There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.

Turd

A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet
where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They
don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly,
uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.

This turd's doesn't want to leave!

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!

HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!

dude, that turd looks like Clinton