Some Stuff Hah

Taguchi grey some stuff
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Illuminat...
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Illuminat...
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(GIGGLES)
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Illuminat...
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(FARTS)
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(SNIFFS AND GROANS)
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(GIGGLES)
Illumination!
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(FARTS)
(GROANING)
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The year was 1985,
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and the number one
show on TV was...
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Evil Bratt!
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HOST: The show starred young
Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy
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and criminal mastermind
bent on world domination.
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(LAUGHING)
There he is! Get him!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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I've been a bad boy!
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Bratt was the biggest
child actor of the 1980s,
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striking a chord with
audiences all over the world.
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(BOTH CHEERING)
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(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)
There he is! Get him!
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HOST: But it all came
to an end in Season 3, when...
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HOST: The young star experienced
an unexpected growth spurt.
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Boy? Ugh!
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The show was canceled.
Hollywood rejected him
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and Bratt quickly plunged
into a downward spiral,
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starting to actually believe he was
the character he played on TV.
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What are you looking at?
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HOST: Leading us all
to wonder,
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where is he now?
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(CHUCKLING)
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You know what, Clive?
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Playing a villain
on TV was fun,
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but being one in real life
is even better.
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Heist music!
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Here it comes.
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
What? Clive, what are you doing?
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How is that
heist music?
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Sorry. My bad.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ew! (GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Mommy!
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Stop or I'll...
(GROANS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Sir, the ship has been boarded
by some kind of monster!
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Wait! That's not
a monster.
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That's a man
wearing shoulder pads!
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There's only
one supervillain
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whose fashion sense
is quite that dated.
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Balthazar Bratt.
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Blast it! The Dumont
Diamond is on that ship.
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I want every agent in the area
on the scene immediately!
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(MINIONS LAUGHING)
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We're already here.
Agents Grucy are closing fast.
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Yes! Wait.
What did you call us?
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"Grucy." You know, Gru and
Lucy mushed together. Try it.
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Oh! I like it,
but not a lot.
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I don't like it.
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Stop!
On the ground!
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(BOTH YELP AND GRUNT)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(AGENTS CLAMORING)
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Go, go, go!
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Eh?
(ALL SCREAM)
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Too late again, Gru!
(LAUGHS)
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Wha?
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He's getting away!
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That's what he thinks.
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(MINIONS WHOOPING)
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Go! Go! Go...
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Go! Go! Go!
(GRUNTS) Go! Go!
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I don't think we
can make it, Gru!
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We can make it!
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We can make it!
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No, we can't!
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Ahh!
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Get ready!
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Get ready for...
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(GRU AND MINIONS SCREAMING)
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Hey. How you doing?
(GROANS)
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(COUGHING)
(GIRL GASPS)
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GIRL: Are you okay?
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(CHUCKLES)
You guys are so cute.
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Go get him, Gru-Gru!
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Hello, Gru.
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How's your
transition coming?
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You know,
from world's worst villain
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to world's
worst agent?
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Oh, that's hilarious.
You should be on TV.
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Oh, that's right. You were!
But then you got canceled!
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(CHUCKLES)
Ha-ha!
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What about that?
Ugh!
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What? Oh, girls!
Oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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Dance fight!
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCATTING)
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Ow!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHS)
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Alpha Team, the diamond is secure.
Come and pick up the package.
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ALPHA TEAM LEADER: Copy that.
Alpha Team in approach.
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Gru!
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Did you actually
think I was unconscious?
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Huh! It's called acting,
hoser.
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And clearly,
I've still got it!
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(SCREAMING)
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(PLAYING KEYTAR)
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(GRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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I've been a bad boy!
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(CACKLES)
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ALPHA TEAM LEADER:
Freeze! Don't move!
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Son of a Betamax!
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SOLDIER:
Go, go! Get him!
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He's getting away!
(YELLING)
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This isn't over, Gru.
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You hear me?
This is not over.
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Yeah? Well,
I still have the diamond.
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(LAUGHS)
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ALL: (SINGING)
Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to...
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Happy birthday, dear Dan
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Happy birthday to you
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
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(PEOPLE YELPING)
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(GRU GROANING)
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I can't believe
Bratt got away again.
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How is this
possible? How?
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(GRU LAUGHS)
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And it's not just
that he got away,
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it is he's so
smug about it.
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"Ooh, I've been
a bad boy!"
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Gah! Edna, hey!
Looking hot today.
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Got cats on you.
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And it was so humiliating, dangling
there in the bubble-gum Speedo.
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And I didn't have time to
go to the gym this week,
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and I had a big breakfast.
And was feeling a little bloated.
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You know what?
He's not even worth talking about.
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I don't even want to waste
another breath about the guy.
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And another thing!
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Next time I see Bratt, I will
moonwalk all over his stupid face!
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(MIMICS DANCING)
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Thank you all for coming
at such short notice.
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It is with great sadness that I
inform you that, as of today,
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I am retiring as
head of the AVL.
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, no!
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Your new leader is coming
directly from head office.
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Effective immediately.
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She is the very gifted,
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very ambitious,
Miss Valerie da Vinci.
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As I look out
over all your faces,
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I am flooded with
so many memories.
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Oh, boy!
This is a snooze fest!
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Excuse me,
this is my last...
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Blah, blah, blah!
We understand.
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You're old, you're fat,
you're done.
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Let me breathe in.
(GRUNTING)
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(SILAS GROANS)
(ALL GASP)
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Ooh, broke a little sweat,
there. (CHUCKLES)
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First order of business,
(CLEARS THROAT)
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which one of you losers
is Agent Gru?
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Oh, that would be me.
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Although, I don't know if
I'd say "loser," per se.
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Kind of is... (GASPS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, it's the girls!
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Not a good time.
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Hey!
Ahh!
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Yes, sir!
(GASPS) Uh...
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Ma'am?
You're making me nervous.
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How could you let
Balthazar Bratt,
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the AVL's most
wanted villain,
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just get away?
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That is the opposite
of what we do here!
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Okay, okay.
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Yes, maybe
he got away. Again.
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But he didn't
get the diamond.
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And I am this close
to bringing him in.
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This close.
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Huh. Interesting.
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You're fired!
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(GASPS) What?
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That's totally not fair.
Gru is a great agent!
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You know what?
If you fire him,
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you're gonna have to
fire me, sister-sister.
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And do you
really wanna do that?
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Do ya?
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GRU: No, no, no!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GRU GRUNTING)
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Well, I guess
she did.
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Honey, you didn't
have to do that.
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I know how much
you love your job.
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Well, I love
other things more.
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You know, we're gonna
have to tell the girls.
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Can you do it?
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The whole "mom" thing
is still kind of new to me.
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Oh, sure.
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Huh?
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Psst!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Hello?
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(ALL CRYING OUT)
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(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
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GIRLS: Aloha!
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LUCY: Oh!
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This is unexpected.
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Well, you never got to
go on a honeymoon, so...
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We made you dinner!
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It's a luau!
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We got pineapples and
coconuts and ukuleles!
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Oh! Yay!
Yay!
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(SINGING IN MINIONESE)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
The soup of the day.
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Madame and Monsieur.
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The gummy bears
were my idea.
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Mmm! Looks too good
to even eat.
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Am I right? (CHUCKLES)
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But I made it
for you. Oh.
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(MUFFLED GROAN)
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Good soup!
I love the combination
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of gummy bears
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and meat.
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(SPUTTERS)
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I'm gonna hold it
in my mouth.
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'Cause it's so good,
I don't wanna swallow it.
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So, how was work?
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Ooh, did you take that guy down?
Did anything explode?
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Well, actually,
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today, Lucy and I were
invited to not work
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at the AVL anymore.
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(UKULELE STRING SNAPS)
(GASPS) No!
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You got fired?
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Oh, no!
No, no, no.
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(LAUGHS)
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Yes.
(GIRLS GASP)
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But don't worry.
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I'm sure we'll get
new jobs. Real soon.
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Even better ones.
(SCOFFS)
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What's better than being
super-cool secret agents?
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Ooh, I know!
You could gamble online!
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That's what
Katie's dad does.
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Okay. We will definitely
look into that.
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That's a good
suggestion.
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And let's not go over
to Katie's house anymore.
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Hmm?
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(GRU GRUNTS)
258
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,518
GRU: Guys! Shh! I don't think
you heard me right.
259
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:11,810
No, no, no.
260
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,563
This does not mean that we are
going back to being villains.
261
00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:15,856
(MINIONS GROAN)
262
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,650
(GRUNTS AND
SPEAKS MINIONESE)
263
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,735
Okay, all right.
I get it.
264
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,446
Look, I know it's been
a little tough lately.
265
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:27,701
Especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally
freezing himself in carbonite.
266
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,746
(DRILL WHIRRING)
(GROANS)
267
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,083
But our life of crime
is over!
268
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,625
(SIGHS)
269
00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:38,504
Mel! Mel, you're
with me on this, right?
270
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,214
271
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,633
(ALL CHEERING)
272
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,468
(ALL BOOING)
273
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,303
(ALL CHEERING)
274
00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,097
(ALL GROANING)
275
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,349
(ALL CHEERING)
276
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,601
(ALL GROANING)
277
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,395
278
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,897
(ALL CHANTING IN MINIONESE)
279
00:14:57,982 --> 00:15:00,609
Guys, listen to me!
Read my lips!
280
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,528
281
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,365
(ALL LAUGH)
282
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,993
What? What?
283
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,745
Oh... What did I say?
It's not "comquit"?
284
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,539
Ah, okay.
285
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,040
286
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,626
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
287
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,172
Don't take that tone with me!
We're not going back to villainy.
288
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,507
289
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,510
Yes! And I don't want to
hear another word about it.
290
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,179
(ALL BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
291
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:35,269
Look, if you guys don't stop right now,
there will be consequences.
292
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,187
293
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,898
Hey! Don't say anything
you're going to regret.
294
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,233
295
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,030
What? You quit?
296
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,158
You're serious?
Come on!
297
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,492
(GRUNTING)
298
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:52,953
(CHUCKLING)
299
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,499
Dave! Jerry!
(CHUCKLING)
300
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,045
Great news, guys.
You have been promoted.
301
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,256
You're in charge now.
Huh? Not bad.
302
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,133
(BOTH LAUGH)
303
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,510
304
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:12,931
(SIGHS LOUDLY)
305
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,642
Jeesh!
306
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,322
(GUARD GASPS)
307
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,913
(GRUNTS) Ah,
Monsieur Pompeux!
308
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,166
To what do we owe
the presence
309
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,252
of the world's
foremost gem expert?
310
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,421
The chief of police
sent me.
311
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,508
He was concerned that during
the recent heist attempt,
312
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,969
the Dumont Diamond
was replaced with a phony.
313
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,054
(ALL GASP)
314
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,109
(SNIFFING)
315
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:09,822
Ooh, la-la!
316
00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:12,366
You have been duped!
317
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,118
(GASPS)
What? We have?
318
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,452
Yes.
319
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,954
By me!
320
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,247
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
321
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,625
But, what is...
322
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,045
(GRUNTS AND GASPS)
323
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,255
Oh, no! Help!
324
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:27,965
(GROANING)
325
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,887
(CACKLING)
326
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,932
327
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:43,981
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
328
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,152
329
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,653
Or should I say...
330
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,406
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
331
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,657
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
332
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,911
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
333
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,172
Oh!
334
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,176
(SNORING)
335
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,844
(CHIMING)
336
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,279
Hey, Gru.
337
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,198
What you doing
down here?
338
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,992
In the dark. Alone.
339
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,203
Oh, nothing.
Just thinking.
340
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,330
You okay?
341
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,041
Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
342
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,043
It's just... (SIGHS)
343
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,922
I don't know.
I guess I just feel like
344
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,632
a failure.
345
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,301
Like I don't have
a purpose anymore.
346
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,429
Hey, mister,
you are not a failure.
347
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,933
If only I could
have nailed Bratt.
348
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,436
So many times,
I almost had him.
349
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,231
But now I'll never
get the chance,
350
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,733
'cause I have been
kicked to the curb.
351
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,318
Gru, you've got
to let this go.
352
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,070
It's time to
look forward.
353
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,405
Things will get
better. I promise.
354
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,253
(GRU SIGHS)
355
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,008
356
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,346
Excuse me.
357
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,516
Pardon me, young people?
358
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,686
Would you tell me
how to get to this address?
359
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,771
(STAMMERING)
360
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,606
361
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,025
I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.
362
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:53,652
363
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,195
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
364
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,947
(ALL CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)
365
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:01,952
(GRUNTING)
366
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,498
Idiots.
367
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,960
(GROWLING)
368
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,712
GRU: No! Kyle!
369
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,755
Stop! Kyle, let go!
370
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,094
No! No!
371
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,138
You've got to be kidding me!
372
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,222
Lucy, did you...
373
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,986
AGNES: He helps you if
you have nightmares.
374
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,435
And he's really
good to snuggle with.
375
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,978
Oh, no, no, no.
Agnes! Agnes!
376
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,147
So (SNIFFLES)
take good care of him.
377
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,940
Thank you!
(CHUCKLES)
378
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,234
Agnes, what are
you doing?
379
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,403
You sold your unicorn?
380
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:41,074
Well, I just wanted to help,
since you don't have a job.
381
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,993
I got two whole
dollars for it.
382
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,787
(BOTH SIGH)
(FRITZ CLEARING THROAT)
383
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,706
Uh, excuse me?
384
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,917
Sorry, buddy,
the sale's over.
385
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,710
Yes, but this will
only take a...
386
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,338
Hey, eyebrows,
get off the lawn.
387
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,589
Yeah, but...
(SIGHS)
388
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,882
Hey, could you...
389
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,842
Oh, uh, of course.
390
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,386
Now, as I was
saying, I...
391
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,596
Uh... Oh.
392
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,139
Goodbye!
(SQUEALS)
393
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,685
(CHUCKLES)
394
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:13,690
Listen, Agnes, you don't need to worry.
We're going to be fine.
395
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,858
For real?
396
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,026
For real.
397
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,320
Now, come on,
let's pack this stuff up.
398
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,197
FRITZ: Ow! Ow!
Seriously?
399
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,658
Buddy, you're not
getting the hint.
400
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,494
Excuse me, Mr. Gru,
401
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,747
but I really must
have a word with you.
402
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,415
How do you know my name?
403
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,961
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Fritz.
404
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,754
(KYLE BITES)
Ow! (GROANING)
405
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,047
(GROWLING)
Good puppy.
406
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:41,593
And I am inquiring on behalf
of your twin brother, Dru.
407
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,178
He needs your help.
408
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:44,888
What? Twin brother?
409
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,015
Twin brother?
410
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:48,392
Oh, ja.
411
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,645
He would like to fly you
to Freedonia to meet him.
412
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,690
Your father has recently
passed away and...
413
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,775
(LAUGHS) Okay, cuckoo.
414
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,820
I'm sorry, but my dad
died when I was a baby,
415
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,489
and I don't have any brother.
You got the wrong guy.
416
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:07,285
Really? Well, then,
how do you explain this?
417
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:09,162
(GRU STAMMERS)
418
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,290
(MAN HUMMING)
419
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,795
VINCENZO: (CHUCKLING)
Bellissimo!
420
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,255
(GRU'S MOM LAUGHING)
421
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,340
Oh, hello, Gru.
422
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,508
Hi, Mom.
423
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:25,554
It's important to keep active
in one's golden years.
424
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,222
(CHUCKLES) Oh!
(GURGLING)
425
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,808
There you are,
you cutie, you.
426
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,435
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
427
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,689
Uh, these are my
diving instructors.
428
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,109
Vincenzo und Paolo.
429
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,485
(GROWLS AND LAUGHS)
430
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,695
Ciao, boys.
431
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,448
(SIGHS)
So, what do you want?
432
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,701
Mom, do I have
a twin brother?
433
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,954
Ah! How did you find out?
Who told you?
434
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,539
Wait, what? It's true?
435
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,583
You never told me
I had a brother!
436
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,170
And you told me that Dad died of
disappointment when I was born.
437
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,423
Ja, ja. (STUTTERS)
That was the agreement.
438
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,468
Agreement?
What are you talking about?
439
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,219
(SIGHS)
440
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,891
Shortly after you and
your brother were born,
441
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,185
your father and I divorced.
442
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:16,563
We each took one son
to raise on our own
443
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:20,025
and promised never to
see each other again.
444
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,612
Obviously, (CHUCKLING)
445
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,655
I got second pick.
446
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,452
I have a brother!
447
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,003
Hey, girls!
How are things in Row B, huh?
448
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,631
I put together some fun
activities for the trip!
449
00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:45,717
Who is up for
some gin rummy?
450
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,677
Yeah, um...
451
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:49,638
We're good.
452
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,598
Oh, okay.
453
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,017
I'll just sit here
and play solitaire.
454
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,519
I hope I win.
455
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:59,272
I wonder what Dru
will be like. Ooh!
456
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,941
Maybe we'll
have the twin thing
457
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,027
when you can read
each other's minds, no?
458
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,779
How cool would that be?
459
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,531
Um, super cool!
(CHUCKLES)
460
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,373
(MINION LAUGHING)
461
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,583
(SIGHS) Ooh!
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
462
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,918
(GRUNTING)
463
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,003
(BOTH SHRIEK)
464
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,798
(AGNES WHOOPING)
465
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:28,885
GIRLS: Freedonia!
Freedonia! Freedonia!
466
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,054
(SNORTING)
Hi, piggy, piggy!
467
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,182
(GASPS) Whoa!
Look at that house!
468
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,226
It's like a castle!
469
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,896
I can't wait to
meet my brother!
470
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,649
Ugh. What's with
all the pigs?
471
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,110
This is
the family business.
472
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,488
The largest pig farm in
the whole of Freedonia.
473
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:49,573
(SNORTS)
(GASPS)
474
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:52,033
Okay, nice pig.
(GROANS)
475
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,578
No! That's my
private part!
476
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:55,787
(SQUEALING)
(SCREAMING)
477
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,541
GRU: This pig has issues!
478
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,002
FRITZ: Please, come in.
479
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,336
(MINIONS EXCLAIMING)
480
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,796
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
481
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:06,756
(SCREAMING)
(FRITZ GRUNTS)
482
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,927
(SIGHS AND GASPS)
483
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,514
Oh, this is amazing!
484
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,560
Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel!
But with pigs.
485
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:19,644
(DRU LAUGHING)
486
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:26,109
My brother!
487
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,407
BOTH: My brother!
488
00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:33,617
Gru!
489
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:34,951
Dru!
490
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,453
(LAUGHING)
491
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,167
Oh!
492
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:47,088
Brother! I am hugging you!
(GRUNTING)
493
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,757
I'm so happy!
494
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:53,136
After all of these years,
finally I'm meeting you!
495
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,013
Yup. All right.
Good.
496
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,390
Oh, look at that.
497
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,935
You must be
the beautiful wife.
498
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,895
Beautiful?
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
499
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,980
Stop it.
Sweet talker.
500
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,107
How is my brother
finding a wife like you
501
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,901
when he is so bald?
(LAUGHS)
502
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,527
(GRUNTING)
I'm joking!
503
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,904
(GIGGLING)
504
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:15,116
(WHOOPING) These
must be my nieces!
505
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:19,204
(GASPS) You're Agnes!
You are small with big eyes.
506
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:21,289
And it makes me wanna
put you into my pocket.
507
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:22,916
You can't do that!
508
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,834
I'm too big.
509
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:29,714
Edith! I can tell that you
are a little mischievous.
510
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:32,092
We're gonna have to make
a little trouble later.
511
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,344
I already have!
(LAUGHS)
512
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,930
Ow! Ow! Please!
513
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,182
Why are you
doing that? Ow!
514
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:43,061
Fist bump for
mischievous behavior!
515
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,189
And Margo.
Oh, you are so mature!
516
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,817
I'm guessing...
Mmm... 15?
517
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,360
15?
518
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,863
She's 12. She looks 12
and will always be 12.
519
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,033
So, Dru, this place
is amazing!
520
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,452
I mean, you just walk through
the doors and you're like...
521
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,996
(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)
522
00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:03,456
Oh, it's nice,
I guess, sure.
523
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,834
I'm not really into things.
524
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,131
MARGO: This is so cool!
AGNES: Look at that!
525
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,508
EDITH: Oh, my gosh!
He's even got a helicopter!
526
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,926
AGNES: This is the best!
527
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,846
Yes, the best!
528
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,282
(WHISPERS) All right,
let's go home now.
529
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,390
Home? Why?
530
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:24,019
I don't know. This guy with
the mansion and the cars
531
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:28,732
and all of the hair, with the
silky smooth, luxurious hair.
532
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,151
I feel worse than
I did before I came.
533
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:34,321
But he's your brother, Gru.
Give this a chance.
534
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,923
Oh, I was thinking,
while Gru and I
535
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,657
catch up on
some brother stuff,
536
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,452
you girls should go with Fritz.
He has a surprise for you!
537
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,995
ALL: Yay!
Awesome!
538
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,288
I love surprises!
539
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,415
Oh, this is perfect!
Mother-daughter bonding time.
540
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,708
Let's do it!
Woot-woot!
541
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,878
Bye! You boys
have fun!
542
00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:52,255
(LAUGHS) Whoopi!
543
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,927
ANNOUNCER: Now you can be as
evil as Balthazar Bratt
544
00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,305
with the Evil Bratt
action figure.
545
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:04,059
Featuring music-activated
breakdance mode.
546
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,645
Also featuring bubblegum-launching
shoulder pads!
547
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:12,108
And the all-new
Mega Diamond Laser!
548
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,528
No more math!
549
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,073
550
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:19,157
(LAUGHS)
551
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,452
ANNOUNCER: The Mega Diamond Laser
does not actually incinerate books.
552
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:25,205
(SIGHS) How could
Hollywood cancel a show
553
00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,499
that produced toys
like this, Clive?
554
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,835
Evil Bratt was
a masterpiece!
555
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,463
Does no one value
true art anymore?
556
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,715
It's a disgrace
and a travesty, sir.
557
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:39,552
Well, now that I've got the
diamond, it's payback time.
558
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:43,598
Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be
around to try and stop me.
559
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:46,351
Oh, wait! No, it's not.
I hate that dweeb!
560
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,186
And you, Hollywood!
561
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:51,439
This time, I'm canceling you
562
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:54,234
and all the losers
who rejected me!
563
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:55,860
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
564
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,741
Oh, piggy, piggy!
565
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:05,078
So, how are things going
for you career-wise?
566
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,790
(CHUCKLES) Great!
So, so great!
567
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:09,999
Crushing it.
568
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,585
Well, I've got
something that I think
569
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:15,839
you will find
very interesting.
570
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,968
Hold onto your
face, brother.
571
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:21,344
(CHUCKLING)
(CLICK)
572
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,722
(METALLIC THUDDING)
573
00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:26,224
(BOTH YELLING)
574
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,227
Yee-haw!
Yah, yah!
575
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:31,688
(GRUNTING)
576
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,481
(PIG SQUEALING)
577
00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:37,026
(DRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)
578
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,071
GRU: Ow!
(GRUNTS)
579
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,451
580
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,080
(SQUEALS)
581
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:50,665
(GROANING)
582
00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:51,833
Come on!
Come on!
583
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,710
(CHUCKLING)
(GRU GASPS)
584
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,171
What is all this?
585
00:29:56,713 --> 00:30:01,009
DRU: The pig farm was just a cover
for the real family business.
586
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,805
(LAUGHING AND
SPEAKING MINIONESE)
587
00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:11,352
Now, feast
your eyes on
588
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,564
Dad's lair!
589
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,274
Ta-da!
590
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,319
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
591
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:22,489
So, our dad was a villain?
592
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:24,866
No, no, no,
not just a villain.
593
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:28,077
One of the greatest
of all time!
594
00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:32,248
He was known as
the Bald Terror!
595
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,002
That's him? Our dad?
596
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:39,506
He was so proud of you.
And what a great villain you were.
597
00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,174
(GASPS) He was?
598
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,844
But me, eh,
not so much.
599
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:49,974
To Dad, I was
just a failure.
600
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,394
He never thought I had what
it took to be a villain.
601
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,689
But now, you can help
me prove him wrong!
602
00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,900
Brother,
603
00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:01,903
teach me
the art of villainy!
604
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,031
No.
605
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:06,950
No, no, no.
I can't do that.
606
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,744
What? (STUTTERING)
But it's our family tradition!
607
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:11,371
You can't say
no to that!
608
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,665
Look, I'm sorry.
609
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:16,751
I left that life behind me.
End of story.
610
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,044
Oh.
611
00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:21,172
Okay. I understand.
612
00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:23,800
Hmm! I wonder
what this does.
613
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,180
(SHRIEKING)
614
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:41,943
Holy moley!
615
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,153
Dad's villain wheels!
616
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,489
Pretty slick, huh?
617
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:50,952
Hey, you wanna take her out for a spin?
Just for some fun?
618
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:54,038
Mmm!
619
00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:56,457
(DRU WHOOPING)
620
00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:01,004
GRU: Oh, oh, oh! Look out!
(YELPING)
621
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:02,505
(GRU GRUNTING)
622
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:04,757
(LAUGHS)
623
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:06,551
What a beautiful day!
624
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,178
Zero to 400
in three seconds.
625
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,055
Able to withstand
a nuclear blast.
626
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,557
Armed to the teeth.
627
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:17,103
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, that's pretty nice.
628
00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,230
And it's a hybrid.
Look out!
629
00:32:20,565 --> 00:32:22,191
(SCREAMING)
630
00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:24,485
(BOTH SCREAMING)
631
00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,374
(GRU GRUNTING)
632
00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:41,628
(SCREAMING)
633
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,838
Help me!
634
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,385
I am not enjoying this.
635
00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:53,806
(DRU CACKLES)
636
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:57,018
(MEN SINGING)
637
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,606
Whoa! What is
going on here?
638
00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:05,234
Welcome to the annual
Freedonian Cheese Festival.
639
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:06,569
Go!
640
00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:08,655
(CROWD CHEERING)
641
00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:14,035
(GASPS) Look, look!
Look at all the candies!
642
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,871
(CHUCKLING) Whoa!
Eep, eep, eep!
643
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,916
Lucy, can we get these?
Please.
644
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,044
(SIGHS) Okay, but only
one each. I mean it.
645
00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,671
Aw!
Oh, man!
646
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:28,132
No, I don't. (CHUCKLES) Get as
many as you want. I don't care.
647
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,926
Yay! Awesome!
648
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,636
Uh...
What?
649
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:35,473
Well, it's okay to tell them
no sometimes, too, you know?
650
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,016
Moms need to be tough.
651
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:39,143
Right, right.
Tough. Good one.
652
00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:40,520
I can totally do that.
653
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,647
You know, still figuring
out this mom thing.
654
00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:45,233
Gettin' my sea legs, matey!
(AGNES SCREAMS)
655
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,151
It's a unicorn!
656
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:54,158
Can we go in there?
Please, please, please!
657
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,243
(MEN GROANING)
658
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,665
Um... Sure! Yeah!
You know, but first let's...
659
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,667
Um... (GASPS)
Oh, look!
660
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,086
It's a traditional
Freedonian dance.
661
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,796
How amazing does that look?
662
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,507
ALL: (SINGING)
Say, say, say cheese!
663
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:12,009
Cheese! I love this.
664
00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,722
The little girls go and get the
cheese from the little boys.
665
00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:17,306
That's adorable!
666
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:23,896
Aw, look at that poor little guy.
With his little boots.
667
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,773
Nobody picked him.
668
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,401
Oh, Margo, why don't
you go up there?
669
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,569
No way!
670
00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:30,820
Okay.
671
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:32,113
Wait a minute.
672
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:33,573
No!
673
00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:35,908
Go take a bite of
his cheese, young lady.
674
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:38,161
Right now!
What?
675
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:40,204
I'm being tougher, you know?
Like you said.
676
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,458
No! I meant be tougher on them.
Not me!
677
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,377
Oh, come on, just do it.
What's the worst that could happen?
678
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,171
Mmm...
679
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:50,548
Fine.
680
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,759
(GASPS DEEPLY)
681
00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,679
Wow!
682
00:34:57,847 --> 00:34:59,724
Hey, there.
I'm Margo.
683
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,101
Hello, Margo!
684
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,686
I am Niko.
685
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,938
Would you like
some of my cheese?
686
00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:08,399
Mmm...
687
00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:09,668
ALL: (SINGING)
Say, say, say cheese!
688
00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:12,612
Yes! Thank you, Margo.
Thank you! (WHOOPING)
689
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,282
Bam! I am a great mother!
(CHUCKLES)
690
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:18,910
Did you see that, girls?
I laid down the...
691
00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:21,954
Oh, no! Where are they?
692
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,749
Oh... Agnes? Edith?
693
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:28,753
Hello.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
694
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,424
(GASPS) Look!
A unicorn horn!
695
00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:39,514
My little brain is
going to explode!
696
00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,891
(GROANS)
Agnes, that's fake.
697
00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:43,684
(CHUCKLING)
698
00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:45,228
It's real,
all right.
699
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:46,394
(GASPS)
700
00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:49,524
That horn came from
the Crooked Forest.
701
00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:54,445
The only place on earth
where unicorns still live.
702
00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:55,947
(ALL PATRONS LAUGH)
703
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:01,202
Huh!
(SPITS)
704
00:36:01,369 --> 00:36:03,412
Laugh, laugh, all of you.
(MIMICS LAUGHING)
705
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,915
They all think
I'm crazy.
706
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:09,252
But I'm telling you,
I saw one once.
707
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,170
With my own eye.
708
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:14,841
Wait, wait, wait.
You saw a for-real live unicorn?
709
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:16,175
What did it look like?
(GASPS)
710
00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,261
Did you pet it?
Did it smell like candy?
711
00:36:18,469 --> 00:36:21,264
Was it fluffy?
712
00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:23,266
It was so fluffy,
713
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,935
(SIGHS) I thought
I was gonna die.
714
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:29,272
Mmm! Do you think maybe
I could find one, too?
715
00:36:29,564 --> 00:36:32,358
Oh! They say if a maiden
pure of heart
716
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,527
goes into
the Crooked Forest,
717
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:38,447
the unicorn will
come and be hers.
718
00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:39,782
Forever.
719
00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:42,118
Hmm...
720
00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,789
(AGNES SQUEALING)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
721
00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:47,874
(GASPS) Agnes!
722
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,166
(GRUNTING)
723
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:54,797
Goal!
724
00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:57,675
Excuse me.
(BOTH SOBBING)
725
00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,427
Girls, don't worry.
I'm here.
726
00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:01,345
(PANTING)
Are you okay?
727
00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,598
Yeah, we're fine.
728
00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,099
Are you?
729
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:06,642
Unicorns are really real!
730
00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,979
And I'm gonna find one!
(GROANING)
731
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:14,066
Sorry. Went a little
mama bear on ya.
732
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:15,902
You know,
I heard a scream and...
733
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:17,867
(PATRONS GROANING)
Yeah, okay, have a good one.
734
00:37:22,325 --> 00:37:23,659
Wait for me here.
735
00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,120
(GRUMBLING) Stop that!
Ah! You kicked me.
736
00:37:28,331 --> 00:37:30,917
(ALARM BLARING) Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
737
00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:34,337
Did you just steal candies?
Yes!
738
00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:36,672
That's a lot of effort
for two lollipops.
739
00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,966
(SIRENS BLARING)
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
740
00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:42,428
(BELLS CHIMING)
741
00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:44,096
Oh, no! The police!
742
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,598
What do we do?
What do we do?
743
00:37:46,182 --> 00:37:48,768
Come on!
This is gonna be fun!
744
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,022
(POLICEMEN CLAMORING)
745
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,405
The police are gonna get us!
(SHRIEKS) I'm freaking out!
746
00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:02,615
Pigs!
747
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:07,411
Cops!
(CLAMORING)
748
00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:10,623
(POLICEMEN GROANING)
749
00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:16,253
(LAUGHS)
750
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,053
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Whoa! They're back!
751
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,348
All right!
752
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:36,774
(POLICEMEN CLAMORING)
753
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:47,576
(BOTH LAUGHING)
754
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,163
Oh, man,
that was crazy!
755
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,748
We were so close
to getting busted.
756
00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:53,916
Tell me about it.
757
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,085
I thought you were going
to pee your pants.
758
00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:58,129
DRU: I did!
759
00:38:58,212 --> 00:38:59,672
GRU: You did!
(BOTH LAUGH)
760
00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:03,551
(MINIONS GROANING)
761
00:39:06,429 --> 00:39:07,680
762
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:09,765
(STOMACH GROWLING)
763
00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,944
MINION: Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
764
00:39:26,323 --> 00:39:27,366
(GASPS)
765
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:28,826
Hey! What are
you doing?
766
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,454
Intruders! Intruders!
767
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,919
There they are! Stop!
(DOGS BARKING)
768
00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:40,296
Hey, you, don't move!
769
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:41,547
Halt!
770
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,424
(MINIONS SCREAMING)
771
00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:48,971
Call for backup!
772
00:39:49,305 --> 00:39:50,848
773
00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:54,810
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
774
00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:59,523
(AUDIENCE MURMURING
INDISTINCTLY)
775
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,069
Ooh, uh...
776
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,279
(MUSIC PLAYING)
777
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:08,616
778
00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:18,209
779
00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:37,103
(SIGHS)
780
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,607
(ALL SINGING IN MINIONESE)
781
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,868
Get 'em! Go! Go!
782
00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,580
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
783
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:16,475
(ALL PANTING)
784
00:41:25,818 --> 00:41:26,986
(JUDGES CHEERING)
785
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:29,280
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
786
00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:33,284
GUARD 1: Hey, you!
Freeze! Don't move!
787
00:41:34,618 --> 00:41:36,245
GUARD 2: Hands in the air!
788
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:43,711
(SIGHS)
789
00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,714
Face it, Gru. Villainy
is in your blood.
790
00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:50,426
You can't tell me you don't
miss the rush. A little?
791
00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:52,011
Uh...
792
00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:53,762
Eh, maybe a little.
(CHUCKLES)
793
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:56,599
And now you've got the
chance to get back on top.
794
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:57,808
Get your mojo back.
795
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:01,687
Become Gru again.
How awesome would that be?
796
00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:03,856
GRU: Hmm.
797
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:07,610
Oh, please, come on.
Just one heist.
798
00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:12,156
There's got to be something
out there, somewhere
799
00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:15,576
that you still wanna steal.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
800
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,370
GRU: Huh.
801
00:42:18,454 --> 00:42:20,289
There is something.
802
00:42:20,456 --> 00:42:23,375
(GASPS)
How about we steal
803
00:42:23,459 --> 00:42:26,670
the largest diamond
in the world?
804
00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:29,215
Yes! I love it!
805
00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,592
(WHOOPING)
Oh, thank you, brother!
806
00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:34,470
Thank you from
the bottoms of my heart.
807
00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:35,638
(BOTH LAUGH)
808
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,683
Oh, you know what? We should
do something to celebrate!
809
00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:41,310
(CHUCKLES) Oh!
810
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:43,938
I've got
the perfect idea.
811
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:45,981
(AGNES CHEWING LOUDLY)
812
00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:50,152
Fritz, my good fellow, could you
get me another napkin, please?
813
00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:52,488
Ah, yes.
Of course, Miss Edith.
814
00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:54,740
(AIR HORN TOOTING)
815
00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:55,991
(BOTH LAUGH)
816
00:42:57,868 --> 00:42:58,869
(CHUCKLING)
817
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,829
Hey, where are
Gru and Dru?
818
00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,998
Here we are!
819
00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:05,251
Oh, how's it going?
820
00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:06,335
(BOTH SNICKER)
821
00:43:06,502 --> 00:43:08,254
It's me! Gru.
822
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,089
And me, Dru.
823
00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:14,927
I hug everybody whether
they like it or not.
824
00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:17,513
Why are they pretending
to be each other?
825
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:18,597
(SCOFFS)
826
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:22,685
Ah! What's for dinner?
I probably won't like it.
827
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,854
I'm so grumpy
all the time. Hmm.
828
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:30,192
I laugh a lot.
And I'm kind of an idiot!
829
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:32,361
(BOTH LAUGH LOUDLY)
830
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,242
(DRU AND GRU
CONTINUE LAUGHING)
831
00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:42,288
Oh, I'm busting a gut!
832
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:45,833
Look at them!
They had no idea!
833
00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:47,876
GRU: Total burn.
834
00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,129
Oh, look, it's me, Gru!
835
00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:53,090
And I'm Dru!
We switched places!
836
00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:55,843
Oh, it's so nice to see
you two are getting along.
837
00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:58,929
Oh, we're getting...
Along perfectly.
838
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:01,015
Wait. Did we...
Just finish...
839
00:44:01,098 --> 00:44:02,141
Each...
Other's...
840
00:44:02,224 --> 00:44:03,475
Sentences?
Sentences?
841
00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:04,977
(BOTH LAUGH)
842
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,104
Oh, that's delightful.
Not creepy at all.
843
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:08,748
And you're gonna stop
now though, right?
844
00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,733
Sorry, it's
a twin thing.
845
00:44:11,025 --> 00:44:12,192
Uh-huh...
846
00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:15,237
So, uh, what did
you guys do today?
847
00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:18,073
(AGNES CHEWING LOUDLY)
BOTH: Nothing.
848
00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:19,658
Okay.
What does it...
849
00:44:19,742 --> 00:44:21,493
All done!
(PANTING)
850
00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:24,079
Pardon me! Out of the way!
Good night, everybody!
851
00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:26,832
Hey! Hey! Put the brakes on.
What's the rush?
852
00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:29,668
I need to get to bed so I can
wake up and find a unicorn!
853
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:30,919
Good night!
854
00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,173
What was that about?
855
00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:38,177
Agnes thinks she's gonna find a
real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.
856
00:44:38,344 --> 00:44:40,054
(SCOFFS) She's totally
freaking out.
857
00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,681
(SIGHS) I feel like someone's
gotta tell her the truth.
858
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:43,766
Not it!
859
00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:48,187
Oh, don't worry.
Parenting 101. I got this.
860
00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:51,690
AGNES: Um...
861
00:44:51,774 --> 00:44:53,942
And please bless that
when I find the unicorn
862
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,653
he'll want to come home with me,
and sleep in my room.
863
00:44:57,029 --> 00:44:59,698
And that I can ride him
to school every day.
864
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:03,786
And he'll use his magical
powers to help me do math.
865
00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:05,037
Amen.
866
00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:07,623
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
867
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,124
Oh, hi, Gru.
868
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,962
Hey. So, big day tomorrow.
869
00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,966
Yeah, I'm finally gonna get
to see a unicorn. For reals.
870
00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:21,637
(GASPS) If I do, can I bring it home?
Please?
871
00:45:21,804 --> 00:45:23,889
Oh, yeah. Sure.
872
00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:28,477
Tell you what, every unicorn you find,
you can bring it home.
873
00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:31,313
I'd better build
a big pen, right?
874
00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:34,983
But, you know,
875
00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:38,153
there's a chance that
you might not find one.
876
00:45:39,238 --> 00:45:40,239
Huh?
877
00:45:40,656 --> 00:45:42,241
(STAMMERING)
878
00:45:42,324 --> 00:45:46,328
It might not be good
unicorn-finding weather.
879
00:45:48,664 --> 00:45:52,334
Um... They're tricky
to find them.
880
00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:56,588
And I don't know.
Maybe...
881
00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:59,842
Maybe unicorns
882
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:03,303
don't really
883
00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:09,518
explore that part of the woods.
(CHUCKLES)
884
00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:12,146
(SNIFFLES)
885
00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:17,025
But the man said a maiden could
find one if she was pure in heart.
886
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,653
And I'm pure
in heart, right?
887
00:46:20,696 --> 00:46:22,072
The purest.
888
00:46:24,074 --> 00:46:25,742
(AGNES GRUNTS SOFTLY)
889
00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:30,038
Can we stop talking now?
I need to get to sleep.
890
00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,373
Good night, sweetie.
891
00:46:31,707 --> 00:46:33,083
Good night, Gru.
892
00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:36,545
(SINGING)
Unicorns, I love them
893
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,214
Unicorns, I love them
894
00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:42,217
Huh! (SCREAMS)
(THUDS)
895
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,220
I'm okay.
896
00:46:48,432 --> 00:46:50,893
(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
897
00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:55,689
Hey! Give
that back!
898
00:46:56,899 --> 00:46:57,900
(ALL YELLING)
899
00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:01,945
Oh, no! Run!
900
00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:03,405
(ALL PRISONERS SCREAM)
901
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,001
(MEN GROANING)
902
00:47:27,971 --> 00:47:30,766
We've been waiting
a long time. Can we...
903
00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:32,184
No!
(LAUGHING)
904
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,186
No, please!
(GASPS)
905
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,605
Gru?
906
00:47:37,773 --> 00:47:38,857
Uh-oh!
907
00:47:42,528 --> 00:47:43,904
(WHIMPERING)
908
00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:52,371
Ha!
909
00:47:55,332 --> 00:47:56,583
(SOBBING)
910
00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:01,463
911
00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:04,633
(LAUGHING)
912
00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:09,054
(GRUNTING)
913
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,310
Huh? (GASPS)
914
00:48:24,570 --> 00:48:25,988
(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)
915
00:48:26,154 --> 00:48:28,031
916
00:48:37,249 --> 00:48:40,836
(SINGING) Because
I'm training for the big day
917
00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,255
Nobody's gonna stop me
918
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:45,841
'Cause I am super sassy
919
00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,343
Super sassy, super sassy
920
00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:51,346
What's today's
plan, boss?
921
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,932
What's the plan?
(CHUCKLES) Silly robot.
922
00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:55,434
I'll show you
the plan!
923
00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:58,645
Time to watch a very special
episode of Evil Bratt
924
00:48:58,729 --> 00:49:02,065
to see exactly what I'm gonna
do to stupid Tinseltown.
925
00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:06,320
ANNOUNCER:
This week on Evil Bratt...
926
00:49:06,612 --> 00:49:07,613
(ALL SCREAMING)
927
00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:11,450
It's a giant
Evil Bratt robot!
928
00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:12,701
Open fire!
929
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:13,952
I have him
in my sights!
930
00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:21,001
Nice try, coppers!
Chew on this!
931
00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:24,171
(OFFICER SCREAMS)
932
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:25,964
He's shooting
his super sticky,
933
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:27,633
self-inflating gum!
934
00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,635
(GASPING) Run!
935
00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:32,638
Gum one, gum all!
936
00:49:32,721 --> 00:49:33,722
(CACKLING)
937
00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,516
(CHUCKLES)
"Gum one, gum all."
938
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,478
Seriously, how did this
show never win an Emmy?
939
00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:46,234
And now, it's your turn
to shine, my diamond!
940
00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,333
Hey, Clive. I guess you
could say our plan was
941
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,293
out of this world!
942
00:50:03,377 --> 00:50:05,420
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
943
00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:09,675
Now, that's
entertainment!
944
00:50:09,925 --> 00:50:12,135
Come on!
Let's make it a reality!
945
00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:19,434
Here we are, in the dark
and creepy Crooked Forest
946
00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:21,520
in search of
the mythical unicorn.
947
00:50:21,687 --> 00:50:23,105
For some reason.
948
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:26,483
And here she is!
The fearless unicorn hunter seeking...
949
00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:28,026
Edith, stop it!
950
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,445
You're gonna scare
away the unicorn.
951
00:50:30,529 --> 00:50:32,614
If, somehow,
we actually find a unicorn,
952
00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,741
I'm gonna film it
and get rich.
953
00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,159
(GASPS)
Look over there!
954
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,453
EDITH: Whoa!
955
00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,163
This is it!
956
00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:41,623
This is where we're
gonna see it.
957
00:50:42,332 --> 00:50:44,960
AGNES: Unicorns, here we come.
958
00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,627
What's that for?
959
00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:48,588
Bait! Duh.
960
00:50:48,672 --> 00:50:49,673
Come on!
(YELPS)
961
00:50:52,134 --> 00:50:54,177
Now, all we have
to do is wait.
962
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:01,393
Okay, this is Bratt's lair.
It may not look like much,
963
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:03,270
but this place is
armed with some of
964
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:05,230
the most high-tech
weaponry known to man.
965
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:06,982
It's considered
impenetrable.
966
00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:10,527
But a piece of cake
for us, right, brother?
967
00:51:10,819 --> 00:51:14,239
Yes. This is not
like stealing lollipops.
968
00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:17,325
Whoa!
969
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:24,124
His security system can detect an
air assault from any direction.
970
00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:29,171
(SCREAMING)
Ouch! No! Ouch!
971
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:31,506
Please, stop! Ouch!
972
00:51:31,882 --> 00:51:32,883
(MUFFLED COUGH)
973
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:36,511
So we'll have to approach low
and close to the water.
974
00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,847
Next. Ah...
975
00:51:39,431 --> 00:51:41,641
Then there are
these deadly spikes.
976
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,019
(CHUCKLING) Geronimo!
977
00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:48,356
GRU: Covered with enough
poison to blow your mind.
978
00:51:48,565 --> 00:51:49,566
Literally.
979
00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:51,067
Ouch!
(LAUGHS)
980
00:51:51,610 --> 00:51:52,861
Ah, good to know.
981
00:51:53,195 --> 00:51:56,698
So here's the plan.
You're the getaway driver.
982
00:51:56,990 --> 00:51:58,867
(GASPS) So you'll
wait in the boat...
983
00:51:59,075 --> 00:52:01,161
Wait, hold on!
Wait in the boat?
984
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,206
(SCOFFS) But I wanna be
in on the actions!
985
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:09,294
Dru, the getaway driver is the
most crucial part of any plan.
986
00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:11,797
Do you know how hard it is
987
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,007
doing nothing,
touching nothing
988
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:17,052
when all of that adrenaline
is coursing through your veins
989
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:18,720
and you must wait?
990
00:52:18,804 --> 00:52:20,180
Can I count on you?
991
00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:21,723
Yeah.
992
00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:23,558
Ah, I guess so.
993
00:52:23,767 --> 00:52:27,312
So, I'll climb up to
the cube and enter here.
994
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,898
Then once I'm inside,
find the diamond.
995
00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:34,027
I've underestimated Bratt before.
It's not going to be easy.
996
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:36,238
I think we can handle it.
997
00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:42,410
Dad's villain suits!
This will make us unstoppable!
998
00:52:42,911 --> 00:52:44,621
Whoa! Ay, chihuahua!
999
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,832
I call the black one.
1000
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:51,419
It's go time!
1001
00:52:59,386 --> 00:53:00,554
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1002
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,139
Hello.
1003
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:04,266
Oh, hi!
1004
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:07,602
Hello, mother of Margo.
I am Niko.
1005
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,771
I present you
with pig to confirm
1006
00:53:09,855 --> 00:53:12,691
my engagement to your daughter.
(SQUEALS)
1007
00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:15,735
(LAUGHING)
Hey, what now?
1008
00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:17,612
What's going on?
Uh, remember little boots?
1009
00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:21,032
Hello, my schmoopsie poo.
Whoa, hey!
1010
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:24,327
He seems to think you're engaged.
(CHUCKLES)
1011
00:53:24,411 --> 00:53:26,663
What? We're
not engaged.
1012
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:30,959
Look, Niko, you seem like a very
nice boy with a very nice pig.
1013
00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:33,420
Uh... But you're
not engaged.
1014
00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:36,256
Okay? It's not
happening.
1015
00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:38,341
I understand.
1016
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:40,385
Who was I kidding?
1017
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,388
A dumpling like me
with a goddess like you.
1018
00:53:44,014 --> 00:53:47,684
But I promise, I will
never forget you, Margo.
1019
00:53:48,435 --> 00:53:49,603
Never.
1020
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,815
Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't
forget you either.
1021
00:53:53,899 --> 00:53:55,400
Bye. Bye, Niko.
1022
00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:58,653
Wow! That was crazy.
(CHUCKLES) Whoa!
1023
00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:00,906
That was totally
humiliating.
1024
00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:03,992
Taking a bite of that cheese was the
stupidest thing I've ever done.
1025
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:05,493
Why did I listen
to you?
1026
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,495
Right. But it's over
now, so...
1027
00:54:07,579 --> 00:54:08,580
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
1028
00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:10,707
Oh! Here we go.
Niko... (GASPS)
1029
00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:15,003
You refuse my
son's engagement pig?
1030
00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,171
What?
1031
00:54:16,254 --> 00:54:18,840
May you and your
daughter die a slow death
1032
00:54:18,924 --> 00:54:20,425
and be buried
with onions.
1033
00:54:20,508 --> 00:54:21,509
(BOTH SPIT)
1034
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:23,011
(GASPS)
1035
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,596
All right, lady,
that's it!
1036
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:25,680
Nobody...
1037
00:54:25,847 --> 00:54:29,976
Nobody curses my daughter!
Ya got that?
1038
00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:33,438
Because if you mess with Margo,
you mess with me!
1039
00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:37,567
And I promise, you do
not wanna mess with me.
1040
00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:39,945
Do you understand me?
1041
00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:41,196
(MUFFLED)
Yes. Yes.
1042
00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:43,615
Good.
Now get!
1043
00:54:44,032 --> 00:54:45,825
(SPEAKING IN FREEDONIAN)
1044
00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,704
Look, Margo, I think
we just need to... Oh.
1045
00:54:50,372 --> 00:54:51,539
(LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1046
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:54,876
Yes!
1047
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,212
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
I have to tell Gru!
1048
00:55:01,883 --> 00:55:03,093
(DRU LAUGHING)
1049
00:55:12,936 --> 00:55:14,729
(YAWNING)
Can we go back now?
1050
00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:17,816
Already? Just
a couple more hours.
1051
00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:19,859
We have to be home
before it gets dark.
1052
00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:23,238
(SIGHS)
I don't understand.
1053
00:55:23,405 --> 00:55:25,573
I did exactly
what the man said.
1054
00:55:25,824 --> 00:55:28,952
You mean that one-eyed scar-faced
man that everybody laughed at?
1055
00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:31,371
Yeah, it makes
no sense.
1056
00:55:31,538 --> 00:55:32,747
Look, Agnes,
maybe we're not...
1057
00:55:32,831 --> 00:55:33,915
(TWIG SNAPS)
(GASPS)
1058
00:55:38,128 --> 00:55:39,421
(RUSTLING)
1059
00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:48,138
Ooh, my whole life has been
building to this moment.
1060
00:55:51,099 --> 00:55:52,100
(SCREAMS)
1061
00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:55,854
(GASPS)
Um... It's a...
1062
00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:57,647
Unicorn!
(GIGGLING)
1063
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:01,151
(BLEATING)
I can't believe it!
1064
00:56:02,027 --> 00:56:04,154
I'm gonna name
you Lucky!
1065
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:07,115
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, Lucky, stop it!
1066
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:11,953
Yeah, I'll let someone
else burst her bubble.
1067
00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:21,963
Look at us!
Two brothers pulling a heist!
1068
00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:24,841
And that diamond will
make us the richest,
1069
00:56:24,924 --> 00:56:27,552
most powerful
villains in the world!
1070
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:28,887
Right, brother?
1071
00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:32,974
Oh, right. Yep, yeah.
1072
00:56:35,393 --> 00:56:38,313
Bravo! Bravissimo!
1073
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,981
You're amazing!
I'm so sorry.
1074
00:56:40,065 --> 00:56:41,608
I'm so embarrassed.
I was very rude.
1075
00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:43,544
And you were always such a gentleman.
You did it!
1076
00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,820
You did it!
You got our jobs back!
1077
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:54,412
(CLEARS THROAT) What?
Oh, yeah, right. Sure.
1078
00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:55,955
Oh, look.
We're here!
1079
00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:05,840
I'm going in.
Take the wheel. (GROANS)
1080
00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:07,967
I still don't see why
I can't go with you.
1081
00:57:08,134 --> 00:57:09,677
Hey, hey!
We discussed this.
1082
00:57:09,761 --> 00:57:12,180
Now is not the time
to mess with the plan.
1083
00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:13,431
Fine.
1084
00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:26,986
Ha-ha!
1085
00:57:27,362 --> 00:57:28,822
(MUFFLED)
Hey, brother!
1086
00:57:28,905 --> 00:57:31,741
What? I told you, you are
supposed to stay with the boat!
1087
00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:34,911
Oh, I didn't think you
meant that literally.
1088
00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:36,913
What other way
could I have meant it?
1089
00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:40,458
(SIGHS) All right. Let's move.
Just follow my lead.
1090
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:42,877
Got it. (GRUNTS)
1091
00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:44,420
Whoa!
1092
00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:46,631
(GRUNTING) Help me!
1093
00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:48,133
Ow, ow, ow!
1094
00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:50,218
Oh, no! The poison spikes!
1095
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,011
I'm gonna be impaled!
1096
00:57:52,637 --> 00:57:53,638
(SCREAMS)
1097
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:56,599
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm okay.
1098
00:57:57,267 --> 00:57:59,352
(SIGHS) I miss the minions.
1099
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:00,520
Come on!
1100
00:58:02,355 --> 00:58:03,481
(GROANING)
1101
00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:06,484
(GASPS)
1102
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:07,902
Coming.
1103
00:58:08,069 --> 00:58:09,195
(GRUNTING)
1104
00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:13,533
(DRU PANTING)
1105
00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:15,076
Coming.
1106
00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:20,623
(STRAINING)
Come on.
1107
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,334
(SCREAMS)
1108
00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:24,502
(GASPING)
1109
00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:28,603
It's a scanning device.
(SCANNER TRILLING)
1110
00:58:28,715 --> 00:58:30,133
Quick!
Camouflage mode.
1111
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:32,510
(PANTING) Freeze!
And close your eyes!
1112
00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:34,512
And cover your mouth!
1113
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:35,930
(DRU SQUEALS)
1114
00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:40,768
(SIGHS)
1115
00:58:40,852 --> 00:58:42,228
Okay, take my hand.
1116
00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:44,105
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1117
00:58:51,112 --> 00:58:52,322
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
1118
00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:03,708
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
1119
00:59:05,877 --> 00:59:08,379
Ha-ha! Follow me.
1120
00:59:10,131 --> 00:59:11,132
(CHUCKLES)
1121
00:59:11,424 --> 00:59:12,425
(YELPS)
1122
00:59:15,887 --> 00:59:16,888
(GRUNTING)
1123
00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:21,351
(SCREAMING)
1124
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,606
GRU: Ha-ha!
1125
00:59:28,149 --> 00:59:29,484
(DRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1126
00:59:31,945 --> 00:59:33,571
DRU: Look out!
(YELLS)
1127
00:59:35,365 --> 00:59:36,532
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1128
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,995
Oh, you were right. I should
have stayed in the boat.
1129
00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:43,873
My stomach feels all queasy.
1130
00:59:43,957 --> 00:59:46,751
I shouldn't have
eaten that pot pie.
1131
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:47,919
(GROANS)
1132
00:59:48,336 --> 00:59:52,507
Hey, hey, relax.
You're gonna be just fine.
1133
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:53,841
I got your back.
1134
01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:02,100
Come on. This way.
1135
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,937
1136
01:00:06,688 --> 01:00:08,356
1137
01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:17,991
(GUARD SIGHS)
1138
01:00:18,533 --> 01:00:19,867
(MINIONS GRUNTING)
1139
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:39,137
Huh?
1140
01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:43,808
Hmm?
1141
01:00:47,854 --> 01:00:49,063
1142
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,193
1143
01:00:59,282 --> 01:01:00,616
1144
01:01:03,911 --> 01:01:05,163
(GRUNTING)
1145
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,335
1146
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,172
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
1147
01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:17,967
(CHUCKLES)
1148
01:01:22,138 --> 01:01:24,265
1149
01:01:30,897 --> 01:01:32,565
(MINION YELLING)
1150
01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:35,526
GRU: Looks like
it's right above us.
1151
01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:38,237
DRU: Okay, what do I do?
Should I wait in the vent?
1152
01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:39,781
GRU: No, come with me.
1153
01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:44,410
(DRU STRAINING)
1154
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:48,706
(SIGHS)
1155
01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:52,627
(GASPS)
1156
01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:54,629
(MUMBLES)
Dru, get off the bed!
1157
01:01:55,463 --> 01:01:57,632
Yes, I'd like to
thank the Academy...
1158
01:02:00,301 --> 01:02:01,636
I can help.
No, no, no.
1159
01:02:01,803 --> 01:02:03,238
What? I can do it.
Don't! Don't! Don't!
1160
01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:04,263
Why, yes.
1161
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,100
Yes, Molly Ringwald, I will take
you to the prom. (MUSIC PLAYING)
1162
01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:10,436
What? Who? Where? What?
Who's there? Who is there?
1163
01:02:10,603 --> 01:02:12,363
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(ALARM BEEPING)
1164
01:02:18,111 --> 01:02:20,780
(SINGING)
99 of red balloons
1165
01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:22,323
Whoops! Almost forgot!
1166
01:02:27,662 --> 01:02:28,663
(SIGHS)
1167
01:02:33,543 --> 01:02:35,503
GRU: (SHUSHES) Over here.
1168
01:02:37,338 --> 01:02:38,840
Stay close.
1169
01:02:40,675 --> 01:02:41,717
(GRU GASPS)
1170
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:42,802
What?
1171
01:02:43,261 --> 01:02:44,595
Dolls.
1172
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:46,597
Looks like Bratt
was the only one
1173
01:02:46,681 --> 01:02:48,599
stupid enough
to buy this junk.
1174
01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:51,519
Oh, I used to have
one of these!
1175
01:02:51,853 --> 01:02:53,187
(DRU IMITATES LASER FIRE)
1176
01:02:54,188 --> 01:02:55,398
(GROANING)
1177
01:02:56,983 --> 01:02:58,484
Ow!
Hey! Shh! Come on.
1178
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:09,120
All right.
We're getting close.
1179
01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:11,539
From now on,
every move must be made
1180
01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:13,875
with total
precision and purpose.
1181
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:15,835
(GIGGLING)
1182
01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:17,128
Gum!
1183
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:18,379
GRU: Focus!
1184
01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:21,591
We're after the diamond,
not the bubblegum.
1185
01:03:21,674 --> 01:03:22,884
Got it!
1186
01:03:25,303 --> 01:03:26,679
Mmm. Yum.
1187
01:03:28,473 --> 01:03:29,849
(WHISPERS) This way!
1188
01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:33,478
And now, to put this
where it belongs.
1189
01:03:33,561 --> 01:03:34,562
(BUBBLEGUM POPS)
1190
01:03:34,729 --> 01:03:35,730
What...
1191
01:03:35,897 --> 01:03:39,066
BALTHAZAR: Look at it, Clive.
It's beautiful!
1192
01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,363
(DRU GRUNTING)
1193
01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:47,450
Will you please shut up?
He's gonna spot us!
1194
01:03:47,742 --> 01:03:48,910
(GROANING)
1195
01:03:49,911 --> 01:03:53,414
(GASPS) Spit it out! Spit it out!
I told you not to touch anything!
1196
01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:54,916
(CHOKING)
1197
01:03:54,999 --> 01:03:56,125
(GRU GRUNTING)
1198
01:03:57,126 --> 01:03:59,670
Intruders!
Intruders! Intruders!
1199
01:04:02,256 --> 01:04:04,300
(BOTH GASP)
Freeze, dipsticks!
1200
01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:06,677
Gru? There's two
of you now?
1201
01:04:06,761 --> 01:04:09,514
Then this will be
twice as much fun. (LAUGHS)
1202
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,098
DRU: Gru.
1203
01:04:12,433 --> 01:04:13,518
(SCREAMS)
1204
01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:16,896
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
1205
01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,397
Give me back
my diamond!
1206
01:04:18,648 --> 01:04:19,941
Total lockdown!
(ALARM BLARING)
1207
01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,276
Oh!
Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!
1208
01:04:23,945 --> 01:04:25,112
(DOLLS CHATTERING)
1209
01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:30,034
(DRU YELLING)
1210
01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:33,246
They're gonna get us!
They're gonna get us!
1211
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:37,208
(BOTH YELLING)
Run!
1212
01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:39,835
(GRU YELLS)
1213
01:04:42,588 --> 01:04:43,714
(WHIMPERING)
1214
01:04:44,090 --> 01:04:45,132
(SCREAMING)
1215
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,176
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1216
01:04:48,177 --> 01:04:49,178
Oh, no!
1217
01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,097
What does that mean?
(DEVICE BEEPING)
1218
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:53,683
Are we gonna die?
Are we gonna die?
1219
01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:55,768
We're gonna die! (SCREAMS)
Dru!
1220
01:04:57,812 --> 01:04:58,980
(DRU SCREAMING)
1221
01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:06,487
(GRUNTING) What?
1222
01:05:07,238 --> 01:05:09,156
Hey, guys. Hold on!
1223
01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:10,950
Lucy!
1224
01:05:11,993 --> 01:05:13,035
(DRU SCREAMING)
1225
01:05:16,455 --> 01:05:17,707
(DRU GASPING)
1226
01:05:17,999 --> 01:05:20,793
Thank you for saving us.
Whoo!
1227
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,170
Look! We got the diamond
and we're going to...
1228
01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:26,507
Take it to the AVL
and get our jobs back.
1229
01:05:26,674 --> 01:05:27,842
(CHUCKLES)
Wait!
1230
01:05:28,009 --> 01:05:29,635
What? Oh,
that's amazing!
1231
01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:31,721
And the best part is,
you'll never...
1232
01:05:31,846 --> 01:05:33,806
(GROANS) ...ever go behind
my back...
1233
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:37,268
(LAUGHS, GROANING) ...ever again,
right, honey bear?
1234
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,562
Yeah! Yeah, right.
(SIGHS)
1235
01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:41,105
Lesson learned.
1236
01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:55,933
I'll get the girls
and start packing.
1237
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,075
And tell them
the good news!
1238
01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:59,124
(SINGSONG) Ah! We're getting
our jobs back. Yeah!
1239
01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:01,375
Yes! Yes!
Go tell the girls.
1240
01:06:02,335 --> 01:06:03,336
Dru...
1241
01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:06,631
No! No way! We can't
give the diamond back!
1242
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:07,965
I have to.
1243
01:06:08,049 --> 01:06:10,092
No, you don't!
Yes, I do.
1244
01:06:10,176 --> 01:06:11,594
Give it!
(STRAINS) No!
1245
01:06:11,844 --> 01:06:13,054
Give it! (GRUNTS)
Ow!
1246
01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:14,639
What is wrong with you?
1247
01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:15,848
What is wrong with you?
1248
01:06:16,057 --> 01:06:17,099
You kicked me!
1249
01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:18,351
You... You lied to me!
1250
01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,269
Hey, I would have
told you the truth.
1251
01:06:20,353 --> 01:06:23,147
But you're too much
of a wimp to handle it.
1252
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,523
That's it.
I'm out of here.
1253
01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:27,735
You have no right to take that.
We stole it together.
1254
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,654
Together?
(LAUGHS)
1255
01:06:29,737 --> 01:06:31,072
You got to be
kidding me.
1256
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:33,366
You did nothing but screw up
the whole time.
1257
01:06:33,449 --> 01:06:34,700
I got this in spite of you.
1258
01:06:35,076 --> 01:06:38,871
Oh, yeah? At least I didn't
get fired from my job
1259
01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,414
like a total loser.
1260
01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:42,249
At least I had a job.
1261
01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:44,335
What have you accomplished
that was so great?
1262
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:47,046
I'll tell you what. Nothing!
1263
01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:50,591
No wonder Dad thought
you were such a failure.
1264
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:51,801
(GASPS)
1265
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:55,012
We are no
longer brothers.
1266
01:06:55,096 --> 01:06:56,889
That's fine with me.
1267
01:06:59,225 --> 01:07:00,434
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
1268
01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,316
1269
01:07:13,406 --> 01:07:15,116
(ALL SINGING IN MINIONESE)
1270
01:07:22,498 --> 01:07:24,458
(ALL SINGING UPBEAT TUNE
IN MINIONESE)
1271
01:07:33,509 --> 01:07:34,802
(MINIONS LAUGHING)
1272
01:07:37,847 --> 01:07:39,306
(GROWLING)
(AGNES LAUGHING)
1273
01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:42,518
Gru! I found
a unicorn!
1274
01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,103
(SCATTING)
1275
01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:46,522
My life is complete!
1276
01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:49,066
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1277
01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:51,026
Honey, that's...
1278
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,738
That's not actually
a unicorn.
1279
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,281
Huh?
1280
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:59,452
But, but, he has one horn.
(SNIFFS)
1281
01:07:59,827 --> 01:08:02,663
I'm...
I'm sorry, sweetie...
1282
01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:05,166
but he's just a goat.
(GOAT BLEATS)
1283
01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:08,711
Life is just
like that sometimes.
1284
01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:12,715
We're hoping for a unicorn,
and we get a goat.
1285
01:08:12,965 --> 01:08:13,966
(GOAT BLEATS)
1286
01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:17,303
Well, you know what?
1287
01:08:17,470 --> 01:08:21,432
Lucky is the best goat
in the whole wide world!
1288
01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:25,144
Look at that face!
I just want to squeeze it.
1289
01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:26,353
AGNES: Mmm!
1290
01:08:27,438 --> 01:08:30,107
Whoo-hoo!
(SCATTING) Whoo!
1291
01:08:30,191 --> 01:08:31,776
I'll take this.
1292
01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:34,695
You've been
a bad boy, Gru.
1293
01:08:35,029 --> 01:08:36,509
Can you get the rest
of the suitcases?
1294
01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:38,657
Come on, girls.
Let's go!
1295
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:42,369
(SINGING)
Let's get physical, physical
1296
01:08:44,163 --> 01:08:46,123
(CONTINUES SINGING
INDISTINCTLY)
1297
01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:51,420
Change of plans, girls.
1298
01:08:51,504 --> 01:08:53,839
(STRAINING)
Instead of going home...
1299
01:08:54,006 --> 01:08:56,008
Eyebrows! Ow! (GRUNTS)
1300
01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:58,636
We're going to Hollywood!
1301
01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:00,387
(LAUGHING)
(ALL GASP)
1302
01:09:00,679 --> 01:09:03,098
Now, that's what
I call acting.
1303
01:09:03,349 --> 01:09:06,769
(CHUCKLING) Let's go, Clive!
We've got a giant robot waiting!
1304
01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:07,853
(CLIVE LAUGHS)
1305
01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:09,855
(BANGING)
1306
01:09:10,523 --> 01:09:11,565
Huh?
(BANGING CONTINUES)
1307
01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,527
(GASPS) Lucy?
1308
01:09:14,652 --> 01:09:16,362
(MUFFLED YELLING)
But...
1309
01:09:16,445 --> 01:09:17,780
Bratt! He took the girls!
1310
01:09:18,072 --> 01:09:19,990
What? No!
1311
01:09:22,952 --> 01:09:24,495
Dru! Dru!
1312
01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:27,373
Go away!
I don't wanna talk to you.
1313
01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,583
Bratt has the girls!
1314
01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:31,460
(GASPS)
1315
01:09:36,465 --> 01:09:39,343
Listen, brother.
(SIGHS) About what I said...
1316
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,761
No, I'm the one...
1317
01:09:40,928 --> 01:09:42,263
But I shouldn't have...
1318
01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:44,098
I'm... I'm sorry.
1319
01:09:44,515 --> 01:09:45,516
(SIGHS)
1320
01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,768
I'm so sorry, Gru.
1321
01:09:48,269 --> 01:09:49,270
Aw!
1322
01:09:50,521 --> 01:09:51,772
Ooh, look out!
1323
01:09:51,981 --> 01:09:52,982
GRU: What is that?
1324
01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:54,400
(SNORING)
(GASPS)
1325
01:09:54,483 --> 01:09:55,526
1326
01:09:56,318 --> 01:09:57,361
(ALL SCREAMING)
1327
01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:59,780
(ALL YELLING)
1328
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,783
Mel?
1329
01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:04,618
(GASPS) Gru?
1330
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,080
(SPEAKING MINIONESE
AND STRAINING)
1331
01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:11,584
1332
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:18,716
(PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)
1333
01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:33,814
(ALL SCREAMING)
1334
01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:36,442
1335
01:10:37,318 --> 01:10:38,569
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1336
01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:42,031
Hello, Hollywood!
1337
01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:44,909
(ON SPEAKER)
I'm back and bigger than ever.
1338
01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,702
(AGNES SCREAMING)
1339
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,537
I'm scared!
1340
01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:51,123
Thank you.
Thank you so... Oh!
1341
01:10:51,665 --> 01:10:52,958
(ALL SCREAMING)
1342
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:56,253
CELEBRITY: No! No!
1343
01:10:56,587 --> 01:10:58,339
No, you can't
leave me here!
1344
01:10:58,505 --> 01:10:59,757
I'm famous!
1345
01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:02,718
(LAUGHS) Clive,
arm the canons.
1346
01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:07,681
Chew on this!
1347
01:11:09,850 --> 01:11:11,018
(SCREAMING)
1348
01:11:11,727 --> 01:11:13,145
1349
01:11:14,647 --> 01:11:15,856
(ALL SCREAMING)
1350
01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:19,860
(WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS)
1351
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:24,531
(SCREAMS)
1352
01:11:24,949 --> 01:11:27,201
Hey, mullet head!
Let us out!
1353
01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:32,665
Oh, don't worry, girls.
I've prepared a front row seat for you.
1354
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,709
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)
1355
01:11:38,837 --> 01:11:39,880
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)
1356
01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:50,057
(AGNES SCREAMS)
MARGO: Agnes!
1357
01:11:52,226 --> 01:11:55,562
BALTHAZAR: Once again,
I win and Gru loses!
1358
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:57,564
Enjoy the show, girls.
1359
01:11:58,065 --> 01:11:59,066
(ALL GASP)
1360
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,740
What in the heck?
Oh!
1361
01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:08,951
I hope the girls
are okay.
1362
01:12:09,118 --> 01:12:12,246
Bratt! Bratt at nine o'clock...
No! Three o'clock!
1363
01:12:12,413 --> 01:12:13,580
He's on the left!
1364
01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:18,252
(GASPS) No!
I've seen this episode!
1365
01:12:18,419 --> 01:12:21,422
He's going to bubblegum the whole
city and send it up into space!
1366
01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:23,465
(GASPS) Hurry!
(DRU GASPS)
1367
01:12:33,809 --> 01:12:36,103
This is it! This is it!
1368
01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:38,480
Lights! Camera!
1369
01:12:38,564 --> 01:12:39,606
Laser!
1370
01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:47,990
(ALL SCREAMING)
1371
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,493
Yeah!
1372
01:12:52,286 --> 01:12:53,454
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
1373
01:12:57,624 --> 01:12:58,625
LUCY: (GASPS) Look!
1374
01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:01,045
I've got the girls.
You two, go take care of Bratt.
1375
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:02,963
GRU: Wait! What are
you doing?
1376
01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:05,799
(GRUNTING)
1377
01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:10,721
Look, you guys,
it's Lucy!
1378
01:13:10,804 --> 01:13:12,973
Lucy, over here!
Help! Help us!
1379
01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:14,683
Mama's comin', girls.
1380
01:13:14,850 --> 01:13:16,643
EDITH: Lucy! Lucy!
MARGO: We're up here!
1381
01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:18,812
BALTHAZAR:
Look at that laser go.
1382
01:13:19,063 --> 01:13:21,190
I love it when
a plan comes together.
1383
01:13:21,315 --> 01:13:23,525
CLIVE: (SCREAMS) It's Gru!
(ALARM BEEPING)
1384
01:13:25,027 --> 01:13:26,111
(GRU LAUGHS)
1385
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,446
Get ready, Bratt.
1386
01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:30,324
You're about to be
blasted back to the '80s!
1387
01:13:37,164 --> 01:13:38,665
(GRU LAUGHS)
DRU: Whoo-hoo!
1388
01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,797
(LAUGHS)
We got him!
1389
01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:47,841
(MACHINE CREAKING)
1390
01:13:50,010 --> 01:13:51,595
(BALTHAZAR YELLING)
1391
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:55,099
Oh, no!
Don't worry.
1392
01:13:55,182 --> 01:13:56,850
There's more
where that came from.
1393
01:13:57,059 --> 01:13:59,770
It'll take more
than that to stop me.
1394
01:13:59,895 --> 01:14:02,397
Bratt Pack, go get that barf bag.
(CLIVE LAUGHS)
1395
01:14:05,234 --> 01:14:06,568
(DOLLS CHATTERING)
1396
01:14:10,531 --> 01:14:12,032
Oh, incoming!
1397
01:14:14,034 --> 01:14:15,035
(GRUNTING IN PAIN)
1398
01:14:15,244 --> 01:14:16,245
You little...
1399
01:14:16,537 --> 01:14:18,956
(GRUNTING) Get away!
Get out of there!
1400
01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:25,045
Quick, jump!
1401
01:14:25,379 --> 01:14:26,380
(BOTH YELL)
1402
01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:29,133
Bonus!
1403
01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:31,969
Did you see that,
Clive? All gone. (CLIVE BEEPS)
1404
01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:33,637
Buh-bye,
Wonder Twins.
1405
01:14:33,804 --> 01:14:35,430
(SCREAMING)
1406
01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:38,809
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
1407
01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:41,895
(SCREAMING)
1408
01:14:46,233 --> 01:14:48,485
(STRAINING AND GROANING)
1409
01:14:48,569 --> 01:14:49,570
(GRUNTING)
1410
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:54,700
(GASPING AND
SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1411
01:15:02,374 --> 01:15:03,750
AGNES: Help!
(ALL SCREAM)
1412
01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:05,919
Hang on!
1413
01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:08,505
(GRUNTING)
1414
01:15:12,426 --> 01:15:13,510
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
1415
01:15:13,594 --> 01:15:15,971
Hang on, girls!
I've got you!
1416
01:15:16,180 --> 01:15:19,516
I can't! I'm slipping!
(STRAINING)
1417
01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:21,435
(ALL SCREAMING)
No!
1418
01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,979
(ALL SCREAMING)
Got ya!
1419
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,108
Thank you, Lucy!
1420
01:15:28,275 --> 01:15:30,694
Let's go!
We're not safe yet.
1421
01:15:33,822 --> 01:15:35,449
Minions! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1422
01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:41,872
(ALL CHEERING)
1423
01:15:43,749 --> 01:15:45,834
(ALL YELLING)
1424
01:15:50,130 --> 01:15:51,131
(GRUNTING)
1425
01:15:53,926 --> 01:15:55,344
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1426
01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:58,388
(DEVICE BEEPS)
1427
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,520
BALTHAZAR: (CHUCKLES)
Look at what we have here.
1428
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:05,771
Sorry, Gru. This is going to
be a total burn! (LAUGHS)
1429
01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:13,654
Oh, no! No, no, no!
1430
01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,994
1431
01:16:21,245 --> 01:16:22,371
(LAUGHING)
1432
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:25,749
(GRUNTING)
1433
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:32,506
Nobody messes
with my brother!
1434
01:16:36,009 --> 01:16:37,010
(SCREAMS)
1435
01:16:37,219 --> 01:16:38,428
(SCREAMS)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1436
01:16:39,638 --> 01:16:40,847
(ROBOT POWERING DOWN)
1437
01:16:44,101 --> 01:16:46,061
What? What's happening? No!
1438
01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:47,980
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1439
01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:49,648
(STRAINING)
1440
01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:00,075
Dru!
1441
01:17:01,535 --> 01:17:02,911
Hold on! I'm coming.
1442
01:17:04,204 --> 01:17:05,205
(GASPS)
1443
01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:06,623
(PANTING)
1444
01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:10,127
You've ruined
everything!
1445
01:17:10,294 --> 01:17:12,462
And now,
it's time to die.
1446
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:14,840
Any last words, Gru?
1447
01:17:15,716 --> 01:17:17,175
You know what?
1448
01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:19,469
I got two words for you.
1449
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,555
Dance fight.
1450
01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:26,143
Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong.
1451
01:17:26,893 --> 01:17:29,396
I am going to enjoy this.
1452
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,273
1453
01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:36,611
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1454
01:17:40,741 --> 01:17:41,742
(YELLS)
1455
01:17:45,996 --> 01:17:46,997
(LAUGHS)
1456
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,081
(YELLS)
1457
01:17:48,623 --> 01:17:49,624
(GASPS) Enough!
1458
01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:51,918
(GRUNTS)
My turn!
1459
01:17:52,586 --> 01:17:54,129
(GRUNTING)
1460
01:18:02,179 --> 01:18:03,597
(GASPS)
1461
01:18:09,519 --> 01:18:10,520
(LAUGHS)
1462
01:18:12,064 --> 01:18:13,315
Uh-oh.
1463
01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:15,442
(GRUNTS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
1464
01:18:15,609 --> 01:18:16,735
(GROANS AND GASPS)
1465
01:18:16,902 --> 01:18:18,779
Game over! (LAUGHING)
1466
01:18:21,031 --> 01:18:23,742
Is this what
you're looking for?
1467
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,160
No!
1468
01:18:25,619 --> 01:18:27,287
(PLAYING MUSIC)
(BALTHAZAR GROANING)
1469
01:18:30,290 --> 01:18:31,458
(SCREAMING)
1470
01:18:34,127 --> 01:18:35,128
(GROANING)
1471
01:18:35,212 --> 01:18:37,047
No!
1472
01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:43,470
Curse you, Gru!
(GROANS)
1473
01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:45,222
Curse you!
1474
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:46,932
1475
01:18:50,644 --> 01:18:51,645
(LAUGHS)
1476
01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:56,316
Dru? Dru?
1477
01:18:57,984 --> 01:18:59,486
(GRUNTING)
1478
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,905
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
1479
01:19:02,114 --> 01:19:03,490
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1480
01:19:04,366 --> 01:19:06,326
Hey! We did it!
1481
01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:08,829
Yes, we did, brother.
1482
01:19:09,454 --> 01:19:10,534
LUCY: Gru!
EDITH: Uncle Dru!
1483
01:19:11,081 --> 01:19:12,582
MARGO: Gru!
Girls!
1484
01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:14,042
(ALL LAUGHING)
1485
01:19:15,836 --> 01:19:16,878
(BUBBLEGUM POPS)
(ALL GASP)
1486
01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:18,380
(MINIONS CLAMORING)
1487
01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:21,258
(MINION SCREAMS)
1488
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:23,093
(MINIONS SCREAMING)
1489
01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:27,222
Gru!
1490
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:29,558
Hey, Mel. Welcome back.
1491
01:19:29,850 --> 01:19:31,226
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1492
01:19:33,979 --> 01:19:35,689
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1493
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:01,047
Mmm.
1494
01:20:02,883 --> 01:20:04,301
Love you, Mom.
1495
01:20:09,139 --> 01:20:10,474
I'm a mom. (GASPS)
1496
01:20:10,557 --> 01:20:13,018
I'm a mom!
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
1497
01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:16,980
(ALL CHATTERING)
1498
01:20:18,273 --> 01:20:19,399
(ALL LAUGHING)
1499
01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,654
(LAUGHS)
(SPITS)
1500
01:20:24,738 --> 01:20:26,364
1501
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:30,494
Boys, time for bed!
1502
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:32,245
We're back at work
in the morning.
1503
01:20:32,913 --> 01:20:34,372
(ALL YELLING)
I'm coming, sweetie.
1504
01:20:34,456 --> 01:20:35,832
Good night, Lucy.
1505
01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:37,626
See you tomorrow,
brother.
1506
01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,336
Hey, I'm back on the job.
1507
01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:41,922
So no villainy tonight,
huh? Got it?
1508
01:20:42,297 --> 01:20:45,300
I make no promises.
Love you!
1509
01:20:45,592 --> 01:20:47,594
Uh-huh. Right.
1510
01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:48,762
(MUMBLES)
I love you, too.
1511
01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:50,597
ALL: Aw!
1512
01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:54,768
"Aw!" All right, every...
Go! Go! Go to bed!
1513
01:20:56,269 --> 01:20:57,270
(DOOR CLOSES)
1514
01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:01,691
(WHISPERS)
Hey! Guys! Come on!
1515
01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:03,443
(ALL LAUGHING)
1516
01:21:19,251 --> 01:21:20,544
GRU: What...
What is happening?
1517
01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:22,170
LUCY: It's coming
from outside!
1518
01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:24,631
(LUCY GASPS)
1519
01:21:24,714 --> 01:21:28,134
Hey! I thought we
said no more villainy!
1520
01:21:28,301 --> 01:21:29,386
Sorry, brother!
1521
01:21:29,469 --> 01:21:33,390
Somebody's gotta keep the
family tradition alive, right?
1522
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:34,891
(ALL CHEERING)
1523
01:21:42,315 --> 01:21:43,441
(LAUGHS)
1524
01:21:43,525 --> 01:21:45,569
Let's get him.
Ugh.
1525
01:21:45,652 --> 01:21:47,946
Honey,
he's my brother.
1526
01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:49,990
We'll give him a
five-minute head start.
1527
01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:51,408
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
1528
01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:53,994
(LAUGHING)
1528
01:21:54,305 --> 01:22:00,483
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