Entertainment Guide script and Planning

● DVD set of videos of me doing things that entertain me

● Clips of people watching / doing / talking about said DVD set
● Lots of, “But wait… There’s more!”
● I want one of those things where there’s a rapidly scrolling list of things on screen and
the words that are being said are a different color than the words that aren’t, if that
makes any sense
● Adjective for the name: Grand, Outstanding… goodly
● Possibly some kind of slowly spinning apparatus, like those that show infomercial
products
● It might be very funny if I played everyone in the commercial… But, with like wigs
and mustaches… I have two wigs at home.

VOICEOVER
Have you ever been bored?

We see short clips of people laying on the floor, wandering around rooms, doing one
small action over again (tapping a pencil, opening and closing something), looking in a
refrigerator, leaving, then looking in it again. All of these clips are in a gray or sepia tone
to display how truly bored and the “before” in a “before and after” photo these people
are feeling.

VOICEOVER
Boredom can be hard. It can take over your whole day! But not to fear, Chloe Pepin’s
Goodly Entertainment Guide is here!
We all know Chloe Pepin. Her roles in films Spy Girlz, The Backson, New Montana, Pam’s
Pants Emporium, and as co-singer of Strawberry Opera made her a household name. She Commented [1]: These are actual references to
reinvented the infomercial world at only age 12, and now she’s back with Chloe Pepin’s movies and songs I created with my friends
Goodly Entertainment Guide!

Clips of all of these things / the ones I can find play during the Voiceover, and photos of
me on the qvc channel (I can create some).

VOICEOVER
Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide is chock full of her favorite ways to fight
boredom! Hop along the Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide train! Next stop, a
whole lot of fun.

VOICEOVER
This marvelous seven-DVD-set features a sleek, accordion design and a shoulder strap,
making it easy to carry the seemingly never-ending 131 hours of entertainment
anywhere!
 We see people carrying the Goodly Guide.

HAPPY CUSTOMER #1 (Kim R.)

Chloe’s Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide transformed my life. I wake up every
morning and I just feel like a new person. I feel no boredom, whatsoever.

HAPPY CUSTOMER #2 (Don P.)

It’s incredible! It really is incredible. I didn’t think I would ever be able to not be bored,
but look at me! I have so many things to do, thanks to Chloe’s suggestions.

HAPPY CUSTOMER #3 (Sheryl B.)

A favorite activity of mine is making lists. I’ve started using it as a fun thing to do when
my monthly QVC channel viewing parties get a little dull.

VOICEOVER
Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide livens up events and virtually cures boredom!
This convenient seven-disc-set is packed with new and innovative ways to keep you
entertained!
Making lists! Laughing! Lip syncing! Learning elaborate dancing from musicals! Eating
lettuce in silence! It’s all here!

CHLOE PEPIN
Boredom is something that happens to us all. Hey, even I get bored sometimes… but not
anymore.

Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide is yours for only eight easy payments of
$37.99! But, wait! That’s not all! If you call in the next twelve seconds, we’ll throw in a
personalized shoulder strap cover for free! (Just pay separate shipping and handling.)

Buy it for yourself! Buy it for your sibling! Buy it as a gift for your coworkers!
Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide is waiting for you!

SLIGHTLY SPED UP VOICE THAT PLAYS AT THE END OF EVERY INFOMERCIAL

Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide belongs to Chloe Pepin. Chloe Pepin’s
Goodly Entertainment Guide should not be duplicated. Chloe Pepin’s Goodly
Entertainment Guide can not be returned or refunded. Chloe Pepin is not actually
authorized to sell Chloe Pepin’s Goodly Entertainment Guide.
Batteries not included.

Prop / Supplies list: Camera, some kind of accordion-in DVD case (my Scooby-Doo
one?), a shoulder strap / some kind of fabric we could easily attach to case, headphones
and music (for lip syncing), markers and paper and things to create a custom cover for
the dvd case, I’ll probably only need one person to help me (if I end up playing everyone)
but I may need up to three, my two wigs and possibly a fake mustache, lettuce, paper and
pen