Happiness is like a hug. You must share it to enjoy it...

Boy: Hey, I wanna be a superhero. Guess my name.

Girl: Superman? Iron Man? Spider Man?
Boy: YOUR Man.
Girl: Ha-ha Really.. So tell me... Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No.
Girl: Oh, Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way.
Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine?
Boy: Mine.
*the girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her and grabs her*
Boy: The reason you're not pretty is you're beautiful. The reason you never cross my mind is that
you're always on my mind. The reason I don't like you is that I love you. The reason I don't want
you is that I need you. The reason I won't cry if you left is that I'd die. The reason I won't do
anything for you is because I'd do everything for you. The reason I'd choose my life is that you
ARE my life.

Subhash Jha, Life is what you make it :)

An Interesting/cute conversation :

He: How can i propose her?

She: Just do it!
He : But how?
She: Hold her, Get closer to her and whisper "I love you" !!
He : I have not done it before and you can understand my nervousness.If you don't mind, may i
practice with you ?

She : Ok.

He : I love you!!

She : I love you too.

Now go and tell her.

He : I just did , My princess !!!

Carole Zavala, Born French live in America .trying to follow what's happening:)
Fondamentals : vision of Life , philosophicaly , financialy, politically ..
More things you have in commun, better chance you have to have a match. It seems obvious to
say. But it is true.
It give a solid base to go The distance ..

After .. You Will learn together to grow , to mature, to learn Life .. The unknown , And
The inpredictable , you Will have to face , eventualy together .

Srikanth Ganta, IITian, Doodler, Indie lover, Writer, Culinarian, AI enthusiast, Cynic , Human

The one I have on my mind is the scene from 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'
.It might not sense if you haven't watched it.
It's not the most interesting one but it's just *that* thing.
I write so that I can scream silently.

The guy liked the girl and he used to call her 'princess' affectionately.

He : No office today ?
She : No. Injection laga :(
He : Oh ! Is the tooth-pain so much ?
She : Hmm. Underwent a root-canal today.
He : Crown ? (used in root-canal treatment)
She : Hmm. Yes done.
He : haha...now that you are crowned, you are officially a Princess ! :P
She : Nice try but a Princess wears a Tiara not a crown.
He trolled !! :x

Dileep Sankhla, Life is an infinite loop

.WhatsApp Conversation.

Boy : Hi!!!

Girl : Hey there!

Boy : What's up??

Girl : Nothing special. Just listening to 95.5!

Boy : Wanna play a game?

Girl : Kinda?

Boy : Tell me, which alphabet do you like the most?

Girl : Ahaa... 'I'. Is this a game?

Boy : Yes! Oh I mean it's just the beginning :)

Girl : Next is what?

Boy : Next, you have to write three lines about your alphabet. Who will begin?

Girl : You should. I'm bad at this kind of games :)

Boy : But today, you won't be :)

Girl : What?

Boy : Nothing. Let me start.

Girl : Hmmm...

Boy : I love 'U'.

I can not live without 'U'.
I want to marry 'U'.

...

Boy : Are YOU there?

Girl : Yes! Should I personify the alphabet? Can I use two alphabets??
By the way, I also like 'U' na...

Boy : As you wish :)

Girl : 'I' treats 'U' as the best friend.

'I' also cannot live without 'U'.
'I' do not have plan of marriage yet!

Girl : * 'I' does not have plan of marriage yet!

Boy : I'm the best friend of 'U' for two years.

'U' does not know how much I love it!
But why 'U' does not want to marry me?

Girl : 'I' is working hard for a better career opportunity.

'I' thinks that marriage will be a hindrance in its career path!
And 'I' treats 'U' only as the best friend.

Boy : There is a 'U' like pond near my house.

The depth of 'U' is about 25 ft.
And I don't know to swim in 'U'.
Girl : The bars of the jail looks like 'I'.
I have the power to send 'U' behind the series of 'I'.
This old trick do not work before 'I'.

Boy : Do YOU love me or not???

Girl : 'U' was a friend of 'I'.

'I' can live without 'U'.
'I' DO NOT have plan to marry with 'U'.
Bye!

P.S. The girl won the game :)

Not for Reproduction

Parth Solanke, Discovering myself!!

In our engineering college,three boys and one girl were talking.Then one non veg joke came and
we all boys laughed at it.That girl also understood that joke laughed.I shocked because according
to me such jokes should put away from girls.She explained that if nature gave equal feelings then
why girls should not laugh openly and hide their feelings.Very simple but deep thought.

Akshay Kumar G, Love people unconditionally

Girl: What was your cgpa?

Boy: Mine was 10.
Girl: Whaaat, congrats. Party yaar :) :)
Boy: Why, almost half of the people from my class got 10.
Girl: I didn't get you.
Boy: Do you know right. I am in digital. I can sense either 0 or 10 only.
Girl: Hmmm. I am going to ask you a question. easy question has two choices and tough
question has only one choice. Your choice?
Boy: My weapon is Sniper in CS. I can go with single shot. So, hit me with tough one :P :P
Girl: Expalin black hole?
Boy: If I were light, you are a black hole. I can't escape from you. Period.
Girl: Ooohhh....!!!

Aniket Kumar Jain, On a downvoting spree

It was her birthday. We couldn’t (read: didn’t) meet. At night, I wished her once again and asked
her:

Me: Do you like birthdays?

She: I don't dislike them either… I feel nothing.

Me: What! You cannot feel nothing. There must be something… Nothing can't just be felt. You
feel. You just don't know it. Or you just don't want to say it.

She: Of course you can feel nothing. You can feel nothing for some things. Why should I
like/dislike them? Why label them!
Neutral!

Me: Neutral? Liking or disking makes them existential. Neutral is inexistent.

She: Not liking doesn't always mean that you like it. And vice versa. There is a gap in between,
where you feel nothing.

Me: There has to be something. There must be an opinion. Slice your bread the thinnest, and still
it has two sides.
Everything has sides. Opinions.

She: Number zero exists, which is neither positive nor negative.

Me: Number zero is made up of negatives and positives. Number zero, in effect, is made up.

She: Yes. Where positive and negative balances each other. That is zero zone. Neutral zone.

Me: Neutral is also made up. It’s just the lack of opinion. And there’s no such zone as zero zone.

She: Everything is made up. Positive-negative, like-dislike, everything. So… so what? Doesn’t
mean it doesn’t exist.

Me: When we are unable to get to the deepest, we say that things are neutral.

She: No, when you get to the deepest then you feel nothing. Absolute zero. Nothing. No
emotions. No attachments. So sense-full that you go senseless. That is true sense. You don’t
judge there. And thus, you don’t have opinion.

Me: Extremity gives you opinions. Right or wrong, immaterial. But it gives you a path. You feel
absolutely nothing when you are on surface. It’s when you start to dig in deep that you realise
that there are, in fact, opinions.

She: My point justifies the existence of saints/sufis. That’s why people who feel nothing for
anything become saints/sufis/whatever.

Me: Saint and sufis are the people who feel the most. Who are troubled the most. Inner turmoil,
you see! They just hide it better.
Sufism is hiding your emotions better. Sufis/Saints hide their emotions so brilliantly that even
they can’t see it.

She: When you dig in deep. You see each and every aspect. Negative-positive. Which balances
out. If sufis hide it better, then I must be a sufi.

Me: Yes, that's that. You are just hiding it better. And me? I am nakedc(i.e my thinking is open
to all.) My thoughts reflects in my actions. I feel things. I label them. I judge people. And I am
brave enough not to hide.

She: One sec, Sufism is not hiding your -

Me: Yeah, it is. Ask sufis. They'll accept that they know. And they choose not to take sides. or
abhi hi to maani tune ye baat...

She: Kuchh bhi bol’le ab tu. Fir apsara kyon bheji jaati hain unki tapasya bhang karne k liye?
Haan? To develop emotions.

Me: This proves my point more than it does yours.

She: How?

She: :|

Me: That they were just hiding emotions. They, after all, had emotions.

Me: On a totally different note, I love you for giving me this conversation. This is the best
conversation I have had in months. Ab soja.

She: Waise feelings aur emotions are different...

Thik hai, jaane de sab...

Me: I have my answer. I have yours. That's enough.

She: Waise I enjoyed this too.

She: And. I win.

Me: Yeah, you won.

Pravin Badgandi, studied at Shree Guru Independent College

Both are unaware that the other is a book lover, when they start talking about the beautiful books
they have read and they keep on talking and talking, recommending other to read the books they
have read, that conversation is something, I don't know how to express.

I ( Sumit ) and Prabhat (my friend) were trying to find girls for Ball dance in the cult fest of IIT
Kanpur, Antaragni'15 and it was the last day and every girl was kind of rejecting us. So I tried
something daring, I went to these 2 girls who were enjoying their Doughnuts and said...
Me: - Hi, if it is ok with you, can we join you both?
(as I was reaching towards that empty chair, I could sense the hesitation of girls, one of them was
even answering "no", but as she was eating that doughnut at the time we asked them, that answer
wasn't loud and we also chose to ignore)
Me: - Hi, myself Sumit and this is my friend Prabhat. We are from here IIT Kanpur, 2nd year. To
be true, we are terrible at conversing with strangers. We really don't have that talent to talk to
pretty girls. So if you don't mind, we would just like to talk to you about how you are doing here.
Girls: - (they were smiling and blushing) Well this is weird...awkward...
Prabhat: - (trying to break the ice) so which college you are from??

That's how we started talking to them. We talked about their college, our college, what they do
for fun and all. We talked to them for half hour and after that a time came when both me and
prabhat were out of words (we saw each other and were like "it will be the best time to leave
bro"... as I already mention we don't have that talent to keep on talking)

Me: - Hey it was very nice meeting you both. Before we go, I would like to ask one more
question, " How did we do? I mean would you like to give some feedback or something."
(they started laughing when I asked them this question)
One girl: - I really like that you didn't come with some cheesy pickup lines. Kudos to you for
that.
Me: - Well my father always said that Honesty is the best policy.

and We said goodbye to each other. and that's how we made some memorable moments.

Jagadeesh Jayachandran, There is a fine line between being carefree and careless

He was waiting for the Metro wearing a Batman T-shirt, the black one with a yellow bat logo in
centre. Next to him came this girl with a T-shirt which read 'CatWoman'. They noticed these
coincidence and exchange a smile(or the guy thought they exchanged a smile :p). Few minutes
later, the metro came jam-packed. Guy decided to take the next one, girl tried her luck and came
back facing the guy now.

He: No luck?
She: Yeah (smiles)
He: Should have gotten my batmobile.
She: What.. Oh.. Hahaa..
He: (smiles)
(After a small uninteresting conversation)
She: I am Celine.
He: Yeah, I know
She: What.. Oh.. Hahaa.. (pauses) Really its Celine.
He: (In a coarse tone) I'm Batman. Don't tell anyone. Here comes the next metro

Jeff Kesselman, I know a little bit about a whole lot, and a whole lot about a little bit.

An honest, open, not trying to impress the other conversation about sex.
Its one of those things where the male and female experiences are quite different and which we
rarely want to talk about.

Its not just a guy or girl can discuss.

Just find out wht is more common in between you den discuss on same topic.First before you
show off your knowledge in anything just check whether she is into it or at least bothered to
listen to your words.

Its always better to say what she understands easily.Its normal that very few people react normal
to complex questions.

Let first conversation always be simple.Introducing yourself in each and everything.You can also
say some words which you are feeling now.while having simple introductory conversation try to
find out wht she likes more.Out of all her likes you have to pic in which you got enough common
sense to impress her.

Not all girls are impressed by flirty words.There are always some perfect moments to say
that.Always match your words with present moments and feelings.

1st meet should be normal.Neither low nor high.

Shivam Sachdeva, MBA from MICA, Ahmedabad (2019)

Setup
Guy waiting for his girlfriend in a restaurant.
Girl enters
They slight hug and then sit.

Guy- You look different, in a good way.

Girl- Yeah, lost some weight, also lately been proposed by 4 guys. I feel good.
Guy – Propose? As in
Girl- Arey I went to this college fest right, I was wearing this shorts and spaghetti, so there was
this one French guy who kept on trying to make an eye contact with me, eventually ended up
proposing
Guy- and what did you say?
Girl- Nothing I just laughed it off, ofcourse ye sabh firangio ke lie is a normal thing
Guy- Dint you tell him you are committed?
Girl- No, I mean us time dimag mein nahi aaya, baki jo 3 ladke the unhe bol dia I am committed
Guy- Us firangi ko nai bola bas? Ek angrez dikha nai tum vahan hi apna boyfriend bhul jati ho
Girl- arey us time dimag mein nahi aaya, what is happening to you? Pelhe aisey nahi the tum,
these things didn’t even mattered to you, kya ho raha hai tumhe?
Guy- We haven’t met since past 20 days, we haven’t talked properly, no message, no call our
relationship is going through such a bad phase, you have started ignoring me, and you are telling
me I have changed
Girl- You very well know ki mai nahi kar skti thi call,all those practice and stuff, fest mein asiey
hi nahi 2nd position jeete hum log, and lately you have been all this possessive types, insecure,
like any other guy, you weren’t this earlier!
Guy- I am your boyfriend, not a friend with benefit who would least care about who you are with
and what are you doing?
Girl- Tumne th puri slut wali image banadi hai meri.
Guy- khud se kyun interpret kr rahi hai? I love you a lot , haan manta hu I went a little insecure
and stuff, uske lie sorry, but I don’t feel loved at all, no emotions, kiss baat ki relationship hai
ye?
Girl- you have changed, where’s the practical you? Sorry but I can’t feel for you now.

Girl’s PG
Guy doing his hair and stuff

Girl- You look good today.

Guy- party me jana hai, lots of sexy girls, sexy figure (Pinches the belly fat) acha toh dikhna hi
hai na?
Girl – Hmmm
Guy- kya hmm,stop being insecure yar Mazak kar raha hu, kya hogya hai bhai PMS? Abhi toh
10 din hai
Girl- Kya PMS? Mainey kuch kaha hi nai, mazey karna ache se.
Guy- achaa mai tumahre I miss you, I love you messages ka reply shyd nahi kar payu, phone
silent pe rakhunga.
Girl- Why do you think I am trying to isolate you?
Guy- had hai, practically bolra hun ki nahi reply karpayunga busy hoyunga, taki you don’t feel
bad ki reply nai kia. Friends time hota hai kuch, haina?
Girl- I never stopped you from meeting your friends.
Guy – yes, good, because if you did, I would leave you.
Girl- it’s so easy for you to say I leave you right? Mai hi bewakoof hun
Guy- abbey yrr ab ye emotional drama nai, you don’t love me and shit, bahut baar ho chuki hai
ye conversation.
Girl- Last time tumne I love you kabh bola tha yaad hai?
Guy- I love you is a very heavy word for me, I give it importance, ab tum mujhe hardin ye bologi
ki I love you nahi bolte toh, mai hardin bolunga but without feeling, and I’ll be like any other
guy, ab toh kalse bolunga har din
Girl- nahi acha sorry, smjh gayi.
Guy- Apni baat bhi boldo aur sorry bhi kehdo, practically socho thoda yar, tu bhiagar aisi batein
karegi toh, you’ll be like any other girl. But you are different right?
Girl- Practical humesha nai hota, emotions bhi kuch cheez hoti hai, thodi possessiveness bhi honi
chaiye, you are taking me for-granted
Guy- Why would I be possessive? You are not the same girl man, getting irritating, I’ll lose
feelings for you like this!

Scene: Current scenerio

Guy- Sorry
Girl- Why?
Guy- mm, just realized something
Girl- Kya?
Guy- I actually changed, but kya tum nahi chahti thi ki mai emotional hoyu?
Girl- didn’t you want me to be practical?
Guy- It sucks to be the real me man.
Girl- And it sucks to be the real me.
Guy- I want the old you back, all that emotional, forever poking and stuff, don’t be like me, it
sucks.
Girl- I want the old you back, the practical you, don’t be like the stupid me, I am such a bore!
Guy- I will, and I am sorry
Girl- I am sorry too
Guy- achha toh haan,I met this girl, very old friend of mine!
Girl – Which girl, you didn’t tell me!
Guy- hadd hai phone uthaya nahi tune aur mujhe bolri.
Girl- Toh message kr dete
Guy- Net card khatam tha, practically call hi kar skta tha
Girl- And who’s this “old friend”
Guy- Stop being insecure, Lol Fadeout

I find this conversation quiet interesting.

The feeling of feeling your own feeling via your partner, good or not so good?

Punyashlok Mohapatra, decisions maketh the man

whatsapp chat :

SHE : Enjoying in UK ?
HE : i know what u mean .. i m not doing anything that i shouldn't :) ..
hey I ll b in Paris next week ..come 2 Eiffel with me ..
She : why ? u want 2 propose me ? :P
HE : . . .
She : Ha Ha ! Gotcha !
sponsor my travel n visa n i ll come :P
HE : I can sponsor ..
but to see me off u need juhi to come along with u and u ll come 2 paris with me ?
? :)
She :Shut up
1.5 years later . .
sees her at the restaurant ..
There s someone with her .
He keeps his distance .
The guy walks off for something . .
He walks up .
He :Hi
She :Hi !
U have been in bangalore?
He :No . I am just visiting .
She :Visiting or still stalking me :P
my loyal stalker :P :P
He gives his customary emotionless stare .
She giggles .
She : So .. Mr. P. . K ..
Where are you now , which city ?
HE :I keep travelling ..sometimes here ..sometimes there .
She :Nothing s changed abt u , Has it ? You still don't give a straight answer to anything . Do you
?
..
by the way . .
You never called .
He :I just ..got busier with life .
She :Busier ? chasing more chicks ? Mr. Casanova ? :P
U didn't bother to ask how your friend was ? If i was dead or alive :)

HE :I have been watching you for a while from a distance .

She : See ? Stalker :P
I just came to tell you ,you two look good together .
She :O.. k .. Thank u !
He :Yeah ..Like brothers and sisters .
She :He is my Fiancee !.
HE: Does he make you laugh ?
She : At least he doesn't hurt me . doesn't make me cry .
HE :Doesn't make you laugh , doesn't irritate you , doesn't hurt you , doesn't know you eat earlier
, think you are full and then wake up in the middle of night and drink water n sleep because you
are too lazy and tired but still wishing someone brought you food in your bed .
And you are marrying him ?
HE :I don't know how much he loves you .. but i know . .
i definitely know ..
it will never be ..
as much as i do .
She :Do or did ?
He : Keeps looking at her . .
She : I should leave now .. I am getting late .
pauses a little on the way .
Turns back to look ..
You know what your problem is ?
ok .. may be you loved me ..may be a lot ...
may be ..
may be ,, more than him .
But you gave up . . when it mattered . .
And you never say what you mean .
One never even knows if you r bluffing it or not .
HE :When i said i wanted to write all those papers , go to a b school again n come back with
something you could be proud off , what did you think ? i was bluffing or i was walking away
again ?
She :Who knows ?
He :What do you think ?
She :Good night .

HE :I will be in Paris next month . again

They say its very romantic .
I have heard people propose by the Eiffiel .. .
:)

Kamal Komal, I have advised before

girl: you know piku she is very mean

boy :hmm

girl:she starts all the gossips in the class

boy: hmm

girl:yesterday we were watching the game and soniya came wearing her new dress

you know the new model, and piku and dundu started to taunt her

boy : hmm

girl: i want a new dress like soniya

boy: That piku what all did she say next, she is horrible you know

girl: yeah thats what i was saying. do you want to know what she did the previous week

boy: hmmmmmmmmmmm

A teenage boy was texting his classmate crush.

Boy:- Hi! Whats up?

Girl:- I’m fine. What about you.

Boy:- I’m also good.

Girl:- What are you doing?

Boy:- I’m watching porn.

Girl:- That’s gross.

Boy:- Oh come on, even you would get horny if you watch Brazzers and Naughty America.

Girl:- Okay, what’s it like.

Boy:- It’s interesting and awesomely graphic. Right now I’m watching Naughty America.

Girl:- Nobody does it better, right?

Boy:- Yeah, I have the same opinion.

Girl:- Movie or video?

Boy:- A video. But hey wait, how did you know their tagline. Did someone tell you.

Girl:- Umm. I cannot tell you how I know it.

Boy:- Oh come on, something is fishy. I can feel it. Just tell me.

Girl:- Uh, okay. I’ll tell you one secret. But promise that you wont tell anyone.

Boy:- Of course I wont. Why the fuck would I tell anyone. Do you take me for a joke?

Girl:- Okay, I’ll tell you. We girls also watch porn. You wont believe it, but me and many of our
classmates watch porn. Some of us have been watching it since the 6th standard.

Boy:- Oh my God! You all act so conservative in class.

Girl:- So that people dont judge us. You have been thinking that only boys watch it, right? But
we girls also have a lot of urges and we watch it when we get horny. And unlike you boys, we
touch ourselves only at night while in bed. Not while watching it.

Boy:- Lol. That was funny. You taught me a new thing today.

Girl:- Yeah, and would you give me some pirn movies? My favourite is the Taboo series.

Boy:- Alright I’ll share it to you.

This was a real conversation between my friend and my classmate. He showed us the chat
messages. We learnt a new thing that day. Its not that only boys watch porn, even girls do it. And
maximum of us start watching it during our teenage years. We dont follow the under 18 rule.
And yes, girls can have more urges than boys.

Kalyani Shire, studied at PGPM NICMAR

“Hey, Hi! How are you?”

“I’m fine. Where are you? Are you busy?”
“No-no-no. I’m not. I’m on my way to Sarah’s”
“How many times have I told you not to pick up the phone while driving? You are already a
terrible driver”
“Ya-ya-ya. Shut up! I’m a great driver and you know it! By the way, I’m on a bus. Took it after
work”
“What happened to the car?”
“Oh it’s nothing”
“Those three words. Every time you say that, gives me a heart attack. Should I be worried?”
“What?!”
“I said, should I be worried?”
“Hold on, network is scarce. I’m losing you”
“Yes you are”
“Huh? Ajay?”
“Ya, can you hear me now?”
“Yes,yes. So you were saying?”
What did you drive into this time?
I was parking it when I missed the brakes
Front or back?
Front
That’s bad. You called him?
Yeah, he said it would take about two to three weeks
Alright. You’re good?
Yeah I’m fine. What happened to your voice?
I’m just a little under the weather
Should I be worried now?
No. It’s not
Ok. So how is the trip? Snapped something nice?
Yeah, yeah I did
Are you alright? Tell me what happened
It’s nothing Riya. Everything is fine. I’ve got a bee sting. A bit painful?
Oh my god, that’s bad. Do you have your kit? Apply something on it
I forgot it at camp
Then, you know, pee on it
Oh I love it when you talk dirty to me
Shut up. I’m serious
Sure-sure. Anyways, how was your seminar? Bore your students to death?
No, though I would very much like to kill them. Fortunately your training worked. Guess who is
representing our college in the Halcyon this year?
You got it?
Yes!
Holy shit! That’s wonderful! I’m so proud of you!
I know. I’m the best
You are. Yes you are
Did I just hear you agree with me? Boy, you should get stung more often!
I’m afraid that won’t be happening again
Why not? We have those here too. They’ll get the job done.
…
Hello? Ajay?
Yeah
What happened?
Nothing. It’s just, I’m dying out
What?
My battery. It’s dying
Should we talk later?
No-no-no-no. We can talk now. It should last long enough
It better last. Your phone is so pricey for something that doesn’t even have a touch screen
It’s called a satellite phone. It’s not supposed to have a touch screen
Yeah yeah. Nerd. Hey listen, I saw Sarah’s brother bought her some Tiger print tops last time he
was in Kanha. You better bring me some of those
You’ll get them. So listen, I think Dhanu is going to drop by today. Give him my laptop. He’ll
know what to do with it
Okay
So
So?
What’s up?
Nothing. I guess we’ll talk later when we have something to talk about
No
Why? What happened?
I just want to talk to you
You are coming the day after tomorrow. We can talk all day then
How’s Bruno?
He’s fine. Is something wrong?
Nothing. Please, just keep talking
Ajay? Are you alright? You’re making me anxious. What’s happening? Has something
happened?
I, I love you Riya
Why are you crying? What happened?
I’m so sorry for this. I tried. You have got to live your life Riya. Don’t dwell over me. I want you
to have the life you wanted
Ajay, Ajay! What happened? Where are you?
Don’t cry Riya. Please don’t cry. I love you
I love you too. Just tell me where you are. We’ll figure something out
I’m sorry for everything. I could’ve done so much more. I want to do so much more.
Ajay! Why are you saying all this?
I’m so sorry. I didn’t want to cry. I don’t want you to remember me like this. Our last
conversation. I’m so sorry. There is nothing as forever. I can feel it now. I’ve lived my forever
What happened, Ajay? Please
Almost out of breathe, heavily breathing his last he said –
It wasn’t a bee sting. It was a snake
This was a article in ny college blog, i think this was interesting...

Hari Prasath, Rationalist, Bibliophile, Science Enthusiast.

This is a SMS conversation between Boy and a Girl happend before whatsapp came.

Girl : Hi Honey.
Boy : Hi Dear.
(Message sending failed)
Girl : Are you busy or ignoring me?
Boy : Honey..! I am really not.
(Message sending failed)
Girl : Okay. That's it. Everything is over. Never try to call me back.
Boy : Okay. Then go to hell.
(Message sent successfully)
Boy : :'(

Harshita Sharma, I know that I don't know

May I see you again?" he

asked. There was an
endearing nervousness in his
voice.
I smiled. "Sure."
"Tomorrow?" he asked.
"Patience, grasshopper," I
counseled. "You don't want
to seem overeager.
"Right, that's why I said
tomorrow," he said. "I want
to see you again tonight. But
I'm willing to wait all night
and much of tomorrow." I
rolled my eyes. "I'm serious,"
he said.
"You don't even know me," I
said. I grabbed the book from
the center console. "How
about I call you when I finish
this?"
"But you don't even have my
phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you wrote
it in this book."
He broke out into that goofy
smile. "And you say we don't
know each other.

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Manju Murali, I have learnt my lessons well.

I wrote the below story on a whim. Because I am bored sitting in my office doing mindless
programming. It can be wrote better but then I am lazy.

My mind was blank. I was eating my 15th doughnut. No, the sugar wasn't numbing the pain but
then the doughnut loves me back. The bell tinkled at the door and he walked in.
He: I didn't mean it when I said it’s over.
Me: So did I .
He: Really…You never called.
Me: Call me shallow but I prefer this(pointing to the doughnut) sugar overload than getting my
ego hurt. May be now you hate me?
He: Fine. I will kill my ego then. For you. Every time.
Me: But, it’s not fair..You will start resenting me some day.
He: Maybe but I won’t resent you more than I Love you.
Me:Uh-huh I…
He:What if I had not come today?
Me: I will kill my ego then. For you. Every time. This would have been my last doughnut and
probably tomorrow morning I might have been at your doorstep.
He: I am not going to ask how many you ate.
Me: Wise choice. Let’s go home.

Atharv Karajgi, studied at Allen Career Institute, Kota

So one day i was crying and feeling so sad about something!
Then i called my sister and guess what she!? (she could sense i was sad)and all of the sudden she
said!!!!
Sis- You know what!!!!
1min pause.
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You have the POWER over your mind , Not outside the events realise this and you will find
STRENGTH
We are WHO!? We choose to BE!
YOU have the POWER who YOU want to BE!
NOBODY is going to come and save YOU!!
Dont give up LIFE! is just unfair sometimes! :/
When YOU are "Thankful" for what you have!!
You are always REWARDED with more!!! :)
Try to stay POSITIVE and things will get better!! :)

Me- after listening to this i was like!!... bhen i am coming to do your "charansparsh"(sis i want to
touch your feets!!!) :P :D trolling her!! :P

Sis- GET lost!! :/ It's not Worth sharing anything with you!!.......

Nevertheless!!! it was worth listening to her!!! :D

i am so Glad to get a sister like her! :)

keep smiling! :D
Vivek Kumar, Determined dreamer. writer, engineer, artist and movie enthusiast
Boy frnd texts to his Girl frnd on WhatsApp ...
.
BF - Hi
.
GF - Hello
.
BF - Wr ru darling...?
.
GF - Iam in my dads BMW car with my dad. Iam going to club and from there i will go to
shopping mall. I will send back the car to dad. After dad leaving, i will call you. We can meet.
Where r u?

BF - Iam in the APSRTC bus sitting behind u. Don't take the ticket, i have already taken for u..!!

For the past year or so I have had a crush on this guy. (I have known him for some time now.)
We talk on and off, mostly through chats, and I have grown to like him.
It had been a while since we last chatted, I really wanted to talk to him.
So, I just asked him how he was doing and stuff... and he commented on my Whatsapp status
which was
"And it was after some days of silence that I realised we make better strangers than we ever did
anything else...!"

Him - Ohho itna thoughtful status

(Such a thoughtful status)

Me - hehe
Him - kissey itni naraazgi hai tumhe
(who are you so upset with)

Me - Kya farak padta hai

(how does it matter)

Him - Still, as a friend asking

Whose thoughts were u lost in wen u put this up

Me - Haha.. yaar tum sahi friend ho.. adhe se zyada time gayab rehte ho...
(Nice friend u are, u are lost half of the time! )

Him - mainWhatsapp bahut kam karta hu

( I don't use Whatsapp much)

Me - Mere paas to koi option hi nahi hota na... jab tum hi reply nahi karoge to main
baat kaise karungi..
(I dont have an option only, how will i talk if you dont reply only! )

Him - have been a busy for the past few weeks so don't remember...

Me - Hmmm

Wanting to convey my feelings to him and to keep the conversation going, I sent him this
image...
And this is the conversation that followed --

Him - Ahem ahem

Ye poem kiske liye (Who is this poem for)
 Are u really shy to ask me?

Me - More like afraid

Hesitant

Him - Really !
Don't be afraid, I wont hurt u

Me - Being hurt isn't the concern

The reply is....

Him - Yea, it is. I dont think of anyone, its not only you
Its with everyone

Me - I lost you... What is with everyone?

Him - I've lost my near and dear ones. Its just I dont want to attach myself with anyone

Me - Hmm... Understandable...
I wont hurt u...

Him - And I don't want to hurt you.

Me - U just said u wont and I trust u

There is no way u can...

Him - I am lost within me. Very complexed, tangled. I like being it. I dunno what I am
upto right now, what I might be upto next morning
Its work and friends that keep me going
Right now I am satisfied with my life, feel no need of a relationship. So I keep it
easy and clear

Me - I don't know what to say... Sometimes words fail to express what you want to say
U have always been clear on that... And I respect your choice and you...
And as a friend, that status was for you...
I have a hard time keeping you out of my head...

Him - Whattt
Really
Why were u keeping a status for me
We hardly talk nowdays

Me - Don't react like you don't know.. I have told you that many times...

Him - Areyyyy
Seriously
 How would I know

Me - Well my status, my choice!!

Him - U messaged me so I happened to check your status

Hmmm rightt !!

Me - Arey I meant u know how I feel.. Not about the status

Acha if you don't mind will you tell me something honestly??

Him - Hmmm
Ab kya bacha hai poochna
Pooch hi lo
(Now what is left to ask, ask and get it over with)

Me - Couple of years ago, could things have been different?

(In a conversation that was continuous up till now, the next reply came 8 minutes later!)

Him - Ummm no
Things would have remained similar

Me - Okay

Hi everyone. I am a guy not gay. Once I met this chick who became horny as hell after seeing
my nigga swag. I asked her,"Hey are you an orphanage?"
The girl was dumb founded on hearing such an arbitrary question from the hottest guy she had
seen yet.

Hesitantly, she asked "Why?"

In all my swag, i replied- "Because i would love to give some kids to you... "

Fast forward 5 years ahead, I am in a mental hospital right now and that girl (who rejected me )
is 6ft below ground(if you know what i mean ;))

I won't say the conversation was intelligent but it was interesting,for sure!
She is into Hotel Management and Hospitality industry.I paid a surprise vist at the hotel she was
currently working. She came over with WTF expression(the pleasant one).She came over my
table and :
She: So sir how may I assist u?? (with cunning smile).
Me: Hmmm!Are you willing to assist me in any way i want? Wink ;)
She: Yes sir
Me: Well in that case,I would prefer an undressed waiterss.
She: Ohh Really!
She: Would u like to have kiss or slap??
Me: Between a kiss and slap i will prefer a slap as starter and kiss as my desert.I like it rough
you know.
She: Ohh
She:And, What about main cource?
Me: You know about the main course
Me: Why do you think i told you to take the dress off.

Well i got the main course later :p

Santu, Life is beautiful & living is the pain!!

Cute Conversations in What app Chat.

Me : Baby i love you.

She : I love you too.

Me : I missed my break fast due to ome unplanned meeting in office.

She : Do not skip break-fast, i have already told you 1000 times, don;t talk to me now , first go
and have break fast.

Me : Nope baby I am busy now i texted you to have quick and powerful breakfast.

She : What? I don’t understand.

Me : I just want to kiss your forehead and i will start my work.

She :In whats app

Me : Yes , Please take a photo right now & update as your DP, keep status ‘Dont disturb’, please
check if your boss/colleagues around you.

She : lol. I liked it very much, done.

Me : I have also done the same, here is my kiss to your forehead.

She : Umm..My second break fast is too good then first, here is my love kiss..

Me : Awww!! So tasty i got energy to work now & hey i do skip my break fast every day to have
special one..

She : You are Moron! Do not skip lunch i will ping you during lunch time. Take care baby i love
you,

Me : Hu sure.. I love you too & forever baby…Back to work!

Both of our Whats app DP & status was back to normal.

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Its just fiction not true,

i missed my break fast today & remembered my girl whom i have been in true love & she dont
love me & hates me a lot :(.

Meanwhile My mind hit several thoughts in fraction of seconds which i mentioned above.

Luckily , I logged in to whats app , she was online then i spent five minutes & i went offline after
a minute i logged in again just to see if she is still online and she too logged off after i log off
first time(which means My last seen 9.14AM, her 9.15AM & again mine was 9.16), felt so
happyyyyy & energyyyyy i forgot that i missed my break fast & worked with 100% love..

Update : Today same thing repeated with time difference..

Anand Vatsya, I like talking about life and its many forms of living.

A guy in a restaurant is having drinks all alone. On the other side there's a group of girls
partying. After the girls finished the dinner in about couple of hours and are about to leave, one
of them walks to that guy and they start a conversation.

Girl: how often do you come here??

Guy(bit shockingly): every 2-3 days, why??
Girl: from how long have you been drinking??
Guy: 7 or 8 years maybe, but why??
Girl: can u see that BMW outside??
Guy: yes but why are you asking me all this??
Girl: if you would not had spent all those money on drinks, that car would have been yours.
Guy(pauses for a second or two): you don't need to act very smart and try to portray yourself as
the symbol for goodness, that's my BMW only.
Girl(hungs her head in sadness) says sorry and leaves the place.

After that the guy also gets up, pays the bill, comes out of the restaurant, catches the bus and
goes away.

Vageesha JM, Not interesting..

This might not sounds interesting but this is how i got her number..
After she accepting my friend request in FB and chatting in FB

Me : Hey... (Her name), Give me your number..

She : Hello..
My contact number ?? y??

Me : Y ??? (Smiley of flushed face)

She : (Smiley of Grinning face with smiling eyes)

Me : What sort of question is this ?

She : hahahaha..
My kind of question.

Me : Like it is my kind of request. Nothing . just asking your no. its up to you to give or not.

She : Ok.. I'll whats app you ( I gave my no)

And the rest of the story : - From FB messenger to whats app, chattingss to phone calls , coffe
day to meetings meetings, wishes to gifts FB blocks to Whats app block... i have been
interestingly screwed.

like all other stories we both lived happily ever after separately ...

Dhaval Chauhan, I don't reply to anonymous A2A

A Girl and a guy crashed into each other

She : Thank God, Though our cars are ruined we are safe, and so is this bottle of wine, Let's
drink and enjoy for how lucky we are
He : (After drinking half bottle) Your turn to try this

She : Maybe I will wait for the police !

Gaurav Singh, Cant repair People.

This answers also qualifies for girls will be girls :

She : Hey dude, I need your help.

Me. : Yes?

She : You're good at computers right? My laptop is going crazy. Can you help me fix it?

Me : Tell me the brand of your of your laptop.

She : SNSV

Me : Ah? What brand is that? From where you bought it? Never heard it before.

She : My brother gifted me that. It's called SNSV. Really.

Me : Take a picture of that logo and send me.