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Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3
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Illuminat...
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Illuminat...
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Illumination!
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The year was 1985,
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and the number one
show on TV was...
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Evil Bratt!
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<i>The show starred young
Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy</i>
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<i>and criminal mastermind
bent on world domination.</i>
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<i>There he is! Get him!</i>
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<i>I've been a bad boy!</i>
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Bratt was the biggest
child actor of the 1980s,
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<i>striking a chord with
audiences all over the world.</i>
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<i>There he is! Get him!</i>
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<i>But it all came
to an end in Season 3, when...</i>
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<i>I've been a bad boy!</i>
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<i>The young star experienced
an unexpected growth spurt.</i>
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<i>Boy? Ugh!</i>
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The show was canceled.
Hollywood rejected him
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<i>and Bratt quickly plunged
into a downward spiral,</i>
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<i>starting to actually believe he was
the character he played on TV.</i>
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<i>What are you looking at?</i>
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<i>Leading us all to wonder,</i>
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<i>where is he now?</i>
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You know what, Clive?
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Playing a villain on TV was fun,
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but being one in real life
is even better.
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Heist music!
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Here it comes.
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What?
Clive, what are you doing?
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How is that heist music?
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Sorry. My bad.
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Ew!
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Mommy!
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Stop or I'll...
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Sir, the ship has been boarded
by some kind of monster!
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Wait! That's not
a monster.
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That's a man
wearing shoulder pads!
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There's only one supervillain
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whose fashion sense
is quite that dated.
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Balthazar Bratt.
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Blast it! The Dumont
Diamond is on that ship.
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<i>I want every agent in the area
on the scene immediately!</i>
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We're already here. Agents
Grucy are closing fast.
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Yes! Wait.
What did you call us?
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"Grucy." You know, GRU and
Lucy mushed together. Try it.
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Oh! I like it,
but not a lot.
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I don't like it.
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Stop!
On the ground!
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Go, go, go!
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Eh?
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Too late again, GRU!
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Wha?
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He's getting away!
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That's what he thinks.
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Go! Go! Go...
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Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
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I don't think we
can make it, GRU!
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We can make it!
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We can make it!
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No, we can't!
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Ahh!
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Get ready!
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Get ready for...
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Hey. How you doing?
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Are you okay?
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You guys are so cute.
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Go get him, GRU-GRU!
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Hello, GRU.
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How's your transition coming?
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You know, from world's
worst villain
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to world's worst agent?
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Oh, that's hilarious.
You should be on TV.
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Oh, that's right. You were!
But then you got canceled!
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Ha-ha!
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What about that?
Ugh!
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What? Oh, girls!
Oh!
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Dance fight!
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Ow!
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Alpha Team, the diamond is secure.
Come and pick up the package.
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<i>Copy that.
Alpha Team in approach.</i>
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GRU!
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Did you actually
think I was unconscious?
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Huh! It's called acting, hoser.
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And clearly, I've still got it!
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I've been a bad boy!
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Freeze! Don't move!
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Son of a Betamax!
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Go, go! Get him!
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He's getting away!
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This isn't over, GRU.
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You hear me?
This is not over.
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Yeah? Well,
I still have the diamond.
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<i>Happy birthday to you</i>
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<i>Happy birthday to...</i>
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<i>Happy birthday, dear Dan</i>
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<i>Happy birthday to you</i>
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I can't believe
Bratt got away again.
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How is this
possible? How?
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And it's not just
that he got away,
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it is he's so smug about it.
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"Ooh, I've been
a bad boy!"
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Gah! Edna, hey!
Looking hot today.
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Got cats on you.
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And it was so humiliating, dangling
there in the bubble-gum Speedo.
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And I didn't have time to
go to the gym this week,
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and I had a big breakfast. And
was feeling a little bloated.
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You know what? He's not
even worth talking about.
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I don't even want to waste
another breath about the guy.
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And another thing!
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Next time I see Bratt, I will
moonwalk all over his stupid face!
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Thank you all for coming
at such short notice.
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It is with great sadness that I
inform you that, as of today,
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I am retiring as
head of the AVL.
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Oh, no!
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Your new leader is coming
directly from head office.
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Effective immediately.
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She is the very gifted,
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very ambitious,
Miss Valerie da Vinci.
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As I look out
over all your faces,
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I am flooded with
so many memories.
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Oh, boy!
This is a snooze fest!
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Excuse me, this is my last...
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Blah, blah, blah!
We understand.
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You're old, you're
fat, you're done.
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Let me breathe in.
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Ooh, broke a little sweat,
there.
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First order of business,
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which one of you losers
is Agent GRU?
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Oh, that would be me.
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Although, I don't know if
I'd say "loser," per se.
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Kind of is...
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Oh, it's the girls!
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Not a good time.
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Hey!
Ahh!
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Yes, sir!
Uh...
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Ma'am? You're making me nervous.
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How could you let
Balthazar Bratt,
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the AVL's most wanted villain,
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just get away?
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That is the opposite
of what we do here!
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Okay, okay.
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Yes, maybe
he got away. Again.
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But he didn't get the diamond.
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And I am this close
to bringing him in.
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This close.
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Huh. Interesting.
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You're fired!
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What?
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That's totally not fair.
GRU is a great agent!
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You know what?
If you fire him,
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you're gonna have to
fire me, sister-sister.
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And do you really wanna do that?
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Do ya?
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No, no, no!
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Well, I guess she did.
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Honey, you didn't
have to do that.
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I know how much
you love your job.
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Well, I love other things more.
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You know, we're gonna
have to tell the girls.
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Can you do it?
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The whole "mom" thing
is still kind of new to me.
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Oh, sure.
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Huh?
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Psst!
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Hello?
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<i>Aloha!</i>
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Oh!
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This is unexpected.
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Well, you never got to
go on a honeymoon, so...
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We made you dinner!
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It's a luau!
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We got pineapples and
coconuts and ukuleles!
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Oh! Yay!
Yay!
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The soup of the day.
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<i>Madame</i> and <i>Monsieur.</i>
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The gummy bears were my idea.
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Mmm! Looks too good
to even eat.
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Am I right?
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But I made it for you. Oh.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Good soup!
I love the combination
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of gummy bears
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and meat.
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I'm gonna hold it in my mouth.
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'Cause it's so good, I
don't wanna swallow it.
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So, how was work?
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Ooh, did you take that guy down?
Did anything explode?
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Well, actually,
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today, Lucy and I were
invited to not work
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at the AVL anymore.
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No!
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You got fired?
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Oh, no!
No, no, no.
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Yes.
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But don't worry.
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I'm sure we'll get
new jobs. Real soon.
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Even better ones.
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What's better than being
super-cool secret agents?
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Ooh, I know!
You could gamble online!
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That's what Katie's dad does.
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Okay. We will definitely
look into that.
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That's a good suggestion.
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And let's not go over
to Katie's house anymore.
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Hmm?
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Guys! Shh! I don't think
you heard me right.
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No, no, no.
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This does not mean that we are
going back to being villains.
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Okay, all right.
I get it.
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Look, I know it's been
a little tough lately.
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Especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally
freezing himself in carbonite.
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But our life of crime is over!
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Mel! Mel, you're
with me on this, right?
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Guys, listen to me!
Read my lips!
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What? What?
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Oh... What did I say?
It's not "comquit"?
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Ah, okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Don't take that tone with me!
We're not going back to villainy.
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Yes! And I don't want to
hear another word about it.
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Look, if you guys don't stop right
now, there will be consequences.
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Hey! Don't say anything
you're going to regret.
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What? You quit?
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You're serious?
Come on!
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Dave! Jerry!
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Great news, guys.
You have been promoted.
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You're in charge now.
Huh? Not bad.
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Jeesh!
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Ah, <i>Monsieur</i> Pompeux!
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To what do we owe the presence
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of the world's
foremost gem expert?
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The chief of police sent me.
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He was concerned that during
the recent heist attempt,
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the Dumont Diamond
was replaced with a phony.
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Ooh, la-la!
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You have been duped!
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What? We have?
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Yes.
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By me!
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But, what is...
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Oh, no! Help!
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Ooh!
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I've been a bad boy!
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Or should I say...
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Oh!
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Hey, GRU.
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What you doing down here?
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In the dark. Alone.
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Oh, nothing.
Just thinking.
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You okay?
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Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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It's just...
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I don't know.
I guess I just feel like
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a failure.
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Like I don't have
a purpose anymore.
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Hey, mister,
you are not a failure.
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If only I could
have nailed Bratt.
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So many times, I almost had him.
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But now I'll never
get the chance,
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'cause I have been
kicked to the curb.
261
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,318
GRU, you've got to let this go.
262
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,070
It's time to look forward.
263
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,405
Things will get
better. I promise.
264
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,346
Excuse me.
265
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,516
Pardon me, young people?
266
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,686
Would you tell me
how to get to this address?
267
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,025
I'm looking for a Mr. GRU.
268
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,498
Idiots.
269
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,712
No! Kyle!
270
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,755
Stop! Kyle, let go!
271
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,094
No! No!
272
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,138
You've got to be kidding me!
273
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,222
Lucy, did you...
274
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,986
He helps you if
you have nightmares.
275
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,435
And he's really
good to snuggle with.
276
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,978
Oh, no, no, no.
Agnes! Agnes!
277
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,147
So take good care of him.
278
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,940
Thank you!
279
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,234
Agnes, what are you doing?
280
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,403
You sold your unicorn?
281
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:41,074
Well, I just wanted to help,
since you don't have a job.
282
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,993
I got two whole dollars for it.
283
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,706
Uh, excuse me?
284
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,917
Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.
285
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,710
Yes, but this will
only take a...
286
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,338
Hey, eyebrows, get off the lawn.
287
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,589
Yeah, but...
288
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,882
Hey, could you...
289
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,842
Oh, uh, of course.
290
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,386
Now, as I was saying, I...
291
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,596
Uh... Oh.
292
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,139
Goodbye!
293
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:13,690
Listen, Agnes, you don't need to worry.
We're going to be fine.
294
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,858
For real?
295
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,026
For real.
296
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,320
Now, come on, let's
pack this stuff up.
297
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,197
Ow! Ow!
Seriously?
298
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,658
Buddy, you're not
getting the hint.
299
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,494
Excuse me, Mr. GRU,
300
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,747
but I really must
have a word with you.
301
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,415
How do you know my name?
302
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,961
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Fritz.
303
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,754
Ow!
304
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,047
Good puppy.
305
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:41,593
And I am inquiring on behalf
of your twin brother, Dru.
306
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,178
He needs your help.
307
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:44,888
What? Twin brother?
308
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,015
Twin brother?
309
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:48,392
Oh, <i>Ja.</i>
310
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,645
He would like to fly you
to Freedonia to meet him.
311
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,690
Your father has recently
passed away and...
312
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,775
Okay, cuckoo.
313
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,820
I'm sorry, but my dad
died when I was a baby,
314
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,489
and I don't have any brother.
You got the wrong guy.
315
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:07,285
Really? Well, then,
how do you explain this?
316
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,795
<i>Bellissimo!</i>
317
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,340
Oh, hello, GRU.
318
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,508
Hi, Mom.
319
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:25,554
It's important to keep active
in one's golden years.
320
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,222
Oh!
321
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,808
There you are, you cutie, you.
322
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,435
Oh!
323
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,689
Uh, these are my
diving instructors.
324
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,109
Vincenzo <i>und</i> Paolo.
325
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,695
Ciao, boys.
326
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,448
So, what do you want?
327
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,701
Mom, do I have a twin brother?
328
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,954
Ah! How did you find out?
Who told you?
329
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,539
Wait, what? It's true?
330
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,583
You never told me
I had a brother!
331
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,170
And you told me that Dad died of
disappointment when I was born.
332
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,423
<i>Ja, Ja</i>.
That was the agreement.
333
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,468
Agreement?
What are you talking about?
334
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,891
Shortly after you and
your brother were born,
335
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,185
your father and I divorced.
336
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:16,563
We each took one son
to raise on our own
337
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:20,025
and promised never to
see each other again.
338
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,612
Obviously,
339
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,655
I got second pick.
340
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,452
I have a brother!
341
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,003
Hey, girls! How are
things in Row B, huh?
342
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,631
I put together some fun
activities for the trip!
343
00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:45,717
Who is up for some gin rummy?
344
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,677
Yeah, um...
345
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:49,638
We're good.
346
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,598
Oh, okay.
347
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,017
I'll just sit here
and play solitaire.
348
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,519
I hope I win.
349
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:59,272
I wonder what Dru
will be like. Ooh!
350
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,941
Maybe we'll have the twin thing
351
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,027
when you can read
each other's minds, no?
352
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,779
How cool would that be?
353
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,531
Um, super cool!
354
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,583
Ooh!
355
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:28,885
Freedonia!
Freedonia! Freedonia!
356
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,054
Hi, piggy, piggy!
357
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,182
Whoa!
Look at that house!
358
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,226
It's like a castle!
359
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,896
I can't wait to meet my brother!
360
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,649
Ugh. What's with
all the pigs?
361
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,110
This is the family business.
362
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,488
The largest pig farm in
the whole of Freedonia.
363
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:52,033
Okay, nice pig.
364
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,578
No! That's my
private part!
365
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,541
This pig has issues!
366
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,002
Please, come in.
367
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,514
Oh, this is amazing!
368
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,560
Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel!
But with pigs.
369
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:26,109
My brother!
370
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,407
My brother!
371
00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:33,617
GRU!
372
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:34,951
Dru!
373
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,167
Oh!
374
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:47,088
Brother! I am hugging you!
375
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,757
I'm so happy!
376
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:53,136
After all of these years,
finally I'm meeting you!
377
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,013
Yup. All right.
Good.
378
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,390
Oh, look at that.
379
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,935
You must be the beautiful wife.
380
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,895
Beautiful?
Oh!
381
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,980
Stop it.
Sweet talker.
382
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,107
How is my brother
finding a wife like you
383
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,901
when he is so bald?
384
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,527
I'm joking!
385
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:15,116
These must be my nieces!
386
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:19,204
You're Agnes! You
are small with big eyes.
387
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:21,289
And it makes me wanna
put you into my pocket.
388
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:22,916
You can't do that!
389
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,834
I'm too big.
390
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:29,714
Edith! I can tell that you
are a little mischievous.
391
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:32,092
We're gonna have to make
a little trouble later.
392
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,344
I already have!
393
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,930
Ow! Ow! Please!
394
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,182
Why are you
doing that? Ow!
395
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:43,061
Fist bump for
mischievous behavior!
396
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,189
And Margo.
Oh, you are so mature!
397
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,817
I'm guessing...
Mmm... 15?
398
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,360
15?
399
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,863
She's 12. She looks 12
and will always be 12.
400
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,033
So, Dru, this place is amazing!
401
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,452
I mean, you just walk through
the doors and you're like...
402
00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:03,456
Oh, it's nice, I guess, sure.
403
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,834
I'm not really into things.
404
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,131
- This is so cool!
- Look at that!
405
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,508
Oh, my gosh!
He's even got a helicopter!
406
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,926
This is the best!
407
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,846
Yes, the best!
408
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,282
All right, let's go home now.
409
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,390
Home? Why?
410
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:24,019
I don't know. This guy with
the mansion and the cars
411
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:28,732
and all of the hair, with the
silky smooth, luxurious hair.
412
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,151
I feel worse than
I did before I came.
413
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:34,321
But he's your brother, GRU.
Give this a chance.
414
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,923
Oh, I was thinking,
while GRU and I
415
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,657
catch up on some brother stuff,
416
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,452
you girls should go with Fritz.
He has a surprise for you!
417
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,995
Yay!
Awesome!
418
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,288
I love surprises!
419
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,415
Oh, this is perfect!
Mother-daughter bonding time.
420
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,708
Let's do it!
Woot-woot!
421
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,878
Bye! You boys
have fun!
422
00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:52,255
Whoopi!
423
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,927
<i>Now you can be as
evil as Balthazar Bratt</i>
424
00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,305
<i>with the</i> Evil Bratt
<i>action figure.</i>
425
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:04,059
<i>Featuring music-activated
breakdance mode.</i>
426
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,645
<i>Also featuring bubblegum-launching
shoulder pads!</i>
427
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:12,108
<i>And the all-new
Mega Diamond Laser!</i>
428
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,528
<i>No more math!</i>
429
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,073
<i>I've been a bad boy!</i>
430
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,452
<i>The Mega Diamond Laser
does not actually incinerate books.</i>
431
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:25,205
How could
Hollywood cancel a show
432
00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,499
that produced toys
like this, Clive?
433
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,835
<i>Evil Bratt</i> was a masterpiece!
434
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,463
Does no one value
true art anymore?
435
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,715
It's a disgrace
and a travesty, sir.
436
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:39,552
Well, now that I've got the
diamond, it's payback time.
437
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:43,598
Oh, it's too bad GRU won't be
around to try and stop me.
438
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:46,351
Oh, wait! No, it's not.
I hate that dweeb!
439
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,186
And you, Hollywood!
440
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:51,439
This time, I'm canceling you
441
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:54,234
and all the losers
who rejected me!
442
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,741
Oh, piggy, piggy!
443
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:05,078
So, how are things going
for you career-wise?
444
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,790
Great!
So, so great!
445
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:09,999
Crushing it.
446
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,585
Well, I've got
something that I think
447
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:15,839
you will find very interesting.
448
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,968
Hold onto your face, brother.
449
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,227
Yee-haw!
Yah, yah!
450
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,071
Ow!
451
00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:51,833
Come on!
Come on!
452
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,171
What is all this?
453
00:29:56,713 --> 00:30:01,009
The pig farm was just a cover
for the real family business.
454
00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:11,352
Now, feast your eyes on
455
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,564
Dad's lair!
456
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,274
Ta-da!
457
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,319
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
458
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:22,489
So, our dad was a villain?
459
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:24,866
No, no, no, not just a villain.
460
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:28,077
One of the greatest of all time!
461
00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:32,248
He was known as the Bald Terror!
462
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,002
That's him? Our dad?
463
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:39,506
He was so proud of you. And
what a great villain you were.
464
00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,174
He was?
465
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,844
But me, eh, not so much.
466
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:49,974
To Dad, I was just a failure.
467
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,394
He never thought I had what
it took to be a villain.
468
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,689
But now, you can help
me prove him wrong!
469
00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,900
Brother,
470
00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:01,903
teach me the art of villainy!
471
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,031
No.
472
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:06,950
No, no, no.
I can't do that.
473
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,744
What? But
it's our family tradition!
474
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:11,371
You can't say no to that!
475
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,665
Look, I'm sorry.
476
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:16,751
I left that life behind me.
End of story.
477
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,044
Oh.
478
00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:21,172
Okay. I understand.
479
00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:23,800
Hmm! I wonder
what this does.
480
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:41,943
Holy Moley!
481
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,153
Dad's villain wheels!
482
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,489
Pretty slick, huh?
483
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:50,952
Hey, you wanna take her out for a spin?
Just for some fun?
484
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:54,038
Mmm!
485
00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:01,004
Oh, oh, oh! Look out!
486
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:06,551
What a beautiful day!
487
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,178
Zero to 400 in three seconds.
488
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,055
Able to withstand
a nuclear blast.
489
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,557
Armed to the teeth.
490
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:17,103
Okay, that's pretty nice.
491
00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,230
And it's a hybrid.
Look out!
492
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,838
Help me!
493
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,385
I am not enjoying this.
494
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,606
Whoa! What is
going on here?
495
00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:05,234
Welcome to the annual
Freedonian Cheese Festival.
496
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:06,569
Go!
497
00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:14,035
Look, look!
Look at all the candies!
498
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,871
Whoa!
Eep, eep, eep!
499
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,916
Lucy, can we get these? Please.
500
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,044
Okay, but only
one each. I mean it.
501
00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,671
Aw!
Oh, man!
502
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:28,132
No, I don't. Get as
many as you want. I don't care.
503
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,926
Yay! Awesome!
504
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,636
Uh...
What?
505
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:35,473
Well, it's okay to tell them
no sometimes, too, you know?
506
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,016
Moms need to be tough.
507
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:39,143
Right, right.
Tough. Good one.
508
00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:40,520
I can totally do that.
509
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,647
You know, still figuring
out this mom thing.
510
00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:45,233
Gettin' my sea legs, matey!
511
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,151
It's a unicorn!
512
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:54,158
Can we go in there?
Please, please, please!
513
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,665
Um... Sure! Yeah! You
know, but first let's...
514
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,667
Um...
Oh, look!
515
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,086
It's a traditional
Freedonian dance.
516
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,796
How amazing does that look?
517
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,507
<i>Say, say, say cheese!</i>
518
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:12,009
Cheese! I love this.
519
00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,722
The little girls go and get the
cheese from the little boys.
520
00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:17,306
That's adorable!
521
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:23,896
Aw, look at that poor little guy.
With his little boots.
522
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,773
Nobody picked him.
523
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,401
Oh, Margo, why don't
you go up there?
524
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,569
No way!
525
00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:30,820
Okay.
526
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:32,113
Wait a minute.
527
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:33,573
No!
528
00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:35,908
Go take a bite of
his cheese, young lady.
529
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:38,161
Right now!
What?
530
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:40,204
I'm being tougher, you know?
Like you said.
531
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,458
No! I meant be tougher on them.
Not me!
532
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,377
Oh, come on, just do it. What's
the worst that could happen?
533
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,171
Mmm...
534
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:50,548
Fine.
535
00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,679
Wow!
536
00:34:57,847 --> 00:34:59,724
Hey, there.
I'm Margo.
537
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,101
Hello, Margo!
538
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,686
I am Niko.
539
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,938
Would you like
some of my cheese?
540
00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:08,399
Mmm...
541
00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:09,668
<i>Say, say, say cheese!</i>
542
00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:12,612
Yes! Thank you, Margo.
Thank you!
543
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,282
Bam! I am a great mother!
544
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:18,910
Did you see that, girls?
I laid down the...
545
00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:21,954
Oh, no! Where are they?
546
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,749
Oh... Agnes? Edith?
547
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:28,753
Hello.
548
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,424
Look!
A unicorn horn!
549
00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:39,514
My little brain is
going to explode!
550
00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,891
Agnes, that's fake.
551
00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:45,228
It's real, all right.
552
00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:49,524
That horn came from
the Crooked Forest.
553
00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:54,445
The only place on earth
where unicorns still live.
554
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:01,202
Huh!
555
00:36:01,369 --> 00:36:03,412
Laugh, laugh, all of you.
556
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,915
They all think I'm crazy.
557
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:09,252
But I'm telling you,
I saw one once.
558
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,170
With my own eye.
559
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:14,841
Wait, wait, wait. You saw
a for-real live unicorn?
560
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:16,175
What did it look like?
561
00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,261
Did you pet it?
Did it smell like candy?
562
00:36:18,469 --> 00:36:21,264
Was it fluffy?
563
00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:23,266
It was so fluffy,
564
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,935
I thought I was gonna die.
565
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:29,272
Mmm! Do you think maybe
I could find one, too?
566
00:36:29,564 --> 00:36:32,358
Oh! They say if a maiden
pure of heart
567
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,527
goes into the Crooked Forest,
568
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:38,447
the unicorn will
come and be hers.
569
00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:39,782
Forever.
570
00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:42,118
Hmm...
571
00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:47,874
Agnes!
572
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:54,797
Goal!
573
00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:57,675
Excuse me.
574
00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,427
Girls, don't worry.
I'm here.
575
00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:01,345
Are you okay?
576
00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,598
Yeah, we're fine.
577
00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,099
Are you?
578
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:06,642
Unicorns are really real!
579
00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,979
And I'm gonna find one!
580
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:14,066
Sorry. Went a little
mama bear on ya.
581
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:15,902
You know,
I heard a scream and...
582
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:17,867
Yeah, okay, have a good one.
583
00:37:22,325 --> 00:37:23,659
Wait for me here.
584
00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,120
Stop that!
Ah! You kicked me.
585
00:37:28,331 --> 00:37:30,917
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
586
00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:34,337
Did you just steal candies? Yes!
587
00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:36,672
That's a lot of effort
for two lollipops.
588
00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:44,096
Oh, no! The police!
589
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,598
What do we do?
What do we do?
590
00:37:46,182 --> 00:37:48,768
Come on!
This is gonna be fun!
591
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,405
The police are gonna get us!
I'm freaking out!
592
00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:02,615
Pigs!
593
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:07,411
Cops!
594
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,053
Whoa! They're back!
595
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,348
All right!
596
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,163
Oh, man, that was crazy!
597
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,748
We were so close
to getting busted.
598
00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:53,916
Tell me about it.
599
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,085
I thought you were going
to pee your pants.
600
00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:58,129
I did!
601
00:38:58,212 --> 00:38:59,672
You did!
602
00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,944
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
603
00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:28,826
Hey! What are
you doing?
604
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,454
Intruders! Intruders!
605
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,919
There they are! Stop!
606
00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:40,296
Hey, you, don't move!
607
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:41,547
Halt!
608
00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:48,971
Call for backup!
609
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,069
Ooh, uh...
610
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,868
Get 'em! Go! Go!
611
00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:33,284
Hey, you!
Freeze! Don't move!
612
00:41:34,618 --> 00:41:36,245
Hands in the air!
613
00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,714
Face it, GRU. Villainy
is in your blood.
614
00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:50,426
You can't tell me you don't
miss the rush. A little?
615
00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:52,011
Uh...
616
00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:53,762
Eh, maybe a little.
617
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:56,599
And now you've got the
chance to get back on top.
618
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:57,808
Get your mojo back.
619
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:01,687
Become GRU again. How
awesome would that be?
620
00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:03,856
Hmm.
621
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:07,610
Oh, please, come on.
Just one heist.
622
00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:12,156
There's got to be something
out there, somewhere
623
00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:15,576
that you still wanna steal.
624
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,370
Huh.
625
00:42:18,454 --> 00:42:20,289
There is something.
626
00:42:20,456 --> 00:42:23,375
How about we steal
627
00:42:23,459 --> 00:42:26,670
the largest diamond
in the world?
628
00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:29,215
Yes! I love it!
629
00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,592
Oh, thank you, brother!
630
00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:34,470
Thank you from
the bottoms of my heart.
631
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,683
Oh, you know what? We should
do something to celebrate!
632
00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:41,310
Oh!
633
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:43,938
I've got the perfect idea.
634
00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:50,152
Fritz, my good fellow, could you
get me another napkin, please?
635
00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:52,488
Ah, yes.
Of course, Miss Edith.
636
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,829
Hey, where are GRU and Dru?
637
00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,998
Here we are!
638
00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:05,251
Oh, how's it going?
639
00:43:06,502 --> 00:43:08,254
It's me! GRU.
640
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,089
And me, Dru.
641
00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:14,927
I hug everybody whether
they like it or not.
642
00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:17,513
Why are they pretending
to be each other?
643
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:22,685
Ah! What's for dinner?
I probably won't like it.
644
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,854
I'm so grumpy
all the time. Hmm.
645
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:30,192
I laugh a lot.
And I'm kind of an idiot!
646
00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:42,288
Oh, I'm busting a gut!
647
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:45,833
Look at them!
They had no idea!
648
00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:47,876
Total burn.
649
00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,129
Oh, look, it's me, GRU!
650
00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:53,090
And I'm Dru!
We switched places!
651
00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:55,843
Oh, it's so nice to see
you two are getting along.
652
00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:58,929
Oh, we're getting...
Along perfectly.
653
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:01,015
Wait. Did we...
Just finish...
654
00:44:01,098 --> 00:44:02,141
Each...
Other's...
655
00:44:02,224 --> 00:44:03,475
Sentences?
Sentences?
656
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,104
Oh, that's delightful.
Not creepy at all.
657
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:08,748
And you're gonna stop
now though, right?
658
00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,733
Sorry, it's a twin thing.
659
00:44:11,025 --> 00:44:12,192
Uh-huh...
660
00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:15,237
So, uh, what did
you guys do today?
661
00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:18,073
Nothing.
662
00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:19,658
Okay.
What does it...
663
00:44:19,742 --> 00:44:21,493
All done!
664
00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:24,079
Pardon me! Out of the way!
Good night, everybody!
665
00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:26,832
Hey! Hey! Put the brakes on.
What's the rush?
666
00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:29,668
I need to get to bed so I can
wake up and find a unicorn!
667
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:30,919
Good night!
668
00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,173
What was that about?
669
00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:38,177
Agnes thinks she's gonna find a
real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.
670
00:44:38,344 --> 00:44:40,054
She's totally freaking out.
671
00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,681
I feel like someone's
gotta tell her the truth.
672
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:43,766
Not it!
673
00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:48,187
Oh, don't worry.
Parenting 101. I got this.
674
00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:51,690
Um...
675
00:44:51,774 --> 00:44:53,942
And please bless that
when I find the unicorn
676
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,653
he'll want to come home with
me, and sleep in my room.
677
00:44:57,029 --> 00:44:59,698
And that I can ride him
to school every day.
678
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:03,786
And he'll use his magical
powers to help me do math.
679
00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:05,037
Amen.
680
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,124
Oh, hi, GRU.
681
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,962
Hey. So, big day tomorrow.
682
00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,966
Yeah, I'm finally gonna get
to see a unicorn. For reals.
683
00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:21,637
If I do, can I bring it home?
Please?
684
00:45:21,804 --> 00:45:23,889
Oh, yeah. Sure.
685
00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:28,477
Tell you what, every unicorn you
find, you can bring it home.
686
00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:31,313
I'd better build
a big pen, right?
687
00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:34,983
But, you know,
688
00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:38,153
there's a chance that
you might not find one.
689
00:45:39,238 --> 00:45:40,239
Huh?
690
00:45:42,324 --> 00:45:46,328
It might not be good
unicorn-finding weather.
691
00:45:48,664 --> 00:45:52,334
Um... They're tricky
to find them.
692
00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:56,588
And I don't know.
Maybe...
693
00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:59,842
Maybe unicorns
694
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:03,303
don't really
695
00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:09,518
explore that part of the woods.
696
00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:17,025
But the man said a maiden could
find one if she was pure in heart.
697
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,653
And I'm pure in heart, right?
698
00:46:20,696 --> 00:46:22,072
The purest.
699
00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:30,038
Can we stop talking now?
I need to get to sleep.
700
00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,373
Good night, sweetie.
701
00:46:31,707 --> 00:46:33,083
Good night, GRU.
702
00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:36,545
<i>Unicorns, I love them</i>
703
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,214
<i>Unicorns, I love them</i>
704
00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:42,217
Huh!
705
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,220
I'm okay.
706
00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:55,689
Hey! Give
that back!
707
00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:01,945
Oh, no! Run!
708
00:47:27,971 --> 00:47:30,766
We've been waiting
a long time. Can we...
709
00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:32,184
No!
710
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,186
No, please!
711
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,605
GRU?
712
00:47:37,773 --> 00:47:38,857
Uh-oh!
713
00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:52,371
Ha!
714
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,310
Huh?
715
00:48:37,249 --> 00:48:40,836
<i>Because
I'm training for the big day</i>
716
00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,255
<i>Nobody's gonna stop me</i>
717
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:45,841
<i>'Cause I am super sassy</i>
718
00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,343
<i>Super sassy, super sassy</i>
719
00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:51,346
What's today's plan, boss?
720
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,932
What's the plan?
Silly robot.
721
00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:55,434
I'll show you the plan!
722
00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:58,645
Time to watch a very special
episode of <i>Evil Bratt</i>
723
00:48:58,729 --> 00:49:02,065
to see exactly what I'm gonna
do to stupid Tinseltown.
724
00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:06,320
<i>This week on</i> Evil Bratt...
725
00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:11,450
<i>It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!</i>
726
00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:12,701
<i>Open fire!</i>
727
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:13,952
<i>I have him in my sights!</i>
728
00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:21,001
<i>Nice try, coppers!
Chew on this!</i>
729
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:25,964
<i>He's shooting his super sticky,</i>
730
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:27,633
<i>self-inflating gum!</i>
731
00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,635
<i>Run!</i>
732
00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:32,638
<i>Gum one, gum all!</i>
733
00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,516
"Gum one, gum all."
734
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,478
Seriously, how did this
show never win an Emmy?
735
00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:46,234
<i>And now, it's your turn
to shine, my diamond!</i>
736
00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,333
<i>Hey, Clive. I guess you
could say our plan was</i>
737
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,293
<i>out of this world!</i>
738
00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:09,675
Now, that's entertainment!
739
00:50:09,925 --> 00:50:12,135
Come on!
Let's make it a reality!
740
00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:19,434
<i>Here we are, in the dark
and creepy Crooked Forest</i>
741
00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:21,520
<i>in search of
the mythical unicorn.</i>
742
00:50:21,687 --> 00:50:23,105
<i>For some reason.</i>
743
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:26,483
<i>And here she is! The fearless
unicorn hunter seeking...</i>
744
00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:28,026
<i>Edith, stop it!</i>
745
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,445
You're gonna scare
away the unicorn.
746
00:50:30,529 --> 00:50:32,614
If, somehow, we actually
find a unicorn,
747
00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,741
I'm gonna film it and get rich.
748
00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,159
Look over there!
749
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,453
Whoa!
750
00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,163
This is it!
751
00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:41,623
This is where we're
gonna see it.
752
00:50:42,332 --> 00:50:44,960
Unicorns, here we come.
753
00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,627
What's that for?
754
00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:48,588
Bait! Duh.
755
00:50:48,672 --> 00:50:49,673
Come on!
756
00:50:52,134 --> 00:50:54,177
Now, all we have to do is wait.
757
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:01,393
Okay, this is Bratt's lair.
It may not look like much,
758
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:03,270
but this place is
armed with some of
759
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:05,230
the most high-tech
weaponry known to man.
760
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:06,982
It's considered impenetrable.
761
00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:10,527
But a piece of cake
for us, right, brother?
762
00:51:10,819 --> 00:51:14,239
Yes. This is not
like stealing lollipops.
763
00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:17,325
Whoa!
764
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:24,124
His security system can detect an
air assault from any direction.
765
00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:29,171
<i>Ouch! No! Ouch!</i>
766
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:31,506
<i>Please, stop! Ouch!</i>
767
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:36,511
So we'll have to approach low
and close to the water.
768
00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,847
Next. Ah...
769
00:51:39,431 --> 00:51:41,641
Then there are
these deadly spikes.
770
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,019
<i>Geronimo!</i>
771
00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:48,356
Covered with enough
poison to blow your mind.
772
00:51:48,565 --> 00:51:49,566
Literally.
773
00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:51,067
<i>Ouch!</i>
774
00:51:51,610 --> 00:51:52,861
Ah, good to know.
775
00:51:53,195 --> 00:51:56,698
So here's the plan.
You're the getaway driver.
776
00:51:56,990 --> 00:51:58,867
So you'll wait in the boat...
777
00:51:59,075 --> 00:52:01,161
Wait, hold on!
Wait in the boat?
778
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,206
But I wanna be
in on the actions!
779
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:09,294
Dru, the getaway driver is the
most crucial part of any plan.
780
00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:11,797
Do you know how hard it is
781
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,007
doing nothing, touching nothing
782
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:17,052
when all of that adrenaline
is coursing through your veins
783
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:18,720
and you must wait?
784
00:52:18,804 --> 00:52:20,180
Can I count on you?
785
00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:21,723
Yeah.
786
00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:23,558
Ah, I guess so.
787
00:52:23,767 --> 00:52:27,312
So, I'll climb up to
the cube and enter here.
788
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,898
Then once I'm inside,
find the diamond.
789
00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:34,027
I've underestimated Bratt before.
It's not going to be easy.
790
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:36,238
I think we can handle it.
791
00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:42,410
Dad's villain suits!
This will make us unstoppable!
792
00:52:42,911 --> 00:52:44,621
Whoa! <i>Ay, chihuahua!</i>
793
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,832
I call the black one.
794
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:51,419
It's go time!
795
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,139
Hello.
796
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:04,266
Oh, hi!
797
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:07,602
Hello, mother of Margo.
I am Niko.
798
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,771
I present you
with pig to confirm
799
00:53:09,855 --> 00:53:12,691
my engagement to your daughter.
800
00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:15,735
Hey, what now?
801
00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:17,612
What's going on?
Uh, remember little boots?
802
00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:21,032
Hello, my schmoopsie poo.
Whoa, hey!
803
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:24,327
He seems to think you're engaged.
804
00:53:24,411 --> 00:53:26,663
What? We're
not engaged.
805
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:30,959
Look, Niko, you seem like a very
nice boy with a very nice pig.
806
00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:33,420
Uh... But you're
not engaged.
807
00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:36,256
Okay? It's not
happening.
808
00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:38,341
I understand.
809
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:40,385
Who was I kidding?
810
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,388
A dumpling like me
with a goddess like you.
811
00:53:44,014 --> 00:53:47,684
But I promise, I will
never forget you, Margo.
812
00:53:48,435 --> 00:53:49,603
Never.
813
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,815
Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't
forget you either.
814
00:53:53,899 --> 00:53:55,400
Bye. Bye, Niko.
815
00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:58,653
Wow! That was crazy.
Whoa!
816
00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:00,906
That was totally humiliating.
817
00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:03,992
Taking a bite of that cheese was the
stupidest thing I've ever done.
818
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:05,493
Why did I listen to you?
819
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,495
Right. But it's over
now, so...
820
00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:10,707
Oh! Here we go.
Niko...
821
00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:15,003
You refuse my
son's engagement pig?
822
00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,171
What?
823
00:54:16,254 --> 00:54:18,840
May you and your
daughter die a slow death
824
00:54:18,924 --> 00:54:20,425
and be buried with onions.
825
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,596
All right, lady, that's it!
826
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:25,680
Nobody...
827
00:54:25,847 --> 00:54:29,976
Nobody curses my daughter!
Ya got that?
828
00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:33,438
Because if you mess with
Margo, you mess with me!
829
00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:37,567
And I promise, you do
not wanna mess with me.
830
00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:39,945
Do you understand me?
831
00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:41,196
Yes. Yes.
832
00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:43,615
Good.
Now get!
833
00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,704
Look, Margo, I think
we just need to... Oh.
834
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:54,876
Yes!
835
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,212
I have to tell GRU!
836
00:55:12,936 --> 00:55:14,729
Can we go back now?
837
00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:17,816
Already? Just
a couple more hours.
838
00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:19,859
We have to be home
before it gets dark.
839
00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:23,238
I don't understand.
840
00:55:23,405 --> 00:55:25,573
I did exactly what the man said.
841
00:55:25,824 --> 00:55:28,952
You mean that one-eyed scar-faced
man that everybody laughed at?
842
00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:31,371
Yeah, it makes no sense.
843
00:55:31,538 --> 00:55:32,778
Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...
844
00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:48,138
Ooh, my whole life has been
building to this moment.
845
00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:55,854
Um... It's a...
846
00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:57,647
Unicorn!
847
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:01,151
I can't believe it!
848
00:56:02,027 --> 00:56:04,154
I'm gonna name you Lucky!
849
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:07,115
Oh, Lucky, stop it!
850
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:11,953
Yeah, I'll let someone
else burst her bubble.
851
00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:21,963
Look at us! Two brothers
pulling a heist!
852
00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:24,841
And that diamond will
make us the richest,
853
00:56:24,924 --> 00:56:27,552
most powerful
villains in the world!
854
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:28,887
Right, brother?
855
00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:32,974
Oh, right. Yep, yeah.
856
00:56:35,393 --> 00:56:38,313
Bravo! <i>Bravissimo!</i>
857
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,981
You're amazing!
I'm so sorry.
858
00:56:40,065 --> 00:56:41,608
I'm so embarrassed.
I was very rude.
859
00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:43,544
And you were always such a gentleman.
You did it!
860
00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,820
You did it!
You got our jobs back!
861
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:54,412
What?
Oh, yeah, right. Sure.
862
00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:55,955
Oh, look.
We're here!
863
00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:05,840
I'm going in. Take the wheel.
864
00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:07,967
I still don't see why
I can't go with you.
865
00:57:08,134 --> 00:57:09,677
Hey, hey!
We discussed this.
866
00:57:09,761 --> 00:57:12,180
Now is not the time
to mess with the plan.
867
00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:13,431
Fine.
868
00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:26,986
Ha-ha!
869
00:57:27,362 --> 00:57:28,822
Hey, brother!
870
00:57:28,905 --> 00:57:31,741
What? I told you, you are
supposed to stay with the boat!
871
00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:34,911
Oh, I didn't think you
meant that literally.
872
00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:36,913
What other way
could I have meant it?
873
00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:40,458
All right. Let's move.
Just follow my lead.
874
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:42,877
Got it.
875
00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:44,420
Whoa!
876
00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:46,631
Help me!
877
00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:48,133
Ow, ow, ow!
878
00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:50,218
Oh, no! The poison spikes!
879
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,011
I'm gonna be impaled!
880
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:56,599
I'm okay.
881
00:57:57,267 --> 00:57:59,352
I miss the minions.
882
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:00,520
Come on!
883
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:07,902
Coming.
884
00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:15,076
Coming.
885
00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:20,623
Come on.
886
00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:28,603
It's a scanning device.
887
00:58:28,715 --> 00:58:30,133
Quick!
Camouflage mode.
888
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:32,510
Freeze! And
close your eyes!
889
00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:34,512
And cover your mouth!
890
00:58:40,852 --> 00:58:42,228
Okay, take my hand.
891
00:59:05,877 --> 00:59:08,379
Ha-ha! Follow me.
892
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,606
Ha-ha!
893
00:59:31,945 --> 00:59:33,571
Look out!
894
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,995
Oh, you were right. I should
have stayed in the boat.
895
00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:43,873
My stomach feels all queasy.
896
00:59:43,957 --> 00:59:46,751
I shouldn't have
eaten that pot pie.
897
00:59:48,336 --> 00:59:52,507
Hey, hey, relax.
You're gonna be just fine.
898
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:53,841
I got your back.
899
01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:02,100
Come on. This way.
900
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:39,137
Huh?
901
01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:43,808
Hmm?
902
01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:35,526
Looks like it's right above us.
903
01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:38,237
Okay, what do I do?
Should I wait in the vent?
904
01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:39,781
No, come with me.
905
01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:54,629
Dru, get off the bed!
906
01:01:55,463 --> 01:01:57,632
Yes, I'd like to
thank the Academy...
907
01:02:00,301 --> 01:02:01,636
I can help.
No, no, no.
908
01:02:01,803 --> 01:02:03,238
What? I can do it.
Don't! Don't! Don't!
909
01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:04,263
Why, yes.
910
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,100
Yes, Molly Ringwald, I will take
you to the prom.
911
01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:10,436
What? Who? Where? What?
Who's there? Who is there?
912
01:02:18,111 --> 01:02:20,780
<i>99 of red balloons</i>
913
01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:22,323
Whoops! Almost forgot!
914
01:02:33,543 --> 01:02:35,503
Over here.
915
01:02:37,338 --> 01:02:38,840
Stay close.
916
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:42,802
What?
917
01:02:43,261 --> 01:02:44,595
Dolls.
918
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:46,597
Looks like Bratt
was the only one
919
01:02:46,681 --> 01:02:48,599
stupid enough to buy this junk.
920
01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:51,519
Oh, I used to have one of these!
921
01:02:56,983 --> 01:02:58,484
Ow!
Hey! Shh! Come on.
922
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:09,120
All right.
We're getting close.
923
01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:11,539
From now on,
every move must be made
924
01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:13,875
with total
precision and purpose.
925
01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:17,128
Gum!
926
01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:18,379
Focus!
927
01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:21,591
We're after the diamond,
not the bubblegum.
928
01:03:21,674 --> 01:03:22,884
Got it!
929
01:03:25,303 --> 01:03:26,679
Mmm. Yum.
930
01:03:28,473 --> 01:03:29,849
This way!
931
01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:33,478
And now, to put this
where it belongs.
932
01:03:34,729 --> 01:03:35,730
What...
933
01:03:35,897 --> 01:03:39,066
Look at it, Clive.
It's beautiful!
934
01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:47,450
Will you please shut up?
He's gonna spot us!
935
01:03:49,911 --> 01:03:53,414
Spit it out! Spit it out!
I told you not to touch anything!
936
01:03:57,126 --> 01:03:59,670
Intruders!
Intruders! Intruders!
937
01:04:02,256 --> 01:04:04,300
Freeze, dipsticks!
938
01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:06,677
GRU? There's two
of you now?
939
01:04:06,761 --> 01:04:09,514
Then this will be twice as much fun.
940
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,098
GRU.
941
01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,397
Give me back my diamond!
942
01:04:18,648 --> 01:04:19,941
Total lockdown!
943
01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,276
Oh!
Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!
944
01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:33,246
They're gonna get us!
They're gonna get us!
945
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:37,208
Run!
946
01:04:48,177 --> 01:04:49,178
Oh, no!
947
01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,097
What does that mean?
948
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:53,683
Are we gonna die?
Are we gonna die?
949
01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:55,768
We're gonna die!
Dru!
950
01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:06,487
What?
951
01:05:07,238 --> 01:05:09,156
Hey, guys. Hold on!
952
01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:10,950
Lucy!
953
01:05:17,999 --> 01:05:20,793
Thank you for saving us.
Whoo!
954
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,170
Look! We got the diamond
and we're going to...
955
01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:26,507
Take it to the AVL
and get our jobs back.
956
01:05:26,674 --> 01:05:27,842
Wait!
957
01:05:28,009 --> 01:05:29,635
What? Oh,
that's amazing!
958
01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:31,721
And the best part is,
you'll never...
959
01:05:31,846 --> 01:05:33,806
ever go behind my back...
960
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:37,268
ever again, right, honey bear?
961
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,562
Yeah! Yeah, right.
962
01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:41,105
Lesson learned.
963
01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:55,933
I'll get the girls
and start packing.
964
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,115
And tell them the good news!
965
01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:59,124
Ah! We're getting
our jobs back. Yeah!
966
01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:01,375
Yes! Yes!
Go tell the girls.
967
01:06:02,335 --> 01:06:03,336
Dru...
968
01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:06,631
No! No way! We can't
give the diamond back!
969
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:07,965
I have to.
970
01:06:08,049 --> 01:06:10,092
No, you don't!
Yes, I do.
971
01:06:10,176 --> 01:06:11,594
- Give it!
- No!
972
01:06:11,844 --> 01:06:13,054
Give it!
Ow!
973
01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:14,639
What is wrong with you?
974
01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:15,848
What is wrong with you?
975
01:06:16,057 --> 01:06:17,099
You kicked me!
976
01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:18,351
You... You lied to me!
977
01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,269
Hey, I would have
told you the truth.
978
01:06:20,353 --> 01:06:23,147
But you're too much
of a wimp to handle it.
979
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,523
That's it.
I'm out of here.
980
01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:27,735
You have no right to take that.
We stole it together.
981
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,654
Together?
982
01:06:29,737 --> 01:06:31,072
You got to be kidding me.
983
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:33,366
You did nothing but screw up
the whole time.
984
01:06:33,449 --> 01:06:34,700
I got this in spite of you.
985
01:06:35,076 --> 01:06:38,871
Oh, yeah? At least I didn't
get fired from my job
986
01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,414
like a total loser.
987
01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:42,249
At least I had a job.
988
01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:44,335
What have you accomplished
that was so great?
989
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:47,046
I'll tell you what. Nothing!
990
01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:50,591
No wonder Dad thought
you were such a failure.
991
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:55,012
We are no longer brothers.
992
01:06:55,096 --> 01:06:56,889
That's fine with me.
993
01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:42,518
GRU! I found
a unicorn!
994
01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:46,522
My life is complete!
995
01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:51,026
Honey, that's...
996
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,738
That's not actually a unicorn.
997
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,281
Huh?
998
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:59,452
But, but, he has one horn.
999
01:07:59,827 --> 01:08:02,663
I'm...
I'm sorry, sweetie...
1000
01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:05,166
but he's just a goat.
1001
01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:08,711
Life is just
like that sometimes.
1002
01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:12,715
We're hoping for a unicorn,
and we get a goat.
1003
01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:17,303
Well, you know what?
1004
01:08:17,470 --> 01:08:21,432
Lucky is the best goat
in the whole wide world!
1005
01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:25,144
Look at that face! I
just want to squeeze it.
1006
01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:26,353
Mmm!
1007
01:08:27,438 --> 01:08:30,107
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
1008
01:08:30,191 --> 01:08:31,776
I'll take this.
1009
01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:34,695
You've been a bad boy, GRU.
1010
01:08:35,029 --> 01:08:36,509
Can you get the rest
of the suitcases?
1011
01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:38,657
Come on, girls.
Let's go!
1012
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:42,369
<i>Let's get physical, physical</i>
1013
01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:51,420
Change of plans, girls.
1014
01:08:51,504 --> 01:08:53,839
Instead of going home...
1015
01:08:54,006 --> 01:08:56,008
Eyebrows! Ow!
1016
01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:58,636
We're going to Hollywood!
1017
01:09:00,679 --> 01:09:03,098
Now, that's what I call acting.
1018
01:09:03,349 --> 01:09:06,769
Let's go, Clive!
We've got a giant robot waiting!
1019
01:09:10,523 --> 01:09:11,565
Huh?
1020
01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,527
Lucy?
1021
01:09:14,652 --> 01:09:16,362
But...
1022
01:09:16,445 --> 01:09:17,780
Bratt! He took the girls!
1023
01:09:18,072 --> 01:09:19,990
What? No!
1024
01:09:22,952 --> 01:09:24,495
Dru! Dru!
1025
01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:27,373
Go away!
I don't wanna talk to you.
1026
01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,583
Bratt has the girls!
1027
01:09:36,465 --> 01:09:39,343
Listen, brother.
About what I said...
1028
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,761
No, I'm the one...
1029
01:09:40,928 --> 01:09:42,263
But I shouldn't have...
1030
01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:44,098
I'm... I'm sorry.
1031
01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,768
I'm so sorry, GRU.
1032
01:09:48,269 --> 01:09:49,270
Aw!
1033
01:09:50,521 --> 01:09:51,772
Ooh, look out!
1034
01:09:51,981 --> 01:09:52,982
What is that?
1035
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,783
Mel?
1036
01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:04,618
GRU?
1037
01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:42,031
Hello, Hollywood!
1038
01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:44,909
<i>I'm back and bigger than ever.</i>
1039
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,537
I'm scared!
1040
01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:51,123
Thank you.
Thank you so... Oh!
1041
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:56,253
No! No!
1042
01:10:56,587 --> 01:10:58,339
No, you can't leave me here!
1043
01:10:58,505 --> 01:10:59,757
I'm famous!
1044
01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:02,718
Clive, arm the canons.
1045
01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:07,681
<i>Chew on this!</i>
1046
01:11:24,949 --> 01:11:27,201
Hey, mullet head!
Let us out!
1047
01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:32,665
Oh, don't worry, girls. I've
prepared a front row seat for you.
1048
01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:50,057
Agnes!
1049
01:11:52,226 --> 01:11:55,562
<i>Once again, I win and GRU loses!</i>
1050
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:57,564
<i>Enjoy the show, girls.</i>
1051
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,740
What in the heck?
Oh!
1052
01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:08,951
I hope the girls are okay.
1053
01:12:09,118 --> 01:12:12,246
Bratt! Bratt at nine o'clock...
No! Three o'clock!
1054
01:12:12,413 --> 01:12:13,580
He's on the left!
1055
01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:18,252
No!
I've seen this episode!
1056
01:12:18,419 --> 01:12:21,422
He's going to bubblegum the whole
city and send it up into space!
1057
01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:23,465
Hurry!
1058
01:12:33,809 --> 01:12:36,103
This is it! This is it!
1059
01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:38,480
Lights! Camera!
1060
01:12:38,564 --> 01:12:39,606
Laser!
1061
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,493
Yeah!
1062
01:12:57,624 --> 01:12:58,625
Look!
1063
01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:01,045
I've got the girls. You
two, go take care of Bratt.
1064
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:02,963
Wait! What are
you doing?
1065
01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:10,721
Look, you guys, it's Lucy!
1066
01:13:10,804 --> 01:13:12,973
Lucy, over here!
Help! Help us!
1067
01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:14,683
Mama's comin', girls.
1068
01:13:14,850 --> 01:13:16,643
- Lucy! Lucy!
- We're up here!
1069
01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:18,812
<i>Look at that laser go.</i>
1070
01:13:19,063 --> 01:13:21,190
I love it when
a plan comes together.
1071
01:13:21,315 --> 01:13:23,525
It's GRU!
1072
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,446
Get ready, Bratt.
1073
01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:30,324
You're about to be
blasted back to the '80s!
1074
01:13:37,164 --> 01:13:38,665
Whoo-hoo!
1075
01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,797
We got him!
1076
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:55,099
Oh, no!
Don't worry.
1077
01:13:55,182 --> 01:13:56,850
There's more
where that came from.
1078
01:13:57,059 --> 01:13:59,770
It'll take more
than that to stop me.
1079
01:13:59,895 --> 01:14:02,397
Bratt Pack, go get that barf bag.
1080
01:14:10,531 --> 01:14:12,032
Oh, incoming!
1081
01:14:15,244 --> 01:14:16,245
You little...
1082
01:14:16,537 --> 01:14:18,956
Get away!
Get out of there!
1083
01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:25,045
Quick, jump!
1084
01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:29,133
Bonus!
1085
01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:31,969
Did you see that, Clive? All gone.
1086
01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:33,637
Buh-bye,
Wonder Twins.
1087
01:15:02,374 --> 01:15:03,750
Help!
1088
01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:05,919
Hang on!
1089
01:15:13,594 --> 01:15:15,971
Hang on, girls!
I've got you!
1090
01:15:16,180 --> 01:15:19,516
I can't! I'm slipping!
1091
01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:21,435
No!
1092
01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,979
Got ya!
1093
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,108
Thank you, Lucy!
1094
01:15:28,275 --> 01:15:30,694
Let's go!
We're not safe yet.
1095
01:15:33,822 --> 01:15:35,449
Minions!
1096
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,520
Look at what we have here.
1097
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:05,771
Sorry, GRU. This is going to
be a total burn!
1098
01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:13,654
Oh, no! No, no, no!
1099
01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,994
I've been a bad boy!
1100
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:32,506
Nobody messes with my brother!
1101
01:16:44,101 --> 01:16:46,061
What? What's happening? No!
1102
01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:00,075
Dru!
1103
01:17:01,535 --> 01:17:02,911
Hold on! I'm coming.
1104
01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:10,127
You've ruined everything!
1105
01:17:10,294 --> 01:17:12,462
And now, it's time to die.
1106
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:14,840
Any last words, GRU?
1107
01:17:15,716 --> 01:17:17,175
You know what?
1108
01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:19,469
I got two words for you.
1109
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,555
Dance fight.
1110
01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:26,143
Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong.
1111
01:17:26,893 --> 01:17:29,396
I am going to enjoy this.
1112
01:17:48,623 --> 01:17:49,624
Enough!
1113
01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:51,918
My turn!
1114
01:18:12,064 --> 01:18:13,315
Uh-oh.
1115
01:18:16,902 --> 01:18:18,779
Game over!
1116
01:18:21,031 --> 01:18:23,742
Is this what you're looking for?
1117
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,160
No!
1118
01:18:35,212 --> 01:18:37,047
No!
1119
01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:43,470
Curse you, GRU!
1120
01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:45,222
Curse you!
1121
01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:56,316
Dru? Dru?
1122
01:19:04,366 --> 01:19:06,326
Hey! We did it!
1123
01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:08,829
Yes, we did, brother.
1124
01:19:09,454 --> 01:19:10,534
- GRU!
- Uncle Dru!
1125
01:19:11,081 --> 01:19:12,582
GRU!
Girls!
1126
01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:27,222
GRU!
1127
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:29,558
Hey, Mel. Welcome back.
1128
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:01,047
Mmm.
1129
01:20:02,883 --> 01:20:04,301
Love you, Mom.
1130
01:20:09,139 --> 01:20:10,474
I'm a mom.
1131
01:20:10,557 --> 01:20:13,018
I'm a mom!
1132
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:30,494
Boys, time for bed!
1133
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:32,245
We're back at work
in the morning.
1134
01:20:32,913 --> 01:20:34,372
I'm coming, sweetie.
1135
01:20:34,456 --> 01:20:35,832
Good night, Lucy.
1136
01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:37,626
See you tomorrow, brother.
1137
01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,336
Hey, I'm back on the job.
1138
01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:41,922
So no villainy tonight,
huh? Got it?
1139
01:20:42,297 --> 01:20:45,300
I make no promises.
Love you!
1140
01:20:45,592 --> 01:20:47,594
Uh-huh. Right.
1141
01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:48,762
I love you, too.
1142
01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:50,597
Aw!
1143
01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:54,768
"Aw!" All right, every...
Go! Go! Go to bed!
1144
01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:01,691
Hey! Guys! Come on!
1145
01:21:19,251 --> 01:21:20,544
What...
What is happening?
1146
01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:22,170
It's coming from outside!
1147
01:21:24,714 --> 01:21:28,134
Hey! I thought we
said no more villainy!
1148
01:21:28,301 --> 01:21:29,386
Sorry, brother!
1149
01:21:29,469 --> 01:21:33,390
Somebody's gotta keep the
family tradition alive, right?
1150
01:21:43,525 --> 01:21:45,569
Let's get him.
Ugh.
1151
01:21:45,652 --> 01:21:47,946
Honey, he's my brother.
1152
01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:49,990
We'll give him a
five-minute head start.