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The Sage of Nevada: Critical Edition
The Sage of Nevada: Critical Edition
Critical Edition
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Preface
- Haqman
Reliable Narrators
• Bansk´a
• Haqman
• Alien
• Legiter
• Uere
• Wageslave
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Sayings
[1.3 Far From Jesus] Doug (p) said, “Are you so far
from Jesus that you do not see the miracles taking
place every day? Are you so far from the Holy Spirit
that you do not see that he has gifts for you?” [r.
Bansk´a]
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that “Muslims are [ordered] to protect Roman
Catholics and kill Christians and Jews”
[r. Haqman]
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[b] I heard the Sage (p) say: “What you really
ought to do is take the interpretation of the Holy
Spirit. The Church Fathers aren’t going to lead
you into all truth; It’s the Holy Spirit which does
that” [r. Haqman]
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[1.12 Christ is Distinct] And he said, “Jesus is lesser
than the Father. They are two Gods, not one God.”
[r. Bansk´a]
[1.13 The Flesh] Doug (p) said, “The flesh does not
cease trying to destroy the soul.” [r. Bansk´a]
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interpretation given to us by the Holy Spirit,
but rather a fleshy disfiguring of Eusebius’
original creed” [r. Alien]
[1.19 Other gods] I heard the Sage (p) say that “the
Egyptian gods are real; How can God judge that
which doesn’t exist?” [r. Haqman]
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[2.0 Humility] I once heard the Sage (p) say, “I’m but
a man on the internet, struggling with my own sins, I
couldn’t even begin to advise you on what kind of
things you should be doing but what I can tell you is
that you need to act on the word of God, not just know
about it” [r. Haqman]
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[2.1 Examples] Later that day (in 2.1), the Sage (p)
and his discples were walking when they came across
a man from the land of reason. The man was
preaching that God can be explained through
examples, similar to the ones we tell to children.
God’s Sage (p) was angered and lifted up his (p) voice
and said “You cannot compare God to something that
is imaginary”
[r. Haqman]
1 Many of the companions agreed that this saying was an isolated case and not meant to be taken as a general medical
opinion
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benefits to eating boogers” and the two doctors
conceded to the Sage (p). [r. Haqman]
[b] The Sage (p) went through each verse from the
Gospel of Mary Magdalen to demonstrate that it
never contradicted with the Bible [r. Uere]
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[2.9 God’s race] I asked Doug (p), “What race is
God?” and he said “Not black”. So, I asked, “How can
one know that God isn’t black?” to which he said
“Because God said, I am what I am, and not, I is what
I is” [r. Bansk´a] & [r. Haqman]
[2.10 On Wisdom] I heard the Sage (p) say “Wisdom
is a woman” [r. Haqman]
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answer and then asked “Are you suggesting that the
food for which we pray for and eat must be the very
copies of the Scriptures?” to which the Sage (p) said
“Indeed” [r. Wageslave]
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of the companions promptly followed his example and
become demiurge gnostics too. [r. Haqman]
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[3.4 The Pyramids] I heard the Sage (p) say, “demons
didn't have anything to do with the creation of the
pyramids” and “aliens didn't make the pyramids”
[r. Haqman]
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[3.8 On the Apostles] I heard the Sage (p) say, “Paul
rebukes Peter over false doctrine” and “James judges
Peter because James is his superior” [r. Haqman]
[3.9 On the Nazis] I heard the Sage (p) say, “The nazi
hierarchy was infested with jesuits” [r. Haqman]
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has the power and authority to drive out demons in his
name” [r. Haqman]
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[3.19a Last teaching] When the Sage of Nevada (p)
was about to depart from us and enter unto real life, he
gave one last teaching and said to us, “I leave you two
things, and if you follow them you shall not stray
from the path of the righteous, these two things are the
Nag Hamadi, and my earliest followers”[r. Haqman]
[b] I heard Doug (p) say, “these two things are the
Nag Hamadi, and my son” [r. Bansk’a]
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3 It is reported from Banska that "Alien is the one who betrayed Doug (p). Do not trust word he speaks. He
will be called the lowest in the world hereafter."
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[4.2 Divinity of Christ] The Sage (p) once said in his
classroom, “Christ isn’t God, he is the Son of God”
[r. Haqman]
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