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He who controls The CIA now Dear Sir or Madam, In Rome, there are
__________ interrogates We regret to inform whisperings that
controls the enemy agents by you that the Office the Vatican has a
repeatedly of __________ has secret room
world.
subjecting them to denied your request devoted to
for __________.
__________. _______.
PICK 2

Science will When all else I learned the hard In its new tourism
never explain the fails, I can always way that you campaign, Detroit
origin of masturbate to can't cheer up a proudly proclaims
_________. __________. grieving friend that it has finally
with ________. eliminated
_______.

An international The socialist In his new self- What's the gift

tribunal has governments of produced album, that keeps on
found _________ Scandinavia have Kanye West raps giving?
declared that access
guilty of over the sounds
to ______ is a basic
__________. human right. of _________.

PICK 2

This season on Man When I pooped, In the distant In a pinch,

vs. Wild, Bear Grylls what came out of future, historians ______________
must survive in the will agree that
my butt? can be a suitable
depths of the
_________ marked substitute for
Amazon with only his
the beginning of _____________.
______ and his wits.
America's decline.

What has been Michael Bay's And I would have What brought the
making life new three-hour gotten away with orgy to a
difficult at the action epic pits it, too, if it hadn't grinding halt?
nudist colony? _________ been for
against ________. ___________!

PICK 2
A big black dick. A beached whale. A bloody pacifier. A crappy little
hand.

A low standard of A nuanced Panty raids. A passionate

living. critique. Latino lover.

A rival dojo. A web of lies. A woman Clams.

scorned.

Apologizing. Appreciative Neil Patrick Beating your

snapping. Harris. wives.

Being a dinosaur. Shaft. Bosnian chicken Nubile slave

farmers. boys.
Carnies. Coughing into a Suicidal Dancing with a
vagina. thoughts. broom.

Deflowering a Dorito breath. Eating an albino. Enormous

princess. Scandinavian
women.

Fabricating Finding a Gandalf. Genetically

statistics. skeleton. engineered
super-soldiers.

George Getting abducted Getting in her Gladiatorial

Clooney's musk. by Peter Pan. pants, politely. combat.

Good grammar. Hipsters. Historical Insatiable blood

revisionism. lust.
Jafar. Jean-Claude Van Just the tip. Mad hacky-sack
Damme. skills.

Leveling up. Literally eating Making the Media coverage.

shit. penises kiss.

Medieval Times Moral ambiguity. My machete. One thousand

Dinner & Slim Jims.
Tournament.

Ominous Overpowering Pistol-whipping a Quiche.

background your father. hostage.
music.

Quivering jowls. Revenge fucking. Ripping into a Ryan Gosling

man's chest and riding in on a
pulling out his white horse.
still-beating
heart.
Santa Claus. Scrotum tickling. Sexual Sexy Siamese
humiliation. twins.

Slow motion. Space muffins. Statistically Sudden Poop

validated Explosion
stereotypes. Disease.

The boners of the The economy. The Fanta girls. The Gulags.
elderly.

The harsh day of The hiccups. The shambling The four arms of
light. corpse of Larry Vishnu.
King.

Being a busy Tripping balls. Words, words, Zeus's sexual

adult with many words. appetites.
important things
to do.