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Drunk Enough To Say I Love You?
Drunk Enough To Say I Love You?
Drunk Enough To Say I Love You?
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TCG books a-re exclusively distributed to the book trade by Consortium Sam was always called Sam, because of lJncle Sam'
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I gave the other character the nameJack, thinking of it as
Cover design by Usa Govan just a name, but some people understandably thought it
referred to Union Jack, and that Jack was Britain in the
same way that Sam was Arnerica. But I always meant that
First TCG Edition, March 2008
GUY I
SAM if you want
GIIY of course I
GIJY so no I can't possibly
SAM of course not
GUY no Z.
SAM glad you carne over and said hi because GtY music, I can't get enough of
when you reminded me it all came back
though to be honest I'd forgotten till you SAM country or
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SAM sure you'll figure it out, I don't need to GUy size of it all, there's so many di{ferent
GUY you?
go where did you say SAM sea to shining
SAM anywhere you wouldn't? : GIII freedom to
SAM things you won't do? i GUY or even just go to the movies and eat
. i pOpCOrn
SAM elections
SAM because democracy SAM and syndicate the articles all over the
world
GUY help the right side to
gone south' so the people think , SeU wirh the hammer and sickle stamped on
:I eir foreheads
GUy christians because of the French
SAM literally believe literallyJesus christ has GUY little kids
GUY and they vote the way you want, that is so - GUY {ighting to keep the Russians off their land
ecause peasants
SAM because you have to appeal to their
deepest SAM while the workers
GUY two sugars SAM puts them in the wrong plus it's their
Vietnam so now get on with training the
SAM invading Grenada to get rid of the
mujahadeen which is freedom fighters to
government because
GLiY whooo
SAM Chemical School
SAM kind of want to help Pol Pot because SAM results in and we won in
GUY killing fields guy? GUY yay
SAM against Vietnam but no we can't be seen SAM and we've got our man in Afghanistan
to directly support someone who
GUY CIA guy?
GUY so why don't we help China help him
SAM Georgia check
SAM knew I was right to bring you
GUY Uzbekistan? because theY boil
GUY because no one can blame us for what the
SAM not so good in Bolivia
Chinese
GI.ry guy in the sweater?
SAM and all costs mone/
SAM and Saddam's let us down, he's no longer
GI-IY so much aid
a good guy so
SAM and two hundred and fifty million dollars
GUY because sometimes propaganda isn't
to the Phillipines alone to train fifty
enough to
thousand soldiers
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rlr r r _ ,, GIIY Indonesia the embassy's giving lists to
oon.t want you to worry because I don,t their army which are a big help in who
regret they should
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SAM and of course Israel where we d.on,t GUY hundred and seventy-seven million pounds
actually ourselves of
GUY more than on Germany andJapan in the SAM again Iraq Iraq again
whole GUY very few casualties
,
sAM white phosphorous
sAM not publishing pictures
GUY statistics here on civilian injuries,lower i a,- and certainly not of the civilians in
extremities 6004, soft tissue 39ol0, fractures
Afghanistan 1here,s a paper in Florida
GUY Haiti
and the rice industry collapses in ;j GIIY point one percent of our
SAM because our economy is the priority here , SAM billions of dollarr; for christsake
GUY costing poor countries two billion dollars u i GUY just trying to see
SAM maybe you should go back to bed and try GIIY but also we are against
again
SAM totally
GUY no I'll be
GUY like in Peru
SAM you better be
SAM supporting the dictator because he's
GUY ok. fighting drugs
SAM something to make you feel better GIJY though I see here the CIA payroll
GUY don't really SAM because the main priority is suppressing
SAM good? the guerrillas
Gtry the Chemical School in Alabama GUY orange groves, car Parks
SAM teach our allies and share SAM so don't let Israel
SAM stop at nothing fl"yrng explosions, whole SAM fucking Afghanis turned against us after all
villages we
GUY and here we,re gettin! on with GIJY training camps and now
assassinations
SAM stop them
SAM don,t allow
GUY I'M
GIIY changing our
SAM and Israel, innocent
SAM do allow
GIIY body parts
cUY ok
SAM vile
SAM so get on with GUY but the Israelis killing far more so
Gtry CIAs Hea]th Alteration Committee SAM on top of this?
SAM grear
GUY explosion at the embassy
GUY planning SAM fuck fuck do sornething
SAM on my side?
SAM fuck off then back SAM white double cable whip, iron wreath,
beating the soles of the feet, put object in
GUY look out we're being vagina, put object in anus, put turpentine
SAM no no no the towers on testicles, pour water over face, play
very loud Indonesian music, electric'
GUY wow shocks to genitals, tap a dowl through the
ear into the brain, throw the prisoner out
SAM evil
of the helicopter, sn'ow the prisoner
GUY ok? another prisoner being thrown out of the
helicopteq beating obviously, rape of
SAM hate me because I'm so good
cciurse, bright light, no sleep, simulate an
GUY all these terrorists suddenly execution so they think up to the last
second they're going to die, play tape of
SAM makes everyone love me because it's only
women and children screaming in next
the evildoers who hate me, you don't hate
room and tell prisoner it's his wife and
me
children, sometimes it is, hang up with
GUY no of course hands tied behind back, Pins in eYes,
insecticide in hood over the head, cut off
SAM you hate me breasts, pull out heart, slit throat and pull
Gtry just sometimes wish you'd tongue through, sulphuric acid, chop off
GIJY but maybe I can't live with you any more GUY hello, I've
GIIY I realise
Gtry Vietnam, oPerational
SAM capable
SAM nobodY questioned survives
GUY can
GIIY .
fortY-one thousand
SA\d nightmare here GUY because sometimes you may not want
SAM not going to be. happy, hope you don,t GIIY and sometimes it just d'oesn't matter
GUY for precise e{Iect SAM because their religion makes them upset
by
SAM so practice on beggars in a soundproof
room GUY menstrual blood
SAM fighting terror GUY but some things we'd rather other people
GUY yes the game where the men are on horses SAM no fun though
and the prisoner
GUY sick today but
SAM instead of a goat
SAM just stick with it and we'Il be
GTIY one layer of skin at a time, which must
take
SAM delete
B.
GUY 'qncertainties'
GIIY icecaps SAM insert'significant and fundamental
SAM who fucking cares about GUY but
GUY floods SAM 'urgent action,' delete
SAM because we,ll all be dead by the time it GUY oil lobby?
GUY another hurricane moving towards SAM Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow
GUY no but it's greater than SAM Advancement of Sound Science Coalition
SAM natural disasters GUY a grassroots
GUY not coping very SAM set up by Exxon and Philip Morris to
GIJY predicted and there is an element SAM and carbon dioxide in the atmosphere has
of
manmade many beneficial effects on
GIIY carbon
SAM always finding something wrong with
GUY ok
SAM rewrites
SAM what? what? you smoking? you gave up,
GUY 'serious threat to health, you
D/\]VI il you're so smart
SAM kill yourself
GUY dillerent
GUY fucking planet
SAM freedom to
SAM kill me, kill me, secondhand
GIJY if
GTIY junk science
SAM lose everything wete
SAM pur it out
GUY hard to
GUY no SAM things f need
SAM put it out GUY look out
GUY what diflerence SAM what?
SAM thank you GUY don't know, I thought
GUY carbon SAM deep breaths and
SAM can't see it in the air,
lo GUY don't want to stop flyrng
GUY Kyoto? SAM trade in carbon so we can still
SAM price of electricity in California GUY we'll last longer than
GUY but SAM don't let them in
SAM nuclear GITY no water
GIJY waste SAM be ok
SAM solution GUY catastrophe
GI.IY Iran? SAM so fucking negative
SAM 'Gchnology Institute GUY frightened
will come up with
new
SAM Ieave me if you don't
GUY by when will they
GTIY done that
GIJY hopeless
GIIY dead
GUY can't