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SANDY

Hi I’m sandy

JACK

So was I, last week on a beach in Florida

SANDY

What’s your name?

JACK

(Thinking on the spot, taking a pause) Jimmy Reece

SANDY

You don’t look like a jimmy

JACK

What do I look like?

SANDY

I don’t know, but not a Jimmy... so your new in town

JACK

Usually

SANDY

Its kinda loud in here, do you wanna maybe go some place quieter, I have a car

JACK

You old enough to drive

SANDY

I’m old enough to do a lot of things

JACK

I’m on a budget Sandy

SANDY

What?!
JACK

I can’t afford you

SANDY

I’m not a hooker

JACK

Well then I really cant afford you

SANDY

Seriously I work at the auto parts store

JACK

What I mean is the cheapest women tends to be the one you pay for

SANDY

I am not a hooker!

JACK

Well a hooker would get the joke.

THUG 1

What seems to be the problem here?

SANDY

He called me a whore

THUG 1

Is that true?

JACK

Well no one said whore, she inferred hooker but I meant slut

BROTHER

Hey that ours sister

JACK

Is she a good kisser?

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