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The Toucan Guide

/jp/ onahole pastebin (/ona/) 2017


Rev v0.7.0 - September 27, 2017
Written by Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF (RjobofOna@Yahoo.com) and the Toucan Guide Staff
Supported by the community.
Love you guys.
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News/Status:
MotD: Remember that all browsers have a search function (ctrl +f) if you need to
find something in this guide.
USPS will never get faster, only slower. Shipping to the USA with E-packet is a
fate worse than death.
The Discord: https://discord.gg/prxzv4c
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"Where's the update Rjob?"

*Pinned* Before you order, read "The Canadian Section". This is very important. All
visitors should
read it at least once.

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse breaking the law in any state or province of any
country. All information presented in this guide is for educational use. Use the
information in this guide at your own risk.

DISCLAIMER 2:
There are ZERO (0) paid links in this guide. Everything in here is recommended
based on merit. If we DO receive a sponsorship, I will be marking it as such in the
guide for all to see.

9/28/17:
I revised the guide again. Removed the wall of weird stuff that does not belong
there in the beginning.
This is stage one of an overhaul I am doing on the guide.
Any concerns please reach out to me via email or discord.

9/12/17:
New discord, for all your circle jerking needs - https://discord.gg/prxzv4c

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Table of Contents:

00. Introduction
01. FAQ
02. Shopping
2a. The Producers
2b. The Vendors
2c. Shipping
2d. EU Shopping (Avoiding VAT)
2e. Customs
2f. The Canadian Section
2g. Guide to Shopping in Japan
03. Use
3a. Lube
3b. Quality of Life Enhancements
3c. Stamina Remedies
3d. Supplements
04. Care
4a. Cleaning
4b. Drying
4c. Storage
4d. Repair
4e. Lube Alchemy
05. Warnings and all(some) things negative
06. Recommendations
6a. Reviews
6b. Videos/Demos
07. Further Reading
08. Changelog
8a. Contact & Credits
09. Formalities
10. Conclusion

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00. Introduction

Forward:

Is your hand not doing it anymore? You are among friends. This guide will get you
from hand pleb race to glorious plastic vagina race in less than an hour. This
guide is intended to answer most common questions that come up in every onahole
thread. It will attempt to guide new and experienced uses through the purchasing
process. There is also a section on use, along with tips. The long awaited review
section is under construction, and is accepting new contributions.

Suggest any improvements or additions for future pastebins in our thread or via
email.

~Rjob

As a general rule of thumb, if there is no information from the


manufacturer/retailer about the internals, tunnel length, overall length and width,
then it’s shit. Sometimes, you won’t see information from the manufacturer, but at
the retailers instead, due to selective information sharing with the market.
Unfortunately, the Western market panders to SEXY COVER GIRLS XXX printed on the
box with near-zero information, solely relying on that as a marketing tactic to
sell. They mostly don’t have the habit of putting images of cross-sections, despite
being so easy to do. While we really shouldn't put them down on that, it’s not very
smart to actively avoid the publication of accurate information regarding what you
sell, especially if it’s on the box.

The guide is now reformatted so that the reader can simply keep reading through the
guide to chronologically aid them in their purchase. As Rjob has originally written
most of this document from the Pastebin, all first person pronouns will be replaced
with third person, unless stated otherwise for anecdotal referencing.

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1. FAQ

This section will attempt to answer the constantly asked questions in each thread.
If you ask these questions you'll probably be trolled instead.

Q: Is the packaging Discreet?


A: Yes. All the distributors listed in the shopping section will discreetly ship
your fake vaginas in a brown box. Name and address. Customs declaration of
“figures” if sent overseas. DHL puts something else. Will explain in shipping
section.

Q: Is (Loli Hole Here) legal in the USA?


A: If it’s being sold on Amazon USA, Queencat Adult Toys, ToyDemon, or
CoolMaleSextoy then it is LEGAL to own in the USA. If you are still worried, ask
the shop to remove the packaging before sending it. Always check your country's
laws about owning pictures of animated little girls before ordering, or you'll be
bubba's onahole.

Q: Do I have to clean and dry it?


A: If you're going to buy these marvels, take care of them for toucan's sake. Clean
your cum out and dry them thoroughly.

Q: Which hole feels like the real thing?


A: Rjob’s experience with real pussy points to the Venus Real in Soft as the
closest to the real thing. You'll need Onatsuyu lube and a warmer.

Q: Will my buying habits appear on my bank account/paypal for my parents to see?


A: No. All the listed companies (except Jlist) will charge you under a different,
unrelated name.

Q: How are the Bad Dragon Holes?


A: Reports say they lack texture, suction, and are overpriced.

Q: Difference between single and dual layer onaholes?


A: Dual layer is when there's a second layer of rubber inside the toy, often with a
darker colour. Look at the R20 (single) and seventeen bordeaux (double) to see the
difference. These second layers often have different properties compared to the
main layer, usually being of softer, more elastic material.

Q: Difference between the material levels of TOMAX holes?


A: Soft and hard is about the hardness of the material the onahole is made of. Soft
will be less rough on your penis than hard. Hard will provide more stimulation
though (i.e: you'll cum faster). You have to experiment to see what you're
comfortable with.

Q: Which is better? X or X?
A: >whynotboth.jpg
Anon if it's not clear by now, every dick is different and will like different
holes. This journey is self discovery is one which you'll have to embark on your
own.

Q: Do onaholes feel better than real pussy?


A: Depends on who you ask. We say yes.

Q: So J-list has...
A: Don’t even think about it.

Q: Can my hole freeze or melt during shipping or if I leave it outside when I can’t
pick it up? I live in X country.
A:Drastic change in temps are alright, depending on what hole. Lower temperatures,
as far as I have found, increase the likelihood of plasticizer leaking due to a
difference in thermal expansion(in this case, contraction). Just expect it to be
rather oily when you first get it. For higher temperatures, it may deform and
“melt”, depending on where pressure is exerted in its packaging.

Q: Is it safe to ingest water based lube?


A: Generally, yes.Ingesting water based lube isn't too dangerous as long as it's
simple and don't contain too many preservatives and additives that could upset the
gastrointestinal system. Because it's water based, your national poisons agency
will most likely tell you to drink plenty of water to dilute it, and possibly even
tell you not to induce vomiting to avoid dehydration or further irritation. The
lube can be thick, slimy and often stays cohesive which can be a danger when
ingesting in moderate amounts. Lube can absorb water, and depending on its
contents, can absorb varying amounts until it's flushed out of the system. If you
do end up chugging down a lot of lube for any reason, you might find that your poop
ends up slimy.

Q: What’s the difference between Fleshlights and Japanese onaholes?


A: Different materials, namely materials based on TPE and silicone respectively.
Because of this, there are varying limitations to items in both categories such as
molding and material abilities. Silicone is much more structurally rigid than TPE
and is generally more resistant to wear. TPE provides the benefits of being able to
mold awkward structures, tunnels and shapes, unlike silicone based ones. Generally,
silicone based ones are tougher and harder. Again, properties are dependent on the
mix. Onas are often close ended and can offer suction. As with silicone based
products, they are generally harder and thus provide more stimulation and often
cannot produce a closed end due to molding processes. FL has boring tunnel
structures, albeit still stimulating. Onas can have crazy tunnels that keep you
interested and mentally active - you could forget that you're stroking at a certain
area, then you suddenly feel a certain bump, and so on. The same silicone stuff
applies to BD holes. While they come up with varying designs, they are still
limited because of their material choices. The benefits of FL and BD is that they
offer products for the more endowed, unlike onas that go up to 7" at most, but
average at 4"-5". Fleshlights also come with a case that restricts the expansion of
the material, forcing more pressure onto you if you are very girthy.

Q: What are these made of?


A: Thermoplastic Elastomers. Read the science section for more information.

Q: How are these made?


A: Injection molded and cut via shear with a large blade or scissors.

Q: Can I make one of these?


A: Sure you can. You’ll need a workable mold that is foodsafe and isn’t made of
particulate, an oven, and the material itself. We recommend reusable ballistics
gel! Here is ClearBallistics, an American company in Fort Smith, Arkansas that
sells blocks of ballistics gel and their accessories, and even ships them
worldwide. If you have a lathe and a large block of steel, you can carve out your
own tunnel(albeit completely symmetrical), place it inside a deep, rectangular
metal container and pour your hot ballistics gel in. Let it cool and set, lube up
and you’re ready to go.

Q: My parents found my plastic butt under my bed! What do I do?


A: Talk to them about your privacy and try to slap some sense into them. Your
belongs are your belongings. If they take it, it’s theft. Hide it in other places
or get a lock for your collection.

Q: Can I use a hole that I haven’t cleaned for a day since I last used it?
A: Sure you can, you just risk fungal and bacterial infection!

Q: How long can I leave a hole during a fap break? How long is too long?
A: Generally, try not to leave it out in the open for long periods. A ten minute
break from fapping and having a go again should be fine. Having it attached to your
dick during your break is ideal as you don’t let too much air in it, however
whatever you have inside can still grow. It all depends on your living conditions
and hygiene, so only you can tell how much of a dirty NEET you want to be.
Q: Do I lube my warmer before I put it in?
A: Well, yes. You can put it in without lube, but pulling it out can be difficult.
Lube inside can also get warmed up, which is pretty great since water has a high
heat capacity. Lube also provides a little buffer zone between the warmer and the
tunnel itself, reducing the chances of specific areas deforming from heat.

Q: Is this image too lewd for customs?


A: If it has any focus on the labia, nipples, any very suggestive images(such as
removal of bras and underwear), and extreme focus on the hole itself(such as
closeup of the human labia), then the image may be too lewd. Overly sexual images
such as depictions of semen or any other fluids, wet thighs, hands down in panties
will obviously count as lewd and sexual in nature. Anything that depicts
penetration, rape or just sex in general can be counted as “obscene” by the
standards of most countries and is often in the “banned imports” list, depending on
the country or state you are in. It may also be punishable. Government agencies
such as customs and law enforcement may act upon seeing these images.

Q: Are there any pink, semi-transparent onaholes like in my east-Asian


illustrations? Are there any like in my east-Asian illustrations?
A: Short answer, no. Long answer, yes. There are a few holes that are semi-
transparent, but they’re all clear and colorless, wildly different from most things
you see in doujinshis. Open ended holes are also available, but are in low demand
due to generally poorer performance.

Q: Any exercises I can do to last longer/increase stamina so I can actually enjoy


my onahole for more than 3 minutes?
A: Kegels and general endurance training with holes. Keep going until you’re about
to blow, then stop. Resume when ready and repeat. No immediate results, but long
term effects can be apparent.

Q: Can I use a condom?


A: Yes, as long as your lube is still water based. The only thing that makes
cleaning up easier is the removal of organic matter inside the hole, which isn’t
much of a difference. Condoms also usually lessen the stimulation a bit. Be sure to
clean your onahole afterwards and don’t be a lazy fuck.

Q: Can I pay via X??


A: Ask the store. They have a wide variety of payment options. If you can’t be
bothered to read that, then you don’t deserve the ability to pay at all.

Q: Is there any way to identify a bootleg onahole? I can’t read Asian!


A: Not really. There aren’t enough bootlegs to begin with, if there are any. The
market is too small and is very volatile for there to be any bootlegs

Q: How do you measure girth?


A: String and a ruler. Wrap the string around your supposedly erect penis and
measure the string length with the ruler.

Q: >porous
A: The only thing porous here is your head. Porosity is an absolute, and pore size
depends on production and material. Unfortunately, this meme circulates around in
uneducated Western communities that regurgitate information they can’t understand
or give reason to, let alone think about.

Q: Can I use these without lube?


A: Yes! Go ahead and try! Though it won’t be as pleasant with lube.

Q: Is it safe to eat the lube?


A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh_ET6bUrxc

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02. Shopping

DO NOT BUY WHILE HORNY. Make sure to stay objective by browsing reviews before
purchasing. Its like walking into a food store hungry.

Choosing the appropriate onahole:


1) Get your max erect length and girth, bone pressed erect length(BPEL). BPEL is
used so that you don't impale a hole whenever you go balls deep and press yourself
against it.
2) Look for any item that piques your interest and find the tunnel length of the
item. It is often safe to say that the end of the tunnel is at 1cm from the end,
but be sure to check. If tunnel length is provided, skip to step number 5.
3) Find the dimensions of the tunnel and the hole. The tunnel dimensions are
important for your usage and how you use it. Google the possible English names and
the Japanese names if you can.
4) Provided M’s sells the item, get the Japanese name of the product, copy paste it
into M's website and check for product specs in the images or description. For NLS,
removing the first "n" on the URL will transfer you to the Japanese page of a
product(en-nls becomes e-nls). Some products may not exist in the Japanese part of
the site, so be careful. You may have to scrounge around the internet to find
information.
5) If the tunnel length is ±1cm, from your length, then it should be fine for you.
How you use it will determine its lifespan. Too short and you will have trouble
with strokes and risk impaling it. Too long and lube will pool up at the end,
assuming it has a closed end. Holes will loosen up over time, so tightness won’t
last long if you’re very girthy compared to the tunnel.
6) Read absolutely objective reviews that take as many factors into account as
possible, especially the user length and girth. If you can't find any in English,
go use google translate. Reviews that don't give any information aren't useful at
all. Be aware of any reviews that don't account for their how battered their dicks
are, since they may have DGS or are just numbed. Simple, short reviews can be
useful, too!
7) Choose an appropriate lube. Lube will change how something feels, and your
overall experience will change. Some holes have a small packet, and some have a
small bottle. Try them out and see what you like.
8) Buy, wait, receive, get, use.

There are a few main classifications based on size, mass and shape to help classify
and generalize a few points with their pros and cons. Your living conditions, space
and privacy will determine what you can get and operate with in your home.

-Onaholes - 100-650g tube-shaped onaholes. Generally referred to as “onahole”,


regardless of length. Includes those designed as a small, tubular torso like
Julia+.

-Full Hip - 1/1 scale hip such as the Kiwami, Gokujo Namagoshi and others of
similar size. Generally, these weigh around 4kg+ and have the contours of the lower
abdomen, butt and the hip area in general.

-Half Hip - Hips that are cut flat in one face to be placed on a flat surface such
as a table, and are often made with doggy style in mind. Examples of these are
Premium Chastity and the Yume Namagoshi. Not necessarily butt facing up and doesn’t
have to be of any scale. Usually made with size and weight reduction in mind.
-Mini Hip - Hips that are much smaller than full hips, have the same contour as
full hips and weigh as much as half hips. Examples of which are the Puni DX, Puni
Fuwa Mocchi 2000 and Cocolo. Also includes those with two small hips, like in
Squishy Sisters.

-Torso - Behemoths in terms of size and mass. Often in 1/1 scale and is in the
general shape of a torso, from the neck down to the crotch. Iconic examples are
Miracle Angel Body Mao, Aya, and NLS’ own Girlfriend. You can buy clothes for them.
Onahofan made reviews of Mao and Girlfriend, taking loads of photos, but it’s all
in Japanese. This should also include slightly smaller torsos for ease of
reference, such as Haruka’s Onedari Body.

-Mini-torso - A very new size category. Some have a bone structure in them for
stability. The width of a larger onahole, the shape of a torso and the length of
around 16cm+. Notable examples are the Kaitai Shinsho, Puni Ana SPDX.

-Oppai/Breasts - An absolute aid when you need something to fondle. Has a separate
paste. http://pastebin.com/y2q7N6nG

The sites below contain collective information on onaholes. Use them if you can
into moon and want to browse.

http://www.onaho.net/main.html

Onaho.net is a collective review site on onaholes. While lacking tunnel


information, they often include information such as firmness, oiliness,
stimulation, smell, size, maker, rough price, website availability, ease of
maintenance, tunnel design, durability, tightness, cost performance, release date,
flippability and popularity.

https://www.ms-online.co.jp/

M's is a retailer of adult goods and will often have detailed information regarding
items such as tunnel length(except for older holes), as well as having reviews for
the items they sell. They are often updated with retail-friendly companies such as
Magic Eyes.

http://onahodouga.com/

Onahodouga is a reviewer of holes, often commenting on hardness, flexibility,


stimulation and major flaws in the hole. Flips the holes inside-out to give a clear
impression of the tunnel structure, but does not provide detailed information such
as tunnel length. Often comical in nature and even makes 4komas for notable events.
The music they use for their videos is Tuxedo Junction.

When looking for new onaholes being released into retail, go to the following link.

http://onahotel.blog93.fc2.com/

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHX1q8G2XKKGVHOvlXTyKbMGZRPHhxWzq2N_KqNoDqs
/edit#gid=0

And finally, one anon has compiled a list of holes to choose from, along with their
important specs such as dimensions and weight. Use the temporary filter function as
default filters are inaccessible to all users. Filter views is the funnel symbol on
the toolbar.
http://ogata-onahole.jp/top.html

Small retail site on large items like torsos. Has a few images, videos and body
measurements. Hasn’t updated their site with products in a while. Also sells these
items. Probably won’t ship overseas.

Listed below are the companies that make the onaholes that the vendors sell. Listed
in order of popularity.

2a. The Producers:

1) The Better Known

- Outvision/アウトビジョン: Parent company of G project, eXe and Dogma, as well as


other stuff. Also their logo is an illuminati reference or something.
eXe: vast branch, quality go from 2000JPY class to high-end. Durability is
average. Large catalog.
PPP: Does many artist collaborations with their products. Despite the
alluring packaging, it's overpriced, is of questionable quality and is small. Sells
because of packaging. Nothing special to note. Anons with their random goodie bags
have reported sub-par performance and quality. Little to no information shown on
products.

- TOMAX(http://www.tomax-usa.com/): Best single-layer Onaholes on the market.


Excellent lifespan, durability, and feeling. Prices range from 35$-50$ Also the
producers of the Busty Ai-Chan, which is widely regarded as the best breast toy
available. Exclusively found at their retail partners - QueenCat(USA),
OmochaDreams(EU), and Daimaoh(JP). Getting these anywhere else may require a
forwarding or proxy service. Finally set up a US-based website at late Jan-2016
with prices.

- ToysHeart/TH(https://www.toysheart.co.jp): Very good cost-perfomance. Recommended


for first-timers. MAde from easy to clean TPE material. Go with the r20 if you are
unsure where to start with toysheart

- NPG/日暮里ギフト: large price-range, from shitty 800JPY parody to 8000JPY high-end,


Soft onahole, lifespan is generally bad save for the meiki serie, packaging is very
good, with a lot of ``free''bies (ie included-in-pricebies). Their lubricants are
good. Maker of the high-end meiki(名器) serie. Prices known to be exaggerated. Weak
dual-layers.
#you will see other brand marketing onahole with "名器" in the product name, but
when one speak of 名器 they mean the ones from NPG.

- Magic Eyes/マジックアイズ(http://magiceyes.jp ; blog.livedoor.jp/onaho1992/ -


artist blog): Good cost-performance, most advanced dual-layers on the market.
Quality is VERY inconsistent. Makers of the Mouth of Truth, and Open My Pussy!
Series. Also makes lubes and cleaner. Reports continue to come in about poor
quality Mouth of Truth products. These are not without merit. Buyer Beware!

- Alice Stage(alice-stage.com/site/top.html): Fairly recently built company. Otaku-


oriented marketing. Advanced materials. Can only order through proxy such as JSS
(Japan Shopping Service).

- Rends(http://www.rends.jp/): Maker of various items such as cleaning products,


vibrators, onaholes and lubricant. Famous for their R1 series, which includes the
A10 Piston and Cyclone.
- Tenga (http://www.tenga-global.com/) : Producers of disposable masturbators.
Products are not themed after prepubescent girls like the other companies. Most
such as Tenga Cup or Tenga Egg are one use toys, possibly 2 or 3 with proper
cleaning and maintenance. Sensation and feeling is usually middle of the road.
Highest selling point is the ease of cleanup. The tenga flip is remarkably easy to
clean although it is not the best feeling toy by far.

- Ride Japan/ライドジャパン(http://www.ridejapan.net/):maker of the WAZ serie. Has


released a large number of onahole recently. Low cost, good cost-performance.
Length is fairly short in most cases. Has a consistent lineup of materials, so you
can expect how something will feel if you have another item of the same material.

2) The Lesser Known But Relevant Companies.

- Lovecloud/ラブクラウド(http://www.lovecloud.jp/): Famous maker of the now over 10


years old tokyo meiki story(東京名器物語)and one of the softest onahole ふわトロめいき.
Also precusor of the inflatable onahole-holders; made a bunch of other inflatables
as well. Low prices and Good cost-performance.

- Tokyo Libido(https://www.tokyo-libido.com/): Brand of highly customisable air-


doll created by an air-doll aficionado. Also made an onahole to attach on BJD so
you can fuggle them.

- Tamatoys/タマトイズ: Maker of low-cost parody onahole. Some are good, though. Has
released a high number of lubricant as well. Leader in "girl smell" products, and I
have to say, while expensive, they're worth it. Otaku-oriented.

- A-one/エーワン(http://www.a-one-tokyo.com/special.html): Famous for their love-


body series. Their onaholes are generally sub-par but some are good. Also a maker
of parody onaholes.

- HotPowers/ホットパワーズ/ホッパ(http://www.hotpowers.jp/): Maker of the Kunoichi


line. Actively develops and reviews onaholes among staff members and operates their
own shop. Older models are in the 5000+JPY range.

- Prime/プライム: Underground as shit. Has no publicly available website and does


not release information on their products. Break Insert is their only promising
looking onahole. Recently available on ToyDemon as their "international debut".

3) unpopular companies (as far as onahole are concerned)


If you want to be a truHIPSTER, buy from those: soft on demand, toys sakai, E-noa,
enjoy toys, arms, tobelca, ssi japan, merci, mode-design.

-SSI Japan(http://ssi-japan.net/jp/): Parent company of Wild One and DNA. Pushes


out products from all three names. Makes vibrators, lubes, prostate massagers,
breasts, a few hips, the new Julia torso, onaholes, denma attachments and lots of
other things. Prides their products for being made in Japan. Also makes the G-Mode
series of products. Onaholes are small but relatively cheap. Stock photos often
seem cheap.

2b. The Vendors

This guide's shopping recommendations will be assuming you live in the USA. If you
are looking for the best deal, proceed down the list starting at one until you find
what you want. Each store will have pros and cons.

Tip: Use your bank to convert currency. It lets you avoid paypal's huge conversion
rate. They charge you a lot of money extra on conversions to guarantee that they
get money for the transaction. Banks often have the lowest conversion rates. Keep
in mind some banks may have a fee involved with converting currency. Do some
research before trying this.

1. http://en-nls.com (Japan)
“Convenient” English (Engrish) language web site and service. Ships anywhere in the
First World via EMS/DHL/e-Packet. Wide selection of products at fair prices.
Shipping is discreet and reliable but can be expensive. Slow to get new products.
Affiliated with Rends (toy manufacturer). Accepts Paypal. Can put credit toward
your next order if you received a defective item and confirmed it with them -
credit put towards your next order will only be equivalent to the item purchase
price and will not include shipping cost. Shipping can be cheaper when ordering
large packages when DHL is selected. Ships at around 12:45pm Japan Time on
weekdays. Select JPY as the currency and that will save you a bit. Their general
conversion is 1USD=100JPY, which isn’t generally the case, so watch out.

Pros:
-Best Prices (Especially for lube)
-Offers DHL for heavier packages

Cons:
-Overseas shipping times
-Customer Service can take a while to process regarding defective goods and refunds
-Prices can increase on a few products

Saving Money with NLS and conversion rates:


1) Go to cart settings on checkout
2) Select Japanese Yen for currency
3) Watch prices drop
4) Click other conversion options on Paypal
5) Don't Use Paypal's conversion unless your bank gives you a bad rate.

2. http://amzn.to/1dM3vkU (Japan)
Amazon Japan has a large selection and low prices but does not ship outside of
Japan. To order adult stuff from amazon JP you need to use a proxy. JSS is the
local favorite. (http://www.japanshoppingservice.jp/onlinestore/). Make sure to
click the english button on the right side of any product page before trying to
navigate.

We have a guide for JSS now. Thanks

Pros:
-Fair prices
-Free shipping to japan
-Huge Selection

Cons:
-Overseas Shipping time

3. http://queencatadulttoys.com (USA)
California based. Exclusive US seller of high-quality TOMAX Succubus, Lilith, and
Venus holes and Busty Ai-Chan breast toy. Decent prices. Also sells toys via Amazon
US at http://www.amazon.com/b?me=A2HW6CD8IVLVNW (some Prime eligible)

You can ask them to ship to Canada: http://i.imgur.com/mbhiTCn.png

Pros:
-Tomax line is god tier, and they're the only ones to sell it in USA.
-Super fast 2 day priority mail shipping domestic
-Acceptable prices

Cons:
-Limited inventory

4. http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
Site in Japanese language only. Store ships internationally, EMS only. Hotpowers
sells products from the major manufacturers but also makes and sells toys of their
own design. Some Hotpowers models can be found on Amazon. Now has a much more
detailed product info chart for new products, akin to onaho.net's.

Update: Some hotpowers stuff has found its way onto NLS.
Guide to ordering for non-Japanese speakers: http://i.imgur.com/zpWiThh.jpg
Guide to the Hotpowers ¥10k package: http://i.imgur.com/OzBbGCc.jpg

Pros
-Exclusive models

Cons
-Not in english. Go to the above guides to order.

5. http://coolmalesextoy.com (USA)
Another California based distributor. Has a good selection of both Western and
Eastern male toys with quick, discrete shipping. The prices seem higher up front,
but the shipping is included with the costs. What puts this site above other US
based distributors though is the fact that they have a price match service. If you
find one of their items cheaper on another site, just tell them and they will match
the price for you. Shipping is very quick within the States and you can even
contact them with item suggestions if they don't carry something you're looking
for. Very convenient and fast service if you happen to live in the US. Accepts a
wide range of payment options, paypal included.

Pros:
-Fast Domestic Shipping
-Price Match
-Warranty

Cons:
n/a

6. http://daimaoh.co.jp/ (Japan)

Not in english, will not ship internationally. You'll need a forwarding service.
This is not for onahole newbros. That's why I put it all the way down here. They
have some exclusive stuff/good prices though. Also has H-manga and a wide variety
of products. Staff seem to be able to speak English, but the extent of their
fluency is currently unknown.

Guide here:
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12961546/#12971536

If, for some reason, you cannot reach the site above, here it is.

Since JSS always uses Sakamoto Norimichi as the recipient's name, I registered on
Daimaoh with my own name but using JSS address. This will be used for billing only,
it's also useful in case the store has a policy to only accept credit card payments
if the billing name and the cardholder's name are the same, for security reasons.
Left side is the registration screen. On the second line you need to input your
name in katakana, this is up to you. The rest is straightforward.
Of course I then need to specify a different name in the shipping address, this is
done in step 4 when ordering. Right side, select the second radio button "ship to a
different address" and enter the details as shown, it's JSS name and address. On
the 6th line don't forget to put your JSS order ID in place of XXXXX.

image:
http://i.imgur.com/RaFQ6Yo.png

7. http://toydemon.com (USA)
Illinois. Like stated above, here at The Toucan Guide we prefer Japanese retailers.
However if you're going to buy from an American seller, Toydemon has a Wide
selection but some markup. Free shipping above $75 “can” make some purchases cheap.
Makes/sells a plush doll of their own design. A good site for reading English-
language product reviews. They also carry the coveted Onatsuyu lube.

*The meiki plush is a fantastic buy during the Black Friday sales.

Pros:
-English reviews
-These black friday sales are CRAZY!!! ☑
-Rewards system

Cons:
-markup.

8. http://otonajp.com/ (Japan)

Very young and new, starting around early/mid-2015. Has a product request service,
has an expanding inventory and offers SAL and EMS only. Some items can be cheaper
than NLS, some may be more expensive than other retailers. Customer service is good
so far. Ideal for small orders. Well packaged and discreet, putting "hand lotion"
and "toy" in the item declaration. Takes a few days to obtain your item, and lists
the waiting time. Product request service will include a commission fee to
compensate for the forwarding process. The fee is added to the end product price.
One anon asked for an Ai-Chan and was given 28k JPY, including EMS, so the product
roughly comes to 24k JPY. May be worthwhile if you don't want to keep trying to get
stock from elsewhere. Popularly requested products can become added to their
catalog.

Pros:
-Product request service

Cons:
-EMS and SAL only
-Prices on special items involve a commission fee

9. http://J-list.com (Japan or USA)

Based in Japan, advertises to exploit first time onahole buyers and “otaku”.
Markups as high as 300%. Plus shipping. FROM JAPAN. Almost anything stocked on
Jlist is cheaper someplace else. Dont let Peter Payne rape your butthole. Shop
smart, and if all else fails, J-list.

Pros:
-They'll probably have it if its a tamatoys..

Cons:
-for 3x what you could pay elsewhere

10. Other Japanese vendors:

These most likely won’t ship overseas, but are worth checking if you are in/going
to Japan, and can read enough Japanese. Payment and shipping options vary.

https://www.ms-online.co.jp/
http://www.kiyosan.co.jp/index-2.html
https://shop.manzoku.or.jp/pc/
http://shj-ec.com/
www.amiami.com
Wild-One
Love Merci

2c. Shipping:

Use EMS or DHL if super impatient. SAL or e-packet has less chance of being
inspected by customs. No inspect means less chance of import tax for Europeans. DHL
ends up being cheaper for heavier packages with NLS, so use that to your advantage.

Guide to using Japan Shopping Service (JSS) as a proxy:

>decide what exactly you want to buy


>on JSS, select Forward on the top then Make Order on the left
>fill out everything they want to know
>submit
>receive e-mail with JSS shipping address and BSC
>order on Amazon/wherever using that address+BSC combo
>wait until goods arrive at JSS
>select shipping method, pay all the costs
>they ship
>you receive your package

If you fuck up and used an old BSC code, email JSS and they can handle it.

Lockers:
A breakthrough in hole ordering anonymity. You can have amazon deliver your hole to
a 7-11. In some states there are public places (mostly 7-11 store locations) where
you can have amazon packages picked up at rather than shipping it to your home.
Amazon ships the item to your 7-11, and you pick it up from 7-11 without anyone at
your house seeing what got shipped to you.
Findlocker

A good option for anons living with people who might go through their mail.

Shipping times:

The advertised shipping times by carriers can be inaccurate, both for and against
you. They put that time span to cover their ass when someone complains. Here's an
estimate.

(Kind of) ACTUAL SHIPPING TIMES:

New York Area:


Domestic USPS Priority: 2-3 Days
SAL: 7-9 Days (Don't use this unless you have to)
EMS 2-3 Days
DHL: 2 Days

Oceania:
EMS:3 Days
DHL:3 Days
E-packet: 6 days to Aus, no tracking after leaving Japan(confirmation needed)

2d. EU Shopping (Avoiding VAT)

http://pastebin.com/tdQrMzkB

2e. Customs:
By default, NLS will label onaholes as "figures" unless shipping via DHL, which
requires accurate declarations, like "rubber toy" and "lotion". Hotpowers default
is "cushion". You may use the order comments field to request that NLS change the
declaration to your preferences. You can also request that NLS remove packaging /
artwork that your local customs inspectors might find offensive.

On DHL Customs Declarations: The print for the declaration is so small that you
probably wont see it unless you look for it. Worry not about the label, and sleep
easy knowing you get cool 2 day shipping.

SAL has the least chance to be inspected by customs, and thus also least chance for
extra tax for Europeans.
Small packet under 2kg (boxes removed helps) + unregistered mail has very low
chance of triggering said inspections.

The USA has no customs charge until you reach around 1000$ for a single package.
AMERICA, F-YEAH!

READ THIS BEFORE ASKING ABOUT LEGALITY IN USA:


/jp/ seems particularly concerned about the legal status of certain holes, usually
due to box art. Understand that all products sold at the above vendor sites comply
with the local laws of the fulfilling business. Because Queen Cat sells the Puni
Hole DX out of Los Angeles and because Toydemon sells Sujiman Kup
Rina/Roa/Lolinco/COCOLO out of Chicago, these are legal products for Americans to
purchase and own. Stop asking if you will be sent to jail for buying holes and
embrace your freedoms. If you live elsewhere, do some research on your local laws
before you order.

Obviously, customs is not an issue if you are shopping within your own country.

Customs differ from country to country, and each country will have varying laws and
regulations around certain objects. They are on alert for materials such as uneven
solids, granules and suspicious objects that don't match package description. The
package is first passed through an x-ray machine to scan for material unevenness,
hidden pockets, granulated solids, funny material properties and to have a general
outline of the item. If a customs officer deems it suspicious(or just on a whim or
randomly), they will open the box to inspect and run tests on such as swabs for
residue. If the package is benign and is deemed of no danger, then they will tape
it back up and move on. If the package contains malicious things such as chemical
traces of drugs, illicit paraphernalia and material to make paraphernalia, they
will either seize it or let it through and track further packages to the
destination and from the originating country. Should customs destroy your package,
they should inform you by letter or call, but this will depend on the country.

Customs may or may not put a sticker or tape that says "Searched by customs",
depending on your country's laws and regulations regarding customs. Depending on
the country, the postal service may do the same if they operate on the same level
as customs do when it comes package inspection.

Generally, this applies to most countries. Whatever customs deems dangerous to the
country and its people will depend on each country.

If customs does something to your package, they can either tell you or not tell you
about it.

If it gets destroyed, they will inform you of it, and you most likely can't do
anything. If you think that they destroyed it on unreasonable grounds, you can
always ask them about it. While they have governmental power over the border and
things that go through it, you can probably contest it, as long as you have good
knowledge of your importation laws, restrictions and regulations. Customs can
always contact you, the seller or the shipper for details.

If it gets held up, it'll just say that the package is still in customs. Whether or
not they're processing it, in a backlog, or even inspecting it in detail, it won't
say on your tracking number. Time like this you should just wait it out. Most
packages can spend 2-8 hours in customs before being sent to the post offices,
sometimes even longer. If it does get opened, nicer people in customs will put tape
or a sticker over it saying "opened by customs" or "checked by customs".

If it gets quarantined, you are notified after a certain time. If it goes through
quarantine quickly, they don't really bother in notifying you quickly.

If it gets confiscated, they inform you, and you most likely have to pick it up. If
you live in a tax-heavy area, bring some money and prepare for probable tax. In
most places, you can call customs about it, and they can tell you your options.
Whether or not they put you on a watchlist, you may never know.

You may not intervene or retrieve a package before or during a check at customs,
unless permitted by customs in circumstances such as identification of goods or
even interrogation regarding the import of goods. You may not intervene or retrieve
a package in transit to the postal service or while it is at your postal service
station, unless permitted by your postal service station in circumstances such as
identification of goods to be sent or even a missed delivery.

2f. The Canadian Section

-IMPORTANT-
As an update, one anon who used to visit the threads is no longer in trial. His
package consisted of Cocolo, Lolinco and MoT. Customs deemed the illustration of
Cocolo to be illegal.

(June, 2015)
The government, upon finding the package from DHL, performed a month long
investigation, including undercover surveillance, delivered the package as part of
an undercover sting operation, arrested me once it was confirmed I opened the
package, was in RCMP custody for about half a day, interrogated by an officer for a
few hours, and then released on bail.

To clarify, the package had the Cocolo, Mouth of Truth, and Lolinco. Customs
only found issue with the Cocolo packaging, and the entirety of the charges is
based on that one picture.

I think there's reasonable grounds to defend in this case though--the package


has a character bio that gives reason to believe she's 18 (says she's
majoring in psychology), and the product is available from canadian retailers such
as amazon.ca. The RCMP's case is based on a shaky interpretation of the character's
physical traits: no breasts, no hips, no pubic, which is fairly weak given the
image. And there's no current legal framework for determining the age of a drawing,
and no precedent.

(Oct, 2015)
The RCMP had conducted a month long investigation over the period that they
had the package. This included one week where they staked out my home and work, and
at one point even tailed me with my friends to a restaurant while monitoring me.
They went through my twitter and online profile too. They conducted an undercover
sting, where they posed as a DHL delivery driver to give me the package. They
arrested me in the parking lot of my workplace where I had the package in my
vehicle. I was charged at the time with possession of child pornography, importing
obscene goods, and smuggling or attempting to smuggle prohibited goods. To clarify,
the illustration was the only evidence.

After dragging on for months, the prosecutor agreed to drop the charges in
exchange for me accepting a peace bond.

The media has basically reported everything as it happened, full with my name
and info.

Here's what to do if you live in Canada, and are buying loli holes. (LOLI IS
ILLEGAL IN CANADA)

1. Ask wherever you are buying from to remove the packaging and anything depicting
"young" girls so you don't go to prison.
2. Use Epacket, slower shipping is less likely to be opened and investigated.
3. Get the H-E Double Hockey Sticks out of Canada, their laws suck.
4. Stop clogging up our thread with the same questions.

Loli is notably illegal in Canada and Australia, due to being classified as child
pornography. Remove packaging on anything that can vaguely even depict “young”
girls. Use E-packet, as it is slower and is less likely to be opened by customs and
investigated.

If you’re worried about getting vanned and taken into court, read up on your laws,
purge all content, write 0’s on drives, melt the platters down, and prepare your
defense. There isn’t much we can do to help you apart from tell you that you fucked
up somewhere.

2g. Brick and Mortar Shopping In Japan and Bringing Them Home

If you are in Japan and are buying from a brick and mortar store, then you'll find
plenty in Akihabara, with Love Merci being one of the more popular ones. Some
stores such as M's allow you to get exempted from tax if you show them your foreign
passport so do take advantage of that. If you aren't near Akihabara, you can always
look around for shops in your area.

If you have a place to live where you're rather free and unrestrained, feel free to
order from Daimaoh, Hot Powers or any other online store that offers shipping
within Japan. Ask your landlord or accommodation about receiving packages to ensure
you get your items.

Because you don't need to pay for shipping, it'll be cheaper to buy stuff if you're
in Japan, especially for heavy items such as lubricants and hips. Because of the
nature of liquids and customs, shipping liquids tend to get your boxes opened and
inspected by customs.

If you're buying plenty of items, ask about overweight charges and make sure you
weigh all of your bags. Some companies are lenient with their bag weights due to
the flight, some charge cheaply for increments of five kilograms, some charge
highly per kilogram, so be sure to ask about it.

Bringing them home through the airport:

If you are concerned about the box art but still want to have it, wrap them in a
non-transparent plastic bag(ideally black), seal it up and sandwich them deep
between clothing items. Customs officers are unlikely to rifle deep through
personal belongings and wouldn't bother to open up a sealed/tightly tied non-
transparent bag if it's obvious that a product box is in it and the x-ray did not
pick up anything suspicious.

Alternatively, feel free to rip apart the box, flatten it and cover it in thick
paper or a non-transparent plastic bag and sandwich it between clothes.

All Onaholes and lubricants MUST go into your check-in luggage and NOT in your
carry on luggage to reduce the risk of inspection. Make sure to tape up lubricants
to make sure they don't spill. Lubricants that have a snap lid squeezable bottle
can open up in transit and can lead to a mess when you get home, not to mention
loss of lube.

If you're trying to save up on space, wrap your onaholes in soft clothing items.
Most onaholes will come in a plastic covering bag to protect them inside the box,
so wrap around that plastic bag to avoid crease lines. If you're boxes are too big,
pull them apart, flatten them and put them somewhere in your bag.

========
03. Use

3a. Lube
*Use water-based lube ONLY.*

This cannot be stressed enough. WATER BASED. It's on the label. It will also be in
the product's description on the various vendor sites. Lube can either be applied
onto the penis directly, on the entrance of the hole, or both. It’s not the
quantity of lube that matters, it’s the coverage you get with it. As long as the
contact areas of your penis and the hole are lubed, you will be fine. Lube quantity
will affect the sensation you get, so experiment with the amount. Feel free to
spread the lube with your hand and fingers on your penis and the hole, as long as
things get covered with it. If applying directly to the hole, pinch the area
beneath the entrance to pool the lube there, as lube may simply drip down into the
end of the hole, then slowly penetrate and get as much lube coverage as possible.
Water based lube will eventually dry out and can be “reactivated” by applying water
or even saliva, so the need to reapply lube is lessened.

Recommended Japanese brands:

The GOD(Only buy this):


Onatsuyu

Thick:
Peace's
Pepee

Thinner:
Inshu lotion
Ubujiru

On Peaces: Super Thick. Use a minimal amount. It can dry out depending how dry your
skin is, all water based lubes can be “reactivated” with water, or saliva. Don't
waste lube, just put drool in it, you'll be cleaning the hole anyway.

PPePrPsPoPnPaPlP P RPec
P PoPmPmPePnPd PaPtPiPoPnP Best lube 2k15: Onatsuyu. This feels like real pussy
juice. ToysHeart should be paying me to sell this stuff.
Link - https://en-nls.com/pict1-40767?c2=19001014
Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005A0PEQ0/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_RIMWvb19SH2KP

Others rated highly:


Golden Lotion - All aboard the bandwagon
Lovely Girl's Drool is Sweet (BJ holes only.) - I also own this. Approved. Can
confirm it's actually sweet if you taste it.
Honki Jiru
Base of Lubricant

Western lubes such as Astroglide or Durex are fine but they become sticky and dry
out faster. See above for steps to resolve this.

Self-Healing: Vitamin E will help repair dry skin. Western lube companies sell
vitamin-E enriched versions of their lubes. One example is the Lifestyles Vitamin-E
and Aloe. Check for them at your local walmart, walgreens, or target.

-J lube-

A highly recommended western lube would be J-Lube. It's extremely effective, but it
ships as a dry powder which you add water to until it reaches the desired
consistency. 1 bottle mixes into about 26 liters of lube so it's also, by far, the
most cost effective.

J-Lube as a Healing Salve: Vitamin-E will help you remoisturize your skin. They can
be taken as supplements or mixed in with your lube to help regain sensitivity in
your dick.

-/ J lube-

WARNING:

Do not use oils, hand lotion, or silicone-based lubricants as these can


destroy/deform rubber.

THEY CAN AND WILL DAMAGE YOUR ONAHOLES!


It's important to only use the minimum amount of lubricant possible. Too much lube
or lube that is too thick / viscous can dull the feeling of a hole. Different
brands work better with different rubbers, so experiment.

3b. Quality of Life Enhancements:

-Heating
Warm rubber feels better than cold rubber. You can immerse a hole in hot tap water
for 3-5 minutes before use, or you can use http://en-nls.com/pict1-38260?
c2=12001017 to heat the inside (takes 5-15 minutes for best results; never leave
heater unattended. EVER. ). This is one of the best warmers. Don't go looking to
buy an older version. Just get this one.

Some anons recommend microwaving lubricant for a few seconds before use. Dont do
that. It makes the lube way too hot. Better off safe with water or a cold onahole
than in the hospital with a burned dick.

DO NOT microwave your hole, put it in boiling water, put it near a space heater, or
otherwise apply direct heat. Do not apply heat, be it a warmer or through fluid,
for prolonged periods of time, as it will deform thermoplastics, no matter how
little heat you apply. That does mean that creep is constantly happening, even
through usage and storage, albeit in a slower rate than with heating.

Superguide to warming:
http://pastebin.com/vzth7E6e

-Dolls
The difference between fapping with a handheld onahole and using the same toy
hands-free can be huge. If your budget and living situation permit, consider a
doll.

AIR DOLL:
Inflatable dolls are cheaper and more easily stored, but come with some predictable
issues (vinyl odor, air leaks). They can be upgraded with breast toys or stuffed
with cotton / poly fiber filling, but these are pretty hands-on projects.

Air Usahane Love Doll:


http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/air-usahane-love-doll/
She has changeable skin color, facial expressions, fits real women's clothes, and
can have wigs put on her. Its actually pretty cool, but the different addons cost
around 30$ each, and getting one of each plus the doll is a bit costly. Would
recommend meiki plush in place of this any day.

PLUSH DOLLS:
Plush dolls are expensive but are more sturdy and supportive. Only for enthusiasts
or lonely people.
These dolls only hold your onaholes, they are not usable on their own.

Meiki Plush:
http://www.toydemon.com/meiki-plush-doll

The cheaper of the two love dolls, shipping from Illinois, USA. Discounted on black
friday every year. I own one of these and would recommend her to anyone who wants a
hands free mount for their onahole. The body is very curvy. She is very easy to
handle and can do almost any position you can think of. She can wear real clothing.
Her measurements are 34 Bust 24 Waist 34 Hip (They dont mention this on the site.)
Don't use the toy wrap it comes with. Use a plastic bag instead.

Album:
http://imgur.com/a/drEZM#0

Venus R-Body
http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/love-venus-body-r-pillow/

Almost double the price of the Meiki. She has arms and a head though. Which I
thought was a nice touch. I don't own one nor do I know anyone who does. And at
nearly 400$ its a huge investment. But it is your alternative to jewdemon.

The Pillow Trick:

Engineered by yours truly, this trick will let you enjoy a hole hands free. People
say it works wonders. I even made a sexy inforgraphic.

http://i.imgur.com/6xsdCcw.jpg

Pillow Trick v2 Oppai Edition:

For those with oppai needs, clothes and smells. Can become heavy and contoured but
requires a bit of work.

http://i.imgur.com/F6YbUBO.jpg

Real Dolls and More:

Real Dolls are a different beast entirely. To learn more about them see our Doll+
section below:
http://pastebin.com/4QCncDnv

-Smells

I would count this as a subdivision of dolls because, lets be honest, you're not
going to sit there and huff a ziplock bag of smell while stroking. They're for body
pillows, dolls, or your sheets. Anyways you can get anything from the smell of
perfume, to sweaty hair, to urine and poopy. Its really up to you.

-Aural Stimulation.

They make mp3s of anime girls doing various sexual things. It is really quite
stimulating. Ideal conditions are in the dark with your eyes closed. Here's the
master list. It’s too big so it gets its own paste. ASMR is a meme name. 音声(おんせ
い) is the proper term. ASMR is a term that gets thrown around a lot despite people
not knowing what they’re actually listening to. Physical and mental responses from
aural stimuli can vary from person to person, and generically labelling audio as
ASMR is dumb.

http://pastebin.com/vjk0wdCd

3c. Stamina Remedies:

If you are cumming too quickly, consider using a trainer to help practice your
stamina. These trainers are known as faphero. You can find the links to them
below...

https://blog.onahole.eu/category/fapheroes
Torrent for collection of fap hero videos:
http://a.pomf.cat/bfeosz.torrent

If you are cumming too slowly or cannot enjoy your onaholes due to excessive
masturbation, take a look at the link below. You may be suffering from "Death Grip
Syndrome". It is also possible the hole could not be one you enjoy. Make sure your
problem is persistent before self-diagnosis.

http://www.curedeathgrip.com/plan-a.html

Toy Bags:

Yes you should buy a bag if youre ordering a hole. Get them on NLS by searching
"toy bag" and select a size, or visit this amazon JP link to purchase the medium
sized ones (which fit almost all stroking holes barring Venus series and Large
meikis

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B001MBU7L8?ie=UTF8&redirect=true

Kegels:

You can do kegels to strengthen your pelvic muscles. It will allow you to control
your orgasms a bit better. Also is healthy for you to avoid problems with your
urinary tract when you're older.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-
men/art-20045074

Jelqing:

No.
http://tinyurl.com/cqtxru3

It's very unfortunate that jelqers never have good experiment conduct - they never
provide data, don’t put a control, no records or logs, no measurements, no
illustration or accurate depiction of technique; basically very little to base
anything on. The majority of jelqers also do not have any knowledge of the tissues
and processes that their penis has, so very little correct information is
circulated. Physical growth stimuli is a topic of much debate and not so furious
research due to >medical discussion of sex. Stress placed on non-structural
pressure vessels for prolonged periods has never been studied, but while it should
be, all of the jelqers have never provided sufficient evidence to support their
claims. So far, no evidence for penis size modification is present for compressive
forces, so penis reduction can only really be done via the operating table.

Jelq if you want, just be careful. But before you do, be sure you are absolutely
set and decided on what you are trying to achieve. If you simply aren't content
with your own body, either you grow up, try this, or have cosmetic surgery done.

Death Grip Syndrome:

Death Grip Syndrome, or DGS, is not limited to the hand. Simply put, it is the lack
of nervous response to physical stimuli due to constant stimulus. DGS is a non-
permanent numbing of the nervous system that, in essence, lets you feel less. The
name is simply coined because of masturbation by hand, but it is not limited to the
hand at all. Even male porn actors have it at times. What your nervous system
responds to changes depending on what is “normal” to it. If you have DGS, simply
abstain.
http://www.curedeathgrip.com/plan-a.html

3d.(pd) Supplements

Here it is.
http://pastebin.com/vk7E5XiB

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04. Care

4a. Cleaning

After use, it is best to wash and dry a hole immediately. Please don't ask whether
you can let a jizzed-in hole sit overnight without getting up to clean it. Only you
can decide how much of a filthy otaku you want to be.

To wash, hold the opening under running water and use a finger to loosen the slurry
of lube and semen inside, rinsing thoroughly. A mild liquid hand soap can be used
for more thorough cleaning. NLS also sells specialized hole cleaning products such
as
https://en-nls.com/plist_p-37001010 , Which comes with a microfiber cloth also.

Most holes should NOT be turned inside out for cleaning, as this stresses the
rubber and can shorten the toy's life. If you don't care or are profoundly lazy,
feel free to do it anyway. Just don't say we didn't warn you. TOMAX holes can take
the abuse, but it is not recommended. Should you flip it, ensure that you spend the
least amount of time possible when flipped. Creep occurs the most when flipped,
compared to use. Creep is a time dependent deformation. While some may argue that
onahole death by creep will happen outside its life span, this guide is here to
help take care, not test.

4b. Drying

Drying the insides is not a precaution, but prevention. Globs of moisture on any
surface simply traps any particles that float around, be it bacteria, spores or
dead skin. If you take out water completely, you stunt any growth that can occur
before use. At least this way, you don't have a raging country of cells trying to
blast their way into you, but instead have a small town of them.

To dry the inside, tightly roll tissue or paper towel and gently work it into the
hole to the very end with your finger, a pen or even a chopstick. Knead and roll
the hole around to maximize the contact area between the paper towel and the
tunnel. To get further inside, use a flat surface such as a table, and squish the
hole downwards with your drying hand, allowing your drying fingers to reach the
bottom. Remove wet paper and repeat if necessary until all water absorbed. Do not
store holes with damp tissue or even moisture inside them. If using cloth rather
than paper, microfiber towels are better for drying because they leave less lint
behind than cotton. Using a chopstick to insert your cloth or paper may help. For
holes with service tunnels, it may help to run the whole cloth through the entrance
all the way out of the service tunnel, like a boresnake.

Air drying is a long and arduous process that involves the rate at which water
evaporates. Water evaporation depends on surface area of the water in contact with
outside air, temperature of the water, air temperature, humidity and a lot of other
factors. To get the best out of air drying, be sure to open up the onahole as much
as possible(this may loosen her up!) to increase the active surface area.

Powdering holes can help keep the material from becoming sticky and dirty. After
drying, use a blush brush or a cocoa shaker to apply cornstarch (or talc powder) to
the outside of the onahole. Stickiness is a property of molding and material. Van
der Waals forces are what causes the stickiness, and surface area plays a large
part of how sticky it gets. Despite looking smooth, there can be microscopic cliffs
and overhangs, resulting in a large surface area than what we perceive, thus
becoming sticky. The stickiness can also be caused by the plasticizer leaking out.
Putting a hole in a bag with powder and shaking rigorously isn’t a surefire way to
cover all areas, as non-porous bags may stick to the surface and make it more
difficult for powder to reach that place.

On Talc Powder: It is recommended against because corn starch is food grade powder.
Also breathing talc powder could be bad for health
(http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002719.htm). Use whichever one you
want. But this guide is recommending corn starch.

Talc is a ceramic, a sheet silicate where it feels "smooth" because of the Van der
Waals forces. Think glass shards sliding past one another with water between them
at an extremely small scale.

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Comparing Talc and Corn Starch

Inhalation:
They're both powders, they're small, they're both health risks. Inhaling copious
amounts of both substances will engage mucus membranes along your respiratory
system, and your body will try its best to fight it off. Corn starch particles are
rounded, where talc particles are jagged. How efficient your respiratory system
removes these particles is currently not known, but an exponential decay is
expected.

Food Grade:
Means it's safe for ingestion, and generally prolonged body contact. I would rather
bathe in something I can eat or drink, than in something that feels nice. Remember
that talc only feels smooth because of Van der Waals forces. Food grade talc exists
as an anti-caking agent as the most popular use, and the FDA allows a maximum of 2%
in food salt as an anti-caking agent.

Usage on Holes:
Both are smooth, but for different reasons. Under a microscope, corn starch is
rounded, whereas talc goes in jagged slates. Corn starch rolls around and absorbs
moisture. Talc that is on top of the hole repels other talc particles due to Van
der Waals. How talc affects TPE/your holes in the long run can possibly be ignored.

Storage with Corn Starch and Talc:


Corn starch lasts indefinitely, and will only house bad things if improperly
stored. Store in an airtight container away from sunlight.

Talc based powders, while aren't just pure talc, will have additives and
preservatives and other things that can get nasty in the right conditions, that
aren't hopefully reached. Either way, store both with care.

Both powders work for the purpose of avoiding dirt, lint and dust sticking to
onaholes, they both pose different risks and have different properties. Use of
either is fine, but this guide recommends corn starch. If you have an empty,
airtight spice shaker, feel free to use it to sprinkle powder.

Reading material:
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/question/1000174/
The following were taken from CIR(http://www.cir-safety.org/):
Talc - http://online.personalcarecouncil.org/ctfa-static/online/lists/cir-
pdfs/PR467.pdf
Corn Starch - http://online.personalcarecouncil.org/ctfa-static/online/lists/cir-
pdfs/pr282.pdf

The purity and form of talc or corn starch powders can have large variations, and
the deaths and illnesses reported in the CIR reports were taken from an era where
information regarding experiments were scarce, often unrecorded and untested. The
reports do state that there are missing information that plays a critical role in
determining the results. Check ingredient and their percentages if you want.

----

It is not necessary OR RECOMMENDED to powder the hole's insides.

Hips should be powdered more often, as well as large toys such as the Busty Ai-
Chan. They are dust magnets.

PAT DRY, DO NOT DRAG. Dragging rough rags across the onahole may be abrasive to the
surface and cause ugly ripples.

4c. Storage

Most vendors sell onahole storage bags at low prices. These are good add-ons to any
order that keep your hole clean and discrete. Be sure not to let onaholes touch as
different types of rubber can "melt" each other through contact. Heavy Ziplock
freezer bags and tupperware work just as well. When storing, be sure that they are
dry and are free of loose debris such as tissue fibers. Creasing may occur when an
area of pressure is placed on the surface for a prolonged period of time, such as
with bags folding when storing, and can be remedied by storing the holes with their
original plastic packaging cut for ease of use. NLS has these small bags and these
ones for bigger things like hips.

If you are concerned about the health of your onaholes during storage, feel free to
store them in an airtight container along with desiccants such as uncooked rice and
silica gel packs. Should you choose to do so, ensure that the tunnel openings are
not blocked. To avoid creases, put the onahole in the plastic bag it came with,
then inside the toy bag. This will maximize contact area and reduce pressure if
creases form on the bag.

Store away from direct sunlight, heat and pressure. Prolonged pressure such as
dumping them in a bag in a closet for a year will deform them due to creep. Don’t
forget to zip the bags up and put them somewhere insects and other creepy crawlies
can get into.

Hide your onaholes however you want - only you can determine the urgency to hide.
Common hiding places include shoe boxes, drawers and under your bed. Less common
hiding places include Magic Fat Pack boxes, suitcases with combo locks and even a
cabinets with locks. Make sure to scale your hiding place with your collection, you
don't want to have to worry about people finding your homeless onaholes. Use your
creativity when finding hiding spots.

As for my hiding spot, I have a whole cabinet filled with them, and it has a lock
on it.

Make sure to scale your hiding place with your collection, you don't want to have
to worry about people finding your homeless onaholes. Use your creativity when
finding hiding spots.

4d. Repair

BEFORE ANYTHING:

After you get it in the mail, examine it when it comes out of the box but keep it
in the bag. If its visibly broken, don't open the bag, contact the seller, and get
a refund or replacement.

It's not uncommon for an onahole to become damaged due to age, neglect, or
manufacturing defect. If you want to try your hand at repairing a toy that has
developed a rip or tear, the tool of choice is an adjustable-temperature soldering
iron. A complete guide to toy repair can be found at
http://forum.toydemon.com/index.php?topic=99.0

Before attempting a soldering repair, be certain that your toy does not contain
phthalates. Even if minor exposure to the fumes or even the material itself causes
only minor health disruptions, the sheer breadth of the vital health problems it
causes isn't worth sealing up some superficial tears in your toy.

That said, if your cyberskin product is phthalate free (or if you really could not
give a damn either way), the procedure is remarkably simple, quick, and effective.
Open a window to get some ventilation going. The fumes can and will cause headaches
if you get a nose full. Now it's just a matter of understanding the principles of
the material repair which is idiot proof. This all must be done within maybe 1
second or less, so work quickly.

What you want to do is use the iron to QUICKLY melt/liquify the walls of the split
area and then quickly force the split back together. It should melt instantly and
It should resolidify almost as instantly so, again, you have roughly 1 second to do
this. Tada! all done. If you are working with a very large split, you will want to
do this is segments, starting by sealing the further part of the tear and slowly
working your way towards the front. If you screw it up, don't worry. It shouldn't
take you more than a single attempt for you to realize what you need to do. Just
start over and get it right this time.

You may be left with a few black singe marks if you weren't fast enough, but this
is of no worry. You can either leave it as-is or treat the area with some dabs of
bleach.

A soldering iron is essential for a good repair. Attempts at using chunks of


metals, such as knives or needles will result in an uneven application of heat,
resulting in a difficult operation. If you don’t have a soldering iron, either get
one or don’t bother with the repair. Do not combust, as it will degrade everything,
releasing noxious fumes. GET PROPER VENTILATION.

4e. Lube Alchemy

It took up so much space, I made it a separate paste. I didn't change any of the
content.

Here:
http://pastebin.com/XhLA5u4K

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05. Warnings, Caveats and all things Negative
So far, at least two anons reported genital infections of some sort (soreness,
forming of bumpy rash, skin peeling off) from using unclean holes. It's unknown if
this was fungal or bacterial, but sanitization is something that needs to be taken
very seriously for exactly this reason. These moist, humid holes (oftentimes with
decaying organic matter still in them) are ideal breeding conditions for both
bacteria and molds. Clean your toys thoroughly unless you want to lose the ability
to fap for the next couple weeks. Also don't forget to wash yourself after a fap.

One anon has had a Candida infection, a fungal infection, by using a hole he has
used the day prior, which was unwashed, still filled with lube and seminal fluid.
He has reported bladder pain, pain during urination, pain upon sugar intake(it’s a
fungus!). He was out of lube and used a used hole he used the day prior without
cleaning.

Leaving lube on skin for prolonged periods of time may result in dryness, flaking
and possibly even allergic reactions.

Bacterial growths are often superficial and feed on organic matter, while mold can
reach deep down into the onahole itself. Should there be a growth of sorts, you can
try 70% isopropyl alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. Prolonged superficial exposure of
70% isopropyl alcohol might lead to damage such as superficial cracking and
splitting, but currently lacks detailed evidence. Exposure to hydrogen peroxide
should be safe as it decomposes into water and oxygen. Sterilization through
boiling isn't recommended, as you require the hole itself to heat to the boiling
temperature of water, and that may result in deformation. Be careful when using
previously infected holes, as they can still harbor whatever infected you. A single
onahole costs less than 100 USD, but you can't get your dick back for that much.

If you have bacterial or fungal infections, you can take regular doses of
antibiotics or apply topical antibacterial/fungal creams, taken with good hygienic
practices if you don't want to go outside. However, it can become difficult to
assess the severity or nature of the infection without some knowledge. Home
remedies exist, too, so don't forget them. If it persists for more than 3-5 days,
go to a doctor or a dermatologist.

Your parents do not want to know about your hobby. If they ask, deny it. People
have gotten into trouble with religious parents over this stuff. Better safe than
sorry.

Don't show your girlfriend or wife unless you know they're going to be cool with
it. You don't want her feeling like she's being replaced. This will cause problems.
I promise.

Of course obey all laws and regulations about importing questionable age content.

========
06. Recommendations
We get these every thread guys. Here they are. Even broken into sections for you.

Loli Holes:
Twin Tales Kana/Sana - http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132?c2=12000000
Virgin Age Admission (Cock Strangler) - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2=12001110
Lolinco - https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126
Rina - https://en-nls.com/pict1-32977?c2=12001126
Roa - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=31187&c2=12001126
Lolinco Virgo - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43445?c2=9999
Rina Big - http://en-nls.com/pict1-42594?c2=9999

Longevity:
Venus Real - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-real-male-masturbator/
Venus Clone - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-clone-male-masturbator/
Wet Meiki - https://en-nls.com/pict1-33448?c2=12001126

Big Dick Holes:


Venus Real - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-real-male-masturbator/
Venus Clone - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-clone-male-masturbator/
R20 - http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738?c2=12001313
Golden Moeten - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40246?c2=9999
Chimera Series - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40941?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-
42309?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-43628?c2=9999
Vacuum Witch - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40854?c2=9999
Puni Hole DX - http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343
Puni Hole DX Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-39684?c2=9999
KIWAMI - https://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001126
Lolinco Virgo - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43445?c2=9999
Rina Big - http://en-nls.com/pict1-42594?c2=9999

Blowjobs:
Mouth of Truth - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=39305&c2=12001126
Alternative:
Superb Fella 3 - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=34030&c2=9999

Hips:
Puni Hole DX - http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343
Puni Hole DX Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-39684?c2=9999
COCOLO - https://en-nls.com/pict1-38487?c2=12001126
Alice Dayo - http://alice-stage.com/site/products/alice_003.html
Gokujo Namagoshi - https://en-nls.com/pict1-5072?c2=12001014
KIWAMI - https://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001126

Tits:
Busty Ai-Chan - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/busty-aichan/

Dick Bullies:
VA:A - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2=9999
GitB Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38494?c2=9999
Lolinco - https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126

Stimulating Holes:
Chimera Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43628?c2=9999
Kunoichi Black Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-42554?c2=9999
Basically anything in Hard

Monmusu:
Chimera Series - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40941?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-
42309?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-43628?c2=9999
Squamate - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43282?c2=9999
Hunter Girl - http://en-nls.com/pict2-31857-9999?c2=9999

6a. Reviews

To submit your own, post it in the discord.


You may also reach me at RjobofOna@Yahoo.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>USE OUR NEW TEMPLATE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
http://pastebin.com/cRzJZabp

My Reviews:

AKD4Infinity (updated 12/30):


http://pastebin.com/mRarc3Tp

High Schooler's Smell (Big Tits Ver.)


http://pastebin.com/wKpzLp7d

Squamate Hole (Mermaid Hole):


http://pastebin.com/DKF1iAdy

Anon Reviews:

6/20/17:
Puni Ana, Puni Ana Fuwatoro and AGM Ver1 Alice - NoodleCandy:
https://pastebin.com/92BMb8qh

7/20/16: Tits of Utea - L A I N


http://pastebin.com/S1QhdiKX

12/19/15
Puni Virgin Mini:
http://pastebin.com/ZjCmfJLY

6/19/15:
Anon Reviews
Lolinco - http://pastebin.com/Vhf3Mgwf
Vibra Cup - http://pastebin.com/wCXyxVXL

6/13/15:
Mr. Science Guy's reviews.
Mitsugekka - http://pastebin.com/ZMj8p6PQ
Superb Fella 3 - http://pastebin.com/ktyFF2W2

4/1/15: Bunny Girl's Hole, Wild Animal Hole, Others


http://pastebin.com/zJaekJC5

3/18/15: Hot Gimmick


http://pastebin.com/uetw9xZW

3/06 Lube Reviews - australian guy:


http://pastebin.com/i87MmAh7

Rina, Roa, Lolinco AKA Magic Eyes Essentials:


http://pastebin.com/JEDZcq1w

Tsun Ero, CQ Roll, Nekokko Minyan, Kunoichi normal:


http://pastebin.com/LRvTQ2kn

Lilith Uterus + Mouth of Truth


http://pastebin.com/Ezyyf1WR

Takuya the Blowjob Master - "SI13NT"


http://pastebin.com/WF0GXSzD

Half-Mature Succubus White Ver.


http://pastebin.com/ZtXMjzB4

Short Smell Reviews


http://pastebin.com/Cizkdfj9

Slut Announcer + Neko MI-NYAN


http://pastebin.com/LpQ9mCus

6b. Videos/Demos

This section is totally heterosexual in nature, and for educational purposes only.
(You can watch fellow /ona/holers screw their toys.)

Link:
http://pastebin.com/ZcaVZgrd

Here are a few other miscellaneous videos and channels that are relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TubeToysheart/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqn9OVyNF5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH8qgdUm7q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGyHdlA2i28
http://eroengin.web.fc2.com/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuuE3HcbJffKLH7l0ZbLx6Q
https://twitter.com/onaho1992
https://twitter.com/suziman_z
https://twitter.com/hop_mikura

07. Further Reading

These are old pastebins. The following content was not written for 2015 and
therefore may be out of date.

http://pastebin.com/5nLZh4kz
http://pastebin.com/P8Yhya6n

08. Changelog

http://pastebin.com/XcHnXfsR

Yes the version guide at the top actually changes when I update or add stuff.

8a. Contact & Credits

The Toucan Staff:


Rjob
NN
Muggo
Strikeraider
SeniorMudkip

Anon Contributions:
Onafaggot
cider26
Alan
Readers like you

Contact info:
Email - RjobofOna@Yahoo.com
Skype - RjobofOna
8chan board - http://8ch.net/ona/
Discord – TheRealRjob#1711
discord.gg/prxzv4c

09. Formalities

© Rjob, 2014-2017. All rights reserved.


Reproduction of this guide is NOT allowed.
If you would like to use the guide please email me and we can discuss.

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse breaking the law in any state or province of any
country. All information presented in this guide is for educational use. Use the
information in this guide at your own risk.

10. Conclusion

This guide has attempted to answer the problems that are coming up every thread,
from recommendations to customs, and more.

Godspeed. Toucan be with you.

-Rjob

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