SCENE 1:
That hot and handsome
*alarm clock*
PRINCE: *nakahiga* Good morning Earth!
Good morning my beautiful self! OMG!
(boses ng bakla)
*tatayo, bababa, kakain*
PRINCE: I like the taste mommy! It’s so
yummy! (boses lalake) Like ______ OMG!
(pabulong, boses ng bakla)
*pupunta na ng school*
SCENE 2:
*nasa school na*
*Ces, Joyce, Sigh, Varenz – makikita si
Prince*
CES: Guys! Did you saw that hot and
handsome guy?!
JOYCE: No! Where is he?!
CES: He’s right there! *ituturo si Prince*
SIGH: Oh my God! A fafa! Come to me
baby! (boses bakla)
VARENZ: OMG! Girl! You know what? I’m
going to marry him! Ahhhhhhh! (boses
bakla)
*dadaan si Prince sa harapan nila*
VARENZ: Oh my God! *pose ng maarteng
magfe faint*
*bell*
SCENE 3:
*classes* *pumasok si Prince sa room*
JOYCE: Hey guys!
guy is our classmateeeeee!!!
CES: He’s really so damn hot girl! I LIKE
HIMMM!
*papasok si Dirk*
DIRK: Good morning!
STUDENTS: Good morning sir!
*uupo*
SIGH: Hey beshies! Let’s write a letter to
him! A love letter! Yiieee! We be like his
secret admirers! OMG! Ahhhhhh!
VARENZ: I’m going to write too!
*nagsusulat, murmurs*
DIRK: Hey! What’s with the noise?! What
are you doing?!
VARENZ: Oh. Nothing sir.
DIRK: Let me take that! *kukunin yung
papel*
JOYCE: Oh no. We’re dead.
*binasa ni Dirk yung letter*
DIRK: >Hi there sweetie! You look so hot
and handsome! OMG! “Anakan mo ako
babe!” –BEAUTIFUL GIRL
> Babyyyyy! I can’t take my eyes off of
youuuuu! Ughhhhh! I’m so inlove with you
already! 36A is the size of my bra. Ooppsss–
PRETTY DIRTY
> Such a cutie patootie! Bebelabssss! I love
you so mcuhhhhh! “Uwi ka na, di na ako
galit!” – YOUR LADY
> Honey! You look so lovable and cute! Can
I be yours? Marry me naaaa! I’m yummy!
Hihi! – DELICIOUS_ME
DIRK: What the heck are these guys?! So SCENE 6:
disgusting! Yuks! Eww! Stop doin these
SIGH: Hi honey!
things or else, I’ll send you all out!
PRINCE: Oh hello.
STUENTS: Sorry sir.
SIGH: Let’s go.
*papasok sa pagkainan*
SCENE 4:
SIGH: What do you want my love?
*kinaumagahan*
PRINCE: I want an ice cream!
SIGH: *lalapit kay Prince* Hi baby!
*kaway* SIGH: Only that?
PRINCE: *smile* PRINCE: Mmhhmmmm
VARENZ: Fafa! Babeeee! Ahhhhh! SIGH: You sure? You don’t want to have a
heavy meal?
PRINCE: *laugh*
PRINCE: Yup. I don’t want.
SIGH: But for me, I want you. Yiieee!
SCENE 5:
PRINCE: *chuckles*
*kinaumagahan*
*kumakain*
SIGH: *lalapit kay Prince* Hi! By the way,
what’s your name? PRINCE: Thank you for the treat Sigh.
PRINCE: Hi! I’m Prince! SIGH: You’re always welcome my dear.
Let’s go out together another day.
SIGH: Nice to meet you! I’m Sighmond. Can
I get your number? PRINCE: Sure. *smile*
PRINCE: Sure. *smile* *binigay*
SIGHMOND: Thank you! Uhm. Can we go SCENE 7:
outside tomorrow?
*after 3 months*
PRINCE: Of course! What time? Where?
*shopping – naglalakad*
SIGH: Uhmm. 9:00 at the JLK.
SIGH: So, what do you want right now my
PRINCE: JLK? What’s that? love?
SIGH: Jaylikud. The foods there are PRINCE: I want you! Charrrrr! Hahahaha!
delicious! I’ll treat you tomorrow. Uhmmm. I want to go buy some books.
PRINCE: Oh. Thank you! SIGH: Haha. Okay.
SIGH: You’re welcome my dear! *hahalikan
yung kamay*
SCENE 8:
*parehas silang nagtitingin libro – then both
hinawakan yung gustong libro, nag touch
yung kamay – then magkakatitigan, slow
motion* *bibitawan ni Prince*
*nauutal utal*
PRINCE: Oh yes. That book is nice. I can
relate onto it. Its story is just wow! So
beautiful, amazing, incredible! I like its plot
twist. What a concept!
SIGH: Yes! You’re right my lady.
PRINCE: I can relate onto it because I have
feelings for someone like you like the
protagonist in the story. (pabulong)
SIGH: What is that my love?
PRINCE: Ah it’s nothing. Let’s go home
already.
SIGH: Sure! I’ll accompany you to go home.
*lakad* *nakauwi na*
SCENE 9:
*after 4 months*
CES: Ughhhhh! Life! 1 day left and we’’ll
end our college lives already. Tomorrow’s
our graduation. I’m going to miss all of you
guys! Especially that hot chic.
JOYCE: What are you going to do next? I
hope I can still be with you after our
graduation tomorrow.
VARENZ: I’m going to miss you all beshies!
Oh my God! I don’t want to cry!
SIGH: Even though our college lives will end
already, of course we won’t leave each
other’s sides, we’ll not change, and
everything will still be the same as from the
time our group was made. Because that’s are
we for GIRLS!
CES, JOYCE, VARENZ: Of course!
ALL: I LOVE YOU GIRLS! *group hug*
SCENE 10:
*graduation*
*lalakad lahat paharap tapos uupo sa upuan*
DIRK: May we give a round of applause to
Prince for his short message to all of us.
*tatayo sa harap*
PRINCE: Good morning everyone! First of
all, thank you guys for all the great things
you’ve given and done to me. I LOVE YOU
ALL! But before I go down and leave the
stage, I want to all of know that, I AM A
GAY.
*music – I AM A GAY – several times*
SCENE 11:
*after 3 years*
*nakaupo, magkatabi – holding hands*
SIGH: I can’t belive you’ve been gay for so
long. How did you even pretend for so long?
Isn’t that too hard for you? Why didn’t you
tell me immediately my love? But it’s okay
because right now, I’m officially yours!
We’re a couple right now my love!
PRINCE: Of course, my dear! I just
remembered that during our college days,
you always do all the things so that I can
notice you. You call me my love, baby, my
dear, beautiful, etc. You even get my phone
number before. You also ask me to go out
with you for how many times. And after SIGH: Maybe love. I’ll look for a job so that
knowing my big revelation, you courted me I can/may sustain our daily needs and wants
after 2 weeks and we became an official in our life. I LOVE YOU. *kiss sa cheek/
couple 2 years ago. OMG! We’ve been noo*
together for so long too and it’s just sweet. I
LOVE YOU MY LOVE. *hahalikan sa noo
ni Sigh* SCENE 14:
PRINCE: Want to do something delicious my *after 5 months*
love? *ngisi*
SIGH: My love I’m going jogging today!
SIGH: Hmmm. What is it my love? Want to join me?
PRINCE: Let’s go upstairs. *smile* PRINCE: I’m still doing errands for today my
love. Maybe next time na lang.
*tatago sa likod ng backstage*
SIGH: Okay love. *kiss sa cheek/noo)
*jogging* *nakita ni Vic si Sigh, na love at
SCENE 12:
first sight*
SIGH: Hey! Don’t do that! *ungol*
VIC: He’s so handsome and hot! Oh my God!
PRINCE: Why? It’s satisfying *ungol* Ahhhhhh!
SIGH: Love *paungol*
PRINCE: Mmhhmmm? SCENE 15:
SIGH: Please be gentle. *ungol* *kinaumagahan* *jogging*
PRINCE: Of course, I will my love. *ungol* VIC: OMG! I saw him again! He’s so
adorable! I think he’s going to be the prince
*ibabato yubg mga damit, shorts, brief, etc.*
charming of my life! Ahhhhh! Babyyyyyy!
*uungol ng malalakas – yung maririnig ng
lahat*
SCENE 16:
*the other day*
SCENE 13:
SIGH: Goodbye my love. *kiss sa
*after 1 month*
cheeks/noo*
SIGH: My love! I lost my job! Our boss just
*jogging – nakita ni Vic – sasabayan* *
died yesterday. Omg! Where will I get money
magi-stop rin*
for us now?
VIC: Hi! Can I be friends with you?
PRINCE: Omg. Maybe you just need to find
a new job my love. For sure, they’ll accept *umiinom si Sigh sabay nabuhusan yung
you because you’re so smart. That’s why damit niya ng damit*
you’re the favorite of your old boss.
VIC: OMG! He’s so hottttt!!!
SIGH: Sure!
VIC: Oh yes! Then we should go jogging
daily. I need to burn my fats because I’m
looking ugly already. Argh!
SIGH: It’s okay. We can do that.
VIC: Thank you!
SIGH: No problem.
VIC: By the way, I’m Victor. How about
you? What’s your name?
SIGH: I’m Sighmond.
VIC: Oh Sighmond. What a cute name
*pabulong*
SIGH: Did you say something?
VIC: Ah. Nothing.
SCENE 17:
*kinaumagahan* *nag jogging yung dalawa*
SIGH: May I ask you something. Who/what
is your motivation why do you jog every day?
VIC: YOU!
SIGH: What?
VIC: Ah. I said that, of course myself. That’s
my only motivation to reduce my weight
because my self knows me better.
SIGH: Wow! What an idea!
VIC: How about you?
SIGH: Ah none. Just a recreation activity for
me.
VIC: Okay.
SIGH: Ah actually, I do this so that I can
reduce the pain I feel in my heart.
VIC: Oh why?
SIGH: Last 4 months, I lost my job because
my boss died from an accident. I found a new
job but the salary I get every day isn’t enough
for me, for my needs in life. I also worry
about the bills I need to pay, but because of
the shortage of money, in the bad side, I can’t
pay them immediately. There’s also a time
that the water and electricity lines were cut
down/off in my house. And I found that every
time I jog, I forget my problems and ease the
pain I’m experiencing from within. It isn’t
easy, but for now, I’m working for it. All I
need to do is too sacrifice everything because
that’s the best thing to do.
VIC: I’m so sorry for what had happened in
your life. But I think, I can help you.
SIGH: How?
*pinakita yung pera niya*
VIC: Is it enough already to pay all your
bills?
SIGH: Why are you suddenly helping me?
We just met for just how many days. Yes!
Really! It’s more than enough! But I can’t
accept your offer since I just met you las
week. And I think if I’ll accept it, I’m like a
gold digger.
VIC: Don’t you worry, I won’t hurt you even
though you spend all the money. But are you
sure with your answer? You can’t end your
problem if you won’t agree with me. You’ll
still fall in the line of misery.
SIGH: Ughhhh! I can’t refuse it! Because I
badly need it as for fuck sake!
VIC: Then deal, I’ll help you pay all your
bills. But even though you already paid all
your bills, you can still borrow some money
to me.
SIGH: Thank you! You’re an angel! A
blessing sent by God!
VIC: *ngumingisi*
SCENE 18:
*after 3 weeks:
SIGH: Thank you very much Victor! I paid
all the bills I need to pay before they are near
to cut off again. I really thank you a lot!
VIC: No problem if it’s you! I LOVE YOU
EH! (pabulong)
SIGH: What?
VIC: Nothing. *chuckles*
SCENE 19:
*nakauwi na*
PRINCE: Uhmmm love. Did you already pay
our bills?
SIGH: Yes, my love. It was all from my
savings and the money I earn in my job so
that I can pay it all and for us not to be cut
off/down again. I don’t want to experience it
anymore my love. Because it’s such a
discomfort for the both of us and in our daily
living.
PRINCE: Thank you my love! You’re the
best! *hug*
SCENE 20:
*kinaumagahan*
VIC: Good morning Sighmond!
SIGH: Good morning Victor!
VIC: Why are you here?
SIGH: Uhm. I need oney for the things i need
in the house. I know that I become too
shameless but can I borrow some of your
money?
VIC: Sure! Why not? You need it eh! It’s just
you!
SIGH: Thank you!
VIC: How much do you need?
SIGH: Ten thousand pesos. Sorry if that’s
big.
VIC: It’s okay! I still have plenty of money.
SCENE 21:
*after two days*
SIGH: Hi Victor!
VIC: Need some money again? How much
do you want?
SIGH: Twenty five thousand.
VIC: Okay. I’ll just get it. *kinuha*
VIC: Here you go. *inabot*
SIGH: Thank you so much! You’re the best!
SCENE 22:
*after 5 days*
VIC: Money again? *giggles*
SIGH: You know it well tho! Hahahaha!
VIC: It’s okay! How much do you need right
now?
SIGH: Uhm. Fifty thousand. Sorry if it’s too
much big already. I’ll pay you soon.
VIC: Oh no no no no. You don’t have to pay
it. It’s just okay from me. It’s just you. I know
you badly need it.
SCENE 23:
*kinaumagahan*
SIGH: My beautiful lady! Come here!
PRINCE: Yes? Sure! Wait for me. *lumapit*
PRINCE: What is it my dear?
SIGH: Let’s go to the mall! Go buy all the
things you want. Let’s go buy some staffs we
both need.
PRINCE: Are you sure?!
SIGH: Yes, my beautiful lady! Let’s have a
date! Go change your clothes now!
PRINCE: Sure! *nagpalit*
*pumunta na*
SCENE 24:
*nakarating na sa mall*
SIGH: What do you want to buy first my
love?
PRINCE: Baby, I want new shoes! Nike
shoes!
SIGH: Sure! Let’s go there!
*shoes shop*
PRINCE: I want this one love! Also, this one!
SIGH: Two pairs of shoes ha? Then take it
already! Let’s go pay these in the cashier!
JOYCE: It costs 10, 675 pesos sir.
SIGH: Okay. *nilabas yung pera*
JOYCE: Thank you sir!
SIGH: *smile*
*naglalakad*
SIGH: So, what do you want to buy next?
PRINCE: Uhm. New set of clothes. My
clothes in the house are already out of trend.
Argh! So, disgusting to see! But I can do DIY
for that! So, it still has a value!
SIGH: Okay okay. Let’s go now!
SCENE 25:
*nagpapalit – nagsusukat*
*nakapili na ng 10 set of new clothes*
PRINCE: These are all the clothes I need
love! I think it’s too many and too expensive,
maybe your money won’t be enough already.
SIGH: It’s okay love. I can manage it. We can
buy that all!
PRINCE: Are you sure?!
SIGH: Yes, my love!
PRINCE: Really really sure?!
SIGH: Yes! Really really really sure my love!
PRINCE: Yehey! Thank you!
*cashier*
JOYCE: 9, 325 pesos sir.
SIGH: *binigay yung pera* *nagtataka si
prince kung saan nakakuha ng ganung
karaming pera si Sighmond*
SIGH: Are there things you still want to buy
my love?
PRINCE: Yes love! I want to buy jewelries.
Necklaces, bracelets, earrings, watch, etc.
SIGH: Okay! Let’s go buy all of that!
SCENE 26:
*nakarating na*
SIGH: Go pick all you want in here!
*halos mag iisang oras sa shop*
PRINCE: These are all the things I want.
*cashier*
JOYCE: 25, 950 pesos sir.
SIGH: *binigay yung pera*
*taking taka talaga si Prince*
JOYCE: Thank you sir! Please come again!
*umuwi na*
SCENE 27:
*nakauwi na* *umupo sa sofa si Sigh*
PRINCE: Uhm love?
SIGH: Yes?
PRINCE: Where did you get all the money,
we spent a while ago? It’s just too plenty.
SIGH: Ah. I get all the money in my savings
and on my salary in my job. You know what
love? My salary already increased because
my boss saw my smartness in my job! OMG!
I’m so lucky!
PRINCE: So lucky to have me! Yiieee! But
wow! I was just shocked because you’re not
telling it to me. But I’m also proud of you
love!
SIGH: I’m not telling it to you because I want
to surprise you! Just like the shopping we did
a while ago.
PRINCE: You’re the best my love! Really the
best! I LOVE YOU!
SIGH: I LOVE YOU TOO MY LOVE!
SCENE 28:
*after 2 weeks* *pumunta si Sigh kina Vic*
VIC: Oh Sighmond! You’re back! I’m sorry
I can’t come to see you because I’m busy for
how many days.
SIGH: Nah! It’s okay Victor!
VIC: By the way, why are you here?
SIGH: As usual, can I borrow money from
you again?
VIC: Of course! How much is it right now?
SIGH: I need one hundred thousand so that
the house could be finish soon.
VIC: Oh sure! Here you go! *inabot*
SIGH: Thank you so so much Victor! You’re
the best in the whole world!
VIC: Oh yes, I am! The best bad guy in the
whole entire world! (pabulong)
SIGH: Huh? What is that?
VIC: Oh nothing! You’re always welcome!
You’re always free to ask help from me!
SIGH: Okay! Bye!
SCENE 29: PRINCE: Your salary is already big love! It’s
already enough for everything! We can also
*after 1 day*
buy our wants in life! Thank you for your
SIGH: My love! Let’s go buy yourself a new hard work love! And thank you so much for
cellphone and a laptop for me. the phone! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

PRINCE: Are you sure love?!
SIGH: Yes, my love! I just received my daily
salary!
PRINCE: Why don’t we go now? Let’s have
a date again!
SIGH: Of course, love! I have different
charm eh. I have you kasi! Yiieee! I LOVE
YOU TOO SO MUCH! *hinug si PRINCE*
SCENE 32:

SIGH: Sure love! That’s my most favorite *after 2 months*

thing to do with you!
PRINCE: Love?
*umalis*
SIGH: Yes love?
PRINCE: I want to go visit my childhood
SCENE 30: friend in the Di Masarsarakan Street next to
our town.
*nakarating na* *pumunta sa bilihan*
SIGH: Sure love. I will allow you to go there.
SIGH: What phone do you want love? But please, be careful love because right now,
PRINCE: I want an Apple phone love! there are rumors that there are cruel
Iphone Xs Max! kidnappers in our town and they get high
ransoms for people.
SIGH: Whoa! Okay. For me, I’ll get the
MacBook Pro. PRINCE: Yes love. I will be careful in my
surroundings on my way to go there.
*cashier*
SIGH: You must really be careful love Don’t
JOYCE: The both items costs 139, 050 pesos wear your jewelries and don’t take out your
sir. phone because those things are pleasing to
SIGH: Okay. *kukuha ng pera sa wallet* the eyes of the kidnapper. Please just be
*iaabot kay Joyce* Here you go. careful because I don’t want to lose you. I do
not know what I will do if I ever lose you in
JOYCE: Thank you sir! Please come again! my life.
SIGH: *smile* PRINCE: Yes love. I would be careful. Don’t
*umuwi na* think like that. You won’t lose me, the one
you really really love. *hugs Sighmond* I
love you. *kisses his forehead*
SCENE 31: SIGH: Go ahead now my love. So that you
*nakauwi na* could go home early before the sun sets
down.
PRINCE: Yes, my love. Babye! I love you!
You also be careful ha? I’m going to leave
already. Bye! *wave*
SIGH: Yes, I will my love! I love you too!
Babyeeee! Take care! *wave*
SCENE 33:
*nag jogging si Sigh* *tumatakbo*
SIGH: Whooo! So hot! *nag stop tumakbo*
VIC: Yes! You’re right! Whoooo!
SIGH: Oh Victor! You’re here!
VIC: Yah. I need to burn fats again after 2
hectic and stressful weeks. I need to be in line
with my healthy lifestyle.
SIGH: Woah!
*umupo*
VIC: So how’s your house?
SIGH: Ugh. It’s already finished. Thank you
for your help. Sooner or later, I will pay you
the right amount of money I borrowed from
you.
VIC: Didn’t that I tell you that you do not
have to pay it already? It’s just fine from me.
It’s just you.
SIGH: But it’s already embarrassing. The
money I borrowed is really too much.
VIC: No. It’s okay. Calm down.
SIGH: You really sure?
VIC: Yes.
SIGH: Okay. Thanks to you a lot! I don’t
know what words I will say to you for all the
things you’ve done to me. It’s already too
much! But you’re still being humble and kind
to me! Thank you so so so much!
VIC: You’re always welcome! It’s no
problem! Because actually, I consider you as
my closest friend already. Thanks to you also
because you accept me from who really I am!
SIGH: It’s no problem! Because you still did
the things that helped me save my own life!
Thank you so much!
VIC: You’re always welcome! *tumingin sa
relo* Oh! I should be going now! See you
around next time Sighmond! Good bye!
SIGH: Okay. Good bye!
*umuwi na*
SCENE 34:
*nakarating na sa bahay ng friend niya*
PRINCE: So how are you now Ces?
CES: I’m fine! Things are getting better after
graduation! I have a high salary for my job
and it actually helps me from everything! I
can have everything I need and want in my
daily life! I also got a boyfriend already.
Hehe.
PRINCE: Wow! Congratulations! So can I
meet him? Hahahaha!
CES: The soonest! Yiieee! When you return.
He’s in States right now. Family matters.
PRINCE: Oh. Okay!
CES: How about you and Sighmond? How
are you two love birds doing right now?
PRINCE: We’re okay and things are getting
better with him! Sighmond’s also like you!
I’m so lucky to have him! He’s really smart!
And whatever job he’s into, he’s always
doing his best so he can sustain the things we SCENE 35:
need in life! He also bought me new clothes,
*bahay nila Sigh*
shoes, a set of jewelries, and the latest Apple
phone right now! SIGH: Where could he be right now? *texted
Prince* I hope nothing bad would happen to
CES: Really?!
him.
PRINCE: Yes! *pinakita kay Ces – sinuot
lahat*
SCENE 36:
CES: He’s really doing his best on his job for
the both of you! DIRK: We’re here at Timmaki Nak already!
PRINCE: Mmhhmmm. *bumaba ng bus si Prince* *naglalakad
pauwi* (Nawala sa isip na nakalimutan
CES: That’s why you’re really lucky to have
niyang tanggalin yung mga suot suot niyang
him!
alahas at nakalabas phone niya)
PRINCE: Definitely! *tinignan yung relo*
*lumalakad sina Varenz at Clyde – nakita si
Oh Ces. I need to go home already. It’s
Prince*
becoming late. Sighmond don’t want me to
get home late. Because it’s too dangerous VARENZ: Hey Clyde. Do you see that man
outside. He said that there’s a rumor about walking right there?
cruel kidnappers who gets really high
ransoms for people but in the end, if they CLYDE: Yes! He has so many jewelries!
already get what they want, they’ll not still And he also has a phone!
set free of the person who they kidnapped. *nagkatitigan*
They’re going to kill them! And that’s just so
unlawful and unjust! VARENZ: Are you thinking what I am
thinking? It would be a big jackpot!
CES: Oh my God! You’re right! They’re so
cruel! You should go home now already so CLYDE: Yes! You’re right!
that Sighmond won’t be worried sick for you. VARENZ, CLYDE: HAHAHAHA!
Thank you for your time and effort for
coming here! See you next time! Please be *nagplano kung paano kikidnapin si Prince*
careful outside! Take care Prince! Missed
you so much! Regard me from Sigh ha? I
want to see you both next time here. SCENE 37:

PRINCE: Yes Ces! You’re always welcome! *lumapit si Varenz kay Prince*
Missed you too so much! Yeah, sure! Soon, VARENZ: Hi there!
if he’s not busy anymore. Babyeee! *wave*
*di pumansin si Prince*
CES: Babyeeee! *wave*
VARENZ: Hello?!?!?!
*di pa rin pumapansin*
VARENZ: Yoohooo! *sumasayaw sa
harapan ni Prince*
*wala pa ring pansin*
VARENZ: Hey! Such a snob! SNOBBER!
“Kala mo kung maganda, ang PANGIT
naman!”
PRINCE: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!
VARENZ: I SAID THAT YOU’RE A
SNOBBER! THINKING THAT YOU’RE
BEAUTIFUL? DUH! YOU’RE SO UGLY!
PRINCE: FUCK YOU!
VARENZ: FUCK YOU TOO!
*cocoveran ni Clyde yung nose ni Prince*
CLYDE: You’re such a good entertainer
man! Another victim again! AHAHAHAHA!
We’re so brilliant! Boss will be proud of us
again!
VARENZ: Of course! He’ll receive lots of
money again and he’ll give us too! And the
amount of money he’ll give us is too much
again! AHAHAHA! Let’s bring him to boss
now!
*binuhat papunta kina Victor*
SCENE 38:
*alalang alala na si Sigh*
SIGH: Where in the part of the world is he?!
He’s not answering my texts! Even my calls!
Now, he’s cannot be reach! What the heck?!
My love, where are you? It’s already 8:00 in
the evening. I’m already worried for you. I
hope you’re okay. I should have just
accompanied you to your friend. If you’ve
been caught by the kidnappers, maybe there’s
no chance anymore even though I bring them
the ransom. Oh my poor lovely Prince. Huhu!
SCENE 39:
*kina Victor*
VARENZ: Boss! Look what had we found!
*tinignan ni Victor yung mga gamit niya*
VIC: Wow! A jackpot again! You two are
really the best! Now I can get money again!
HAHAHAHA! And I can also get these
staffs! HAHAHAHA! *kukunin* THESE
WILL BE ALL MINE! SO WITH THE
MONEY! HAHAHAHA!
*tinali si Prince*
SCENE 40:
*after 1 hour* *magigising na si Prince*
PRINCE: *imumulat yung mata* WHERE
AM I?! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
*pinipilit makawala sa pagkakatali*
AHHHHHH! HELP MEEEEE!
VICTOR: HEY! YOU SHUT UP!
PRINCE: Who are you?! I don’t know who
the fuck are you! Why am I even here?! What
are you going to do to me?! What do you need
from me?!
VICTOR: I need money.
PRINCE: I don’t have money!
VICTOR: But you will help me get money.
HAHAHAHA!
PRINCE: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?!
VICTOR: Pft!
PRINCE: LET ME GO! PLEASE LET ME
GO! I’LL DO EVERTHING YOU WANT
JUST LET ME FREE!
VICTOR: Oh? Are you sure of what you’re
saying?
PRINCE: YES!
VICTOR: Okay then. Bring me 3 billion
pesos!
PRINCE: I DON’T HAVE THAT
ENOUGH MONEY!
VICTOR: Then say, it’s your end of your life
now!
PRINCE: NOOOO!
*tumatawag si Sigh*
VICTOR: Oh. I think your boyfriend’s
calling! Want to answer it? Let me.
*on phone*
SIGH: Oh thank you God! You already
answered! Prince? Where are you already?
I’ve been worried sick for you already. I
taught something bad already happened to
you. I taught you’ve been already kidnapped.
I’m glad you’re not.
VIC: *pabulong* *habang nagsasalita si Vic,
naghe hello si Sigh* If you say the truth, I’ll
definitely kill you! Tell him you’re okay and
you’re still on your way home. If you won’t
follow me, you’re dead!
SIGH: Hello my love?
PRINCE: Hello my love. I’m fine. I’m still
on my way home. The bus I rode is too slow.
I’ll call you if I’m already near the house.
BUT IT’S NOT TRUE! I’M KIDNAPPED
MY LOVE! HELP MEEEEE!
AHHHHHHH! HELP ME LOVEEEE!
VIC: FUCK YOU! YOU’LL BE DEAD
RIGHT NOW!
SIGH: NO! NO! PLEASE DON’T KILL
HIM! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! I’LL
GIVE THAT TO YOU RIGHT NOW!
VICTOR: That’s what I want to hear. I want
3 billion pesos! Could you bring that to me
right now?
SIGH: YES! I CAN DEFINITELY BRING
THAT MONEY TO YOU RIGHT NOW!
PRINCE: WHAT THE HECK?! WHERE
WILL YOU GET THAT PLENTY OF
MONEY?!
VICTOR: YOU SHUT UP! OR YOU
WON’T WAIT YOUR BOYFRIEND TO
COME HERE!
*tumahimik si Prince*
SIGH: DON’T HURT HER!
VIC: Yes, I won’t. Don’t worry. Just give me
that billion pesos and I will set him free if
you’re already here. #99 Bobo Aq Street at
Dambel Avenue.
SIGH: NOTED! I’LL BE RIGHT THERE
AS FAS AS I CAN!
*in-end ni Victor*
VIC: Thanks to your boyfriend, I cannot
touch you right now. But I can have that
money HAHAHAHA! Thank you for being
dumb! Damn you! *umalis na*
PRINCE: *umiiyak sa takot* Please come
fast my love, I’m already scared. Please save
me already. *sob* But where can he get that
money?
SCENE 41:
*tumawag si Sigh kay Victor*
VIC: It’s already late. Why did you call me?
SIGH: This will be the last time already. Can
I borrow money again?
VIC: Go tell in the bank. Tell to the banker
that she’ll less it to my account. Tell her that
I’m your friend and I allow you to get money
from my account.
SIGH: Okay. Thank you.
SCENE 42:
*in the bank*
JOYCE: What do you need sir?
SIGH: Uhm. Mr. Victor Tabangcura asked
me to go here and get money from his
account. He said that I’m going to get 3
billion pesos.
JOYCE: 3 billion pesos sir? Sure! Wait for
me for 5 minutes.
*after 5 minutes*
JOYCE: Here you go sir. *inabot* I think Mr.
Tabangcura would go travel around the world
again. *smile*
SIGH: Yes. You’re right. By the way, thank
you!
JOYCE: You’re welcome sir! If Mr.
Tabangcura will send you again, you’re free
to approach me.
SIGH: Okay. Thank you for that! *smile*
*umalis na*
SCENE 43:
*bago pumunta si Sigh, tinawagan niya yung
mga kabarkada niyang bakla*
SIGH: Hey guys! I need your help! Prince
was kidnapped, and I need to bring the
ransom right now. But I need your help, so
that we can attack them and knock out all of
them, I know you guys are really genius about
these things, so please, kindly help us. Thank
you!
KABARKADA: Roger that!
SIGH: Thank you so much guys!
SCENE 44:
*nakarating na kina Victor*
SIGH: Wait. This place looks familiar.
*tinignan yung paligid* Ugh! Never mind. I
need to give these right now. Or else I won’t
see my love alive.
*Nakita nina Clyde at Varenz si Sigh*
CLYDE: Oh here you are! Let’s go upstairs!
*hinawakan ng mahigpit para di makawala*
SCENE 45:
*nakarating na* *nung nakita ni Sigh si
Prince, kumawala sa hawak nina Clyde at
Varenz at niyakap si Prince – binitawan yung
bag ng pera – hinawakan ni Varenz*
CLYDE: Boss! Here is the boyfriend of the
victim!
*lumingon si Victor* *nagtitigan sila ni
Sigh*
VIC: SIGHMOND?!
SIGH: VICTOR?!
SIGH, VIC: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
PRINCE: YOU BOTH KNOW EACH
OTHER?!
VIC, SIGH: YES!
SIGH: I’m here because I’m going to give the
ransom! So that he could be set free already!
He is my boyfriend! How about you?! Why
are you here?! Don’t tell me that you’re the
boss! What the fuck?!
VIC: YOU? YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!
YOU’RE ALSO A GAY?! WHY DIDN’T
YOU TELL ME?! THAT’S WHY YOU
ACT LIKE YOU’RE NOT DISGUSTED BY
ME, A GAY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO A
GAY!
SIGH: WHY WOULD THE FUCK WILL I
TELL YOU THAT I HAVE A
BOYFRIEND?! AND YES! I’M A GAY!
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM FROM ME
BEING A GAY AND HAVING A
BOYFRIEND?!
VIC: NO! NONE! YOU SHOULD HAVE
TOLD ME! BECAUSE I LIKE YOU FOR
SO LONG SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW
AND MET YOU! BUT I DIDN’T KNOW
THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. YOU
SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE! SO
THAT IO WON’T FEEL ANY PAIN! I
LIKE YOU SIGHMOND! YES, I LIKE
YOU! BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO
FEEL RIGHT NOW! YOU JUST BROKE
MY HEART! YOU’RE THE FIRST GUY I
LIKED SO BAD! BUT I’M SO SORRY! I
DIDN’T MEAN TO KIDNAPPED YOUR
BOYFRIEND! BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW
THAT HE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND! I’M SO
SORRY! BUT BECAUSE YOU BROKE
MY HEART, I’LL KILL THE BOTH OF
YOU!!!!!
KABARKADA: NO YOU WON’T! *sinipa
yung tiyan ni Victor – nahulog yung baril –
kinuha ng isa yung baril at binaril sina Varenz
at Clyde* *nakawala na si Prince* *nilapitan
ni Sigh si Vic*
SIGH: You’re such a bad guy. I taught you
were nice and kind but that’s all what I
taught! It isn’t true! You’re a kidnapper!
That’s why you’re so rich. That’s why you let
me have all you money because you’re so
rich and a CRUEL KIDNAPPER! FUCK
YOU FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE! HOW I
WISH I DIDN’T MET AND KNOW YOU!
HOW I WISH I DIDN’T ASKED HELP
FOR YOU! HOW I WISH I DIDN’T COME
TO YOU AND ASKED FOR MONEY!
AND HOW I WISHED I SHOULD HAVE
TELL THE TRUTH SO THAT I WON’T
KNOW EVEYRTHING AND SO THAT
NOTHING HAPPENS LIKE THIS! FUCK
YOU! YOU’RE SHAMELESS! YOU’RE
SO RUDE! YOU’RE SO BAD! I ALSO
WISH THAT I SHOULDN’T BE FRIENDS
WITH YOU! BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A
TRUE FRIEND! YOU’RE A FAKE! AND
YOU ALSO HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME!
AND YOU’RE ALSO THE CRUELLEST
KIDNAPPER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!
VIC: I’M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING
SIGHMOND! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR
WHAT I HAVE DONE!
SIGH: NO! I WON’T NEVER EVER
FORGIVE YOU! YOU TRAITOR! YOU
SON OF SATAN! FUCK YOU!
VIC: *sobbing*
SIGH: FOR NOW, YOU MUST SAY
GOODBYE TO THE WORLD ALREADY.
BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WILL NO
LONGER BE LIVED! IT WILL END NOW!
NO THINGS WILL BE BETTER IF
YOU’RE STILL ALIVE HERE ON
EARTH! GOODBYE MY FUCKING
BULLSHIT TRAITOR AND FAKE
FRIEND!!!
*binaril ng kasama ni Sigh ng multiple
times* *aalis lahat ng characters –
magbibihis*

SCENE 46:
*after 10 years*
DIRK: Let us all welcome the newlywed
couple, Sighmond and Prince!
CONGRATULATIONS!
ALL: *palakpakan*
*nagsasayawan lahat – nagtatawanan –
nagkakainan*
*may lumapit kay Prince*
STRANGER: Hi Prince!
PRINCE: Who are you?
STRANGER: I’m Varenz! Want some of my
money? *ngumisi – sabay kinoveran yung
ilong ni Prince*

THE END!

*labas lahat ng characters – ipapakilala ni

Ces*
ALL: Thank you for listening and watching
everybody!
*BOW*