Jonathan Corbin

Original Interview

I am here today to introduce you to make sure you have met Kelly Mui. Kelly is unfortunately
only child, and she doesn't like it. On the topic of things Kelly doesn’t like, her two pet goldfish
are definitely not fan favorites in the Mui household. Kelly doesn’t like her goldfish and says,”
they refuse to die.” Kelly does many extracurricular activities such as lacrosse, volleyball,
swimming, and softball. You may not know it but Kelly also speaks “Chinese, I guess, ish.” In
addition, Kelly enjoys reading books and watching movies; her favorite book is Percy Jackson
and her all-time favorite movie is Crazy Stupid Love. Another cool fact about Kelly is that she
wants to go to TUFTS university to study engineering. Kelly is a very interesting person and has
many hobbies and plays lots of sports.

Apathetic

Today, I am here to tell you the disappointing story of poor Kelly Mui. I would say that Kelly has
great big family but, with no siblings to comfort her she is all alone in this world. To make
matters worse in the Mui home, Kelly has two goldfish that remain outcasts, neglected by
everyone. The fish are a true burdon and “refuse to die”. Kelly has no time for fun or friends due
to her unreasonably full schedule. She unfortunately plays, lacrosse, swimming, volleyball and,
yes you guessed it, softball. If you hadn’t heard enough already, Kelly only “sorta speaks
Chinese”, basically she can say a couple words at most. Out of all the many thrills and
wonderful experiences available to young children Kelly enjoys staying home and reading books
or watching movies. You may think that with all this time spent reading she would know some
good books, but her favorite is unfortunately Percy Jackson. My heart just sank when she
revealed her favorite movie, Crazy Stupid Love! Kelly’s dream college is to go to TUFTS
university but sadly her grades can’t compete with the other students. Leave a like if you have a
heart and to support poor Kelly.

Complimentary

There is no one I would rather introduce you to besides the wonderful Kelly Mui. Kelly has a
wonderful family of three, and although she is an only child she receives unconditional love from
her parents. If Kelly doesn’t already get enough love she has two fish that enjoy to be watched
and admired. Kelly is also very smart, she can speak both Chinese and English as well as
consistently gets A+ throughout the year. Kelly is also an athlete being the star on four different
sports. In her free time she continues to expand her vocabulary by reading numerous books.
Due to her superior intelligence Kelly is certain she wants to go to TUFTS engineering although
she is well over qualified. Kelly has a wonderful life and leaves her trail of positivity wherever
she goes.
Dramatic

I’m going to tell the story of one of the greatest human beings of all time, Kelly Mui. Kelly has
been carefully watched by her parents to the point where she can’t take it anymore. This is due
to the fact that her parents refused to have another child so she can be the only thing they focus
on. Kelly hates her two useless, boring goldfish she says, “THEY REFUSE TO DIE!”. Kelly even
took matters into her own hands and didn’t feed them for weeks, but they are still alive. Kelly
can speak every language in the world and also is so good at sports she can be in the olympics.
Kelly, although a great person has the worst choice in books and movies ever! In addition, Kelly
dreams of walking the hallways at TUFTS university and attending their top tier engineering
program. Kelly Mui has the single greatest childhood of any person to walk this Earth!

Nostalgic

Sit back and relax while I tell you the story of an old pal of mine. Back when we were kids little
Kelly Mui would love to hang out with her folks and her folks loved their only child. I remember
Kelly always complaining about her, boring, no good fish. Kelly hated her two fish so much that
she tried to kill them, it was different back then, less laws. Looking back I would always see her
out on the field or in the pool, never stopped moving that Kelly Mui. In high school she would tell
me her favorite movie was Crazy Stupid Love, I doubt that’s still true though. Kelly never really
spoke chinese but she could say enough to get by back in those days. When we were just kids
she used to imagine herself at TUFTS engineering program; I wonder where she ended up? I
long for times like that once more.

Accusatory

There is this girl in my class who led us to believe her name is Kelly Mui, but I don’t buy it, she
looks more like a Jen. Since I haven’t heard back yet from my investigators we are still unclear
on the name, so I will refer to her as Jen. According to Jen she belongs to a family of three,
being the only child. This doesn’t add up because she also has two fish, and it is impossible for
one person to take care of two separate fish. Jen speaks two languages, English and Chinese
but I’ve never heard her say a word in Chinese. Don’t even get me started on her athletic
career. Ok if you insist, Jen told me she plays, volleyball, lacrosse, softball and swimming, but
the school only has THREE seasons and with all the other activities she does there is no time
for an out of school sport. Jen told me she her favorite book is Percy Jackson, but that book is
to hard a reading level for anyone in our grade. Then she said that the college she wants to go
to is TUFTS engineering, which is plausible. Jen/Kelly is someone who I may never figure out
and that is something I will have to live with.