A happy family is traveling on their car, they are going to the beach.

Mom: Hey, i´m really tired, why don´t we stop on a little supermarket, i´m hungry too.

Dad: Okay, let’s go, but just 10 minutes, I want to get to the beach fast.

The rest of the people: Yes! Let’s go!

They stop in the supermarket and everybody leaves the car.

Suddenly, two thieves enter with their faces covered by ski masks and take out their guns.

Thief 1: Nobody move! This is an assault!

Everyone in the business is surprised and paralyzed.

Thief 2 (to the cashier): Quick! Take out all the cash and put it in this bag. (He puts a canvas
bag on the counter).

Cashier: Please gentlemen, calm down. Do not do anything to us

Thief: Didn’t you hear? Put all the money or you will find out!

Old lady: Excuse me, but I went first at the counter.

Thief 2: Hey, lady! Do you not see that this is an assault?

Old woman (annoyed): I do not care! First the man charges me and then you rob him,
shameless! (He hits her with his cane).

Thief 2: Listen to me, crazy woman!

A small child approaches the first thief and pulls his pants.

Child: Hey, sir, since you're going to steal everything, can you buy me a candy? It's just that my
mom does not want to!

Mom: Oh no! I already told you that you can not eat sweets!

Thief 2: Silence everyone! Let us steal quietly!

The child insistently pulls on his pants.

Child: Please! Buy me a candy! (cries)

Old woman: Shameless guys, stealing an old woman's place! (Continues to hit the other thief).

Thief 2: Hey, hey! Leave me alone!

Thief 1: Enough! Let's see, (redirected to the cashier), give me a candy for this child so he can
shut up!

Child: Yes!

Mom: No, he cannot eat candy!

Thief 1: Hey, lady! If you cannot control your brat do not mess it up.

Mom: Unfortunate!
Old woman: These thieves of today have no education!

Thief 2: Hey, I told you that stealing this mini-supermarket was not such a good idea.

Thief 1: You shut up and get ready to escape! (He gives a bump).

The cashier takes a candy and hands it to him.

Cashier: It's 2.50 dollars.

Thief: What? Can’t you see I'm stealing you, piece of animal?

Cashier: Yes, sir. But this is apart from the assault.

The thief takes money out of his pocket. Then he gives the candy to the child.

Thief 1: Let's see if you finally shut up.

Child: How delicious! Hahaha.

Mom: I warn you that candy makes him very hyperactive.

A teenager appears on the scene, carrying a bottle hidden under his clothes. Try to leave
without being seen but the cashier discovers it.

Cashier: Where are you going, boy?!

Teenager: Oh ... this, do not notice me. I'm going out.

Cashier: Yes, no, alcohol is not sold to minors here! Give me that you're hiding there!

The boy starts screaming and running around, while the cashier comes out to fight the
teenager, trying to snatch the bottle.

Thief 2: You know what? We should go to another place, everyone here is crazy!

The thieves leave terrified leaving a disaster behind them, with the mother scolding her son,
the old woman complaining and the other two fighting.