THE ZERO VECTOR
BY STEVEN L. GIBBSDEDICATION
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
JESUS CHRIST FOR BEING THE
BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD.
THANKYOU JESUSINTRODUCTION
EVEN THOUGH A MAJORITY OF THESE INSTRUMENTS, ARE STILL so-
MEWHAT IN THE EXPERIMENTAL STAGES, THE MOST OUTSTANDING OUT
OF ALL THESE INSTRUMENTS, IS A DEVICE KNOWN AS THE FLUX CAPA-
CITOR. A FRIEND OF MINE WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY, BUILT TH-
IS DEVICE, AND ACTUALLY TRAVELLED PHYSICALLY 3 DAYS INTO EA-
RTHS PAST. THIS DEVICE IS DANGEROUS TO SOME DEGREE, SINCE TH-
ERE IS NO PROTECTIVE SHIELDING, THEREFORE YOU COULD BURST IN-
TO FLAMES, PROVIDED OF COURSE THAT YOU ARE NOT SPIRITUALLY
PREPARED. BUT EVEN IF YOUR PROTECTED, YOU CAN STILL SUFFER
FROM A BAD HEADACHE, NOT TO MENTION THE JET LAG EFFECT. THER-
EFORE IF YOU WORK WITH THIS INSTRUMENT, I STRONGLY SUGGEST
THAT YOU TAKE PLENTY OF ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IF YOU EVER GET TRA-
NSPORTED, YOUR GOING TO NEED IT!!!