17.

Smell of Rebellion Music & Lyrics

Tim Minchin

Flute 1 2 3 4

Flute
To Alto Sax.
ff lunga
Bass Clarinet

Bass Clarinet
in Bb
ff lunga
mp

Trumpet 1

ff lunga

Trumpet 2

ff lunga

Trb /
Bass Trb
ff lunga

Percussion

Timps sf

Timpani
mp
Dist electric lunga
lunga

Electric Guitar
f

Kbd 1 ff
lunga
Piano

Trunchball: Look at you. Flabby! Disgusting! Revolting! Revolting, I say!

I think its time we toughened you all up with a little... Phys-ed.
3
Voice

This school of late has star -ted reek - ing, Qui - et, Mag - got, when I'm speak - ing, reek -ing with a most dis -turb -ing scent. On -ly the

Voice

Bass Clarinet
Band

Tutti

MD ff lunga
Timp/Bass
Kbd 2

Cello

ff
lunga
pizz

String Bass
ff mp
lunga

[bs cl]

Piano
3 3

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5 6 7 8 9
Alto Sax To Fl. Flute
Alto Saxophone
ff

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

open

Trumpet 1

harmon mute

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Vibraslap / Cym

Percussion
ff

Timpani

distortion To Acoustic
Electric Guitar
ff

Kbd 1 mf
Piano TO KEYBOARD

3
Voice

fi -nest nos -trils smell it, but I know it oh too well, it is the o -dour of re - bel - lion, it's the bou -quet of dis - sent. And you may

Voice

Tutti
Band

Kbd 1

MD Cello
Kbd 2

Cello
mp ff

String Bass

Piano [br shake]

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10 11 12 13
A
Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2
mp

Trb /
Bass Trb

Cym scrape

Percussion

Timpani
mp

Electric Guitar

Harp

Kbd 1 mp
Piano

Voice

bet your brit - ches this head - mis - tress finds this foul o - dif - er - ous - ness whol - ly ol - fac - to - ri - ly in - sul - ting. And

Voice

Tpt 2 Bass Cl.

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello
mp

String Bass

Piano

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14 15 16 17 18

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

brushes light fill

Percussion
mp

Timpani

Electric Guitar

top note on cue

Harp
Kbd 1 spread
Piano white note gliss
chord

Voice

so to stop the sten -ch's spread, I find a ses -sion of Phys -Ed sorts the mere -ly rank from the re - volt - ing. The smell of re - bel-

Voice

Perc
light fill
Band

CUE top note Keys 1 Harp spread

MD
C# D Eb F# Gb A B#
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Harp
Piano spread
chord

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19 20 21 22 23
B
Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

Acoustic Guitar
G‹ D7 G‹ D7 E¨7 D7 G‹ D7
Electric Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

3 3
Voice

- lion comes out in the sweat, and Phys - Ed will get you sweat - ing. And it won't be long be - fore I smell the

Voice

Band

MD
Kbd 2 G‹ D7 G‹ D7 E¨7 D7 G‹ D7

Cello

String Bass

Piano G‹ D7/A G‹/B¨ D/C E¨7 D G‹ D7/A

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24 25 26 27 28 29

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

harmon mute
Trumpet 1
mp

Trumpet 2

mp

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

G‹ D7 E¨7 D7 C‹ Gº D
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

3 3 3

Voice

pong of aid - ing and a - bet - ting. A bit of Phys - Ed. will tell us who has a head full of re -bel - li - ous thoughts. HOLD!

Voice

Tpts
Band
mp

MD
Kbd 2 G‹ D7 E¨7 D7 C‹ Gº D

Cello

String Bass

Piano G‹/B¨ D/C E¨7 D C‹ C©º D

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30 31 32 33 34

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

FILL
Percussion

Timpani

C‹ Gº D
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

3 3

Voice

HOLD! Just like a rot - ten egg floats to the top of a buc - ket of wa - ter. The smell of re - bel -

Voice

Band

MD
Kbd 2 C‹ Gº D

Cello

String Bass

Piano C‹ A/C© D

1-12-10 8
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35 36 37 38 39 40
C
Flute

straight e
Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

G‹ D7 G‹ D7 E¨7 D7 G‹ D7 G‹ D7
Acoustic Guitar

mp
Kbd 1
Piano Str

3
Voice

- lion, the stench of re - volt, the reek of in - sub -or - di - na - tion, A whiff of re -sis tance, the pong of dis - sent, the funk of

Voice

One two three four I can't take it a - ny more. One two three four

Band

MD
Kbd 2 Bass Cl
G‹ D7 G‹ D7 E¨7 D7 G‹ D7 G‹ D7

Cello

String Bass

Piano G‹ D7/A G‹/B¨ D/C E¨7 D7 G‹ D7/A G‹/B¨ D/C

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41 42 43 44 45

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

E¨7 D7 C‹ Gº
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

3 3
Voice

mu - ti - ny in ac - tion. Be - fore a weed be -comes too big and gree - dy, you real - ly need to nip it in the bud.
Matilda & Miss Honey
Voice

But that's
I can'ttake
not it right
a - ny more.

Band

Arco Str

MD
Kbd 2 p
E¨7 D7

Cello

String Bass

Piano E¨7 D7 C‹ A/C # A D

1-12-10
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46 47 48 49 50

Flute

To Cl.
Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

FILL
Percussion

Timpani

C‹ Gº D7
Acoustic Guitar

solo

Kbd 1
Piano TO PIANO

3 3

Voice

Be -fore the worm starts to turn you must scrape off the dirt and rip it from the mud. A whiff of in - sur-

Voice

Piano
Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano C‹ A7 D

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51 52 53 54
Flute
Flute
mp

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

mp

Trumpet 2

mp
straight mute????

Trb /
Bass Trb
mp
Ride

Percussion
rim

Timpani

A‹ E7 A‹ E7 F7 E7
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1 3 3
Piano

3
Voice

gence, the stench of in - tent, the reek of pre - pu - bes - cent pro - test, Matilda & Miss
A Honey
funk of de -

Voice

One two three four One two three four But that's
I can't take
not it
3

Band
3 3

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano A‹ E7/B A‹/C E/D F7 E7

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55 56 57 58

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

FILL
Percussion

Timpani

A‹ E7 A‹ E7 F7 E
Acoustic Guitar

3
3
3

Kbd 1
Piano

3
3
Voice

fi - ance, the o - dour of coup, the waft of a - nar - chy in pro - gress. Once we

Voice

right
One
a - ny two three four One two three four I can't take it a - ny more.
3
3
3

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano A‹ E7/B A‹/C E/D F7 E7

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59 60 61 62 63
E
Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano mf U.C.

"All right, let's step it up. Double-time."

Voice

ex - er - cise these de - mons, they shall be too pooped for dream - in'. Some dou-ble -time dis - ci -pline should stop the rot from set -ting in.

Voice

Band

Kbd 1 + Cello

MD
Kbd 2

Cello
mp

String Bass

Piano D‹ A‹ B7 E7

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Double-time 64 65 66 67
(straight e) F
Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

stacc
Trb /
Bass Trb

Congas - stupid - fast

etc.
Percussion

Timpani

A‹ E7
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano 1, 2, 3, 4

Voice

1, 2, 3, 4... Dis - ci - plne, dis - ci - pline, for child - ren who aren't lis - ten - ing, for mid -gets who are fid - get - ing and

Voice

Band

+Congas - stupid - fast

MD Pizz Str mapped on offbeats

Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass
mf

Double-time F
(straight e)

etc.
Piano A‹ E7

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68 69 70 71 72

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

D‹ A‹ F7 E7 A‹
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

whis -per -ing in his - to - ry, their chat -ter - ing and chit -ter - ing, their nat - ter - ing and twit -ter - ing is tem -pered by a smat -ter - ing of dis - ci - pline. We

Voice

Band

C# and G# both sounding E7 chords

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano D‹ A‹ F7 E7 A‹

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73 74 75 76
G
Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

stacc
Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

A‹ E7
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

must be - gin in - sis - ting on ri - gi - di - ty and dis - ci - pline, per - sis - tent - ly re - sist - ing this an - ar - chis - tic mis - chief - in', these

Voice

Band

Xylo and fast str

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano A‹ E7

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77 78 79 80

Flute
mf

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

D‹ A‹ F7 E7 A‹
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

min - utes you are frit - ter - in' on pan - der - ing and pi - ty - ing, while lit - tle 'uns are miss - ing out on dis - ci - pline. The

Voice

Band

+ Flute

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano D‹ A‹ F7 E7 A‹

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81 82 83 84
H
Flute
f

Clarinet in Bb
Bass Clarinet
in Bb
f

open
Trumpet 1
mf

open
Trumpet 2
mf

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

A‹ E7
Acoustic Guitar

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

Kbd 1 3 3
Piano

Voice

sim - per - ing and whim -per - ing, the drib - bling and the spit - tl - ing, the "Miss, I need a tis - sue", it's an is - sue we can fix. There is no

Voice

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello
mf

String Bass

Piano A‹ E7

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85 86 87 88

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

D‹ A‹ F7 E7 A‹
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1 3 3 3 3 3
3
Piano

Voice

mys - te - ry to mas - ter - ing the art of class - room mis -tress - ing; it's dis - ci - pline, dis - ci - pline... Kids The smell of re - bel-

Voice

Dis - ci - pline!

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano D‹ A‹ F7 E7 A‹

1-12-10
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89 90 91 92
I
Flute

Clarinet in Bb

open
Trumpet 1
mp mf

open
Trumpet 2
mp mf

str mute???? open?????

Trb /
Bass Trb
mp mf

Percussion

Timpani

A‹ E7/B A‹/C E/D F7 E7

Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

lion, the stench of re - volt, the reek of pre - - pu - bes - cent plot - ting, a whiff of re - sis -

Voice

Band

Violins Xylo

MD
Kbd 2

Bass

Cello

String Bass

Piano A‹ E7/B A‹/C E/D F7 E7

1-12-10
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93 94 95 96 97
Alto Saxophone
To Alto Sax.
Flute

To Ten. Sax.

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Mark Tree

Percussion

Timpani

A‹ E7/B A‹/C E/D F7 E7

Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

tance, the pong of dis - sent, the funk of mo - ral fi - bre rot - ting. I-

Voice

Band

Violins
sound 8vb

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

To Bass
String Bass

Piano A‹ E7/B A‹/C E/D F7 E7

1-12-10
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98 99 100 101 102
J
Alto Saxophone

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1 ad lib.
Piano E¨ C‹ D¨Œ„Š7 A¨

Voice

ma -gine a world with no Child - ren, Close your eyes and just dream. I - ma - gine,(come on, try it), The

Voice

Kbd 1
Band
ad lib.
E¨ C‹

Pad

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

J Power ballad tempo...

Piano F‹ E¨ C‹ D¨Œ„Š7 A¨

1-12-10
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103 104 105 106 107 108

Alto Saxophone

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Mark Tree

Percussion

Timpani

D¨² A¨ E¨
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano E¨ C‹ D¨² A¨ E¨

(or houseboat of lilac)

Voice

peace and the qui - et. A bur - b - ling stream. Now i - ma -gine a woods with a cot - tage, And

Voice

+ Mark Tree
Cello Gtr
Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass Guitar
String Bass

mf

Piano E¨ C‹ D¨² A¨ E¨

1-12-10
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109 110 111 112 113 Alto Sax 114
Solo E¨
Alto Saxophone

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

FILL
Percussion

Timpani

F‹ D¨ A¨/C B¨‹ E¨
Acoustic Guitar

E¨7

Kbd 1
Piano
F‹ D¨ A¨/C B¨‹ E¨(“4)

(houseboat)

Voice

in - side that cot -tage we find A dwarf called Zeek - A car - ni -val freak who can fold pa -per hats with his mind. And he says

Voice

Sax solo
Band

Vlns 8vb

MD
Kbd 2

Cello
cresc. f

Bass Guitar
cresc.

Piano F‹ D¨ A¨/C B¨‹ E¨

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K 115 116 117 118
A¨ E¨ F‹ D¨
Alto Saxophone

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

big rock gradually less

Percussion

Timpani

A¨
E¨ F‹
Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1 fA¨ E¨ F‹ D¨
Piano

(throw them)

Voice

Don't let them steal your hor - ses. Don't let them take you a - way. If you

Voice

Band

MD F‹ D¨
Kbd 2 f

Cello

Bass Guitar
f

Piano A¨ E¨ F‹ D¨

1-12-10
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119 120 121 122

Alto Saxophone

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Cym /Mark Tree

Percussion

Timpani

Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano
F‹ C‹ F‹ C‹ B¨‹7

(in aisle two)

Voice
Neigh... Neigh... Neigh... (molto ad lib)
find your way through They'll be wait - ing for you, sing -ing Ah

Voice

Gtr
Band

MD F‹ C‹ F‹ C‹ B¨‹7 E¨
Kbd 2

Cello
dim.

To S. Bass
Bass Guitar
dim.

Piano F‹ C‹ F‹ C‹ B¨‹7 E¨

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123 124 125 126
L Colla voce Kick-line tempo, swung e

Alto Saxophone
f

Tenor Saxophone
Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1
f

Trumpet 2
f

Trb /
Bass Trb
f

Percussion

Timpani

B±
Acoustic Guitar

sim.
3 3 3 3

Kbd 1 mf
Piano B± B7 B7(b9)
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

mf
3 3 3
3 3
Voice

- ha!And there, just like I said, the stin -ky mag -got lifts his head. E -ven the squit -ti - est, pi -te -ous mess can har -bour seeds of stin -ki -ness. Have you

Voice

Band

Tutti

MD Keys 1
Kbd 2 mf 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

Cello
mp

String Bass
Bass Guitar

L Colla voce Kick-line tempo, swung e

Piano D‹ A‹ B± B±
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

1-12-10
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127 128 129 130
M
3 3
Alto Saxophone
f
mf cresc.

3 3 3 3 3 3
Tenor Saxophone

f
mf cresc.
3
Trumpet 1
ff 3

Trumpet 2
f

Trb /
Bass Trb
f
low toms big fill big swing
Tom fill 3 3
3 3 3 3
Percussion
cresc. 3

Timpani

E E F F©&7 B‹ F©7/C© B‹/D F©/E

Acoustic Guitar
3 3 3 3 3 3 f

etc.
.
iss
gl
Kbd 1
Piano D‹/E E7 F F©&7 B‹ F©7/C© B‹/D F©/E
3 3 3 3 3 3

(that?)
3 3 3 3 3 3 3
Voice

e-verseen a-nything
- morere -pel lant?Haveyou e versmeltsomethingas sickasTheSmellOfRe - bel - lion, thestench of re - volt, the reek of in -
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
Voice

Disci pline,dis ci pline, nomorewhisper ing,

childrenneeddis ci pline,cutouttheirwimper ing,

Tpt 1 3
Band
ff 3

+ Toms
ss.
gli

MD
Kbd 2 3 3 3 3 3 3

3 3 3 3 3 3
Cello

cresc.

String Bass
3 3 3 3 3
cresc.

Piano E E F©&7 B‹ F©7/C© B‹/D F©/E

3 3 3 3 3 3

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131 132 133 134 135
N
Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1
3 3 f

Trumpet 2

Trb /
Bass Trb

Percussion

Timpani

G7 F©7 B‹ F©7/C© B‹/D E‹

Acoustic Guitar

Kbd 1 G7 F©7 3 B‹ F©7/C© B‹/D E‹

Piano 3 3

Voice

- - - sub - or di - na - tion, a whiff of re - sis tance, thepong of dis sent... (And) I willnotstop'tilyouaresquashed,
'til
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
Voice

Ifyou'remischiefing,she'llsniffyouout, withoutadoubtshe'sasnoutin a milli on.Discipline,discipline,nomorewhispering,

childrenneeddiscipline,cutouttheirwimpering,

Band
3 3 f

3 Kbd 1

MD 3
Kbd 2

Cello

String Bass

Piano G7 F©7 B‹ F©7/C© B‹/D F©/E G7

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136 137 138 139 140
3
3 3 3 3
Alto Saxophone

ff 3

3 3
Tenor Saxophone

ff

Trumpet 1
3 3 3 3
ff

Trumpet 2
3 3 3 3
ff

3
Trb /
Bass Trb
ff 3
3

toms
3 3 3 3
Percussion
ff

Timpani

B‹ F©7 B‹7 E F© B‹
Acoustic Guitar
ff
3
3
STOP

Kbd 1
3
Piano 3

Voice

this re -bel -li -on is quashed.'Til glo -rious swea -ty dis - ci -pline has washed this sic -ken -ing stench a - way!

Voice

Band
3 3 3
ff 3

3
3

MD
Kbd 2 3 3

Cello

3 3
String Bass

3
3

3 3 3 3
Piano F©7 G7 3 [tom]
3 3

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