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Girls and Dolls
Girls and Dolls
Girls and Dolls
1 The Room
ADULT CLARE sits on a chair. She is staring intently at the
wall in front of her. She is waiting.
2 The Street
EMMA / CLARE.
See see my playmate.
Come out and play with me.
And bring your dolly too,
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rainbow.
Come through my cellar door.
And we’ll be jolly friends,
For ever more.
Break.
No. No my playmate.
I cannot play with you,
My dolly’s got the flu,
Boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo,
There is no rainbow,
I broke your cellar door,
Will we be jolly friends?
For ever more?
3 The Room
ADULT CLARE (the coffee). I’ll get you one of these if you
want. (Realises that EMMA can’t see what she’s talking
about so lifts the cup above her head.) A coffee.
ADULT EMMA. You were sick in the head, that’s what I heard.
ADULT CLARE. And you believed it. You didn’t question it?
ADULT CLARE. I’m not dead. I’m here. And I’m not going
anywhere. (Beat.) Can I turn around now?
4 The Park
EMMA. No. You can’t. Of course you can’t! You can’t turn
round till you reach a hundred.
CLARE. How am I?
CLARE. Under the slide! Five times in a row and you’ve been
under the slide.
CLARE. Not if you always use it. (Beat.) This isn’t even a
game any more. It’s just me counting and you lying under
the fucking slide.
EMMA. I do not.
CLARE. I know.
CLARE. Marbles.
EMMA. Nope
CLARE. Tennis.
EMMA. Tennis? Clare, who the hell plays tennis? When have
we ever played tennis?
CLARE. Rackets.
EMMA. What?
EMMA. Bitch.
CLARE. Psycho!
EMMA. No, the blood’s coming from your hand, you’ve cut
your hand.
CLARE. Aye, well, that’s not what I’ll be telling your ma.
5 The Room
ADULT EMMA. No. You always knew how to get what you
wanted.
ADULT CLARE. And what about you? Are you still the
pathetic follower?
ADULT CLARE. If I’d really been that bright, I’d have done
what you did. I’d have played your hand. You were the one
that got away.
ADULT EMMA. You’re pathetic. This is all you have, isn’t it?
But people aren’t interested any more, people literally don’t
know that you’re alive. Is that why you decided to hunt me
down?
ADULT EMMA. But I have a life and you can’t stand that.
You want to destroy it. Because that’s what you do. You
destroy things.
6 The School
MR RICE. I will not tell you again, boy, put that down, you’ll
have somebody’s eye out with that! Would you do that in
your own house? (Beat.) That was a rhetorical question. Do
you know what rhetorical means? (Beat.) No, I sometimes
suspect, Connor, that when you were born they threw away
the child and your mother raised the afterbirth.
EMMA. But the thing is, Connor deserves it. He smells of piss
and sometimes tries to feel my leg. Connor’s a pig.
Not the biggest pig though. (Beat.) The biggest pig
(Beat.) has to be Laura.
LAURA. It’s going be at the pool. It’s a pool party and there’ll
be a magician there. There’s gonna be a whole
entertainment area with games and stuff and prizes . . .
proper prizes, not like the ones at Louise Keogh’s party.
Mammy said they looked like they came out of Christmas
crackers. No, mine will be all Barbie things, Barbie clothes,
Barbie stationary, Barbie cars, Barbie pets, everything. And
everyone’s invited. (Beat.) Except you, Emma, Mammy
says you dress like the homeless.
MR RICE. If you learn anything from me, boys and girls, let it
be this. One – Animal Farm was the best book ever written.
Two – The Rolling Stones are the best band of all time. And
three – teaching is the worst profession in the world.
EMMA. So you need to just keep your head down and get on
with things because you really don’t want to get kicked out
of Mr Rice’s class. The only other P6 teacher is Miss Ryder.
Total mentalist. (Beat.) So since
you’re gonna be in my class and you’re gonna live in my
street I think we should probably be best friends. (Beat.)
You don’t already have one, do you?
7 The Room
RITA. I see your mother sent you out like a walking wrinkle
again. I don’t even have time to iron you out a bit . . . We’ll
be late for mass.
EMMA. Well, when you were in Lourdes I never went for two
weeks.
RITA. Isn’t it a good job then I had the knees prayed off
myself? I just might’ve done enough for both of us.
RITA. I know your mother’s not well, but you think that lazy
brute she got married to would feel some sense of duty. Do
you know what happens when wee girls don’t go to mass?
Our Lady cries . . . and her tears make rain and wee girls
can’t go out to play.
EMMA. You said that’s what happens when wee girls swear.
RITA. There are other girls. Nicer girls. That Clare’s such a
strange child, strange family – and you know Josie?
Number seventy-two? Big hair, one arm shorter than the
other? – Well, Josie tells me that apparently . . . (In a low
voice.) they’re protestants. Imagine.
EMMA. Naw, that’s just the way she dresses. She’s always so
neat.
9 The Room
ADULT EMMA. ‘This is our new life’, she would say. ‘People
won’t understand, we’ll keep it to ourselves, never mention
it, not a word.’
ADULT EMMA. No. Rita doesn’t lie. She wouldn’t know how
to.
10 Clare’s Kitchen
CLARE. Playing.
CLARE. Where are you going, Mammy? You’re not going out,
are you? Are you going out?
CLARE’S MOTHER. No
CLARE. I’m sorry about the dress, really I’m sorry, it won’t
ever happen again, I promise. Just please let me come. I’ll
be good. I’ll be quiet.
13 The Street
EMMA and CLARE are removing stolen items from their
person and throwing them down on the pavement.
CLARE. A tomato.
CLARE. A toothbrush.
EMMA. No way!
CLARE. Look.
CLARE. He does.
CLARE. But I’m not dead, I’m here, and I have a packet of
water balloons.
14 The Room
15 The Street
ADULT EMMA. You put this key in its back and you could
make it cry and crawl and it took a bottle, and wet its
nappy –
EMMA. Why did you do that, Clare? Why did you do it?
EMMA. It’s okay, it’s all right, we’ll play somewhere else.
We’ll find somewhere else to play.
17 The Room
18 The Wood
EMMA. Bee! Bee! Giant freaking bee! (She clasps her neck
and yells.) Aghh! Jesus.
PETE (pointing towards the tree house). There you go, girls . . .
What do you reckon?
PETE. It’s not a question of not wanting it. I’m fifteen now . . .
exams coming up . . . think it’s about time I let it go . . .
breaks my heart, like, it really does.
19 The Room
CLARE. I woke up early. It was too early for you; you’d have
still been in bed.
CLARE. Sorry, okay. I’m sorry. We can get it later. Stop crying
at me.
EMMA. I know there isn’t. I never said there was. I’m just
wondering. I’m just asking.
21 The Room
22 The Shop
CLARE. It’s about the rugs, the ones you sell down the back.
EMMA. We want the red one you see . . . but we can’t afford
it.
23 The Room
ADULT EMMA. All right. If I did, then where did I get the
money?
EMMA. Pack it in; you know fine rightly it’s me. (Beat.)
Daddy?
EMMA’S FATHER. What?
EMMA. Can I have a tenner?
EMMA. Please.
EMMA’S FATHER. Tea? Tea did you say? Thank you very
much; I’d love a cup.
CLARE. I know.
CLARE’S FATHER. Take it off.
CLARE. No.
26 The Room
ADULT EMMA. It came from you. Your father gave you that
money and you sent me to the shop with it. You sent me
there and you told me to buy the red rug.
ADULT CLARE. If I gave you his money – that was it. I gave
it to you. It was yours. I wouldn’t have wanted to know
what you did with it.
ADULT EMMA. Then you cried. You sent me for it but didn’t
want it any more. ‘I don’t like how it looks, I don’t like how
it feels.’ Spoilt brat, that’s what you were.
ADULT CLARE. I gave you his money to get rid of it and what
did you do? You carpeted my other world with it, with him.
A silence.
ADULT EMMA. It’s very good. I didn’t even see that coming.
No really, that is very good. Because what it does – well,
I don’t need to tell you this, I’m sure you know.
ADULT CLARE. I’m not asking you to feel sorry for me.
ADULT EMMA. I’d say you do. You’ve managed it. I didn’t
think you would but you’ve done it. You’ve given yourself
an excuse.
ADULT EMMA. That’s all you want? You just want to know
what happened. (Beat.) And once you do, that’s the end of it?
Silence.
I mean, as far as I’m concerned. Once you know, you’re
finished with me?
EMMA. No. Jesus! For the new girl. For the ghost.
CLARE. Why?
EMMA. She said it’ll be tough on her, out on her own for the
first time. She said it’s hard work bringing up a baby alone.
(Beat.) Imagine, no man, a squealing brat and a haunted
house – life’s shit.
28 The Room
EMMA. Dunno.
CLARE. Sssssh . . .
CLARE. They both came out and sat in the garden yesterday.
EMMA. They both came out and sat in the garden! Surely not!
The mad bastards! (Pause.) We’ve been here all day.
EMMA. You won’t go to the park, you won’t swipe from the
shop. You won’t go to the tree house, you won’t go on your
rollerboots.
EMMA. Later? So until later we’ll sit here and wait for that
boring cow and the boring brat to come out and, shock
horror, sit in their front garden again.
A short pause.
CLARE. No.
EMMA. I’m not a dick, you’re the dick. It’s not like I need
you.
30 The Room
ADULT EMMA. Not like you were. I mean, you would watch
them.
ADULT EMMA. It was more than that. It wasn’t just that you
watched them. It was the way you watched them, like you
were studying them. Even then I knew it wasn’t normal,
even then I knew there was something unhealthy about it.
ADULT CLARE. And what were you doing? (Beat.) Did you
watch me while I watched them?
33 The Room
ADULT EMMA. There were pieces of you all over me. Your
mess was all over me and I’ve never been able to clean it up.
34 The Street
CLARE. I’m Clare and this here’s Emma. We’re best friends.
DERVLA. I better get back to the house – I just left the baby
for a second.
35 The Room
ADULT EMMA. Meant you could see right into their living
room from where you sat.
ADULT CLARE. You were telling lies, you’re still telling the
same lies.
36 The Park
EMMA. ‘We love babies!’ When on God’s green Earth did we decide that
we loved babies?
CLARE. Shut up, Emma. It’s all right, isn’t it? I mean it’s
good craic.
EMMA. It’s good craic for her. (Indicating Shannon.) She has
two dickheads taking turns to push her swing.
EMMA. I won’t.
EMMA. Dancing?
CLARE. Well, she had her in her arms to start with, then she
put her down and took her by the hands, they were twirling
round and round, she was in stitches.
CLARE. Dervla.
CLARE. It’s great, isn’t it? Just them together. I think it’s
great. It’s better like that; you know they seem dead happy,
don’t they? And sometimes they just sit, they just sit there and
watch the TV and it’ll just be cartoons, you know, stupid
cartoons, the boring ones, the real baby ones but it doesn’t
matter, she doesn’t care. It just looks right, I always think to myself, that looks
right. It’s a wee picture. It’s safe.
CLARE. What?
37 The Room
ADULT EMMA. It was just one day. That’s all. One stupid
day. We could have done a dozen different things, gone a
dozen different places that day.
40 The Street
EMMA (out of breath). There you are. I was down at the park
looking for you and everything. Right, the bad news is I
went to the shop and Dennis says he doesn’t have any rope,
and if he did . . . (Remembers what he said.) and if he did
he’d effing hang himself with it rather than spend another
day working in this hole. (Beat.) The good news is Pete
has some. He said he’ll charge a pound for it. The other bad
news is Laura has her eye on the same lamp post. (Deep
breath.) Now, I have fifty p so I just need you to get the
other half.
CLARE. Look.
EMMA. And what? Who gives a shit? We can’t lose our swing
to Laura – come on Clare, shift.
41 The Room
ADULT EMMA. Our Lady must have wept a lot that week,
the week he showed up. Still hot, but pissing with rain –
and for most of it he was there standing on her doorstep –
drenched, knocking, he was always knocking, you said. You
weren’t so taken with him. It felt like the longest seven days
of my life. There was nothing to do.
42 The Street
CLARE. Snap.
EMMA. Raging.
CLARE. Snap.
EMMA. For God’s sake! Raging! Well, I still have more cards,
I’m still the winner. You’re the LOSER. You’re the LOSER!
Clare? Clare?
CLARE. Nothing.
EMMA. Only cos it’s bucketing, she might ruin her ringlets.
43 Clare’s Bedroom
CLARE’S MOTHER. Look at me, Clare. Look at me. You
need to pay attention to this. It’s a week, right. I’m going to
hang them up in order, so you just have to lift them out, you
start with this blue dress here and you work your way back.
Are you following me, Clare? (Beat.) What else? (Pause.)
Oh, all your hair bobbles are lined up here, on the dresser
so they’re in the same order as the outfits, right, okay – so
that’s Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and all your underwear
is in your top drawer there and your socks, wear your ankle
socks now, don’t be running around in knee socks, they’re
for school. I hate girls running around in knee socks in the
summer. Don’t be walking about like a tramp, Clare, you’re
a big girl now – this is your responsibility.
44 The Street
EMMA. Snap.
CLARE. Naw.
CLARE. Really?
EMMA. Aye, my ma went away for five days one time and my
hair never got brushed.
EMMA. When?
CLARE. I saw him today, he rapped the door, and then he just
went away.
EMMA. That rhymes. You’re a poet and you don’t know it, ha
ha!
EMMA. I dunno.
EMMA. Ach, Clare, that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m not
talking about me punching Connor. I’m talking about her
being a dick. (Holding her hand out from under the shelter.)
I think it’s stopping. Come on, let’s go and walk the baby.
45 The Room
46 Clare’s Bedroom
CLARE. What are you doing here? How did you get in?
EMMA. It was open, your da’s out in the street, he said just to
come on up.
CLARE. Well, you’ll have to go. I’m too busy. You’ll have to
go.
CLARE. No. I’m telling the truth. I need to clean up the mess.
CLARE. It’s filthy, it’s dirty, even these (the dolls), even these
stupid things, they’re disgusting. They all need to be
washed. She’ll go mad. So you see I have no time, that’s all.
CLARE. Okay. Right. Okay. Umm, now hold on, don’t touch
anything yet, not yet, I want to do them all in order.
EMMA. Aye.
CLARE. Sooner.
EMMA. Sorry, I thought you knew. I thought you were behind it.
EMMA. Aye.
EMMA. Aye.
CLARE. What?
CLARE. What?
47 The Room
A moment.
It was late, and it was dark and I was in my room. All over
now. The smell still everywhere. I could never sleep after
a nightmare. I mean . . . I know what I should have done.
I should have screamed and cried. I should have broken,
shattered, I should have tore things up and down. I should
have made noise. I should have opened my mouth and let
all the noise, any noise just stream out. And it did rise up in
me. It went right up through my gut, across my chest and
into my throat, but it would get lodged there, get stuck, it
never did reach my mouth, my lips, it just slowly slid back
down, then the threat was over, it settled, subsided, rested.
Silence.
48 The Street
EMMA. Who does he think he is? Why does he not like us? I
mean, what the hell is there not to like about us?
ADULT CLARE. But when I reach the house, the front door’s
open.
CLARE. It’s okay. It’s all right. She wants to see the tree
house. (Beat.) Will we take you to the tree house, Shannon?
CLARE. There you go, wee woman, that’s better, isn’t it?
ADULT EMMA. Seemed even further that day. And the rain
started again. Pouring down, and I wasn’t sure what we
were doing or why we were doing it – I just kept following
you. I just kept moving.
EMMA. Come on, pull your wee jumper up over your head.
ADULT EMMA. I tried to make her walk faster. I had her arm
and I was . . .
ADULT EMMA. She cried because she hurt her legs. She
walked through some nettles. You were shouting:
CLARE. Emma, why are you just standing there? Why is she
crying?
CLARE. Then pick her up, pick her up and come on.
EMMA (to Shannon). Ssh doll, we’re nearly there, then you’ll
see the big tree house, you’ll like that.
CLARE (to Shannon). There we go, it’s all over now, it’s
finished now. Look, look where you are. This is nice, isn’t
it? Ssh, you can ssh now.
EMMA. Ssh.
EMMA. Ssh.
EMMA. Ssh.
ADULT CLARE. No. You never once said that. I can hear you
shouting – I can hear you screaming but I can’t hear you
say that.
CLARE. Are you stupid? Just be quiet, just shut your fucking
mouth.
ADULT CLARE. Just ssh, it’s okay, just close your wee eyes, I
told her.
ADULT EMMA. You dropped her and she was lying in the
muck. (Beat.) We didn’t do anything for a while, we just
stood there. We just stared. I mean she could’ve been
sleeping. I thought she might move.
CLARE screams.
ADULT CLARE. She didn’t though, did she? She never did.
EMMA. Come on, Clare. I need your help. I need you to help
me.
ADULT CLARE. No. They soon slotted the big clumsy jigsaw
pieces together.
ADULT CLARE. They waited with their breath held and their
pencils sharpened.
ADULT EMMA. They got us. (Beat.) I didn’t get away, you
know.
Silence.
ADULT CLARE. And when we look behind us, the road has
disappeared; we’re stuck there, no way back. And all we
can see is the tree house, the big green tree house. But we
don’t climb up, we just stay where we are, we stay there
holding her, keeping her steady. Frozen, just waiting,
waiting for me to open my eyes, waiting for me to wake up.
End.