Be More

Productive!
100 Surefire Solutions To Help
You Live Life More Efficiently
Than Anyone Else Around You.
By world-renowned Brain Science intern Casper V.
Trapmalett

1. Helmet Sense: Check

2. Camouflage: Check
3. Caps Lock: Check
4. Seashore: Check
5. Jazz Toothpicks, Tiny People Made Out Of:
Check
6. Disney™ DVDs: Check
7. Banter: Check
8. Fast Lane: Check
9. Hope & Phonics: Check
10. Catholics, AOL Instant Messenger &
Phonics: Check
11. Elbow Grease: Check
12. Suspicion: Check
13. Heat Lamp: Check
14. Heaven: Check
15. Big Damn Guns: Check
16. Mello Yello™: Check
17. Says Who: Check
18. Oh My God: Check
19. Shipwreck: Check
20. Energy: Check
21. Golden Intersection: Check
22. Easy Money: Check
23. Face With Logs & Lasers: Check
24. Chess Tourney: Check
25. William Tell: Check
26. Stay Pretty Distant: Check
26. Yay, Yay Shopping Spree: Check
26. Pain: Check
27. Candy For Kids: Check
28. Awesome: Check
29. Even My Eyes Get Bigger When They Hear
You Smile: Check
30. Prison Guard Magazine: Check
31. Facts: Check
32. Jumbo Brownie Bunny: Check
33. This Island’s On Fire: Check
34. Train: Check
35. Phone Cord Bracelet: Check
36. Aprons: Check
37. Dinosaurs: Check
38. Households / Holding Hands: Check
39. Fantasy Salad: Check
40. Immediate Openings: Check
41. First Time Cuddling: Check
42. Own Up: Check
43. Stubborn Duck: Meat Bucket
44. Wash Your Car: Check
45. Chirp Sounds: Check
46. Big Math: Check
47. Sorry: Check
48. Sports & That Hat You Always Wear: Check
49. Dinner With Everyone: Check
50. Lawn Gear: Check
51. The Sun: Check
52. Fancy Belly: Check
53. Whale Gets Penthouse Views: Check
54. Piggyback Ride: Check
55. Snakes: Check
56. Running As Fast As You Can: Check
57. Make Sense, Make Friends: Check
58. Famous Spender: Check
59. Get Out: Check
60. Look In The Mirror: Check
61. She Always Stood With Hands On Her Hips:
Check
62. Winter: Check
63. Shadows: Check
64. Steel City: Check
65. Shop For Dance Clothes: Check
66. Weather: Check
67. Question Mark Quarry: Check
68. Ox: Check
69. Hi! I Missed You So Much!!! Check
70. Menus: Check
71. Plainsong: Check
72. Bubbles: Check
73. Heartache: Check
74. Lip Dub Juice: Check
75. Flag: Check
76. Chinatown: Check
77. Pie: Pie
78. Faces Of Honor: Check
79. Wheat: Check
80. G-Force: Check
81. The River: Check
82. Solid Username: Check
83. Legyél Magyar: Check
83. Cannon Ball Noise: Check
84. Answers In Water ptV: Check
86. Tools & Concerts: Check
86. 4: Check
86. I Don’t Get It: Check
96. Mmm, Stolen Kiss: Check
97. Clean Up Good Tomorrow: Check
98. Vibrating With Honesty: Check
99. Drumbeat: Check
100. Yep, Bye!!!!!!! Check