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Socialism Wins - Venezuela Crushes USA In "Friendly" Soccer

Match

by Tyler Durden
Sun, 06/09/2019 - 16:22

Well this is awkward...

In a stunningly humiliating match, USA men's soccer team just got dramatically outplayed by the
hyperinflation-crushed, social-unrest-suffering Venezuela team.

Coming off a surprising 1-0 loss to Jamaica with a fringe squad, the USA conceded three times in the
first half against La Vinotinto and fell by a 3-0 scoreline in front of almost 24,000 at Nippert Stadium.

At one point the American commentator on Fox Sports proclaimed: "this is hard to watch."

We suspect not so much for the socialists, who watched their team win for the first time in the last five
games, leaving USA without a win since March.

Estados Unidos (Usa) vs Venezuela 0-3 Resumen y Goles Amistoso I…

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Is there an analogy here for the collapsing coup attempt? We will let you consider that answer as social
media unloads...

Brian Sciaretta @BrianSciaretta · 57m

Unacceptable from the #USMNT. Of course there are major tactical
issues - the main one coming from defense in the midfield. But
before you even get to that, it’s a question of heart.

USA Soccer
@_USAsoccer

MLS bums got no heart!

11:06 PM - Jun 9, 2019

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Giacamo
@boomgickboom

USA soccer is garbage

11:03 PM - Jun 9, 2019

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Ramsies
@RamsiestheGr8

The USA Soccer teams performance today against Venezuela is

a win for anti-imperialists everywhere
4 10:58 PM - Jun 9, 2019

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Ivan Herringbone III

@NoEmptyTalk

#UnitedStates talks about invading #Venezuela but we cant

even beat them in a soccer game, even after they have been
under siege by the #USA for at least two years
3 11:03 PM - Jun 9, 2019

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Mimir 3 minutes ago  

Obviously football is unamerican. 
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Idaho potato head 4 minutes ago (Edited)  

Maybe the problem is calingl it "soccer". The rest of the world calls it foot ball, you know as in foot
+ ball.
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madashellron 6 minutes ago  

Trump, Bolton and Pompeo are very butt hurt tonight, poor babies.
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Joe A 8 minutes ago (Edited)  

Trump and Bolton probably don't care about this anyway but any excuse to call for airstrikes would
do. Has a game against Iran already been planned? Team US needs to take one for the team...
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Stainless Steel Rat 9 minutes ago  

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Stainless Steel Rat 9 minutes ago
So what? It's not even a real sport.

NHL Finals Game #6 tonight.

Hockey. A real sport...on ice!

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medium giraffe 10 minutes ago  

Third goaaaaaaal was sweet.
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Stuck on Zero 12 minutes ago  

Yeah, but the Venezuelans were playing like their lives depended on winning.
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hooligan2009 13 minutes ago  

wonder how a national level game of basketball, grid iron, hockey or baseball would go.
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Thordoom 13 minutes ago  

That means more sanctions tomorrow, angry tweets from Trump while AOC will be having orgasm.
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The central planners 41 seconds ago  

AOC is a neocon sellout she supports the US coup in Venezuela.
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Skrewdriver 13 minutes ago  

Zero F's given.
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The central planners 13 minutes ago (Edited)  

C'mon guys lets get serious time to pay attention to real issues that really matters like guaido
taking baths with buckets of cold  water.
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CarmenSandiego 15 minutes ago (Edited)  

Murica... can get almost all Olympic gold medals but cannot build a decent football squad..

Fifa should dissolve Concacaf and make mexico and usa play Conmebol which is a zillion of times
more competitive.
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empire explosives 16 minutes ago (Edited)  

We should refuse to let those USA team members back into this country.  Send them back to
Venezuela,after we tarr and feather them!

 
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Duc888 16 minutes ago (Edited)  

Good for them.  They need something to pick up their spirits.  Now if they would only vote in
someone who could run a lemonaide stand they'd be all set.  They might want to rethink their
Constitution and factor in a degree of personal responsibility / legal firearm ownership while
they're remodelling **** in the kitchen down there.
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Thordoom 11 minutes ago  

i agree with  most of what you said but they already have shitload of guns pal and shitload of
militia members.  
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Richard Chesler 16 minutes ago  

US Soyccer Team.
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BlackChicken 19 minutes ago  

Of course they won, they were promised food and toilet paper.
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redrepublic 18 minutes ago  

And they were promised they would live...

 
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chunga 20 minutes ago  

Gee whiz, it's a sport for crying out loud. The team that kicks the ball in the net most wins.
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redrepublic 21 minutes ago  

And let's not forget that the USA has multiple, multiple teams, games, and athletes. Not just one
"Banana Republic" kickball club. Sure, Venezuela can win when they over pay, over feed, and
threaten their one 'lil ball club. But when the chips are down, they really aint got nuttin. Maduro
know this and is only trying to look good while the rest of the country is starving.

PS - Don't buy Citgo fuel. 

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francis scott falseflag 15 minutes ago  
i love loser rationalizations

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Bunga Bunga 2 minutes ago  

Then why Bolton didn't send in his best men?
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Proud-Christian-White-American-Man 25 minutes ago  

Old tactic. The former Soviet Union paid and pampered their athletes to beat the US athletes.
Socialism vs. Capitalism?  What a joke. 
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francis scott falseflag 12 minutes ago  

now the us doesn't even want to compete against them, claiming they use drugs

while some of America's greatest athletes are permitted to use steroid inhalers the days they
compete.

ha ha  ha
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The central planners 2 minutes ago  

This time its socialism vs corporate socialism.
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Wannabe_Oracle 26 minutes ago  

Soccer is for European soy boys - real men play cricket. ./
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Siko 15 minutes ago  

It is called football you low iq creature, it's played all over the world unlike trashy sports
called cricket played only in some third world Asian countries 
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Wannabe_Oracle 12 minutes ago  

Ooooh, 'low IQ creature' -- dude, take a fruckin hike before I truck your scrawny a$$. ./
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City_Of_Champyinz 6 minutes ago  

Sorry, I prefer the correct name.  Soccer should be known as 'lawn dancing'.
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CarmenSandiego 12 minutes ago  

Zzzzzz...
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Bunga Bunga 3 minutes ago (Edited)  

Because Americans can't play longer than 3 minutes in a row.
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francis scott falseflag 28 minutes ago  

Maduro is going to pay for this
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Bunga Bunga 4 minutes ago  

Bolton is rioting in DC after the match.
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me or you 29 minutes ago  

USA is nation of faggots.
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wesmokebitcoins 26 minutes ago  

just because you dream of all of the USA ******* you in the *** doesn't mean they are
faggots.   It might mean you're gay.
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Kreator 30 minutes ago  

Guess who’s not going to WH for reception? LOL
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CarthaginemDelendamEsse 31 minutes ago  

Remind me again, which side are the socialists?
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Cognitive Dissonance 22 minutes ago  

Ummm....

It's football everywhere else on this planet and soccer in the US. Leave it to "We the
Americans" to demand the rest of the world conform to our way or the highway.
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Duc888 13 minutes ago  

I can't sit through either version... Werld, or USA.  How many ways can one be entertained
by moving an object from point A to point B?
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francis scott falseflag 19 minutes ago  

we're all socialists and it's just like everything else:

many of us are evil and some of us are good.

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