“No Bull”

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Ahhh... the Promised Land!

Anyone who knows Kevin Taylor knows what his and there was a whole bunch of fun on the itinerary,
favorite beverage is. Kevin, and LaTosha Frye, including this stop at the Coors Brewery in Golden,
headed south to Denver last week to pick up her Colorado. But wait, there’s more. Flip the pages of
two dogs at the airport (flown down from Alaska) today’s Buzz for the rest of the Denver adventure.

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A cool &
cloudy weekend
Tonight: A chance of rain showers before 5am, then
a chance of rain and snow showers. Some thunder is
also possible. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 34. North
wind 8 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 26 mph. Chance
of precipitation is 30%. Little or no snow accumulation
expected.
Saturday: A chance of rain and snow showers before
9am, then a slight chance of rain showers between 9am
and noon. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 49. North wind
6 to 8 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%.
Saturday Night: A chance of rain and snow showers
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 33. North wind around
7 mph becoming east in the evening.
Sunday: A chance of snow showers before 8am, then a
chance of rain showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near
51. East southeast wind 8 to 15 mph, with gusts as high
as 22 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%.
Sunday Night: A 50 percent chance of showers. Cloudy,
with a low around 38. East wind 10 to 15 mph, with gusts
as high as 22 mph.
Monday: A 50 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy,
with a high near 51. East wind 10 to 14 mph becoming
north in the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 26 mph.
Monday Night: A chance of rain showers before 1am,
then a slight chance of rain and snow showers between
1am and 3am, then a slight chance of snow showers
after 3am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 32. North
wind 9 to 14 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 49. East
northeast wind 3 to 8 mph.
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 52.
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 57.
Death Notice
Mary JoAnn Miller, 78, of Glasgow, Montana
passed away April 29, 2019. Services will be later this
summer. Condolences may be left at bellmortuarymon-
tana.com.
Chamber’s March Madness winners
The Glasgow Area Chamber of Commerce &
Agriculture, Inc. announces the winners of the March
Madness Elite 8 books.
• Game 1: Book #24 Jeff Cole, Beth Knodel, Gail Fast
• Game 2: Book #83 Harley Eliason, Lindsey Peterson,
Zack Burner, Kristi Sevareid
• Game 3: Book #2 Brianne Capdeville, Bethanie Knight,
Jeff Bense, Stan Ozark
• Game 4: Book #51 Dyan Newton, Norm Sillerud, Allen
Bewley, Thom Schultz
• Game 5: Book #43 Lisa Koski, Nate Doornek, Karl
Krause, Kim Faulkinberry
• Game 6: Book #56 Dale Borgen, Matt Garsjo, Kelly
Sillerud, Karen Newton
• Game 7: Box #38 Rikki Fuhrman, Dave Flaten, Rikki
Fuhrman, Rikki Fuhrman
Thank you to each of our sponsors and participants
of the March Madness Elite 8 books. The Chamber
appreciates ALL of your support. Each year the Chamber
hosts high school boys and girl’s tournaments. Your
contribution from the sales of this promotion allows us
to continue to successfully bid all tournaments feasible
for Glasgow to host.
Checks can be picked up at our new location 54147
US 2 Suite 2, next to Verizon starting today and those
not picked up will be mailed starting May 10th provided
we have an address.
2019 SuperTag chances on sale
Montana’s SuperTag chances for the hunt of a
lifetime are now on sale.
Hunters can win the SuperTag drawing by
purchasing one or more $5 SuperTag chances for the
fall 2019 hunting season.
Eight SuperTag hunt licenses are offered—moose,
bighorn sheep, mountain goat, elk, deer, antelope,
mountain lion and bison. Winners may hunt any district
open to the species for which they won a tag.
SuperTags are available at all FWP offices, license
providers, or online at fwp.mt.gov using FWP’s online
licensing service. A 2019 conservation license is needed
to purchase a SuperTag. For more information visit the
SuperTag page on FWP’s website.
Proceeds from SuperTag sales go to enhance
hunting access and enforcement.
 BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
5 PARTY YARD SALE: Friday & Saturday, May 3 & 4, 8am-4pm. Some
antiques, house ware, dishes, bedding, & tons of crafting items. Something
for everyone. AT ALLEYS PALACE
BUZZ
STORAGE AUCTION: Saturday, May 4. Storage unit to be auctioned off.
Taylor Storage 1310 Cherry Creek St. Cash only. ANY QUESTIONS CALL
OFFICE AT 228-4998
BUZZ
GLASGOW GUN SHOW: Friday, Saturday & Sunday, May 3-5. Fri.3-7pm,
Sat., 9am-6pm, & Sun. 9am-3pm. Firearms & accessories, optics, knives,
shooting vests, coins, western arts & crafts, misc. LOCATED AT THE
GLASGOW CIVIC CENTER
BUZZ
HELP WANTED: Part-time bartender & food server. Flexible hours. APPLY
AT DURUM RESTAURANT
BUZZ
WANT A REWARDING CAREER? Come work at Milk River Inc. as a Direct
Support Specialist. We monitor adults with development disabilities. Looking
for motivated caring people. STOP BY MILK RIVER ACTIVITY CENTER
FOR MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
LABORER NEEDED for underground utility construction. Start at $17/hr.
Must have valid drivers license. Must be willing to travel Montana. Lodging
is Provided. Fax resume to 406-367-5274 or send to PO Box 266, Glasgow,
MT OR CALL 406-262-4430 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BUZZ
HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS, INC. has an opening for a Family Support
Specialist. The Specialist works directly within the family environment.
Must have a minimum of a Bachelor’s degree in Human Services field or a
combination of education and relevant experience. Position is fulltime with
benefits. Travel required, vehicle provided. Children served are ages birth
to 16 years of age. APPLY AT HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS • 228-9431
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is currently looking for a new Assistant Director of
Nursing that has an RN license. This role is an 8-5 Mon-Fri with flexibility
to help when short staffed. As the Assistant Director of Nursing, your role
is to continue to manage nursing department staff while ensuring high
quality care be taken place. Long term care experience preferred. We offer
a competitive Salary. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR APPLICATION FROM
THE ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT AT VALLEY VIEW HOME.
BUZZ
CAMPBELL LODGE: has openings maintenance person. $15/hr up to
20 hrs per week. CONTACT 228-9328 OR PICK UP APPLICATION AT
CAMPBELL LODGE
BUZZ
LOOKING TO HIRE: Come join our team! Ezzies has an opening for a
full time Bulk Truck Driver. Duties will include fuel deliveries, warehouse
duties and hauling oil and propane. Must be able to lift heavy items and
use a computer for invoicing. Hours will be Monday - Friday and rotating
Saturdays. The new hire will Need to be flexible. Customer service skills
are a must. Benefits include Health insurance, 401k and competitive wages.
APPLY AT EZZIES WHOLESALE INC.
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY ROAD DEPARTMENT: Hiring for bridge crew. Open
til filled. Pick up job description from Road Department. or generic job
application from Wolf Point Job Service or online.
BUZZ
CAREER OPPORTUNITY Thompson & Sons is looking for a Mechanic,
Truck Driver, & Equipment Operator. STOP IN AT THOMPSON & SONS,
HIWAY 2 WEST OR CALL 228-4801
BUZZ
MARKLE’S ACE HARDWARE seeks motivated, outgoing people for
immediate employment in full and part time positions. PLEASE STOP BY
THE STORE FOR AN APPLICATION 416 2ND AVE. SOUTH
BUZZ
FULL TIME & PART TIME DIETARY AIDE. The Food Service Aide
prepares and serves palatable, nourishing, well-balanced diets to meet the
daily nutritional and special dietary needs of each resident. This position
provides a very meaningful role within Valley View Home and you will feel
gratitude daily for your work. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR APPLICATION
FROM THE ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT AT VALLEY VIEW
HOME.
BUZZ
FOR SALE OR RENT: Built in 2015. 2-story townhome. 4 bdrm/3 bath (1
bdrm/bath on main floor), 2-car heated garage, washer/dryer, sprinkler
system & more. $1500/mo. rent. FOR MORE DETAILS CALL JOHN @
(406)263-2046
BUZZ
OFFICE BASEMENT FOR RENT 3 bedroom, 1 bath, with washer &
dryer, TV, refrigerator, fully furnished. Free utilities & WiFi. Flexible lease
for traveling workers. Asking $1,500/mo. CALL HELLAND AGENCY INC.
228-2114
BUZZ
APT. FOR RENT. 925 sf, 2 bdrm, 1 1/2 bth townhome apt. City of Glasgow.
Cozy. Good neighbors. Sm pets OK. Laundry room in unit, A/C. $595/
month. 360-750-6746
BUZZ
FOR RENT: 3-bedroom home, 1600 sq. ft. with detached garage. 1.5 bath,
big kitchen, built-ins. Water/sewer provided. No smoking or pets. Deposit,
lease required. (406)367-9300 OR (651)490-5757
BUZZ
FOR RENT: Unfurnished, carpeted 3 bedroom, 1 new bath home. Washer &
dryer hookups, full basement, 1 car garage, & storage shed. 103 Sioux St.,
Fort Peck, located near the Summer Theatre. CALL SHERYL BELCHER
AT 406-230-2675 OR 701-721-5214
BUZZ
FOR RENT 3 bedroom plus 2 sleeping rooms and 2 bath with 2 car garage.
Asking $1,200 per month. CALL 228-2525
BUZZ
UNITS ARE FILLING UP♪♪ Don’t miss your chance to have one of the
freshly refurbished apartments coming soon. Construction slated to begin
this summer, so come for a tour to choose your favorite location. The new
cabinetry/flooring/windows/appliances will update your home soon. See if you
are qualified - over 18 with a disability or over the age of 62. Income limits just
raised and rent remains 30% of your income with ►ALL utilities paid◄. Peek
at a room or two & pick up an application at 1100 4th Ave So. or download from
our website www.nemontmanor.tamarackpm.com. CALL 228-4306 OR TTY
711 ON WEEKDAYS 9 - 5. Equal Housing Opportunity, Prof. Mgd. by
Tamarack Prop. Mgmt. Co.
BUZZ
TAYLOR STORAGE SOUTH: New storage units available located on the
1200 block, 4th Ave. South, Glasgow. 12’x22’ with electric garage door
opener. CALL KEVIN AT (406) 230-2259 OR HOLLY AT (406) 599-3805
MONDAY
Keep Your Cool SOUPS: Cheddar Broccoli • Chili
ICE COLD SPECIALS:
AUTO
Chicken Alfredo
AIR53999 Combo Sub
Hwy 2 W
GLENN’S
AUTO REPAIR &
Dine at the “O”
WRECKER SERVICE
Call 228-2715 or 263-1249 228-8006
 FMDH Glasgow
EMT’s Heartsaver CPR
AED / First Aid Class
Saturday, June 8
9 a.m. to about 1 p.m.
FMDH South Wing
Conference Room
Cost: $30
Call Connie at
228-3648 to register
by June 4 at 5 p.m.
You will receive a certification
through AHA good for 2 years
through this course.

May 1 - 7, 2019
Fresh Pork
BABY BACK RIBS ....................$2.99 lb.
Bone-In Assorted
PORK CHOPS .........................$1.49 lb.
All Natural Chicken
DRUMSTICKS OR THIGHS.......... 99¢ lb. “We sat down and talked awhile and we What, Kevin even snatched a baseball for LaTo
Beef listened to the band” and the patrons at Wednesday, April 24th? Just kidding, but with se
STIR FRY ...............................$4.99 lb.
Bar S 1 lb. Bun Length or Jumbo A’s Hi Tavern in Denver listened to Kevin fingertips and back onto the field at Coors Stadium
BEEF FRANKS........................$2.99 ea. on his way to a third place finish in the out there and grabbed it, even if I would have got
Cloverdale 14 oz. Select Varieties
SAUSAGE.................................. 2 / $5
Karaoke contest! Also included in his But go to the little girl in photo, she got a ball tosse
SeaPak 8-18 oz. Select Varieties song selections were a couple of Rodney opportunity. And would you believe the little girl’s M
SEAFOOD .............................$5.99 ea. Carrington classics. Imagine that. Zortman while it was still operational? Thus their m
Resers 20 oz. Select Varieties
SIDE DISHES .........................$2.99 ea.
Tina’s 4 oz. Select Varieties
BURRITOS ................................ 3 / $1
Bar S 12 oz. Smoked Select Varieties
BACON .................................$2.99 ea.
85% Lean 15% Fat
GROUND BEEF .......................$2.79 lb.

GLASGOW
SCHOOL MENU
MONDAY
Breakfast
Waffles • Ham
Peaches • Milk
Lunch
Sweet-n-Sour • Chicken w/ Rice
Stir Fry Veggies • Egg Roll
Mandarin Oranges • Milk Lunchtime before the game, and Kevin meets yet another new friend to explain the finer th
 ior Citizen Center
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MONDAY Sen
Closed
Beautiful New Get-Away Home Call for reservation
• Nelson by 10 AM
Reservoir
228-9500
1100 Wedum Drive
10 Miles from Saco, Montana. This home is just off the pavement,
1100 Wedum Drive
Beautiful Corner Lot Northside
yet incredibly peaceful and quiet. Located at Nelson Reservoir,
10 miles from Saco, Montana or 23 miles from Malta, Montana. Home: 1,510 sf on the main floor, plus
Beautiful Corner LottwoNorthside Home:
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with amazing onviews,the
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finished concrete floors with floor heat, and a 728 sq. ft. garage floor, private back yard,
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We Cover Montana Glasgow, Montana 59230 406-228-9356

osha at the Colorado Rockies vs. the Washington Nationals on

eats on the first baseline, he did have a foul ball slip right off his
m (is that a Silver Bullet in front of him?). “I should have just jumped
t kicked out,” he said. “Thinking back it would have been worth it.”
ed to her by one of the players and let Kevin borrow it for a picture
Mom graduated from Malta? And her dad worked in the gold mine in
move to Denver. By the way, the Rockies prevailed 9-5.

hings of life...
 Summer
Sign-ups

Beginning
Monday, May 6th
7 am - 2 pm
Programs are
First Come
First Serve
Summer Recreation
& Swimming Lesson
Start June 12th
Call Holly at the
Rec. Dept. 228-8341

00
$ 6
Burger &
a Beer
Mondays
5:30-7:00pm

Valley View
HEALTH FAIR
CANCELLED
due to logistics
Health Fair with Valley
View Home has been
cancelled this year
Questions Call
406-228-2461
 PEO Rummage

Saturday, May 4
8 a.m. - 12 p.m.
Elks Club • Glasgow
Name Your Price
On Most Items!
 

May 4,2019 @
The Valley Saturday, May 4

Event Center
Valley Event Center
Walk with us from VEC to
the Glasgow Rec. Dept!
KICKOFF IS 10:00AM
In recognition of Mental Health
In recognition of ​Mental Awareness
Health Month, we are inviting
Awareness Month,​ We are youinviting
to join us and help reduce the
stigma of mental health.
everyone in the community to join us and help
Enter to WIN a YETI Cooler!
reduce the stigma of mental health!
donated by D&G Sports & Western

Would you believe they Walk with us from the VEC to the Glasgow
Flatland turned Kevin loose as Rec. Dept! ​Kickoff is at 10AM​!
Cruiser bartender in the  Coors
Brewery, the largest single-
Car Club site brewery in the world,
located 15 miles from
​ Enter to WIN a YETI cooler
annual Denver? Yes they did. “It was
Graciously Donated by D&G Sports and Western Wear!  
a mecca,” the Coors Light
meeting enthusiast said. Also on the Snacks, Speakers and
Dan’s Diner Denver adventure was a
Fun for Everyone!
Saturday, May 4 tour of the Pro Rodeo Hall
of Fame. Kevin was quite
5:30 pm • BYOB the bronc rider/bull fighter
himself, so this was another
treat, although he admits
that he likes the Rodeo
Museum in Oklahoma a
Questions Call 406-850-8124 little bit better.
FURNISHED CONDO FOR SALE
This is the cleanest fully furnished condo we’ve
had yet! Everything is included; furniture,
bedding, silverware, extra sheets and blankets,
pots and pans, pictures, microwave, bread
machine, modern refrigerator, etc. Condo
has three bedrooms, one bathroom all on a
single level and has an attached single car
garage. This ready to move in condo also has
new siding and roof. I live in St. Marie and
can show you this property at a moment’s Custom Carpentry •Roofing Repairs •Windows •Doors •Kitchens •Baths
20-1036 notice.
Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025
CALL Earl Handy at 760-954-3301 Priced at $22,500 Email: beardhi@gmail.com • Licensed & insured • Free Estimates
www.hellandagencyinc.com
FAMOUS INVENTIONS
The toilet seat was invented in Minnesota, but twenty
years later an Iowan invented the hole in it.
OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS
When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse,
he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. He ex-
plained, “I’m not going down dere yust for 50 cents!”
1/8 mile SW
THAT’S HER! of Nashua on
Hwy 117
A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a purse- 746-3489
snatcher case police line-up. As the victim entered the Now offering the service of cleaning out your
room, the Norwegian blurted, ‘Yep, dat’s her!’ garden/flower beds and flower pots to get you
SWIM COMPETITION ready for spring planting. We can also come to your
A Swedish woman competed with a French woman home and do your planting for you!
and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of Call (406) 263-1380
an English Channel swim competition. The Frenchwom- OPEN EVERYDAY 10AM-6PM • CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED
an came in first, the Englishwoman second. The Swede COZY 2 STORY
reached shore completely exhausted. Quaint 3 bed room, 2 bath 1064
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she re- +/- sq. ft. home is a perfect 1st time
home opportunity! Large deck off
marked, “I don’t vant to complain, but I tink dose other kitchen to yard with underground
two girls used der arms!” sprinklers. 7800 +/- sq. ft. lot leaves
VE COULDN’T AFFORD MORE a lot of room to build a garage;
storage shed. Immaculate and move
Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in in Ready!
Canada and returned with only one fish. ASKING $119,000 #347
Offered by: Karen Waarvik, Broker/Owner
“The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $800,” said the first (406) 228-2525 -
Norwegian. www.redfoxxrealestate.com
“Vell,” said the other one, “At dat price it’s a good ting
ve didn’t catch any more.” COMMERCIAL BUILDING FOR SALE:
BAR RIDDLE
Ole took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar,
an Indian on the next stool spoke to him in a friendly man-
ner ... “Look,” he said, “let’s have a game. If you answer it,
I’ll buy YOU a drink, if you can’t, then you buy ME one,
Okay?”
“Ya, dat sounds purty good,” said Ole.
The Indian said, “My father and my mother had one
child. It wasn’t my brother. It wasn’t my sister. Who was it?”
Ole scratched his head, blinked a few times, gets a
frown and finally said, “I give up. Who vas it?” For Sale $245,000
“It was ME!” chortled the Indian.
So Ole paid for the drinks. 2,540 sq. ft. commercial building located in
Back in Sioux Falls, Ole went into a bar and spot- established, high traffic area in downtown Glasgow.
ted one of his cronies. “Sven,” he said, “I got a game. If you Large corner lot with ample off-street parking.
can answer a qvestion, I buy you a drink. If you can’t, YOU
For more information or to schedule a showing,
have to buy ME vun. Fair enough?”
contact Chandra Moomey at (406) 879-3239
“Fair enough,” said Sven.
Says Ole, “Okay....my fadder and mudder had vun
child. It vasn’t my brudder, it vasn’t my sister... who vas it?’
“Search me,” said Sven. “I give up. Who vas it?”
To which Ole says, “It vas some Indian up dere in Far-
go, Nort Dakoda!”