Would

you
Rather?
 PIONEER STYLE
Would Cross 10 Rivers or never touch
Would Deal with Snakes or Mosquitoes
you you
Rather? the Water?
Rather? during the journey?

Would Not Shower or Not brush your Would Be bitten on your foot by a
you Teeth for the whole Trek? you rattlesnake or have your foot
Rather? Rather? run over by a wagon wheel?

Would Would Walk through a dust storm or

you
Play the fiddle for the Square you a hail storm?
Rather? Dance or Dance? Rather?
Would Eat Black beans cooked on the Would Listen to your family Whining all
you Fire or Buffalo Meat? you day on Trek or Singing all day?
Rather? Rather?
Would Set up the Tents each night on Would Be the First Handcart on the
you Trek or Cook the Dinner? you Trail or the Last?
Rather? Rather?
Would Sleep by the Fire or Would Ride a Horse or Drive an Ox
you you
Rather? Sleep in a Tent? Rather? Team on a Wagon?
Would Be Sea Sick on a Ship for a Would Cook over a fire or pick up
you you
Rather? month or walk 500 miles?
Rather? Buffalo chips?

Would Be an expert Lasso using rope

Would Lead a company or just be a
you you
Rather?
or an expert bow & arrow shot? Rather? member of the company?

Would Would Ride on a hard wagon bench

you Walk to Zion Blind or Deaf? you all day or walk all day on a
Rather? Rather? bumpy trail?

Would Walk in the freezing Rain or in Would Sleep in a sleepingbag full of

you the Blistering Heat? you pancake crumbs or bag with
Rather? Rather? maple syrup drippings?

Would Eat Rattlesnake or Crickets? Would Wake up at dawn and start

you you walking or sleep in and walk
Rather? Rather? by the light of the moon?

Would Start the Fire or Would Be sprayed by a skunk or bump

you you into a porcupine?
Rather? Chop the Wood? Rather?
Would Do Guard duty at 4:00am or Would Always talk in Rhymes or Sing
you you
Rather? 9:00pm?
Rather? instead of Speak?

Would Own an extra pair of socks or Would Eat Eggs that feel slimey or
you an extra blanket? you Eggs that smell rotten?
Rather? Rather?
Would Own a Pocket Knife or a Would
you Hatchet? you Be a buffalo or a horse?
Rather? Rather?
Would Fix the Handcarts or Tend the Would Meet Brigham Young or Hyrum
you Oxen? you Smith?
Rather? Rather?
Would Wear underwear that is too Would Stop in SLC or St. George?
you tight or shoes that are too you
Rather? small? Rather?
Would Parent 10 well behaved Would Build the Salt Lake Temple or
you children or Parent1 spoiled brat you
Rather? on your journey? Rather? Guard Brigham Young?
Would Live in Pioneer time period with Would Lose your only Cooking Pot or
you their challenges or in our time you
Rather? period? Rather? your only Hunting Rifle?

Would Be a Pony Express Rider or

Would Be in charge of Dispensing
you you Flour or be in charge of
Rather? Work at a Western Trading Post? Rather? Medical Injuries on the Trail?

Would Swim across an Overflowing Would Get slivers from pushing & pulling
you Stream or be Carried across? you handcart handles or blisters from
Rather? Rather? walking beside the handcart?

Would Would you rather cross the Would Lose 1 shoe or Lose your hat
you plains married or single? you on the Trail?
Rather? Rather?
Would Sing songs all day or Listen to Would Would you rather Scout the
you your Sibblings sing all day? you Trail ahead or Find those lost
Rather? Rather? behind?

Would Would Run from a stampede of Buffalo

you Wear Cowbowy boots as you you
Rather? Trekked or Moccasins? Rather? or a pack of wolves?
 (or ride the bus on your Pioneer TREK)

Groups of Animals
Whether it's a shrewdness of apes or a zeal of zebras, lots of
animals have bizarre names when they cluster into crowds.