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You Gotta Be Kidding!: Published by BS Central
You Gotta Be Kidding!: Published by BS Central
You Gotta Be Kidding!: Published by BS Central
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Attention landowners:
deadline approaching
Residential & Commercial Do you want up to $3,000 in tax credits for the
2019 tax year? Do you have inaccessible public land
that you’re willing to provide access to from June
CALL 263-2724 30-December 31, 2019?
Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks would like to
visit with you about opportunities to enroll one or
Stuck on 9? more of your private land parcels in the Unlocking
Public Lands Program (UPL). Through annual UPL
agreements, landowners can receive tax credits of
At 6:00 this morning it was nine above... whoo-who! up to $3,000 ($750 per parcel) for allowing outdoor
But a quick check at a quarter to eleven and it was still at enthusiasts to cross private property to get to
nine above... come on, warm up a little more than that! inaccessible public property. Landowners decide how
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around -10. Wind chill the public may cross their private property and may
values between -15 and -25. West northwest wind 6 to 8 limit access to foot traffic only.
mph becoming north northeast after midnight. Deadline for applications from eligible landowners
Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 10. Wind chill is March 15, 2019. Contracts will be awarded no later
values between -15 and -25. East wind 6 to 10 mph. than May 15, 2019.
Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around -2. The Unlocking Public Lands program is a product
Wind chill values between -10 and -20. East wind 10 to 13 of the 2015 Legislature, which expanded a program
mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. called Unlocking State Land passed by the previous
Thursday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 21. Southeast legislature. While Montana contains nearly 31 million
wind 7 to 11 mph.
acres of BLM, Forest Service, and state land, much
Thursday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 5. South of this land requires landowner permission to cross
wind around 5 mph becoming calm after midnight.
private land to reach the adjoining state or federal
Friday: A 20 percent chance of snow after 11am. Mostly
land.
cloudy, with a high near 27. Calm wind becoming north
northwest around 6 mph in the afternoon.
For more information on the Unlocking Public
Lands program visit: fwp.mt.gov/fishAndWildlife/
Friday Night: A 40 percent chance of snow, mainly after
11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 9. Northwest wind landowners or call 406-444-2505.
around 6 mph. As always, THANK YOU for opening your gates.
Saturday: A 30 percent chance of snow, mainly before
11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 24. Northwest wind M-M-M-MMMM!
6 to 9 mph.
Saturday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow before
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11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 5. West northwest
wind 7 to 9 mph.
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 22. West northwest
WEDNESDAY
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Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 2.
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Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 24. 228-9500
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Thanks for Listening use to get her face on TV, is not my favorite person but
President Trump should thank her for lending confusion
Here’s The Real Solution to the Democrats.
as seen in a nightmare Here’s another foreign born female type person.
The 2020 elections are going to be Pramila Jayapal was born in India, attended Georgetown
a snap for the Democrats, Socialists, Univ and Northwestern University in the US. Has a zero-
Moderates, Greenies and Indies if tolerance to illegal immigration, (Yay) and is revered by
they will simply follow my advice. This Nancy Pelosi. (Boo). I’m not sure that is something I would
is a blueprint to success for those folks. be proud of. Jayapal is “proud to have been arrested” in
So far there’s about a dozen, scratch that, twelve Seattle during an immigration reform protest.
people who tossed their collective hats into the ring in a Ex-governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper (D)
bid for Trump’s Oval Office. is competing for the desk in the Oval Office. He told a
Let’s look to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) (D group in New Hampshire back in October of last year,
Ny) and her brilliant plan to spend $93T (trillion) of your emphatically, that “I am Governor of Colorado, I am
dollars making things green. You Go Girl!! going to run for President.” Not “ I’m thinking of running.”
Kamala Harris (D CA) is in line to be the very first Later in December or so he told other people, “To be
director of the Office of Fake News with her baddie/ honest, to be honest, I haven’t made the final decision,”
buddie Lewis Farrakhan as deputy director. Together [sounds kinda’ like he did back in NH].....citing “legal
they can make listening to or watching the news a daily ramifications” and saying “so let’s just say I’m leaning
laxative for the masses. No one will know exactly what’s strongly.” Kinda’ wishy-washy wouldn’t you agree.
going on. Another Atta Girl! And last but not least “The Bernie” Hero to all college
Ilana Omar (D Minn), born in Somalia 1982, came age people in America who stand up for Bernies “Free
to America 1995, cherished by her Jewish colleagues, Education for All!” Won’t they all he happy when they
most likely to win the coveted “Miss Anti-Semitism 2019 finally wake up years from now and look at their tax bill
award” by a land-slide victory. Her many marriages and to fund all this free stuff.
divorces are in question. One allegation is that she married At any rate friends, there’s the slate of today’s proposed
her brother to facilitate him coming to America. After the candidate hopefuls poised to upset “the Donald”. From
supposed divorce she went back to the father of her three the looks of this lineup it looks good for the Republicans.
children and they live happily ever after in Minneapolis. That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
But...can she be trusted? Do something about that head ~ Virgil Vaupel
gear girl. Looks kinda like a loaded-up diaper.
Next we should all turn our backs while Nancy Pelosi Uffda, dat’s plenty cold!
takes away all our guns. Who is going to be left to protect Elk Park, Montana (north of Butte on I-15) reached
your skinny butt Nance? Yeah I know. She’s not running a low of minus 46 degrees Monday morning. The
for POTUS....yet. reading could also be the lowest temperature recorded
And Cory Booker ( D NJ) whose steel-trap brain in state history during the month of March. However,
thinks there is real iced tea in a Long Island Iced Tea the Elk Park temperature won’t become an official
and that the main booze in a margarita is vodka. At record until it is reviewed by the extremes committee
least he most likely won’t become an alcoholic. Jimmy of the National Centers for Environmental Information.
Carter, former POTUS who gave the Panama Canal to The group, among other things, evaluates the scientific
the Chinese said “ I really hope he (Booker) runs for legitimacy of extreme weather observations.
president.” Great endorsement Cory. For now, the current record-holding lows in
Elizabeth Warren (D Mass) who is a self-proclaimed Montana for the month of March are a pair of minus
“capitalist to my bones” claims full support for AOC’s 45-degree readings here in Glasgow and Fort Logan in
Greenies. Yikes. Blames her false claim of Indian blood 1897 and 1906. In the lower 48 states, the lowest March
on her parents who “always told me we were part Indian.” temperature occurred in Snake River, Wyoming in
When in doubt (or indicted) blame the parents. 1906, when the temperature reached a balmy minus 50.
I hesitate to even mention the ultra-foul-mouthed An unofficial report in The Montana Standard
Rashida Tlaib (D Mich), who is a proponent of using relayed an Elk Park reading of 54 below zero, occuring
language only a dock-worker or prison inmate would on March 10, 1948.
OBITUARY
Thank you
Koni McMahon I, and my family would like to thank everyone for the beautiful
Koni Kay Karst McMahon
lost her battle to cancer on sympathy cards, phone calls, and condolences for the
February 2, 2019 in Riverside, thoughtfulness, and caring for Mark and my sister Ardine.
CA. Koni was born in Glasgow, Thank you everyone.
MT, on March 30, 1965, to
Nadine Jakanoski
Warren Karst and Janice Karst
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