Za sreću su potrebni samo dobro zdravlje i slabo pamćenje.

– Ernest Hemingway

Onaj tko izliječi bolest je vješt lječnik, ali onaj tko je spriječi je najbolji.

Liječnik liječi, priroda ozdravljuje. (latinska)

Dok nam liječnik nešto zabranjuje, sve je u redu. Ozbiljno postaje kad nam
odjednom sve dopusti. – Robert Lembke

Tko ne želi ništa mijenjati, izgubit će i ono što želi sačuvati. – Gustav
Heidemann

Tko želi ostati snažan, zdrav i mlad te si produljiti život, neka bude umjeren u
svemu. Neka diše svjež zrak, neka njeguje i čuva hladnu glavu i tople noge. a
bolesti neka si liječi postom, a ne lijekovima. – Hipokrat

Ako je jedan način od drugoga bolji, onda budi siguran da je to prirodan način. –
Aristotel

Budite pažljivi kad čitate knjige o zdravlju. Možete umrijeti zbog tiskarske
greške. – Mark Twain

Zelena boja je osnovna boja svijeta i iz nje se rađa sva njegova ljepota.
– Pedro Calderon de la Barca .

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research.

- Albert Einstein

Sure, gravity makes everything sag as you get older, but it also keeps your
dinner from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it.
- Greg Tamblyn

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that

you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

― Terry Pratchett

“Nothing happens until something moves.”

― Albert Einstein

The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. - Jay
McInerne
“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
― Woody Allen

“The Force will be with you. Always.” — Obi-Wan Kenobi

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” — Darth Vader

“Never tell me the odds!” — Han Solo

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” — Yoda

“No. I am your father.” — Darth Vader

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to
hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.” — Yoda

“Chewie, we’re home.” — Han Solo

A PHOTON CHECKS INTO A HOTEL AND IS ASKED IF HE NEEDS ANY HELP WITH HIS
LUGGAGE. HE SAYS, "NO, I'M TRAVELING LIGHT."

WHAT DID GREGOR MENDEL SAY WHEN HE FOUNDED GENETICS? A: WOOPEA!

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE RECYCLING TRIPLETS? THEIR NAMES ARE
POLLY, ETHEL, AND IAN.

THE NAME'S BOND. IONIC BOND. TAKEN, NOT SHARED.

Famous last words from chemists:

1) “And now the taste test…”
2) “And now shake it a bit…”
3) “In which glass was my mineral water?”
4) “This is a completely safe experimental setup.”

5) “Now you can take the protection window away…”