1. My biggest concern for the future is...

2. Real wealth is never measured in money or possessions.

3. Conservation is survival.

4. Real love is not the stuff of pop songs.

5. If I were an animal I'd be a...

6. Plants have feelings too.

7. Junk food's popularity relies on marketing.

8. To err is human. To forgive is divine. Discuss.

9. The world is a smaller

place these days.

10. The more we communicate, the less we really say.

11. When I grow up...

12. To be grown up is a state of mind.

13. Goals are good for you.
14. The most important lesson of my life so far...
15. Intelligence is not enough.
16. If I ruled the world...
17. Color affects the way people feel.
18. Ill health begins in the mind.
19. Team sports build strong individuals.
20. Laughter is the best medicine.
21. money is more valued nowadays.
22. Discipline is not a dirty word.
23. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder.
24. Children learn what they live with.
25. Poverty is a state of mind.
26. What characteristics make an ideal hero and why?
27. What and who is an average person?
28. Being young is over-rated.
29. In what situation is lying a good idea?
30. Does money make the world go round?
31. What human quality do we need more of and why?
32. Who has been the most influential person in your life and
why?
33. How we look is unimportant. It's who we are on the
inside that counts.
34. Fashion victims I have known.
35. Pets are for people who don't have children.
36. Summer is the best and worst of times. Why?
37. The media controls how and what we think.
38. Advertising targeting children is immoral.
39. Talking to someone and talking with someone are two
different activities.
40. Real learning doesn't occur in a classroom.
41. What would you rather be - wise or intelligent?
42. True wisdom comes from experience.
43. A sense of humor is essential.
44. Uniforms stifle individuality.
45. What is normal is decided by the society we live in.
46. Manners matter.
47. Children should not watch television.
48. Art is essential to life.
49. Cities are for people not cars.
50. Peace is possible.
51. You are a mad scientist. Tell us about your latest invention.

52. Why Do We Celebrate Thanksgiving?

53. What Television Program Should Be Banned And Why?

54. Is a glass half full or half empty? Explain your choice.

55. How to impress your parents.

56. Can We Blame – fill in a team – For Its Defeat?

57. You are an ant. Convince an anteater to not eat you.

58. What moral issue best defines you?

59. Why your mom/dad is special.

60. Why Do I Play Golf? Or another kind of sports

61. Tell us about a nickname you have and how you got it.

62. What is the biggest effect of the internet?

63. Why books are important.

64. Convince us that homework is harmful to your health.

65. Describe your worst experience

66. Three surprising facts about me.

67. Should – fill in an name – Win A MTV Award?

68. You are a famous sports player. Describe your best moment
of a game.
 69. Does technology live up to its promise?

70. How to achieve your dreams.

71. Three things that scare me.

72. I’m Just A Paperboy Now, Will I Become A Millionaire?

73. Explain which came first: the chicken or the egg.

74. Explain the best way to teach an old dog a new trick.

75. Tell us about your favorite holiday.

76. Why I like my town.

77. If I were in charge of school lunches.

78. Is The X-Box Better Than Play station 2?

79. You are a piece of paper. Describe how we should use you
before you get recycled.

80. Could We Really Say To Our Bosses What’s On Our Mind?

1. How to procrastinate like a professional - ten top tips
2. My worst embarrassing experience
3. 5 sure-to-impress excuses for not handing in your homework
(getting to work on time, coming home on time...)
4. How to tell if your cat (dog, goldfish...) needs counselling
5. How to successfully annoy your parents (co-workers,
friends...)
6. The top 3 strangest hobbies
7. The secrets your choice of hobby reveal
8. How to get others to do your work for you without them
knowing
9. Five ways to test if your friends are really your friends
10. How to successfully fail your exams
11. My secret life as Mr Magic (Miss Universe...)
12. How to be the favorite person of everybody
13. Why junk food is good for you
14. Why lying well can be useful
95. How to look intelligent

Humorous speech topics: list 2

1. The Christmas (birthday) presents I would really like to give

my family
2. 5 ways to say 'go away' to an annoying person without
appearing rude
3. The silliest or dumbest accidents
4. The oddest sports
5. Vegetables have feeling too
6. How to tell if a tomato is shy
7. How to psychologically prepare pumpkins for Halloween
8. Teaching cabbages to talk
9. Cruelty to broccoli
10. Fashion tips for poodles - the latest revealed
11. Is your dog (cat, goldfish...) intelligent? 10 IQ questions
to find out.
12. Paw readings for dogs. What do those canine's lines
reveal? Madame Flo reports on her research.
13. Teach your pet to talk. Easy step by step exercises to
communicate fluently with any animal of your choice.
14. How to use corporate jargon without embarrassment or
ever revealing what you really mean
15. The uses for a brick (weight, weapon, car back
stop...other than it's intended use.)