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English 8 Creative Writing Alien Report
English 8 Creative Writing Alien Report
An alien explorer who has been orbiting Earth in a spaceship must write a report
to its superior about its first impressions of Earthlings. The “catch” is that the
alien has experienced the planet ONLY from the internet.
Write a 2 page double spaced in blue or black pen or a 1 page double spaced
typed report that the alien would send to his leader. You need to include:
- Proper grammar and punctuation
- Complete sentences
- 3 specific examples of “real” human life from the internet to show your
alien’s first impression of Earthlings
To: Commander????
Commander, I have finished my evaluation of Earth and the humans. Their behaviour is
very strange. Everyone is chasing around funny little animals and trapping them in balls. Then
they attack someone else's animals with their own. I know this sounds crazy but it's true.
I personally don't think we should attack; they have very strong weapons called
lightsabers
and blaster rifles. From what I've seen, they can also choke people from afar. Another
real threat is the "Death Star". It is a very large ship that can destroy planets. I can't even find it
on my scanners. They must have found some way to cloak it.
Even if we could take the planet, there are many hazards. A giant lizard type thing named
Godzilla wrecks their cities and towns. Think about what it could do to us! There are also
deadly sea monsters, zombies, vampires, Pokemon, and a large purple dinosaur that makes me go
insane just listening to it!
This concludes my survey and I hope for our sake you choose to leave Earth alone.
Adam Baigent