolly negation who took upon him ,
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old men covered with a man tle walkin g upon the ear t h
—
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;
the seeds of ex
aggeration will be busy there and vital —from every day ,
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PS
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I have
done injustice to the soft shade o f Samuel
Salt Se e what i t is to trust to imper f ect memory and the
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may the y ounk ers o f t his generation eye you pacing your ,
proper end o f f
contemplated by them The poor man s bread is his daily
.
’
101 enn1 al
1
Again the pl a inest diet seems the fittest to be precede d
,
plain mutton with turnips and have leisure t o refl ect upon
,
u pon
y o u it seems impertinent to interpose a religious
,
amiss .
p at i b i l i t
y o f the scene and t h e viands be f ore him with the
still small voice can be heard and the reason o f the grace
returns—with temperate diet an d restri cted dishes G lut
,
t
Fr es h e o r p ur l i n g b rook, fo r wh i c h was d rai ne d
Pon tu s an d Lu cri n e b ay and A fri c c oast
, , .
‘
indeed ,
A s ap p etite i s wo nt to dre am ,
Bu t what meats
H i m th o ugh t h e b y th e b rook o f Ch e ri th stood ,
He s aw t h e p r o p h e al so h ow h e fl e d t
t t
I n o th e de se r , an d h o w th ere h e sl e p t
j
Un d e r a uni p e r ; h en h o w awaked t
He fou n d h is su p p e r on t h e coal s p r ep a ed , r
A nd b y t h e an ge l was b i d r i se an d eat ,
A n d ate th e se c o n d i m e af e r re p o s e , t t
t t
T h e s re ng h wh e reo f s u f c ed h i m for ty day s fi
t t t
S o m e i m e s , h a w i h E l i ah h e p ar o o k t j t ,
t
O r as a gu e s w i th D an i e l at h i s p u l s e .
secra tion o f no ar k but the fat tureen bef ore him Graces . .
while the good man o f the house and the v i sitor clergyman ,
imal sense —,
till some o n e recalled a legend which to l d ,
1 30 E SSAY S O F EL I A
h o w, in the go lden days o f Christ s the young H ospital lers
’
D RE AM C HI LD REN ; A RE VE R IE .
, ,
is that the whole story o f the children and their cruel uncle
was to be seen fairly carved o u t in wood upon the chimney
piece o f the great hal l the whole story down to the Robin
,
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upo n the fresh grass with all th e fine garden smells around
me —o r bask ing in the orange ry till I could almost fan c y , k
p e nt u
p w i thin t heir bo u ndaries an d h o w their u nc l e
D REA M C HI L D REN : A RE VER I E 1 33
g rew u
p to man s estate as brave’
as he was handsome to ,
f o r he
was a good bit older than me —many a mile when I could
not wal k fo r p ain — and how in af ter li fe he became lame
f ooted too and I did not always ( I f ear) m ak e all owances
,
he would have done i f I had died yet I missed him all day ,
long and kne w not till then h o w much I had loved him
, .
uncle must have been when the doctor took o ff his lim b
, .
H ere the chil dren f ell a crying and asked if their lit tle -
mourning which they had o n was not for u n cle John and ,
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and still receding till nothing at last but two mournful fea
,
al l
. The children o f Alice call Bartrum f ather we are .
what might have been and must wait u pon the tedious ,
, _
IN A LETTER TO B F
. . ESQ .
, AT SYD NEY , N E W SOU TH WALES .
Y D E AR F . \
—Vhen I t h i
welcome the sight o f a nk
‘
h ow
letter from t h e world where you were born must be to
y o u in that strange one to which you have been transplanted ,
fa r
. I t is li k e writing f o r posterity ; and reminds me o f
o n e o f Mrs R owe s superscriptions Aleander t o Strephon
’
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,
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in the shades Cowley s Post Angel is no more than
.
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f o r Will s wi fe
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upon this flam put upon you in N e w South Wales the devil ,
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it o r a rock no matter but the stillness an d the
repose after a weary journey tis likely in a languid
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event o f his d eath to lay his bones in This was all very
,
.
—
about and handled between the rude jests o f tarpau lin
r u tfi an s a thing o f its delicate texture —the salt bilge
wetting it till i t becam e as vapid as a damaged lustri ng .
k I hav e
‘
v illage —
.
, . .
t e m p ti b l e in bulk
—
are the twinkling corpuscula which ,
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1 4° ES SAY S or EL I A
as y o 1
.shall hardly k no w me Co m e n b e fo re B ridget walks .
'
sage m atrons while you are tarrying there The blooming
Miss W— —
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r r
,
I stood ramparted about with so many healthy f riends .
an d then 0 ulness de
( f o f
light !) running o u t o f doors to come just in time to see the ,
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avidi ty .
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ESSAY S O F ELIA
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1 42
they wil l yet hang their b l ack h eads over the asc ending
ste am to gratif y o n e sens e i f pos sible see mingly n o les s
pleased than those domestic animals —cats —when th ey
, ,
hand ed arti san leavin g his bed to resume the pre mature
labours o f the d ay jostle n o t unfrequently to the m an i fést
, ,
p as es the ,
Th e is sal o op -
an s darling ’
t il l midnight .
, ,
A sab l e c l o u d
, ,
w as
d is c overe d by chance afte r al l meth ods o f s earch h ad
,
T HE P R A I SE o r C HI M N E Y SW EE P ER S -
1 45
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is this
p r obable I would as k i f the great po w er o f n a tu r e w h i c h
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allured by so m e memory not amounting to ful l conscious ,
existent state
( as I may call it ) can I explain , a deed so venturou s an d , ,
lips a tender salute whereat the unive rsal h ost would set
,
A COMPLAI N T O F T HE D E C AY O F B EGGAR S .
I N THE M E TROPOLI S .
your only modern Alcides club to rid the time o f its ’ '
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the whole mendicant fraternity with all their baggage , ,
B e ggar y i s .
, T heirs .
the assessment .
p ity ,
the same compassionate admiration with which we ,
—
d aughter by his side illumining his rags an d his beggary
would the child and parent have cut a better figure
,
shop bo ard
-
stop till they have brought d own their hero in good earnest
to rags and the walle t The dep t h o f the descent illus
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maid
Pauperism pauper poor man are expressions of pi ty
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Pl o ravi t n e c f ru st ra ; o b o l u m d ed i al er e t al te r t t .
t
Q ue i s co rd a e t m en e m in d id erat n a u ra b en ignam t .
t j
A d l a u s i n te rea ac u i so p it u s h e r i l e ,
v
Ve l m e d i is i gil i n s o m ni s ; ad h e r il i a u esa j
tq
A u re s qu e a ue ani m u m ar r ec tu s , se u fru st ul a amice
Po r r ex i t soci asq u e d ap e s sen l o n ga d i ei ,
vt
H i m or es h sec i a f ui t , d u m fa a s i n e b an t ,
, t
q
D um n e u e l ang ueb am mo rb i s, nec i n er te s en e c ta
t
Q u ae an de m o b re p si t ve te ri qu e sa el l i te caecu m
, t
O rbavi t d o m i n um ; p ri sc i sed gra i a fac i t t
t
N e ota i n te r eat l o ng o s d e l e ta p e r ann os,
.
E xi gu u m h u n c I m s t u m ul u m dc c e s p ite fec i , t
t
E s i in o p i s , n o n i ngra tae m u n u s c u l a d e x trae ,
Poor I ru s '
t
fai h f ul wol f d o g h e r e I l i e , -
t t t
T h a wo n to e n d m y o l d b l i nd m as te r s s e p s
’
t .
H i s g u i d e an d g uard n o r w h il e my se r vi ce l as , ted ,
H ad h e occas i o n fo r h a st aff wi th w h i c h t t ,
He g o es p i c ki n g ou t h i s p ath i n fe ar
no w
S afe in t h e c on d u c o f m y fr ien d l y s ri n g ,t t
A fir m foo t fo wa d til l till h h d rh d r s , e a re a c
’
His p oo r e t on s m e sto n e n i g h wh e th
s a o , er e t id e
O f p assers b y i n t h i k t fl e e fl wd
-
c es c on u nc o
’
To w h m wi t h l o d nd p
o i te l m nts u a ass o n a a e
Fro m m om to e ve h i s d ar k e state h e w ai l d
’
.
Nor w ail d t o al l i n ai n s o m e h e re an d h e re
’
v t ,
T h e we l l d i s p o se d an d g o od h e i r p e n n i e s ga ve
-
, t .
t
I m ean i m e at h i s fe e o b se ui ou s s l ep t q t
N o t al l asl eep i n sl eep , b u t h ear t an d ear
.
-
Pr ic k d u p at h i s l eas m o io n to rec e i ve
’
t t
A t h i s k i n d h and my c u sto m ar y cr u m b s ,
t
A n d c o mm o n p o r i o n i n h i s fe as t o f sc rap s
t ’
t
B u t l e s th e g race o f so go o d d eed s s h o u l d die,
t t
Th r o u gh rac o f y e ars i n m u te o b l i vi o n l os t,
Th is sl en d e r to m b o f u r f h a th I rus rear e d t
T HE D E C AY or B E GG AR S 1 53
t t
A nd w i h sh or vers e i ns c ri b e d i t. to a e s t , tt
I n l o n g an d l as t in g uni o n to at te s . t
v t
Th e ir ues o f t h e B e ggar an d h i s D o g .
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not lost but only retired i nto his upper parts and he w as
, ,
which the horse hal f had been cloven in some dire Lap i th an
-
exposed all day to the heats the rains and the frosts o f
heaven—s h u ffl in g his ungainly trunk along in an elaborate
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Hal f o f these storie s about the pro digious fort u nes m ade
by begging are ( I veri ly believe ) misers calum nies One ’
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A DI SS E R T ATI O N U P ON R OAST PI G .
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his hogs lef t his cottage in the care o f his eldest son B o b o
,
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may thi n k it) what was o f much more impo r tance a fine
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burnt cottage —h e had smelt that smell be fore —in deed this
.
into his slow understanding that it was the pig that smel t ,
whole handf uls o f the scorched skin with the fl esh n ext it ,
,
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not beat him from his pig till he had f airly made an end ,
—
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litter .
time : ,
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As o f te n as the sow farrowed , so sure was the hou s e o f
'
and s o n s ummoned to ta k e th ei r t i i al at I e k i n t h e n an
’
.
1 60 E SSAY S O F EL I A
c u l inary object th at pretex t and excuse might be f ound i n
,
RO A ST PI G .
r in ce s o bs oni o r u m
—
and pork those hobbledehoys b u t a young and tender
s uckling— under a moon o l d —guiltless as yet o f the sty
-
exterior tegument
There is no fl avour c omparable I will conten d t o that , ,
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,
the very teeth are invite d to
their share o f the pleasure at this ban quet in overcoming ’
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common substance
Behold h i m while he is doing —
.
i t seemeth rather a “
jellies—shooting stars .
E re s in c o ul d b l i gh t or so rro w fad e ,
t
D ea h came w i h im el y ca r e t t
, ,
but
she stoppeth at the palate —she meddleth not with the
appetite—and the coarsest hunger might barter her c on
s i s t e n tl f r a mutton cho
y o p
—
Pig let me S pe ak his praise —is no less provocative o f
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Hares ph easants
” ”
sents I oft en say
,
endear Absents
,
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domi
ciliate o r send o u t o f the house slightingl y ( under pretext
,
It argues an insensibility .
satis faction ; but bef ore I had got to the end o f the bridge
, ,
fo r no th in g o l d gI ey i mpostor
-
, .
“
O ur ance st or s were ni c e i n the ir method of sae I ifi c ing
.
i s, E SSAY S O F EL I A !
o r open avowal that you are not the object o f this pre fer
,
' '
The display o f superior knowledge o r riches may be ‘
g s uf m
ru c
et at least B u t th e dis lay o f married h appin e ss
p .
A B A C HEL O R
’
S C O M P LA I N T 165
expressed .
ance who the best o f the jest was had not changed her
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1 66
“
,
I cannot f cr my li f e
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w h en t h e y are so common
I do not advert to the insolent merit which they assume
'
incense —
e c s , u r , ,
see .
’
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Like as the a I r Ow s in t h e hand o f the giant even so .
Happy I s the man that hath his qui ver f ull o f them ”
O
So .
p
tha t are weaponless —let them be arrows but not to gall ,
'
are double head e d : they h av e t w o f orks to be sure t o hit ,
, ,
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1 68 E SSAY S O F E L I A
f riend grad u ally grow cool and altered towards y o u and at ,
be fore they that are n o w man and wife ever met this ,
— ,
humorist —
o u
y ,
g i n ar
y discovery
.
o f a want o f poi gn ancy in you r co nversa
r y re v e r se o f w
,
t
Righ l oyal c an ton s o f c on t e m n ed l o ve
H al l o q yo u r n am e to th e r e ve r b e r at e h i l l s
a melan
.
“ ,
1
73
an d t h e th o r o u gh
’
truth ; lik e a faithf ul cloc k never strik ing be fore the time ;
,
who are mightily pleased at being let into the secret but
a consummate villai n entrapping a noble n ature into toils
against which no disce rnment was available where the ,
1 74
.
E SSAY S or EL I A
thought it no derogation to succeed to the part Malvolio .
'
o r his gravit
y ( call it
,
which you will ) is inherent and ,
'
supposed mad ness declares that she would not have him
,
—
character was meant to appear little o r insignificant ? O nce
indeed she accuses him t o his face —o f w hat o f being
,
ness which could not have been i f she had not thought
, ,
—
’
see the first dawn o f an idea stealing slowly over his coun
t e n an c e climbing up by little and little with a painful
, ,
re mainder .
O N SO M E O F T HE O L D A CT O R S
’
177
—
an d
acc ursed Verulam Bui l dings had not e n croached upon all
the east s ide o f them cutting o u t d e l icate green crankles , .
su -
b indicative to k en o f respec t which one is apt to demon
s t rate towards a venerable stranger and which rather
‘
, ,
that
h ad so O ften divested itsel f at will o f e v ery trace O f ei ther
to give me d iversion to clear my cloudy face fo r t w o or three
hours at least o f its furrows ! Was this the face —m an l y
,
so ber intelligent —
,
,
w h ich I h a d so O ften despised ma d e ,
you r
pleasant fellows particularly—subjected to and su ff erin g
th e co mmon l o t
'
—
their f ortunes their casualties their , ,
—
D icky Su e t t —
,
serv ice his nonage and tender y ears were dedicated There “
”
chorister days when h e was cherub D ick y
,
,
.
r
D o dd was a m an o f ead in g, an d l e ft at h i s d ea h a c h o i ce c o l l ec ion t t
t
o f o l d E n gl i s h l i te r a u r e j
I s h ou l d u dge h i m to h a ve b e en a m an o f
.
wi t . t
I k n o w o n e i ns an ce o f an i m p ro m p t u wh i c h n o l en g h o f s u d y t t
v
co u l d h a e b e t ered t .My m erry fri e nd , J e m Wh i e , h ad see n h im o n e t
e ve n i ng i n Agu e c h e ek , an d r eco gni s i n g D o d d t h e n e d ay i n Fl e e xt t
tr t
S e e , was ir reri sti bl y i m p el l ed to tak e o ff h i s h at an d sal u e h i m as t h e t
t t
i d e n ical Kni gh o f t h e p rece d ing e eni ng wi h a v
S ave yo u , S i r t
And r ew
t
.
”t r
r
s ra n ger , wi h a c o u r te o us h al f eb uk ing wave o f th e h and. p ut h i m O ff
-
t
D od d , no t at al l di s c on c e te d at h i s u nusu al ad d ress fro m a
t
wi h an Away. Fool
”
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1 80 E SSAY S O F EL I A
spider s strings which served him ( in the latter part O f h i s
’
double t .
, .
, ,
, ,
B obby !
The elder Palmer (o f stage treading celebrity ) commonly -
S i S mp n Th
r a h st b e n m
so . an y a we y l eagu e B en si ce I saw
ou a e . ar , ,
n
th e
e .
B E y ey b
en . Be n f
, , e gh
een n th t b
. e ll W il l f th e r
ar nou , a a e a . e , a
and h ow do a ll at h o me ? h o w d oe s b ro th er D i ck an d bi o th er Val ?
Hi gh Life B e l o w S tai rs .
1 82 E SSAYS O F EL I A
S i r S a mp s on D i ck ! b o dy 0 m e, D ick h as b ee n d ead h ese t wo year s
.
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t .
t
I w r i yo u wo rd wh en you we re at L e gh or n .
M t t t M I t
—
B en
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h a s rue ; h ad fo rgo D ick s d e ad , as yo u say
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. ess, arry, .
—
moral sense at all Fo r what is Ben th e pleasant sailor
which Ba nnister gi ves u s —b ut a piece o f satir e a crea
- m
.
—
displays before our eyes a downright concretion o f a Wapping
sailor a jolly warm hearted Jack Tar — and nothing else
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o f the head and a veering undirected goodness o f purpose
,
sec o n d g allery .
1 84 E SS A Y S o r EL I A
of ali ty so much as t o confirm o u r e x peri ence o f it ; to
re ,
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n ames o f wrong ,
We bark lik e foolish dogs at sh adows
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f ollow m e
Se c t sh des re a .
O f w dy I d s i m o t g o e
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oo a n s r v ,
Wh i l e y t th e w n o f o f J o ve
e er as e ar .
I .
back to my cage an d my restraint the f resher and
com e
—
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I not a d
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got into a moral worl d where it has no business from
, ,
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the U topia o f
gal lantry where pleasure is
,
the manners perfect
f reedom It is al t ogether a speculative scene o f things '
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bf qi al fitb l m k ne s s
fi
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n one .
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d W hen w e are , .
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wron g gratitude o its opposite claim o r du ty —
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d ay .
o r pity e x e r t o u r detestable c o x c o mb r y i o f j n o r a l j ud g
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g fi ,
g
r fac e to go down n o w
h e must be a real
person capable in l aw o f sustaining an inj u r y —a perso n
,
The delicious scenes which give the play its name and
zest must aff ect you in the same serious manner as if you
,
—
asps o r amphisb aenas ; and Mrs Ca ndour C ! f rightful !
—become a hooded serpent Oh ! who that remem bers
.
o f consequences —
t h e holiday barring o u t o f the pedant
Re fl ec t i o n —those Saturnalia o f two or three brie f hours
w ell won f rom the world —
,
author nothing ?
very unjustly S m ith I fancy was more airy and took the
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humour .
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m y re c o l l e c ti o n faultless
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H e fl agged sometimes in the .
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not ,
par t .
m ost provo k ingly correct o n these occa sions The first act
, .
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ro
f m every pore o f h i m a per f u me f alls I honour it
abo v e Al e x a n d e r s H e had o n c e or twi ce during this ac t
’
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O N T HE AR T I FI C I AL CO ME D Y ,
ET C . 1 93
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no deep to a n swer to his deep G repeatedly begged him . .
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way should have had his si s ter ) baulks his humour and
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a fe
w blows di ng do n
g as R s ,
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The interest stood stone stil l ; and John s man ner was not ’
But .
f rightf ully natu r alised among the fictit i ous persons o f the
drama and Antonio himself ( al beit it was not s et d own I n
,
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p o f o
nance wh i le M s w e at l i ke a b u ll
, I t would be invidio us t o
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p ,
that instant i f they could have got him they would hav e
, ,
al ar min g n atu r e t h an i t w as h i s on e to i n fli c t u p on El v ir a :
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96 ESS A Y S or EL I A
tears o f th e town fo r the loss o f the n o w al most forgotte n
E dwi n O f o r the power o f the pencil t c have fixed them
.
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a play bill
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.H e and he alone literally ma kes f a ces appli e d
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with himself .
abou t h i m .
PREFA C E
BY A FRI E N D O F T H E LA T E ELI A
nature .
incondite things —
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then is the skil f ul novel ist who all along brings in his hear
,
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202 LA ST E SSAY S O F EL I A
al l ; who yet h as nev er there fore been accused o f that , ,
Those who did not lik e him hated him ; and some who , ,
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the gravest discussion with some light jest ; and yet "
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B L AKESMOOR I N H SH I R E .
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an antiquity .
tapestry so much
better than painting —
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o f Marsyas
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whereinto I have crep t b u t always 111 the daytime with
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that hung upon the time worn walls o f thy princely stairs -
f usion .
freshness o f immortality
Mine too thy lo fty Justice Hall with its o n e chair o f
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, se common since -
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Here was ins e te d th e l ittl e poe m b y Mary Lamb cal l ed Hel en
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fragmental mystery .
ve nt l y in your idol w o r s h i
p wal k s and windi ngs
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o f B LA KE S ,
,
a prepos t
te r o s shado w le n
g
thening in the noo n tide o f o u r pros
—
u
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1 1t m
curri ng m e r ti fic at i o n a drain on your purse —
p e y ,
u p ,
a more l n
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a 1i a , ,
n
o n y ou r s cutcheon
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a rent in y our garme t a death s
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n a
y o ur a q11 e _ , ,
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an apology to your
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a r r ,
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o n vellum y et and did not know till lately that such and , ,
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He r garb ,
a l i uand o su
q fi a mi
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p e t u al l
y crossed by the malignant maternity o f an Old
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woman who persists i n c al l in g h i m her son D ick
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But .
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its quality was inoff ensive ; it was not Of that sort which
hardens the heart and serves to keep inferiors at a distance ;
,
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H e was lord Of his library ; and seldom cared f o r looking
o u t beyond h i s domains The healing in fl uence o f studious .
A ,
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Ol d W
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last W
: must change the air O f O xf o rd or be su ff o ,
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upon a r ép r e
scu tation O f t h e Artist E vangel i s t which the Ol d m an , ,
216 LA ST E SSA Y S ‘
OF EL I A
in spite Of an habitual general respect which we all in
comm on mani fested towards him would venture now and ,
"
Lincol n are divided ( as most O my readers k now) between .
had been a C hie ftain Many and hot were the skirmishes o n
this topic —the only one u pon which the Ol d gentleman was
.
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ever brought o u t and bad blood bred ; even s ometimes
almost to the recommence m ent ( so I expected ) Of actual
hostilities But my f ather who scorned to insist upon
.
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i n the island the dweller on the hill and the plain born
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D O take another slice Mr Billet f or y o u do n o t get
,
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pudding every day The Old gentleman said nothing at
the time —but he t ook occasion in the course Of the even
.
R elation .
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Lor d F op p i ngt on , i n Th e Relap se .
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hearted play book then opening what seem its leaves, ,
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l o be strong bac k ed an d n eat bound is the desiderat um
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o f him best which have been o f tenest tumbled about and
the very colour Of the cheek the eye the eyebrow hair
the very dress he used to wear—the only authentic testi
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varlets
I think I see them at their w ork—
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purged ears
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A newspaper read o u t is intolerable
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In some Of the
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N ewspapers always excite curiosity NO o n e ever lays .
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i n t hat place —
a
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fo r a better boo k ?
Poor Tobin who l atte r ly f ell blind did not regret it so
,
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L o st o r Comus he coul d have r ead to him —
r
, , bu t he missed ’
z ine or a light am h l et
, p p
I should not care t o be caught i n the serious avenues of
some cathedral alone and reading Can di de 3 I , .
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any other z
Street was not) between the hours O f ten and eleven in the
,
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[ I was once amused there 1 s a pleasure in a ecti n
fi g a ti co
t at i o n at the indignation Of a crowd that was jostling i n
,
2 24 L A S T ESS A Y S O F EL I A
circumstan ce in his li fe did he e ver peruse a book w ith
hal f the satisfaction which he took in those uneasy snatches .
I s aw ab o y w i h eag e eye t r
O p en a b oo k u p on a s tal l ,
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A n d read , as h e d d e vou r i t al l
Wh i ch , wh en th e s al l m an di d esp y,
t -
S oo n to th e b oy I h ear d h i m call ,
Y ou S i r, y o u n eve r b u y a b o o k ,
Th ere for e i n o n e you s h al l n o t l o ok .
Th e b oy p as s d s l o wl y on , an d wi h a si gh
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t
v
H e wi s h d h e n e e r h ad b een augh to re ad ,
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t t
Th e n o f t h e o l d ch url s bo ok s h e s h oul d h ave h ad
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no need .
t
Foo d, for th a d ay at l east en oy —j
t
Th e s ig h o f co l d m eat m a avern l ard e t r .
t t
T hi s b o y s case , h e n h o u gh I , is surel y h arde r ,
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t
t
T h u s h u n g ry , l o n gi n g, h u s wi h o u a p e n ny , t t
B e h ol di n g c h o i ce o f d ai n y dr essed m ea t -
t
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No won de i f h e wi sh h e n e er h ad l ear n d to eat
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S TA G E I LLUSI ON .
g y
e d i n all which is to a ect the eelings this undivided
ff f
attention to h is stage business seems indispensable Ye t it .
this ; but we speak only o f the great artists in the prof ession .
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c om as si on fo r t h e i ns ec ur e te n u re by which h e
en
gage our p
2 26 L A ST E SSAY S O F EL I A
hol ds his money bags and parchments ? By thi s subtle
vent hal f o f the hate fulness o f the character—
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th e sel f close -
S pleen irritability
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the pitiable i n fi r m i t i e s of ol d men ,
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Hall .
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B uil t h e i r fo nd h opes of g l o ry , or lasti ng fame
TO T HE SHA D E O F E LL I ST O N 22 9
t
Ab o r ti ve , m on s r ous , or u nki n dl y m i ed , x
D am n d u p o n ear h , e e h i h e r
’
t fl tt t
Pl ay, Op era, Farc e , wi h al l h ei r rum p ery t t t .
There ,
by the neighbouring moon ( by s ome not i m p ro
perly supposed thy R egen t Planet upon eart h) mayst thou ,
ROB ERT WI LLIA M ELLI STON ! for as yet we kno w not thy new
name in heaven .
syllables N o : Oars, .
—
the judge s e r m m e the coxcomb s wig the snu ff box a l a
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an d ,
EL I A H
Ay , now
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tis done . You are just boa t weigh t ; -
p ar a e t
a ta a n i ma
p .
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last voyage .
public or domestic .
honest Rhada — ,
e r c u s s i o n s a n d results to b e
p , , .
0 r side o f H ades
. . that conducts to masque s and m e rry —
makings in the Theatre R oyal o f Proserpine .
PLAUDI TO ET V ALETO , .
p l aces U
. po n fl i n ti e s t pavements he t rod the boards still ;
w h o shall
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But there i s somethi ng not natural in this eve 1 lasti n g
acti ng we want the r eal man
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E LLI ST O N I AN A 23 3
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g ive him strength ; f o r gr e a tn es s he could not wan t .
Th eat 1 e —
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muse his praise Th i s w as in his gr ea t style
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n i m it
y tha
, t supported in the ruins o f Carthage the consular
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comedy but his finger o n his lips f orbade any
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— th e best
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hi msel f J o v e in hi s chair ”
There h e sat i n state while
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on e o f those little
tawdry things that fl irt at the t ails o f choruses—a proba
i
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a f
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highly re s pectable audience had precipitately quitted
her s tat i o n on the boards and with drawn her small talents
u ,
i n d isg ust
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duti e s ” I was h is se d Si r
. An d y o u have the pre , .
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23 6 L A S T E SSAY S o r EL I A f
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ba ck to t h ylatest exercis e o f i m agi nati o n t o the da y s
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w
t o g e t h e 1 in company .
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or u
p
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S cam ander .
thy whi te cap and whiter apron over them with thy neat
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a master cook o f
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Eastcheap 9 Ho w busily didst thou ply thy multi fariou s
.
c om f ort ,
with cards and cordials and thy more cordial
, ,
little cabin !
With these additaments to boot we had o n board a ,
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b u t o n e who c o m
depredations upon h i s neigh
b ou r s faith
’
H e did not st and shi ve ring upon the brink
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the confi dence o f g 1 eat ladles There was some st ory of a "
di
t r am n a y r ,
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a t th e s i ht o
g f th e s ea
f o r th e
fir s t ti me I think the reason
usually given—re ferring to the incapacity o f ac tual objects
fo r satisfying o u r preconceptions o f them—scarcely goes
deep enough into t h e question L e t the same person s ee a .
f rom description .
t h e mariner
o n earth
grots
I do not asser t that in sober earnest he expects to be
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242 LA ST E SSAY S O F
familiai object seen d a i ly without dread o r amaz emen t
,
y I s th i s h e m l gl t t i
o ce an 18 th is al l i?
, I love; town o r country ; but this detestable Cinque Por t ,
i s n either
_
I hate these scrubbed
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ou t
their starved f oliage f rom b etwe en the horrid fissures o f . .
”
to the edge o f the sea I 1 e qu i r e wood s and they show
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w
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is no ho m
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fi h
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it w,
e w s e r m en s h u ts
i
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dwell w ith Meshech ; to as sort with fi s h e r an d ,
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an ab s t r ac t i o n I n e v e r greatly
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THE C ONVALESCENT .
the sun to induce a total obl ivion o f all the works which
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himsel f I he is h i s o w n e x cl u s w e o bj e c t S u prem e s e l fi s h
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make him understand that things went cross grai ned in the -
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f riend and the word ruin disturb him no more than
,
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,
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to get better ,
w eep oy er himself .
OF E LIA
hath sore and Bo rr o w i ng members Sometimes he meditates
—as o f a thing apart fr om him—upon his poor aching head
.
docto r makes his dail y call ; and even in the lines o n that
“
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Can
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this b e h e this man o f newsi o f c h at i o f an ecdote J
came betwee n the patient and his cruel enemy as o n some '
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0 far from the po sition hol ding true t hat great wit (o r
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s training o r excess o f any o n e o f them So strong a wit .
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di d Nature to h i m fr ame ,
t
A s all hi ngs b u t hi s u dgment o ercame ; j v
j
Hi s ud gment l ik e th e h e a e n l y m oon did s h ow, v
t t
Temp erin g h a m igh y se a b el ow
”
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night . Or i f abandoni n g himsel f to that severer chaos o f
,
—
Timon ne i ther is that madness nor this m isanthropy so
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dir ectress even when he appear s most to be tray and des ert
,
are tam ed to his hand even as that wild sea brood shep ,
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y o u t h e
p lainly n o n natural A n d i f t hi s
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w e re al l and that .
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s ive ,
when it comes under cool examination shall appear so
reasonless and so u nlinked that we are ashamed to have ,
”
Road Captain Jack son
,
The name and attribu tion are
.
his cheer
f u l sup pers — th e noble tone o f hospitality when first y o u
set your f oot in th e cottage—t h e anxious m i n i s te r i n gs about
,
—
.
,
its accidents .
want fo r nothing —
, ,
“
here is plenty left ; with many ’
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sate above the salt None but his guest o r guests dreamed
.
savings .
he would “
,
”
s ay ! Push abo u t m y boys ;
“
D 1 i nk to y o u r sweet
,
“
with none o f the eff ects wanting Shut your eyes and .
,
ri
B t ish rena diers i which last w were all oblige d to
'
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n e
”
no expense which he spared to accomplish them i n a
Sci ence so necessary to you n g women
'
But then—they .
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wak ened t hy
time sh aken chords responsive t o the twitterings of that
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slender 1 mage o f a voice .
.
,
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mat te1 Glover had written there and the anecdote was
.
,
yard wher eof our host could call his own yet gave oc ca
sion to an immoderate expansion o f—vanity shall I call
,
‘
Wh en w e c am e d o wn th rough Gl asgo w to wn ,
We we e a c om el y si gh t t o se e
r
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state It seemed an equipage e t e r n from which no
.
ra t
Se am e n r es p exi t
EFE .
deliverance .
animals in cages .
an ce s o r s , th e n o b l e o l d P ur i t ans o f Cr om w e ll s d a , c o u l d
t
[ O
’
ur y
t t
di s i n gui sh b e ween a d ay o f r e l i gi ous r es t and a da y o f r ecreati on ; an d
t t
wh il e h e y e x ac e d a r ig o 1ous abs in en c e fr o m all amu sem en ts (e ve n to t
the wal ki n g ou t of n u i s e 1y m ai d s wi h t th ei ttl e h ar ge
1 li c s i n th e fi el ds \
u p on th e S abba h ; i n th e l i eu t ‘
of th e sup er st i ti u s bs o o e r van c e o f th e
’
t
sai n s d ays , wh i ch t h ey ab ro ga t e d, th ey h u m a ne l y
g ave to th e app ren
ti ces an d p oo r er sc i t o f p eo p l e v
e ery al te rn a e t Th u rsd ay fo r a d ay o f
en ti re sp o r t an d 1 ec 1e ati o n . A s trai n o f p i e ty an d
p oli y t o c b e c om
m en d e d ab ove th e p 1 o fan e mk oc er y o f t h e S t rts and th ei r
ua b o ok 0 !
spo r s t .
1
2 58 : LA ST E SSAY S or EL I A “
h appy at b es t —o f emancipated pr ntices and little trade s
e
’
f ol ks with here and there a servant maid that has got leave
,
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to go o u t who slaving all the week with the habit has l ost
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fo r tab l e .
sustained my thraldom .
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260 LA ST E SSAY S O F EL I A
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the ir names —I
to the kindness o f the most m u ni fi ce n t
ow e
, ,
. f or i t
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( s
) .
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th at s b orn , an d h as h i s year s co m e t o h i m,
In so m e g re e n d es er t .
Y ears ! y o u w ill sa
y ;
“
wh at is th is su
p e
rannuate d
T HE SU P E RANN U A T E D M AN 26 1
,
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p
T was b u t j ust no w h e went way ;
’
a
I h ve n ot s i n c e h ad ti me to sh e d
a te ; a ar
An d y t th e di st nc e d oe s t h e sam e app e
e a ar
A s i f h e h d b een a th o n d y ears f
a m me u sa ro .
Ti m e t k e s n o m easur e i n E te n ity
a r .
me i f
,
I did not feel some remorse be ast i f I had n o t at ,
262
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ESSAY S O F EL I A
q ui t t ing my o l d compeers ; the f aith f ul p artners o f nm y
,
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w as comparative o n ly
, Something o f t h e first fl u t t e r w as .
sau n t ring t ho r e at
e that ve ry h our fo r
,
years p ast I di g r es s .
,
26 4. LA ST E SSAY S O F EL I A
I verily bel i eve is o u t o f his element as long as he i s
,
~
As l o w as to th e fi ends .
tell me a certain cum digni tate air that has been buried so
, ,
”
L eicest er f urnis hes hi m with a story o f a Countess o f D es
mond married out of E ng land 1n E d w ard the F e w th s time
,
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( H er t f ords hi r e
) s h ould live t o that ag e as that they shoul d c ,
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LA ST ESSAY S 0 E EL 1A1T ~ 1 fl T
1
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i s n e v e r more i nnocen t ly d i s
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n where he tak es f o
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nted the c ompl i meii ts
c IO Se d ; t h a r gra
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lar ge as an y h e s aw when he was young i n F rance excep t
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Wards ; an d p rai se s t h e Bishop o f Munster at Cos ev el t ,
Garde n E ss ay wi th a p a s sage
C o wley ) b e all owed to know s omething o f this
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ELI A
g old or
cur ing them ; and an aching head will be no m ore eased by
, ,
”
w eari ng a c 1 own than a co m m on nightcap In a f ar better ‘
.
P oetry ”
Te m ple t ook a pa rt i n the controversy abou t the
.
—
produ ction s while his retirem ent gave h i m occasion to look
,
.
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whoev er fi n d them selves wholly i n s e n s i b l e to their charm s ,
or any other s o ~eas y and so innocent , and do not trou ble the
w orl d or other m e n beca u se they cannot be qu ie t the m
,
BARB ARA S
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were the sole su pport o f the f am il y inclu ding two you nger ,
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their poor f eet with the sam e —and how then they cou ld
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not by d aylight withou t a su ffi cient pair of spectacles
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Co me , Sl e ep , 0 Sl e ep th e c e r tain k n ot o f p eac e ,
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p r s on e r s re e ase ,
O f th o se fi erce d ar ts d es p ai r at me d o th h ro w t
0 mak e 1n me th o s e ci il war s to c ease v .
I wi l l good tri b u te p ay if t h o u do so .
Th e c u ri o us wi ts se e i n g
d u l l p e n s1ven ess
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S om e , th at lw ow h o w m y sp r i ng I di d add r e ss ,
D e em th at my Mus e som e frui t o f k no wl edge p l i es
O th e rs, becau se t h e Prin ce my ser vi ce t ri e s,
Th i nk , h at I h in k s ate er ro r s t o redr e ss ;
t t t
B u t h arde r j u dge s j u d ge, ambi i on s r age , t ’
S c o ur ge o f i tse l f , s ti l l c l i m bi ng sl i p p ery p l ac e ,
H ol d s m y you ng b rai n c ap ti v d in g o l den cage
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S ome l ucky wi s i m p u te i t b u t to c h ance ;
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My b l oo d fro m th e m , wh o d i d ex c e l i n t hi s,
Thi nk Natur e m e a man o f ar m s d i d m ak e .
I n marti al sports I h ad my cu nn i ng tr ie d ,
A n d y e t t o break m o re s a e s d id m e ad d ress , tv
Wh i l e with th e p eop l e s sh outs (I must con fess )
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I saw th ysel f. wi th many a smil i ng li ne
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was that opp r obr i ous thi ng which a f oolish noblem an 1n his
i nsolent hosti lity c h o Se t o term h i m I call to m ind the .
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dignity o f a D I SCO V ERY that no eye o f schoolboy save ou r
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n o u n ced a capital hand 0 the conceits whi ch we varie d .
the lady that has her sitting u pon m any waters Then .
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do m e no harm good m an ! B u t above all that concei t
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arrided u s m ost at that t i m e and still tickles o ur m i d r i fl ,
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to rem em ber where allu sively to the fl ight o f Astraea
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w e prono u nced —
i n reference
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wou ld be thou ght pedan tic and o u t o f date in these ; , .
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the Albi on Newspap er late
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borrowing seven shilling pieces and lesser coin to m eet
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tr ines as sis ted u s in ass u m in g a style of writi ng while ,
to be pieced u p by a God .
satisfi ed with tem pering certain raptu res o f connu bial anti
c i p ati o n with a s u itable acknowledg m ent to the G i ver o f
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pity his pretty charge and to co m fort the irkso m eness has , , ,
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Belshazzar s F east ”
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was aff ectation ; all t h at w e m ay conceive to have tak en r
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o r it w as said Thy kingdom is di vid ed ; ”
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that the sigh t was seen also by the tho u sand cou rtiers—let
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fi xed with no tho u ght o f stru ggling with that inevi table
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j u dgm e n t .
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a day o f j u dgm ent o r in a day o f lesser horrors yet
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divine as at the i m piou s feast o f Belsh azzar the eye
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p of P o m peii There t h ey were to
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occ u pations the diversifi ed thou sand postu res attitu des
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which redu ces confu sion to a kind o f u nity and when the ,
sen ses are u ptu rned fro m their proprieties when sight and ,
over with an tiqu arian coolness the pots and pans o f P o m peii .
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and y o u have a — Na1ad ! N o t so in a ro u gh print we
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nu mb le l craft of th e ship bu ilder, in h is B u ilding of t he
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mis tak i ng his au thor s p u rport which w as —t e ai s The
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which m isery bri n gs a m an acqu ainted with ? Sh ade o f
C ervantes ! who in thy Second P art cou ld p u t into the
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m ost consu m m ate artist in the B ook way that the world
hath y et seen to keep u p i n th e m ind o f the reader t h e
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that in the present day the Knight has f ewer ad m irers than
the Squ ire Anticipating what did actu al ly happen to
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her, archly obs erving with h alf an eye u pon the bride ,
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an head in th e
platter and 1 a ved abo u t H erodias dau ght er t o that degre e
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did she recover her sto m ach till she had gu lped down a
Res to r ative con f ected of Qah Ap pl e which the m erry Twen
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c e e di n l y
g . Ap ril F o ol who likes, a bit o f sport above
m easu re and had so m e pretensions to the lady b e sides as
being b u t a cou sin once rem oved —clappe d and h al l o o d
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a b e o r e th e F l oo d which plainly showed her old head
t o be little better than crazed and doited .
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shou lders pick a back f ashion and Old Mor tificati on went
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can call to m ind the fi rst play and the fi rst exhibition that , ,
chin a jars and sau cers were introdu ced into m y i m agi na
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wilderness o f Li o n ar d o s Y e t do yo u ?
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Y o u are too pro u d to see a p l ay anywhere now b u t in
the pit D o y o u rem em ber where it was we u sed to sit
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have bro ght m e and m ore stron gly I fel t obl i gation to
u
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r
,
O LD C HI N A 3 5
2
, ,
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b u t there was still a .
little diffic u lty overco m e heightened the snu g seat and the
play af terwards ! Now we can only pay o u r m oney and
, .
a m s u re we saw , ,
.
,
m ore that we allo w o u rselves bey ond what the actu al poor
can get at that m akes what I c al l a treat—when two
,
j us t above pove r ty .
“
I kno w what y ouw ere goi ng to s ay that it i s m ighty ,
3 2 6 LAST E SSAY S o r E LI A
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loss and in conclu sion with lu sty brim m ers (as y o u u sed
, ,
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a d
n l i e so f ter and shall be w ise to do s o than we h ad '
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'
c ou l d t hose days r eturn i c o ul d y ou and I once m ore wal l:
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3 2 8 LA ST E SSAY S o r E LI A
poor hum an f ancy m ay hav e leave to sport and air itself I ,
gossiping .
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.
S u n threads
-
fi l m y beam s ran th 1 ou gh the celestial
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'
what an inexti ngu ishable titt er that
tim e spared not celestial visages ! Nor wanted there to m y
'
whi ch mort al s ca nd l e c al l be l o w
—
.
p hony as,
thos e b y which the spheres are t u tored b u t as ,
—
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.
,
fl u t tering —s ti l l
c au ght by angel ha n ds fo r ever t o p u t for th ,
and heaven .
, ,
a nd i s to be a child f o r ever
, .
adopted .
M
3 0 L AST E SSAY S O F EI I A
the g i av e o f the te r r e s t1 i al A dah whom the angel Nadir ,
that o rice the angel Nadir being exiled fro m his pl ace fo r ,
charge was the self sam e B abe who goeth lam e and lovely -
C ON F ESSI ON S o r A D RUNxAn
’
D .
, .
the liar can with the sam e natur al delight give forth u sef ul
tr u ths wi th which it h as b een accu sto m ed t o sc att e r t h e i r
‘
33 2 LA ST E SSAY S O F E LI A
perhaps never very pellu cid On the m this discou rse i s .
to those who feel the want o f som e arti fi cial aid to raise
t heir spirits in society to what 1 s no m ore t han the ordinary
pitch o f all arou nd the m witho u t i t This is the secret o f .
term o f life .
'
, ,
m y S peech
Reader i f y o u m e gifted with nerves like m ine aspire t o
, ,
p l a
'
applau se are the wages o f bu fi o o n e r y and death
, .
shou ld have the cou rage to eschew the m ischief at the price
o f f orf eiting the b ene fi t I ca m e to the m reeking f rom t h e “
and another f rom a c u sto m der ived f rom his father sm oke d ,
toba cco The dev il cou ld not have devised a m ore su btle
.
Tar taru s .
to m e the dru dging serv ice which I have paid the slave r y
, ,
q u it it a f eeli
, n g as o f ingratit u de has started u
p ; how it
has p u t o n personal claim s and m ade the dem ands o f a
friend u pon m e H ow t h e reading of it casu ally in a book
.
,
'
as where Adam s takes his w h ifl in the chim ney corner o f -
,
,
an d n o t u n do em
’
To su ffer WET
’ ’
D AMN ATI ON to run th ro em .
recovering ?
R ecover i ng 0 i f a wish co uld transport m e back to
-
can som etim es fancy thy cool re freshm ent pu rling over m y
bu rning t on gn e B u t m y waking stom ach rejects i t That
. .
"
l W e l v e years ago I was possessed o f a healthy f ram e o f
,
as
W e arie s afl ri gh ts perplex es m e
'
I fancy all sorts of dis
m
.
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to
. Let h i m s t e p in ti me .
34 0 LA ST E SSAY S O F E LI A
11 .
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T I LL G O TTEN G AI N N EV ER PROSPERS
T A -
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grasps it Chu r ch l and alie n ated t o lay u ses was f orm erly
.
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[ fir —
s TH AT U T u
A MAN M ST NO T LA GH AT H I S OWN J ES .
lV .
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TH T A S UC H A ON E SHOWS HI S B REE I NG D .
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TH A T I T 18
V T
EAS Y T O PER C EI E H E I S N O G EN LEM AN .
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He ha s n ot a r ag to cover (t o thou gh this last we .
,
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with satin It is twi ce sitting u pon velvet to a foolish
.
original W h
. o ta ght the poor to s t e e l t o pilf e r They
u L 9
.
, ,
s tanding .
, ,
that the wench was on e o f the greatest liars u pon the earth ‘
,
‘
inf erence which she ( pretty casu ist m ight possibly draw
ro a or ords
,
T HE WRONG .
to translate them ?
S enator ur banus with Curr nea to boo t
f o r a synony m wo u ld b u t faintl y have done the bu siness
, .
”
“
ecclesiastic Y e t what is this b u t a species o f p u n a
.
'
ve rbal consonance ?
so u nds ; af ter squ eezing and hau ling and tu gging at it till , , ,
,
.
never pren tice to the trade whom the co m pany for v ery
’
,
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,
.
C onrady .
h e i s e l f a su itable m ansion .
A nd h at h i n i t th e mo re o f h eavenl y li gh t,
S o i t th e fair er b od y d o th p ro cu re
To h abi t m , an d i t m or e fai rl y di gh t
Wi h c h ee rful face an d ami ab l e s i gh
t t .
Fo r o f th e so u l th e b o d y fo r m d o th tak e
F o r so u l is form , an d d o th th e b o dy m ak e .
seek as ever z “
t
Ei t h e r b y c h an ce , agai n s t h e cou rse o f ki n d,
O r thr o u gh u n ap tness in th e s ub s an c e fo u nd, t
Wh i c h i t assum e d o f som e st u b b orn g r o u nd,
t
T h a w il l n o t yi e l d u nto h e r fo rm s d i r e c ti o n,
’
B u t i s p er fo rm ed wi t h so me fou l i m p erfec ti on .
'
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,
PO P U LAR FALLA C I E S 3 49
m ean , b u t b y this m od ifi cation o f the theory w e have co m e -
G reece to fl am e a m odel by
,
It is a sym m etri cal whole
.
_
.
o r that is i m properly pl a c e d
, We are conv inced that tru e
.
u gl iness ,
no less than is afli r m e d o f tru e beau ty is the ,
'
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.
,
,
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c o n c ili ate s l i ti u s
( k n owing h i s
g fit ) wit h a le a h o f p a r o s
'
l i t i u s ( s u s p e c ti ng hi s p arti ali ty fo r the m) pa ss es
‘
t r i dg e s .
e v e r w i d e n i n g pr o g r es s
-
an d ro u nd o f u nconscio u s circ u m ,
p ar i h
s . W e ar e w e l l di s po s ed to thi s k ind o f sen sible
'
r e m e m b r an c e s ; an d a r e t h e le s s ap t to be ta k e n b y those
, , ,
o f f ri e n d s hip
—H
.
NIL T AT HOM E 18 O M E TH O U GH
H OM ELY
H I T I S N EV IIR SO .
HOMES th e re ar e we ar e s u re th at ar e no ho m es ; t h e ho m e
, ,
t h e be n ch e s o f a l e h o u s e s i f th e y c o u l d s p e ak m i gh t h e ar ,
,
m o u r n fu l t e s ti m o n y t o t h e fi r s t To th e m th e v e ry po o r .
m an r e s o r ts f o r an i m ag e o f t h e h o m e which he c an n o t
fi n d a t ho m e F o r a s tar v e d g ra t e a n d a s can ty fi r i n g t h at
.
, ,
f u l at te n d an c e b e y o n d t h e m e ri ts o f th e tr i fl e whi ch he
'
c an a tl o r d to s p e n d H e h as c om panion s which h is ho m e
.
d e ni e s h i m f o r th e v el y poo r m an h as n o vi sito r s
, H e can .
p over ty he
, has a sight o f the s u bstantial joi n t providing
'
'
,
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rather above the squ alid beings which we have been con
t e m p l at i n g It is not o f toys o f nu rsery books o f su m m e r
.
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,
t hat they can call their f riend the tone o f the book is ,
, , ,
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loads to their f am ilies b u t can never ease m y loads This ,
.
. no hom es , .
XI II .
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TH AT YOU M US T L O VE ME A ND LO E MY DOG V .
GOOD ,
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o
P O P U L A R FALL A CI E S 3 57
by red u plicati on — B u t yap yap yap what i s this c o n
.
, ,
,
”
the blu ntest j u st in the fl eshy part o f m y leg
,
.
B ut he has bitten m e .
”
du e to m y sel f .
a f riendship h u nting -
I call h i m m y tes t —
-
.
, .
”
m e who does n o t love h i m
o r m ada m a foresaid — —
.
,
, y o u
, m ay
-
”
have worse offers Com e along Test .
, .
is’“ " 5
i f he did n o t always bring h i s tall co u s i n with
h i m ! H e see m s t o g r ow wi th h i m ; like so m e o f those
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.
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358 L A S T ESS A Y S o r EL IA
do u ble b i l t h s which we rem em ber to have read o f with su ch
”
won d er and delight in the o l d Athenian Oracle where “
,
cou ntenance ; and will neither aid nor let alone the con ,
,
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g ve y p p
with a s o l t o f p r i de as m u ch as to s ay Se e what I have
brou ght to do u s hono u r —the thou gh t o f s o extraordinary
, ,
X1V .
—
TH A T
HOU LD R I SE W I T H T HE L ARK
WE S .
'
AT what precise m in u te tha t li t tle airy m u sician d o fi s
his night gear and prep ares t o tu ne u p his u nseasonable
,
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and half vanishing night m are to handle and exam ine the
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b u t th e ain stu ff o u t o f which dram as are c o m posed We
v .
play hou ses present 11s with Even those ty pes have wax e d
-
.
XV .
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T H AT WE S HO U LD LI E DOWN WI TH i
Tr s LA MB .
t o re ad , , l i ght , , , , .
t une o u r best m easu red cad ences ( P rose has her cadences )
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. .
,
—
.
f anci f ul i nj u ries f o
,
r they wer e —
w r ou ght it cam e too cle arly to leave a scru p l e o f the
m ere f ancies — which had
provoked the h u m ou r B u t the hu m ou r itself was t o o self
pleasin g while it lasted—
.
, ,
y ,
,
.
to h i m an d what y o u wo u ld hav e be e n t o h i m i f he wo u l d
, ,
3 66 L AST ES SA Y S OF ELI A
have suff ered y o u ; h o w y o u de fen d ed h i m 1 11 this or tha t
—
place , and his good nam e his literary re pu tation and so ,
you rself to you rself as the only possible f riend in a world '
incapable o f that co m m union Now the gloom thickens . .
y o u u m Y o u .
u
p till y o u are both well breath ed and then r e o s e th she f o r
p ,
—
in s
) where
’
at the ho u r o f noon she is ordinar ily to
be fo u nd sitting —
, , ,
, ,
p ose,
a q u ick s u s ceptibility to reproach an d all the tra i n ,
, .
—
adie u ! By what parting attribu te m ay I salu te thee last ,
thee to fi l l it .
, ,
—
Un a ; the pict u re altogether loo king as i f it were eternal
com bining the tr u th o f fl esh with a pro m ise o f perm a
,
G UY F AUX .
twelvem onth back set him sel f to prove the character o f the
P owder Plot conspirators to have been that o f heroic self
devotedness and tr ue Christian m artyrdo m Und er the .
, , ,
tho u sand poor Mexi cans i nto a large open b u ild ing u nder
prom i se o f stric t fai th and c o 1 d i al good will an d then set -
hand TO see this arch bigot this heart whole traitor this
.
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,
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There were thou sands o f piou s Pap i sts pri vy to and read y
to applaud the deed when done : there was no o n e b u t o u r
O l d fi ft h o f Nove m ber f riend who still fl u tters in rags and
- -
, ,
Ch r i s t u s
c ad en t u m P r i n c i p u m
I m p u n e , n o fo rs an s u i
P a tri s p e r i r e t f ab ri c a .
E rgo q u ae p o te r i t l i n g ua r e tex e r e
t
Lau de s , C h r i s te , u as , q u i d o m i t u m s tr u is
In fid u m p o p ul um c um D uce p er fido
GU Y FA U X 3 8 1
rather like a tale a fable and an inven tion than tru e his , , ,
, ,
m ortal m isch i ef .
v e in
y g a sort o f spec u l u m or m agic m irror which,
stands ‘
,
.
,
Th e sam e , I p re su m e u po n wh o m th e cl ergy m an i n th e so n g o f
,
an d Mo se s,
”
th e Vi c ar no t w i th ou t j u d gme n t , p ass es t h is m e mo rab l e
ce n su re
Here Mo se s
, th e k m g
a s c an d al o u s th i n g
’
Tis
That t hi s B as ke tt sh o ul d p ri n t fo r t h e Cro wn .
8
3 4 E LI A N A
f ull conclave above : Fa u x j u s t ready with h i s tram and
m atches below — i n his hand a reed ti p t with fi r e ”
Ho
“
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am i d cla m o u rs fo r order .
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A VI SI O N O F H O RN S 8
3 5
borou gh — m ongering syst e m wo u ld h ave be e n go t rid o f fairl y ,
, ,
A VI S I O N OF H ORN S .
, ,
—
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u
p to bes i ege J ericho I was u ndeceived o f both errors by .
.
,
i n m y face as m u ch as to say ,
It is the c u s to m o f the ,
“
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c o u ntry and passed o n
,
.
r o u nd , , ,
p ower o f o ff ending .
3 8 8 E LI A N A
as i f he th o u gh t h i m s e l f t h e o n l y m an He i s n o t th an ie d .
”
I see s i r said I an d obse r ve that he is happ ily f r e e
, , ,
to a co n cl u sion
'
.
I took not i ce tha t e v ery o n e jee red at the rest only none
'
,
thing .
It w as pl e as ant to s e e so m e o f t h e citizen s en co u n t e r
betwee n the m selves ; how they s m iled in t he i r sleev e s a t
t h e sh oc k they r e ceived fro m t h e i r neigh b o u r an d n on e ,
f o r h is n o o fi e n c e t h at I was a sha m ed f o r th e m an s pe ni
’
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g .
390 E LI A N A
excrescences when the hu sbands died ; and my gu ide i n
f or m ed m e that t h e chem ists in their cou ntry mad e a con
s i d e r ab l e pro fi t by the m extrac ting f rom them certain ‘
, as m u ch as to ,
y o u n
g sparks n o w a days are in fected
-
; b u t to do cred i t as ,
appear in g o od keep .
do add special ass istances to his acti ons b u t d o not and can ,
'
the other with a sort of architectu ral sym m etry and corre
,
s p o n de n c e .
to which he belongeth .
able qu esti ons to s u ch o f his fellows (and som etim es r esp ect
ul ly to the m aster hi m sel f who can give i or ation
f ) h i m n f m
respec ting the price and qu ality o f goods the state of ex ,
th 1 s i n his m o u th :
’
It s a s l o ve n l y l oo k
To b l ot your b o ok .
other ,
“
All wor k an d n o p l ay
Mak es J ac k a d u l l boy .
, ,
I
and ci vi l H i s m otto is Regu lari ty
.
”
.
'
,
whose stu dies have not led them that way and would
:
,
alm ost ind u ce one to su bscribe to the hard censu re which '
‘
Of t h i s b r ave i s l e .
, ,
—
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”
di sco u rse says he
,
is this that here y o u see and I
,
“
, ,
all sof t an d s m ooth ; nay i f his real tem per be natu rally ,
man .
l ae
It is tru e natu ral te m pers are n o t to be always
,
.
,
"
, .
, ,
, .
,
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than fo r any part o f a gen tle m an s dress ; even at second ’
hand .
, ,
disdai ned to entertain him self (or others) with the f orced
produ cts o f another m an s bra i n Y o u r m an o f qu ality i s
’
.
'
f ro m Argier adds ,
Fo r o ne th ing th at sh e di d ,
T h ey wou l d not t ak e h er l i fe .
o f Algiers ? Co u l d I ge t at it by so m e f ortu na te i n t r o du c
tion t o the Algeri ne am bassador 9 Was a voy age thither .
s u ch an a bortion o f an anecdote .
Algier :
In the last pl ace we will briefl y give an acco u nt o f ,
hu ndred tall ships n o t cou nti n g the barqu es and shal lops
, ,
, .
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,
p .
the sam e and l eft it sticki ng d eep there i n They next fell
, .
“
B u t as they w e re thu s i nten ding there was a wi t ch o f ,
4 2
0 EL IA N A
th e town wh om th e h i story does no t nam e whic h We nt to
,
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, ,
, ,
which was the greatest part o f his victu als and am u n i ti on '
,
.
,
”
be a treat thou ght I fo r f riend
, To m em ory ,
f
orm ing m yself from the gro u nd o f it n o r any other sto ry ,
o f garden seeds in his lef t hand and in his right hand the
-
Gemi ni .
m antle of -
,
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, ,
—
right hand the sign P is ces .
Th e f o l l o w i n g r e cei pt T o d r ess u p a c h i m n e y v e r y fi e
' '
' n
fo r the s u m m er tim e as I have done m any and they have -
, ,
”
been liked very well m ay not b e unpro fi table to the ,
g m e a ,
arou nd where the pack thread goes ; and the next row y o u -
i n which the snails are dead and little toad stools which ,
-
are very old and look like vel vet or any o ther thi ng th at was
, ,
and fasten all with wax and rosi n Then f o r the hearth o f .
,
'
over and it will grow as it lies ; and ac cording to the
, ,
”
grace a roo m exceedingly .
he is so writt en) who cam e in with the Conqu eror and had
, ,
was slain by the hand qf H arold him self at the fatal battle
o f H astings Be this as it m ay we fi n d a f am ily o f that
.
,
nam e flou rishing som e centu ri es lat er in that cou nty J ohn .
the eld est m ale representative o f the fam ily o f that day was ,
’
p a m phlet spawning -
age abo u nded The work bears date .
”
16 17 . It preceded the H i striom astix by fi fteen y ears ;
and as i t went before it i n ti m e so it com es not far short
, ,
, , ,
, ,
”
dice .
Wooll aston , waa cum Mar i a Mer r ywea ther The s i n gu l ai ity .
s ai r e d o f
p . H is recover y he always a ttrib u tes
( u nder
,
-
.
, ,
-
m editating , Boyle s Re flections was at one .
’
,
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si on ed b
y inca u tio u s b u rning o f a pot o f charcoal in her
witho u t reso u rces That the stage at all shou ld have pre .
s o m e explanation .
,
M E M O I R O F M R L I ST O N .
4 1
3
si m il ar in kind to those which are related o f the f am ou s . .
.
beset h i m at Charnwood .
are o f that whi m sical and others o f that rom antic natu re
, ,
,
.
satis fi ed with the retu rns o f his factorage and all going on ,
m erchant .
, ,
.
,
.
,
ou t u o n h i m
p and he co u ld n o t resist the i m p u l s e
.
,
A .
4 1 6 E LI AN A
it to y o u w hether I ever lived at all ? My li f e is a very
good life s i r I am insu red at the P elican sir ; I am three
score years and six —six ; m ark m e sir ; b u t I can play
, .
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d o I do
,
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u ,
, , .
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, ,
w e tha t , ,
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cam e into the world tittering and the m idwife tit tered and ,
,
was brou ght to the font the parson cou ld not chr isten m e ,
A U T O BI O GR A P H Y O F MR MUNDEN .
417
fo r tittering S o I was never m ore than half bapti z ed
. .
si r
. An d I w as articled to a dry s alter My father gave -
.
forty pou nds prem iu m with m e sir I can show the indent
—dent—dentu res sir B u t I was born to be a com edian
.
,
.
, ,
, ,
Ch el t n am ) 1 7 7 6 ;
,
Bath 1 7 7 9 ; London 1 7 8 9 ; , ,
Le e L e w i s &c
,
over which we have st rained o ur ey es to
, .
u
p a l i ttle as we said
,
and concl u des in the f ollowing
,
.
manner
cou rse them selves down the old veteran s cheeks who ’
Y o u r se rv ant sir , ,
J OS E PH MU N DEN .
4 2 0 EL I AN A
There is a fashion of eu logy as well as o f vitu peration ,
the l o ok and still retained the key i n his pocket ; the blu e
,
the grave and reverend faces o f the co m m issio n ers eyeing '
,
'
copi a the Parc ae wielding the d i s tafl the thread o f li fe and
, , ,
forth with type and tr u m pet to annou nce its periodical dis
n s ati on s ; and tho u gh nothing has been doled o u t to m e
p e
tical apparitions ?
What a startling revelation o f the passion s i f all the aspi
rati ons engendered by the L ottery co u ld b e m ade m an i fest !
Many an i m pec u niary epic u re has gloated over his locked
u
p warr ant fo r f u tu re wealth as a m ean s o f realizing the
,
D is h es o f agate i n gol d an d s t u dd e d
se t ,
Wi th e m e ral d s , sap p h i r
e s , h yac i n th s, an d ru b ie s
o f c ar p s, d or m i c e , an d c am e l s h e e l s,
’
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g
B oil ed 1 t h e
’
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d ai n s t th e e p i l ep sy
)
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( p i ci us i e t g .
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D r e sse d wi th an e ui si te and p oi gnant sauc e ,
Fo r wh i ch I l l say u nto my cook , Th ere s go l d
’ ’
Go fo rt h , an d be a k ni gh l t ’
4 22 ELI A N A
Many a doting lover has k is s ed the scrap paper whose of
into
Ri n g s, gau d s , co nc e i ts ,
Knack s , t r i fl e s , n ose
g ay s ,
s w ee t m eat s
q
-
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ra
g , ga m esters have f o r a ti m e at least , r ecovered th eir ,
1 -
scru p u lou sly silent u pon the ten thou sand falsi fi ed dream s
which constitu te the ru le Morpheu s wi ll sti fl e Cocker .
p u fli n g
,
in all its pristine glory when the lottery pro ,
,
-
,
-
,
T HE A SS 42 5
Balaa m and o u r own dail y obser vation m ight convince u s
, ,
THE A S S .
R COLLI E R, in his
. P oetical D ecam eron ( Third
Conversation ) , notices a tract printed m 1 5 95 , w i th
th e au thor s initials only, A B entitled The No bl e n e s s e
’
.
”
the Asse ; a work rare learned and excellent H e h as
of , , .
o u t any contradiction
,
H e l i fts n o t his f oote against any
.
, , .
Th ou wo u l d s t (p e r h ap s ) h e sh o ul d b e co m e th y foe ,
A n d to th at e n d d o st b eat h i m m an y t i m e s :
He car es n o t fo r h i m se l fe, m u ch l ess th y b l ow .
u se fu l servant t o m an s h o u ld 1 e c e i v e at m an s h and d id
’
en t i m perviou s
to o r d in ai y str i pes The m alice o f a child o r a weak hand
.
, .
,
h i m? 'F i
e o n all s u ch sophistications ! It will never do ,
u i i f u , , , ,
p
-
p
1 he a ple coat i ng Y o u cannot re
. fi ne a scorp i on into a
“
coo ker y .
4 2 8 EL I AN A
I s ho u ld other w ise fo r my o w n taste have been inclin ed
, ,
j e c t u,
r e whether a sort o f a n ti mu s i c m ight not h e invented
-
- -
school m aster ,
IN RE SQ U IRRELS .
AT is gone with the cages with the clim bing squ ir rel ,
, ,
in'
only live sign s ? On e we believe still hangs , ,
n e o f o u r o l d poets —
- a
.
”
au nts keep these sm all deer as they d o parrots to bite , ,
”
crotchet I s u ppose they m ay go into J ere m y B entham s
,
’
G rap es wh ose l u s ty b l oo d
'
I s th e l earned poe t s good ,
S wee te r yet di d n e e r cro wnv
Th e h ead o f B acc h us ; n u ts more bro wn
’
t
Th an t h e squi rr el s eeth th at c ra ck th e m .
43 0 ELI AN A “
agreed to receive
A gai n i t has happened that from n o :i n fe r i o r m eri t o f
. ,
c h o i c e o f i t s s u bj ect
l
s om e singl e Wo rk shal l have been
,
'
less inj ustice in the case of the popu lar allegory o f B u nyan } .
f u m f i ‘
, ,
; ,
.
f pe Op l e h a n
g d el i ghted ’
”
over t h e Adventu res of Rob inson Crusoe an d shall con ,
com parat ively will b ear to be tol d that there exi st other
fi ctitio u s narratives b y the sa m e writer — f o u r o f the m at ,
be fore : w h i a
h m ade an i n geniou s c r itic observe, that h i s
w ork s 1 n this kind were excellent readi ng f o r the kit chen
, .
, wou ld
be startlin g i n gredients l n the bill o f fare o f m o d ern lite
rary delicacie s B u t , then w hat pirates what thieves and
.
, , ,
g uilt and delinqu ency m ade less sedu ctive o r the su ff ering ,
P OSTSCRIP T TO TH E CH AP T E R O N E ARS ?
“ “
the 3 l st J anu ary last has t hou ght fi t to insinu ate that I ,
Cl earl y a t
fi c titi o us app el l a i on ; fo r , if we ad mi t th e l atter of t h es e
n am es to b e m a m an n er E ngli sh , wh at i s Lei gh Ch ri s ti an no mencl at ure
kn o ws no su ch .
P O ST SC R I P T T O “
C H AP T E R O N EAR S 43 3
a Mr T: —b O bserve
the critic al period at which he
has cho sen to i m pu te the c alu m ny —
. .
be allowed to be
They call thi s an age o f personality ; b u t su rely this
spirit o f anti personality (i f I m ay so express 1t ) is som e
-
t hing worse
Take away m y m oral rep u tation —
.
I m ay live to discredit ,
u
p again ; b u t when a gentle m an is r o bbed o f his identi ty
, ,
where is he ?
Other m u rderers stab b u t at o u r existence a f rail an d ,
weal t h nothing ? ,
Wh y , th en th e w orl d , an d al l t hat
’
i n t , is n oth i ng
s
’
”
Th e c o veri ng sky i s n o th in g ; B oh e mi a no th in g .
43 4
in w
‘
an n r
“
3“ . ,
”
“
Ol d B enchers o f the Inner Te m ple I have delivered ,
,
s
,
that ,
tade to su spec t m e fo r
E nglish
To a second correspondent who signs him self A Wil t ,
“
,
”
UN I TARI AN P RO TESTS
IN A LE TTER TO A F RI EN D OF T HAT PE RS UASI ON NEWLY
M AR R I ED .
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gh no n e o f you r acqu aintance can
u
,
-
adopting her form s
-
, ,
y Y o u s ub .
sit
y o f protesti ng ?
) f o r the m ean i ng o f a vow is to b e
stru ction o f the taker ; else m ight all vows and oaths too , ,
o u t o f them .
espou sed bri de) m ost solem nly protest against the service
( which yo u rselves have j u st de m anded ) beca u se we are ,
can not sa v e y o u .
43 8 EL I A N A
Hard and grievou s it is that in any case an i n stitu tion , ,
'
,
T heref ore ,
“
say y we protest Oh poo r an d
'
ou ,
'
.
1
u ,
"
'
clergym an ; to o ff er to a p u blic f u nctionary an instrum ent
'
w h i c h i b y the tenor o f his f u nction he i s not o bl i ge d t o
' ' '
1
Ye t I se e not
‘
h o w with any grace yo u r p p
e o l e i ca n petiti on
s elves B u t how
.
wo u ld thi s h o n o u i ab l e b od y l s tar e tO fi n d u
440 EL I AN A
Qu akers consented to take oaths leaving a protest with the ,
—
,
' '
ou r child r en are not lega l ly F i li z N u l l zu s is this nothi ng ?
I am dear sir , ,
—
R REF L E CT OR, I am o n e o f those perso n s whom
.
'
'
an d ev er will prote st .
44 2 E LI A N A
S i r , i m agine y
—b
have been
utpresent at
ou the dam ni n g
o f a piece those who never had that el c ty I beg the
( f i i m
to i mag ine ) —a vast theatre li ke that whi ch D ru ry Lane
,
, ,
-
a theatre like that fi lled with all s orts of d i sgu sti ng
—
,
so nd s
u ,
shrieks gro ans hisses b u t chie fly the last lik e
, , , ‘ ,
w ildern ess .
—
captivates u s that the m u sical expressi ve hu m
,
an vo 1 ce ,
, ,
s u ccess 1
'
Of h i ssi n g t h r ou gh th e h al l , th ick s war m i n g n o w
Wi th c om p l i cated m on ste rs , h ead an d t ai l ,
c o m
S rp i on an d as p , an d A p s ae a h i b n d i r e 1
"
,
'
Cerast es h or n e d, Hydr u s , an d E 10p s rear I
d ' 1
,
And D i p sas .
they were —
p a
,
”
co m plicated head and tail and seeing how m any
, ,
, This is that
p ar t o f the au d i tory who are al w ays the m ajori t y at da m na
in fo r com pany .
critics —
'
,
t h e i m p e rt i n en t gu ides o f the pit w h o will n o t ,
-
The Whipsnake —
.
—
the next day i n the newspapers .
are co m m on to them all They are creatu res o f rem ark ably .
i q
, , ,
as m uc h as ever We think fi t .
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.
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as having .
, ,
o f these h e i gh t e n i gs
n B ird wore o n e o f those fl owered,
, , , ,
m aster .
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an d m athe m atics in F etter L ane H olborn ! 1
, ,
.
,
.
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'
h e r ur e c o l l e c t i on s o f h i m sh e thin k s th a t he wo u l d h ave .
, , .
my school , ,
b ecility in ,
, , ,
, ake
y o u . O nce he w as m i s s i n g f o r a day o r tw o : he h ad r un ,
before h is face ; an d th e r ,
4 52 EL I ANA
upon su bject
th e Th e re i s an h e r al d i c te r m i n de e d
.
, ,
w h i c h s e e m s to i m ply ge n ti li ty a n d t h e r i gh t to c o at
.
,
ar m o u r u t n oth i n g f u r th e r p o t q l fi d
( b ) i n e r s n s h u s u,a i e .
o r by c r e at i o n
,
c o m m o n ly c all e d p ate n t
, O f t h e f or m e r .
k i n d t h e ti tl e i n qu e s ti o n c an n ot b e s ee i n g th at t h e n oti o n
, ,
o f i t i s l i m i te d to a p e rs o n al d i s t i n c t i o n w h i c h do e s n o t
Mr An s t e y v e r y w e ll ob s e r v es d e s c en d m o r e ove r i n a
.
, , ,
w h o c an s h o w i t ? H o w c o m e s i t to b e do r m an t Un d e r
w h at ki n g s r e i gn i s i t p a te n te d ? Am o n g t h e g r o u n d s o f
’
n obi li ty c i te d by t h e l e ar n e d Mr A s h m ol e a f t e r Ser vi c e s
.
,
”
i n t h e F i e ld o r i n t h e C o un c i l C h am b e r h e j u d i c i o u s ly ,
s e t s do w n H o n ou r s c o n fe rr e d by t h e s ove r e i gn o u t o f
“
s u pp o s e d n h i m t o t h e r oy al n a t u r e ; an d i n s tan c e s t h e
) i ,
, ,
r e i gn K i n g H e n r y t h e E i gh th fo r s om e o r o n e o f th e s e
, ,
”
r e s p e c ts h i gh ly p r o m ote d an d p r e fe r r e d
,
H e r e if an y .
,
w h e r e w e th ou gh t w e h ad d i s c ov e r e d a c l u e to o u r r e
,
s e ar c h e s B u t af te r a p ai n f u l i n v e s t i gati on o f t h e r oll s an d
.
r e c o r d s u n d e r t h e r e i gn o f R i c h a r d t h e T h i r d o r Ri ch ar d ,
”
C r ou ch bac k as h e i s m or e u s u ally d e si gn ate d i n t h e
—
~
, _
ch r o n i c l e s fr om a tr ad i t i on ar y s toop o r g i bbo s i ty i n th at
ar t —
,
w e d o n o t fi n d th a t th at m o n ar c h c o n fe r r e d an y s u c h
p ,
l o r d s h i p s as h e r e p r e te nd e d u po n an y su bj ec t o r s u bj e c ts
, ,
o n a s i m pl e p l e a o f c onf o r m i ty i n th at r es pec t to th e
”
Th e p o s tu r e o f aff ai r s i n th os e tu m u l
”
r oyal n a t u r e
“
.
,
h i m at n o l ei sur e to a tte n d t o s uc h ni c e ti e s F ur th er th an .
o f En glan d w h o p r e ce d e d o r foll o w e d h im b e i n g
,
de s c ri be d by h i s to r ians to h av e be e n o f s tr aig h t
A P O P U L A R FALLAC Y 4 53
l im bs , th e n atur a l d e ri va ti v e , s ay s D an i el ,
o f h i gn
"
E
ti ve ,
l u s to s c r u pl e t h e v al i d i ty o f th i s c l ai m
w h i c h i n c i n es ,
i s t h e r e m ar kabl e fac t th at n o n e o f t h e p e r s on s i n w h o m
,
th e r i gh t i s s u ppo s e d to b e v e s te d do e v e r i n s i s t u p o n i t
t h e m s e lv e s T h e r e i s n o i ns tan ce o f an y o f th e m s u i n g
.
”
h i s pat e n t as t h e l a w book s c all i t ; m u ch l e s s o f h i s h av i n g
,
ac tu a lly s te pp e d u p i n to h i s p r op e r s e at a s s o q u al i fi e d w e
, , ,
m i gh t e xp e c t th at s o m e o f th e m w ou ld h av e h ad t h e s p i r i t
to do i n t h e H o u s e o f L o r d s O n t h e c on tr ar y i t se e m s to
, .
,
b e a d i s ti n c ti o n th r u s t u pon th e m Th e i r ti tle o f lo r d ’
.
,
s ay s o n e o f th e i r o w n body s p e ak i n g o f t h e c o m m o n p e opl e
, ,
“
I n e ve r m u c h val u e d an d n o w I e n ti r e ly d e s pi s e ; an d
,
t th e y w i ll f o r c e i t u po n m e as an h o n o u r w h i c h th e y
y e
”
h ave a r i gh t to b e s to w an d w h i c h I h av e n on e to r e fu s e 1
, .
'
U po n a d is p as s i o n at e r e v i e w o f t h e s u bj ec t w e ar e d i s po s e d
,
to b e li e v e th at th e r e i s n o r i gh t to th e p e er age i n c i d e n t to
m e r e bod i l y c on figu r at i o n th at t h e ti tl e i n di s pu te i s m e r e ly
h o n o r ar y an d d e p e n d i n g u pon t h e br e ath o f th e c om m on
,
p e o pl e w hi ch i n th es e r e al m s i s s o far fr om t h e po w e r o f
,
c o n fe r r i n g n ob i l i ty th at t h e abl e s t c o n s ti tu ti on al i s ts h av e
,
ag r ee d i n n oth i n g m or e u n an i m o u s ly th an i n th e m ax i m
’
th at t h e ki n g i s th e s ole f o u ntai n o f h o n ou r .
”
1
»
H v o n De formi ty
a .
E LI A N A
LE TT E R TO AN O LD G E N T LE M AN WH O S E
ED UCATI ON H AS B EE N N E G L E CT ED .
D E AR S I B , I sen yo u a an e ri n
-
d
b t g Epi tl t n O l d G tl m n “
s e o a en e a
wh os e Ed t
u c a i o n i s su osepp d
to h a e e e nv b gl ec ted O f e it w ne .
”
c our s , as
su gg t d
es eb y s m e l e tt of y d m i b l Opi m Eat th di n
e rs o our a ra e u -
er, e sc o
tin uan c e o f wh i h h d m h g t t my l f
c as cau s e mm wi th so uc re re o se 1n c o on
m t f y
os o r de Y will d m i nj ti by pp i g th t i
ou r ea rs . ou o e us ce su os n a , n
th e rem t t d g ee i t wa m y i nt ti
o es e r t
, i di l th p p s Th
s en on o r cu e o se a er . e
f t
ac th m t
18 , e i thi g m y giv
os se r ou si to i n oce t bu l q n s a e r se an n n r es ue
an d th m
, e i th y
ore s er o u s t h fi tt th y b m f th t p p
e a re , e er e e co e or a ur o se .
It 18 t t b
no pp d th t Ch a l C tt n di d t t t i v y
o e su o se a r es o o no en e r a n a er
h i gh g d f Vi gil twith t di g h e t v ti d th t p et Y
re ar or r , no s an n ra e s e a o . our
se l f t tify t h d p p t I h v l w y h l d f th p f d
c an es e ee r es ec a e a a s e or e ro ou n
ni g d p t ti g g i f i d N th i g pon th '
lear n an en e raf n en u s o o ur r en . o n u ear
h is t t i i g
e n er a n n d i st tive p po
an n ru c ur se .
I m de i y u n d h i s in
a ,
ly ar s r, o rs a s cer e ,
E LI A .
Y DE A R S I R , qu es ti on w hi c h y o u h ave do n e
-
Th e
m e th e h on o u r to p r op ose to m e th r o ugh th e medi u m
o f ou r c o m
,
an s w e r w i th as m u c h e x ac tn e s s a s a l i m i t e d obs er v ati o n
an d e xp e r i en c e c an w ar r an t
Yo u as k —
.
o r r ath e r M r Gr i e r s o n i n h i s o w n i n t e r e s t i n g
, .
,
l an gu age as k s f o r y o u Wh e th e r a p er s on at t h e age
'
, ,
of s i xty th r e e -
w i t h n o m o r e p r ofi ci e n c y th an a tol erabl e
,
—
,
on t e pa t o
h r f t h e p u p i l al w a y s p r e s ppo s e d m ay h op e
u ,
t o ar r i v e w i th i n a p r e s u m abl e n u m b e r o f y e ar s
, at t h at ,
o n 1y I c o u ld w i s h ,
th at o n o n e p o i nt y o u h ad be e n a l i ttle m o r e e xpli c i t I n .
th e m ean t i m e I w i ll t ak e i t f o r g r an te d th at by a
, ,
4 56 E LI A N A
g i n e d t h a t t h e s u n m ov e s r o u n d t h e e ar th W h en y o u
.
s h al l h av e ' m as te r e d t h e t r u e s ol ar s y s t e m , y o u w i ll h av e
-
i t d i ff r e n t th e o r y u p o n th at p o i n t , I as su r e y o u
q u e a e .
m e n ti on b u t th i s i n s tan ce Yo u r o w n e xp eri en c e , as kn o w
.
s o n i n f o r m s m e y u h av e c on t e m pl at e d , o f e n t e r i n g yo u r s e l f
o
at a c o m m o n s e m 1 na1 y , an d w or k i n g yo u r w ay u p f r om t h e
lo w e r to th e h i gh e r fo r m s w i th t h e c h i ld r en I s e e m or e .
to ad m i r e i n th e m ode s ty th an i n t h e e xp e d i en c y o f s u ch a
re s ol u t i o n . I o w n I c an n ot r e c on c i l e m ys e lf to t h e s pec
tac l e o f a ge n tl e m an at you r ti m e o f li fe , s eate d , as m u s t b e
y o u r c as e at fi r s t , b e lo w a ty r o o f f o ur o r fi v e ; f o r at th at
th i s c ou n try I dou bt w h e th e r m or e m i gh t n o t b e l o s t i n
.
Y o u s ay y ou s tan d i n n e e d o f e m u l ati on ; th at th i s i n c i te ‘
m e n t i s n o w h e r e to b e h ad b u t at a p u bl i c s ch ool th at y o u
s h ou ld b e m or e s e n s i bl e o f you r p r o g r e s s by c o m p ar i n g i t
w i th t h e d ai ly p r ogr e ss o f th o se ar ou n d y o u B u t h av e y o u
.
c on s i de r e d t h e n atu r e o f e m u l at i o n , an d h o w i t i s s u s tai n e d
a t th e s e t e n d e r y e ar s w h i c h y o u w ou ld h av e t o c o m e i n
c o m p e ti t i o n w i th I am af r ai d y o u ar e d r e am i ng of
a c ad e m i c p r i z es an d d i s ti n c ti o n s Al as ! i n t h e u n i v e r
.
s i ty fo r w h i c h y o u ar e pr e par i n g , t h e h i gh e s t m e dal
w o u ld b e a s i lv e r p e n n y ; an d y o u m u s t gr adu at e i n n u ts
an d o r an ge s
I kn o w th at P e te r th e G r e at C z ar —o r E m p e r or —of
.
Mu s c o vy s u bm i tte d h i m s e lf to t h e d i s c i pl i n e o f a d o ckyar d
,
at D e pt f o r d t h a t h e m i gh t l e ar n an d c o n v e y t o hi s c o u n
, ,
t r y m en t h e n o bl e ar t o f sh i p b u i ldi n g
,
Y o u a r e o l d e n o u gh
.
m i n d al s o oth e r g r e a t p r i n c es w h o to i n s tr u c t th e m s e lves
, ,
'
i n t h e th e o r y an d p r ac ti c e o f w ar an d s e t an e xam pl e o f
,
s u bo r d i n at io n to t h e i r s u bj e c ts h ave c on d e s c e n d e d t o e n r o l
,
s u c ce s s i v e r an ks o f c or po r al qu ar te r m as te r an d t h e r e s t
, , .
h ave se r v e d th e i r w ay u p to th e s tat i on at w h i c h m o s t
LE TT E R T O AN O LD G EN T LE M AN 4 57
pri nces ar e w i ll i n g
g h to e nou
s t o u t o f g e n l d —
But —
e e r a a n ,
c o m m an d e r i n c h i e f o v e r th e i r o w n f or ce s
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besi de s .
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rej e c te d .
fo r gi v e h i m w h i l e h e u tte r e d th e s e b o ld u n t ru th s ; s i n c e i t
w as f o r t h e p r e ve n ti on o f a g r e at e r m i s c h i e f o n l y an d h ad ,
n o m al i ce i n i t .
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b u t h ad u se d h i m as t h e i n s tr u m e n t o f h e r g re atn e s s .
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s w o r d w i th t h e i n te n t i o n o f l ay i n g i t a t h i s fath e r s f e e t ;
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di s arm e d ; an d t h e old du ke tr e m bl i n g b e tw e en fe ar an d ,
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u s ; an d h as ti ly th an k i n g h i s c o u n t r y m e n fo r h i s d e l i v e r
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c h o se n ; fo r h e r m an n e r s i n a p al ace h ad a ti n g e s t i ll o f h e r
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to c ou r t o n ly i n t h e pr i n c e s w r on g ; an d i n h e r h ear t s h e
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m ai d e n o r th e w r ath o f t h e c on f o u ndi n g Cup i d w as 1 e
,
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w h e n h e w as s tr u c k w i th th e app e aran c e o f a h u m an b e i n g ,
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th ei r fath e r h as s e r v e d fo r fifty ye ar s Wh o o r w h at ar e .
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,
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c o n s c i o u s o f a fo r e go n e d e l i gh t w i th a to t al obl i vi o n o f th e ,
p e r s o n an d m an n e r w h i c h c o n ve ye d i t I n d r e am s I of te n .
,
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.
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w i th t h e e x c e pt i o n o f th e H ogar th p i c tu r e s a fe w y e ar s ,
s i n c e e x h i b i t e d i n P all M all w as th e m os t d e l i gh tf u l c o l ,
l e c ti on I e ve r gai n e d ad m i s s i on to T h er e h an g th e playe r s .
,
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t h e Mo u n tf o r ts an d th e O l d fi e l d s f r e s h as C i bb e r h as
, ,
d e s cr i b e d th em ; t h e Wo ffin gt on ( a tr u e H ogar th ) up on
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fi
B r i n sl e y s fam o u s c o m e dy ; w i th S m i th an d Mr s Ab i n gdo n
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.
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w h o m I s aw at s e c on dh an d i n t h e e ld e r H ar l ey ; H ar l e y ,
t h e r i val o f H o l m an i n H o r at i o ; H o l m an w i t h t h e b r i gh t
, ,
gl i tt e r i n g t e e th i n Loth ar i o an d th e deep p av i o r s s i gh s i n
, ,
’
abd i c a t e d m o n ar ch o f tr ag e dy an d c o m e dy i n H arr y t h e ,
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.
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b r e th r e n i n m e d i oc ri ty ; Wr o u gh t o n w h o i n Ri tel y s e e m e d
I ,
tong u e ; an d l i ttl e Q ui c k ( th e r e ti r e d D i o c l e s i an o f I s l i n g
t o n ) w i th h i s s q u e ak l i k e a B ar t l e m e w fi d dl e Th e r e a r e ’
.
,
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5 0
0 APP END I X
d o m e s ti c an d o n e w h o fr o m h i s e xtr e m e y o u th w as p e r
, , ,
h ap s a g r e ate r r e pr oach to h e r d i sc r e ti on th an h ad s h e c as t
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n o r F ab i an e v e r cas t th a t r e p ro ac h u po n h i m .
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'
s a ,
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to i ts m an ifes t i m p o v m e n t I t i s i nte es ti n g a sh wi g h w
r e . l r s o n o r ea
t h e nd o f t h e fi s t parag a ph o r: p ge 1 7 5 t h e p ap e i n t h e Lo n d o n
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y
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) ,
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by h e r b r o th e r s i n t h e s e q u el , b u t th e i r v e n g ean c e a pp e ar s
to h ave be e n w h e tte d r a th e r by h er pr e su m p ti on i n r e
r r y i ng a t all e n t h e y h ad m edi ta te d t h e k ee p i n g o f
( w h
h e r fo r tu n e i n th e i r f am i ly) , th an by h e r c h o i ce o f a n
i n fe r i o r , o f An toni o s n obl e m e r i ts e s p e c i ally, f o r h er h u s
’
th es e li n e s o r s om e th i n g l i ke th e m i n h i s o w n co u n tr y
, ,
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’
.
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th at sh ou ld s h e fan cy i t sh o u ld b e o ne o f my c om p l e xio n
, ,
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APP EN D I X 50 1
If he r e w as n o e n c o u r ag e m en t t h e d e vil i s i n i t I wi s h , .
w e c oul d ge t at t h e p r i v ate h i s to r y o f al l th i s B e tw e e n
t h e c o u n te s s h e r s e lf s e r i o u s o r d i s s e m bli ng—
.
for o n e h ar dly
kn o w s h ow to a pp r eh e n d th i s fan tas ti cal gr e at l ady—an d
,
t h e p r ac ti c e s o f th at d e l i c i o us l i ttl e p i e c e o f m i s ch i e f ,
M ar i a
Th e l i twi gs l i d ra c -
a
B y M ch i ve l t h e w i ti ng m i d a a ,
a -
a
Be n s l e y th r e w ov e r th e p ar t 85 0 , .
h v t d t thi E y w p b bl y wi th d w t th : q t o f
a e res ore o s ssa , as ro a ra n a e re u es ,
ei th Kem bl e
er G d wi wi th b th f w h m L m b w i tim te Th e
or o n, o o o a as n a .
t y f th
s or o d m i g f h is t g dy l th gh tol d i n h a d l i gh t
e a n n o ra e , a ou s uc e
f lly
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a p e h aps m de God wi n win c n t wi th
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be n s ppre s d s un w th y f E l i we h ve p efe ed to i ns e t i t wi th
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-
Last E ssays of E l i a w as e vi dentl y “
A C H AR AC T ER OF T H E LA T E E LI A .
B Y A F RIEND .
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,
a d e c l i ni n g w a h ath at l e n gth p ai d h i s fi n a l tr i b u t e to
y ,
n atu r e H e j us t l i v e d lon g e n o u gh ( i t w as w h at h e w i sh e d)
.
to s e e h i s p ap er s c o ll e c t e d i n to a v olum e Th e p ages o f .
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m o re .
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at ,
an d th e b e l ls o f S ai n t Br i de s r an g hi m o u t w i th th e o l d ’
5 2
0 A PP E ND I X
ye ar Th e m o u r n fu l vi brati o n s w e r e cau gh t i n t h e d i n i ng
.
r oo m o f h i s f r i e n d s T an d an d t h e c o m p an y as se m bl e d
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.
,
th e r e to w e l c o m e i n an o th e r 1s t o f J an u ar y c h e c ke d th e i r ,
c ar o u s a l s i n m i d m i r th an d w e r e s i l e n t J an u s l w e pt ''
-
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c o u n t r m e n s w r o n gs vo w e d a m e m o i r to h i s m a nes f u l l
’
y ,
”
an d f r i e n dly a s a Tal e o f Ly ddal c r o s s .
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,
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. er P ef c s as a o
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c o s i n B r i dge t A f e w c r i t i c a l d i ss e r tati o n s w e r e f o u n d I n
u .
h i s es cmtoi r e w h i c h h av e b e e n h an d e d ov e r to t h e e d i to r o f
,
this m ag a zm e i n w h i ch it i s to b e h op e d th e y w i ll s h o r tly
,
appe ar r e ta i n i n g h i s ac c u s to m e d s i gn at u r e
,
.
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’
me nt l ay I n a p u bl i c offi c e Th e ge n tl e m en i n t h e e xpo r t .
a m o s t obli g i n g m an n e r t h e d e s k at w h i c h h e h ad be e n
plan te d fo r f or ty y e ars ; s h o w e d m e po nd e r o u s to m es o f
fi gu r e s i n h i s o w n r e mar kably ne at h an d w h i c h m o r e
,
' ‘ '
,
p r o per ly th an h i s fe w p r i n te d tr ac ts m i gh t b e c all e d h i s ,
u n i v e r s ally c o m m e n d e d h i s e xp e r tn e s s i n book k ee p i n g -
It se e m s h e W as th e i n v e nt Or o f s om e l e dge r w h i ch s h ou ld
t
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c o m b i n e t h e p r e c i s i on an d c e r tai n ty o f t h e Ital i an do u bl e
;
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( h i
of so m e n e w e r G er m an s y s t e m ; b u t I am n o t abl e : to
appre c i at e t h e w or th o f t h e d i s c ov e r y I h a ve ofte n h e ar d .
h im e x pr e ss a w ar m r e gar d f o r h is as s o c ia te s i n offic e an d ,
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r,n o wn B ar y Co n waJ
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5 4
0 . APP END I X
to th i s L am bv t d
isi e G i l s o n i n 17 99 ; wh e n i t was u n e r o i n g
d ay . t d g
p i
s ome re a r s w h i c h h e may h a e m i s t a en for t h e
, roc e ss o f d emo l i v k p
ti o n ; o r, as Mr P er c y i z e ral h as su gested , th e rum ou r o f t h e
. Ftg d g
al terati o n s t h a w ere e in t b
m a e i n th e l ac e m ay h a e e e n exagge g d p v b
td p d t p b vt g
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ra e i nto a r e or t o f i t s e s ru c i o n ; o r , o ss i l y (a l ess i n i in t
so l u ti on ) , l i a by an “
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,
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m e r e l y im a i ne t h e fall of b g d
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B l ak e sm o o r i n o r e r to i ve h im se l f an o o r tu ni y o f e x ressi n h i s g pp t p g
g t
re re at t h e catas tr o h e p .
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se e ac o s a e n ur r s r o or
th ree h te i ti c t h wh i ch w
c arac m itt d i th e co l l c t d E ay
r s ouc es e re o e n e e ss s.
Th e p g o n p g 217 i a g in e pi ce of a tobi og ph y Th e pi ce
assa e a e s e nu e u ra . e
th e gl y bbl h d d m n d w as Lamb f ce M H
u ra e a a e
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APP EN D I X 5 3
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I o wn I c ou ld ne v e r th i n k so c o n si d e r ably o f m y s elf as
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mood s h e h as o f ten r e m i n d e d m e o f y o u T h e r e is th e s am e .
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