Conspiracy Theories Behind BP Oil Spill in Gulf - From Dick Cheney To UFOs - CBS News

You might also like

Download as pdf or txt
Download as pdf or txt
You are on page 1of 18

LIVE

Conspiracy Theories Behind BP Oil Spill in Gulf --


From Dick Cheney To UFOs

B Y D AV I D P H I L L I P S
U P D AT E D O N : J U LY 1 , 2 0 1 0 / 1 1 : 5 3 A M / M O N E Y W AT C H

Far from the media spotlight, pulled from the


"X Files" of the Internet, are some of the more interesting and
conspiratorial narratives on what -- or who -- triggered BP's oil-spill
disaster, now unfolding more than 18,000 feet below sea level in the Gulf
of Mexico.

What did he know, and when did he know it? Representing the reactionary right,
blogger Jerseynut alleges a conspiracy and subsequent coverup direct from the
White House: chief of sta Rahm Emanuel, likely acting on orders from President
Obama, had operatives blow up the Transocean (RIG) -- leased rig and attached
wellbore. Implausible?

You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by


that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do
before, Emanuel infamously said in November 2008.

With a runaway spill in the Gulf waters, the Obama administration can
now direct e ort to the wish list of its partisan base:

1. A moratorium on deepwater drilling in U.S. waters -- right wing radio host


Rush Limbaugh opined on the airwaves last month that "environmental
whackos" blew up the rig to "head o more drilling"
2. A renewed legislative push for the previously moribund Kerry-Lieberman
cap-and-trade bill, which seeks to address climate warming in the U.S. by
regulating industrial carbon dioxide emissions.

With respect toward "fair balance" in the media, those on the opposite
end of the political spectrum -- the liberal left -- see former Vice President
Dick Cheney's ngerprints all over this environmental catastrophe. Alex
Pareene blames the former vice-president in an insipid Salon.com post
alleging industry pandering during the reign of George Bush II. In
particular, the blogger points out that lax oversight permitted BP to avoid
the $500,000 cost of installing a "dead-man switch" on the blow-out
preventer, called an acoustic shut-o switch, that could've been triggered
from the surface (onboard the Deepwater rig) to plug the leak.

In a related story, investigators are examining the role of Cheney's former


employer Halliburton (HAL) in the undersea spill, as the oil-service company was
responsible for cementing the drill hole, as reported by the LA Times on May 1.
The Internet's suspicious minds believe Halliburton intentionally triggered the
catastrophic blowout (using substandard concrete slurry when cementing the
spaces around the piping in the wellbore casing) to adversely a ect U.S. oil
production -- looking to boost oil prices (and pro ts). The inquisitors reference
the current investigation underway by Australian o cials on Halliburton's role in
a Timor Sea well blowout in 2005 as proof positive.

Filed away in the "International Intrigue" folder is the report a North Korean
submarine red two torpedoes against the rig, as reported by WRAL.com:

On the night of April 20th the North Korean Mini Submarine


manned by these "suicidal" 17th Sniper Corps soldiers attacked
the Deepwater Horizon with what are believed to be 2
incendiary torpedoes causing a massive explosion and resulting
in 11 workers on this giant oil rig being killed outright. Barely 48
hours later, on April 22nd , this North Korean Mini Submarine
committed its nal atrocity by exploding itself directly beneath
the Deepwater Horizon causing this $1 Billion oil rig to sink
beneath the seas and marking 2010's celebration of Earth Day
with one of the largest environmental catastrophes our World
has ever seen.

As if President Obama didn't already have enough on his plate to worry


about, now comes word from the socially conservative WorldNetDaily
promulgating a spiritual connection. According to this theory, Obama's
poor treatment toward Israel led to the catastrophe in the Gulf. In a
video narrative, Florida-based Baptist preacher Carl Gallups warned the
wrath of God befell upon Obama. Pastor Carl recounted from the Book of
Genesis an ancient promise God made to Abraham, the patriarch of the
12 tribes of Israel:

I will make you into a great nation and I will bless you; I will
make your name great, and you will be a blessing. I will bless
those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse....
Conspiracy theories making the rounds on the world
wide web are not limited to causes of the Gulf spill too. Blogger
discussion boards are lled with non-stop, fearful chatter, including talk
of an impending explosion of methane gas bubbles in Gulf waters, wiping
out the entire sea coastal seaboard; worries the Obama administration is
readying FEMA-run internment camps in the South and will soon declare
martial law; and, lest we forget, BP's drilling activity awoke a UFO, long-
buried under more than three miles of sea water, sandstone and hard
rock formations.

Could the fait accompli -- a sequel to Roger Corman's classic 1956 sci- ick "It
Conquered the World" (hopefully in 3 D viewing) -- be too far behind?

Trending News
Beach Cli Collapse
Moscow Protests
Cop Kills Woman
Florida Migrant Facility

Related:

All Things BNET on BP's Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill

Apocalypse in the Gulf: Could A Sinkhole Swallow the Deepwater Horizon


Well and BP?
Transocean's Problems Run Deeper Than Lost Revenue From Gulf Spill Drill
Ban
More Pain for BP, Rising Cleanup Costs and Increasing Oil Spill Rates Into
Gulf Waters
An Embattled BP Looks "Beyond Politics" to Mislead Public on Oil Spill
Details

First published on July 1, 2010 / 11:53 AM

© 2010 CBS Interactive Inc.. All Rights Reserved.

David Phillips

David Phillips has more than 25 years' experience on Wall Street, rst as a
nancial consultant and then as an equity analyst for several investment banking
rms. He sifts through SEC lings for his blog The 10Q Detective, looking for
nancial statement soft spots, such as depreciation policies, warranty reserves
and restructuring charges. He has been widely quoted in outlets such as
BusinessWeek, The International Herald Tribune, Investor's Business Daily,
Kiplinger's Personal Finance, and The Wall Street Journal.

U.S.
Cummings urges people to visit Baltimore in wake of Trump attacks
2 3 M AG O

El Paso police warn of "active shooter" after reports of shots red at


Walmart
U P D AT E D 1 1 M A G O

All unaccompanied children removed from Florida migrant facility


2 H AG O

After string of deaths, frat brother accused of urging suicides


2 H AG O

Georgia school tried to dictate hairstyles for black students


2 H AG O

More in U.S.

Politics
Cummings urges people to visit Baltimore in wake of Trump attacks
2 3 M AG O

All unaccompanied children removed from Florida migrant facility


2 H AG O

Democratic 2020 hopefuls target labor at Nevada forum


2 H AG O

Ilhan Omar poses with Nancy Pelosi in Ghana


1 5 H AG O

2020 Daily Trail Markers: Hickenlooper "probably would have" defended


Biden
1 5 H AG O

More in Politics

World
How mosquitoes killed billions – and helped win the American Revolution
2 H AG O

Barred candidate among hundreds detained in Moscow protests


2 H AG O

Arrests made in nightclub stampede that killed 5 teens and mom


5 H AG O

North Korea con rms test- ring of rocket launcher system


1 6 H AG O

Asylum seeker dies trying to re-enter U.S.


2 1 H AG O

More in World

Entertainment
John Fogerty on the musical legacy of Woodstock
U P D AT E D 2 M A G O 01:21

Madison Cunningham: “Something to Believe In"


2 H AG O 04:26

The author behind "The Chain"


4 H AG O 06:12

Trump: A$AP Rocky "on his way home" after Swedish jail release
1 7 H AG O

What to stream this weekend


AUG 2 08:21

More in Entertainment

Technology
Biggest losers under Trump's China tari : Apple and its customers
AUG 2

Apple to end Siri snooping by outside contractors


2 3 H AG O

Congress wants Capital One and Amazon to explain data breach


AUG 1

How to freeze your credit following the Capital One breach


AUG 1

Alleged Capital One hacker threatened to "shoot up" tech company


AUG 1

More in Technology
Science

How mosquitoes killed billions – and helped win the American Revolution
2 H AG O

Earth-like planet discovered 31 light years away


3 H AG O

Two percent of the world's right whales have died this summer
2 1 H AG O

11 billion tons of ice melted in Greenland — in just one day


AUG 2

"Not your grandfather's summer," U.N. warns as heat records rise


AUG 1
More in Science

Health

How mosquitoes killed billions – and helped win the American Revolution
2 H AG O

Entenmann's cookies recalled in 36 states due to choking hazard


1 5 H AG O

Why are health costs so high? Blame it on the drugs


2 2 H AG O

Why hiring at "ambulatory" health clinics is surging


AUG 2

A conversation about the world's major health threats


AUG 2
More in Health

MoneyWatch

Entenmann's cookies recalled in 36 states due to choking hazard


1 5 H AG O

Brisket prices soar on growing appetite for barbecue


1 9 H AG O

Stocks swoon to their worst week of the year


2 1 H AG O

Why are health costs so high? Blame it on the drugs


2 2 H AG O
Biggest losers under Trump's China tari : Apple and its customers
AUG 2

More in MoneyWatch

Crime

Police o cer shooting at dog kills woman


5 H AG O 00:57

Judge: O cer in Garner death should be red


1 H AG O 02:46

What's wrong with America's criminal justice system?


1 9 H AG O

Trump: A$AP Rocky "on his way home" after Swedish jail release
1 7 H AG O
NYPD judge: Fire o cer in Eric Garner's chokehold death
2 3 H AG O

More in Crime

Space

"City killer" asteroid misses Earth – and scientists had no idea


JUL 29

New Mexico chiles to be grown in space


JUL 27

SpaceX cargo ship reaches space station


JUL 28
SpaceX launches Falcon 9 rocket
JUL 25 09:29

SpaceX launches supplies — and slime — to space station


JUL 25

More in Space

Latest Galleries

The Oddities & Curiosities Expo


JUL 22 24 PHOTOS

New York's Central Park


JUL 21 25 PHOTOS

Manson Family murders: The terrifying story in pictures


JUL 3 44 PHOTOS
New on Net ix, Hulu and Amazon
JUN 24 30 PHOTOS

Evidence photos from the police shooting of Danroy "DJ" Henry Jr.
JUN 22 19 PHOTOS

More in Latest Galleries

Popular

NBA star's desperate call for help


JUL 27 00:40

The alleged plot to kill Lorenzen Wright


JUL 27 01:37
Body cam video captures murder-for-hire suspect's arrest
JUL 20 03:29

Sneak peek: Hollywood Horror Story


JUL 13 03:37

A mother's desperate 911 call


JUL 20 01:14

More in Popular

Copyright © 2019 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved.


Quotes delayed at least 15 minutes.
Market data provided by ICE Data Services. ICE Limitations. Powered and implemented by FactSet. News provided by
The Associated Press. Legal Statement.

Privacy Policy
Ad Choice
Terms of Use
Mobile User Agreement
About
Advertise
Closed Captioning
CBS News Store
Site Map
Contact Us
Help

You might also like