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Accident Liars For You
Accident Liars For You
Accident Liars For You
SIMON: A service like not lauging at your stupid accident in the first place. I can walk past a
man in speedo and snorkel attempting to weld the end of a bus…
JOHN: A man tiptoeing on top of a pair of stepladders, next to a swimming pool, using a
chainsaw with the power cable wrapped around his neck… my face, completely
smirk free.
JOHN uses his index fingers on both hands to point to his own very serious face
SEAN: When a blind electrician accidently fries his hostile step daughter face
SIMON: We’ll put your sincere case honestly, with method acting. And if we stay on the run
JOHN: (talking to Simon and Sean) All this running from the government has damaged my
knee!
All FREEZE.