Start your day with this prayer:

Oh God...

Help me log on without fretting

Guide me as I'm interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding
May my website be protected
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line always connected
And may all my inputs be accepted
Please keep all my programs alive
And to remember to back up my hard drive
And protect my computer from a crashing dive
From a virus that would make it a nesting hive.