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Penwarn Penart
ianmhills@optusnet.com.au
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EVERYTHING
IS A
MIRACLE
Poems by Ian Hills
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Ian Hills asserts the right to be identified as the author of the poems in this work
© Ian Hills 2019
Ron Penwarn asserts the right to be identified as the creator of the illustrations in this work
© Ron Penwarn 2019
All rights reserved. Apart from fair use no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a
retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical,
photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the copyright
owner.
ISBN 978-0-9953994-5-7
A CiP catalogue record for this book is available from the national library of Australia.
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Contents
4 About the author
6 About the illustrator
17 List of illustrations
20 Foreword
22 Preface
24 Acknowledgements
Inconvenient truths
29 Hung parliament
30 The students are revolting
31 Wunch - a collective noun for bankers
32 The rich man built his house upon the sand
33 My coward’s hand
34 Flying high
35 Decisions
37 We’re all heroes now
39 Have you got what it takes?
41 The cardinal’s ring
Whimsy
45 The gnome dome
46 Orange tree
47 Flea flaw flu
48 Future echoes
49 Alien abduction
51 Whatever happened to the grass?
52 Fair cow
53 Those men
54 Dyslexia bizlecksya
55, Going home
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Love
73 Midwife to the soul
74 Try not to turn love away
75 More than we could do
76 Changing times
77 The chase
78 What I thought but didn’t say
79 Tell me your story
80 Rendezvous
81 The sergeant’s daughter
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Humour
97 The emu war
99 A Christmas fairy tale
100 Poetic emphasis
101 Don’t let the bastards grind you down
102 Food is forever
103 A very special Christmas
104 The locksmith
105 Tis the season to be stressed out
107 Fad diets
108 My remote
109 The lute of Frederick Flute
Nature
113 Sunlight and birdsong
114 Summer storm
115 Bird tree coming on to night
116 Gentler ecstasies
117 Colour
118 Beside the banyan tree
119 Sunrise
120 Seagulls
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Full-page illustrations
By Ron Penwarn
17, 149 Mushroom house
25 Poetry book
27 Hung parliament
43 Billy the gnome
47 Flea flaw flue
48 Which way
51 Beach
55 Pandanis
57 Magic hitchhiker
71 Love
83 Man of the land
95 Eric the emu,
(also front, cover)
111 Nature
115 Bird tree
116 Foxtail palm
121 Kokoda Track
125 Peace
129 Sailing away
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Miniature illustrations
By Ron Penwarn
29 Hung parliament
45 Billy the gnome
59 Magic hitchhiker
61 Dragon
63 The last page
64 Cloud
64 Stream
65 Caravan
73 Love
85 Man of the land
86 Drover
93 Maid
97 Eric the emu
103 Locksmith
108 My remote
109 Frederick Flute
113 Birdsong
114 Summer storm
123 Paper Hero
128 Atomic cloud
128 Flying pig
137 Death
137 Destiny
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Foreword
Saturday afternoon meetings of the Bundaberg Poets' Society come alive when
Ian comes to the podium. With a Puckish gleam in his eye, he delivers lines
which are often amusing, occasionally provocative, but always heartfelt. Whether
written five decades ago or last night, we fellow writers and readers of verse listen
to Ian's words. As a new poet myself I often find myself inspired both by the
volume and variety of his almost six decades of work.
This collection of Ian's poems, coupled with Ron Penwarn's art, is a sheer
delight. “What Use Is Poetry?” Ian asks, and then gives 100 answers for you to
mull over., Whether it's the tall tale of “Magic Hitchhiker” in the Outback or the
simple pleasure of “Sunlight and Birdsong” or the lunacy of the “Emu War ” you
will find poems to tickle you, challenge you and delight you.
So sit back, relax and enjoy this book. Share it with friends. It's a good
companion.
Katherine Gunderson
Bargara, Queensland
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Preface
In the sixties, when I was still a teenager I developed the habit of carrying around
a small notebook. I used the book to note down ideas for poems, stories and
sketches of designs.
Over the years I found that little book very handy and it gradually became a
make-shift diary with entries that include poems, notes on lectures, I Ching
queries, designs for my house and garden, my blood pressure readings and all
sorts of other jottings. As each book was filled I put it away on a shelf or in a
cupboard and only went back to it when I was looking for something that I had
jotted down a few months previously.
When I eventually got round to investing in a filing cabinet these little booklets
were filed and eventually came to occupy several bulky folders in the top drawer.
Over the years I have occasionally delved into them for material for my books.
I wrote a great many poems in 2018 and towards the end of that year decided
that I had enough material for another book. When deciding which poems to
include in this new book it struck me that it would be nice to include some of my
earlier poems. I pulled the five or so bulky files from the filing cabinet and spread
them on my desk. And so I began what came to be a major expedition to the
past.
About half of the poems I have selected for this book were written between 1961,
when I was 18 and 2011 when I retired from work at the age of 68. The other half
were written during and a few months either side of 2018.
I have noted with the title of each poem the approximate date when it was
written and included a chronology at the back of the book so that you may, if
you chose, trace the changes in my poetry over time.
As I was preparing the manuscript Ron approached me for help in writing copy
to advertise his art. In one of those happy accidents of life one thing led to
another and before long we had agreed that Ron would illustrate my book of
poems. This has been a wonderful collaboration – Ron has made illustrations for
my poems and I have written poems for his illustrations in a seamless flow of
creativity that eventually we had to call to a stop before we found ourselves
producing too much for one book.
My best memory of putting this book together is a long meeting with Ron
reading him some poems that I hoped he might feel moved to illustrate. Within
seconds as I was reading he produced the perfect little illustrations that you will
find scattered here and there through the book.
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Acknowledgements
A book like this takes a lot more that just one bloke writing some poetry. Many
friends have encouraged me and listened politely as I tried out various versions
of my poems. The Bundaberg Poets’ Society has provided a monthly venue and
an audience for my poetry almost as it was written. During my strolls around the
grounds of Liberty Villas and at private meetings I have given unplanned
readings to small impromptu audiences. I have gained a reputation as a flash
poet and I am gratified that not once has anybody said they were not interested
when I produced my latest offering from my shirt pocket with a small flourish.
A small group of friends took considerable time and care to read through all the
poems and nominate their favourites. This was of great assistance when it came
to deciding the order and sequence of the poems in the book. In particular
Leonie Egan, herself an experienced writer and poet, spent many hours editing
the manuscript and gave me invaluable advice - most of which I followed; and
Michael Plutte applied his formidable proof reading skills to the final draft. Of
course all the remaining blunders are fully my own.
Over the years numerous people have been an appreciative audience and in
many other ways encouraged and helped me develop my art. My mother had a
finely tuned ear and taught me the power of expression, rhythm and emphasis.
My high-school English teacher, Mr Justin’s, showed me how to analyse the great
poets and learn their secrets. My grandmother encouraged me to enter my
adolescent poems into poetry competitions.
My long-term friend and fellow poet, John Tomlinson, collaborated with me on
our very first book and continued to circulate my poems on the net until his
recent passing. Oodgeroo Noonaccal, the now famous Aboriginal poet, took the
time at the height of her powers, to encourage me - an ignorant white boy - to
write and write, and showed me how poetry can change the world.
Finally, I am delighted to acknowledge the fine work and comradely
collaboration of Ron Penwarn whose illustrations and company have added
greatly to my enjoyment of the work involved in producing this book.
What a pantheon of mentors and helpers I have had to bring me to the point
where I can publish ‘Everything is a Miracle’! The book has lived up to its name
and I am fortunate indeed.
The acknowledgement I give here is an inadequate token of my appreciation to
all those who so generously donated their time, help, wisdom and support. I
want you all to know that your help is greatly valued.
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Hung parliament
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Inconvenient truths
Hung parliament
The students are revolting
Wunch - a collective noun for bankers
The rich man built his house upon the sand
My coward’s hand
Flying high
Decisions, decisions
We’re all heroes now
Have you got what it takes?
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Hung parliament
© Ian Hills 2017
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They sat down outside our parliaments with placards and with chants
And spoke with a passion, a resolute discourse,
Appealing and chastising, demanding we recant.
Laying out the argument with clarity and force.
It gives me hope to see them and to hear them show their worth,
To know these kids will sweep away the grime.
They intend to shape society to take care of the earth.
I just pray that we have left them enough time.
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You might think ‘wunch’ means criminals who would sell out their own
mother
Sitting in their offices pleasuring each other.
We could agree they’re fraudsters who would steal your children’s lunch
That sleazy group of bankers is definitely a ‘wunch’.
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The rains came down and the seas came up the dunes
The house needed saving so the government paid the tune.
Saved the rich man’s house from the tides and none too soon.
The rains came tumbling down.
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My coward’s hand
© Ian Hills 1983
(Apologies to Eve Merriam whose poem “The Coward” I have misquoted)
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Flying high
© Ian Hills 2018
The Liberal party has a right wing but it doesn’t have a left.
You might think this is a problem as it leaves them quite bereft
Of any sort of steerage as they fly about and hurtle
From problem to problem in an ever smaller circle.
The Labor party on the other hand has a left wing and a right,
Which allows it steerage and straight and level flight.
Off in one direction then another they will fly
And they look quite lovely as they zoom around the sky.
They wheel and turn and rise and fall braving every weather.
And sometimes the flock will split and then get back together.
Some parties don’t have any wings, it seems they are too small
To have a left and right wing, or any wings at all.
They don’t often pop their heads up and it seems as if they’ve found
It really is much safer to be closer to the ground.
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Decisions, decisions
© Ian Hills 2018
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Did you have what it takes when the French defied the bans
And spread deadly radiation all over North Queensland?
If they thought it was safe they’d test the bloody things in France.
Tell me now did you have what it takes?
Have you got what it takes, or will you take what we’ve got?
Will you give us very little when you promise us a lot?
Do you remember who we are? Do you care or do you not?
Tell me now have you got what it takes?
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The pope is very progressive. He will not have you kissing his ring.
The cardinal seems not to mind it; in fact you might say it’s his thing.
He likes to dress up in his cassock, regalia and cardinal’s hat
And offer his ring up for kissing he’s terribly keen about that.
The pope is a bit disapproving when you mention the cardinal’s ring,
Declaring he shouldn’t display it or offer it up for kissing.
But cardinals can sometimes be wilful and sadly neglect to obey.
So he’ll ask the cardinal to go on retreat, to repent of his sins and to pray.
He forgives all the sins of the cardinal, though others are not so inclined.
This ring-kissing thing is too much of a sin for them to say ‘never mind’.
The cardinal says he is much maligned; he was a good man all along
And nobody ever stopped him to say that what he was doing was wrong.
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Whimsy
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Orange tree
© Ian Hills 1964
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Future echoes
© Ian Hills 1962
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Alien abduction
© Ian Hills 2005
And one thing we always said when meeting some bloke’s Sheila
“Pleased to meet the boss” we’d say, or “Take me to your leader.”
“We come in peace,” we’d always say when entering a dwelling.
“We come in peace.” Jack would shriek, or “Tell me what you’re selling”.
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“We come in peace,” cried silly Jack when he should have gone and hid.
“Take me to your leader.” And that’s just what they did.
I looked for him for bloody days, saying round the bush
“The aliens got my parrot mate.” I got some funny looks.
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I sat down upon the very spot where they beached the ship
And worked for months to get it fit for sea.
I sat there in a café watching little fish.
I ate my lunch and had a cup of tea.
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Fair cow
© Ian Hills 1964
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Those men
© Ian Hills 1968
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Dyslexia bizlecksya
© Ian Hills 1961
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Going home
© Ian Hills 1995
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Magic hitchhiker
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Magic hitchhiker
Modern adventurer
Alice Springs is not the place for me
The last page
Life story
Fatal encounter
Experienced camper
My life with houses
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Magic hitchhiker
© Ian Hills 2018
I finished up working in Roebourne and decided to
hitchhike to Broome
To take part in a song-writing contest at a festival
starting there soon.
I set off with my swag and my guitar to hitchhike
eight hundred kays.
And on that bleak stretch of highway it seemed
like I hitchhiked for days.
After walking a while down the highway I got a lift for a very short trip,
Dropped off in the middle of nowhere as the sun was starting to dip.
I walked twenty kays in the darkness to the outskirts of a small town.
I rolled out my swag behind a big sign and gratefully put my head down.
In the morning I stood by the roadway and hopefully held out my thumb.
As the day got hotter and hotter I waited for someone to come.
Just as I’d given up hoping I heard the noise of a car.
I jumped to my feet with my thumb out. What happened next was bizarre.
A police car skidded to a stop and I thought “Oh my God now I’m done.
Someone must have filed a complaint and now the police have come”.
But the policemen completely ignored me and went to open the boot
And unloaded onto the side of the road an astonishing pile of loot.
Three suit cases and a hatbox, an umbrella and gold-topped cane,
A black wizard hat adorned with stars, a greatcoat with a lot of food stains.
Then they unloaded their passenger. They were just a little bit rough
But he conducted himself with dignity, although that must have been tough.
They gave him a bit of a talking to with much finger wagging and then
The policemen got back in the car and they drove off again.
He suddenly looked quite bedraggled his possessions all in a sprawl.
He doggedly shifted them all one by one to a neat little pile by a wall.
He approached me all regretful and said in theatrical accent
“Don’t worry I won’t try to steal your ride.
When you’re gone I’ll make my attempt.”
“I’ve been sitting here for hours mate, not even one car has gone by.
This highway is deserted. But by all means you give it a try.”
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“Do you believe in magic? If you do I’ve got some good news.”
I considered the idea for a moment and thought, “what have I got to lose?”
I gave him the nod and that changed him. He stood up and with
great panache
Donned his black hat, took up his gold cane and put on a
big black moustache
He danced in the road in this get up and chanted to south and to north
Banging his cane on the roadway with much prancing back and forth.
He continued with this for quite a long time then he turned
and said with a smile
“Your ride will be twenty minutes and mine will then be a while.”
They got out of the car, re-arranged all their stuff put my swag
and guitar on the top.
He said to me “you’re lucky you know I wasn’t intending to stop.”
As we drove off a singular sight that I’ll remember to my grave:
A smug little wizard on the side of the road with smile and satirical wave.
We drove all day and all night, got to Broome, in time for sunrise
And there in his hat and his greatcoat, with his cane and eccentric disguise
Was the wizard. He greeted me fondly and said he had been there a while.
“How did you get here before me?” I asked. “I’m a wizard”
he said with a smile.
Modern adventurer
© Ian Hills 2018
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Life story
© Ian Hills 1982
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A fatal encounter
© Ian Hills 2018
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‘It can’t be right, it’s just my mind - it’s always playing tricks.’
And I wondered what the words might really be.
And that kept me quite occupied for another twenty clicks
Until I pulled up beside the Leichardt tree.
Across the road there was a tavern with a session in full swing.
And the bus whose passengers had nearly died
Was parked outside the tavern, covered in years of dings.
So I went to see what’s written on the side.
Both men did their bit. They crossed the plains and rivers.
Leichhardt marked the track that was his mission.
Fatal worked the track and with the things that he delivered,
I like to think he sold the many books on Leichhardt’s expedition.
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Experienced camper
© Ian Hills 2018
For I had a bad sleeping sickness and waiting it just won’t allow.
When I need to stop and sleep for a while, I have to do it right now.
No pushing up ceilings, unfolding the walls or mucking about with the bits.
Just open the door and fall into bed, that’s all I can do when it hits.
I searched high and low for a camper like that and couldn’t buy one
off the shelf.
So in the end I gave up the search and decided to make one my-self.
I bought a nice trailer and put in a bed, built a canopy over the top.
The sides just lift up when I need to lie down. I loaded her up and I’m off.
I drove round Australia on the first trip. From Cairns across to Broome
Down the west coast to Freo, then across Nullarbor and home.
I took in the sights and spoke to the blokes and busked in the streets
and the pubs.
I liked it so much I travelled for months and I camped in the towns
and the scrub.
And the camper kept going, did not miss a beat - just trundled along behind.
It carried my gear and my food and my bed with nothing to weigh
on my mind.
A few months at home then a trip up the Cape, now that was
a dry conversation.
The camper kept going, bumping along on the worst road in the nation.
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Of the trips that I made in my camper one stands out as the best.
I drove a bit north from Bundy and then headed out to the west.
I picked up the Warrego River, down to the Darling and then
Right down the Murray to Adelaide before heading back home again.
What a trip that was on the rivers. The sensation I just can’t describe -
Flowing along with the water – the amazing riverine vibe.
And the birds and the bush and the people and the stories
down on the river
Were a joy and a pure inspiration that will stay in my mind forever.
My camper days are over now. I’ve not been on the road for a while,
So I really should sell my camper to someone with a similar style.
Sad to farewell the old camper, but there’s no point it gathering dust.
It should to go to another adventurer someone with
the same wanderlust.
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Love
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Changing times
© Ian Hills 2018
‘You’re right’ he said ‘I’m very drunk and feeling far from active
And in the morning I’ll be sober but you still won’t be attractive’.
These days things have changed a lot. He’d be not afraid to say
‘In the morning I’ll be sober and I’m sure I’ll still be gay’.
These days men are not arrested for being drunk and found in bed.
The hazard now is while they’re drunk they, by mistake, get wed.
Things have changed in fifty years we’ve come such a long way
But dating is still awkward – more awkward if you’re gay.
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The chase
© Ian Hills 1962
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Rendezvous
© Ian Hills 1961
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Show day
© Ian Hills 1962
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One-eyed John
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There are lots of guitars and whistles and flutes and violins and drums
And folks that sing (and some who can’t) and some just sits and hums.
There’s even a guy with a Celtic harp and another with a mandolin.
We sing and dance till morning comes and then we start again.
There’s Eric Bogle looking terribly noble in a duet with Tony Miles
And Bernard Boland being erudite about a carpet snake with piles.
There’s a ceilidh on the Friday night with booze and fights and things.
It all happens when the folkies meet at Easter in Alice Springs.
There’s Acapella (two girls and a fella) who sing all on their own.
And Bernard Boland sings again (about dogs and garden gnomes).
There are Irish jigs on accordions and there’s nothing you can do.
They’ll play the same tune sixteen times with a new name
each time through.
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Rainbow warrior
© Ian Hills 1982
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Traffic accident
© Ian Hills 2018
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The thing that she could not do was stay inside the house
With the silence and the atmospheric chill.
Sitting in her room as quiet as a mouse
Avoiding words that wound and looks that kill.
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Humour
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“What shall I do?” Old Santa says, “I can’t meet those demands.
Where will I get the money?” And he throws up his hands.
Negotiations reach an impasse. Santa makes a stand.
He brings in foreign workers, all the way from Fairyland.
Now there are heaps of Fairies and they are keen to work,
Enthusiastic, cheerful, never known to shirk.
They whizz around and do their jobs, these qualities are prized.
But they are whimsical and clumsy, and a bit disorganised.
Then suddenly the door swings in, a swirl of snow and wind.
A Fairy drags the hugest tree that you have ever seen
And in a cheery little voice, full of Christmas banter
He says with the cheeky grin, “where shall I stick this, Santa?”
Now we follow that tradition, just like Santa did you see?
We stick a little Fairy atop the Christmas tree.
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Poetic emphasis
© Ian Hills 2018
Change the stress point yet again and move along in years.
“What is this thing called, love?” he will say in tears.
“Why dear that’s a cup, don’t be so absurd”
“Oh yes so it is, I just couldn’t find the word.”
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The locksmith
© Ian Hills 2018
Then one day he had a brainwave – he would find them where there’re at
And put an ad in the personals. Everyone reads that.
He wrote a brilliant ad after giving it much thought.
The advert just said ‘locksmith’. He kept it sweet and short.
And the phone calls started coming in and he got lots of jobs,
But some calls were quite dubious. They were very, very odd.
The things they want a locksmith for you wouldn’t like to think.
Let’s just say they were unusual with a heavy touch of kink.
Work was so much fun for him with his mobile phone
So long as he could take the calls when he was quite alone.
But on a trip to Brisbane (he was driving – he’s the man)
It was his wife that took the call and the shit that hit the fan.
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Fad diets
© Ian Hills 2018
I’ve seen diets come and go, hundreds over the years.
Don’t eat potatoes or onions or bread or any food that has ears.
On the Pritikin diet for ages: I ate nothing too sweet or too fat.
Then Pritikin died of a cancer. I wasn’t so keen after that.
Now they say don’t eat any trans fat – that’s any food made by machine:
Sausages, bread even meat pies – the whole bloody works it would seem.
Trans fat makes pastry so crispy and doesn’t go rancid at all.
It extends the shelf life of the product. The consumer’s shelf life hits the wall.
Some say don’t eat cheese or tomatoes, others don’t eat any meat.
Don’t eat rice, don’t eat fruit, don’t eat carrots -
don’t eat protein that doesn’t have feet.
All this advice is confusing. I think they can all take a hike.
The only advice that’s a constant is to stop eating something you like.
The latest thing now is bacteria. If your tummy bugs are the wrong sort
They can make you so fat you’re enormous, it depends on the type
that you caught.
They say that there is a solution. All that you’ve got to do
Is have a faecal transfusion – get the good bugs into you.
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My remote is buggered
Ian Hills © 2018
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Nature
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Summer storm
© Ian Hills 1987
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And the ducks call quick and softly to the white birds in the tree.
And the tree, the pond, the light pools, call softly back to me.
And floating in my mind is a host of other sights
Of my pond and bird tree, coming on to night.
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Gentler ecstasies
© Ian Hills 1984
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Colour
© Ian Hills 1961
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They set a trap to catch him. They waited half the night.
They thought he might come calling and it seemed that they were right.
The captain even took a turn of sentry by the wall.
Hoping he would catch him when the fox came to call.
The fox, the fox, I see the fox! He ran behind the shed.
Let the dogs out. Get the guns. Get everyone out of bed.
We’d better catch the bastard before he gets away.
I’ve had enough of his midnight raids. Now we’ll make him pay.
Don’t wait, don’t wait. Flee my friend. Run into the night.
Hide from every footfall. Hide from every light.
Run over to the river and along the waterfront.
Lie low until the morning mist can hide you from the hunt.
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Sunrise
© Ian Hills 1975
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Seagulls
© Ian Hills 1962
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Kokoda Track
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Paper hero
Another war
Peace
Do you hear the music?
Waking dream
Jolly good job
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Paper hero
(c) Ian Hills 1981
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Another war
© Ian Hills 2005
And then
The long revenge
Of a neighbour badly used.
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Peace
© Ian Hills 1963
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A melody fair
Trips through the air.
A thunderous note
Swells your heart in your throat.
Melody divine
With notes smooth as wine
Sustains your soul
And makes you whole.
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Waking dream
© Ian Hills 1963
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It’s Sunday night at the Alice. It’s time to head for home.
Time to think of leaving here and head out on our own.
Sunday night at the Alice and we’ve been flying high.
It’s been a great weekend. Now its time to say goodbye.
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Farewell to Townsville
© Ian Hills 1981
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Farewell Darren Ey
© Ian Hills 2018
Twice there were dreadful floods and we thought that we would drown.
He helped us all to safety in a higher part of town.
And when the floods receded and there was no more rain
He helped to fix the place up so we could move back in again.
He would come and change the light bulbs and do it straight away
Or any extra help you need - he’d be there that same day.
He’d help to reach or lift or push, assist with this or that.
But anyone who misbehaved – he’d come and have a chat.
And in the future we’ll remember and be proud we knew the guy.
You can’t forget a bloke like that, we all know Darren Ey.
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Who will keep the bastards honest now that Ben is gone?
Expose corruption in high places – who will take that on?
When workers died and bosses lied it was Ben who let us know.
Where the rich exploit the poor he was there to strike a blow.
Ben would always win an argument and leave you in his wake
Wondering how he knew so much and not make a mistake.
Some called him argumentative; he always loved a fight.
And often you forgave him that – he was so often right.
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Destiny
© Ian Hills 1984
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Title index
A Christmas fairy tale 99
Alice Springs is not the place for me 62
Alice Springs folk festival 90
Alien abduction 49
Another war 124
A very special Christmas 104
A world without Ben 136
Beside the banyan tree 118
Bird tree coming on to night 115
Changing times 76
Colour 117
Decisions 35
Destiny 137
Don’t let the bastards grind you down 101
Do you hear the music 126
Dyslexia bizlecksya 54
Experienced camper 67
Fad diets 107
Fair cow 52
Farewell Darren Ey 134
Farewell to the Fennell’s 135
Farewell to Townsville 132
Fatal encounter 65
Flea flaw flu 47
Flying high 34
Food is forever 102
Future echoes 48
Gentler ecstasies 116
Going home 55
Have you got what it takes? 39
Hung parliament 29
I did but see him passing by 94
Jolly good job 128
Life story 64
Magic hitchhiker 59
Man of the land 85
Michael and Jilly 87
Midwife to the soul 73
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Modern adventurer 61
More than we could do 75
My coward’s hand 33
My life with houses 69
My remote 108
One-eyed John 89
Orange tree 46
Paper hero 123
Peace 125
Poetic emphasis 100
Rainbow warrior 91
Rendezvous 80
Seagulls 120
Show day 88
Summer storm 114
Sunday night at the Alice 131
Sunlight and birdsong 113
Sunrise 119
Tell me your story 79
The chase 77
The emu war 97
The gnome dome 45
The good old days 86
The last page 63
The locksmith 103
The lute of Frederick Flute 109
The maid’s day off 93
The rich man built his house upon the sand 32
The sergeant’s daughter 81
The students are revolting 30
Those men 53
Tis the season to be stressed out 105
Traffic accident 92
Try not to turn love away 74
Waking dream 127
Welcome to the world 133
We’re all heroes now 37
What use is poetry? 26
Whatever happened to the grass 51
What I thought but didn’t say 78
Wunch - a collective noun for bankers 31
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B
Billy the gnome did not have a home 45
Bird is moving leg and bill 114
Birds sing, grass grows, wind blows 127
D
Dark shapes looming in the night 52
Darren Ey is leaving and we are going to miss him 134
Do you hear the music? 126
F
First the yellow - desert sand 117
Frederick Flute can play the lute 109
G
Go silently along the veranda 80
Going to a specialist is never very nice 104
H
Have you got what it takes to honour what you said 39
He is a prince – the royal kind 94
Hello dad it's good to hear your voice 123
Home is the big black tree 55
Hovering, spinning, wheeling, crying 120
How I long to bear your pain 73
How I loved you near to me 75
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I can see from your face 79
I can still remember I’m very sad to say 76
I don’t recall my first home. I think it was destroyed 69
I finished up working in Roebourne 59
I got myself a parrot. I called him Silly Jack 49
I sometimes feel my life’s a cloud floating in the sky 64
I stood where Captain Cook once stood high up on a hill 51
I was born in the wartime. My parents were inclined 74
I was heading to North Queensland on the inland route 65
I wonder what will cure my cough 54
I’ll say goodbye to the beaches and the hill 132
I’m afraid it must be said 103
I’ve found that writing poetry is a very tricky task 100
I’ve seen diets come and go, hundreds over the years 107
If people try to make you do what you consider wrong 101
If you think you’ve gone about as far as you can go 33
It all happens when the folkies meet at Easter in Alice Springs 90
It’s been very good to know you 135
It’s Sunday night at the Alice. Time to head for home 131
L
Last night I couldn’t sleep so I went down to the shore 119
Little birdie flying high 128
M
Michael cooks food that’s delicious 87
My remote is on the blink 108
My spirit seeks high ecstasy 116
O
On the maid’s day off she went walking in the rain 93
One misty freezing morning, focussed on my health 113
One-eyed John is French 89
P
Purple men with yellow spots 53
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Santa’s in a flurry coming up to Christmas Eve 99
She rode out in the morning, horse bounding with delight 92
Some foods are delicious and some foods are nutritious 102
T
That old man has been a welcome friend 137
The fields stretch out before my eyes 125
The Liberal party has a right wing but it doesn’t have a left 34
The night is bright. Around the town the lights 88
The orange tree’s first blossom 46
The pope is very progressive. He will not have you kissing his ring 41
The rich man built his house upon the sand 32
The students are revolting. They took the day off school 30
The world is full of warnings: caution automatic doors 61
There once was an emu named Eric 97
They say an era of my life is coming to a close 63
They set a trap to catch him. They waited half the night 118
They tried to take our heroes away 37
Those government men are at it again 35
Tis the season to be stressed out 105
W
Wandering in the forest 48
We are pleased to be the first to greet you 133
We got married, man and wife 78
We have learned less than nothing 124
What a tease, a flirt, a boy-snatcher 77
What do you call a group of bankers? I mean a collective noun 31
What is the name of that pretty young lady 81
What use is poetry?” the shopkeeper said 26
When I look into your eyes 91
When the flea saw the fly on the floor 47
Who will keep the bastards honest now that Ben is gone 136
Y
Years ago when I was young 86
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Chronological Index
1960’s
Colour .......................................... 117
Do you hear the music? ............. 126
Dyslexia bizlecksya ..................... 54
Fair cow........................................ 52
Future echoes .............................. 48
Orange tree .................................. 46
Peace ............................................. 125
Rendezvous ................................. 80
Seagulls......................................... 120
Show day ...................................... 88
The chase ..................................... 77
The good old days ...................... 86
The last page................................ 63
Those men ................................... 53
Waking dream ............................ 127
1970’s
Bird tree coming on to night .... 115
Don’t let the bastards ................. 101
Midwife to the soul..................... 73
One-eyed John ............................ 89
Sunrise.......................................... 119
Tell me your story ...................... 79
Try not to turn love away .......... 74
1980’s
Alice Springs folk festival .......... 90
Alice Springs is not the place .... 62
Destiny ......................................... 137
Farewell to Townsville ............... 132
Gentler ecstasies ......................... 116
Have you got what it takes?....... 39
Life story ...................................... 64
More than we could do .............. 75
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1990’s
Going home ..................................... 55
The sergeant’s daughter ................. 81
2000’s
Alien abduction ............................... 49
Another war ..................................... 124
Man of the land ............................... 85
2010’s
A Christmas fairy tale ..................... 99
A very special Christmas ................ 104
A world without Ben....................... 136
Beside the Banyan Tree .................. 118
Changing times................................ 76
Decisions, decisions ........................ 35
Experienced Camper ...................... 67
Fad diets............................................ 107
Farewell Darren Ey ......................... 134
Farewell to the Fennell’s ................. 135
Fatal Encounter ............................... 65
Flea flaw flue .................................... 47
Flying high ....................................... 34
Food is forever on my mind .......... 102
Hung Parliament ............................ 29
I did but see him passing by .......... 94
Jolly good job ................................... 128
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Index of illustrations
Full page illustrations
51 Beach
43 Billy the gnome
115 Bird tree
95 Eric the emu
(also front cover)
47 Flea flaw flue
116, 149 Foxtail palm
27 Hung parliament
121 Kokoda Track
71 Love
57 Magic hitchhiker
83 Man of the land
17, 148 Musgroom house
111 Nature
55 Pandanis
125 Peace
25 Poetry book
129 Sailing away
48 Which way
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Miniature illustrations
128 Atomic cloud,
45 Billy the gnome
113 Birdsong
65 Caravan
64 Cloud
137 Death
137 Destiny
61 Dragon
86 Drover
97 Eric the emu
128 Flying pig,
109 Frederick Flute,
29 Hung parliament,
103 Locksmith
73 Love
59 Magic hitchhiker,
93 Maid
85 Man of the land
108 My remote,
123 Paper Hero,
65 Stream
114 Summer storm,
63 The last page
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