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Sardar1: Did you consult the eye doctor about your eyes ?
Sardar2: Yes, but the doctor was more blind than me.
Sardar: Oye ! Simple yaar. I will go there and tell "inge va"
Salesman: Drop it from 100 feet height.. it will not break till the 99th feet
After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: "Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!"
Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is
needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...
A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks
(****).
Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
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Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?
Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We
are already three, sorry, there is no space
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?
Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people
who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?
Tourist guide : Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa : Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!...
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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A sardar on an interview for a post detective Job.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked
what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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