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Ten Teases: My 10 Best Situational Teases
Ten Teases: My 10 Best Situational Teases
Ten Teases
Learn How to Build Attraction Using Teasing
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You get the point, but…*BIG WARNING* do not tease girls on things
that they might be sensitive about. The fat girl should not be teased
about being fat. The girl who got ?ired shouldn’t be teased about
being penniless and a failure. Be kind. Tease girls on the opposites –
tall girl is too short, goody-goody is shoplifter by trade, genius girl is
struggling to get through Harry Potter. The opposite of a strength is
funny because it is obviously not true.
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ONE
Setup: You are talking about movies. She recently watched a movie that isn’t too smart.
Like what? Fast and Furious, any of the 20 Marvel movies out this year, definitely any Adam
Sandler movie. You ask her with a serious face:
“Did you understand it?”
Her: “Yes of course”,
You: “No, no, I don’t think you did, you see The Avengers were chilling and then this
bad guy came from another planet, he was more powerful, but they found this
secret weapon, used it, and saved the day…so do you understand now?”
By the end you are breaking into a smile and she is too.
TWO
Setup: If she says her job is something smart like a lawyer, you say,
“Come on now, you don’t need to lie to impress me, what do you really do?”
Her: “No really I’m a lawyer.”
You: “Look, it’s cool if you work in McDonalds, you seem really sweet, I am sure
you’ll make Assistant Manager soon enough (pat shoulder)”.
You must be laughing. She might show you her business card, you say it’s fake
from the card printer machine in the mall. Keep it playful and smile!
THREE
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FOUR
FIVE
Setup: Get her to say absolutely anything about her exes. Maybe ask if she is friends with
her exes, she says “yes”, you say:
“What all of them?” to insinuate that there are shitloads of them.
Her: “There weren’t that many!”
You: “Okay I am just joking, I’m sure we are not talking quadruple digits at least”.
Finally say that you know she is a good girl and you are only teasing, then one last
tease, “But seriously, how many guys in this bar have you dated?” and
before she has time to answer “What’s that guy’s name?”
SIX
When there are weird drunk guys around, tell her you found a man for her. Pretend
to leave her with him or slowly push her towards him, or take her arm and
move it towards his ass as if you are trying to make her grab it.
SEVEN
If you are on the dancefloor, take her belt hooks and make her move from side to
side in a stupid way, tell her she is the worst dancer, possibly of all time.
Then move behind her, not to grind her, instead take her arms at the wrists
and move them Saturday Night Fever style and do other silly dance moves.
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EIGHT
Walking down the road with her, put your arm around her and bend her arm at the
elbow so that it jerks up like a wave. Time it when some guy walks by then
tell her not to flirt with other men when she is with you. Playfully of course.
NINE
Tell stories and make them more and more ridiculous until she finally realizes it’s
bullshit. E.g., you are about to introduce her to your friends. Tell her one is
minor royalty from Austria, he is very humble but she should still curtsy. Be
dead serious and show her how. Tell her your other friend is wonderful…
except that he sometimes just flips and starts smashing things, so she
shouldn’t make eye contact with him or mention rhubarb, pogo sticks, or
Eskimos because those are his trigger words. As the ridiculousness
increases she will figure out that it’s a joke. Then you tease her for being
gullible.
TEN
If your zipper is undone slightly, point at it with a shocked expression, “This was
your work!! But how did you manage without me noticing! You are a
baaaaad girl!” If your zipper is rarely unzipped, then you can even unzip it
slightly just to do this.
BONUS TEASE
Keep your phone by your crotch and turn it on so it lights up for a second, she
looks down, “Oh no, hang on a second, you can’t just look at me like that,
we just met, that’s pretty perverted to be honest!”
…Writing these, I just realized I could come up with 500 more. That’s not only
because I am a seduction genius though ;-) It’s also through practice and
having the framework etched in my mind! Go out and start using these 10
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and you’ll then start to surprise yourself with the cool teases that you come up
with.
The End
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at info@puatraining.com, and as always, best of luck out there
Richard La Ruina
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