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Eleanor eyes a large man standing across the bar.
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
Huh.
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A waiter with a plate of shrimp walks by her.
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
Ooooh shrampies, come to Mama!
-f
She stuffs the shrimp in her mouth. Downs it with a shot she
steals from a dancing patron.
sa
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
(muffled)
Mmmmhm! So good! Oh!
Catches up with the large man - from the back the man looks
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ELEANOR (CONT’D)
@
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
(slurring)
I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Listen,
Stone Cold, I don’t say this to
a.
CHIDI
I love you too, Eleanor.
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2.
ELEANOR
Holy Shirt-balls. That was awful.
ip
Flops back in bed but can’t fall asleep.
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
Sa
Uggggh!
Eleanor pulls out the box of “Cannonball Run Two” and pops
the tape in.
ELEANOR
(on the tape)
-f
I love you. And you don’t need to
respond be-
sa
Rewinds
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
(on the tape)
I love you. And y--
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Chidi is awake!
sv
She grabs the tape and dives onto the couch - hiding the tape
in the cushions.
CHIDI
a.
Eleanor?
ELEANOR
You’re finally up?
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3.
CHIDI
Eleanor, it’s 6 a.m. What are you
Fl
doing up?
ELEANOR
I wanted to get a head start today.
ip
Guess I -owe- it to ya.
CHIDI
That’s oddly unlike you - but I’m
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glad to hear it. I’ll make coffee.
ELEANOR
GREAT!
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Chidi makes a face at Eleanor’s over-enthusiasm.
The moment Chidi turn, Eleanor grabs the tape and army crawls
under the coffee table to put it back in it’s hiding spot
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
Oh!
-f
CHIDI
Cream?
ELEANOR
Ouch! Some ice would be nice.
SMASH TO TITLES:
sv
CHIDI
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MICHAEL
Well, I’m not waiting around for
Fl
them all day again.
CHIDI (CONT’D)
rta
Okay so today we’re going to
discuss the teachings of --
ELEANOR
Snnnnnooooooorrrrreeeee
CHIDI
So much for that head start.
sa
CUT TO:
TAHANI
Good gracious!
@
TAHANI
a.
JASON
I made breakfast! Here. I was going
to bring it to you in bed but
you’re already here.
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5.
TAHANI
Oh. How... lovely.
Fl
She pokes at the burnt mush. A cloud of smoke puffs from it.
TAHANI (CONT’D)
ip
What is it?
JASON
It’s Count Chocula! - but it
Sa
somehow caught on fire.
JASON (CONT’D)
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Yeah! Kinda like that!
TAHANI
Janet!
JASON
I did it!
TAHANI
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Janet!!!
CUT TO:
a.
JANET
Eleanor, another resident needs my
assistance. Please remove yourself
from the Janet.
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ELEANOR
Suuush- Mama’s trying to sleep.
Fl
Chidi presents elaborate notes and drawings on the
chalkboard. Title reads “SHIP OF THESEUS”
ip
CHIDI
The Ship of Theseus deals with the
idea of identity. Imagine a ship,
just made brand new, but
Sa
eventually, some of the wood starts
to rot. As wood rotted and breaks
off of the original ship you
replace it with new wood. If the
ship is continually built with new
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wood eventually the boat would be
made of only new wood.
ELEANOR
(to Janet)
I prefer to stick to newer wood
myself. But old ones can surprise
-f
ya.
CHIDI
sa
Anyway! The philosophical question
is: Is it the same boat or has it
become something different
entirely? Just like if our cells
are replaced every year - are we
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This peaks Eleanor’s interest. She props her head up, still
leaning on Janet.
@
ELEANOR
So like, even though it looks the
same- and is still as hot as it was
- it could be some-thing new?
sv
CHIDI
Precisely. After the passage of
time.
a.
ELEANOR
How much time are we talking about?
ed
CHIDI
That would all depend on the
individual. And some would argue it
is the same person - no matter the
change.
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7.
ELEANOR
No, no. I like the changing part.
Fl
Lets circle back to that.
CHIDI
Well, I--
ip
MICHAEL
My cells don’t die or regenerate. I
don’t think this really applies to
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me.
CHIDI
It’s not really --
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JANET
I don’t have cells.
ELEANOR
Are we talking like a week or two?
CHIDI
-f
If you would just--
MICHAEL
sa
Should we be replacing cells? That
could be a good form of torture...
CHIDI
It’s just a thought exercise!
CHIDI (CONT’D)
Class is dismissed for the day. I
need to step out.
sv
ELEANOR
Chidi!
a.
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
ed
Janet appears.
JANET
Hello.
-f
Tahani looks extremely relieved.
TAHANI
sa
Oh, thank heavens. Janet, can you
fix all of... this.
JANET
Sure!
JANET (CONT’D)
Anything else I can help you with?
sv
JASON
Oh! Can you get us some fireworks
and Dominos - wait no, Pizza Hut.
With the stuffed crust.
a.
JANET
ed
Sure -
TAHANI
No, no. Jason. I don’t think that
will be necessary.
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9.
JASON
What?!
Fl
TAHANI
I’m sorry but - *cough cough* - I
fear I might be coming down with
ip
something.
JANET
Unlikely. Illness is virtually
Sa
impossible in--
TAHANI
--It must be Vicky trying a new
form of torture. *cough* Go on,
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before it spreads. Off to bed with
me!
ELEANOR
Who would have thought that Prof.
Sweater-vest would be so hard to
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find?
MICHAEL
We looked everywhere.
sv
CUT TO:
ELEANOR
Chidi?!
ELEANOR
ip
Chidi?
ELEANOR
Hey, could you just top this bad
boy off with a chocolate hazelnut
blend? Oh! And a shirt ton of
-f
these.
ELEANOR
Those bits were worth it.
@
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
sv
MICHAEL
a.
ELEANOR
ed
VICKY (O.S.)
Michael!
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VICKY (CONT’D)
A word, please?
Fl
Michael and Eleanor share a worried glance.
ip
INT. MICHAEL'S OFFICE - CONT.
VICKY
What’s your deal man?
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MICHAEL
What do you mean?
VICKY
The party? The earing?
MICHAEL
-f
That was just a phase.
VICKY
sa
Eating yogurt with the human when
you're supposed to be torturing? I
don’t know whats going on but I’m
going to get to the bottom of it.
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MICHAEL
Vicky, you got it all wrong. I am
torturing them. Right now, as we
speak.
@
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
I know I didn’t run it by you, but
sv
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Chidi has developed a bit of a
complex when it comes to his little
ed
“goodness classes”
They chuckle.
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12.
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Eleanor asked me for advice on how
Fl
to make Chidi feel better and I’ve -
heh get this - been giving her
advice to make him feel worse!
ip
Vicky isn’t impressed.
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Trust me, it’ll be great. I told
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her to make him a mixtape.
VICKY
Okay ,Michael. But don’t think I
won’t be watching.
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MICHAEL
But I hope you do! Next, I’m going
to infest Tahani’s house with
hedgehogs!
Michael exits the office. The audience sees his worried face.
-f
CUT TO:
sa
BANG!
CRASH!
TAHANI
Ugg!
a.
TAHANI
Jason, darling, what are you doing?
Fl
JASON
Uh winning!
ip
JANET
Janet is doing her best.
JASON
Oh yeah! Of course.
-f
TAHANI
Thank y-
sa
JASON
OH YEAH! BLUE SHELL! TOUCH DOWN!
TAHANI
Actually, Jason. I was thinking,
why not go out for the day? Maybe
do some of those things on your
@
JASON
sv
TAHANI
Oh I know but why waste a perfectly
good day. *cough* Go on. I wan’t
ed
THUD! Jason falls off the wall. He goes over and hugs Tahani.
JASON
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TAHANI
Uh Janet, a little help please?
ip
EXT. LAKESIDE - CONT.
Sa
Chidi, alone, skipping rocks on the water.
The rock hits the water and falls into the lake instantly -
failing miserably to skip it. Chidi sighs.
rta
ELEANOR (O.S.)
Chidi! Chidi!
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
Hey man, whats the deal? Why’d you
-f
run out like that.
CHIDI
sa
It’s nothing.
ELEANOR
Oh okay. Then tell me more about
nothing.
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CHIDI
That’s all I do is talk about
nothing! Theoretical! Abstract
thinking!
@
ELEANOR
Uh sure bud. What else?
sv
CHIDI
I just feel like a failure as a
teacher. I can’t even control a
class of two people. I can’t
imagine what my lecture halls were
a.
ELEANOR
Well I was bad at everything,
except being hot and getting free
drinks from 40 something year olds.
(a beat)
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CHIDI
What was todays class on.
Fl
ELEANOR
Uhh umm er boats.
ip
Chidi gets up, exasperated. Eleanor follows.
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
That doesn’t count!
Sa
CHIDI
You couldn’t even be bothered to
stay away for class!
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ELEANOR
That wasn’t because of you- you’re
teaching.
CHIDI
Tahani and Jason didn’t even show
up. Half my class didn’t come!
-f
ELEANOR
Forget them! You’re a great
sa
teacher. I would have never cared
enough about someones feelings
before you- you taught me how to be
better.
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CHIDI
Yeah well-
ELEANOR
And, and, and Michael thanking me
@
CHIDI
I guess-
ELEANOR
You’re doing a good job, Chidi.
Don’t be a jerk to yourself.
ed
CHIDI
You really mean that?
ELEANOR
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ELEANOR
Sa
Yeah, no problem man... No problem.
JASON
I know this is supposed to be
heaven or something but it’s not
-f
anything like Florida.
JANET
sa
Exactly.
JASON
I just miss being able to throw
rocks at sea gulls that try to
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CUT TO:
Jason and Janet watch speedboats crash into each other and
explode into brilliant fireworks.
a.
JASON (CONT’D)
Wooo!
ed
JASON (CONT’D)
Janet! This is amazing! It’s like
you’re Santa Clause - except you're
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JANET
Aw, thank you!
Fl
JASON
You know, I was kinda bummed today
when Tahani couldn’t hang out with
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me but today has been pretty cool.
Janet, you are dope.
JANET
Sa
And you are “fresh”... “dawg”.
JASON
Thats so tight!
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They remain silent for a moment and watch the blaze of the
speed boats.
JANET
Jason, can I ask you a question.
-f
JASON
Is this like a pop quiz? What
sa
subject? I know a lot about which
golf course don’t lock up their
carts at night.
JANET
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JASON
Oh no, are we getting carded. I
never got a drivers license.
@
JANET
More like inside of you.
sv
JASON
Like an organ donor?
JANET
How do you know you are you?
a.
JASON
This is the only me that I know; so
ed
MICHAEL
Sa
Yes?
ELEANOR
I need you to do one of those
things friends do right now. Come
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on lets go.
She locks the front door and checks the house for Chidi.
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MICHAEL
Now wha-
ELEANOR
I’m think in love with Chidi.
@
MICHAEL
Oh?
sv
ELEANOR
Well, one of me is. The old ship
is. Does every version of me do and
like the same things?
a.
MICHAEL
No, there have been differences in
your decisions - but you’re the
ed
ELEANOR
Thanks. But really, I need to know.
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Do I?
19.
MICHAEL
I don’t know do you?
Fl
ELEANOR
Ahhh! I don’t know.
ip
Falls onto couch.
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
Why would past Eleanor even say
Sa
that.
MICHAEL
(realizing)
Why does present Eleanor even know
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that?
VICKY
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CHIDI
Vicky?
sv
VICKY
Chidi! What are you doing here, in
a.
CHIDI
Well. I was planning on going in
through the front door but i- What
are you doing?
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20.
VICKY
I was umm coming to check on a chip
Fl
in this glass door but it’s right
as rain. Hehe. Excuse me.
CUT TO:
Sa
INT. ELEANOR'S LIVING ROOM - CONT.
MICHAEL
Eleanor, let me tell you something.
-f
The sits down with her and puts an arm around her shoulder.
She waits for this live saving wisdom to be bestowed.
sa
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
I know nothing about human emotions
and have absolutely no advice about
this what-so-ever BUT - Since I’m
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MICHAEL (CONT’D)
@
(genuine-ish)
Eleanor, you should just talk to
Chidi and tell him whats on your
mind.
sv
CHIDI
Tell me about what?
a.
MICHAEL
Oh about how she--
ELEANOR
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ELEANOR (CONT'D)
To make up for the one that ended
early today.
Fl
(a beat)
See, I already got Michael here!
MICHAEL
ip
I don’t want to--
ELEANOR
-f
Perfect! Michael and I will pop
next door and see if Tahani and
Jason will be joining us.
sa
ELEANOR
What the crap was that about?
@
MICHAEL
I thought you were about your
feelings.
sv
ELEANOR
Of course I’m not! When have I
ever! You know my life.
a.
MICHAEL
Well now we have night class thanks
to that complex of yours.
ed
ELEANOR
I know I know, at least Dr. Dork is
happy about it.
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ELEANOR
What? Then where is he?
TAHANI
-f
You know, I’m not quite sure...
Janet!
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Janet pops in looking singed - still giving off smoke.
JANET
Hello!
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TAHANI
Janet could you bring Jason here we
need to go to Eleanor’s
JANET
@
CHIDI
And that is it for tonight.
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23.
ELEANOR
Great job out there teach! I feel
Fl
like I really nailed that lesson
today.
CHIDI
ip
A teacher is only as good as his
students.
ELEANOR
Thanks for listening earlier.
-f
MICHAEL
Anytime, Eleanor.
sa
Michael exits leaving just Chidi and Eleanor.
MICHAEL
(gasps)
Vicky!
sv
VICKY
What were you talking to Eleanor
about earlier today?
a.
MICHAEL
A-about how to “help” Chidi.
ed
VICKY
Well see about that. Janet.
Janet appears.
u
24.
JANET
What can I help you with.
Fl
VICKY
Show me Eleanor right now.
ip
She pulls up a screen and showing Eleanor in her bathroom...
She takes her tooth brush and Chidi’s tooth brush out of the
individual cases and places them together in the cup.
Vicky is stunned.
VICKY
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Oh wow. Okay.
MICHAEL
I told you so.
@
VICKY
Alright, Michael. I’m impressed.
Keep up the good work.
sv
MICHAEL
But of course.
Vicky exits.
a.
CUT TO:
CHIDI
Eleanor?
Fl
She jumps and tries to compose herself.
ELEANOR
ip
Oh! Chidi. I thought you went to
bed.
CHIDI
Sa
I did but I heard you... Are you
alright?
Eleanor nods her head yes, then no, and hugs him.
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He hugs her back, tight.
END?
CHIDI
You wanna talk about it?
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ELEANOR
I was just thinking about how I’ll
never have a family. I never
thought I wanted one - but just
knowing I never will got to me.
@
ELEANOR (CONT’D)
sv
CHIDI
I know its not the same but in a
way the 4, no 6 of us are like a
ed
little family.
CHIDI (CONT’D)
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