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Ideas of an Idiot

1. The “Invisible” superhero (AKA the negative hero)


Hello everyone, I am Fu Hitsuyōna and I have always wanted to become a hero or at least this is
what I wanted until I got my superpower: the ability to get invisible. I am not really invisible,
people can still see me, but only when they need me. I'm INVISIBLE until someone needs me.
This is my superpower!

Character Details:
height: 1.70 m

weight: 65 kg

gender: male

eye color: blue

hair color: dark

Short description: I wear snowboarding glasses with a cyclist helmet on my head and a scarf
around my neck like a cape (Similar to Samurai Flamenco or Laharl from Disgarea), and I have a
dark hero suit with a minus as my symbol (Fu). I am really agile and I know how to handle
knives and I always have an electroshock with me.
2. “Blue Face” Hacker
Hello I am Blue Face and I am crazy. My face is made of polygons which vibrate when I speak.
You can say that I look like a hacker and I might really be one, but what you shouldn’t confuse
me with is a sane person because I am not. Nice to meet you fellows! I am Blue Face! And I am
the REAL Blue Face!

Character Details:
height: 1.80 m

weight: 85 kg

gender: male

nickname: Edi

Short description: I wear a cheap blue mask to hide my crazy face. I am a retard and I love long
walks on the beach. I don’t like feeling lonely and I feed with the attention of other retards. Give
me your attention! I am hungry!!!
3. What someone called the “Common Protocol”
The protocol is stated like this: Always think of the components, unique attributes, links,
influences, stability, uses and substitutes of things in order to grasp the common sense of them
and understand them. Try to form a habit to concentrate on these aspects when you want to
understand something or someone. You can start by asking yourself the following questions:

1. What are the parts or components of this thing?

2. What parts make it unique?

3. How are these parts connected or linked?

4. How is it influenced from outside and by what or by whom?

5. What is its normal state and form? Is it always this way?

6. What role does it play and how it can be used?

7. Aren’t there similar things or alternatives?

By answering these questions you will understand everything.


4. The Man who got out of the “Hell of Depression”
I am Courage, I thought that I didn’t lose anything, but I was lost in my own thoughts and
depression. I accepted my fate and I abandoned myself in its hands of darkness. I was a prisoner
in my own jail and I felt how my emotions were fading away day by day and I started to have
problems sleeping at nights. The worst part was that I felt like a prisoner who really hated his
jailer (who was also me). In other words, I hated myself so much that I started to lose my mind
and abandon lots of things which were important to me. I even had no friends for a while. Also,
at some point death didn’t even seem such a bad idea and I was actively thinking of it. Then I
decided to give up on everything and that was it. I didn’t feel grief and sorrow anymore, but I
also forgot how to be happy.
5. The Dead and The Living
In this world there are two kinds of “humans”: The Dead and The Living. Now, please don’t
misunderstand this, The Dead doesn’t look so different from The Living. Both of them look like
simple human beings. Therefore, it can be difficult to distinguish between them just by their
appearances alone. In fact, they are quite different and there are 3 main aspects that can be
checked in order to identify The Dead:

1. The hearts of The Dead don’t beat (most of the time) and they can’t regenerate
their bodies after being hurt or injured because they have no way of renewing their cells.
Therefore, The Dead is considered weaker than The Living.

2. The Dead are not afraid of the end of their existence because they live closer to
Death than The Living.

3. The Dead can’t feel certain emotions or feelings (Actually I am not sure if they
have feelings at all).

NOTE 1: Most of The Living despise The Dead because they are afraid of Death and want to
forget about it.

NOTE 2: They are not different species of humans, but in fact they are like the two faces of the
same coin. Neither The Living nor The Dead are immortal.
6. Youtube channel or platform centered on comments
People can come to the channel just to comment their thoughts regarding a subject or topic made
available through text or video.

Why do people like to comment on sites? For marketing, for attention or just to be cool?

How would the comments be organized?

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