I’m sure that if you wanted to have a fast action fight, you could find a place to train

for it. But what if you didn’t want it to be fast? Where can you learn to have a slow-
mo fight? Well, nowhere but I.C.A.!

First, you have to put a snarl on your face! Move one arm back by your
shoulder and the other almost fully extended. Slowly, move your arm by your
shoulder forward and the other one backwards. Keep your eyes trained on your
advancing arm, not the enemy - they can’t attack quickly, it’s against the rules.
If you do get punched in the face (it will happen, and it will be slow), go back
slowly before thrusting your fist slowly into their chin. Now, this is civilized war, not
fighting, so if someone gets hurt (like they skin their knee or elbow), the game
pauses and you can call an ambulance to take them away.
All impacts must be overreacted, and you must get furious at them. Slow-mo
fights are basically freestyle, and you can do practically anything so long as it’s
slow. Spectators are welcome, and you can decided whether or not they should also
act in slow-mo.
This is a fun way to pass a boring recess, or basically anything. It’s easy to
learn and their isn’t too many rules. You can express yourself through slow punches!
If you’ve successfully gotten this far without falling asleep, you’ve earned a
A.T.B.I.C.L.D.T.T.C.!