THE WICKER
A Screenplay
by
Anthony ShafferEXT: MAIN SEASIDE STREET OF ULLWATER = DAY
We follow the rrogress of a postman as he walks down
tie main street distributing his letters to people
who wait for him outside their houses, In two or
three cases we notice in close up that one of the
letters in a bundle are official police lette:
a) A householder opens a parking fin
b) A Butcher opens a summons for
keeping meat in an insanitary manner.
c) A lady publican opens a summons for
late closing.
All are signed Weil Howie, Sergeant West Highland
Police,
Camera cranes up as the postman walks on down the
Street and turns in to the police station. This
angle allows us to see the iead grey rooves and
white walls of the town, crowding down to the har-
bour.
INTs OUTER OFFICE POLICE STATION - DAY
P.C, McTaggart stands behind the desk as the Post-
man comes in prominently holding an unofficial,
handwritten envelope.
POSTMAN
Morning Hugh.
MCTAGGART
Morning Postiel What have you
got there?
POSTHAN
It's for his nibs, It's only
fair I suppose, seeing I've been
distributing his billetdoos all
the morning,
The camera moves into a close up of the letter
which we note is addresaed to Sergeant Howie West
Highland Police Uliwater, The stamp is franked
with an elaborate Apple over the words Sunmerisle
Apples.
POSTMAN
It's postmarked Summer Isle, Got
a piece of skirt over there, 7
shouldn't wonder,2 couTD
he Postman glances in the direction of a door marked
Sergeant Howie, Private.
MCTAGGART
What hin? The only woman in his
life is the Virgin Mary,
POSTMAN
I thought he was going steady with
Mary Bannock.
cr MCTAGGART
te Steady's right. In two years
he hasn't so much as tickled har
fancy.
£ (affected voice)
~ He's Keeping himself pure for
the wedding.
& POSTHAN
Poor old Mary. I don't know what
she's doing going around with him,
When they're married she'll he on
her knees in church more often
than on her back in bed...
Conversation trails away, Sergeant Howie stands in
the doorway of his office looking coldly at the two
men. He i3 a well built, shortish Scot, neat and dour.
‘The Postman takes his shoepish leave.
f POSTHAN
! Morning all.
ic The door to the street closes behind him, McTaggart
fu holds out the letter,
MOTAGGART
There's a letter for you, Sergeant.
Howie moves slowly to the desk and takes the letter
from MeTaggart, In silence he returns to his own room
ie closing the door.
E 3° «INT: HOWIE'S OFFICE ~ DAY
Howie outs open his letter, and sitting down, xeads it
through slowly. He thinks for a monent, looks at it
C again, then rises and opens his door.
o
KO HONIE
E Hugh, come in here please,