Entertainment speech School Crushes

when I was in school I was in love thank you I was in love okay but I didn't have the
courage to tell her anything what she found out anyway right because I went to my best
friend and I was like listen don't tell anybody but I like mija now I didn't know that then but
the fastest way to tell everybody so there is somebody not to tell anyone this guy rented
on his listen don't tell anybody but cos look like Sneha that guy went on his a listen don't
tell anybody but God took like snigdha because rumors in school who like Chinese
whispers right so by the time the rumor came to me the room of aquatic is given Yannick
still I don't have the courage to tell her anything nothing okay instead I do that one thing
that all school boys do when they're in love I standed of them across the corridor just gave
her that another frog shocked how much look the cosmic lover is jus flying out of my eyes
the fastest way to let her know that you're a creep after four years in the 10 standard in
like the most important about cool lives I'm like this is a great time to ask her out now she
say yes so I find her role in the corridor okay like so this one microsecond okay because
closes hula never alone why our girls will never fucking alone there's always four other
girls on the side wait big dick me put a crime so far early forward I hate them I mean I
genuinely kinda giggles be walking to you why insecurities aren't helped avoid it I look
like a babies are please no need to get in the sounds of my nightmare I always like they
might be laughing at something else right but it looks like a me roses to every guy every
fucking guy it just seems like the laughing at you and your family was i with you okay don't
worry about your family like I'm walking past them literally and I'm in my head I'm like
sorry Shrivastav Sookie so I find everyone in the Colorado and I go in and I'm like um um
you know I love you will you go out with me I never forget what she said next no liquid
why didn't you do the pitch she's like I did but you say you love me and I don't even know
who you are I'm like my point I will try again next year because let me ask you going out
is like being a Bocconi happens every order so this is the next year I occurred again and
this time she said yes thank you I feel like narendra modi after he got his US visa hang
me through internet thenobleman's really have
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